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THE FFOLLIOTS OF REDMARLEY
by
L. ALLEN HARKER
JOHN MURRAY
TO
MABEL VIOLET JEANS.
For that dread "move" you saw me through,
For all the things you found to do.
For china washed and pictures hung--
And oh, those books, the hours among!
For merry heart that goes all day,
For jest that turns work into play,
For all the dust and dusters shared,
For that dear self you never spared:
And most of all, that all of it
Was light with laughter, spiced with wit--
Take, dear, my love, and with it take
The little book you helped to make.
First Edition . . . . . . . July, 1913
Cheaper Edition . . . . . . September, 1919
Reprinted . . . . . . . . . January, 1925
THE FFOLLIOTS OF REDMARLEY
CHAPTER I
ELOQUENT
"Father, what d'you think we'd better call him?" Mrs Gallup asked, when
the baby was a week old; "have you thought of a name?"
"I've _fixed_ on a name," her husband replied, triumphantly. "The
child shall be called Eloquent."
"Eloquent," Mrs Gallup repeated, dubiously. "That's a queer name,
isn't it? 'Tisn't a name at all, not really."
"It's going to be my son's name, anyhow," Mr Gallup retorted,
positively. "I've thought the matter out, most careful I've considered
it, and that's the name my son's got to be called . . . Eloquent
Gallup he'll be, and a very good name too."
"But why Eloquent?" Mrs Gallup persisted. "How d'you know as he'll
_be_ eloquent? an' if he isn't, that name'll make him a laughing-stock.
Suppose he was to grow up one of them say-nothing-to-nobody sort of
chaps, always looking down his nose, and afraid to say 'Bo' to a goose:
what's he to _do_ with such a name?"
"There's no fear my son will grow up a-say-nothing-to-nobody sort of
chap," said Mr Gallup, boastfully. "I'll take care of that. Now you
listen to me, mother. You know the proverb 'Give a dog a bad name'----"
"I never said it was a bad name," Mrs Gallup pleaded.
"I should think you didn't--but look here, if it's true of a bad name,
mustn't it be equally true of a good one? Why, it's argument, it's
logic, that is. Call a boy Eloquent and ten to one he'll _be_
eloquent, don't you see?"
"But what d'you want him to be eloquent for?" Mrs Gallup enquired
almost tearfully. "What good will it do him--precious lamb?"
"There's others to be thought of as well as 'im," Mr Gallup remarked,
mysteriously.
"Who? More children?" asked Mrs Gallup. "I don't see as he'd need to
be eloquent just to mind his little brother or sister."
"Ellen Gallup, you listen to me. That babe lying there on your knee
with a red face all puckered up is going to sway the multitude." Mrs
Gallup gasped, and clutched her baby closer. "He's going to be one of
those whose voice shall ring clarion-like"--here Mr Gallup
unconsciously raised his own, and the baby stirred uneasily--"over"--he
paused for a simile--he had been going to say "land and sea," but it
didn't finish the sentence to his liking, "far and wide," he concluded,
rather lamely.
Mrs Gallup made no remark, so he continued: "Eloquent Gallup shall be a
politician. Some day he'll stand for parlyment, _and he'll get in_,
and when he's there he'll speak up and he'll speak out for the rights
of his fellow men, and he'll proclaim their wrongs."
And there and then, as if in vindication of his father's belief in him,
the baby began to roar so lustily that further converse was impossible.
A week later, the baby was baptized Eloquent Abel Gallup. Abel was a
concession to his mother's qualms. It was his father's name, and by
her it was looked upon as a loophole of escape for her son, should
Eloquent prove a misnomer.
"After all," she reflected, "if the poor chap shouldn't have the gift
of the gab, Abel's a good everyday workin' name, and he can drop the E
if it suits 'im. 'Tain't always them as has most to say does most,
that's certain; and why his father's so set on him being one of those
chaps forever standing on platforms and haranguing passes me. I never
see no good come of an election yet, an' I've seen plenty of harm: what
with drinkin' and quarrellin', and standin' for hours at street corners
argifying. Politics is all very well in their place, but let it be a
small place, says I, and let 'em keep there."
Abel Gallup was fifty years old and his wife over forty when they
married; staid, home-loving people both. Abel's business was that of
"a General Outfitter," and "The Golden Anchor" that was hung over the
entrance to the shop presided over the fortunes of a sound, going
concern. Only ready-made clothes were sold, only ready money was
accepted. They were well-to-do, and living simply above their shop in
the main street of Marlehouse were able to save largely.
Abel Gallup, however, was not merely a keen man of business and
successful tradesman. He was, in addition, an idealist and a dreamer
of dreams; but so shrewd and level-headed was he, that he kept the two
things quite apart. His business was never neglected, and he returned
to it all the fresher, inasmuch as in his off times his mind was
ardently concerned with other things.
