"Pray, Maud, form your own opinions and don't quote those of other

people. Use your eyes to-day, and see what the Fabers are like. Mrs.

Faber has developed so wonderfully you would not know her for the same

person, though she is still somewhat afraid of Lady Dove, which is not

surprising. That woman is simply odious."

Very soon they reached Aldersfield, and Lewis conducted his cousin to

the barn where he had worked so hard. The preparations were drawing to

a close, and at that moment Toney herself dashed out with a hammer in

her hand.

"Why, Toney, you look like Sisera going to do the deed! Is there

anything I can get?"

"Oh, you'll do for audience beautifully, I was just going to fetch Mrs.

Horner, but she is dreadfully busy. It's to hear Uncle Dove rehearse

his speech. We've put up the platform for him and all, and now he

declares he can't make a speech--but he must. Now do, Maud, you'll

represent the ladylike portion. Poor uncle is so shy, and only says

'Hum, hum!'"

They entered the barn, where Sir Evas was indeed looking supremely

unhappy.

"Oh, Waycott, I'm glad you've come. Toney declares I must make a speech

and it's quite beyond me!"

"Oh yes you can, dear, ducky uncle. Just say something that you really

mean out of your heart."

"That they won't make themselves ill with over-eating!"

"Oh, that's horrid, you wouldn't say that at your own table--but look,

Mr. Waycott, what do you think of the whole?"

"Oh!" exclaimed Maud, "why it's too beautiful for them, and everything

silver, and, oh, what lovely silver dishes!"

Lewis gave Maud a little nudge; he knew this speech would be like

gunpowder to Toney.

"Too beautiful! Of course not! How can anything be too beautiful?

Aren't these flowers exquisite, Mr. Waycott? That was all your doing."

"But it's like a grand dinner party," urged Maud.

"And so it is, a very grand dinner party. Do you see the little roses,

and the napkins folded like lilies? The servants have just been awfully

nice over it all, and the button-holes are ready for the men and a

little posy for the ladies. I'm just a wee bit afraid about the

children, but Chum says I'm to trust her."

"May I play something for them on the violin?" asked Maud eagerly.

"Oh, how lovely, yes; but--not one of your long fugues, please.

Something they'd all like, just a brisk jig or imitation of bagpipes."

Maud looked upon herself as a good player, but she nobly hid her

disgust.

"I see, a good stirring dance."

"Yes, just at first, something that will unloose their tongues, and that

they can talk all through it till the dance begins. Now, Uncle Evas,

it's your turn. You must practise your speech. Mr. Waycott, just sit

there to represent the men, and Maud will do the stuck-ups, and I'll do

the women. It must suit us all, uncle. You can just say how awfully

glad you are to see them, and that Toney Whitburn is too, and that--no,

I'll make my own, you'd go wrong."

Happily for Sir Evas a footman entered at the moment, and announced that

Lady Dove said would Sir Evas go at once, and see her on business.

*CHAPTER VII.*

*THE VISITORS ARRIVE.*

"What is the programme?" asked Maud, catching Toney's enthusiasm.

"Uncle Evas, and any of us who like, will sit down to dinner here, then,

when they are well started, we shall go to dine in the house, and hurry

a little to begin the dancing here. Poor people do like having plenty

of time to eat, so I think we can manage it all."

"When is Sir Evas to make his speech?"

"Just between their meat and pudding. It will help them to digest, and

they do like to hear speeches, so I'm going to make one, and anybody

else who feels moved. Won't you, Mr. Waycott?"

"But they are not my tenants, Toney."

"But they are your neighbours, and we ought to love our neighbour as

ourself."

"I expect my people will be very jealous!" answered Lewis laughing.

"Then you can have a party of your own. I'll come and help you in

return."

"That's a promise, but I don't know what Aunt Honoria would say!"

"Oh! My visitors are going to---- No, I won't tell you as you might

let it out to Aunt Dove. Uncle Evas gave leave, but----"

At this moment Sir Evas walked in, followed by Lady Carew.

"Oh! what a fairy palace!" exclaimed her ladyship. "Where is Miss

Whitburn? I've come to beg you to let me see all the fun, but I didn't

expect this! My husband is coming later, but I rebelled."

Lady Carew's face was all smiles. She had never forgotten Toney's first

tea-party at Aldersfield, besides the story of Toney's fortune and her

coming of age was known to everyone for miles round. Toney gave one of

her quick searching looks and settled that Lady Carew meant all she

said.

