CHAPTER VI

The Spanish Main--Its real meaning--A detestable region--Tarpon and

sharks--The isthmus--The story of the great pearl "La Pelegrina"--The

Irishman and the Peruvian--The vagaries of the Southern Cross--The

great Kingston earthquake--Point of view of small boys--Some

earthquake incidents--"Flesh-coloured" stockings--Negro hysteria--A

family incident, and the unfortunate Archbishop--Port Royal--A sugar

estate--A scene from a boy's book in real life--Cocoa-nuts--

Reef-fishing--Two young men of great promise.

With so firm a hold had Jamaica captured me that January 3, 1907,

found me again starting for that delightful island, this time

accompanied by a very favourite nephew, who, poor lad, was destined to

fall in Belgium in the very early days of the war.

We purposely chose the longer route by Barbados, Trinidad, and the

Spanish Main, in order to be able to visit the Panama Canal Works,

then only in their semi-final stage.

A curious misapprehension seems to exist about that term "Spanish

Main," which somehow suggests to me infinite romance; conquistadores,

treasure-ships, gentlemen-adventurers, and bold buccaneers. It is

merely a shortened way of writing Spanish Main_land_, and refers

not to the sea, but to the land; the _terra firma_, as opposed to

the Antilles; the continent, in distinction to the islands. By a

natural process the term came to be applied to the sea washing the

Spanish Mainland, but "main" does _not_ mean sea, and never did.

It is only in the last hundred years that poets have begun to use

"main" as synonymous with sea, probably because there are so many more

rhymes to the former than to the latter, and it sounds a fine dashing

sort of term, but I can find no trace of a warrant for the use of the

word in this sense before 1810. "Main" refers to the land, not to the

water.

I can imagine no more detestable spot anywhere than this Spanish Main,

in spite of the distant view of the mighty Cordilleras, around whose

summits perpetual thunderstorms seem to play, and from which fierce

gales swoop down on the sea. Clammy, suffocating heat, fever-dealing

swamps, decaying towns, with an effete population and a huge rainfall,

do not constitute an attractive whole. Owing to the intense humidity,

even the gales bring no refreshing coolness in their train.

It is easy to understand the importance the old Spanish conquistadores

attached to the Isthmus of Panama, for all the gold brought from Peru

had to be carried across it on mule-back to the Atlantic coast, before

it could be shipped to Spain. Even Columbus, who did not know of the

existence of the Pacific, founded a short-lived settlement at Porto

Bello, or Nombre de Dios, in 1502, and Martin de Enciso established

another at Darien in 1502, but the combined effects of the deadly

climate and of hostile Indians exterminated the settlers. After Vasco

Nunez de Balboa had discovered the Pacific on September 26, 1513, the

strategic importance of the Isthmus became obvious, so Cartagena on

the Caribbean, and Panama on the Pacific were founded. The ill-advised

and ill-fated enterprise of the Scotsman William Patterson came much

later, in 1698. The Scottish settlement of Darien, from which such

marvellous results were expected, lasted barely two years. In 1700 the

few survivors of the adventurers from Scotland were expelled by the

Spaniards, ruined alike in health and pocket. The fever-stricken

coasts of the Spanish Main needed but little defence of forts and

guns, to protect them against the aggressive efforts of other European

nations.

At our first calling-place after leaving England, we heard of the

total destruction of Kingston, our destination, by the great

earthquake of January 14, but it was too late to turn back, so on we

went, past breezy Barbados, and sweltering Trinidad, to the Spanish

Main. The curious little nautilus, or Portuguese man-of-war, is very

common in these waters, and can be seen in quantities sailing along

the surface with their crude-magenta membranes extended to the breeze.

Cartagena de Indias, a city of narrow streets, high houses and massive

ramparts, is a curious piece of seventeenth-century Spain to find

transplanted to the Tropics. I imagine that all its inhabitants, by

the law of the survival of the fittest, must be immune from fever,

which is certainly not the case in that most unattractive spot Colon.

