"My dear," said Mrs McTougall one evening to the doctor, "since that
little boy Slidder came to stay with us things have become worse and
worse; in fact, the house is almost unbearable."
"My dear," responded Dr McTougall, "you amaze me; surely the boy has
not dared to be rude--insolent to you?"
"Oh no, it's not that; but he must really be forbidden to enter the
nursery. Our darlings, you know, were dreadful enough before he came,
but since then they have become absolute maniacs."
"You don't mean to say that the little rascal has been teaching them bad
words or manners, I hope?" returned the doctor, with a frown.
"Dear me, no, papa; don't get angry," answered the anxious lady--"far
from it. On the contrary, I really believe that our darlings have
greatly improved his language and manners by _their_ example; but
Robin's exuberant spirits are far too much for them. It is like putting
fire to gunpowder, and they are _so_ fond of him. That's the
difficulty. The boy does not presume, I must say that for him, and he
is very respectful to nurse; but the children are constantly asking him
to come and play with them, which he seems quite pleased to do, and then
his mind is so eccentric, so inventive. The new games he devises are
very ingenious, but so exceedingly dangerous and destructive that it is
absolutely necessary to check him, and I want you to do it, dear."
"I must know something about the nature of the mischief before I can
check it," said the doctor.
"Oh, it's indescribable," returned the lady; "the smell that he makes in
the nursery with his chemical experiments is awful; and then poor
Pompey, or Dumps, or whatever they call him--for they seem very
undecided about his name--has not the life of--I was going to say--a dog
with them. Only last night, when you were out, the ridiculous boy
proposed the storming of an ogre's castle. Nurse was down-stairs at the
time, or it could never have happened. Well, of course, Robin was the
ogre, darling Dolly was a princess whom he had stolen away, Jack was a
prince who was to deliver her, and the others were the prince's
retainers. A castle was built in one corner of all the tables and
chairs in the room piled on each other, with one particular chair so
ingeniously arranged that the pulling of it out would bring the castle
in ruins to the ground. The plan of attack, as far as I could make out,
was that the prince should ring our dinner-bell at the castle gates and
fiercely demand admittance, the demand to be followed by a burst from
the trumpets, drums, and gongs of his soldiers. The ogre, seated on the
castle top with the princess, after a few preliminary yells and howls,
was to say, in a gruff voice, that he was too much engaged just then
with his dinner--that three roast babies were being dished. When they
were disposed of, the princess would be killed, and served up as a sort
of light pudding, after which he would open the castle gate. A horrible
smell was to be created at this point to represent the roasting of the
babies. This was to be the signal for a burst of indignation from the
prince and his troops, who were to make a furious assault on the door--
one of our largest tea-trays--and after a little the prince was to pull
away the particular chair, and rush back with his men to avoid the
falling ruin, while the ogre and princess were to find shelter under the
nursery table, and then, when the fall was over, they were to be found
dead among the ruins. I am not sure whether the princess was to be
revived, or she was to have a grand funeral, but the play never got that
length. I was sitting here, listening to the various sounds overhead,
wondering what they could be about, when I heard a loud ringing--that
was the castle bell. It was soon followed by a burst of toy trumpets
and drums. A most disgusting smell began to permeate the house at the
same time, for it seems that the ogre set fire to his chemicals too
soon.
"Then I heard roaring and yelling, which really alarmed me--it was so
gruff. When it stopped, there was a woeful howl--that was the burst of
indignation. The assault came off next, and as the shouting of the
troops was mingled with the hammering of the large tea-tray, the ringing
of the dinner-bell, and the beating of the gong, you may fancy what the
noise was. In the midst of it there was a hideous crash, accompanied by
screams of alarm that were too genuine to be mistaken. I rushed up, and
found the furniture lying scattered over the room, with darling Dolly in
the midst, the others standing in solemn silence around, and Robin
Slidder sitting on the ground ruefully rubbing his head.
"The truth was that the particular chair had been pulled away before the
proper time, and the castle had come down in ruins while the ogre and
princess were still on the top of it. Fortunately Robin saved Dolly, at
the expense of his own head and shoulder, by throwing his arms round her
and falling undermost; but it was a narrow escape, and you really must
put a stop to such reckless ongoings."
The doctor promised to do so.
"I have to send Robin a message this forenoon, and will administer a
rebuke before sending him," he said; but it was plain, from the smile on
the doctor's face, that the rebuke would not be severe.
"Robin," he said, with much solemnity, when the culprit stood before
him, "take this bottle of medicine to Mr Williams; you know--the old
place--and say I want to know how he is, and that I will call to-morrow
afternoon."
"Yes, sir," said the boy, taking the bottle with an unusually subdued
air.
"And Robin--stop," continued the doctor. "I am told that the children
were visited by an ogre last night."
"Yes, sir," answered the boy, with an uncertain glance at his
questioner's grave face.
"Well, Robin, you know where that ogre lives. Just call and tell him
from me that if he or any of his relations ever come here again I'll
cause them to undergo extraction of the spinal marrow, d'you
understand?"
