JEM: Oh, Heavens! (_He escapes._)

KITTY: Was ever anyone so wretched as I? Only three months married, and

to find my husband an obstinate, vindictive, strait-laced country

bumpkin! Well, not a bumpkin perhaps, after all, but almost as bad as

that! Why, oh! why did I leave my happy home, where I could do what I

liked from morning till night, and no one was ever disagreeable to me?

And yet during my engagement what a lovely time I had! Jem seemed so

kind and gentle, and promised me he would never say a cross word to me!

He declared our married life should be one long sunshiny summer day;

whilst I promised to be his little ministering angel! I reminded him of

that yesterday. And what did he say? That he had never thought a little

ministering angel could be such a little brute! I can hardly believe he

is the same man I used to love so dearly! (_Exit in tears._)

(_After a moment, PORTER, the lady's-maid, enters, ushering in LADY

FLORENCE BEAUCHAMP._)

LADY FLO: Your mistress is not here, after all, Porter?

PORTER: No, milady! Yet I heard her voice only a few moments ago.

LADY FLO: Well then, Porter, you must go and tell her a lady wishes to

speak with her in the boudoir, and be sure not to say who the "lady" is,

however much she may ask. I wish this visit to be a little surprise to

her. Nor must you mention that Sir William is here.

(_Enter KITTY, with traces of tears on her face._)

LADY FLO: Kitty, darling, Kitty!

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