It may interest any prospective visitors to Colon to learn that there

is excellent tarpon fishing in Colon Harbour itself. My nephew, having

provided himself with a tarpon rod, hooked a splendid fish from the

deck of the mail-steamer, the bait being a "cavalle," a local white

fish of some 3 lbs. My nephew played the tarpon for nearly two hours;

the fish fought splendidly, shooting continuously into the air, a

curved glittering bar of silver, 180 lbs. of giant gleaming herring,

when the line (a stout piano wire) suddenly snapped as he was being

reeled in. A tarpon fisherman has a leathern "bucket" strapped in

front of him, in which to rest the butt of his rod, otherwise the

strain would be too great. Whilst my nephew was playing his tarpon, I

was fortunate enough to hook a large shark, and there was little fear

of my line parting, for it was a light chain of solid steel. I was

surprised that the brute showed so little fight, he let me tow him

about where I liked. We fixed a running noose to the wire rope of a

derrick, and after a few attempts succeeded in dropping it over the

shark's head, and in tautening it behind his fins; the steam-derrick

did the rest. I could see distinctly six or seven pilot-fish playing

round the shark. They were of about a pound weight, and were marked

exactly like our fresh-water perch, except that their stripes were

bright blue on a golden ground. As the shark is rather stupid, and has

but poor eyesight, the function of the pilot-fish is to ascertain

where food is to be found, and then to show their master the way to

it, after which, like the sycophants they are, they live on the crumbs

that fall from his mouth. The pilot-fish only deserted their master

when the derrick hauled him out of the water, and at the same time

some dozen remoras, or sucking-fish, looking like disgusted bloated

leeches, let go their hold on the shark and dropped back into the sea.

No human being would voluntarily pay a second visit to Colon, a dirty,

mean collection of shanties, with inhabitants worthy of it. The

principal article of commerce seemed to be black-calico "funeral

suits," a sartorial novelty to me.

Since the Americans took command of the Canal Zone they have achieved

wonders in the way of sanitation, and have practically extirpated

yellow fever. The credit for this is principally due to Colonel

Goethals, but no amount of sanitation can transform a belt of swamps

with an annual rainfall of 150 inches into a health-resort. The

yellow-lined faces of the American engineers told their own tale,

although they had no longer to contend with the fearful mortality from

yellow fever which, together with venality and corruption, effectually

wrecked Ferdinand de Lesseps' attempt to pierce the Isthmus in 1889.

The railway between Colon and Panama was opened as far back as 1855,

and is supposed to have cost a life for every sleeper laid. Neglected

little cemeteries stretch beside the track almost from ocean to ocean.

Before the American Government took over the railway there was one

class and one fare between Colon and Panama, for which the modest sum

of $25 gold was demanded, or 5 pounds for forty-seven miles, which

makes even our existing railway fares seem moderate. People had perforce

to use the railway, for there were no other means of communication.

For forty-seven miles the track runs through rank, steamy swamps,

devoid of beauty, the monotony only broken by the endless cemeteries

and an occasional alligator dozing on a bank of black slime.

Panama is the oldest city on the American Continent, and has just four

hundred and one years of history behind it. It has unquestionably a

strong element of the picturesque about it. It is curious to see in

America so venerable a church as that of Santa Ana, built in 1560.

From the immensely solid ramparts, built in the actual Pacific, the

Pearl Islands are dimly visible. These islands had a personal interest

for me. Balboa was the first European to set eyes on the Pacific on

September 29, 1513. He had with him one hundred and ninety Spaniards,

amongst whom was the famous Pizarro. A few days after, he crossed over

to the Pearl Islands, which he found in a state of great commotion,

for a slave had just found the largest pear-shaped pearl ever seen.

Balboa, with great presence of mind, at once annexed the great pearl,

and gave the slave his freedom.

Having fallen out of favour with Ferdinand V. of Spain (Isabella had

died in 1504), Balboa endeavoured to propitiate the king by sending

home an envoy with gifts for him, and amongst these presents was the

great pearl. The beauty of the jewel was at once recognised; it was

named "La Pelegrina," and took its place amongst the treasures of the

Spanish Crown. After Ferdinand V.'s death, the great pearl with the

other Crown jewels came into the possession of his grandson, the

Hapsburg Emperor Charles V., and from Charles "La Pelegrina" descended

to his son, Philip II. of Spain. When Philip married Queen Mary Tudor

of England, he gave her "La Pelegrina" as a wedding present. The

portrait of Queen Mary in the Prado at Madrid, shows her wearing this

pearl, so does another one at Hampton Court, and a small portrait in

Winchester Cathedral, where her marriage with Philip took place. After

Mary's death "La Pelegrina" returned to Spain, and was handed down

from sovereign to sovereign until Napoleon in 1808 placed his brother

Joseph on the throne of Spain. It was a somewhat unsteady throne, and

after many vicissitudes, Joseph fled from Spain in the Spring of 1813.

