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Produced by Al Haines.

HARUM SCARUM'S

FORTUNE

_By_ ESME STUART

JARROLDS _Publishers_ LONDON

_Limited, 10 and 11 Warwick Lane, E.C._

First Printed in 1910

Reprinted 1913

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_By the same author_:

HARUM SCARUM

HARUM SCARUM MARRIED

*CONTENTS.*

CHAPTER

I. DO YOU REMEMBER?

II. FIFTY THOUSAND A YEAR

III. BEFORE THE FRAY

IV. VERY EARLY

V. PREPARATIONS

VI. REAL SILVER

VII. THE VISITORS ARRIVE

VIII. A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW

IX. A BARN DANCE

X. THE PATH OF PERFECTION

XI. THE NEW SECRETARY

XII. AN UNDIGNIFIED SITUATION

XIII. A BIG PILE

XIV. THE FIRST-FRUITS

XV. GENTLE AND SIMPLE

XVI. UNEXPECTED NEWS

XVII. STUCK IN A BOG

XVIII. A GENEROUS COUSIN

XIX. A REFUGE

XX. SHAPING A ROMANCE

XXI. PLAYING WITH FIRE

XXII. FAILURE

XXIII. TEN MINUTES

XXIV. LEWIS' DECISION

XXV. SHORT NOTICE

XXVI. ANOTHER OFFER

XXVII. A TERRIBLE SECRET

XXVIII. LILIES AND A WEDDING

XXIX. AN ANGRY LAWYER

XXX. A FIERY ORDEAL

XXXI. HOME AGAIN

*Harum Scarum's Fortune*

*CHAPTER I.*

*DO YOU REMEMBER?*

Toney Whitburn pulled in her thorough-bred suddenly by a gap in the park

and looked at her companion. The two had met by chance and they had had

a canter together, so that the exercise had made the girl look radiant,

and her hair, though twisted round her well-shaped head, rebelled at the

restriction, and in protest curled itself round her temples and the nape

of her neck.

"Do you know--I'm twenty-one to-morrow. Isn't it terrible?"

"Terrible!" answered the young Squire, Lewis Waycott, with a smile half

of amusement and half of sympathy.

"You don't think so, but I do! You know I've honestly tried to become

'a young lady with expectations.' I've been to a finishing school at

Paris, and I've tried to learn German at Dresden, and I've gone to sleep

through ever so many concerts, and I've seen all the old things at

Rome--and yet----"

"You haven't succeeded? You are just the same as you were, thank

Heaven!"

Toney's joyous laugh woke the echoes.

"No, I've failed utterly, though, honest Injun, I have tried! Aunt Dove

says so! She's always implying what a national misfortune it is that

to-morrow I shall be my own mistress, but now, will you--you have always

been awfully chummy--will you be the judge?"

"Between you and Lady Dove?"

"Yes. You know I offered to be her companion--and I meant it----"

"You always mean what you say, Toney."

"I try to because Pups always did-- Oh, if only he could just come to

me now and say, 'Toney, you must'--no, he always said _we_ must--do this

and that with our money."

"I wish he could--but if you ask me, Toney, I should say give it all to

Lady Dove, as she seems mighty jealous of your having it."

For a moment Toney looked at her companion with wide open and surprised

eyes, then she answered gravely,

"Do you really mean that?"

"Yes, I do," he muttered.

"You are quite wrong. The dear old General would rise from his grave if

I gave away his present. Oh, I couldn't; besides--I believe he wished

Aunt Dove not to have it, so it would be betraying trust if---- No,

I've got to keep it, but the thing is what I'm to do with it!"

"It's not many people who are puzzled what to do with money. I

suppose--you'll----"

"What? I never knew you jib before."

"I was going to say you'll have lots of offers--and marry some

Nabob----"

Toney laughed.

"How odd you should say that! Do you know, I wanted to ask your opinion

about that very thing, because I can trust you. What does one say if

people make you offers?"

The two had been waiting by the gate that led into the plantation. It

was a lovely October day with the sunshine turning yellow leaves into

gold and decay made glorious by its touches. Toney was so unconscious

that her remark was at all comical, that her companion dared not laugh,

nor did he even dare to look surprised.

"If you love the man, say 'yes,' and if you don't, say 'no.'"

"Thank you. I see it does seem easy and simple. Dear old Crumpet--by

the way, this was the gap she went through on our first visit to you--do

you remember? Well, when we went to Italy together----"

"Lady Dove did not approve!"

"Of course not, but she was wrong. No one could have done it better

than Crumpet. She was just delighted over everything, and I had to hide

my yawns often not to make her sorry; I couldn't stand more than one

gallery a day, and one ruin thrown in, I really couldn't, but she loved

it all. Do you know every now and then she used to burst out into a

soft little laugh all to herself just because she was so happy, and I

was so scrumptiously pleased to hear it, that I swallowed an extra

gallery and did another old ruin without letting her see how sleepy it

made me."

"But she was with you to do as you liked, I thought!"

"Oh, to see Crumpet laugh was what I really enjoyed! Do you remember

what she used to be like, and now what with the Reverend, and Harry, and

Toney, she is quite too happy, she says. But that isn't what I wanted

to say, you'll see her to-morrow, and I've been here so little that it

all brings back the past to-day. You understand?"

"Yes, I do; it seems ages since you were here, except on awfully short

visits."

"Well, in Italy, there was a young man who made me an offer."

"What impudence!"

"Oh, no, and he didn't do it to me personally, because he told Crumpet I

never gave him the tiniest chance, but he did it to her instead! Wasn't

it funny, and she wept bitterly when she told me, she thought it was her

fault."

"And what answer did you give him?" This time his companion smiled.

