CHAPTER XII.

Woodstock--Brock District--Little England--Aristocratic Society in the

Bush--How to settle in Canada as a Gentleman should do--Reader, did

you ever Log?--Life in the Bush--The true Backwoods.

We arrived at Woodstock at eight p.m., and were delighted with the

rich appearance of the settlement and country, resembling some of the

best parts of England, and possessing a good road macadamized from

granite boulders.

Woodstock is a long village, neatly and chiefly built of wood, fifty

three miles from Hamilton. It is the county town of the Brock

district; and here numbers of gentlemen of small fortunes have settled

themselves from England and Ireland. It is a thriving place, and their

cottages and country houses are chiefly built, and their grounds laid

out, in the English style, with park palings. Sir John Colborne has

the merit of settling this loyal population in the centre of the

western part of Canada.

The old road went through a place called absurdly enough Paris, from

the quantity of gypsum with which the neighbourhood abounds; and fine

specimens of silurian fossils of the trilobite family and of

madrepores, millepores, and corallics, are found here. Love's Hotel is

the best in the village, and a good one it is.

What with the truly English scenery of the Oak Plains, the good road,

and the British style of settlement, Woodstock would appear to be the

spot at which a man tired of war's alarms should pitch his tent; and

accordingly there are many old officers here; but the land is dear and

difficult now to obtain. A recent traveller says it is the most

aristocratic settlement in the province, and contains, within ten

miles round, scions of the best English and Irish families; and that

the society is quite as good as that of an average country

neighbourhood at home. The price of land he quotes at £4 sterling an

acre for cleared, and from £1 to £1 10s. for wild land. A friend of

his gave £480 for sixty cleared and one hundred uncleared acres, with

a log house, barn, and fences.

He moreover gives this useful information, that very few gentlemen

farmers do more than make their farms keep their families, and never

realize profit: thus, he says, a single man going to Woodstock to

settle ought to have at least one hundred pounds a year income quite

clear, after paying for his land, house, and improvements.

I have seen a good deal of farming and of farmers in Canada. Farming

there is by no means a life of pleasure; but, if a young man goes into

the Bush with a thorough determination to chop, to log, to plough, to

dig, to delve, to make his own candles, kill his own hogs and sheep,

attend to his horses and his oxen, and "bring in firing at requiring,"

and abstains from whiskey, it signifies very little whether he is

gentle or simple, an honourable or a homespun, he will get on. Life in

the Bush is, however, no joke, not even a practical one. It involves

serious results, with an absence of cultivated manners and matters,

toil, hardship, and the effects of seasoning, including ague and

fever.

_Recipe._--First buy your land in as fine a part of the province as

possible, then build your log-hut, and a good barn and stable, with

pig and sheep-pens. Then commence with a hired hand, whom you must not

expect to treat you _en seigneur_, and who will either go shares with

you in the crops, or require £30 currency a year, and his board and

lodging.

Begin hewing and hacking till you have cleared two or three acres for

wheat, oats, and grass, with a plot for potatoes and Indian corn.

When you have cut down the giant trees, then comes the logging.

Reader, did you ever log? It is precious work! Fancy yourself in a

smock-frock, the best of all working dresses, having cut the huge

trees into lengths of a few feet, rolling these lengths up into a

pile, and ranging the branches and brush-wood for convenient

combustion; then waiting for a favourable wind, setting fire to all

your heaps, and burying yourself in grime and smoke; then rolling up

these half-consumed enormous logs, till, after painful toil, you get

them to burn to potash.

Wearied and exhausted with labour and heat, you return to your cabin

at night, and take a peep in your shaving-glass. You start back, for,

instead of the countenance you were charmed to meet at the weekly

beard reckoning, you see a collier's face, a collier's hands, and your

smock-frock converted into a charcoal-burner's blouse.

Cutting down the forest is hard labour enough until practice makes you

perfect; chopping is hard work also; but logging, logging--nobody

likes logging.

