A TALE.

Ergo agite, et lætum cuncti celebremus honorem.--_Virgil_.

Risum teneatis amici?--_Horace_.

I do not know that the celebration of a Fourth of July in a country

village has ever been thought worthy of appearing in print; nor do I

know that a tale, founded on such a celebration, has ever been written;

and I doubt whether the fancy of any of our geniuses has ever pictured

such a subject, either with the pen or pencil. Many of your readers

will perhaps be amazed at the thought of such a subject for a tale; but

permit me to ask, why not a tale of the Fourth of July as well as any

other? Is it because the hearts of a free people, rejoicing on the

anniversary of the day which gave them liberty, throb in harmony, and

therefore can afford neither novelty nor variety? Granted. But are

there not various modes of manifesting, more or less appropriately, the

inward emotions of our hearts? Are not our ideas dissimilar as to the

manner of exhibiting our feelings, according to our various means,

situations and vocations in life--high or low--in cities, towns and

country? Then wherefore not? We have read of tales of wo, and tales of

bliss, and tales of neither; and, this being the case, I am imboldened

to this undertaking, leaving to the better judgment of the reader to

assign it to whichever class it properly belongs.

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At the foot of a slope, and on the right of a stream compressed between

two abrupt and craggy hills, covered with oaks and pines, stands a

small village, remarkable only for the rude and romantic scenery which

surrounds it. Access to it from the left side of the stream can only be

gained by a rocky, rugged and declivous road, the greater part of which

seems to have been either blasted or hewed out of the side of a hill,

around which it winds at a considerable height above the water--and, at

its termination is a neat frame bridge, which when crossed admits you

into the village. This stream bounds a conterminous portion of two

counties bordering upon the Potomac, into which it empties itself at

about five miles below the village, where the influx and reflux of the

tides are felt. Although there is considerable depth of water at the

village sufficient to float vessels of a large size, yet the clayey

alluvion brought down by the stream, and reacted upon by the river at

their junction, becomes a deposite which forms a kind of bar, over

which none but small crafts can pass. The number of inhabitants may be

estimated at from two to three hundred, the greater part of whom are

attached to a cotton factory but recently erected, and the remainder,

with the exception of a few families of consideration, are more or less

connected with the country and merchant mills, established many years

since, from which the village has its origin and perhaps its name.

The beating of a drum, and the shrill and false tones of a fife, at

dawn of day, betokened to the villagers who still reposed upon their

pillows, that the glorious birthday of independence was likely not to

be passed unobserved, as hitherto it had been. This novel, and, in

effect, startling ushering of the day, soon brought them upon their

feet, and ere the sun had peered over the eastern, or crested the brows

of the western, mounts, the streets, such as they are, had become quite

enlivened. Most of the villagers had never heard the sounds of martial

music, and the greater number of those who had, were indebted to the

troops that had passed through the village during the late war. Those

who had never seen nor heard the sounds of a drum and fife, disclosed

their amazement by their gazing eyes and mouths agape. To a looker on,

the performers could not but be remarkable. A European, tall, erect,

lank, and already tippled, thumped away upon a drum, the vellum of the

nether end of which was rent,--followed by a stout, awry necked,

crumped backed and limping African, as _fifer_--a contrast at once

striking and ludicrous, hobbled along, most earnestly occupied with

their _reveille_, heedless of the gaze of the wonderstruck

multitude--the din of their music echoing and reverberating from the

surrounding hills. The _drummer_ had been such in the United States

Marines, and had but recently quitted the service--and though not

sober, his performance was far from being bad. The _fifer_ had served

in that capacity during the revolutionary war. His finger, stiff from

long disuse of the instrument, which he had preserved with religious

care since that epoch, did not allow him to give but an imperfect

specimen of his store of marches and quicksteps in vogue at that time,

and his recollection of them was scarcely better; the tunes of the

present times he knew nothing about. The drum used upon this occasion

had been _put hors de combat_ during the late war, as the troops passed

through the village. This, together with the hallowed fife and veteran

_fifer_, in connection with the day, did not fail to give rise to

associations eminently calculated to excite enthusiasm.