"I begged Crumpet to tell him Pups had said that he pitied any man who

married me, as I was such a dasher--you know--and that Aunt Dove said no

one would ever propose to _me_ except he wanted my money!"

The man at her side bit his lip and impatiently flipped his horse with

his whip, holding him in tightly at the same time.

"Lady Dove said that!"

"Yes, and of course it's true! Aunt Dove does say the truth now and

then. Don't you see yourself that it's true? I'm not like your cousin

or Silvia Hales, or any of the nice girls about! Aunt Dove says Paris,

Rome, Berlin, Dresden, and London, have all failed to make me an English

young lady."

"A good thing too!"

"Oh, you say that because we are chums, but I know it's true. I can't

_feel_ different, though I've tried. Once a month I say 'make me a new

heart' in the Psalms, you know, but nothing happens, so I suppose it

isn't possible to alter some people, and I'm one of them."

"Nonsense!"

"No, it's true; Madame Lemoine, at Paris, used to say, 'Il faut toujours

dire la verite en famille,' but to other people it didn't matter. I

told her it was all wrong, but she never could see it my way, so I gave

it up, and she was an old dear in spite of her fibs!"

"She didn't convert you to fibbing, Toney!"

"There you see, I can't alter, but that wasn't what I was going to say.

Do you know that last night, dear Uncle Evas--who is really quite

cheerful now--and didn't he enjoy his times at Rome with me and Crumpet?

for you know that with a lot of trouble and a little bribery I think, he

got a month off last year."

They both laughed heartily, and slowly walked their horses on together.

If a stranger had seen them he would have paused to look at this picture

of the man and the maid.

"Well, what did your uncle say?"

"Oh, it was funny. He wanted to give me good advice about my coming of

age! He cleared his throat and said, 'My dear Antonia, to-morrow you

will be----' Then I laughed so much that he couldn't help joining in

too, so I just gave him a hug till he begged for mercy."

Her companion also bowed his head over his horse's mane in happy

laughter.

"I see, Toney, it's true you _are_ incorrigible!"

"Yes, but really I don't believe you could have been so cruel as to let

Uncle Dove give you a homily, now, could you? It would only have given

him a sore throat for a month."

"I should like to have heard him all the same."

"You know he's just all right deep down in his heart, but he can't

preach to save his life. However, when I released him--Aunt Dove had

gone to bed, and he was so afraid of her hearing us--he showed me a long

list of names, all men's names."

"Good heavens! What for?"

"I was a bit surprised too, and he laughed and said, 'Don't be afraid,

they are not suitors,' then I scolded him and said he knew I never

thought of such things. Well, then he explained that as I was coming

into so much money--and do you know somehow it's a lot more than they

expected--I must have a secretary, because it would take all my time and

strength to open the letters. There's a lot come already, begging me to

buy carpets and boots and smoked bacon, and heaps more things!"

"Never open letters, then you won't want a secretary," said Lewis

decidedly.

"And I said, 'Oh, I can find a girl to do it,' but uncle intimated that

there was more work than any poor girl could do, and that I must have a

trained man--sort of lawyer--Mr. Staines insists on it, because he

doesn't trust me with money--they none of them do--and fancy, dear old

uncle had been spending hours collecting a lot of right-minded young men

for me! Isn't it funny?"

"Very unnecessary; the London lawyers could do it all."

"No, they say they can't be bothered about begging letters, and so on;

anyhow, I've got to have a secretary. I looked at the list and their

testimonials and oh, do you know, everyone was perfect, and all their

friends declared there was not a fault in them, so I told uncle it

didn't matter which I took, and I suggested we should put their names on

slips of paper and stick them up in his hat and pull one out!"

"Did he consent?"

"No! he was afraid I should tell of him I think, anyhow I had to choose,

and there was one with an Australian uncle who recommended him highly.

Out there we always recommended our relations, it wasn't neighbourly not

to say all the good and leave out all the bad, so I told uncle I'd have

him. Plantagenet Russell, that's his name. His father was a black

sheep out home, but his uncle says he is most gentlemanly!"

"Toney, how ridiculous! Of course he's a plant too!"

"Gracious stars! what's the matter? I told you Uncle Dove had written

about them all, he's all right and he's coming the day after to-morrow

to see us, so as to avoid the coming of age party. You've promised to

come, haven't you? I've been working so hard to get everything right

for it."

"Of course, we are all coming."

"Heaps of Aunt Dove's friends are coming. We haven't had one refusal.

Awfully kind of them, though of course I would much rather some of them

didn't come, it's only to see if I've improved."

"Shall I stay away?"

"Why it would not be coming of age without you and Crumpet and Uncle

Dove and Doctor Latham, and a few more--and Jim's coming to be my

coachman and groom all in one, because Aunt Dove doesn't want to pay

anything for me now I'm rich. Jim is just a faithful friend, and he's

still engaged to his second young woman, the first was a bit fast so he

gave her the slip one day."

"How do you know, Toney?"

"Jim and I have corresponded regularly. You see if you just leave go of

these young fellows they soon forget their promises, besides I kept all

his savings, and he's a nice little lump now in the Savings Bank. Oh,

dear, it's tea-time and I must scoot! Mr. Staines is coming to explain

things to me, and there's no end to do, but Crumpet is staying with me

in our old rooms, top storey, and she'll help a bit. You should see the

rooms, I spent all one quarter's pocket money on them, and now they're

real palatial, at least Crumpet's is; I hate a lot of things, but I put

in a big tub and---- Oh! gracious stars! I must go, so good-bye, dear

old chum!"

Toney Whitburn held out a strong young hand and her companion grasped

it.

"Look here, Toney, if you are in trouble or want anything, anything, you

know--you'll ask me to help you--promise?"

