He was glad this spacious and subduedly-glowing place, and all the

comfortable appointments of Alcluid, belonged to him. He had seen enough

of the scrambling hand-to-mouth makeshifts of poverty, in poverty’s

heart-depressing habitations, during the thirty-eight years he weathered

before the simultaneous deaths, through a motor accident, of a

semi-mythical personage known since childhood as “your Uncle Henry in

Lichfield,” and of Uncle Henry’s only son as well, had raised Felix

Kennaston beyond monetary frets. As yet Kennaston did not very

profoundly believe in this unlooked-for turn; and in the library of his

fine house in particular he had still a sense of treading alien

territory under sufferance.

Yet it was a territory which tempted exploration with alluring vistas.

Kennaston had always been, when there was time for it, “very fond of

reading,” as his wife was used to state in tones of blended patronage

and apology. Kathleen Kennaston, in the old days of poverty, had

declaimed too many pilfered dicta concerning literary matters to retain

any liking for them.

As possibly you may recall, for some years after the death of her first

husband, Kathleen Eppes Saumarez had earned precarious bread and butter

as a lecturer before women’s clubs, and was more or less engaged in

journalism, chiefly as a reviewer of current literature. For all books

she had thus acquired an abiding dislike. In particular, I think, she

loathed the two volumes of “woodland tales” collected in those

necessitous years, from her Woman’s Page in the _Lichfield

Courier-Herald_, for the fickle general reading public, which then used

to follow the life-histories of Bazoo the Bear and Mooshwa the Mink, and

other “citizens of the wild,” with that incalculable unanimity which

to-day may be reserved for the biographies of optimistic orphans, and

to-morrow veers to _vies intimes_ of high-minded courtesans with hearts

of gold.... In fine, through a variety of reasons, Mrs. Kennaston quite

frankly cared even less for books, as manifestations of art, than does

the average tolerably honest woman to whom books do not represent a

source of income.

And you may or may not remember, likewise, what Kennaston wrote, about

this time, in the “Colophon” to _Men Who Loved Alison_. With increased

knowledge of the author, some sentences therein, to me at least, took on

larger significance:

“No one, I take it, can afford to do without books unless he be

quite sure that his own day and personality are the best

imaginable; and for this class of persons the most crying need

is not, of course, seclusion in a library, but in a sanatorium.

“It was, instead, for the great generality, who combine a taste

for travel with a dislike for leaving home, that books were by

the luckiest hit invented, to confound the restrictions of

geography and the almanac. In consequence, from the Ptolemies to

the Capets, from the twilight of a spring dawn in Sicily to the

uglier shadow of Montfaucon’s gibbet, there intervenes but the

turning of a page, a choice between Theocritus and Villon. From

the Athens of Herodotus to the Versailles of St.-Simon, from

Naishapur to Cranford, it is equally quick traveling. All times

and lands that ever took the sun, indeed, lie open, equally, to

the explorer by the grace of Gutenberg; and transportation into

Greece or Rome or Persia or Chicago, equally, is the affair of a

moment. Then, too, the islands of Avalon and Ogygia and Theleme

stay always accessible, and magic casements open readily upon

the surf of Sea-coast Bohemia. For the armchair traveler alone

enjoys enfranchisement of a chronology, and of a geography, that

has escaped the wear-and-tear of ever actually existing.

“Peregrination in the realms of gold possesses also the quite

inestimable advantage that therein one’s personality is

contraband. As when Dante makes us free of Hell and Heaven, it

is on the fixed condition of our actual love and hate of divers

Renaissance Italians, whose exploits in the flesh require to-day

the curt elucidation of a footnote, just so, admission to those

high delights whereunto Shelley conducts is purchased by

accrediting to clouds and skylarks—let us sanely admit—a

temporary importance which we would never accord them unbiased.

The traveler has for the half-hour exchanged his personality for

that of his guide: such is the rule in literary highways, a very

necessary traffic ordinance: and so long as many of us are, upon

the whole, inferior to Dante or Shelley—or Sophocles, or

Thackeray, or even Shakespeare—the change need not make entirely

for loss....”