It appears that the celebration of the day had originated with, and was

suggested by, an honest son and follower of St. Crispin, (who had lived

in a city and had acquired some knowledge of _l'art militaire_,) whose

ambition to command a corps had led him to the most indefatigable

exertion to inspire the villagers with the spirit of _amor patriæ_, and

success having crowned his exertion, application had been made for

commissions as well as for arms, in order to organize themselves in

time for a parade on the approaching festival. In this however they

were disappointed; for they had obtained neither when the day arrived,

and having determined to celebrate it, in spite of their disappointment

they would.

This resolution soon circulated through the adjacent country called the

_forest_--its inhabitants _foresters_, who, anxious to witness the

parade--"_the spree_," as they termed it, came flocking into the

village on foot and horseback, singly and doubly, et cetera, by every

byroad and pathway which led to and terminated there. By meridian the

gathering was so great that the oldest inhabitants declared that such

an influx was not within their recollection. As regards the character

of the _foresters_, men and women, they are an honest, hardy,

industrious and independent people, and on Sundays, high-days and

holydays, cut a very respectable figure in the way of apparel and

ornaments--and for this occasion particularly, no pains had been spared

to make an _eclat_.

In consequence of the disappointment alluded to, every firearm that

could be found was put under requisition, and the entire forenoon was

consumed in collecting and preparing them for use, during which the

music to arms continued without intermission. It was in this interval

that the buzzing of an expected oration was heard, which swelled into a

report, and heightened not a little the pre-existing enthusiasm.

Discharges of guns repeated at irregular intervals on the skirts of the

village, was an indication that the parade was about to commence, and

at a little after twelve o'clock the soldiery made their appearance.

They wore no uniform, but were clad in their best "Sunday go to

meetings;" and in the ranks were many of the foresters who had joined

them--

"The rustic honors of the scythe and share"

being given up for the time, for the warlike implements then to be

used.

Their arms were of divers descriptions; double barrelled guns, deer

guns, ducking guns, and a blunderbuss, with powderflasks and horns

swung round their shoulders,--and, volunteers in number exceeding arms,

poles were substituted. A cutlass distinguished the captain; a

horsewhip the lieutenant; a cane the second lieutenant. These three,

together with the soldierly appearance of some, the rigidity of others,

the apparent _nonchalance_ of a few, and the deformity of several,

presented a _tout ensemble_ the most grotesque and diverting.

In the midst of this band was a small man, the stiffness of whose

carriage and the peculiarity of whose countenance attracted the

attention of the crowd. His eyes were small--appeared to be black and

twinkling, and were set into the deep recesses of sockets which

projected considerably, and surmounted by dark shaggy brows; his face

was contracted--his features small--and his forehead, though

retreating, was not sufficiently so to denote the entire absence of the

reflective faculty, according to phrenology. In his hand he bore a

scroll, and the dignity which his stiffness was meant to affect, was

reasonably enough imputed to the importance which he attached to the

part he was to act. The scroll was the Declaration of Independence,

which was to be read by him; and from the peculiarly reverential manner

with which it was held in his hand, he seemed to feel that it was an

instrument coeval with the birth of, and coexisting with, a free and

powerful nation, and demanded deference even from the very touch of his

hand. This man was not altogether devoid of talent, for he had

succeeded in earning for himself among the villagers a reputation of

high literary acquirements; and on hearing the report of an expected

oration, (suspicion fixed on him the origin of it,) had spontaneously

proposed to verify it. Of course the proposition was well received, and

dissipated at once any uncertainty. The spot at which it should be

delivered was soon decided upon and designated--well known--and but a

short distance out of the village. Thither the multitude repaired in

advance of the military, who were not to arrive there until all the

necessary arrangements for their reception had been made. This duty

devolved upon a self-constituted committee of arrangement, who

discharged it with all the zeal and ability which the briefness of the

notice would allow.

