Barney the donkey was harnessed, and Tattine sat in the little
donkey-cart waiting, and as she waited she was saying aloud, “What,
Grandma Luty? Yes, Grandma Luty. No, Grandma Luty. What did you
say, Grandma Luty?” and this she said in the most polite little tone
imaginable. Meantime Rudolph and Mabel, discovering that Tattine did not
see them, came stealing along under cover of the apple-trees.
“Whatever is Tattine doing, talking to herself like that?” whispered
Mabel, and then they came near enough to hear what she was saying.
“She’s out of her head,” said Rudolph, when they had listened some
moments, and then Tattine turned round and saw them.
“No, I’m not out of my head at all,” she laughed; “I was just practicing
a little while I waited for you.”
“Practicing your GRANDMOTHER,” which as you have observed was a
pet expression with Rudolph, whenever he wished to intimate that he
considered your remarks to be simply absurd.
“Yes, that’s exactly it,” Tattine answered good-naturedly. “I am
practicing my Grandmother. Grandma Luty, that’s Mamma’s mother, has come
to make us a visit, and Mamma has discovered that I’m not very polite to
old people. Children used to be taught, you know, to say, ‘Yes’m,’ and
‘Yes, sir,’ but now that is not considered nice at all, and you must
always say the name of the person you are speaking to, especially if
they are older people, to whom you ought to be respectful,” and Tattine
sounded quite like a little grandmother herself as she talked.
“Yes, we know, and it’s an awful bother,” sighed Rudolph. “We’re fairly
nagged about it, Mabel and I, but Mother says she’s going to keep it up
until we always do it. Perhaps we would get on faster if we practised
by ourselves as you do, but really, Tattine, it did sound as though you
were out of your head, to hear you saying all those sentences over to
yourself.”
While the children were having this little talk about politeness,
Rudolph and Mabel had climbed into the wagon, and the donkey, acting
upon a suggestion from Tattine’s whip, had started down the roadway. The
trio were off for Patrick’s, for this was to be the day of the Kirks’
“At Home,” and, dressed in kis Sunday-best, Patrick that very minute was
waiting at his door to receive them.
Full two miles lay ahead of the children, and though Barney fortunately
seemed to be in the mood for doing his best, Patrick would still have
a full half-hour to wait. At last the donkey-cart drew up at the Kirks’
door and two happy old people welcomed three happy little people into
their comfortable little home. It would take another book, the size of
this one, to tell you all the doings of that August day. First they went
into the house and laid their wraps on the white coverlid of the great
high feather-bed in the little spare room, and then Mrs. Kirk sat them
down to three little blue bowls of bread-and-milk, remarking, “shure you
must be after being hungry from your long drive,” and the children ate
it with far more relish than home bread-and-milk was ever eaten.
“Now I’m doubting,” said Patrick, standing with his back to the
cooking-stove and with a corn-cob pipe in his mouth, “if it’s the style
to have bread-and-milk at ‘At Homes’ in the city.”
“Patrick,” answered Tattine seriously, “we do not want this to be a
city ‘At Home.’ I don’t care for them at all. Everybody stays for just
a little while, and everybody talks at once, and as loudly as they can,
and at some of them they only have tea and a little cake or something
like that to eat,” and Tattine glanced at the kitchen-table over by the
window with a smile and a shake of the head, as though very much better
pleased with what she saw there. A pair of chickens lay ready for
broiling on a blue china platter. Several ears of corn were husked ready
for the pot they were to be boiled in. A plate of cold potatoes looked
as though waiting for the frying-pan, and from the depths of a glass
fruit-dish a beautiful pile of Fall-pippins towered up to a huge red
apple at the top.
“Indade, thin, but we’ll do our best,” said Mrs. Kirk, “to make it as
different from what you be calling a city ‘At Home’ as possible, and now
suppose you let Patrick take you over our bit of a farm, and see what
you foind to interest you, and I’m going wid yer, while ye have a look
at my geese, for there’s not the loike of my geese at any of the big
gentlemin’s farms within tin miles of us.”