"Of course I will. Haven't I just now asked you about young men and

offers, all because I thought you would know and wouldn't laugh."

"Yes, thank you--and I'll come to-morrow in spite of not being sure I

shall be welcome."

"There! you are telling fibs like Madame, but honest truth, I'd rather

have you and Jim at my party, than any other men I know."

"Thanks awfully," and with a laugh the two separated. Toney galloped

across the park, and the Squire was just going to jump the fence when he

paused and looked back at her.

"Oh, Toney, Toney," he said to himself; "when will you understand, but

even if you did I'll never let that horrid old cat say I wanted your

money! Hang it all--and now there's a beastly young secretary coming to

be always in her pocket. Sir Evas ought to know better!"

*CHAPTER II.*

*FIFTY THOUSAND A YEAR.*

Aldersfield House had changed very little outwardly since Antonia

Whitburn and Trick had arrived there as lonely orphans. There was the

same heavy, handsome, mid-Victorian furniture, the same stately and

punctilious servants, or others of the same specie, because the same

Lady Dove presided over the establishment. But as every human being

changes for better or for worse, there was something even more

displeasing than formerly in Lady Dove's face. She was a prey--and had

been ever since the memorable day when she heard the news of Toney's

good fortune--to the demon of jealousy, who never leaves his victims

many peaceful moments, and just now he was her constant visitor. Toney

had been very little at Aldersfield, because Sir Evas and Mr. Staines,

the lawyer, had insisted on her having foreign advantages, and Lady Dove

had eagerly acquiesced. The very sight of Toney increased her malady,

but as no one knew this it had been decided that Toney should, for the

present, live with her uncle and aunt, for everyone recognised that she

had not learnt the use of money, and that it was not safe for her to be

left quite unprotected. Strange to say Toney had not rebelled when she

was told of this decision; she was very fond of her uncle, and though

secretly she called Aunt Dove her "cross," she meant to carry the burden

bravely so that Sir Evas should be able to be "off duty" as often as

possible. The other plans that had been maturing in the mind of Harum

Scarum were for the present kept a secret.

Before Toney could take off her habit she was bidden to come and see Mr.

Staines in her uncle's study, so she and Trick hastily ran in, and

indeed, Trick, having got jambed between her feet, nearly succeeded in

making his mistress tumble--as it was, she lurched into the room in a

most undignified manner.

"Gracious stars! I nearly took a header! It's Trick's fault. How do

you do, Mr. Staines? I hope you won't be very solemn, as I want

everyone to be awfully jolly to-morrow. I've made my own time-table

this time," and the remembrance of Aunt Dove's time-table nearly upset

Toney's gravity.

Mr. Staines had happily a sense of fun, besides he knew what to expect

and merely smiled.

"It is my duty to be solemn, Miss Whitburn, but I fear it is an

impossible duty in your presence! To-morrow you will come of age and you

will have the sole control of your fortune. I tried to make General

Stone insert some restrictions in his will, but he refused. I can still

near our dear old friend saying, 'If you knew Toney Whitburn, Staines,

you would know restrictions would be of no use!'"

Sir Evas was smiling in his corner. Perhaps Toney's fortune had brought

him more happiness than to anyone else, for being her guardian, he had

been fully occupied during her minority, and the work had been a real

pleasure and occupation for him. Besides this, once a year he had got a

month--not in prison, but with Toney abroad, and what good times those

had been, even though he always had to pay handsomely for them on his

return home. Now he added,

"The General was a very unwise man, and I do hope, Toney----"

"Yes, I know, uncle!---- Oh dear, I suppose my youth has flown now!

I've got to do such a lot of thinking--but look here, Mr. Staines, tell

me the amount I may spend and I'll promise I'll do it."

"This was what I wished to explain. Sir Evas Dove in accounting for his

guardianship has left everything in order, and by a curious piece of

luck he bought some land for you with some surplus money, which has

turned out to be extremely valuable, as a rich vein of coal has been

discovered on it. You will have---- Ehem--at least----"

"Oh, I don't mind, Mr. Staines, so don't hesitate at the figure."

"You will have fifty thousand a year, Miss Whitburn. It is a larger

fortune than General Stone anticipated, and I can only hope that you

will not long have to bear the burden of the fortune alone. Ehem--I

hope that a happy marriage will--ere long----"

Toney shook her head and laughed.

"Oh no, it's no good hoping. Aunt Dove says no one would marry me

except for the money, but I'll manage all right, and Uncle Evas will

help, won't you!"

"I do not wish to influence you, Toney, my duty ends to-day, but you

have never wanted for pluck----"

"No, no, certainly not," said the lawyer, "but if I may say so, Miss

Whitburn, your ample pocket money seemed to melt in your hands. Several

times you wrote to me for more, and in your last letter----"

Toney laughed as she seized Trick in the act of making a dash at Mr.

Staines' heels.

"Yes, I know there was never enough. I'm a bit like Pups in that; our

box was always getting empty, but there will be a heap now. Oh dear!"

and Toney for a moment heaved a deep sigh.

"I've kept the amount of Toney's fortune a secret, Mr. Staines,

from--the neighbourhood," said Sir Evas, "it's better so; of course

there are fortune hunters everywhere and--I think, my dear, you had

better not mention the actual figures. Everyone knows you will have

some money, but even your aunt does not know accurately." Sir Evas

looked a little shame-faced.

"Oh dear, I hate secrets," sighed Toney, "I'll try and say nothing--but

gracious stars! I needn't tell anyone how it goes, need I, for it would

be more than I could do?"

"Of course you need not, but it is more business-like to keep accounts,"

said the lawyer sternly, "and to come to details, it would be better to

give Lady Dove the same amount as she has had, as long as you live

here."