Anticipating some such enforced retirement, Joseph, like a prudent

man, had had some of the smaller and more valuable pictures from the

Spanish palaces packed in wagons and despatched towards the frontier.

These pictures fell into the hands of Wellington's troops at the

Battle of Vittoria, and are hanging at this moment in Apsley House,

Piccadilly, for Ferdinand VII., on his restoration to the throne,

presented them to the Duke of Wellington; or rather, to be quite

accurate, "lent" them to the Duke of Wellington and to his successors.

Joseph Bonaparte also thoughtfully placed some of the Spanish Crown

jewels, including "La Pelegrina," in his pockets, and got away safely

with them. Joseph died, and left the great pearl to his nephew, Prince

Louis Napoleon, afterwards Napoleon III. When Prince Louis came to

London in exile, he brought "La Pelegrina" with him. Prince Louis

Napoleon was a close friend of my father's and had been his "Esquire"

at the famous Eglinton tournament. The Prince came to see my father

one day and confided to him that he was in great pecuniary

difficulties. He asked my father to recommend him an honest jeweller

who would pay him the price he wanted for "La Pelegrina." He named the

price, and drew the great pearl out of his pocket. My father, after

examining the jewel and noticing its flawless shape and lustre,

silently opened a drawer, drew a cheque, and handed it to Prince Louis

without a word. That afternoon my father presented my mother with "La

Pelegrina." To my mother it was an unceasing source of anxiety. The

pearl had never been bored, and was so heavy that it was constantly

falling from its setting. Three times she lost it; three times she

found it again. Once at a ball at Buckingham Palace, on putting her

hand to her neck, she found that the great pearl had gone. She was

much distressed, knowing how upset my father would be. On going into

supper, she saw "La Pelegrina" gleaming at her from the folds of the

velvet train of the lady immediately in front of her. Again she lost

it at Windsor Castle, and it was found in the upholstery of a sofa. As

a child, on the rare occasions when "La Pelegrina" came out of its

safe, I loved to stroke and smooth its sleek, satin-like sheen. The

great pearl somehow fascinated me. When it came into my brother's

possession after my father's death, he had "La Pelegrina" bored,

though it impaired its value, so my sister-in-law was able to wear the

great jewel as often as she wished without running the constant danger

of losing it. I liked that distant glimpse of the Pearl Islands, for

they were the birthplace of the jewel which had attracted me so

curiously as a child.

We returned from Panama by a train after dark. As the night-air from

the swamps has the reputation of being deadly, every window in the car

was shut. I noticed a dark-skinned citizen of either Peru or Ecuador

in some difficulties with the conductor, owing to his lack of

knowledge of English. The Peruvian pulled up a window (_up_ on

the American Continent, not _down_ as with us) and sat in the

full draught of the night-air. A pleasant young Irishman named Martin,

a near relative of the Miss Martin who collaborated with Miss

Somerville in the inimitable _Experiences of an Irish R.M._ noticed

this. "By Gad! that fellow will get fever if he sits in the draught

from the swamps. I'll go and warn him." I told Martin that the South

American spoke no English. "That's all right," cried Martin. "I speak a

little Spanish myself." Taking a seat by the Peruvian, Martin tapped

him on the shoulder to secure his attention, pointed a warning finger

at the open window, and said slowly but impressively, in a strong Co.

Galway accent, "Swamp--o, mustn't-sit-in-draught--o; sit-in-draught--o,

get-chill--o; get-chill--o, catch-fever--o; catch-fever--o, damned-ill

--o; damned-ill--o, die--o." He repeated this twice, and upon the

Peruvian turning a blank look of incomprehension at him, returned to

his place saying, "I don't believe that fellow understands one single

word of Spanish," so I went myself and warned the Peruvian in Spanish

of the risk he was running, and he closed the window. I do not know

whether he suffered for his imprudence, but Martin was down next day

with a sharp bout of fever.