The locality was well chosen, and seemed to have been designed by

nature for the scene for which it was now appropriated. From the

village and around the foot of the hill, winds a path that leads by an

easy ascent to the summit of another hill, capped by a grove or cluster

of huge pines and oaks, which overshadow a surface clear of undergrowth

and interspersed with rocky prominences. These prominences, though

rough, answered admirably well the purpose of seats for the auditory,

and one of them being flat and overswelling the rest, was pitched upon

as a rostrum from which the orator should hold forth. On one side of

it, which might be called the rear, was planted a staff, to which was

tacked an old bunting American ensign or flag, pierced with holes,

received at the battle of Plattsburg. At the end of the staff hung a

red woollen cap, the symbol of liberty--its color emblematic of the

ardor of its spirit, as explained by the committee. At the foot of the

staff stood a cask of "_old corn_," for the refreshment and

entertainment of the _corps militaire_, in honor of the day and orator.

The village and country belles and beaux, attired in their gayest

possible manner, by way of regard, were suffered to have precedence in

the selection of places, and the former had possessed themselves of

those crags which might best suit them to the convenient hearing of the

oration. The assembled people were now impatiently awaiting the arrival

of the orator and escort, when they were at length descried wending

their way up hill, at the tune of _Molbrook_, sent forth to the air

from the fife in fragments--and having arrived, the orator was

conducted in form to the rostrum by the committee, which he mounted

with unfaltering steps.

The bustle and buzz incident to the choosing of convenient places amid

the rugged area having subsided, the _coup d'oeil_ presented was well

worthy the pencil and genius of a Hogarth; the pen can convey but a

faint idea. The gay females, elevated upon the asperated crags,

overtopping every other object, seemed to shed lustre and life upon

every thing around. Their attendants or beaux, resting in various

postures at their feet, or lolling against a tree hard by, proved that

the village and sylvan belles command the devotions of the rude sex no

less than those of courts and cities. The boys were perched upon every

oaken bough that overhung the spot that could bear their weight, and

the military and the rest were strewed about thickly and promiscuously

on the ground--sitting, squatting, kneeling; in fine, in every position

indescribable which the human frame is susceptible of when adapting

itself to some particular locality for its comfort.

The speaker being about to commence, many who had kept on their hats or

caps were bid to uncover; the greater number of whom did so cheerfully;

a few reluctantly; and several, more independent and less tractable,

kept on theirs. To have insisted upon this point of decorum might have

been attended with consequences to mar the rejoicing--so the point was

very wisely given up. Silence obtained, nothing was heard but the

rustling of the leaves, through which the breeze that prevailed passed

and refreshed all below. The orator bowed and addressed his attentive

auditory. His voice was clear and audible, and his words were carefully

noted by a chirographer, and are here inserted.

"Citizens of the village and farmers of the forest!--I will not offer

any excuse for the peramble that I will speak subsequent to the reading

of this _glorious_ document (holding up the scroll) of our ancestors.

The honor with which you have extinguished me this day, by making me

the reader on it, is duly depreciated.

"When you have heared the sentiments contained upon it, you will find

your hearts in trepidation at the conjointure at which your forefathers

dared to put their fists to it.

"While they was employed in this business, the immortal Washington,

called the _frater pater_, because he had a brotherly and fatherly love

for his countrymen, was commanding an army made up of such soldiers as

_you_ are. (Cheers.) It was with the like of you--such powerful men as

you--with such cowrageous souls as yours, that John Bull was fighting

with, running before and falling dead. (Great cheering.) The great

Thomas Jefferson and John Adams was driving the quill in peace and

comfort in Philadelphy, about this grand production, (stretching forth

and unfolding the scroll,) because they knowed, and all that was there

with them knowed too, that such soldiers as _you_, fighting for

liberty, barefoot, bareback and half starved, just as you are now when

you are all at home hard at work, was unresistible and unvincible. (The

deafening and reiterated cheers interrupted the speaker for a short

time.)