"Well, that is nice of you! You haven't come because I've got such a

heap of money! Oh dear! Uncle Evas, I do believe I see somebody

arriving in the distance."

Sir Evas looked too.

"Good heavens, Toney! it's the _avant garde_. Much too early!"

"But you are glad they should enjoy themselves as long as possible,

aren't you, and you said you wanted them to see your house, and you

know---- Did you tell Mr. Diggings!"

"Tell him what, Toney?" whispered Lewis, who was prepared for a

surprise.

"That the house is open to _everybody_ to-day! Fancy, Lady Carew, ever

so many of uncle's tenants have never been in the house at all! So now

Uncle Evas has been awfully kind, and said Aldersfield should be thrown

open, only----"

Sir Evas had hurried off.

"Only what?" laughed Lewis, who had jumped to conclusions.

"He wouldn't tell Aunt Dove, so I want my friends to act as sentinels at

her door! and we must all take parties round. No one is to see this

fairy palace till six!"

"Doesn't Lady Dove know?" asked Lady Carew smiling, "pray let me

personally conduct as I have never seen all the house either. I know

there are fine pictures."

"Well, no, Aunt Dove doesn't know. She would just have squirmed a bit

at seeing so many of them all about. I've just run round to open all

the doors, but I posted a warning near Aunt Dove's door. Oh, I do hope

she is safe for a long time. She said she was going to rest, and Miss

Grossman is reading to her."

Maud and Lady Carew could not help laughing.

"Won't they do funny things?" asked Maud "You know, Lewis, your aunts

wouldn't let your tenants roam about the house!"

"I'm afraid Toney will insist, but please let it be in the summer-time."

"It would be nicer for them, but I couldn't help my birthday, could I?

Just look down the drive, it's getting black with people. I'll run

round here first. Mr. Waycott, will you see if the children's room is

done, then we must all work and just talk and explain everything, and

please, Lady Carew pretend you know them all as there isn't time to

introduce."

In another moment there was a scuffle and rush round, which Trick seemed

to think, judging by his barking, was done specially to amuse him, and

then at the open front door and on the top of the stone steps, Toney,

Trick, and their special friends might be seen with very smiling faces,

standing to receive the first batch of visitors, though looking down the

drive the stream seemed continuous and thick. It must be owned that the

guests were very quiet and very shy, and the procession resembled a

funeral much more than the beginning of a most novel party. Never had

half the visitors come so near the big house, but then never had they

been invited. They all clutched their invitation cards as if they were

talismen. Toney had stationed the young footman at the bottom of the

stairs to receive the cards, but there the first hitch occurred.

A very sheepish labourer in his very best clothes shook his head as the

footman held out his hand to receive the card.

"'Tis only to show you, young man," he said in a loud whisper.

"Will you kindly give it to me," was the answer. "I have to collect

them."

"No, that you b'aint, I'm a-going to keep it; I've promised my lad I'll

frame it for 'im."

The second guest seeing the difficulty refused even to show his card.

"We be a-going to frame it too. If you can't a-read it just to get the

name in your head, I can't help you no further."

"Miss Whitburn said they were to be collected."

These two rebels had stopped the stream, and Lewis, seeing something was

happening, dashed down to the rescue.

"Afternoon, sir; the young man wants my card of invitation from Miss

Toney herself. I'd rather not come than give it to 'im."

Lewis was convulsed but soon set matters right.

"Pray keep them, but just show them as you come up. Miss Whitburn is

waiting up there for you."

"'T'aint likely we'd give it up to _he_," said yet another visitor,

casting looks of contempt on the footman who had tried to steal their

precious cards.

The children, open-mouthed, clung to their parents, but the Thomas girls

had been put first as they knew Miss Toney so well.

Up they came, men, women, and children, all sizes, dressed in varied

costumes, and all staring hard at Toney, who, in her simple morning

dress, was beaming with pleasure, and her eyes seemed to dance with

glee.

"How do you do? How do you? Oh, Mr. Grant, it is good of you to come

with your lame foot. Mrs. Chapman, the children are to go to their big

room straight, lots of amusements for them, and they'll be well taken

care of. Lady Carew and Miss Maud Hamilton have come to entertain you.

Oh please, Mrs. Curtis, do shake hands (Mrs. Curtis was curtseying).

What a lovely nosegay! How kind of you. Now, Miss Hamilton, will you

take the first party round the house. There are about thirty here," and

Maud went off.