"Of course. You'll do that, Mr. Staines, and if you double it, perhaps

she'll not dislike me so much."

Sir Evas shook his head deprecatingly.

"My dear child, you are welcome to all I can give you without return."

"You dear old duck of an uncle, of course _you_ shan't have a penny of

it, but Aunt Dove won't mind pickings--for the estate you know! and

there's extra servants to pay and a lot of---- Is that all, Mr.

Staines? By the way, uncle and I have chosen a secretary, so that's a

good thing over! Ouf! I do wish it wasn't such a lot of pelf, sort of

stifles one, doesn't it? The basket of Gwyddnen Garanhir was nothing to

it, but I'll not be crushed by such a silly thing as money, you bet----

Oh, I mustn't say that, eh, Trick?"

"One thing more, Toney; I am going to give over to you the left wing of

the house which we shut up some years ago. Your aunt agrees. (Lady Dove

had said, "Pray do as you like, Evas, you always go against my wishes.")

Come and see if it suits you. I've had it all done up."

"Well, that's real kind; but indeed, uncle, Crumpet's room and mine

would have done. I'll keep those, no one wants them, and she can come

often and stay with me."

Sir Evas led the way down a passage, and, opening a swing door, they

passed through an old library full of books, with pretty windows looking

over the park, and next to it a morning room painted white and furnished

with old-fashioned oak things, which Lady Dove had long ago discarded as

too much out of date. Beyond that again was a small garden room,

opening out into the shrubbery.

"These shall be for you, Toney, where you may receive your own friends,

and there are two rooms above for the secretary. Mr. Staines agrees

with me that--well, considering your fortune, it is more fitting for you

to have some rooms you may call your own."

"Oh!" exclaimed Toney, "it is just awfully nice, but--what will Aunt

Dove say?"

Sir Evas was thinking the same to himself. Lady Dove had not once come

to see the result of his work, and he knew he would have to pay her bill

as well as that of the work-people who had decorated the old rooms.

Still, you don't give a coming of age present for nothing, and he hoped

he should pay his debts honestly!

"Trick, darling, here's your very own rooms, where you can bark as much

as you like," and Toney, catching hold of her uncle, waltzed him round

the room, regardless of Trick scampering after them barking and darting

at the manly heels, whilst Mr. Staines stood by unable to hide a smile

on his smooth lawyer-like face.

"Spare me, Toney! and for goodness' sake remember you are twenty-one

to-morrow! I fear Mr. Staines will think all your foreign experience

has not made a grown-up young lady of you!"

"Oh yes, it has!" said Toney, releasing him. "A sense of sorrow for my

sins has grown awful big lately, and I never used to have it. It feels

like indigestion, a lump here; but just this evening, uncle, I'll be

young, and I'm so awfully pleased. I'll tell you what: you and I will

have a sort of house-warming here next week, and ask just our very

particular friends, but my party's coming first."

"There's the Winchley ball," said the lawyer, "I suppose you mean to go

to that."

"Of course; I love dancing, and Uncle Dove must just come with me and

hop a bit, but, Stars and Stripes, look! there's Crumpet's pony carriage

and the fat pony bundling up the drive. I must go and get her out of it,

for she's never got over her nervous feelings at driving up to

Aldersfield. Uncle, remember it's her first visit here, and you will

make her feel at home, won't you?" and Toney made a dash through the

garden door and rushed to meet Mrs. Faber, who had come to spend two

nights at Aldersfield House to celebrate Toney's coming of age. Mr.

Faber was to appear the next day, and in the evening there was to be a

great ball for the tenants and retainers, and others who had been

invited. Sir Evas had had his way about this, and Lady Dove had

grudgingly acquiesced, only saying that of course Antonia must pay all

expenses.

This time the tables were reversed, and now Toney received the once

humble companion at the big house, instead of being received by her.

"Oh, Crumpet, how nice! it's just perfect your coming like this. Jim!

drive Mrs. Faber's carriage round, and take particular care of 'The

Squire'" (this was the pony's name); "and oh, dear Chum, don't put on

that scared look. Aunt Dove won't eat you; you're Mrs. Faber now, do

remember that, and my honoured guest!"

"Oh, Toney!" gasped Mrs. Faber, "I feel as if I ought to be doing the

flowers and writing notes and----" and then the little woman with the

Fra Angelico face smiled like a saint; the scars of ancient chains never

having quite disappeared.

"How I wish you had brought the piccaninnies; but it wouldn't do."

"Who is here in my place?" asked Mrs. Faber as she entered the hall,

keeping close to Toney whilst the butler relieved her of her wraps.

"It's so funny, Crumpet; there's a companion here, Miss Grossman, who

actually frightens Aunt Dove a little--she keeps strict hours and will

not be put upon, but she knows her duties and is as strong as a horse.

I can't help laughing! To be quite honest, she frightens me a little!"

"Oh, no! no one ever frightened you! but, Toney, don't leave me."

The butler opened the door and announced, "Mrs. Faber." The very fact

of being announced at all to Lady Dove made Mrs. Faber wish to sink

under the floor, but as this was not possible she bravely went forward

behind Toney to greet her ancient slave-driver.

"Aunt Dove, here's Mrs. Faber come. Isn't it good of her to leave the

pic--the children to come to my birthday party?"

Lady Dove stretched out two fingers without rising.

"Good afternoon, Anne Faber," she said, severely emphasizing the name,

and using the word "afternoon" to make Mrs. Faber remember she was still

the tradesman's daughter whom for fifteen years she had befriended by

letting her act as her companion. In spite of her previous resolutions

to remember that she was Henry's wife, and was well received by all her

own neighbourhood, Mrs. Faber felt miserable. Why had she come? only

for Toney's sake would she have undergone this ordeal.

