SIR ROBERT ANDERSON

When I took charge of the Criminal Investigation Department I was no

novice in matters relating to criminals and crime. In addition to

experience gained at the Bar and on the Prison Commission,

secret-service work had kept me in close touch with "Scotland Yard" for

twenty years, and during all that time I had the confidence, not only of

the chiefs, but of the principal officers of the detective force. I thus

entered on my duties with very exceptional advantages.

I was not a little surprised, therefore, to find occasion to suspect

that one of my principal subordinates was trying to impose on me as

though I were an ignoramus. For when any important crime of a certain

kind occurred, and I set myself to investigate it _a la_ Sherlock

Holmes, he used to listen to me in the way that so many people listen to

sermons in church; and when I was done he would stolidly announce that

the crime was the work of A, B, C, or D, naming some of his stock

heroes. Though a keen and shrewd police officer, the man was

unimaginative, and I thus accounted for the fact that his list was

always brief, and that the same names came up repeatedly. It was "Old

Carr," or "Wirth," or "Sausage," or "Shrimps," or "Quiet Joe," or "Red

Bob," etc., etc., one name or another being put forward according to the

kind of crime I was investigating.

It was easy to test my prosaic subordinate's statements by methods with

which I was familiar in secret-service work; and I soon found that he

was generally right. Great crimes are the work of great criminals, and

great criminals are very few. And by "great crimes" I mean, not crimes

that loom large in the public view because of their moral heinousness,

but crimes that are the work of skilled and resourceful criminals. The

problem in such cases is not to find the offender in a population of

many millions, but to pick him out from among a few definitely known

"specialists" in the particular sort of crime under investigation.

A volume might be filled with cases to illustrate my meaning; but a very

few must here suffice. It fell upon a day, for example, that a "ladder

larceny" was committed at a country house in Cheshire. It was the usual

story. While the family were at dinner, the house was entered by means

of a ladder placed against a bedroom window, all outer doors and

ground-floor windows having been fastened from outside by screws or wire

or rope; and wires were stretched across the lawn to baffle pursuit in

case the thieves were discovered. The next day the Chief Constable of

the county called on me; for, as he said, such a crime was beyond the

capacity of provincial practitioners, and he expected us to find the

delinquents among our pets at Scotland Yard. He gave me a vague

description of two strangers who had been seen near the house the day

before, and in return I gave him three photographs. Two of these were

promptly identified as the men who had come under observation. Arrest

and conviction followed, and the criminals received "a punishment suited

to their sin." One of them was "Quiet Joe"; the other, his special

"pal."

Their sentences expired about the time of my retirement from office, and

thus my official acquaintance with them came to an end. But in the

newspaper reports of a similar case the year after I left office, I

recognized my old friends. Rascals of this type are worth watching, and

the police had noticed that they were meeting at the Lambeth Free

Library, where their special study was provincial directories and books

of reference. They were tracked to a bookshop where they bought a map of

Bristol, and to other shops where they procured the plant for a "ladder

larceny." They then booked for Bristol and there took observations of

the suburban house they had fixed upon. At this stage the local

detectives, to whom of course the metropolitan officers were bound to

give the case, declared themselves and seized the criminals; and the

case was disposed of by a nine months' sentence on a minor issue.

Most people can be wise after the event, but even that sort of belated

wisdom seems lacking to the legislature and the law. If on the occasion

of their previous conviction, these men had been asked what they would

do on the termination of their sentence, they would have answered, "Why,

go back to business, of course; what else?" And at Bristol they would

have replied with equal frankness. On that occasion they openly

expressed their gratification that the officers did not wait to "catch

them fair on the job, as another long stretch would about finish

them"--a playful allusion to the fact that, as they were both in their

seventh decade, another penal servitude sentence would have seen the end

of them; whereas their return to the practice of their calling was only

deferred for a few months. Meanwhile they would live without expense,

and a paternal government would take care that the money found in their

pockets on their arrest would be restored to them on their release, to

enable them to buy more jimmies and wire and screws, so that no time

would be lost in getting to work. Such is our "punishment-of-crime"

system!

"Quiet Joe" made a good income by the practice of his profession; but he

was a thriftless fellow who spent his earnings freely, and never paid

income tax. "Old Carr" was of a different type. The man never did an

honest day's work in his life. He was a thief, a financier and trainer

of thieves, and a notorious receiver of stolen property. But though his

wealth was ill-gotten, he knew how to hoard it. Upon his last conviction

I was appointed statutory "administrator" of his estate. I soon

discovered that he owned a good deal of valuable house property. But

this I declined to deal with, and took charge only of his portable

securities for money. The value of this part of his estate may be

estimated by the fact that on his discharge he brought an action against

me for mal-administration of it, claiming L5000 damages, and submitting

detailed accounts in support of his claim. Mr. Augustine Birrell was my

leading counsel in the suit; and I may add that though the old rascal

carried his case to the Court of Appeal he did not get his L5000.