Yes, it is lightly phrased; but, after all, it is only another way of

confessing that his books afforded Kennaston an avenue to forgetfulness

of that fat pasty fellow whom Kennaston was heartily tired of being. For

one, I find the admission significant of much, in view of what befell

him afterward.

And besides—so Kennaston’s thoughts strayed at times—these massed books,

which his predecessor at Alcluid had acquired piecemeal through the term

of a long life, were a part of that predecessor’s personality. No other

man would have gathered and have preserved precisely the same books, and

each book, with varying forcefulness, had entered into his predecessor’s

mind and had tinged it. These parti-colored books, could one but

reconstruct the mosaic correctly, would give a candid portrait of “your

Uncle Henry in Lichfield,” which would perhaps surprise all those who

knew him daily in the flesh. Of the fact that these were unusual books

their present owner and tentative explorer had no doubt whatever. They

were perturbing books.

Now these books by their pleasant display of gold-leaf, soberly aglow in

lamplight, recalled an obscure association of other tiny brilliancies;

and Felix Kennaston recollected the bit of metal he had found that

evening.

Laid by the lamp, it shone agreeably as Kennaston puckered his

protruding brows over the characters with which it was inscribed. So far

as touched his chances of deciphering them, he knew all foreign

languages were to him of almost equal inscrutability. French he could

puzzle out, or even Latin, if you gave him plenty of time and a

dictionary; but this inscription was not in Roman lettering. He wished,

with time-dulled yearning, that he had been accorded a college

education....

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IV

How There Was a Light in the Fog

AS she came toward him through the fog, “How annoying it is,” she was

saying plaintively, “that these moors are never properly lighted.”

“Ah, but you must not blame Ole-Luk-Oie,” he protested. “It is all the

fault of Beatricê Cenci....”

Then Kennaston knew he had unwittingly spoken magic words, for at once,

just as he had seen it done in theaters, the girl’s face was shown him

clearly in a patch of roseate light. It was the face of Ettarre.

“Things happen so in dreams,” he observed. “I know perfectly well I am

dreaming, as I have very often known before this that I was dreaming.

But it was always against some law to tell the people in my nightmares I

quite understood they were not real people. To-day in my daydream, and

here again to-night, there is no such restriction; and lovely as you

are, I know that you are just a daughter of sub-consciousness or of

memory or of jumpy nerves or, perhaps, of an improperly digested

entrée.”

“No, I am real, Horvendile—but it is I who am dreaming you.”

“I had not thought to be a part of any woman’s dream nowadays.... Why do

you call me Horvendile?”

She who bore the face of Ettarre pondered momentarily; and his heart

moved with glad adoration.

“Now, by the beard of the prophet! I do not know,” the girl said, at

last.

“The name means nothing to you?”

“I never heard it before. But it seemed natural, somehow—just as it did

when you spoke of Ole-Luk-Oie and Beatricê Cenci.”

“But Ole-Luk-Oie is the lord and master of all dreams, of course. And

that furtive long-dead Roman girl has often troubled my dreams. When I

was a boy, you conceive, there was in my room at the first

boarding-house in which I can remember dieting, a copy of the Guido

portrait of Beatricê Cenci—a copy done in oils, a worthless daub, I

suppose. But there was evil in the picture—a lurking devilishness, which

waited patiently and alertly until I should do what that silent watcher

knew I was predestined to do, and, being malevolent, wanted me to do. I

knew nothing then of Beatricê Cenci, mark you, but when I came to learn

her history I thought the world was all wrong about her. That woman was

evil, whatever verse-makers may have fabled, I thought for a long

while.... To-day I believe the evil emanated from the person who painted

that particular copy. I do not know who that person was, I never shall

know. But the black magic of that person’s work was very potent.”

And Kennaston looked about him now, to find fog everywhere—impenetrable

vapors which vaguely showed pearl-colored radiancies here and there, but

no determinable forms of trees or of houses, or of anything save the

face of Ettarre, so clearly discerned and so lovely in that strange

separate cloud of roseate light.

“Ah, yes, those little magics”—it was the girl who spoke—“those futile

troubling necromancies that are wrought by portraits and unfamiliar

rooms and mirrors and all time-worn glittering objects—by running waters

and the wind’s persistency, and by lonely summer noons in forests—how

inconsequently they fret upon men’s heart-strings!”

