SEVENTEEN

_August 22nd. On the Sacramento River._

Well, little book, my entries are almost finished, for the business of

building a new niche in the world with nothing but our bare hands will

leave scant time for keeping a diary.

Dan had several days’ work in Ogden. Then we took a passenger to the

first stop west as usual and there boarded a freight. We had not gone

far when a trainman thrust his head into the car in which we were

riding, and failing to see me huddled in a corner, accosted Dan.

“Hello, Jack. What are you riding on?”

“A union card,” replied Dan, following the accepted formula, and pulling

the card from his pocket for inspection.

“And what else?” queried the brakeman.

“A dollar,” said Dan.

“Not enough, Jacko. It’s two dollars or nothing on this division. Cough

up.”

So Dan gave him the two dollars and the train moved out.

On the edge of the Great Salt Lake the freight stopped again and another

brakeman leaped into the car. He gaped in amazement at sight of me, then

turned to Dan, “You’ll have to come through, old sport. This kind of

baggage is worth a five spot. Come across now, or you’ll have to swim

the lake.”

“Here, Dan,” I broke in sharply, as he hesitated. “Don’t you give those

petty grafters another penny. Let’s get out.”

The trainman turned on us threateningly, but one good look sufficed, so

we were left undisturbed beside the track. We had heard more than once

of trainmen who not only took money from hoboes, but also relieved them

of Ingersoll, knife, or any little trinket they happened to have about

them, but this was our first experience with the breed.

With our bundles for pillows we slept through the night, and awakened at

dawn when another freight stopped for a last drink before crossing the

lake. We piled into a gondola just as the train gathered speed and felt

that we would at least cross the lake in safety. We had not gone a mile

when a trainman leaped in beside us.

“What are you riding on, friends?” he inquired.

“A union card,” said Dan.

“And what else?”

“Not another blamed thing,” Dan answered determinedly.

“Well, that don’t listen very good to me,” the fellow growled. “Where

did you come from and where are you going?”

While we gave him a sketch of our experiences and reasons for riding

freights, he drew a stub of a pencil from his pocket and began scrawling

on the back of a time table.

“Loan me your knife a minute, old man,” he said to Dan.

Dan passed over the knife, a very fine one that I had given him the

first Christmas after our marriage, and the brakeman sharpened his

pencil.

“Well, so long,” said he, turning on his heel, and starting to slip

Dan’s knife into his pocket.

I seized his arm like a flash and wrested the knife from his hand before

he could recover from the unexpected assault.

“No, you don’t. Oh, no you don’t,” I hissed furiously. “That’s my knife

and I propose to keep it.”

“Why, you little hell-cat, you.” He burst into a laugh. “I didn’t mean

to steal your knife. Gee, she’s some scrapper,” turning to Dan.

“Wouldn’t mind having a pal like that myself.”

With another laugh he made his way to the rear of the train.

A half hour had passed when we were amazed to see him coming over the

top with a coffee pot in one hand and a pan in the other.

“Thought maybe you might be hungry,” he said with an embarrassed laugh,

as he set the pan of boiled meat and doughnuts on the bottom of the car.

As he bolted toward the head of the train, we attacked the food with

ravenous appetites.

We were so engaged when a man leaped from the boxcar behind, landing in

the gondola with a clatter. I looked up into the amazed face of the

conductor.

“Good Lord!” he ejaculated. “Well, good Lord, so this is what old

Tight-wad was up to. What have you done to him anyhow? Hypnotised him?”

“What are you talking about?” asked Dan.

“Why, that front brakeman of mine. He’s the meanest cuss on this

division, bar none. He’ll hold up a ’bo and pry the gold out of his

teeth. I noticed him skirmishing around in the caboose a while back, and

he acted so blamed mysterious that I had to come up front and see what

in blazes he was up to. Well, I’ll be jim swiggled if ever I expected to

see old Tight-wad pulling any charitable stunts.”

The conductor proceeded to ply us with the usual questions, which we

answered to his entire satisfaction.

“There’s an empty refrigerator car up ahead,” he declared, “that is

billed straight through to Sacto. She’s locked all right, but the

ventilator in one of the ice chests is sealed open, and you can slide in

there and lie snug till you land in Sacramento.”

Swallowing the last drops of coffee, we followed him over the tops to

the fruit car. Sure enough, the little door that covered the hatch at

the end of the car stood open, the support bound with the lead seal,

which must never be broken except by the proper officials.

Gathering my skirts closely about my ankles, I slid into the opening

feet first, and catching the edges with my hands, swung inside the ice

chest and let go. Dan followed, and we found ourselves in peculiar

surroundings. The floor of the cubby-hole was formed of scantlings laid

on their edges, with wide interstices for drainage. There was scarcely

room to move and the only light entered the little opening high above

our heads. As I gazed upward, I felt caught in a trap. We curled down on

the grating and resigned ourselves to fate.

