THE WILL OF DON QUIXOTE.

"I feel, good sirs," said Don Quixote, "that death advances fast upon

me. Let us then be serious, and bring me a confessor, and a notary to

draw up my will, for a man in my state must not trifle with his soul.

Let the notary be sent for, I beseech you, while my friend here, the

priest, is taking my confession."

The priest, having listened to his dying friend's confession, came out

of the room and told them that the good Alonzo Quixano was near his end,

and certainly in his right senses; he therefore advised them to go in,

as it was full time that his will should be made. These tidings gave a

terrible stab to the overcharged hearts of the two ladies and his

faithful squire, whose eyes overflowed with weeping, and whose bosoms

had well-nigh burst with a thousand sighs and groans; for, indeed, it

must be owned, as we have somewhere observed, that whether in the

character of Alonzo Quixano the Good, or in the capacity of Don Quixote

de la Mancha, the poor gentleman had always exhibited marks of a

peaceable temper and agreeable demeanor, for which he was beloved, not

only by his own family, but also by all those who had the pleasure of

his acquaintance.

The notary entering the apartment with the rest of the company, wrote

the preamble of the will, in which Don Quixote disposed of his soul in

all the necessary Christian forms; then proceeding to the legacies, he

said:--

"Item: whereas, Sancho Panza, whom, in my madness, I made my squire, has

in his hands a certain sum of money for my use; and, as divers accounts,

disbursements, and pecuniary transactions have passed between us, it is

my will that he shall not be charged or brought to account for the said

money; but, if there be any overplus after he has deducted the payment

of what I owe him, the said overplus, which must be a mere trifle, shall

be his own, and much good may it do him; and as, during my disorder, I

contributed to his being made governor of an island, I would now, while

I enjoy my perfect senses, confer upon him, were it in my power, a whole

kingdom, which he richly deserves for the innocency of his heart and the

fidelity of his service."

Then turning to the disconsolate squire, "Forgive me, friend," said he,

"for having been the cause of thy appearing in the eye of the world a

madman like myself, by drawing thee into my erroneous notions concerning

the existence and adventures of knights-errant."

"Gentlemen," said Don Quixote, "let us proceed fair and softly. I was

mad, I am now sane; I was Don Quixote de la Mancha; I am now, as

formerly styled, Alonzo Quixano the Good. And may my repentance and

sincerity restore me to the esteem you once had for me. Now let the

notary proceed.

"Item: I bequeath to Antonia Quixano, my niece, here present, all my

estate, real and personal, after the payment of all my debts and

legacies; and the first to be discharged shall be the wages due to my

housekeeper for the time she has been in my service, and twenty ducats

besides for a suit of mourning.

"I appoint for my executors signor the priest and signor bachelor

Sampson Carrasco, here present.

"Item: It is also my will that, if Antonia Quixano, my niece, should be

inclined to marry, it shall be only with a man who, upon the strictest

inquiry, shall be found to know nothing of books of chivalry; and, in

case it appear that he is acquainted with such books, and that my niece,

notwithstanding, will and doth marry him, then shall she forfeit all I

have bequeathed her, which my executors may dispose of in pious uses as

they think proper.

"And, finally, I beseech the said gentlemen, my executors, that if haply

they should come to the knowledge of the author of a certain history

dispersed abroad, entitled, 'The Second Part of the Achievements of Don

Quixote de la Mancha,' that they will, in my name, most earnestly

entreat him to forgive me for having been the innocent cause of his

writing such a number of absurdities as that performance contains; for I

quit this life with some scruples of conscience arising from that

consideration."

The will being thus concluded, he was seized with a fainting-fit, and

stretched himself at full length in the bed, so that all the company

were alarmed and ran to his assistance. During three days which he lived

after the will was signed and sealed, he frequently fainted, and the

whole family was in confusion. Nevertheless, the niece ate her victuals,

the housekeeper drank to the repose of his soul, and even Sancho

cherished his little carcass; for the prospect of succession either

dispels or moderates that affliction which an heir ought to feel at the

death of the testator.

At last Don Quixote expired, after having received all the sacraments,

and in the strongest terms, pathetically enforced, expressed his

abomination against all books of chivalry; and the notary observed, that

in all the books of that kind which he had perused, he had never read of

any knight-errant who died quietly in his bed as a good Christian, like

Don Quixote; who, amidst the tears and lamentations of all present, gave

up the ghost, or, in other words, departed this life. The curate was no

sooner certified of his decease, than he desired the notary to make out

a testimonial, declaring that Alonzo Quixano the Good, commonly called

Don Quixote de la Mancha, had taken his departure from this life, and

died of a natural death; that no other author, different from Cid Hamet

Benengeli, should falsely pretend to raise him from the dead, and write

endless histories of his achievements.

This was the end of that extraordinary gentleman of La Mancha, whose

birthplace Cid Hamet was careful to conceal, that all the towns and

villages of that province might contend for the honor of having produced

him, as did the seven cities of Greece for the glory of giving birth to

Homer. The lamentations of Sancho, the niece and the housekeeper, are

not here given, nor the new epitaphs on the tomb of the deceased knight,

except the following one, composed by Sampson Carrasco:--

Here lies the valiant cavalier,

Who never had a sense of fear:

So high his matchless courage rose,

He reckoned death among his vanquished foes.

Wrongs to redress, his sword he drew,

And many a caitiff giant slew;

His days of life though madness stained,

In death his sober senses he regained.

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