The man lived in crime and by crime; and old though he was (he was born

in 1828), and "rolling in wealth," he at once "resumed the practice of

his profession." He was arrested abroad this year during a trip taken to

dispose of some stolen notes, the proceeds of a Liverpool crime, and his

evil life came to an end in a foreign prison.

When I refused to deal with Carr's house property I allowed him to

nominate a friend to take charge of it, and he nominated a brother

professional, a man of the same kidney as himself, known in police

circles as "Sausage." A couple of years later, however, I learned from

the tenants that the agent had disappeared, and that their cheques for

rent had been returned to them. I knew what that meant, and at once

instituted inquiries to find the man, first in the metropolis and then

throughout the provinces; but my inquiries were fruitless. I learned,

however, that, when last at Scotland Yard, the man had said with

emphasis that "he would never again do anything at home." This was in

answer to a warning and an appeal; a warning that he would get no mercy

if again brought to justice, and an appeal to change his ways, as he had

made his pile and could afford to live in luxurious idleness. With this

clue to guide me, I soon learned that the man's insatiable zest for

crime had led him to cross the Channel in hope of finding a safer sphere

of work, and that he was serving a sentence in a French prison.

No words, surely, can be needed to point the moral of cases such as

these. The criminals who keep society in a state of siege are as strong

as they are clever. If the risk of a few years' penal servitude on

conviction gave place to the certainty of final loss of liberty, these

professionals would put up with the tedium of an honest life. Lombroso

theories have no application to such men. Benson, of the famous "Benson

and Kerr frauds," was the son of an English clergyman. He was a man of

real ability, of rare charms of manner and address, and an accomplished

linguist. Upon the occasion of one of Madame Patti's visits to America

he ingratiated himself with the customs officers at New York, and thus

got on board the liner before the arrival of the "Reception Committee."

He was of course a stranger to the great singer, but she was naturally

charmed by his appearance and bearing, and the perfection of his

Italian, and she had no reason to doubt that he had been commissioned

for the part he played so acceptably. And when the Reception Committee

arrived they assumed that he was a friend of Madame Patti's. Upon his

arm it was, therefore, that she leaned when disembarking. All this was

done with a view to carry out a huge fraud, the detection of which

eventually brought him to ruin. The man was capable of filling any

position; but the life of adventure and ease which a criminal career

provided had a fascination for him.

Facts like these failed to convince Dr. Max Nordau when he called upon

me years ago. At his last visit I put his "type" theory to a test. I had

two photographs so covered that nothing showed but the face, and telling

him that the one was an eminent public man and the other a notorious

criminal, I challenged him to say which was the "type." He shirked my

challenge. For as a matter of fact the criminal's face looked more

benevolent than the other, and it was certainly as "strong." The one was

Raymond _alias_ Wirth--the most eminent of the criminal fraternity of my

time--and the other was Archbishop Temple. Need I add that my story is

intended to discredit--not His Grace of Canterbury, but--the Lombroso

"type" theory.

Raymond, like Benson, had a respectable parentage. In early manhood he

was sentenced to a long term of imprisonment for a big crime committed

in New York. But he escaped and came to England. His schemes were

Napoleonic. His most famous _coup_ was a great diamond robbery. His

cupidity was excited by the accounts of the Kimberley mines. He sailed

for South Africa, visited the mines, accompanied a convoy of diamonds to

the coast, and investigated the whole problem on the spot. Dick Turpin

would have recruited a body of bushrangers and seized one of the

convoys. But the methods of the sportsmanlike criminal of our day are

very different. The arrival of the diamonds at the coast was timed to

catch the mail steamer for England; and if a convoy were accidentally

delayed _en route_, the treasure had to lie in the post office till the

next mail left. Raymond's plan of campaign was soon settled. He was a

man who could make his way in any company, and he had no difficulty in

obtaining wax impressions of the postmaster's keys. The postmaster,

indeed, was one of a group of admiring friends whom he entertained at

dinner the evening before he sailed for England.

Some months later he returned to South Africa under a clever disguise

and an assumed name, and made his way up country to a place at which the

diamond convoys had to cross a river ferry on their way to the coast.

Unshipping the chain of the ferry, he let the boat drift down stream,

and the next convoy missed the mail steamer. L90,000 worth of diamonds

had to be deposited in the strong room of the post office; and those

diamonds ultimately reached England in Raymond's possession. He

afterward boasted that he sold them to their lawful owners in Hatton

Garden.

If I had ever possessed L90,000 worth of anything, the government would

have had to find someone else to look after Fenians and burglars. But

Raymond loved his work for its own sake; and though he lived in luxury

and style, he kept to it to the last, organizing and financing many an

important crime.

A friend of mine who has a large medical practice in one of the London

suburbs told me once of an extraordinary patient of his. The man was a

_Dives_ and lived sumptuously, but he was extremely hypochondriacal.

