SEVEN

_Thursday, May 14th._

Before the open door of a “side-door Pullman” I sit at ease on our

bedding roll with my diary on my knees, watching the Iowa prairie billow

past. What a relief to view the stretches of gluey, sloppy road, serene

in the knowledge that for the present at least we are free from its

sticky toils.

We lunched last Monday beside the Stockdale siding and while packing our

belongings preparatory to another tussle with the bike, a freight train

pulled in. The train crew surveyed us with vast interest, and as the

engine backed slowly past, the engineer leaned far out of the cab

window.

“Whither away?” he queried.

“California or bust,” yelled Dan.

The long train jarred to a stop on the siding. A brakeman appeared and

entered into conversation.

“It must be pretty fierce to ride a wheel through that mud,” he

volunteered.

“You bet it is,” agreed Dan, “and the track isn’t much better. If I bark

any more hide off my shins, I’ll have to buy a pair of crutches.”

With a shriek and a roar a passenger train thundered through. The

freight pulled slowly off the siding. The engineer leaned out as before,

his big, good-natured mouth stretched in a broad grin, his right arm

swinging with a scooping motion.

“Get aboard! Get aboard!” he shouted.

Dan and I exchanged glances. With one accord we jumped for the wheel

which stood loaded for the start, and ran it along beside the track. Car

after car groaned past. The caboose appeared. A brakeman leaned from the

step and grasped the handle bars, the conductor lent a hand, and in a

moment our old machine was being hoisted upon the platform while Dan and

I scrambled up the steps.

Followed a detailed account of our aims and adventures, which was

listened to with keen attention. The train crew held a council of war to

determine the best means of procedure. About half way up the train was

situated an empty box car, and to this we were transferred as soon as

darkness had fallen. We spread our blankets on the floor and composed

ourselves for sleep.

But alas and alack! A new crew had come aboard, who had chosen our

resting place for a bumper and appeared to be switching all the cars on

the middle division with it. We would enter a siding with much grinding

and jarring, coming to a stop with a jolt. The train would be uncoupled

in the middle, our car would advance with increasing speed,

then—whang—we would bump the standing gondolas, the train would buckle

at each coupling with a resounding thumping, the engine would jerk us

backward, and we were off to repeat the performance.

Towards morning the door of the box car slid softly open and several men

piled in. Dan asked them what they wanted and one replied, “It’s all

right, Bo. We’re west-bound bundle stiffs same as yourself.”

Great was their amazement when the morning light revealed the presence

of a woman. About sunrise, two jumped out to “rustle some grub” while

the engine stopped for water.

The train was moving out and we had given them up, when here they came,

helter skelter, and leaped aboard the speeding car. One had some slices

of meat and bread in a newspaper, while the other carried part of a loaf

of bread. The food was unhesitatingly divided among the five of us and

was greatly appreciated.

The scant meal finished, we settled down to talk. I was amazed at the

mentality displayed by the smallest fellow, a member of the I. W. W. He

seemed conversant with all the questions of the day, and expressed in

excellent language clear cut opinions on industrial subjects that were

both novel and startling. They were all workers, but jobs were scarce

where they came from, so they were going west in the hope of bettering

their condition. The fact that thousands were at that moment travelling

in the opposite direction, impelled by self-same conditions, failed to

deter them.

One was a big, husky chap with rugged, honest features and the true

brown eyes of a Collie. His story interested me greatly.

Born among collieries, he was driven to work as a breaker boy at a very

early age by the wretched poverty of his parents. After several years of

deadening toil at a time when he should have been in school, he drifted

away to join the great army of migratory workers. He worked on a

threshing machine while the harvest was in progress, and at its close

what little money he had been able to save was consumed while searching

for another job. Perhaps he got work with pick and shovel in some

construction gang, but the contractor’s system of low wages, high board

bills, charges for physician’s care—which most do not receive—and the

like, kept him destitute. He called at an employment office, where he

paid two dollars for a job, was worked just long enough to pay for

transportation, board and monthly fees, then discharged without wages,

his employer and the agent dividing up the original fee. From coast to

coast he wandered, sweating in the dust and heat of summer through long

hours of racking labor, in order to escape starvation in the idle months

of winter.