"How do you do? This is nice of you to come. You're to go round the

house anywhere except in Lady Dove's room, she's got a headache or

something."

"Shan't we hurt the carpets, miss, with our boots?" said a patient

looking woman, "and here's some of our last roses, miss, for your

birthday. I'm sure we all wish you a very, very long life."

"Thank you ever so much," and Toney was already holding an arm-full of

very tight posies. "Now, Mr. Waycott, will you take the second party.

Show them my little room at the top of the house for they can see the

tops of their cottages and chimneys from there. Sir Evas is coming

soon. He had to see a bit to everything. Dinner's very punctual at six,

so please don't stop too long."

Lewis Waycott obeyed. He had come there to obey to-day, and it was no

good to think of shyness with Toney there. She was really happy with

these people, and could not have been condescending to them had she

tried. These poor cottagers, whose dull lives were seldom varied, were

to have a real good day, and enjoy themselves, that was the idea that

filled Toney's mind. Her one anxiety was the fear that Lady Dove would

wake and come forth. At last the stream left off and only a few

stragglers appeared. Toney was keeping the last batch for herself, and

the children were now safely housed in the barn house, listening

spell-bound to a ventriloquist with Mrs. Faber in charge. She was

indeed happy, there was a great affinity between herself and children.

The tea-tables were spread, and the enjoyment of the little ones was

doubled by secret glances at the good things which would soon find their

way down their throats.

"Hulloa!" called out the ventriloquist, putting his head up a chimney,

"are you there, Bill, why don't you come down? I say, what's to day?"

"A coming of old age." "You silly, not old age, a coming of age."

"Whose coming?" "Well, it ain't my coming, for I ain't a-coming for

anyone"--and so on till the children clapped and shouted, for suddenly

Miss Toney herself appeared like a sudden burst of sunshine, and stayed

ten minutes making fun.

"Oh, Chum, aren't they happy?"

"I should think they were," echoed Mrs. Faber.

Yes, the children were happy and tea followed very soon, and after tea a

conjurer, and then the children were all fetched home by the neighbours

from the other half of the village or by elder girls. After this Mrs.

Faber slipped away to get ready for the dinner and the dance.

In the meanwhile the multitude of fathers and mothers were tramping

round the great house with wide open eyes and cautious feet. To walk on

Turkey carpets and look at the beautiful pictures and china the gentry

looked at every day, was a new experience. It must be said that Toney's

party had a real treat, because she did showman in a very amusing style.

"It must be nice, miss, to live in such a wonderful house," said a poor

woman whose home was not a thing of joy.

"It's a job to keep it clean though," said Toney, "for my part I'd

rather have a wee cottage if I had the work to do. I used to keep our

cottage nice, and I would rather be you for that, but I guess if we

can't keep a cottage nice we should make a poor hand at keeping a big

place like this spick and span."

"Don't seem worth while, miss, to spend time on our poor places."

"Oh, but it is. Pups used to say that a cottage was the most healthy

place in the world if the doors and windows were always open to let in

God's sunshine, and if God's sunshine found no dust when it did get in

there. I'll tell you what, Mrs. Smith, we'll start a society for the

brightest cottage in uncle's part of the village. I'll give a beautiful

prize for the best kept and you must win it."

"Oh, miss!" exclaimed Mrs. Smith of the sorrowful countenance, "the

children do dirty things so."

"But they'll want you to win the prize. We'll have a model village,

never fear. I'm first-rate at cleaning kettles and can teach you."

Mrs. Smith began mentally scrubbing at once. Toney had another question

to answer.

"If you please, miss," said a labourer, nodding towards a picture

representing nymphs dancing, very scantily clothed, "it must be a warm

country where ladies have so little clothing on for dancing. I suppose

'tis the fashion there." Toney laughed.

"Oh, they are not real people, the artist just wanted to think of the

spirit of the wood. He means to represent all the happy thoughts one

has in a lovely lonely wood."

The man shook his head slowly. He found it difficult to grasp the new

idea of making your happy thoughts dance in light clothing.

"They be wonderfully tricky, the painters, miss. There was a gentleman

who come to paint in the village last summer, and who took our Ann's

picture without shoes nor stockings. I begged him not to show it to the

neighbours as our Ann never do go bare-foot."

"But it's very healthy, Mr. Carter. I used to run about without shoes

and stockings when I was young. I wish I could now, but you see----"

At this moment there was a cry heard from the end of the passage, where

Toney and her party and Mr. Waycott and his party were just converging.