“As if some very feeble force—say, a maimed elf—were trying to attract

your attention? Yes, I think I understand. It is droll.”

“And how droll, too, it is how quickly we communicate our thoughts—even

though, if you notice, you are not really speaking, because your lips

are not moving at all.”

“No, they never do in dreams. One never seems, in fact, to use one’s

mouth—you never actually eat anything, you may also notice, in dreams,

even though food is very often at hand. I suppose it is because all

dream food is akin to the pomegranates of Persephone, so that if you

taste it you cannot ever return again to the workaday world.... But why,

I wonder, are we having the same dream?—it rather savors of Morphean

parsimony, don’t you think, thus to make one nightmare serve for two

people? Or perhaps it is the bit of metal I found this afternoon—”

And the girl nodded. “Yes, it is on account of the sigil of Scoteia. I

have the other half, you know.”

“What does this mean, Ettarre—?” he began; and reaching forward, was

about to touch her, when the universe seemed to fold about him, just as

a hand closes....

* * * * *

And Felix Kennaston was sitting at the writing-table in the library,

with a gleaming scrap of metal before him; and, as the clock showed, it

was bedtime.

“Well, it is undoubtedly quaint how dreams draw sustenance from

half-forgotten happenings,” he reflected; “to think of my recollecting

that weird daub which used to deface my room in Fairhaven! I had

forgotten Beatricê entirely. And I certainly never spoke of her to any

human being, except of course to Muriel Allardyce.... But I would not be

at all surprised if I had involuntarily hypnotized myself, sitting here

staring at this shiny piece of lead—you read of such cases. I believe I

will put it away, to play with again sometime.”

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V

Of Publishing: With an Unlikely Appendix

SO Kennaston preserved this bit of metal. “No fool like an old fool,”

his commonsense testily assured him. But Felix Kennaston’s life was

rather barren of interests nowadays....

He thought no more of his queer dream, for a long while. Life had gone

on decorously. He had completed _The Audit at Storisende_, with leisured

joy in the task, striving to write perfectly of beautiful happenings

such as life did not afford. There is no denying that the typed

manuscript seemed to Felix Kennaston—as he added the last touches,

before expressing it to Dapley & Pildriff—to inaugurate a new era in

literature.

Kennaston was yet to learn that publishers in their business capacity

have no especial concern with literature. To his bewilderment he

discovered that publishers seemed sure the merits of a book had nothing

to do with the advisability of printing it. Herewith is appended a

specimen or two from Felix Kennaston’s correspondence.

DAPLEY & PILDRIFF—“We have carefully read your story, ‘The Audit

at Storisende,’ which you kindly submitted to us. It is needless

for us to speak of the literary quality of the story: it is in

fact exquisitely done, and would delight a very limited circle

of readers trained to appreciate such delicate productions. But

that class of readers is necessarily small, and the general

reader would, we fear, fail to recognize the book’s merit and be

attracted to it. For this reason we do not feel—and we regret to

confess it—that the publication of this book would be a wise

business enterprise for us to undertake. We wish that we could,

in justice to you and ourselves, see the matter in another

light. We are returning the manuscript to you, and we remain,

with appreciation of your courtesy, etc.”

PAIGE TICKNOR’S SONS—“We have given very careful consideration

to your story, ‘The Audit at Storisende,’ which you kindly

submitted to us. We were much interested in this romance, for it

goes without saying that it is marked with high literary

quality. But we feel that it would not appeal with force and

success to the general reader. Its appeal, we think, would be to

the small class of cultured readers, and therefore its

publication would not be attended with commercial success.

Therefore in your interest, as well as our own, we feel that we

must give an unfavorable decision upon the question of

publication. Naturally we regret to be forced to that

conclusion, for the work is one which would be creditable to any

publisher’s list. We return the manuscript by express, with our

appreciation of your courtesy in giving us the opportunity of

considering it, and are, etc.”