And so, nothing loth, the little party filed out of the house, and after
all hands had assisted in unharnessing Barney and tying him into his
stall, with a manger-full of sweet, crisp hay for his dinner, they
followed Mrs. Kirk’s lead to the little pond at the foot of the
apple-orchard. And then what did they see! but a truly beautiful great
flock of white geese. Some were sailing gracefully around the pond, some
were pluming their snowy breasts on the shore beside it, and three, the
finest of them all, and each with a bow of ribbon tied round its long
neck, were confined within a little picket-fence apart from the others.
“Why, what beauties, Mrs. Kirk!” exclaimed Tattine, the minute she spied
them, “and what are the ribbons for? Do they mean they have taken a
prize at some show or other? And why do they each have a different
color?”
“They mane,” said Mrs. Kirk proudly, standing with her hands upon
her hips and her face fairly beaming, “they mane as how they’re to be
presinted to you three children. The red is for Master Rudolph, the
white is for Miss Mabel, and the blue is for you, Miss Tattine.”
“Oh, Mrs. Kirk!” the three children exclaimed, with delight, and Mabel
added politely, “But do you really think you can spare them, Mrs. Kirk?”
“Why, of course she can! can’t you, Mrs. Kirk?” cut in Rudolph warmly,
for the idea of relinquishing such a splendid gift was not for a moment
to be thought of. “I wonder how we can get them home,” he added, by way
of settling the matter.
“Indade, thin, and I have this foine crate ready to go right in the back
of your cart,” and there, to be sure, was a fine sort of cage with a
board top and bottom and laths at the sides, while other laths were
lying ready to be nailed into place after the geese should have been
stowed away within it. The children were simply wild over this addition
to their separate little sets of live-stock, and although the whole
day was delightful, there was all the while an almost impatient looking
forward to the supreme moment when they should start for home with those
beautiful geese in their keeping. And at last it came.
“I wonder if my goose will be a little lonely,” said Tattine, as they
all stood about, watching Patrick nail on the laths.
“Faith and it will thin,” said Mrs. Kirk. “It never came to my moind
that they wouldn’t all three be together. Here’s little Grey-wing to
keep Blue-ribbon company,” and Mrs. Kirk seized one of the smaller geese
that happened to be near her, and squeezed it into the cage through the
small opening that was left.
“Well, if you can spare it, I think that is better, Mrs. Kirk, because
everything has a companion over at our place. We have two cats,
two pairs of puppies, two little bay horses, and two greys, and two
everything, but as there’s only one of me I am friends with them all--”
“Bless your heart, but I’m glad you thought to mintion it,” and then
Patrick and Mrs. Kirk gave each little extended hand a hearty shake, and
the children--declaring over and over that “they had a lovely time and
were so much obliged for the geese”--climbed into the cart and set off
for home.
“I’d go the short cut by the ford,” advised Patrick; “it looks like we
might get a shower by sunset.”
“Yes, I think we would better,” said Rudolph, glancing toward the
clouds in the west Rudolph prided himself on his ability to forecast
the weather, and was generally able to tell correctly when a shower was
pretty sure to come and when it was likely to “go round.”
So Barney was coaxed into a good gait, which he was ready as a rule to
take towards home, and the little ford by way of a farm-lane, and which
saved a good mile on the road home, was soon reached. Barney knew the
place well and, always enjoying it, picked his way carefully to the
middle of the ford, and then he took it into his stubborn little head to
stand stock still, and to plant his four hoofs firmly in the nice soft
mud at the bottom of the stream.
