CHAPTER XI.

A Dark Potion.--Olive-oil and Tar for the Face.--Olive-tar for

Inhalation.--Carbolic Lotion for Pimples.--Cure for Musquito

Bites.--Pale Blondes.--A French Marquise.--Deepening Colors by

Sunlight.--Seductive Cosmetics.--Nose-machine.--Finger Thimbles.

Neither distilled waters perfumed like May, nor embrocation smoother

than velvet, are this time to be offered you. The compound in its

ugliness is more like a witch’s potion, and the odor is generally

liked by those only who are used to it. But its merits are equal to

its ugliness--nay, so firmly am I persuaded of its effectiveness that

before sundown I doubt not its virtues will be in active test within

this household. Sea winds will roughen the face, and miscellaneous food

deteriorate the softest skins. There are wrinkles, too, showing their

first faint daring on the brow before the glass--wrinkles which had

no business there for ten years to come, at any rate. “What hand shall

soothe” their trace away?

It is a hunter’s prescription that comes in use. You will hear of it

along the Saranac, or up in the Franconia region, where the pines and

spruces yield fresh resins for its making. It is popular there for

its efficacy in keeping the black-flies and musquitoes away; yet even

hunters bear witness to its excellence in leaving the skin fair and

innocent. Thus runs the formula, simple enough, in all conscience,

yet how few will have the boldness to try it: Mix one spoonful of

the best _tar_ in a pint of pure olive or almond-oil, by heating the

two together in a tin cup set in boiling water. Stir till completely

mixed and smooth, putting in more oil if the compound is too thick to

run easily. Rub this on the face when going to bed, and lay patches

of soft old cloth on the cheeks and forehead to keep the tar from

rubbing off. The bed-linen must be protected by old sheets folded and

thrown over the pillows. The odor, when mixed with oil, is not strong

enough to be unpleasant--some people fancy its suggestion of aromatic

pine breath--and the black, unpleasant mask washes off easily with

warm water and soap. The skin comes out, after several applications,

soft, moist, and tinted like a baby’s. Certainly this wood ointment

is preferable to the household remedy for coarse skins of wetting in

buttermilk. Further, it effaces incipient wrinkles by softening and

refining the skin. The French have long used turpentine to efface

the marks of age, but the olive-tar is pleasanter. A pint of best

olive-oil costs about forty cents at the grocer’s; for the tar apply

to the druggist, who keeps it on hand for inhaling. A spoonful of the

mixture put in the water vase of a stove gives a faint pine odor to the

air of a room, which is very soothing to weak lungs. Physicians often

recommend it.

What is to be done with the malignant little red pimples that crop out

annoyingly at the close of warm weather? The cause is very plain.

When cool days check the perspiration, the system must send out matter

by some other outlet before it can adjust itself to the new state of

things. Nothing is better for the irritable face than bathing with a

dilution of carbolic acid--one teaspoonful of the common acid to a

pint of rose-water. The acid, as usually sold in solution, is about

one half the strength of really pure acid, which is very hard to find.

The recipe given above was furnished by a regular physician, and was

used on a baby, to soothe eruptions caused by heat, with the happiest

results. Care must be taken not to let the wash get into the eyes,

as it certainly will smart, though it may not be strong enough to do

further harm. No more purifying, healing lotion is known to medical

skill, and its work is speedy. Poor baby was not beautiful with his

face of unaccustomed spots and blotches, when the laving with the fluid

began at night, but next morning they were hardly visible. I commend

this again to mothers as a specific against those irritations with

which children suffer. For soothing musquito bites alone it is worth

all the camphor, soda washes, and hartshorn that ever were tried.

There is a word of comfort to-day for those most hopeless cases of

unloveliness, tow-colored blondes. Light hair of the faintest shade,

without a tinge of gold or auburn, is now fancied abroad. Chignons of

pale hair, dressed in abundant frizzes, command nearly as high a price

as those pure _blondes dorées_ which have been worth so many times

their weight in gold. Ladies of fashion in France dye their hair, or

rather bleach it, to this colorless state; and the effect is very

piquant with dark eyes and complexion. At the fêtes in Paris recently

a marchioness of daring taste attracted general admiration by her pale

tresses, relieved by profuse black velvet trimmings. Indeed, the only

wear for _très blondes_ is black, even if it is only black alpaca,

with transparent ruches at the neck and wrists. Let such not fear to

expose themselves to the fiercest sun to gain a shade or two of color

in the face. If the fine-grained skin which accompanies such hair take

on a pale, even brown, so much the better for artistic effect. Dark

eyes will give brilliancy to the dullest face; and dark they must be,

if the harmless crayon can make them so by skillful shading about the

light lashes. If ever art is a boon, it is when called in to change the

sickly whiteness of too blonde brows and lashes. We can hardly expect

that girls will carry their zeal for coloring so far as to feed for

months on the meal from sorghum seed, which has the powerful effect

of deepening the tint of the entire flesh--a phenomenon as true as

strange; but we must hope that they will live and work in the rays

of that great beautifier, the sun, which brings out and perfects all

undeveloped tones in Nature’s painting. Pale eyes darken in exercise

out-of-doors, and pasty skins grow prismatic like mother-of-pearl,

in that wonderful way which fascinated Monsieur Taine when he beheld

the miraculous brows and shoulders of English ladies. The idea did

not seem to suggest itself to the critical Frenchman, but it will to

every woman, that these charms were not wholly due to Nature. It is

bewildering to read the announcements of toilet preparations under

seductive names--rosaline, blanc de perle, rose-leaf powder, magnolia,

velvetine, _eau romaine d’or_, and the rest. Think of the potent

chemistry which waits outside our windows untried! Among the list of

“eyebrow pencils,” “nail polishes,” and lip salves, a foreign paper

brings to notice one invention which might be of use--a nose-machine,

which, we are told, so directs the soft cartilage that an ill-formed

nose is quickly shaped to perfection. No surgeon will deny that this is

possible to a great degree. That it would be a boon nobody can doubt,

seeing how many unfortunates walk the world whose noses have every

appearance of having been sat upon, or made acquainted with the nether

millstone. Long thimbles reaching to the second joint for shaping

fingers are a new device, though something of the kind was used by

very particular beauties fifty years ago. The only thing women would

not do to increase their comeliness is to put themselves on the rack,

unless indeed it were to live healthily.

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