CHAPTER X

EXCHANGED FOR A HORSE-THIEF--BACK TO MAFEKING AFTER TWO

MONTHS' WANDERINGS

"Hail, fellow! well met!"--SWIFT.

Next morning I was awakened at 6 a.m. by Mr. Drake knocking at my door,

and telling me I was to be ready in half an hour, as Colonel

Baden-Powell had consented to exchange me for Petrus Viljoen. This

exchange had placed our Commanding Officer in an awkward position. The

prisoner was, as I stated before, a criminal, and under the jurisdiction

of the civil authorities, who would not take upon themselves the

responsibility of giving him up. Under these circumstances Lord Edward

Cecil had come forward and represented to Colonel Baden-Powell that it

was unseemly for an Englishwoman to be left in the hands of the Boers,

and transported to Pretoria by the rough coach, exposed to possible

insults and to certain discomforts. He even declared himself prepared to

take any consequent blame on his shoulders, and, being the Prime

Minister's son, his words had great weight. As a matter of fact, Petrus

Viljoen was anything but a fighting man, and could be of very little

service to our enemies. The burghers had told me his presence was so

persistently desired from the fact of the republic having private scores

to settle with him. In any case, he was very reluctant to leave Mafeking

and the safety of the prison, which fact had influenced Colonel

Baden-Powell in finally agreeing to the exchange.

As may be imagined, I could hardly believe my good fortune, and I lost

no time in scrambling into my clothes while the cart was being

inspanned. A vexatious delay occurred from the intractability of the

mules, which persistently refused to allow themselves to be caught. The

exchange of prisoners had to be effected before 8 a.m., when the truce

would be over, and I shall never forget how I execrated those stubborn

animals, as the precious minutes slipped by, fearful lest my captors

would change their minds and impose fresh conditions. However, at length

all was ready, and, escorted by some artillery officers, I drove to

headquarters, where I was requested to descend in order to have another

interview with the General. Again an inquisitive crowd watched my

movements, but civilly made way for me to pass into the little room

where General Snyman was holding a sort of levee. The latter asked me a

few purposeless questions. I gravely expressed a hope that his eyes

were better (he had been suffering from inflamed sight); then he rose

and held out his hand, which I could not ignore, and without further

delay we were off. About 2,000 yards from Mafeking I noticed the enemy's

advanced trenches, with some surprise at their proximity to the town;

and here we met the other party with a white flag escorting Mr. Viljoen,

who looked foolish, dejected, and anything but pleased to see his

friends. He was forthwith given over to their care, the mules were

whipped up, and at a gallop we rattled into the main street. From the

first redoubt Colonel Baden-Powell and Lord Edward Cecil ran out to

greet me, and the men in the trench gave three ringing English cheers,

which were good to hear; but no time had to be lost in getting under

cover, and I drove straight to Mr. Wiel's house, and had hardly reached

it when "Creechy" (a Dutch pet-name which had been given to the big

siege gun) sent a parting salute, and her shell whizzed defiantly over

our heads.

Then commenced a more or less underground existence, which continued for

five and a half months; but, surrounded by friends, it was to me a

perfect heaven after so many weeks passed amidst foes. I had much to

hear, and it took some time to realize all the changes in the little

town since I had left. First and foremost, the town guard were coming

splendidly out of their long-protracted ordeal. Divided into three

watches, they passed the night at the different redoubts, behind each of

which was a bomb-proof shelter. Those of the second watch were ready to

reinforce the men on duty, while the third were only to turn out if

summoned by the alarm-bell. All the defences had, indeed, been brought

to a wonderful pitch of perfection by the C.O. First there was a network

of rifle-pits, which gave the Boers no peace day or night, and from

which on one side or the other an almost incessant sniping went on.

These were supplemented by dynamite mines, the fame of which had

frightened the Boers more than anything else, all connected with

Headquarter Staff Office by electric wires. In addition there was

barbed-wire fencing round the larger earthworks, and massive barricades

of waggons and sandbags across the principal streets. All this looked

very simple once erected and in working order, but it was the outcome of

infinite thought and ever-working vigilance. Then there was a complete

system of telephones, connecting all the redoubts and the hospital with

the Staff Office, thereby saving the lives of galloping orderlies,

besides gaining their services as defenders in a garrison so small that

each unit was an important factor. Last, but certainly not least, were

the bomb-proof shelters, which black labour had constructed under

clever supervision all over the town, till at that time, in case of

heavy shelling, nearly every inhabitant could be out of harm's way. What

struck me most forcibly was that, in carrying out these achievements,

Colonel Baden-Powell had been lucky enough to find instruments, in the

way of experienced men, ready to his hand. One officer was proficient in

bomb-proofs, the postmaster thoroughly understood telephones, while

another official had proved himself an expert in laying mines. The area

to be defended had a perimeter of six miles; but, in view of the

smallness of the garrison and the overwhelming number of the Boers, it

was fortunate the authorities had been bold and adventurous enough to

extend the trenches over this wide space, instead of following the old

South African idea of going into laager in the market-square, which had

been the first suggestion. The town was probably saved by being able to

present so wide a target for the Boer artillery, and although we were

then, and for the next few weeks, cut off from all communication with

the outer world, even by nigger letter-carriers, and in spite of bullets

rattling and whizzing through the market-square and down the

side-streets, the Boer outposts were gradually being pushed away by our

riflemen in their invisible pits. While on this subject, I must mention

that a day spent in those trenches was anything but an agreeable one.