And so it was with The Gayvery Company, and with Leeds, McKibble & Todd,

and with Stuyvesant & Brothers. Unanimously they united to praise and to

return the manuscript. And Kennaston began reluctantly to suspect that,

for all their polite phrases about literary excellence, his romance

must, somehow, be not quite in consonance with the standards of that

person who is, after all, the final arbiter of literature, and to whom

these publishers very properly deferred, as “the general reader.” And

Kennaston wondered if it would not be well for him, also, to study the

all-important and exigent requirements of “the general reader.”

Kennaston turned to the publishers’ advertisements. Dapley & Pildriff at

that time were urging every one to read _White Sepulchers_, the author

of which had made public the momentous discovery that all churchgoers

were not immaculate persons. Paige Ticknor’s Sons were announcing a new

edition of _The Apostates_, a scathing arraignment of plutocratic

iniquities, which was heralded as certain to sear the soul to its core,

more than rival Thackeray, and turn our highest social circles inside

out. Then the Gayvery Company offered _Through the Transom_, a daring

study of “feminism,” compiled to all appearance under rather novel

conditions, inasmuch as the brilliant young author had, according to the

advertisements, written every sentence with his jaws set and his soul on

fire. The majority of Leeds, McKibble & Todd’s adjectives were devoted

to _Sarah’s Secret_, the prize-winner in the firm’s $15,000 contest—a

“sprightly romance of the greenwood,” whose undoubted aim, Kennaston

deduced from tentative dips into its meandering balderdash, was to

become the most sought-after book, in all institutes devoted to care of

the feeble-minded. And Stuyvesant & Brothers were superlatively

acclaiming _The Silent Brotherhood_, the latest masterpiece of a

pornographically gifted genius, who had edifyingly shown that he ranked

religion above literature, by retiring from the ministry to write

novels.

Kennaston laughed—upon which side of the mouth, it were too curious to

inquire. Momentarily he thought of printing the book at his own expense.

But here the years of poverty had left indelible traces. Kennaston had

too often walked because he had not carfare, for a dollar ever again to

seem to him an inconsiderable matter. Comfortably reassured as to

pecuniary needs for the future, he had not the least desire to control

more money than actually showed in his bank-balances: but, even so, he

often smiled to note how unwillingly he spent money. So now he shrugged,

and sent out his loved romance again.

* * * * *

An unlikely thing happened: the book was accepted for publication. The

Baxon-Muir Company had no prodigious faith in _The Audit at Storisende_,

as a commercial venture; but their “readers,” in common with most of the

“readers” for the firms who had rejected it, were not lacking in

discernment of its merits as an admirable piece of writing. And the more

optimistic among them protested even to foresee a possibility of the

book’s selling. The vast public that reads for pastime, they contended,

was beginning to grow a little tired of being told how bad was

this-or-that economic condition: and pretty much everything had been

“daringly exposed,” to the point of weariness, from the inconsistencies

of our clergy to the uncleanliness of our sausage. In addition, they

considered the surprising success of Mr. Marmaduke Fennel’s

eighteenth-century story, _For Love of a Lady_, as compared with the

more moderate sales of Miss Elspeth Lancaster’s _In Scarlet Sidon_, that

candid romance of the brothel; deducing therefrom that the “gadzooks”

and “by’r lady” type of reading-matter was ready to revive in vogue. At

all events, the Baxon-Muir Company, after holding a rather unusual

number of conferences, declared their willingness to publish this book;

and in due course they did publish it.

There were before this, however, for Kennaston many glad hours of

dabbling with proofsheets: the tale seemed so different, and so

infernally good, in print. Kennaston never in his life found any other

playthings comparable to those first wide-margined “galley proofs” of

_The Audit at Storisende_. Here was the word, vexatiously repeated

within three lines, which must be replaced by a synonym; and the clause

which, when transposed, made the whole sentence gain in force and

comeliness; and the curt sentence whose addition gave clarity to the

paragraph, much as a pinch of alum clears turbid water; and the vaguely

unsatisfactory adjective, for which a jet of inspiration suggested a

substitute, of vastly different meaning, in the light of whose

inevitable aptness you marveled over your preliminary obtuseness:—all

these slight triumphs, one by one, first gladdened Kennaston’s labor and

tickled his self-complacency. He could see no fault in the book.