Martin next announced that the Southern Cross had gone stark, staring

mad, and had moved round by mistake to the North. We were travelling

from the Pacific to the Atlantic, therefore presumably going from West

to East, and there, through the window, sure enough was that

much-overrated constellation, the Southern Cross, shining away gaily

in the North. Upon reflexion, it seemed unreasonable to suppose that

the Southern Cross could have so far forgotten its appointed place in

the heavens, the points of the compass, and the very obligations its

name imposed upon it, as to establish itself deliberately in the

North: there must be some mistake somewhere. So we got a map, and

discovered, to our amazement, that, though Colon is on the Atlantic

and Panama on the Pacific, yet Colon is _West_ of Panama, owing

to the kink in the Isthmus at this point. The railway from the Pacific

runs _North-west_ to the Atlantic, though at this particular part

of the line we were travelling due West, so the Southern Cross was

right after all, and we were wrong.

The track from ocean to ocean seemed to be lined with one continuous

street of wooden stores, eating-houses, and dance-halls, all erected

for the benefit of the workers on the canal, and all alike blazing

with paraffin lamps. It was like one continuous fair, but the kindly

night masked the endless cemeteries.

We bought in Colon a little book of verse entitled _Panama Patchwork_.

It was the work of an American, James Stanley Gilbert, who had lived

for six years on the Isthmus, and had seen most of his friends die

there. Gilbert's lines have, therefore, a certain excusable tinge of

morbidity, as, for example:

"Beyond the Chagres River

Are paths that lead to death:

To fever's deadly breezes,

To malaria's poisonous breath."

I refrain from quoting others which are really too gruesome to

reproduce, but I like his welcome to the Trade wind, the boisterous

advent of which announces the end of the very unhealthy wet season,

and a brief spell of dry weather. It must be remembered that the

author was unused to the pen:

"Blow thou brave old Trade wind, blow!

Send the mighty billows flashing

In the radiant sunlight, dashing

O'er the reef, like thunder crashing,

Blow thou brave old Trade wind, blow!"

One can almost hear the great seas thundering on the coral reefs in

reading these lines, and can see in imagination the nodding cocoanut

palms bending their pliant green heads to the life-giving Trades.

It is curious the different terms used for these continuous winds: we

call them "Trade winds"; the French, "Vents alizes"; the Germans,

"Passatwinde"; the Spanish "Vientos generates." All quite different.

As my nephew and I drove out of the dock enclosure at Kingston, we

were appalled at the scene of desolation that met our eyes. Kingston

was one heap of ruins; there was not a house intact. Neither of us had

imagined the possibility of a town being so completely destroyed, for

this was in 1907, not 1915, and twenty brief seconds had sufficed to

wreck a prosperous city of 40,000 inhabitants. The streets had been

partially cleared, but the telephone and the electric-light wires were

all down, as were the overhead wires for the trolly-cars. We traversed

three miles of shapeless heaps of bricks and stones. Some trim

well-kept villas in the suburbs which I remembered well, were either

shaken down, or gaped on the road through broad fissures in their

frontages, great piles of debris announcing that the building was

only, so to speak, standing on sufferance, and would have to be

entirely reconstructed. On arriving at King's House, we found the main

building still standing, but so damaged that it might collapse at any

moment, and therefore uninhabitable. The handsome ballroom, which

formed a separate wing, was nothing but a pile of rubbish, a formless

mass of bricks and plaster. The dining-room, making the corresponding

wing, was built entirely of wood, and had consequently escaped injury.