His eyes grew dark and wistful as he shyly confessed his one love

affair. He had secured employment in a little lumber mill and made such

a good impression on the boss, who was also the owner, that he was taken

to board in his own home. Here the poor fellow got his first idea of

what home life might mean. He fell in love with the daughter of the

house, who seemed to reciprocate, but before they could enter into any

formal engagement the lumber trust put the mill out of business, ruining

the owner, who was forced to leave that part of the country.

Try as he would, the young man could secure no steady employment and

marriage without such foundation was out of the question.

“I saw enough of getting married on nothing when I was a boy,” he

concluded. “Wages are set for single men, I reckon. And after a bit a

fellow can’t earn a living for his family, so the wife and kiddies have

to rustle out and work. Easy enough for them to get a job,” he added

bitterly. “Many a time I’ve seen kids doing work that I’d been glad to

get. But they can beat a man all out at working cheap. They got to work

cheap or starve. I may be a good-for-nothing bundle stiff, but I’ve

never got so low as to live off the work of little children.”

“Our good business men are not so finicky,” broke in the I. W. W. “A big

profit looks good to them. If it comes from the coined sweat and blood

of women and children, so much the better. Yes, women are cheaper than

men, and kids are cheaper than women. After a bit they’ll get machines

that are cheaper than kids, and then the brats can rot in the slums for

all they care.”

“Why not let the people in general own the machines and run them for use

instead of for profit? Then the men could do the work, the women could

stay at home and the children go to school.” Thus spoke the quiet member

of the trio.

“Shut up, you crazy socialist!” exclaimed the I. W. W. “You fellows

won’t do anything but vote. You leave it to us. We’re the boys who’ll

fix the machines, all right, all right. Yes, and the plutes, too.”

I remembered the many I. W. W. signs and notices that were posted along

the way; the groups of men beneath the water tanks who listened eagerly

to the harangues of such as he. Some even had told me that they had

given up liquor because it blunted their faculties at a time when brains

were needed in the workers’ fight against the capitalists. I seemed to

hear a muttering as of a gathering storm; perhaps in the days preceding

the French Revolution a similar murmuring rose.

There are so many like my dark-eyed acquaintance. He lost touch with his

sweetheart, lost hope, lost ambition and now drifts aimlessly about the

country in search of a bare subsistence.

It is he and the millions of his class who quarry the stone and hew the

timber for our cities; they build the roadbed and lay the tracks for

swiftly turning Pullman wheels; they mine the coal that warms our

dwellings; they harvest the wheat that nourishes our bodies; without

their labour industry would cease.

Yet life to them holds out no hope, no promise; their meagre earnings

forbid the thought of marriage; their only home is some saloon; their

final rest the potter’s field.

About ten o’clock a trainman poked his head inside the door.

“Hey, clear out, you fellows. This is no place for you when we enter the

yard. Better beat it.”

The hoboes bade us adieu and sprang from the car. The brakeman leaped in

beside us.

“We finish our run at the next stop,” he said. “The engineer will slow

down at the outskirts of town and you jump off and hike out. You’ll find

the main road over to the north.”

We thanked him warmly for his kindness and made ready to follow his

advice. Soon the train slowed to a mere crawl. Dan leaped down and ran

alongside, I swung out the wheel, which he seized, and in an instant I

was standing beside him.

Waving farewell to the train crew, who had all turned out to see us off,

we struck out for the main road. The straggling outskirts of a

good-sized town lay before us.

“Tell you what,” I remarked after we had traversed some distance.

“Suppose we stop in the residence section and look for work. I’ll offer

to do washing or cleaning by the day, and you can cut the lawn, wash the

automobile or something.”