“Go on,” urged Tattine; “Go on,” urged Mabel, and Rudolph applied his
sapling whip with might and main, but all to no effect. Meantime some
geese from a neighboring farm had come sailing out into the ford, to
have a look at their friends in the crate, and the geese in the crate,
wild to be out on the water with their comrades, craned their long necks
far out between the laths, and set up a tremendous squawking. It was
rather a comical situation, and the children laughed till their sides
ached, but after a while it ceased to be so funny. The clouds were
rolling up blacker, and there was an occasional flash of lightning far
off in the distance, but Barney stood still obdurate and unmoved,
simply revelling in the sensation of the cool water, running down-stream
against his four little donkey-legs. At last Rudolph was at his wits’
end, for what did Tattine and Mabel do but commence to cry. Great drops
of rain were falling now, and they COULD NOT BEAR THE THOUGHT of being
mid-way in that stream with the storm breaking right above their heads,
and when girls, little or big, young or old, cannot bear the thought of
things they cry. It does not always help matters; it frequently makes
them more difficult, but then again sometimes it does help a little, and
this appeared to be one of those things, for when the girls’ crying put
Rudolph to his wits’ end, he realized that there was just one thing left
to try, and that was to jump overboard and try and pull Barney to land,
since Barney would not pull him. So into the water he jumped, keeping
the reins in his hand, and then, getting a little ahead of Barney, he
began to walk and pull. Now fortunately, there is nothing like the force
of example, which simply means that when Barney saw Rudolph walking and
pulling he began to walk and pull too.
Meantime, while Patrick and his wife were thinking that the children
had had plenty of time to reach home before the storm, there was great
anxiety in the two homes where those three dear children lived. Patrick
the coachman and Philip the groom had been sent with the wagonette
by the main road to Patrick Kirk’s--Patrick to bring the children and
Philip to take charge of Barney, but as the children were coming home,
or rather trying to come home, by the ford, of course they missed them.
All the while the storm was growing in violence, and suddenly for about
five minutes great hailstones came beating down till the lawn was fairly
white with them, and the panes of glass in the green-house roof at
Oakdene cracked and broke beneath them. “And those three blessed
children are probably out in it all,” thought Tattine’s Mother, standing
pale and trembling at her window, and watching the road which the
wagonette would have to come. And then what did she see but Barney,
trotting bravely up the hill, with the geese still craning their necks
through the laths of the cage, but the reins dragging through the mud of
the roadway, and with no children in the little cart. Close behind him
came the wagonette, which Barney was cleverly managing to keep well
ahead of, but Mrs. Gerald soon discovered that neither were the children
in that either. In an instant she was down the stairs and out on the
porch to meet Patrick at the door.
“It isn’t possible you have no word of the children?” she cried
excitedly.
“Patrick Kirk says they started home by the ford in time to reach here
an hour before the storm,” gasped Patrick, “but we came back by the ford
ourselves and not a sign have we seen of them, till Barney ran out of
the woods ahead of us five minutes ago.”
And then a dreadful thought flashed through her mind. Could it be
possible they had been drowned in the ford? But that moment her eyes
saw something that made her heart leap for joy, something that looked
drowned enough, but wasn’t. Rudolph was running up the hill as fast as
his soaking clothing would let him, and, reaching the door breathless
enough, he sank down on the floor of the porch.
“Oh, Mrs. Gerald,” he said, as soon as he could catch his breath, “Mabel
and Tattine are all right; they’re safe in the log play-house at the
Cornwells’, but we’ve had an awful fright. Is Barney home? When the hail
came I tied him to a tree and we ran into the log house, but he broke
away the next minute and took to his heels and ran as fast as his legs
could carry him. Barney’s an awful fraud, Mrs. Gerald.”
But Mrs. Gerald had no time just then to give heed to Barney’s
misdoings. Seizing a wrap from the hall, she ordered Rudolph into the
house and to bed, as quickly as he could be gotten there, sent Philip
to Rudolph’s Mother with the word that the children were safe, and then
started off in the wagonette to bring Mabel and Tattine home.
“Mamma,” said Tattine, snuggling her wet little self close to her
Mother’s side in the carriage, “Rudolph was just splendid, the way he
hauled Barney and us and the cart out of the water, but Mamma, I am done
with Barney now too. He’s not to be trusted either.”
Mrs. Gerald thought of two or three things that might be urged in
Barney’s favor, but it did not seem kind even to attempt to reason with
two such tired and soaking little specimens, so she only said, “Well,
Barney can never again be trusted in the ford, that’s one sure thing.”
“No, indeed,” said Mabel warmly; “I would not give fifty cents for him.”
“You can have him for nothing,” said Tattine, with a wan little smile;
“after this he can never be trusted in anything.”