As the sun climbed the sky the heat increased, and it was then that we

noticed that our canteen was empty. Nobody came near. We dared not show

ourselves. So the day passed in great discomfort. Night fell and we

slept fitfully. Morning came and again the sun blazed down on the desert

wastes and the tortures of thirst became intense.

We had been twenty-four hours without food or water when Dan decided to

risk a reconnoitre. Taking the canteen, he swung himself up to the hatch

and thrust out his head and shoulders. A brakeman came on the run. After

considerable parley he took the canteen and promised to fetch us water

at the first stop. But the afternoon wore away and he failed to appear.

We were almost insane from thirst and heat when at last he lowered the

dripping canteen into our prison.

In Winnemucca the car was shunted back and forth for an hour, but at

nightfall we were off on the long climb to the summit. I climbed hand

over hand to the hatchway, and after a cautious survey of the

surroundings, drew myself out and perched on the roof of the car. The

Overland Limited shot past, the roof covered with the crouching forms of

hoboes, thick as barnacles on an old pier. The desolate expanse of

desert seemed full of mystery, as the long train, dotted here and there

with lanterns, crawled like a gigantic snake up the steep grade. Far

ahead two engines coughed and laboured, the black smoke rolling in great

billows from their stacks. As I realised that we were nearing the

boundary of California a great contentment filled my soul. Thus I

revelled in thoughts of home, while the cool night wind fanned my face

and the Big Dipper swung across the northern sky and the speeding wheels

clanked a cheerful refrain.

Early next morning the brakeman made us a visit and said we would be in

Sparks before noon, where we must make another change.

Just outside the city limits we dropped off, and as guests of the

trainmen were soon eating our first restaurant meal for months. About

two o’clock we wandered to the outskirts of town, for it was useless to

attempt to catch a freight in daylight. We came to an irrigating ditch

lined with a tall growth of weeds, and slipping off our footgear, were

soon paddling about like a couple of kids in the swift running water.

Late in the day we cooked and ate a meal, took a farewell wash in the

stream and returned to the railroad yard. Word had gone forth not to

molest us, so we boarded the night freight without difficulty. The only

available place was a cattle car loaded high with lumber. The end door

was unlocked and there was quite a space between the piles of boards and

the roof of the car. I settled myself in a corner with back against the

siding, and Dan lay at my feet.

It was pitch dark when the train clanked through the streets of Reno. As

we drew slowly out of town, dim forms appeared, and hoboes began piling

into the car through both doors. In the darkness I could sense the

presence of a large number of men. Two lads curled down at my right,

their voices proclaiming their youthfulness. On the left two hoboes lay

so close that I could have touched them. They had come from a long ride

on a limited passenger and were completely exhausted. A group of men in

the far end of the car began smoking, and as each match flared, some

face would stand out in bold relief. They talked with perfect

comradeship, and though they were totally unaware of the presence of a

woman, there was little to complain of in their conversation. In fact, I

can truthfully say that I heard more profane language in one year’s

attendance at Medical College than on this entire trip.

At the first stop out of Reno still more men came aboard. A trainman

came to the far door with a lantern, but one look sufficed and he

returned no more. At Truckee the car was switched to a siding.

“Beat it, boys, here come the bulls!” shouted a hobo.

Like dry peas out of a pod, the hoboes scattered out of that car and

fled in all directions as officers flung open the door at our side and

emptied their revolvers into the interior. We remained motionless as the

bullets thudded into the wood, and in a few minutes looked out to see

the detectives chasing the fleeing hoboes across the yards.

“Now is our chance,” whispered Dan. “Make for the round-house yonder.”

We dived within the yawning portal and crouched within the engine pit.

The place seemed empty and we sat in silence for a time. What to do we

did not know. It was impossible to remain where we were for long;

discovery meant a trip to jail and a month on the chain-gang for Dan.

The town lies in a mountain fastness with snowsheds protecting the

tracks, so that foot travel was out of the question, and our money was

almost gone. While we studied the problem, a long freight came through

without stopping. We ran out to the main track and the first thing that

caught my eye was the familiar old refrigerator car with the open hatch

in which we had already ridden so many miles.

“Quick, quick!” I cried. “We must catch that train.”

The engine had cleared the yard and was gathering headway with each turn

of the wheels. Racing madly beside the track, I made a desperate lunge

and caught a hand rod. My arms seemed torn from their sockets as my body

was snapped into a horizontal position by the speeding train. A moment I

clung, unable to move, then with a fierce scramble, I found my footing

and clambered to the top of the car. Dan had landed on the car behind

and together we started for the head of the train.