This dining-room was a very lofty hall, paved with marble and entirely

surrounded by arches open to the air. It had previously reminded me of

the interiors seen in Italian pictures of sacred subjects, with its

bareness, spacious whiteness, its columns and arches. Here the

Governor, Lady Swettenham and her sister were living, in little

encampments formed by screens. Two splendid chandeliers of Spanish

bronze, originally looted from Havannah in the eighteenth century, had

been dismantled by the Governor's orders, in view of the possibility

of further shocks. The verandah outside formed the living-room for

every one. My nephew and I were very comfortably lodged in a little

wooden shed, formerly the laundry. I had noticed as we drove through

the town that the great Edinburgh reservoirs were apparently quite

uninjured, and here at King's House the fountain was splashing in its

basin as gaily as ever, the building containing the big swimming-bath

was undamaged, and the spring which fed the bath still gurgled

cheerfully into it. Wherever there was water, the shock seemed to have

been neutralised, for I imagine that the water acted as a cushion to

deaden the earth-wave. Neither the electric lighting nor the

telephones were working.

A tropical night is seldom quiet, what with the croaking of frogs, the

chirping of the cicadas, and some bird, insect, or reptile that

imitates the winding in of a fishing-reel for hours together, but

really the noise of the Jamaican nights after the earthquake was quite

unbearable. Negroes are very hysterical, and some black preachers had

utilised the earthquake to start a series of revival meetings, and

these were held just outside the grounds of King's House. Right

through the night they lasted, with continual hymn-singing, varied

with loud cries and groans. "Abide with me" is a beautiful hymn, but

really its beauties began to pall when it had been sung through from

beginning to end nine times running. Neither my nephew nor I could get

any sleep that first night owing to the blatant devotional exercises

of the overwrought negroes.

Both Sir Alexander and Lady Swettenham were really wonderful. He,

though an old man, only allowed himself five hours' sleep, and spent

his days at Headquarters House trying to bring the affairs of the

ruined city into some kind of order, and to start the every-day

machinery of ordinary civilised life again, for there were no shops,

no butchers or bakers, no clothing, no groceries--everything had been

destroyed, and had to be reconstructed. We had noticed the previous

afternoon a very rough newly erected shanty. It was barely finished,

but already jets of steam were puffing from its roof, and a large sign

proclaimed it a steam-bakery. That was the only source of bread-supply

in Kingston. Is it necessary to specify the nationality of a firm so

prompt to rise to an emergency, or to add that the names over the door

were two Scottish ones? Lady Swettenham was equally indefatigable, and

sat on endless committees: for sheltering the destitute, for helping

the homeless with food, money and clothing, for providing for the

widows and orphans.

It was estimated that twelve hundred people lost their lives on that

fatal afternoon of January 14, 1907, though even this pales before the

terrific catastrophe of St. Pierre in Martinique, on May 8, 1902, when

forty thousand people and one of the finest towns in the West Indies

were blotted out of existence in one minute by a fiery blast from the

volcano Mont Pele.

Lady Swettenham was driving into Kingston with Lady Dudley at 2.30

p.m. on the day of the earthquake. Some ten minutes later they felt

the carriage suddenly rise, and then fall again. The horses stopped,

and the coachman looked back in vain for the tree he thought he must

have run over, until, on turning the next corner, they came upon a

house in ruins. Then Lady Swettenham knew. Both ladies worked all

night in the hospital, attending to the hundreds of injured. The

hospital dispensary had been wrecked, and, sad to say, the supply of

chloroform became exhausted, so amputations had to be performed

without anaesthetics. Most fortunately there was to have been a great

ball at King's House that very evening, so Lady Swettenham was able to

provide the hospital with unlimited soup, jellies, and cold chickens;

otherwise it would have been impossible to provide the sufferers with

any food at all.

As we all know, points of view differ. After the trolley-car service

had been re-established, my nephew and I had occasion to go into

Kingston daily towards noon. On the front bench of the car there was

always seated a little white boy, about nine years old, with a pile of

school-books. He was a well-mannered, friendly little fellow and soon

entered into conversation. Waxing confidential, he observed to us,

"Isn't this earthquake awfully jolly? Our school is all 'mashed up' so

we get out at half-past eleven instead of at one."

"And how about your own house, Charlie? Is that all right?"

"Oh no, it's all 'mashed up' too, so is Daddy's store. We're living on

the lawn in tents, like Robinson Crusoe. It's most awfully jolly!"

Incidentally I may remark that Charlie's father had been completely

ruined by the earthquake, his store not being insured, but the small

boy only saw things from his own point of view.

