THE GOVERNOR'S ROUND OF INSPECTION.

After traversing a few streets, they heard the clashing of swords, and,

hastening to the place, they found two men fighting. On seeing the

officers coming they desisted, and one of them said, "Help, in the name

of Heaven and the king! Are people to be attacked here, and robbed in

the open streets?"

"Hold, honest man," quoth Sancho, "and tell me what is the occasion of

this fray; for I am the governor."

His antagonist, interposing, said, "My lord governor, I will briefly

relate the matter:--Your honor must know that this gentleman is just

come from the gaming-house over the way, where he has been winning above

a thousand reals, and heaven knows how, except that I, happening to be

present, was induced, even against my conscience, to give judgment in

his favor in many a doubtful point; and when I expected he would have

given me something, though it were but the small matter of a crown, by

way of present, as it is usual with gentlemen of character like myself,

who stand by, ready to back unreasonable demands, and to prevent

quarrels, up he got, with his pockets filled, and marched out of the

house.

"Surprised and vexed at such conduct, I followed him, civilly reminded

him that he could not refuse me the small sum of eight reals, as he knew

me to be a man of honor, without either office or pension; my parents

having brought me up to nothing: yet this knave, who is as great a thief

as Cacus, and as arrant a sharper as Andradilla, would give me but four

reals! Think, my lord governor, what a shameless and unconscionable

fellow he is! But as I live had it not been for your worship coming, I

would have made him disgorge his winnings, and taught him how to balance

accounts."

"What shall be done," replied Sancho, "is this: you, master winner,

whether by fair play or foul, instantly give your hackster here a

hundred reals, and pay down thirty more for the poor prisoners; and you,

sir, who have neither office nor pension, nor honest employment, take

the hundred reals, and, some time to-morrow, be sure you get out of

this island, nor set foot in it again these ten years, unless you would

finish your banishment in the next life: for if I find you here, I will

make you swing on a gibbet--at least the hangman shall do it for me: so

let no man reply, or he shall repent it."

The decree was immediately executed: the one disbursed, the other

received; the one quitted the island, the other went home.

Cheats are always at the mercy of their accomplices.

The maid that would keep her good name, stays at home as if

she were lame. A hen and a housewife, whatever they cost, if

once they go gadding will surely be lost. And she that longs

to see, I ween, is as desirous to be seen.

Good fortune wants only a beginning.

When they offer thee a government, lay hold of it.

When an earldom is put before thee, lay thy clutches on it.

When they throw thee some beneficial bone, snap at the

favor; if not, sleep on and never answer to good fortune and

preferment when they knock at thy door.

Truth will always rise uppermost, as oil rises above water.

Seeing is believing.

According to reason, each thing has its season.

When justice is doubtful, I should lean to the side of

mercy.

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