A brakeman appeared on the top of a boxcar. At sight of a woman coolly

parading the roof of the freight, his jaw dropped and he started so

violently as to make me fear for his safety. We stopped on a flat car

and gave him a brief explanation, then hurried forward and swung

ourselves into the familiar ice chest, for we were nearing the

snowsheds.

The trainman soon joined us. He told a long story about some division

official who was death on hoboes, and who made a practice of travelling

up and down the line and pouncing on the train crews at unexpected

places in hope of catching them in some infraction of the rules, which

would enable him to indulge in his love of discipline. This martinet

took a special delight in harrying the men, and would suspend an employé

for sixty days on the smallest pretext, or deprive a man of his credits

for the slightest infraction of some unimportant rule.

“He’s a Company pet, who was born with the big head and then bitten by

the efficiency bug,” our companion concluded, “and if he should catch a

woman on this freight it would be as much as all our jobs are worth.”

At that moment a man thrust his head into the manhole and called the

brakeman out. He ascended quickly and his place was taken by the other,

who proved to be the conductor. Dan started to speak, but was

interrupted.

“Let the woman talk. I’ll get the truth from her.”

So I began the old, old story, and after a bit secured permission to

ride as close to Sacramento as we dared. We were well outside the

snowsheds when the conductor left us, and I settled down with the

thought that the worst was over.

As the train pulled out of a station the light was cut off abruptly and

a young man in a business suit bounced into the ice chest. As he landed,

I looked up and caught sight of the horrified face of the brakeman

leaning over the manhole.

“Who put you in here? How much did you pay that brakeman to let you

ride?” he demanded fiercely.

“Why, we haven’t paid anybody—we haven’t seen any brakeman. We just got

in when the train slowed up back there a ways; and we took good care not

to see any brakeman or let any brakeman see us,” I answered innocently.

“But what are you doing here, and where are you going?”

“Oh, we came up from Sacramento for a little camping trip. My husband

thought he could get a little work in the mountains, but he couldn’t

find any, and we spent most of our money, and then started to walk home.

This old freight came crawling along, and there wasn’t anybody on the

far side of the track, so just for a lark we slipped in here.”

“So, you’re sure your husband didn’t pay the brakeman for the chance,

are you?”

“You bet I am. Do you suppose anybody would pay good money for riding in

this old hole? Besides, we haven’t any money. I couldn’t see anything

wrong about riding, exactly. But, of course, we didn’t want the trainmen

to see us. I was afraid they might not like it, and I’m dead sure nobody

but you knows we’re here.”

The brakeman’s face appeared for an instant in the manhole above, then

disappeared from view.

“You’re not going to put us off, way out here, are you?” I asked

pleadingly. “It’s awful hard to walk clear down to Sacramento this hot

weather, and carry these heavy bundles. It didn’t cost the railroad

company anything for us to ride here. We ain’t doing any harm.”

The young man’s face softened a trifle and he launched into a long

dissertation on the evils of jumping trains, the hobo menace, and

kindred topics, to all of which I listened with wide eyes and bated

breath. The train drew into a station and out again, while he was thus

absorbed, and he made no move to put us off. I was drawing him on with

deft questions and flattering attention when the brakeman’s head

appeared once more.

“What in blazes is all this?” he bawled. “Hey, you bums, come out of

there.”

Our kind instructor cast a startled look aloft. “Why, hello, Condon,” he

called ingratiatingly. “You are on the job, I see. But these people

don’t happen to be bums. Everything is all right. I’ll assume the

responsibility, so just trot along and leave us alone.”

He resumed his pompous attitude and took up the delightful task of

enlightening me on the importance of his position, which he declared was

extremely difficult to fill. I gathered that the destinies of the entire

railroad system rested on his narrow shoulders; that he was the original

efficiency expert; and that all other employés of the Company, from

train boy to superintendent, were a lot of mutts, if not worse, and were

it not for his constant supervision and stern discipline, the division

would just naturally go to the bow-wows. The miles slipped by as I drank

in this information with greedy ears. His chest expanded like a pouter

pigeon and his hat band seemed to stretch visibly.

The three of us were standing in one end of the restricted space when

once more the daylight was cut off and the conductor slid down beside

us. Completely ignoring our existence he turned a cold and hostile eye

upon our companion.

“Sir,” he began stiffly, “I have been informed by a member of my crew

that a high official of this division has taken it upon himself not

alone to disregard the strict rules of this company regarding the

carrying of passengers on freight trains, but has arrogated to himself

the control and management of those directly responsible to me. Such a

situation is unprecedented, sir, and I hereby make formal protest

against its continuance.”

While he was speaking I saw the shadow of a man pass the opening

overhead.

“But, my dear man,” stammered the “high official,” wholly taken aback.

“How can you make such statements? I had absolutely no intention—no such

intentions at all. How can you make such a charge?”