His publishers had clearer eyes. His Preface, for one matter, they

insisted on transposing to the rear of the volume, where it now figures

as the book’s tolerably famous Colophon—that curious exposition of

Kennaston’s creed as artist. Then, for a title, _The Audit at

Storisende_ was editorially adjudged abominable: people would not know

how to pronounce Storisende, and in consequence would hold back from

discussing the romance or even asking for it at bookdealers. _Men Who

Loved Ettarre_ was Kennaston’s ensuing suggestion; but the Baxon-Muir

Company showed no fixed confidence in their patrons’ ability to

pronounce Ettarre, either. Would it not be possible, they inquired, to

change the heroine’s name?—and Kennaston assented. Thus it was that in

the end his book came to be called _Men Who Loved Alison_.

But to Kennaston her name stayed always Ettarre....

The book was delivered to the world, which received the gift without

excitement. The book was delivered to reviewers, who found in it a

well-intentioned echo of Mr. Maurice Hewlett’s earlier mediæval tales.

And there for a month or some six weeks, the matter rested.

Then one propitious morning an indignant gentlewoman in Brooklyn wrote

to _The New York Sphere_ a letter which was duly printed in that

journal’s widely circulated Sunday supplement, _The Literary

Masterpieces of This Week_, to denounce the loathsome and depraved

indecency of the nineteenth and twentieth chapters, in which—while

treating of Sir Guiron’s imprisonment in the Sacred Grove of Caer Idryn,

and the worship accorded there to the sigil of Scoteia—Kennaston had

touched upon some of the perverse refinements of antique sexual

relations. The following week brought forth a full page of letters. Two

of these, as Kennaston afterward learned, were contributed by the

“publicity man” of the Baxon-Muir Company, and all arraigned obscenities

which Kennaston could neither remember or on re-reading his book

discover. Later in this journal, as in other newspapers, appeared still

more denunciations. An up-to-the-minute bishop expostulated from the

pulpit against the story’s vicious tendencies, demanding that it be

suppressed. Thereafter it was no longer on sale in the large

department-stores alone, but was equally procurable at all the

bookstands in hotels and railway stations. Even the author’s

acquaintances began to read it. And the Delaunays (then at the height of

their vogue as exponents of the “new” dances) introduced “the Alison

amble”; and from Tampa to Seattle, in certain syndicated cartoons of

generally appealing idiocy, newspaper readers were privileged to see one

hero of the series knock the other heels over head with a copy of

Kennaston’s romance. And women wore the “Alison aigrette” for a whole

season; and a new brand of cheap tobacco christened in her honor had

presently made her name at least familiar in saloons. _Men Who Loved

Alison_ became, in fine, the novel of the hour. It was one of those rare

miracles such as sometimes palm off a well-written book upon the vast

public that reads for pastime.

And shortly afterward Mr. Booth Tarkington published another of his

delightful romances: one forgets at this distance of time just which it

was: but, like all the others, it was exquisitely done, and sold neck

and neck with _Men Who Loved Alison_; so that for a while it looked

almost as if the American reading public was coming to condone adroit

and careful composition.

But presently the advertising columns of magazines and newspapers were

heralding the year’s vernal output of enduring masterworks in the field

of fiction: and readers were again assured that the great American novel

had just been published at last, by any number of persons: and so, the

autumnal predecessors of these new _chefs d’œuvre_ passed swiftly into

oblivion, via the brief respite of a “popular” edition. And naturally,

Kennaston’s romance was forgotten, by all save a few pensive people.

Some of them had found in this volume food for curious speculation.

That, however, is a matter to be taken up later.

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VI

Suggesting Themes of Universal Appeal

SO Felix Kennaston saw his dream vulgarized, made a low byword; and he

contemplated this travestying, as the cream of a sardonic jest, with

urbanity. Indeed, that hour of notoriety seemed not without its pleasant

features to Felix Kennaston, who had all a poet’s ordinary appetite for

flattery. Besides, it was droll to read the “literary notes” which the

Baxon-Muir people were industriously disseminating, by means of the

daily journals, concerning Felix Kennaston’s personality, ancestry,

accomplishments, recreations and preferences in diet. And then, in

common with the old woman famed in nursery rhyme, he was very often wont

to observe, “But, lawk a mercy on me! this is none of I!”

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