Dan replied with a snort of righteous indignation. “Ever since you were

bit by the crazy bug and started out to be a lady hobo you have lost all

your natural pride, Ethel. It was bad enough for me, a high-class

electrical engineer with a paid-up union card in my pocket, to stoop to

the job of a common labourer as I did last week for your sake. Now I’ll

be damned if I become a dirty roustabout and have some old hen ordering

me around while I sweep off the front porch.”

“Oh, all right,” I answered cheerily. “But the interesting hour of high

noon approacheth. Will you please be so kind as to furnish me with exact

information regarding your financial standing? I am pained to confess

myself the victim of a too familiar craving which calls aloud for

attention.”

Dan thrust his hand into his pocket and withdrew a solitary ten cent

piece, nor did a prolonged search of numerous pockets yield further

riches.

“’Tis sad,” I sighed, “but a still voice tells me that that bit of

silver will prove strangely inadequate to the demands of nature.

However, no doubt you can dine off your natural pride, served up on your

paid-up union card, while I eat a dime’s worth of doughnuts or

something.”

We approached a rather pretentious place as I spoke. A large brass sign

announced “J. Stanchley Loane, M.D., Physician and Surgeon.” I paused to

study the white house with the red-roofed garage in the rear.

“This looks like a good place to make a start. Think I’ll just go in and

call on my fellow practitioner and see what happens.”

Dan stepped in front of me. “Now see here, Ethel!” he began angrily.

“Don’t go to pulling off foolish stunts. You are my wife and I

absolutely forbid you to go about like an Irish washerwoman and——”

“Now see here, Dan!” I mimicked, breaking in upon his authoritative

harangue, “I am your wife, ’tis true, but sad to say, the fact does not

prevent me from growing hungry. ’Tis also true that I am only a graduate

physician with a high-class appetite. I have no paid-up union card to

stand between me and possible employment with its promise of a square

meal. Moreover, I have never felt myself to be so wonderfully superior

to the Irish washerwomen who earn an honest living by honest labour. At

any rate, I shall not attempt to hold myself above them unless I can

prove by my conduct that I have that right. Just now I fail to see how

either you or I can do better than by marching up to that back door and

asking for work like the genuine bundle stiffs that we are. Of course if

you desire to remain here on the curb, upholding your dignity while I

ask for employment, you are entirely at liberty to do so. As for me, I’m

going in right now.”

As I turned up the concrete driveway Dan leaned the wheel against the

fence and followed. I rapped at the door of the screen porch. The inner

door was opened and a heavy-set man with bristling, reddish hair stepped

out.

“Good morning, Doctor Loane,” I began. “My husband and I are cycling to

California, and being short of funds are looking for employment. My

husband is an excellent mechanic and will be glad to go over your car

for you. I can cook, wash, scrub or do any kind of housework.”

The doctor looked us up and down with an insolent stare.

“So you can cook, can you? Suppose you come in and show what you can do.

I’m alone in the house to-day. We have a devilish time with servants.

Our last maid—a pretty little fool—got on her high horse and quit us

yesterday, and the old harridan of a cook followed suit. My wife’s gone

to town to get another bunch.”

“Sit down on the porch, you,” he ordered Dan, “and you step in here.

There is the pantry and the ice chest. Throw together some sort of lunch

and call me when it’s ready.” He waved his hand with a lordly air and

disappeared into the front of the house.

A short inspection enabled me to determine on a suitable menu, and soon

a very fair lunch was spread on the dining table.

“Humph! You are quite a clever piece of goods,” the doctor volunteered,

as I summoned him to the meal. “Go and feed your man now, and later

we’ll find something more for you to do.”

The meal concluded, Dr. Loane took Dan to the garage, while I whisked

the dishes away and tidied the kitchen. The doctor entered as I finished

my task.

“There is some work to be attended to in my private office, and you are

just the one to do it for me,” he grinned ingratiatingly.

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