"Without you, what would have become to them, and this now free, brave

and happy nation? Shall I tell you? Why they should have all been

hanged or shot, and this nation would have been made up of slaves. They

worked with their heads, and you with your arms; to use a learned

expression, they physically and you bodily: and if it had not a been

for your arms and bodies, they could never--they would never have dared

to do nothing with their heads. You was the strong ramparts behind

which they retrenched themselves to save their necks. (Cheers.)

"Your beloved Washington could work with ither his hand or his arm, but

he showed his wisdom by choosing to work with his arm--that is, by

flourishing the sword instead of driving the pen--by putting himself at

your head in battle--facing the cannons of the enemy, and leading you

to _victory_ or _death!_ (Tremendous cheering.) To make this plainer

still to your understandings, which is very good,--suppose a man was to

abuse you and call you hard names? Why, you would up fist and knock him

down at once, if you could, in course; and if you did you would be safe

enough, and the matter would end. This was Washington's maxim, and he

acted up to it. Now-a-days, amongst them who drives the quill, when one

abuse another, they go to writing, and when they have lost a heap of

time to prove one another in the wrong--mind you, because they don't

want to come up to the sticking point, they are at last obliged to end

the difference by shooting at one another, or one murdering the other.

Now what does it all amount to in the end? All their writing did no

good, and they might as well have fight it out 'right off the reel' at

first--not with pistols and the like of that, but the arms that God

gave them--their fists, (clenching his fist.) In times of war men fight

with firearms and the like, because they can't come in contact man to

man. (Cheers.)

"It was your worthy fathers and the like on 'em, who atchieved the

freedom of your beloved country. Tom Jefferson and Jack Adams wrote

down what they fought about, that you might have it in black and

white--that you might never forget what your forefathers fought for,

and that you might stimulate their actions. This is all that writing is

fit or good for. Many of you don't know A from a bull's foot, but which

amongst you could'nt take up a gun and shoot the crows that would come

to your cornfields to destroy your crops. The British came here like

crows to destroy what was yours, and you shot them down like crows and

drove away the rest.(Cheers.)

"My brave friends! your present conditions is a proof of your being the

ascendants of those naked and half starved warriors. You have turned

out this day to prove to the world that you can depreciate the yearly

anniversary of this fourth of July. You are now enjoying the blessings

which they got for you by their lives, and at the peril of them who has

outlived the revolution. You are now resting at ease, and listening to

me, (for which I am complimented,) but they never rested at all--they

was always on the go; they went through thick and thin--sunshine and

rain--dust and mud--snow and ice--_fire and sword_--DEATH AND

DESTRUCTION, (tremendous cheering,) and made less of it than you do

now, for I can see that some of you is getting mighty restless. (A

shriek from a female at this instant spread consternation in the

assembly, which turned into a simultaneous burst of laughter as soon as

it was discovered she had fallen from a crag, being unable to endure

any longer the pain caused by its asperity.)

"I will not keep you any longer in distraint; but I cannot finish

without saying a few words to the lovely gathering of our fair

countrywomen, which has complemented me this day with their smiles.

"Your sex too, gentle hearers! had a helping hand in this glorious

revolution. Your foremothers was industriously employed at home for

your forefathers, while they was fighting for their country, their

wives and their offstrings. With such lovely being as I see now

gathered around me, this happy country need never fear of being in want

of warriors. (Cheers.) Sweet lasses! may heaven send down upon you such

partners as will make my prophecy come to pass."

The peal of applause which ensued and continued for some minutes, rung

through the woods and welkin, and resounded from hill to hill, until

lost in the distance, after which the orator proceeded to the reading

of the Declaration of Independence. When he had read that part in these

words--"To secure these rights governments are instituted among men,

deriving their just powers from the _consent_ of the _governed_. That

whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it

is the RIGHT of the PEOPLE to _alter_ or _abolish_ it, and to institute

new governments,"[1] &c. in which his feelings were deeply enlisted, he

concluded the clause by giving vent to them in the following fervid

comments: "_Behold_ Americans!" cried he, "_behold_ the _whole_ of

_your_ rights explained. Do you not _see_ the figure which EVERY _one_

of you cuts?! Out of you _the power_ comes, and _nothing_ can be done

_without_ you. Don't this prove what I said in my extompere address,

'_that their heads cannot work without you_?'" (Here a voice was heard

to cry, "By jingo, Jack, clap on your hat; ding it, do as I do!")