A certain London West-End church, with which I am connected, has a

Resident Choir School attached to it. As the choir-boys' dormitory is

at the top of the building, every time that there was an air-raid

during the war, they were routed out of bed and sent down to the

coal-cellar. The boys were told to write an account of one peculiarly

severe raid as part of their school-work. One small urchin described

it as follows: "The Vicar woke us up and told us there was an

air-raid, and that we were to go down into the coal-cellar in our

pyjamas with our blankets. It was awfully jolly down in the cellar. In

our blankets we looked like robbers in a cave, or like a lot of Red

Indians. The Vicar told us stories, and we had buns and cocoa and sang

songs. It was all so awfully jolly that all the chaps hope that there

will be plenty more air-raids."

Here again the small boy's point of view differs materially from that

of the adult.

To go back to Jamaica, an acquaintance had returned early from his

office, and was having a cup of coffee on his verandah at 2.30.

Suddenly he saw the trees at the end of his garden rise up some eight

feet. A quick brain-wave suggested an earthquake to him at once, and

half-unconsciously he jumped from the verandah for all he was worth.

As he alighted on the lawn, his house crashed down behind him.

There were some further milder shocks. I was engaged in shaving early

one morning in our little wooden house, when I felt myself pushed

violently against the dressing-table, almost removing my chin with the

razor at the same time. I suspected my nephew of a practical joke, and

called out angrily to him. In an aggrieved voice he protested that he

had not touched me, but had himself been hurled by an unseen agency

against the wardrobe. Then came a perfect cannonade of nuts from an

overhanging tree on to the wooden roof of our modest temporary abode,

and still we did not understand. I had at that time an English valet,

the most stolid man I have ever come across. He entered the hut with a

pair of brown shoes in one hand, a pair of white ones in the other.

In the most matter-of-fact way he observed, "There's been an

earthquake, so perhaps you would like to wear your brown shoes to-day,

instead of the white ones." By what process of reasoning he judged

brown shoes more fitted to earthquake conditions than white ones,

rather escaped me.

Appalling tragedy though the earthquake was, like most tragedies it

had its occasional lighter side. A certain leading lady of the island

had been in the habit of wearing short skirts, long before the

dictates of fashion imposed the present unbecoming skimpy garments.

She did this on account of the numerous insect pests with which

Jamaica unfortunately abounds. For the same reason she adopted

light-coloured stockings, so that any creeping intruder could be

easily seen and brushed off. Her wardrobe being destroyed in the

earthquake, she took the train into Spanish Town in an endeavour to

replenish it. In a large drapery store the black forewoman at once

recognised the lady, and came forward, all bows and smiles, to greet

so important a customer.

"Please, what can I hab de pleasure of showing Madam?"

"I want some silk stockings, either pink or flesh-colour, if you have

any!"

"Very sorry, Madam, we hab no pink silk stockings, but we hab plenty

of flesh-coloured ones," taking down as she spoke a great bundle of

_black_ silk stockings. Of course, if one thinks over it for a moment,

it would be so.

The religious hysteria amongst the negroes showed no signs of abating.

A black "prophet," a full-blooded negro named Bedward, made his

appearance, and gained a great following. Bedward, dressed in a

discarded British naval uniform, and attended by a neurotic bodyguard

of screaming, hysterical negresses, made continual triumphal parades

through the streets of Kingston. As far as I could ascertain the most

important item in his religious crusade was the baptism of his

converts in the Hope River, at a uniform charge of half-a-crown per

head.

With regard to baptism, a curious incident occurred long before I was

born. A sister of mine, the late Duchess of Buccleuch, was so frail

and delicate at her birth that it was thought that she could not

possibly survive. She was accordingly baptised privately two days

after her birth. She rallied, and grew into a big sturdy girl. When

she was four years old, my father had her received into the Church by

the Archbishop of Canterbury, at the Chapel Royal, St. James's Palace.