Parties of six men and an officer occupied them daily before dawn, and

remained there eighteen hours, as any attempt to leave would have meant

a hail of bullets from the enemy, distant only about 600 yards. They

were dug deep enough to require very little earthwork for protection;

hence they were more or less invisible by the enemy in their larger

trenches. These latter were constantly subjected to the annoyance of

bullets coming, apparently, from the ground, and, though other foes

might have acted differently in like circumstances, the Boers did not

care for the job of advancing across the open to dislodge the hidden

enemy.

In a very few days a new bomb-proof shelter had been constructed for me,

and to inaugurate it I gave an underground dinner with six guests. This

bomb-proof was indeed a triumph in its line, and I must describe it.

About 18 by 15 feet, and 8 feet high, it was reached by a flight of

twelve wooden steps, at the top of which was a door that gave it the

privacy of a room. It was lighted besides by three horizontal apertures,

which resembled the very large portholes of a sailing-ship, and this

illusion was increased by the wooden flaps that could be closed at will.

The roof was composed of two lots of steel rails placed one above the

other, and on these were sheets of corrugated iron and a huge tarpaulin

to keep out the rain. Above, again, were 9 feet of solid earth, while

rows upon rows of sandbags were piled outside the entrance to guard

against splinters and stray bullets. The weighty roof was supported, as

an additional precaution, on the inside by three stout wooden posts,

which, together with the rather dim light, most apparent when descending

from the brilliant sunshine outside, gave the bomb-proof the appearance

of a ship's cabin; in fact, one of my visitors remarked it much reminded

him of the well-known print of the _Victory's_ cockpit when Nelson lay

a-dying. The interior panelling was painted white. One wall was entirely

covered with an enormous Union Jack, and the other was decorated with

native weapons, crowned by a trophy of that very war--namely, the only

Mauser carbine then taken from the Boers. To complete the up-to-date

nature of this protected dwelling, a telephone was installed, through

the medium of which I could in a second communicate with the Staff

Headquarters, and have due notice given me of "Creechy's" movements. In

this shelter it was certainly no hardship to spend those hot days, and

it was known to be the coolest place in town at that hot season of the

year.

On Sundays we were able, thanks to the religious proclivities of the

Boers, to end our mole existence for twenty-four hours, and walk and

live like Christians. To almost the end of the siege this truce was

scrupulously observed on both sides, and from early dawn to late at

night the whole population thoroughly enjoyed themselves. The relieved

expression on the faces of all could not fail to be apparent to even a

casual observer. Pale women and children emerged from their laager, put

on their finery, sunned themselves, and did their shopping. The black

ladies went in a body to the veldt to collect firewood with all their

natural gaiety and light-heartedness, which not even shell-fire and

numerous casualties amongst themselves seemed seriously to disturb.

Those of us who had horses and carriages at our disposal rode and drove

anywhere within our lines in perfect safety. The first Sunday I was in

Mafeking I was up and on my pony by 6 a.m., unwilling to lose a moment

of the precious day. We rode all round our defences, and inspected Canon

Kopje, the scene of the most determined attack the Boers had made, the

repulse of which, at the beginning of the siege, undoubtedly saved the

town. From there we looked through the telescope at "Creechy," whose

every movement could be watched from this point of vantage, and whose

wickedly shining barrel was on the "day of rest" modestly pointed to the

ground. Returning, we rode through the native stadt, quite the most

picturesque part of Mafeking, where the trim, thatched, beaver-shaped

huts, surrounded by mud walls, enclosing the little gardens and some

really good-sized trees, appeared to have suffered but little damage

from the bombardment, in spite of the Boers having specially directed

their fire against the inhabitants (the Baralongs), who were old

opponents of theirs. These natives were only armed by the authorities

when the invaders specially selected them for their artillery fire and

made raids on their cattle. The variety and sizes of these arms were

really laughable. Some niggers had old-fashioned Sniders, others

elephant guns, and the remainder weapons with enormously long barrels,

which looked as if they dated back to Waterloo. To their owners,

however, the maker or the epoch of the weapon mattered little. They were

proud men, and stalked gravely along the streets with their precious

rifles, evidently feeling such a sense of security as they had never

experienced before.