[Footnote 1: In the extract the words are in italics and small capitals

on which much stress was given by the reader.]

The reading ended, the assemblage broke up and dispersed, leaving the

military to honor the day and orator in the manner already intimated,

during which many national and sentimental toasts were drunk; after

which they returned into the village in the military order they had

left it for the purpose of parading.

Various evolutions were performed; among them occasionally a left

wheeling for a right--a countermarch for a right or left face--keeping

time with right or left foot indifferently. They carried arms either

upon the right or left--trailing, supporting, sloping, advancing--just

as it suited their own whim; in other words, _will_. In vain did their

commander command, threaten or entreat. A volunteer, bolder than the

rest, went so far as to ask the captain, "If he had forgot what they

had heard from the Declaration?" and hinting at his being commander so

long as they willed it. They felt that they were the sovereign people

and only citizen soldiers.

At the order "halt!" they came to a stand, and were drawn out in a

line, facing the stream, for the purpose of firing their _feu de

joie_--an apt simile, by the way, of the state of their minds after the

closing scene of the hill. The orders for execution were simply, "prime

and load--ready--fire!" which was executed with tolerable precision.

Three rounds being fired, they were ordered to "right face!" in order

to file off and resume their march; but few only obeying the order,

some confusion took place in the ranks. "_Right face!_" again

vociferated the captain, whose impatience for shaking off his brief

authority was very apparent. Still the contumaceous kept their

position, declaring that they would not "_budge_" until they had

received the word to fire a fourth round, for which they had already

loaded. A dispute arose between the officers and men--the former

asserting and endeavoring to enforce their authority--the latter

denying and obstinately determined not to move until they had received

the word to discharge their pieces, considering the reservation of

their fire until the order be given a sufficient evidence of their

subordination. The captain finally yielded, and crying out, "make

ready--fire!" the fourth round went off, and the men filed off without

further hesitation; some at a common time--some at a quickstep--some

skipping, and one hopping; the captain brandishing his cutlass over the

_drummer's_ pate for not "_treading in a straight line_"--the _fifer_

blowing off fractions of marches and quicksteps, and the lieutenants

endeavoring to keep order in the ranks. In this style they once more

marched out of the village, to partake for the last time of the

refreshment at the hill, and crown the celebration.

The sun was just reclining upon the western mount when they made their

third and final entry into the village, in a march, technically known

as the "rout march," thereby showing that the effect of the "old corn"

was predominating.

The omission of testifying their respect in a military manner to the

chief magistrate of the village during their first parade, had occurred

to them at the hill, and concluding that it had better be done late

than never, they had returned to the village, contrary to their

intention when they had left it, in the manner described, and drawing

up in front of the dwelling of that excellent man, they commenced and

kept up a tremendous firing, shouting and huzzaing until nightfall,

when all who were able dismissed themselves, (their officers having

abandoned them,) leaving many on the ground as it were _dead_--_pro

tempore_.

Thus terminated the village celebration of the anniversary of the day

out of which a great and virtuous nation was ushered into being.

However much our mirth may have been excited by the description given,

yet none will deny that the feeling which actuated them in their

celebration, was the identical feeling that dictates the observance of

the same day throughout the cities of the union--with this difference

only, that _this_ savours of the pomp and circumstances of wealth,

pride and refinement, while _that_ is perfectly in character with

nature,--true, simple and unsophisticated. I will conclude with a

quotation from Boileau.

"La simplicité plaît sans étude et sans art.

Tout charme en un enfant dont la langue sans faìd,

A peine du filet encor débarrassée,

Sait d'un air innocent bégayer sa pensée.

Le faux est toujours fade, ennuyeux, languissant:

Mais la nature est vraie, et d'abord on la sent;

C'est elle seule en tout qu'on admire et qu'on aime."

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