"I'm quite well, thank you, Lady Dove," she answered, forgetting she had

not been asked after her health, "and so are the children."

"Oh, are they? I can't think how you are going to bring them up on,

your small income. I always say the clergy should have no children;

sooner or later they expect us to bring them up."

"I'm sure Henry will never beg a penny for our children," said Mrs.

Faber, the colour flushing her face, which, however, was no longer like

ancient pastry, but was now adorned by a pretty delicate pink colour.

Mrs. Faber really looked charming, and her dress was as dainty and

simple as her face. Toney interposed.

"But, Aunt Dove, I'm godmother to both the children; you'll see what

good times they'll have! It's awfully good of my Chum to have children I

can play with. Oh dear, I've got to feel grown-up, Mr. Staines says,

but just for this evening I'll still be young."

"Tea is coming in; sit down, Anne Faber, and kindly pour it out. That

tiresome Grossman will never come in before five, as she insists on

taking a walk till then. I really must give her notice, only one is

afraid of getting something worse. You should _never_ have married, Anne

Faber. I got you quite into my ways, and since you left I've never had

anyone who could write and read as you did."

"I'm very sorry you are not suited," murmured Mrs. Faber, beginning to

make the tea whilst Toney flew at the kettle; but at that moment a tall

angular woman appeared, and gave a terrible look at Lady Dove and at the

other two, as she said tartly,

"It is five minutes to five; I am _never_ late, Lady Dove, and, as you

know, I never allow anyone to do my work. Excuse me----"

"I wish you would not argue, Grossman. Miss Whitburn and Mrs. Faber are

quite equal to making tea if I choose to ask them;" but then the door

opened, and Sir Evas and the lawyer entered and stopped further

bickering between Lady Dove and her companion.

"Oh, Toney," whispered Sir Evas, "it's tartaric acid, I see; that

woman's got a devil of a temper, and your Aunt Dove is really learning

patience."

*CHAPTER III.*

*BEFORE THE FRAY.*

"Oh!" exclaimed Mrs. Faber later on, when Toney threw open her old

sitting-room door where the poor companion had had such miserable hours.

It was as comfortable as modern comfort bought with modern money could

make it. Then the little woman fairly sat down and cried.

"Gracious stars! I meant to make you laugh, Crumpet! Oh, gee! you see

how hard it is to do right!"

Mrs. Faber quickly dried her tears and smiled.

"I can't help thinking of all my happiness now and comparing it with the

past, and it's all owing to you, Toney. Do you remember----"

"Of course I do. What mostest fun we had when I dressed in your

grandmother's garments, and then when your dear Henry came!"

"When I compare my past and my present I feel how ungrateful I am!"

"Nonsense, Chum, you _never_ were ungrateful! But look here, I got

aunt's leave to furbish up this room a bit so that you shouldn't be

reminded of the old order. I knew you would prefer our being together

up here, and I've got lots to tell you. First, I've had some dresses

made for you, so that you shouldn't be put to any expense for _my_

party." Toney quickly opened a wooden box and displayed the most lovely

dresses imaginable, lovely because suitable and perfectly simple. One

was a dinner dress of pale mauve silk, just suited to Mrs. Faber's

delicate complexion, and the other was a white liberty silk dress for

the ball. Mrs. Faber gasped.

"Oh no, Toney! it's impossible! They must have cost ever so much money,

and I don't want people to say that I--I sponge upon you."

"There you are again, Crumpet! 'People to say,' I did think that you'd

rise above that. Remember Henry's pleasure--and mine!"

"Henry may not think it right!"

"Look here, Chum, let's be serious just for one minute and listen. You

know I've an awful lot of money, fifty thousand a year!" Mrs. Faber

gasped again.

"It's a secret, by the way, but not from you. Well, when I first heard

it I did what Pups would have done, I just dedicated it all to other

people that wanted it, and I didn't guess it would be such hard work as

I see it will be. After to-morrow I shall work like a Kanaka, but just

for this week I'm going to please myself and not think if it's wise, or

if it's political economy, or all the things I've been trying to learn

to fit myself for spending this stuff."

"It will be too much work for you, dear!"

"Yes, it's awful! but I'm going to keep just enough to dress like Pups'

daughter, because that's what I am. You know Aunt Dove never thought me

fit to live here, and I'm not yet changed, you see! And there shall

always be enough to take people abroad who want it every year, you, too,

of course among the number, for you'll get so parochial if you don't rub

about a little, that you must travel, and then the rest will have to be

'wisely distributed,' as Mr. Hales says. Ouf!"

"Oh, dear, it is too much work," repeated Mrs. Faber, gently feeling the

dinner dress between her fingers; she had never had a gown like that

before, and how proud Henry would be of her appearance!

"So, Crumpet, don't ever think of me as rich. I shan't be, I'll have to

screw sometimes on the allowance I'll make myself, but that's for

discipline. Aunt Dove will have a nice slice of cake to make her

happy--if she can be--and well, that's all, now remember I'm just the

same old Toney with all her faults as of old, and too bad for anyone to

love for herself, Aunt Dove says so--except you always, Crumpet. Now

I'll ring for Rose to help us to dress."

"Where's your dress, dear Toney?" asked Mrs. Faber, going across to

Toney's simple bedroom on which no money had been spent to embellish it.

"It's here. You see, Chum, it's only white muslin, but it's brand new

and looks all right."

"Oh, Toney, much too simple, why anyone might wear that!"

