Shall I break?” Minton asked. “I’ll play with spot for a change.”
Before he had completed his second break of twenty-eight the
Commissioner had fallen asleep with his cigar between his fingers. When
they had commenced he had been critical. But he broke down under the
monotony of the second moderate break.
For about a quarter of an hour the game went on, and all the variations
from “Hard lines!” to “Dammitall!” were indulged in by the players.
Minton had scored eighty against Koomadhi’s seventy-one, and was about
to play a hazard requiring great judgment, when his opponent came behind
him, saying--
“I don’t see how it can be done: a cannon is the easier game.”
“Well, I’ll try the hazard anyway, and try to leave the red over the
pocket.”
“You’ll need to do it very gently,” said his opponent, almost leaning
over him as he took his aim at the red ball.
For quite half a minute Minton hung over his cue, and in that space of
time Koomadhi had taken out of his pocket the curious stone shaped like
a broad ear, and had put it to his own mouth for a second or two while
he stood behind the player, returning it quickly to his pocket before
the cue had struck the ball.
“What a stroke!” cried Minton. “It would disgrace our friend Jacco.”
“I said the cannon was the easier game,” remarked Koomadhi, chalking his
cue. “Hallo! what are you going to do?”
“Who the mischief could play billiards a night like this in such a suit
of armour as this?” laughed Minton. He was in the act of pulling his
shirt over his head, and he spoke from within its folds. In another
second he was stripped to the waist. “Now, my friend,” he chuckled,
“we’ll see who’ll win this game. This is the proper rig for any one who
means to play billiards as billiards should be played.”
“I wouldn’t have done that if I were you,” said Koomadhi. “Come; you had
much better put on your shirt. The Commissioner may object.”
“Let him object,” laughed the half-naked man; “he’s an old fogey anyway.
Like most naval men, he has no heart in anything beyond the shape of a
button and the exact spot where it should be worn. How was it we had no
nuts for dinner, I should like to know?”
Koomadhi had made a cannon. He walked half-way round the table to get
the chalk, and in a second Major Minton had picked up the red ball and
slipped it into his pocket.
When Koomadhi turned to play the screw back, which he meant to do
carefully, only the white balls were on the table, and Minton denied all
knowledge of the whereabouts of the red.
Koomadhi laughed, and put his cue into the stand.
“Oh, I say, a joke’s a joke!” chuckled Minton, producing the ball from,
his pocket. “You won’t play any more? Oh, yes; we’ll have another game,
only for a change we’ll play it with our feet. Now, why the mischief
people don’t play it with their feet I can’t understand. It stands to
reason that the stroke must be far surer. I’ll show you what I mean.
Oh, confound those things!--I’ll have them off in a moment.”
“You’ll do nothing of the kind,” said the Doctor firmly, as Major Minton
kicked off his shoes and hastened to get rid of the only garments that
he was wearing. “For God’s sake, don’t make such a fool of yourself!”
He had caught his hands, preventing his carrying out his singular design
of illustrating the prehensile character of the muscles of the human
foot.
“Now, then, put on your shirt and finish your soda-water. I must be
off.”
Major Minton grinned, and, turning suddenly, caught Dr Koomadhi by the
tail of his dress-coat--he had just put it on--and with a quick jerk
upset him on the floor.
“God bless my soul!” cried the Commissioner, waking up.
Dr Koomadhi was brushing the dust off his waistcoat; Major Minton was
swinging halfway up one of the ropes that controlled the ventilator of
the roof.
“What in the name of all that’s ridiculous is this?” said the
Commissioner. “By the Lord! I seem to be still dreaming--a nightmare, by
George, sir!”
“I really must ask your pardon, sir,” said Koomadhi; “I had no idea that
the thing would go on so far as it has. Major Minton and I were having a
rather funny trial of strength. He was on one rope, I was on the other.
I let go my hold. Come down, man--come down--the game is over.”
“And a most peculiar game it seems to have been,” said the Commissioner.
“Great heavens! it can’t be possible that he took off his shirt!”
“It was very foolish, sir,” said Koomadhi. “I think I’ll say
good-night.”
The Commissioner paid no attention to him; all his attention was given
to his son-in-law, who was swinging negligently with one hand on the
ventilator rope. When he at last dropped to the floor, Minton rubbed his
eyes and looked around him in a dazed way.
“My God!” he muttered. “How do I come to be like this--this? Where’s my
shirt?”
“You should be ashamed of yourself, sir,” said the Commissioner sternly.
“What have you been drinking in your soda-water?”
“Nothing,” said Minton, putting on his shirt. “I drank nothing but
soda-water. What possessed me to make such an ass of myself I can’t
tell. I beg your pardon, Koomadhi. I assure you I didn’t mean to--why,
it all appears like a dream to me.”
“Oh, a dream! Good night, Dr Koomadhi,” said the Commissioner. “I’m
sorry that anything should happen----”
“Don’t say another word, sir, I entreat of you,” cried Koomadhi. “I fear
that I was, after all, the most to blame. I should have known where this
sort of horse-play was likely to land us. Good night, sir; I really feel
that an apology should come from me. Good night, Minton. No, no; don’t
say a word. I feel that I have disgraced myself for ever.”
Minton, now clothed and in his right mind, saw him off, and then
returned to the presence of his father-in-law. He knew that the
Commissioner was desirous of having a word or two with him, and he was
not the man to run away from such an interview. In fact, he himself was
anxious to have the first word; and he had it.
“Look here, sir,” he said; “I want to say that I know I made an infernal
fool of myself. Why I did it I can’t tell; I touched nothing but
soda-water all night.”
“Then there is the less excuse for your behaviour,” said the
Commissioner drily. “I don’t want to say anything more about this
unhappy business. Only, I will point out to you that Koomadhi could
easily make things very disagreeable for us if he were so minded. You
threw him on the floor. Heavens above!”
“I suppose I did throw him; but why?--why?--why?--that’s what I want to
know.”
“Perhaps an explanation may come to you in the course of a day or two.
You had better go to bed now.”
“Yes; I’ll go to bed. Only--of course there’s no reason why you should
let the matter go farther.”
“I certainly, for my own sake and yours, will keep it as secret as
possible. I only hope that Koomadhi----”
“Oh, Koomadhi is all right. But I don’t see that Gertrude or Letts
should hear anything of it.”
“They don’t hear anything of it from me, I promise you. Will you ring
for the lamps to be turned out?”
Dick Minton pulled the bell. His father-inlaw went to his bed without a
word.
But an hour had passed before Dick went to his room. He lit a cigar and
strolled away from the Residency to the brink of the sea; and there,
on the low scrub, looking out to the enormous rollers that broke on the
shallow beach two miles from where he stood, spreading their white foam
all around, he tried to think how it was he had been led to behave more
foolishly than he had ever behaved since the days of his youth.
He was not successful in his attempts in this direction.
And Dr Koomadhi also remained thinking his thoughts for fully half
an hour after reaching that pleasant verandah of his, which got every
breath that came inland from the sea.
“I can do it easily enough--yes, in his presence; but what good is that
to me?” he muttered. “No good whatever--just the opposite. I must have
the Khabela--ah, the Khabela! That works miles apart.”
Two days later he paid his visit to the Residency and drank tea with Mrs
Minton. He told her that he found it necessary to go up country for ten
days or so. He knew of a nice miasma tract, and he hoped to gain in a
few days as much information regarding its operations on the human frame
as he could obtain in as many years in the comparative salubriousness of
the coast.
Her husband did not put in an appearance while Koomadhi was in the
drawing-room. His wife reproached him for that.
He took her reproach meekly.