He was a self-educated, self-made man, who had started as shop-boy and
risen to be proprietor. He had always been interested in politics, and
in their study had found the relaxation that others sought in art,
music, literature, or less intellectual pursuits. He was proud of his
liking for politics, counting it for much righteousness that he should
be able to find such joy in what he considered so useful and important
a matter. In fact, he had a habit of saying, "Seek ye first the
Kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be
added unto you," with the comfortable reflection that such temporal
prosperity as had been added to him was probably a reward for his
abstention from all frivolous pleasures. He had no particular desire
to rise in the world, himself. When he married, comparatively late in
life, it was a woman of his own class, a comely, sensible,
"comfortable" woman, who would order his house well, and see to it that
there was "no waste."
She did all this; but she did infinitely more. She gave him a son, and
in that son all his hopes and dreams, his secret humilities and
unconscious vanities, his political devotions and antipathies were all
brought together and focussed in one great determination that this son
of his should have all that he had been denied; that in this son every
one of his own inarticulate aspirations should find a voice.
He was a Congregationalist and a prominent member of this sect, the
chief dissenting body in Marlehouse. He read little poetry and no
fiction, but he was widely read in and thoroughly conversant with all
the political events and controversies of both his own generation and
of the one before it. A political meeting was to him what a
public-house is to the habitual drunkard; he could not pass it. He
never spoke in public himself, but he longed to do so with a longing
that was intense as it was hopeless. He knew his limitations, and was
quite conscious that his English was not that of the platform.
Little Eloquent could never remember when he first began to hear the
names that were afterwards to be the most familiar household words to
him. Two names, two personalities ever stood out in memory as an
integral part of his child-life--those of William Ewart Gladstone and
John Bright.
These were his father's idols.
They glowed, fixed planets in the political firmament, stable,
unquenchable, a lamp to the feet of the faithful. Each shining with a
steady radiance that the divergence in their views on many points could
neither confuse nor obscure.
The square, dogged, fighting face of the man of peace; the serene,
scholarly, aquiline features of the great Liberal leader were familiar
to the little boy as the face of his own father.
That John Bright died when Eloquent was about six made no difference in
his influence. There were two likenesses of him in the sitting-room,
and under one of these the words were inscribed: "Be just and fear
not"; and Eloquent, who was brought up to look upon justice as the
first of political virtues, used to wonder wistfully whether such
fearlessness could be achieved by one whose face at present showed none
of those characteristics of force, strength, and pugnacity manifested
in the portraits of the great commoner. But he found comfort in the
reflection that "Dada," mirror of all the virtues, was yet quite mild
and almost insignificant in appearance; a small, stout, dapper, very
clean-looking little tradesman, with trim white whiskers, a bald head,
and a round, rosy face, wherein shrewd, blue eyes twinkled cheerfully.
No, dada bore not the slightest resemblance either to Mr Gladstone or
Mr Bright, and yet, Eloquent reflected, "what a man he was!" Dada was
the chief factor in Eloquent's little world--law-giver, lover, and
friend.
It is probable that his childhood would have been more normal and less
politically precocious had his mother lived. But she died when he was
four years old, a fortnight after the birth of a little sister who
lived but a few hours.
Abel Gallup's sister came to keep house for them, and luckily, she,
like his wife, was sensible and kindly, but she stood in great awe of
her brother and never dreamt of criticising his conduct. Now his wife
had never spared him her caustic, common-sense comments. Politics,
especially where they might have affected the well-being of the child,
were strictly kept in their proper place, And naturally she considered
that, in the upbringing of a very small boy, that place should be
remote almost to invisibility.
With her death all this was altered. Abel Gallup was very lonely, and
turned to his little son for comfort. The child was biddable, loving,
and gentle, and "to please his dada" had ever been held before him as
his highest honour and duty.
Before he could read he could repeat long portions from the various
speeches his father particularly admired; he learned by heart easily
and had a retentive memory, and his father had only to say over a
sentence two or three times when the child was word perfect. It gave
Abel Gallup the most exquisite delight to stand his little son between
his knees and hear the stirring, sonorous sentences rolled out in the
high, child voice; and even in those early days he used to impress upon
Eloquent that when he was grown-up he "would have to speak different to
dada."
And little Eloquent, not realising that his father referred merely to
accent and general grammar, would puzzle for hours wondering how such
men as Mr Gladstone or John Bright would express their common wants.
In what lofty terms, for instance, would Mr Gladstone inform his aunt,
if he had an aunt, that his collar was frayed at the back and was
scratching his neck. This, Eloquent felt, was quite a likely
contingency, "seeing as he wore 'em so high." And how, he wondered,
would Mr John Bright intimate delicately to the authorities who ruled
his home that he hoped there would be pork for dinner on Sunday and
plenty of crackling. He felt certain that Mr Bright would be
sympathetic in the matter of crackling; he didn't know why, but he was
sure of it. Equally convinced was he that the great statesman would
express his desire in impressive and rhetorical language. He repeated
"bits" from the speeches that he knew, to see if he could fasten on a
chance phrase here and there that could be introduced into the common
conversations of life; but they never did fit, and he was fain to
express his small wants in the plain language of the folk about him.