"Well, I _am_ disappointed in you! Didn't I explain quite straight I'm

only Toney, and not rich, if I dressed up smart--which you know I hate

any way--people would think I was rich. I believe you would like me to

wear a dress of bank-notes sewed together. I did think you weren't

worldly!"

"I'll try, dear, but when you make me wear such a lovely thing, though

I'm only a poor clergyman's wife with three hundred a year, it doesn't

seem quite----"

"It's to please me! Just for once I must have a fling, and after that

I'll be as matter of fact as you like."

At this moment Rose appeared. She had been kitchen-maid, but Toney had

hunted her up and turned her into a lady's maid, as Lady Dove insisted

on Toney's engaging such a personage, saying her own maid had as much as

she could do with her own affairs. Rose was supremely happy, but far

more willing than capable, and Toney managed to do all her own toilet

whilst she was getting Mrs. Faber into her dream dress. Toney had

begged her uncle that they should be by themselves at Aldersfield this

evening, just to seem like old times, and he had agreed, though Mr.

Staines, the London lawyer, was of course one of the small party. Miss

Grossman never appeared after the dinner bell had rung, and firmly

refused any summons to the drawing-room after that meal, saying she had

her own affairs to see after. Her ladyship had been very angry of

course, and relieved her feelings by grumbling to her husband. She was

discharging her wrath at him this evening before going up to dress.

"Grossman has very erroneous ideas of her duty, Evas. It's preposterous

to refuse to pour out the evening tea and to take out the cards or pick

up my stitches. I should never have engaged her if I could have guessed

what she would be like."

"Why don't you get rid of her, Melina?"

"How aggravating you can be, Evas, you know quite well the last woman

drank, and the one before was deaf and heard all awry. If I sent

Grossman away, which I should dearly love to do, her successor would

have a worse failing."

"Yes, most likely," he answered.

"That's just like you, Evas, you never try to help me."

"Shall I have a talk with her?"

"_You_ have a talk with Grossman! Pray don't joke! she'd tell you to

mind your own business; that woman is afraid of no one, positively no

one! I wish Faber would die, and then I could have Crump back again, for

then she would be penniless."

"And the two children?"

"Yes, it's really wicked of them! I should have to get them into

asylums. Most provoking, ever since Antonia stepped into the house

everything has gone from bad to worse. However, she is sure to get

married soon for her money!"

"Did you ever think Lewis Waycott admired Toney?" said Sir Evas, hoping

to please his spouse by this suggestion.

"Lewis Waycott! He's going to marry his cousin Maud. Mrs. Hamilton

arranged all that long ago. But I dare say you are right, and he will

throw up that nice girl for Toney's money bags. After all we have done

for her--and it's entirely through me she has this money, for I told the

General the plain truth about her penniless condition--I think Antonia

could show her gratitude more by imitating our English manners. What's

bred in the bone, I know, but she might at least pretend to be a lady."

"Pretend! You might know by this time that Toney can't pretend."

"Oh, you men are all taken with a young girl, I know! Duty goes to the

wind when----"

But here Sir Evas slipped away to dress; now and then his manners failed

entirely, and he did not always wait for the end of his wife's

sentences. This evening, as her ladyship walked upstairs, her familiar

demon provided a new torture for her. Suppose what Evas said were true,

suppose Lewis Waycott fell in love with Antonia and married her and her

fortune, his estate would benefit enormously, and the Waycotts would be

a power in the county. "Antonia shall certainly not marry Lewis

Waycott," she said to herself, "I can nip that in the bud--and I shall."

Then, with a smile on her face, she rang for Rivett, who was as prim as

formerly, but now she could no longer bully the companion, as Miss

Grossman was fully able to keep her own position and to exact outward

respect from the servants.

That evening in the drawing-room at Aldersfield, Toney's very presence

seemed to shame the selfish stateliness of Lady Dove, for she had more

than fulfilled the promise of beauty, though of a special kind. Her

face was radiant, and her beautiful hair seemed to crown the perfect

outline of her head. Her very simplicity of dress might have been

premeditated, so entirely did it harmonize with the girl whose every

motion was full of life and the beauty that comes from perfect

unconsciousness of self. Certainly three of the people there were

secretly speculating what fortunate man would win Toney's heart. At

present her heart was given to humanity, and had never experienced the

personal feeling which may make or mar perfect womanhood, but which

never passes without leaving its trace.

Mr. Staines made a formal bow to Lady Dove and offered his arm, whilst

Toney looked at Sir Evas who hesitated.

"Of course, uncle, married ladies first," and Sir Evas offered his arm

to the blushing Anne Faber, but thinking of Henry she determined to make

the most of herself, and Toney would be close by, besides, abroad she

and Sir Evas had become most friendly, and this was a wonderful

transformation. Mr. Staines was so attentive to Lady Dove that the

other three were allowed to enjoy themselves.

"Are the preparations all ready, uncle? Did you see if the big barn was

finally swept out, and if the rose wreaths were finished?"

"I assure you, Toney, I've worked myself to death."

"And did you send out all the invitations I wrote?"

"Every one. I got Barnes and Jones to take them round a week ago. I

only hope your scrawls were readable!"

"I thought they would like it best, a personal invitation is much

better, isn't it?"

"What did you say, Toney?" asked Mrs. Faber.

"Miss Toney Whitburn will be much delighted if Mrs. Spratt will come and

have a dinner and dance on October 28th, at Aldersfield House. Dinner

punctually at six o'clock, family included--babies taken care of."

"But you'll have all the village!"

"All uncle's people, of course. Won't it be fun! Uncle and I planned

it all weeks ago. Didn't we, dear?"

"You planned it, Toney, and I said yes. I know my duty!"

"But you were as excited as I was. You know you were! I do wish my

dear General were here. Do you think he and Pups will look on?"