At first little Slidder felt inclined to laugh, but the doctor's face
was so unusually stern that he thought better of it, and went away much
impressed.
Now Robin Slidder was no loiterer on his errands, nevertheless he did
not deem it a breach of fidelity to cast an occasional glance into a
picture-shop window, or to pause a few seconds now and then to chaff a
facetious cabby, or make a politely sarcastic remark to a bobby. His
connection with what he termed "'igh life" had softened him down
considerably, and given a certain degree of polish to his wit, but it
had in no degree repressed his exuberant spirits.
The distance he had to go being considerable, he travelled the latter
part of the way by omnibus. Chancing to be in a meditative frame of
mind that day, he climbed to the roof of the 'bus, and sat down with his
hands thrust deep into his pockets, and his eyes deep into futurity.
Whether he saw much there I cannot tell, but after wandering for some
time in that unknown region, his eyes returned to surrounding things,
and, among other objects, alighted on the 'bus conductor, whose head was
within a few inches of his toe. It was the head of the Slogger!
That eccentric individual, having sprung up in a few months from the
condition of a big boy to that of an exceedingly young man, had obtained
a situation as conductor to a 'bus. He was so busy with his fares when
Robin mounted the 'bus that he failed to observe him until the moment
when the latter returned from futurity. Their eyes met simultaneously,
and opened to such an extent that if size had counted for numbers they
might have done for four boys.
"Hallo, Buttons!" was the Slogger's exclamation.
"Hallo, Slogger!" was that of Robin.
"Well, now, this _is_ a pleasure! who'd a thought it?" said the
conductor, reaching up his hand.
"Is that for your fare or a shake, Slogger?" demanded Robin.
"A shake, of course, old feller," replied the other, as Robin grasped
the proffered hand;--"but I say," he added in a lower key, "there's no
Slogger now in this 'ere world; he's dead an' buried long ago. My name
is Villum Bowls--no connection wotever with Slogger. Oh no! we never
mention 'im;--but, I say, w'en did you go into the genteel line? eh,
Slidder?"
"Robin--Robin is my name _now_, Villum Bowls. I've changed it since we
met last, though I hain't cut old friends like you. Robin an' Slidder
'ave been united, an' a pretty pair they make, don't they?"
"Middlin'. 'Old on till I get that ancient stout party shoved in.
Looks like as if he was a goin' in the opposite direction, but it don't
matter so long as we can get 'im in.--Now, then, sir, mind the step.
All right? I say, Slid--Robin, I mean--"
"Vell, Slog--Villum, I mean; why don't you say wot you mean, eh?"
"'Ow d'you like grey tights an' buttons?" said the Slogger, with a bland
smile.
"So--so," replied Robin, with a careless air; "the grey is sober
enough--quite suitable to my character--an' I confess I'm fond o' the
buttons."
"There's enough of 'em to form a goodish overcoat a'most," said the
Slogger with a critical grin, "but I should 'ave thought 'em not
sufficiently waterproof in wet weather."
"Vell, they ain't much use for that, Slog--eh, Villum; but you should
see the dazzling display they makes in sunshine. W'y, you can see me
half a mile off w'en I chance to be walking in Regent Street or drivin'
in the Park. But I value them chiefly because of the frequent and
pleasant talks they get me with the ladies."
"You don't mean for to say, Robin, that the ladies ever holds you by the
button-'oles?"
"No, I don't; but I holds _them_ wi' the buttons. This is the way of
it. W'en I chance to see a wery pretty lady--not one o' your beauties,
you know; I don't care a dump for them stuck-up creatures! but one o'
your sweet, amiable sort, with souls above buttons, an' faces one likes
to look at and to kiss w'en you've a right to; vell, w'en I sees one o'
these I brushes up again' 'er, an' 'ooks on with my buttons to some of
'er togs.
"If she takes it ill, looks cross, and 'alf inclined to use strong
language, I makes a 'umble apology, an' gets undone as fast as possible,
but if she larfs, and says, `Stoopid boy; w'y don't you look before
you?' or suthin o' that sort, I just 'ooks on another tag to another
button w'en we're a fumblin' at the first one, and so goes on till we
get to be quite sociable over it--I might almost say confidential. Once
or twice I've been the victim of misjudgment, and got a heavy slap on
the face from angelic hands that ought to 'ave known better, but on the
'ole I'm willin' to take my chance."
"Not a bad notion," remarked the Slogger; "especially for a pretty
little chap like you, Robin."
"Right you are," replied the other, "but you needn't try on the dodge
yourself, for it would never pay with a big ugly grampus like you,
Villum."
Having thus run into a pleasant little chat, the two waifs proceeded to
compare notes, in the course of which comparison the Slogger gave an
outline of his recent history. He had been engaged in several
successful burglaries, but had been caught in the act of pocket-picking,
for which offence he had spent some weeks in prison. While there a
visitor had spoken to him very earnestly, and advised him to try an
honest life, as being, to say the least of it, easier work than
thieving. He had made the attempt. Through the influence of the same
prison-visitor he had obtained a situation, from which he had been
advanced to the responsible position which he then held.