Then, when you plough afterwards, or dig between the black stumps,

what a pleasure! Every minute bump goes the ploughshare against a

stone or a root, and your clothes carry off charcoal at a railroad

pace.

It takes thirty years for pine-stumps to decay, five or six for the

hard woods; and it is of no use to burn the pine-roots, for it only

makes them more iron-like; but then the neighbours, if you have any,

are usually kind: they help you to log, and to build your log-hut.

Your food too is very spicy and gentlemanlike in the Bush: barrels of

flour, barrels of pork, fat as butter and salt as brine, with tea,

sugar--maple-sugar, mind, which tastes very like candied

horehound--and a little whiskey, country whiskey, a sort of

non-descript mixture of bad kirschwasser with tepid water, and not of

the purest _goût_. Behold your _carte_. If you have a gun, which you

must have in the Bush, and a dog, which you may have, just to keep you

company and to talk to, you may now and then kill a Canada pheasant,

ycleped partridge, or a wild duck, or mayhap a deer; but do not think

of bringing a hound or hounds, for you can kill a deer just as well

without them, and I never remember to have heard of a young settler

with hounds coming to much good. Moreover, the old proverb says, a man

may be known by his followers: and it is as absurd for a poor fellow,

without money, to have great ban-dogs at his heels, as it would be for

a rich nobleman to live in his garret upon bread and water. Moreover,

in Canada, most sportsmen are mere idlers, and generally neglectful

either of their professions or of their farms. Many a fine young

fellow has been ruined in Canada, by fancying it very fine to copy the

officers of the army in their sportsmanship, forgetting that these

officers could afford both in time and money what they could not.

Keep your house, and your house will keep you. Almost all settlers too

have mothers, wives, sisters, brothers, cousins, to assist them, or to

provide for; and, if they are industrious, a few years make them happy

and independent.

Even £50 a year of clear income in the Bush is a very pretty sum, and

£100 per annum places you on the top of the tree--a magnate, a

magistrate, a major of militia.

I know many, many worthy families, who live well with their pensions

or their half-pay.

What a luxury to have your own land, two hundred acres!--to live

without the chandler, the butcher, the baker, the huxter, and the

grocer! Tea, a little sugar and coffee, these are your real luxuries.

Soap you make out of the ley of your own potash; fat you get from your

pigs or your sheep, which supply you with candles and food; and by and

by the good ox and the fatted calf, the turkey, the goose, and the

chicken, give your frugal board an air of gourmandism; whilst in this

climate all the English garden vegetables and common fruits require

only a little care to bring them to perfection. Indian corn and

buckwheat make excellent cakes and hominy; and you take your own wheat

to be ground at the nearest mill, where the miller requires no money,

but only grist. In like manner, the boards for your house are to be

had at the sawmill for logs, for potash, for wheat, for oats.

Keep a few choice books for an evening, and provide yourself with

stout boots and shoes, a good coat, and etceteras, besides your

smock-frock and shooting-jacket of fustian, and its continuations, and

let the rest follow; for you will at last take to wear country

homespun, when occasions of state do not require it otherwise, such as

church and tea-parties of more than ordinary interest.

People talk about life in the Bush as they do about life in London,

without knowing very much about either. Backwoods and backwoodsmen are

novelties which amuse for the moment. A backwoodsman, who never worked

at a farm, although he may be much in the habit of seeing farmers, has

not always just conceptions. He must not live in a village newly made,

but actually reside in a log-hut, just erecting, to know what life in

the Bush is. Gentlemen and lady travellers are the worst judges

possible, because, even if they go and visit their friends, the best

foot is always put foremost to receive them, and vanity or love

induces every sacrifice to make them comfortable.

They see nothing of the labours of the seven months' winter, of the

aguish wet autumn, of the uncertain spring, of the tropical summer, of

ice, of frost, of musquitoes and black flies, of mud and mire, of

swamp and rock, of all the innumerable drawbacks with which the spirit

of the settler has to contend, or the very coarse and scanty fare to

solace him after his toils of the day.

See a young pair of brothers, sons of an officer of high rank, whose

father dying left them but partially provided for, with a mother and

several grown-up daughters.