"Well, I expect---- I shouldn't wonder," said poor Sir Evas, whose

ethics of the world beyond were very hazy, "or, perhaps they can see a

long way off."

"Pups said that there were no real lines of demarcation in nature, but,

of course, you would not want everybody who's dead to crowd in. It's

just a puzzle! The cook is excited too. Oh, Chum, I've ordered the

dinner as I'm going to pay all expenses, and you'll see. It took a good

deal of planning, but I didn't tell uncle all that, I was just a bit

afraid he'd split on me."

"I'm as dark as the grave, Toney!" said Sir Evas laughing, "but I must

say I shall be glad when it's over. One never knows with you----"

"Are we all to dance together?" asked Mrs. Faber.

"At first, but there's a ball in the big drawing-room for the people who

don't care about the tenants, only they won't be half so lively. Mr.

Waycott's promised he'll be at the opening of my ball, and Dr. Latham,

and, of course, you and uncle. I don't think Aunt Dove will care. She

says poor people are not odoriferous. It comes from their clothes being

rather old. I wished we lived in the days of Henry IV., when every poor

man had a fowl in his cooking-pot."

"A fowl wouldn't go far with Charles Pipkin and his family," said Sir

Evas, "it did all very well for the Frenchies."

"It is fortunate girls only come of age once in their lifetime," Lady

Dove was saying. "When I was young it meant a young lady was fully

formed and educated, and her manners were irreproachable; I fear we

can't say that of Antonia, Mr. Staines."

"All in due time, Lady Dove," was Mr. Staines' guarded answer.

"Really how horribly Grossman has arranged these flowers, and taken all

my best roses too," exclaimed her ladyship. "You were much more

successful, Anne Faber. It seems a pity you can no longer use your

talents."

"My husband is passionately fond of flowers, we always have some on the

table," murmured Mrs. Faber.

"Indeed! It's a pity flowers are not edible. Mr. Staines, how is

Captain Stone. He is another eccentric creature, and has not been to

see us for a long time, but he asked for a bed to-morrow."

"He told me of his intention. He was very fond of his brother."

"The General's will must have been a bitter pill to him," said Lady Dove

smiling.

Mr. Staines saw clearly that it was Lady Dove who had swallowed the

pill, and replied politely,

"I know that the General asked his brother's consent, and Captain Stone

thought all his brother did perfect."

"Indeed! men are so deluded, I mean the old ones of course. Lewis

Waycott, our neighbour, is fast turning into the same kind of man. He

has become quite the farmer, don't you think so, Evas?"

"What, my dear, Lewis Waycott? Yes, certainly, excellent fellow; sees

after his cottages now, and is quite a model landlord."

*CHAPTER IV.*

*VERY EARLY.*

Toney was alone in the little bare simple room which had been hers on

her first arrival at Aldersfield. She sat down on the window-sill with

Trick in her arms, and she looked back with wonder across the five

years' interval since her arrival. She remembered the terrible

homesickness that had seized her in the stifling atmosphere of

Aldersfield, but God had made her paths smooth for her since then, and

now He was going to give her the great responsibility of wealth. She

did not feel the burden as much as an older woman might have done, for

besides possessing the courage of youth, her mind was not complex. Her

great ideas were simple enough after all--to give good times to all the

needy people she came in contact with. That had been her father's

creed, and that should be hers. She had yet to find out that even this

creed is not nearly as simple as it appears at first sight. Toney's

prayers were never very lengthy, but they came from her heart, and

before she got into bed she laughed softly to herself as she examined a

sheet of paper on which was written,

"Toney's time-table, on her twenty-first birthday," thinking of the old

time-table that had brought her into so much disgrace with Lady Dove.

This one had to begin early, for it was St. Simon and St. Jude's Day,

and before anyone but underlings were about, Toney stepped out of the

house and began running across the park as if she were running for a

wager, Trick panting after her. She had to be in time for the eight

o'clock early service, which Mr. Hales, despite small encouragement from

his flock, never omitted on Saints' Days. Lady Dove said it was

ridiculous of him to have these early services, as she never went to

them. Mrs. Hales, Silvia, and an old servant, these formed all his

congregation, till just as he was about to begin, Toney entered, panting

audibly.

"Where two or three are gathered together there am I in the midst of

them," thought the Vicar, and was not discouraged. When the others

hurried home, Toney still remained on her knees, till suddenly Trick

pattered in to remind her that he was waiting for her, and Toney took

the hint.

The Vicar was also waiting for her outside.

"Oh!" exclaimed Toney with her radiant smile, "that is kind of you, I

wanted to see you so much."

"Many happy returns of the day, Toney," he said, holding her hand, then

very simply he added, "I have been praying for you." The Vicar was not

ashamed of mentioning his prayers--had he not been ordained to prayer,

and was it not his duty to wear his colours as bravely as did his former

pupil?

"Thank you. I know you _mean_ it! and you're not thinking of the money,

are you? Everybody will be to-day, but I want to tell you that I'm

going to have a fling just this week, so don't scold, and after

that--I'm going to be as wise as Solomon. Honour bright!"

The Vicar smiled.

"Well, Toney, what's the fling?"

"One thing I'm doing the dinner and the dance as it should be done.

Aunt Dove wouldn't hear of--things I wanted, so I begged for a free

hand. You are all coming, aren't you? And Dr. Latham will be there, and

he's helped me ever so much, and Mr. Waycott is awfully nice, and I've

got my Chum. Oh, you don't know how different she is. You'll pay her

special attention, won't you, Mr. Hales? She is really quite clever

now, it's Mr. Faber's doing, they read together every day a good book

and a literary book. I call that a real union, don't you?"