Another name floated vague and nebulous among the impressions of very
early childhood: that of one Herbert Spencer; and this was curious, for
Abel Gallup was what he would himself have described as "a sincere
Believer." Nevertheless, he was immensely attracted by the
philosopher's _Study of Sociology_, and little Eloquent was made to
learn and repeat many long bits from that dispassionate work. There
was no portrait of Mr Herbert Spencer hanging upon the walls; he was
not a living force, a real presence, like Mr Gladstone or Mr Bright; he
spake not with the words of "a great soul greatly stirred"; yet there
was something in his polished and logical sentences that gave Eloquent
a doubtless quite erroneous sense of his personality, and of a certain
aloofness in his attitude. He never called into council the "bits"
from Mr Herbert Spencer in order to find majestic language in which to
express the ordinary wants of life.
Eloquent was taken to his first political meeting when he was six years
old, and he fell asleep before he had been there half an hour. His
father put his arm round the child, rested the heavy little head
against his shoulder and let him sleep in peace. Not even the cheering
woke him, and his father carried him home, still sleeping. Perhaps
Abel believed that in some mysterious manner the child absorbed the
opinions of the speakers through the pores. He was not in the least
annoyed with the little boy for falling asleep, nor did his tender
years prevent a repetition of the experiment a few months later. This
time Eloquent kept awake for nearly an hour. He was dreadfully bored,
but at the same time felt very elated and important. He was the only
little boy in the hall.
Abel Gallup was never tired of impressing upon Eloquent that "the
people had the power, and the people had the votes to send you to
parlyment or keep you out. Don't you be misled, my boy, by them as
would wish you to try to please the gentry by and bye. The gentry's
few and the people's many. I don't say a word against the gentry,
mind, they're all right in their proper place, and very pleasant they
be, some of them, but when the time comes for you to stand, just you
remember that even hereabout there's hundreds of little houses for one
manshun, and in every one of those little houses there's a vote, and
you can have it if you go the right way about. When you're _in_,
Eloquent, then you can hob-a-nob with the gentry if it so pleases you;
but _till_ you're in, remember it's the working man as can make or mar
you."
Eloquent's aunt, Miss Gallup, had for many years "kept" the post-office
and general shop in the village of Redmarley; but when her brother
asked her to come and look after his home and his motherless child, she
did not hesitate. She resigned her position of post-mistress, sold the
good-will of her shop, and went to live in Marlehouse at "The Sign of
the Golden Anchor."
She did not lose her interest in Redmarley, however; she had many
friends there, and it was one of the treats of little Eloquent's
childhood to drive there with his aunt "in a shay," to spend the
afternoon in the woods, and have tea afterwards either with the
housekeeper at the "Manshun" or in one of the cottages in the village.
In those days, only one old gentleman lived at the "Manshun." He "kept
himself very much to himself," so aunt said, and Eloquent never saw him
except from an upper window in the Golden Anchor, when he happened to
drive through Marlehouse.
Neither did the little boy ever see much of the interior of the
"Manshun" itself, except the housekeeper's room, which was down a
passage just inside the back entrance.
It was during these visits to the housekeeper at Redmarley that it
first dawned upon Eloquent that there could be two opinions as to the
absolute righteousness of the Liberal Cause. Moreover, he found out
that his aunt's political views were not on all fours with those of his
father. This last discovery was quite a shock to him, and there was
worse in store. For while he sat in solemn silence devouring bread and
jam at the housekeeper's well-spread table, with his own ears he heard
her dare to speak of the Grand Old Man as "that there Gladstone," and
the butler, an imposing gentleman in black, actually described him as
"a snake in the grass."
"It's curious, Miss Gallup," the butler said, thoughtfully, "that your
brother should be that side in politics, and him so well-to-do and all.
If he'd been in the boot trade now, I could have understood it--there's
something in the smell of leather that breeds Radicals like a bad drain
breeds fever; but clothes now, and lining and neck-ties and hosiery,
you'd think they'd have a softening effect on a man. Dissenter, too,
he is, isn't he?"
"My brother's altogether out of the common run," Miss Gallup remarked,
rather huffily. She might deplore his politics herself--when she was
some distance away from him--but no one else should presume to find
fault. "He may be mistaken in his views--I think he is mistaken--but
that don't alter the fact that he's a very successful man: a solid man,
well thought of in Marlehouse, I can tell you."
"Dada says," Eloquent broke in, "that he's successful _because_ of his
views."
"Well, to be sure," exclaimed the housekeeper in astonishment, "who'd
have thought the child could understand."
"The child," groaned Miss Gallup, "hears nothing but politics all day
long--it turns me cold sometimes, it does really."