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A Quip.
Mr. ARTHUR TOLLER has been appointed to the Recordership of Leicester.
He is an able man. "_Argal_," as the Shakspearian Clown would say,
"the appointment is just Toller-able."
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[Illustration: MAGNIFYING HIS CALLING.
_Peter._ "NA, LADDIE, THIS IS ANE O' THAE THINGS A BODY CAN NEVER
LEARN. THERE'S NO NAE USE IN A MAN TAKIN' TAE _THIS_ JOB UNLESS HE HAS
A NAITERAL BORN APTITUDE FOR 'D!"]
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