On the Sunday I alluded to, after our ride we attended morning service,

held as usual in the neat little church, which, with the exception of a

few gashes in the ceiling rafters, caused by fragments of shell, had up

to date escaped serious injury. The Dutch Church, on the other hand,

curiously enough, was almost demolished by shell-fire at the beginning

of the siege. We then drove up to the hospital, where Miss Hill, the

plucky and youthful-looking matron, received us and showed us round.

This girl--for she was little more--had been the life and prop of the

place for the past two months, during which time the resources of the

little hospital had been taxed almost past belief. Where twenty was the

usual number of patients, there were actually sixty-four on the occasion

of my first visit. The staff was composed of only a matron and three

trained nurses. In addition to their anxieties for the patients, who

were being so frequently brought in with the most terrible injuries,

these nurses underwent considerable risks from the bombardment, which,

no doubt from accident, had been all along directed to the vicinity of

the hospital and convent, which lay close together. The latter had

temporarily been abandoned by the nuns, who were living in an adjacent

bomb-proof, and the former had not escaped without having a shell

through one of the wards, at the very time a serious operation was

taking place. By a miraculous dispensation no patient was injured, but a

woman, who had been previously wounded by a Mauser bullet while in the

laager, died of fright.

The afternoon was taken up by a sort of gymkhana, when a happy holiday

crowd assembled to see the tilting at the ring, the lemon-cutting, and

the tug-of-war. At this entertainment Colonel Baden-Powell was

thoroughly in his element, chatting to everyone and dispensing tea from

a travelling waggon. In the evening I dined at Dixon's with our old

party, and, really, the two months that had elapsed since I was at that

same table had effected but little change in the surroundings and in the

fare, which at that early stage of the siege was as plentiful as ever,

even the stock of Schweppes' soda-water appearing inexhaustible. Besides

this luxury, we had beautiful fresh tomatoes and young cabbages. The

meat had resolved itself into beef, and beef only, but eggs helped out

the menu, and the only non-existent delicacy was "fresh butter." This

commodity existed in tins, but I must confess the sultry weather had

anticipated the kitchen, in that it usually appeared in a melted state.

The most formidable weapon of the Boers was, naturally, the big siege

Creusot gun. The very first day I arrived in Mafeking "Creechy"

discharged a shell that killed a trooper of the Protectorate Regiment,

who happened to be standing up in the stables singing a song, whilst

four or five others were seated on the ground. The latter were

uninjured, but the dead man was absolutely blown to bits, and one of his

legs was found in the roof. A few days after two more shells landed in

the market-square, one going through the right window of the chemist's

shop, the other demolishing the left-hand one. Some of the staff were

actually in the shop when the second shell came through the window, and

were covered with dust, broken bits of glass, and shattered wood, but

all providentially escaped unhurt. Others were not so fortunate, for a

nigger in the market-square was literally cut in half, and a white man

100 yards away had his leg torn off. Again, in Mr. Wiel's store a shell

burst while the building was full of people, without injuring anyone;

but one of the splinters carried an account-book from the counter and

deposited it in the roof on its outward passage. Indeed, not a day

passed but one heard of marvellously narrow escapes.

As the heat increased, the shelling grew certainly slacker, and, after

an hour or two spent in exchanging greetings in the early morning, both

besieged and besiegers seemed to slumber during the sultry noonday

hours. About four they appeared to rouse themselves, and often my

telephone would then ring up with the message: "The gun is loaded, and

pointed at the town." Almost simultaneously a panting little bell, not

much louder than a London muffin-bell, but heard distinctly all over the

town in the clear atmosphere, would give tongue, and luckless folk who

were promenading the streets had about three seconds to seek shelter,

the alarm being sounded as the flash was seen by the look-out. One

afternoon they gave us three shots in six minutes, but, of course, this

rapid firing was much safer for the inhabitants than a stray shot after

a long interval, as people remained below-ground expecting a repetition

of that never-to-be-forgotten crashing explosion, followed by the

sickening noise of the splinters tearing through the air, sometimes just

over one's head, like the crack of a very long whip, manipulated by a

master-hand. The smallest piece of one of these fragments was sufficient

to kill a man, and scarcely anyone wounded with a shell ever seemed to

survive, the wounds being nearly always terribly severe, and their

poison occasioning gangrene to set in. There were many comic as well as

tragic incidents connected with the shells of the big gun. A monkey

belonging to the post-office, who generally spent the day on the top of

a pole to which he was chained, would, on hearing the alarm-bell,

rapidly descend from his perch, and, in imitation of the human beings

whom he saw taking shelter, quickly pop under a large empty biscuit-tin.