They fly to France to live. This resource might, by a war, be soon

broken up. The sons collect what remains of money--they arrive in

Canada. They purchase cheap land far in the interior, miles away from

any town. They build a log-hut, clear their land, and accumulate

gradually the furniture and household goods. Toil, toil, toil. The

log-hut is enlarged. The mother and daughters are invited from home to

join their "life in the Bush." They are expected. Everything is made

comfortable for them. The brothers are chopping in the woods--night

approaches. They return--return to find their log-house, furniture,

wardrobe, books, linen--every thing consumed. They are wanderers in

the wilderness. Do they despair? Yes, because one brother, the

strongest, takes cold--he lingers, he dies.

The survivor, indomitable, yet bowing under his accumulated

afflictions, assisted by his neighbours, builds another log-house. His

mother and sisters arrive, are dispersed among the nearest neighbours,

get the ague. Struggle, struggle, struggle! on, on, on! The pension

here is of service. The girls, brought up in luxury, scions of a good

race, turn their hands cheerfully to do every thing. Their conduct is

admired. Other settlers from the gentry at home arrive with some

capital. The locality turns out good. The girls marry well. The

surviving son, ten years afterwards, has four hundred acres of his

own--thinks of building a house fit for a gentleman farmer to live in,

and is surrounded by broad acres of wheat, without a stump to be seen,

with a large flock of sheep grazing peacefully on his green meadows,

and cattle enough to secure him from want.

This is one case, under my own eye, and the moral of it is, neither of

the sons drank whiskey.

Look at another picture. An officer of respectable rank, young and

tired of the service, where promotion is not even in prospect, settles

in Canada--he has money. He buys at once a fine tract of forest,

converts it by his money into a fertile farm, builds an excellent

house, furnishes it, marries.

Knowing nothing of farming, fond of his dogs and his gun, delighted in

a canoe and duck-shooting, absent day after day in the deer-tracks,

occasionally killing a wolf or a bear, absorbed in sport, he leaves

his farm to the sole care of an industrious man, who receives half

the crops. He is cheated at every turn; the man buys with the profits

land for himself, and leaves him abruptly.

The fine house requires repairs, the fences get out of order, the

cattle and the pigs roam wherever they like. Money, too much money,

has been laid out. The fine young man perhaps becomes a confirmed

drunkard. _Voilà le fin!_

This is another case under my own observation, and I very much regret

indeed to say that, of the class of gentlemen settlers, it is by far

more frequent and observable than the first. Habits of shooting beget

habits of drinking and smoking; and it is not at all uncommon in the

backwoods to see a man whom you have known on the sunny side of St.

James's, dressed in the height of fashion, and of most elegant

manners, walking along with his pointer and his gun in a smock-frock

or blouse, a pipe, a clay-pipe stuck in the ribbon of his hat, and

with evident tokens of whiskey upon him.

If he works at his farm, which all who are not overburthened with

riches must do, and those that are usually remain in England, he works

hard; and then reflect, reader, that chopping and logging, that

cradling wheat and ploughing land, are not mere amusements, but entail

the original ban, the sweat of the brow--he must every now and then

drink, drink, drink. I have seen a man who would otherwise have been a

high ornament to society, whose acquirements were very great, and who

brought out an excellent library, abandon literature and his army

manners, and drink whiskey, not by the glass but by the tumbler. And

what is it, you will naturally ask, that can induce a reasoning soul

to do thus? Why!--lack of society, want of current information, the

long and tedious winter, and the labours of spring and of autumn. In

fact, it is "the backwoods," the listlessness of the backwoods, which,

like the opposite extreme, the fatuity and _blasé_ life of a great

metropolis, causes men to rush into insane extremes to avoid

reflection. The mind is dulled and blunted.