Every now and then an urgent summons would bring the doctor to the

house, to find the patient in bed, though with nothing whatever the

matter with him. But the man always insisted on having a prescription,

which was promptly sent to the chemist. My friend's last summons had

been exceptionally urgent; and on his entering the room with unusual

abruptness, the man sprang up in bed and covered him with a revolver! I

might have relieved his curiosity by explaining that this eccentric

patient was a prince among criminals. Raymond knew that his movements

were matter of interest to the police; and if he had reason to fear

that he had been seen in dangerous company, he bolted home and "shammed

sick." And the doctor's evidence, confirmed by the chemist's books,

would prove that he was ill in bed till after the hour at which the

police supposed they had seen him miles away.

Raymond it was who stole the famous Gainsborough picture for which Mr.

Agnew had recently paid the record price of L10,000. I may here say that

the owner acted very well in this matter. Though the picture was offered

him more than once on tempting terms he refused to treat for it, save

with the sanction of the police. And it was not until I intimated to him

that he might deal with the thieves that he took steps for its recovery.

The story of another crime will explain my action in this case. The

Channel gang of thieves mentioned on a previous page sometimes went for

larger game than purses and pocket-books. They occasionally robbed the

treasure chest of the mail steamer when a parcel of valuable securities

was passing from London to Paris. Tidings reached me that they were

planning a _coup_ of this kind upon a certain night, and I ascertained

by inquiry that a city insurance company meant to send a large

consignment of bonds to Paris on the night in question. How the thieves

got the information is a mystery; their organization must have been

admirable. But Scotland Yard was a match for them. I sent officers to

Dover and Calais to deal with the case, and the men were arrested on

landing at Calais. But they were taken empty-handed. A capricious order

of the railway company's marine superintendent at Dover had changed the

steamer that night an hour before the time of sailing; and while upon

the thieves was found a key for the treasure chest of the advertised

boat, they had none for the boat in which they had actually crossed.

But, _mirabile dictu_, during the passage they had managed to get a wax

impression of it! We also got hold of a cloak-room ticket for a

portmanteau which was found to contain some L2000 worth of coupons

stolen by the gang on a former trip. The men included in the "bag" were

"Shrimps," "Red Bob," and an old sinner named Powell. But the criminal

law is skilfully framed in the interest of criminals, and it was

impossible to make a case against them. I succeeded, however, by dint of

urgent appeals to the French authorities, in having them kept in gaol

for three months.

And now for the point of my story. Powell had left a blank cheque with

his "wife," to be used in case he came to grief; and on his return to

England he found she had been false to him. She had drawn out all his

money, and gone off with another man; and the poor old rascal died of

want in the streets of Southampton.[G] He it was who was Raymond's

accomplice in stealing Mr. Agnew's picture, and with his death all hope

of a prosecution came to an end.

If my purpose here were to amuse, I might fill many a page with

narratives of this kind. But my object is to expose the error and folly

of our present system of dealing with crime. When a criminal court

claims to anticipate the judgment of the Great Assize in the case of a

hooligan convicted of some vulgar act of violence, the silliness and

profanity of the claim may pass unnoticed. But when the

"punishment-of-crime" system is applied to criminals of the type here

described, the imbecility of it must be apparent to all. With such men

crime is "the business of their lives." They delight in it. Their zest

for it never flags, even in old age. What leads men like Raymond or Carr

to risk a sentence of penal servitude is not a sense of want--that is a

forgotten memory. Nor is it even a craving for filthy lucre. The

controlling impulse is _a love of sport_, for every great criminal is a

thorough sportsman. And in the case of a man who is free from the

weakness of having a conscience, it is not easy to estimate the

fascination of a life of crime. Fancy the long-sustained excitement of

planning and executing crimes like Raymond's. In comparison with such

sport, hunting wild game is work for savages; salmon-fishing and

grouse-shooting, for lunatics and idiots!

The theft of the Gold Cup at Ascot illustrates what I am saying here.

The thieves arrived in motor cars; they were, we are told, "of

gentlemanly appearance, and immaculately dressed," and they paid their

way into the grand stand. The list of criminals of that type is a short

one; and no one need suppose that such men would risk penal servitude

for the paltry sum the cup would fetch. A crime involving far less risk

would bring them ten times as much booty. For no winner of the cup ever

derived more pleasure from the possession of it than the thieves must

have experienced as they drove to London with the treasure under the

seat of their motor car. For it was not the lust of filthy lucre, but

the love of sport that incited them to the venture. There are hundreds

of our undergraduates who would eagerly emulate the feat, were they not

deterred by its dangers. And a rule of three sum may explain my proposal

to put an end to such crimes. Let the consequences to the professional

criminal be made equal to what imprisonment would mean to a "Varsity"

man, and the thing is done.

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