Dogs also played a great part in the siege. One, belonging to the

Base-Commandant, was wounded no less than three times; a rough Irish

terrier accompanied the Protectorate Regiment in all its engagements;

and a third amused itself by running after the small Maxim shells,

barking loudly, and trying to retrieve pieces. On the other hand, the

Resident Commissioner's dog was a prudent animal, and whenever she heard

the alarm-bell, she would leave even her dinner half eaten, and bolt

down her master's bomb-proof. On one occasion I remember being amused at

seeing a nigger, working on the opposite side of the road, hold up a

spade over his head like an umbrella as the missile came flashing by,

while a fellow-workman crawled under a large tarpaulin that was

stretched on the ground. These natives always displayed the most

astonishing sang-froid. One day we saw a funny scene on the occasion of

a Kaffir wedding, when the bridegroom was most correctly attired in

morning-dress and an old top-hat. Over his frock-coat he wore his

bandolier, and carried a rifle on his shoulder; the bride, swathed in a

long white veil from head to foot, walked by his side, and was followed

by two young ladies in festive array, while the procession was brought

up by more niggers, armed, like the bridegroom, to the teeth. The party

solemnly paraded the streets for fully half an hour, in no wise

disconcerted by a pretty lively shelling and the ring of the Mausers on

the corrugated iron roofs.

Quite as disagreeable as "Creechy," although less noisy, was the enemy's

1-pound Maxim. A very loud hammering, quickly repeated, and almost

simultaneously a whirring in the air, followed by four quick explosions,

and then we knew this poisonous devil was at work. The shells were

little gems in their way, and when they did not burst, which was often

the case, were tremendously in request as souvenirs. Not much larger

than an ordinary pepper-caster, when polished up and varnished they made

really charming ornaments, and the natives were quick to learn that they

commanded a good price, for after a shower had fallen there was a

helter-skelter amongst the black boys for any unexploded specimens. One

evening we had a consignment into the road just outside my bomb-proof,

attracted by a herd of mules going to water. Immediately the small

piccaninny driving these animals scampered off, returning in triumph

with one of these prizes, which he brought me still so hot that I could

not hold it. It used often to strike me how comic these scenes at

Mafeking would have been to any aeronaut hovering over the town of an

evening, especially when the shelling had been heavy. Towards sundown

the occupants of the various bomb-proofs used to emerge and sit on the

steps or the sandbags of their shelters, conversing with their

neighbours and discussing the day's damage. All of a sudden the bell

would tinkle, and down would go all the heads, just as one has often

seen rabbits on a summer evening disappear into their holes at the

report of a gun. In a few minutes, when the explosion was over, they

would bob up again, to see if any harm had been done by the last

missile. Then night would gradually fall on the scene, sometimes made

almost as light as day by a glorious African moon, concerning which I

shall always maintain that in no other country is that orb of such

brightness, size, and splendour. The half-hour between sundown and

moonrise, or twilight and inky blackness, as the case happened to be,

according to the season or the weather, was about the pleasantest time

in the whole day. As a rule it was a peaceful interval as regards

shelling. Herds of mules were driven along the dusty streets to be

watered; cattle and goats returned from the veldt, where they had been

grazing in close proximity to the town, as far as possible out of sight;

foot-passengers, amongst them many women, scurried along the side-walks

closely skirting the houses. Then, when daylight had completely faded,

all took shelter, to wait for the really vicious night-gun, which was

usually fired between eight and nine with varying regularity, as our

enemies, no doubt, wished to torment the inhabitants by not allowing

them to know when it was safe for them to seek their homes and their

beds. There was a general feeling of relief when "Creechy" had boomed

her bloodthirsty "Good-night." Only once during the whole siege was she

fired in the small hours of the morning, and that was on Dingaan's Day

(December 16), when she terrified the sleeping town by beginning her

day's work at 2.30 a.m., followed by a regular bombardment from all the

other guns in chorus, to celebrate the anniversary of the great Boer

victory over the Zulus many years ago. Frequent, however, were the

volleys from the trenches that suddenly broke the tranquillity of the

early night, and startling were they in their apparent nearness till one

got accustomed to them. At first I thought the enemy must be firing in

the streets, so loud were the reports, owing to the atmosphere and the

wind setting in a particular direction. The cause of these volleys was

more difficult to discover, and, as our men never replied, it seemed

somewhat of a waste of ammunition. Their original cause was a sortie

early in the siege, when Captain Fitzclarence made a night attack with

the bayonet on their trenches. Ever afterwards an animal moving on the

veldt, a tree or bush stirred by the wind, an unusual light in the town,

was sufficient for volley after volley to be poured at imaginary foes.

By nine o'clock these excitements were usually over, and half an hour

afterwards nearly every soul not on duty was asleep, secure in the

feeling that for every one who reposed two were on watch; while, as

regards Colonel Baden-Powell, he was always prowling about, and the

natives revived his old Matabele nickname of "the man that walks by

night."

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