"Some wives wouldn't thank their husbands for educating them."

"You won't talk five minutes with Mr. Faber before he mentions something

wonderful about his dearest Anne. It's real sweet!" and Toney laughed

for joy.

"Come in to breakfast, Toney, and see mother and Silvia."

"I can't, thank you. I must get back; Uncle Evas wants a lot of

supporting to-day, because Aunt Dove is not very--happy in her mind."

"By the way, Toney, has that surprising distribution of letters last

night anything to do with you? Silvia said she saw two men going round.

She thought at first it was the Insurance people who are always wanting

to bury babies, but then she recognised your friend Jim, and an

Aldersfield gardener."

Toney laughed.

"I would have liked to see our friends open their letters! Oh, Trick,

be quiet, he thinks you haven't taken any notice of him. Then, oh

please, do tell me if Thomas has been happy with his wife? The children

look nicely cared for anyhow."

"Yes, that marriage turned out very well. I only hope you will----"

The Vicar paused.

"I know, 'make a good use of your money.' Don't please. Mr. Staines

and Uncle Evas have both tried to preach little sermons on that text."

The Vicar had not thought of the money, but he let it pass with a smile

as Toney continued,

"I want to tell you that I put my first cheque in the bag this morning;

it's for the sick and needy, and you know them best, and anyone else who

wants it. Pups used to say it's much better to reform people with

happiness than with reproaches. You agree, don't you? Now good-bye,

and come early. Oh, please make friends with Miss Grossman. It's real

difficult."

Toney was gone like a sudden cyclone, and the Vicar stood and looked

after her. A little sigh escaped him, and then he walked home to his

breakfast. Before he could reach it, however, he was waylaid by Thomas'

wife.

"Oh, sir, Thomas he sent me to ask you, sir, if it was a mistake. Mrs.

Smith, next door to me, she's had the same, and Culver too."

"What is it?" asked the Vicar, taking the envelope presented to him.

"It's in it, sir, if you don't mind, and do you think it's a mistake?"

"What mistake? Oh----" He understood as he read the note in Toney's

writing,

"DEAR MR. AND MRS. THOMAS,

"Please spend this little present just as you like. It's a birthday

treat to myself, and come in good time to the dinner and dance.

"Your sincere friend,

"TONEY WHITBURN.

"P.S.--Tell the children they shall have a separate room and can make as

much noise as they like."

"The children is so excited, sir, they wouldn't eat their victuals

yesterday, but Thomas says he's sure it's a mistake."

"In what way, Mrs. Thomas?"

"Well, sir, the sovereign I mean, a whole sovereign. And it's the same

to the others. We didn't want no money from Miss Toney, but it do seem

just a nice surprise."

The Vicar unfolded the silver paper and saw the golden sovereign with

his own eyes. He had heard Toney was rich, but this beginning appeared

lavish and was it wise?

"I don't think it's a mistake, Mrs. Thomas."

"Thank you, sir. Thomas he wouldn't hear of spending it till I'd asked

you, and he do say how he'll keep the coin, but I says Miss Toney tells

us to spend it and it wouldn't be honest not to."

Mrs. Thomas had already mentally spent it, and could not at all agree

with wrapping up the gold as a keepsake.

"Certainly, she means you to spend it. You must all come to do her

honour to-day. If we could all think of other people instead of

ourselves as she does, our village would be none the worse!"

"Thomas thinks no end of her after what she did for him, sir, he

wouldn't go the public now as he used to do if you was to pay him to go,

all along of Miss Toney. Thank you, sir, I'll tell Thomas."

In another moment the Vicar met his own gardener, who lived in a cottage

close by.

"If you please, sir, Miss Toney sent me a sovereign. Is it all right,

sir, for me to accept it?"

"She has made no favourite, Turner, every villager on her uncle's estate

has the same, I believe."

Mr. Hales returned home with a smile on his lips.

"Mother! our madcap heiress has sent a sovereign to each of her uncle's

cottagers. I don't know what other surprises we shall have this

evening." Mrs. Hales shook her head.

"The old General ought to have secured some controlling power for her."

"She will pauperize the village," said Silvia, who was still pretty, but

had now a little discontented expression on her face, and the reason was

that Captain Nichols, a young penniless officer who admired her, and

whom she loved, would not come forward, as he could not make up his mind

to give up his own extravagances. Without owning it to herself, Silvia

was jealous of the once despised Harum Scarum. Silvia's younger sister

had boldly faced poverty, and gone to be a lady nurse, but was coming

for two days at Toney's special request.

"When you get a present of a sovereign, Silvia, are you pauperized?"

said the Vicar smiling.

"It isn't often I do!"

"I think we may safely say Toney will not repeat this surprise."

"Of course it is easy to be generous when you have heaps of money! I

wonder how much Toney has got," and Silvia heaved a little sigh.

"I rather pity her," said Mr. Hales gently. "Lady Dove never says a kind

word about her, at least to me."

"I think Toney likes her inferiors best," added Silvia. "I hear Mrs.

Faber has come to stay at Aldersfield. She must remember the time when

she was only the poor companion."

"We none of us received her very kindly," remarked the Vicar, cutting

some bread, and then Silvia gave a quick glance at her brother's face.

Was it possible that he admired Toney? If he married her and her

fortune, what great things might he not achieve for himself and his

family! Silvia determined to say nothing more against Toney. Vague

possibilities which she would have been ashamed to own aloud flitted

through her mind.

"Anyhow, she is very, very generous, and I mean to enjoy the ball," she

said in quite a cheerful voice.

Mrs. Hales was opening her letters and exclaimed suddenly,

"Really that child! Listen! dear boy."

"MY DEAR MRS. HALES,

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