"Antonia! Antonia!"

Toney was in front of a paper on which was written, "Please walk on

tip-toe down this passage." Now the tip-toes of many persons are not

noiseless and in the gathering twilight it had not been observed.

"Gracious stars!" exclaimed Tony darting down the passage, "it's Aunt

Dove who has done her rest!"

It was indeed Lady Dove and Miss Grossman who were standing in the

doorway, looking at the retreating figures with faces full of

displeasure.

"Antonia, who are these people?"

"Please, Aunt Dove, don't be frightened. They are not robbers, it's

your own tenants you know, just taking a peep round. But they are going

down now, and it's just dinner-time. Won't you come and see the entry?"

"Certainly not. I am quite upset enough. Our dinner is at half-past

seven, and I hope you will be ready. As to all those common people

tramping on my carpets----"

"Please don't let them hear you, Aunt Dove," pleaded Toney, "they would

be so distressed, for, honour bright! they've behaved better than

princes and princesses."

"I do not think your education or your bringing up ever brought you in

contact with princes, Antonia--Miss Grossman, pray read on again, the

maids are all taken from me and I shall not be able to dress till just

before dinner."

Miss Grossman looked most unwilling to accede to the request.

"I do not object for once to reading for twenty minutes longer, Lady

Dove, after that I must have my free time."

Toney did not wait to hear the stormy discussion that followed.

"It is lucky Aunt Dove won't appear," thought Toney. "Oh, Mr. Waycott,

follow me on tip-toe, please, or a bomb will explode, but they have

enjoyed themselves."

Lewis literally obeyed, and Toney, smothering her laughter, hurried

downstairs with him.

*CHAPTER VIII.*

*A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW.*

Toney made a dash to her bedroom where Rose was waiting to help her into

her white dress. It was very pretty and very simple, with soft lace

round the base of the neck showing off the pose of the head and Toney's

lovely hair.

"Miss Toney, you do look nice," exclaimed Rose, "what will you wear

round your neck?"

"My birthday present of course--Pup's picture. You can't think how I

value it."

"Won't you wear this coral bracelet for luck, Miss Toney?"

"Yes, it is Mrs. Faber's present, it belonged to her great aunt, whose

dress I once wore when I first came," and Toney laughed at the

recollection. "Now, I have not one minute more as uncle is going to walk

me in. The people will like it so. They love a show-off. Run, Rose,

and get ready for waiting on them. I wish I might do some of the

waiting, but uncle wouldn't hear of it, and also it would look too much

like a school feast. Oh, give me some of those flowers the dear people

brought to-day. Wasn't it sweet of them, because they know I love

flowers better than anything."

Toney and Rose each flew down different ways. For one instant Toney was

even tempted to slide down the balusters as in old days, but remembered

her frock in time.

"I wish I could feel old--I suppose I shall when I'm seventy. Oh dear,

where is Uncle Evas, I expect----"

She knocked softly at his dressing-room door and stooping down spoke

through the keyhole. "Uncle Evas! Hullo, are you there?"

She heard him cross the room on tip-toe, then he very softly opened the

door.

"Yes, Toney, I'm ready. Don't disturb your aunt, she is dressing. I

don't think she will be ready for your first dinner."

"But you are, come along, and I say, uncle, you'll really eat, won't

you, because they will think you're too proud if you don't."

"I've never dined at six o'clock before, Toney. It's a great trial to

one's digestion, but I'll try. Now, tell me the programme."

"I've got them all in the hall and in the passages waiting to go to the

barn. Come on, uncle! You mustn't keep your guests waiting."

Sir Evas wished himself anywhere but among so many guests. He knew that

his wife might appear in no enviable mood; but Toney had him well in

hand. Escape was impossible. Putting on as good expression of welcome

as he could, he followed her obediently. Their appearance at the top of

the staircase had a magical effect. All heads were turned towards the

vision of their Miss Toney in an evening dress, its very simplicity

making the angel idea more perfect to them, for the greater part had

never seen a young lady in an evening dress except in illustrated

magazines. But this vision was by no means like a novelette heroine,

calm, beautiful, and stately, whilst Toney never guessed she was worthy

of admiration, her one thought being that it was just six o'clock.