“The facts, sir, speak for themselves. My brakeman discovers his

superior closeted in the ice chest of a refrigerator car with a young

woman and an unknown man. When he endeavours to exercise that authority

with which he is vested by the rules of this company and requests the

said young woman and unknown man to leave the train at once, you, my

dear sir, impose the force of your superior station, and taking all

responsibility upon yourself order him to ‘trot along.’ I claim that

such conduct destroys efficiency and is fatal to discipline.”

Our young entertainer seemed at a loss for a reply; then he plunged into

a long explanation of our presence and his intentions regarding us. The

conductor listened with an air of undiminished coldness.

“Very well, sir,” he said shortly, at the close of the harangue. “Your

conduct is, of course, highly irregular, but I shall make no report of

it—at least not at present,” fixing the unfortunate “high official” with

a piercing glance. “As to your er—guests, I shall leave the matter of

their disposition entirely in your hands, since you have assumed the

responsibility.”

The conductor swung himself out of the ice box while the young man

turned his harassed gaze upon us.

“You better get off at Auburn,” he said weakly. “Climb out as soon as

the train stops, so nobody will see you.”

As he clambered slowly out, the general impression was that of a man

about three sizes smaller than the one who had entered.

We left the car the instant the train stopped at Auburn, but as we

hastened away we were hailed with loud shouts by the train crew, who

followed us on the run, headed by the brakeman. We stopped behind a row

of boxcars as they joined us. With whoops and howls they slapped one

another on the back, danced about, doubled up and fairly rolled on the

ground in convulsions of laughter.

“Say, didn’t our old man hand that fellow some chunks of language? Say

now; didn’t he?” gasped the brakeman when he could speak.

“He passed it out like a regular dictionary. Just the same kind of dope

that Little Tom-tit has been feeding us on so long,” sputtered the

fireman, who it seems had left the engine on the way down to join the

gleeful circle about the manhole while the circus was going on within.

“Well, I guess I punctured his tire, all right,” vouchsafed the

conductor. “Guess he’ll go a little easy on efficiency and discipline

with this crew for a while.”

“I wouldn’t have missed that performance for five hundred dollars,”

broke in the rear brakeman. “It was the richest thing I ever heard.”

“You should have heard Miss Innocence here stringing him along when he

first came aboard. Her eyes kept a-glowing bigger and bigger, and his

chest kept a-swelling and a-swelling, till I thought I’d bust. Oh, he

was a wonderful man, all right, all right.”

“Well, boys,” remarked the conductor, whipping off his cap. “You all

admit you enjoyed a good show, that would have had a very different

ending if it hadn’t been for the quick wit of this gritty lady. Chip in

now, and pay for your reserved seats.”

Money rattled into the cap and despite our protestations the conductor

forced it into Dan’s hands. With quip and jest the men bade us good-bye,

and we passed over to the main street in search of a restaurant. Our

hunger appeased, we marched boldly to the station and took a passenger

train to Sacramento, where we made connection with the river boat for

San Francisco.

So now I sit on the deck of the steamer and watch the green and fertile

country glide past. From time to time a signal flutters on the bank, the

boat swings over and the crew rapidly loads great boxes of plums,

luscious peaches, early pears, and crates of seedless grapes. Here comes

a man with a truckload of magnificent Burbank plums. I once read of the

little plum with the enormous pit, from which the California wizard

evolved this beautiful fruit. He did not attempt to change the nature of

the plum to that of some transcendental fruit. He simply modified the

environment so that the inherent qualities of the plum might develop.

Would that the environment of the little children of the slums and sweat

shops, to whom the meanest cull that lies in yonder orchard would be a

gracious treat, might be so modified as to give their essentially

beautiful, natural qualities an opportunity for healthy, normal growth.

I give a sigh of contentment and happiness as I realise that the

hazardous journey is ended. And now I realise another fact. For weeks I

have been free from colds or cough; my digestion is superior to that of

an ostrich; a ten-mile jaunt with twenty pounds of baggage on my back

would be mere child’s play. A more healthy human specimen than myself it

would be hard to find, so I feel free to dismiss the spectre of

tuberculosis along with the other horrors of the slums.

But physical benefit is not the greatest gain. A change has taken place

in my psychology. My belief in the inherent kindliness and unselfishness

of the human heart has been strengthened. In cases of cruelty I

recognise an outside influence or pressure that warps natural instincts.

Toward the trainmen especially I am deeply grateful. When one realises

the risks they ran to aid a couple of outcasts, and the kindness and

consideration so often manifested, a wonderful appreciation of their

sterling manhood is born. Never again will I think it necessary to

change human nature before we can improve social conditions. I am

conscious of a deeper human sympathy; a wider vision; a greater

understanding of the problems of the under dog and a closer sense of

fellowship with him. I feel that I am learning the divine lesson of

human unity, which is rooted in the Fatherhood of God and manifests

itself as the Brotherhood of Man.

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