"And, d'you know, Robin," said the Slogger, "I find that honesty pays
pretty well, and I means to stick to it."
"An' I suppose," said Robin, "if it didn't pay pretty well you'd cut
it?"
"Of course I would," returned the Slogger, with a look of surprise;
"wot's the use o' stickin' to a thing that don't pay?"
"Vell, if them's your principles you ain't got much to 'old on by, my
tulip," said Robin.
"An' wot principles may _you_ 'old on by, my turnip?" asked the Slogger.
"It would puzzle me, rather, to tell that," returned Robin, "'specially
talkin' down to the level of my own toes on the top of a 'bus; but I'll
tell you what, Villum, if you'll come to Number 6 Grovelly Street,
Shadwell Square, just back of Hoboy Crescent, w'ere my master lives, on
Sunday next at seven in the evenin', you'll hear an' see somethin' as'll
open your eyes."
"Ah! a meetin'-'ouse'?" said the Slogger, with a slight smile of
contempt.
"Music-'alls and publics is meetin'-'ouses, ain't they?"
"Ah, but they ain't prayer-meetin' 'ouses," rejoined the Slogger.
"Not so sure o' that Villum. There's a deal o' prayer in such places
sometimes, an' it's well for the wisitors that their prayers ain't
always answered. But _our_ meetin'-'ouse is for more than prayer--a
deal more; and there's my young missus--a _real_ angel--comes in, and
'olds forth there every Sunday evening to young fellers like you an' me.
You just come an' judge for yourself."
"No thankee," returned the Slogger.
As he spoke a lady with a lap-dog made powerful demonstrations with her
umbrella. The 'bus stopped, and the conductor attended to his duties,
while Robin, who really felt a strong desire to bring his old comrade
under an influence which he knew was working a wonderful change in
himself, sat meditating sadly on the obstinacy of human nature.
"I say, Robin," said the Slogger, on resuming his perch, "d'you know
I've found traces o' that young gal as you took such a interest in, as
runned away from the old 'ooman, an' was robbed by Brassey an' me?"
"You don't mean that!" exclaimed Robin eagerly.
"Yes I do. She's in London, I believe, but I can't exactly say where.
I heard of her through Sal--you know Sal, who 'angs out at the vest end
o' Potter's Lane. I expect to see Sal in 'alf an hour, so if you're
comin' back this way, I'll be at the Black Bull by two o'clock, and tell
you all I can pump out of 'er."
"I'll be there sharp," said Robin promptly; "an now pull up, for I must
take to my legs here."
"But I say, Robin, if we do find that gal, you won't split on me, eh?
You won't tell 'er who I am or where I is? You won't wictimise your old
friend?"
"D'you take me for a informer?" demanded Robin, with an offended look.
"Hall right," cried the Slogger, giving the signal to drive on.
Robin sped quickly away, executed his mission, and returned to the Black
Bull in a state of considerable excitement and strong hope.
Slidder was doomed to disappointment. He reached the Black Bull at two
o'clock precisely.
"Vell, my fair one," he said, addressing a waiting-maid who met him in
the passage, "it's good for sore eyes to see the likes o' you in cloudy
weather. D'you 'appen to know a young man of the name of Sl--I mean
Villum Bowls?"
"Yes I do, Mr Imp'rence," answered the girl.
"You couldn't introdooce me to him, could you, Miss Sunshine?"
"No, I couldn't, because he isn't here, and won't likely be back for two
hours."
This reply took all the humour out of Robin's tone and manner. He
resolved, however, to wait for half an hour, and went out to saunter in
front of the hotel.
Half an hour passed, then another, then another, and the boy was fain to
leave the spot in despair.
Poor Slidder's temperament was sanguine. Slight encouragement raised
his hopes very high. Failure depressed him proportionally and woefully
low, but, to do him justice, he never sorrowed long. In the present
instance, he left the Black Bull grinding his teeth. Then he took to
clanking his heels as he walked along in a way that drew forth the
comments of several street-boys, to whom, in a spirit of liberality, he
returned considerably more than he received. Then he began to mutter
between his teeth his private opinion as to faithless persons in
general, and faithless Villum, _alias_ the Slogger, in particular, whose
character he painted to himself in extremely sombre colours. After
that, a heavy thunder-shower having fallen and drenched him, he walked
recklessly and violently through every puddle in his path. This seemed
to relieve his spirit, for when he reached Hoboy Crescent he had
recovered much of his wonted equanimity.
The Slogger was not however, so faithless as his old friend imagined.
He had been at the Black Bull before two o'clock, but had been sent off
by his employer with a note to a house at a considerable distance in
such urgent haste that he had not time even to think of leaving a
message for his friend.
In these circumstances, he resolved to clear his character by paying a
visit on the following Sunday to Number 6 Grovelly Street, Shadwell
Square.