"Here we are! Sir Evas is so glad to welcome you all, and he's so glad

you've seen all his house. If you don't mind we'll lead the way to

dinner. People generally go two and two, but please don't bother about

that, it always seems to me like the animals in the ark." And Toney's

merry laugh made everybody feel at home as, taking her uncle's arm she

crossed the hall.

At this moment, Lewis, Lady Carew, Maud and the Fabers, and the Hales

came out of the small drawing-room. They were not going to miss this

part of the entertainment, having nobly done their duty as showmen.

"Oh, how nice--Mr. Hales, you know everybody, will you just go about the

middle and Mr. Waycott bring up the rear, and Mr. Tarrant, will you give

your arm to Lady Carew and set a good example."

Lady Carew meant to do the whole thing properly, for she knew she would

be only one of a crowd at Toney's coming of age party; in spite of this

she felt glad her lord and master was not there to see her introduced to

the bailiff, who blushed purple and offered her his arm, and held hers

very tightly as if he had been specially cautioned to see that she did

not run away. Maud, Silvia, and Mrs. Faber took the first-comers, but as

the male parts of the procession were quite uncertain as to which arm to

give to the ladies, but yet were determined minutely to follow their

leader, there were several _chasse croise_ during the short distance to

the barn, accompanied by the nervous apology of "Excuse me, miss, but I

think we're wrong. Miss Toney said we were to follow her, and I be on

her side instead of t'other."

The other ladies and gentlemen, though they had leave to come anyhow,

would not be singular, and whispered jokes might have been heard such

as, "Now, doey take he," "We ain't quite of the right age, Mr. Jones,"

"'Tis wonderful how the gentry remembers all these puzzling habits,

ain't it? Miss Toney looks like as if she'd just come down from heaven.

She be a rare 'un, 'tain't likely there's another like her in England,

now is it? We don't know nothing about furrin countries, but I'll take

my oath there's none in England like her."

"Nor Scotland, Ireland, nor Wales," said a young man who was a "mighty

scholard." "Well to be sure I was forgetting t'others of the family,

but the Scotch are very close-fisted, and the Orish is too cranky, and

the Welsh speaks gibberish, 'tain't likely there's any like her in their

countries."

But already the middle and tail of the procession silenced by a sudden

exclamation from the foremost guests. The doors were flung open and all

at once the dazzling lights revealed a scene none had even dreamt of for

beauty and gloriousness. Lady Carew was the first to exclaim.

"How lovely! Look at the flowers. How wonderful!"

Mr. Farrant opened his mouth, but what came from it was, "Bless my soul

and body!"

And then behind and behind came various "Lors! Me stars! Bless me's!

Did you evers!" Of course the helpers were more prepared, but even they

had not seen it fully lighted up. On and on they came, the guests, the

buzz growing into a blast, the blast into a hurricane of words, but by

this time Toney had dragged her uncle on to the platform and was

standing by him, seeing from her vantage ground that everybody was

seated. This was by no means as easy as it appeared. The partners got

mixed at the entrance, and thought it a point of honour to find each

other again, and, what with their anxiety and the astonishment they did

not know how to express adequately, Toney's guests were in danger of not

sitting down at all. Mr. Hales came to the rescue, mounted the platform

and called out, "Ladies and gentlemen, will you stand whilst I say

grace, and then sit down where you find yourselves."

"Praise God from Whom all blessings flow," began the clerk, not waiting

for Mr. Hales, and a great sound of thanksgiving rose among the rafters.

These guests at least were thankful even for the sight of their dinner!

"Thank you, Mr. Hales, I believe we should never have sat down but for

you! Now, uncle, come and take your place at the head of the table with

me, and mind you eat a bit of everything, you know!"

"But indeed I don't know, Toney. What's the menu? Ah! I see, good

Lord! Ox-tail soup, pheasant, beef. What else?"

But now another hitch occurred, no one would begin till Toney, in

despair, seized a spoon and began herself in earnest. The guests looked

at her and looked at each other, then with an evident effort and sigh of

content began the work of eating. The rest came naturally, at least

there was no longer any effort, and "the rich viands," as the reporter

chronicled afterwards, quickly disappeared.

Toney had not reckoned with time, however, and it was seven before the

meats were done, and then came the pause to bring on the sweets.

"Uncle, now's the time, you know; have you got it all right?"

"No, I haven't, and for goodness sake, let's have no speeches, there

isn't time, the other guests will be coming soon, and--your aunt----"

"There's heaps of time, uncle, screw your courage up, you know, and they

will be so pleased. Remember to begin about being awfully delighted."

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