The following facts, translated from an interesting article in the

"_Mélanges Religieux_," a Roman Catholic periodical, published in

Montreal, in the French language, may be relied on, to show how

narrowed the ideas of a man constantly residing in the woods are:--

"There arrived in Montreal, on Wednesday last, a

young man about twenty years of age, who had come

down from Hudson's Bay, without having, during his

long journey, stopped in any town, village, or

civilized settlement; so that he stumbled into

Montreal with as little idea of a town or of

civilization as if he had fallen from the moon, for

he had lived on the northern shores of the bay, and

had but seldom visited the fur-trading

establishments. He had only last spring seen, at

Abbititi, Messieurs Moreau and Durauquet, the Roman

Catholic Missionaries. He was born of Roman

Catholic parents, his father being Scotch, his

mother Irish. But he had never left the woods nor

the life in the wilds, and had never seen a priest

before last spring. How strange must have been the

emotions in the breast of this young man on finding

himself thus suddenly cast into the midst of this

large town, as one would throw a bale of furs! He

expressed his feelings at the time as partaking

more of stupor than of admiration.

"When he had recovered from the confusion of his

ideas consequent upon the novelty of his situation,

he sought the Bishop's residence, according to the

instructions of his father; and at length found

himself more at ease, for, understanding his

singular position, those he there met with assisted

him to collect his scattered thoughts. In answer to

the questions addressed to him (he speaks English,

and can read and write), he replied that he could

not consent to live in such a place; that the noise

deafened him, while the crowds of people, running

in all directions, agitated and astonished him in a

manner he could not explain. He experienced a

sensation of suffocation on finding himself

enclosed, as it were, in streets of lofty houses;

he saw and admired nothing, being every moment in

dread of losing himself in the labyrinth of

streets, more difficult for him to recognize than

the scarcely marked pathways of his native forests.

He was not curious to see any thing, and felt only

the desire to fly at once, and again to breathe

freely, away from what he felt to be the restraints

of civilization. He was taken to the cathedral,

where he saw the pictures, the paintings on the

roof, and all the ornaments of the church--they

were explained to him, and he prayed before the

high altar and that of the Holy Virgin. He believed

all the instructions of the Church, and was

sufficiently informed to receive baptism. During

his visit to the church, the organ was played, and

an explanation was given him of its harmony. In the

midst of all these to him surprising novelties, he

was asked what was the predominant sensation in his

mind; he answered fear, and that his other feelings

he was unable to explain.

"This simple child of nature, the _naïveté_ of

whose language, emotions, and habits so strongly

contrasted with the surrounding artificial

civilization, afforded a singular study to those

present. However humiliating to our self-love, the

conduct of this young man abundantly proved that

the civilization of which we are so proud, our

buildings, our wealth, our industry, all our

activity and noise, do not fill with the admiration

we expect those who are brought up far from our

opulent cities and our artificial manners. Nature,

in these immense solitudes, in these primitive

manners, has then charms unknown to us, to be

preferred to those which, in our existing state, we

find so incomparable. We must here close our

reflections, for fear of falling into paradoxes

difficult to be avoided in questions of this

nature.

"This young man has departed, without regret, and

has gone to the township of Raudon, where he has

relations. There he will again find forests, and

will be able to breathe freely, without fearing

that the lofty dwellings of the city will intercept

his view of the blue sky and the bright sun which

he loves."

Even near population, the settler has, in his way to town and market,

to bait his cattle at roadside taverns, where the bar is the place of

business, where he meets neighbours, and hears the news of the market

and of the world; and the facility with which, throughout Upper

Canada, these grog-shops obtain licenses from the magistrates is so

great that the evil every day increases.

In towns, this is most particularly observed, and also that, under the

designation of "beer-licenses" the most infamous houses for drinking

and vice are suffered to exist. It is full time that the parliament

interfered with these license-granters, who increase intemperance

instead of using their magisterial office to put a stop to it. Father

Matthew's principles are much wanted in Canada West.

In Eastern Canada, or, as it is better known, Lower Canada, the

contrary is the case. The Canadian French, as a people, are temperate,

although the canoe and batteaux men, lumberers and voyageurs, from

the lonely and hard lives they lead, drink to excess; yet the Canadian

is a sober character.

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