During the service the Archbishop became inarticulate, and many of

those present feared that he had sustained a stroke, or had been

suddenly afflicted with aphasia. What had happened was this: As my

sister was inclined to be fidgetty and troublesome, my mother had,

perhaps unwisely, given her a packet of sugar-almonds to keep her

quiet. The child was actually sucking one of these when she arrived at

the Chapel Royal, but was, of course, made to remove it. Unseen by any

one, she managed to place another in her mouth. When the Archbishop

took her in his arms, the child, seeing his mouth so close to hers,

with the kindest intentions in the world, took the sugar-almond from

her own mouth and popped it into the Archbishop's. Never had a Primate

been in a more embarrassing situation! Having both his arms occupied

in holding the child, he could not remove the offending almond with

his fingers. It would be quite superfluous on my part to point out how

highly indecorous it would be for an Archbishop to--shall we say to

expel anything from his mouth--in church; and even after the sugar had

been dissolved, an almond must be crunched before it can be disposed

of, another wholly inadmissible contingency. So the poor Archbishop

had perforce to remain inarticulate; let us only hope that you and I

may never find ourselves in so difficult a situation.

Many people in Jamaica were in 1907 in quite as difficult a situation.

I found the wife of the Chief Justice, an old acquaintance of mine in

the Far East, living in the emptied swimming-bath of what had been her

home. The officers of the West India Regiment at Up Park Camp were all

under canvas on the cricket-ground. The officers' quarters at Up Park

Barracks were exceedingly well designed for the climate, being raised

on arcades. They were shattered, but the wooden shingle roofs had

fallen intact and unbroken, and lay on the ground in pieces about 100

feet long, a most curious spectacle. Students of _Tom Cringle_ will

remember the gruesome description of his dinner at the Mess at Up

Park Camp, during an epidemic of yellow fever, when one officer after

another got up and left the room, pinching the regimental doctor on

the shoulder as he did so, as an intimation that he, too, had been

claimed by the yellow death. The military authorities acted unwisely

in selecting Up Park as a site for barracks. It certainly stands high,

but is shut off from the sea breeze by the hill known as Long

Mountain, and has, in addition, a dangerous swamp to windward of it,

two drawbacks which might have been foreseen.

I noticed that brick houses suffered more than stone ones. This was

attributed to the inferior mortar used by Jamaican masons, for which

there can be no excuse, for the island abounds in lime. Wooden houses

escaped scatheless. Every statue in the Public Gardens was thrown

down, except that of Queen Victoria. The superstitious negroes were

much impressed by this fact, though the earthquake had, curiously

enough, twisted the statue entirely round. Instead of facing the sea,

as she formerly did, the Queen now turned her back on it, otherwise

the statue was uninjured. The clock on the shattered Parish Church

recorded the fatal hour when it had stopped in the general ruin: 2.42

p.m. As far as I could learn, the earthquake had not taken the form of

a trembling motion, but the solid ground had twice risen and fallen

eight feet, a sort of land-wave, which apparently was confined to the

light sandy Liguanea plain, for where the mountains began no shock had

been felt. The fine old church of St. Andrew had been originally built

in 1635, but had been demolished by the earthquake of 1692 and rebuilt

in 1700, as the inscription at the west end testified. Here the words

"Anna Regina," surrounded by a mass of florid carving, showed that

Jamaica is no land of yesterday. The earthquake of 1907 shook down the

tower, but did not injure the collection of very fine seventeenth- and

eighteenth-century monuments the church contains. The inscription on

one of these, opposite the Governor's pew, pleased me by its

originality. After a detailed list of the many admirable qualities of

the lady it commemorates, it goes on to say that "in the yeare 1685

she passed through the spotted veil of the smallpox to her God."

We accompanied the Governor to Port Royal to take stock of the damage

there. Previous to 1692, Port Royal was reputed the richest and the

wickedest spot on earth, for it was the headquarters of the

Buccaneers; here they divided their ill-gotten gains, and here they

strutted about bedizened in their tawdry finery, drinking and

gambling. I should be inclined to distrust the local legend that in

the many taverns the wine was all served in jewelled golden cups, for,

given the character of the customers, one would imagine that the gold

cups would be apt to leave the taverns with the customers. Then came

the earthquake of 1692, and half of Port Royal was swallowed by the

sea. A pillar has been erected at Green Bay, opposite to a Huguenot

refugee, one Lewis Galdy, who had a wonderful escape. According to the

inscription on it, "Mr. Lewis Galdy was swallowed by the earthquake,

and, by the providence of God, thrown by another shock into the sea,

and lived many years afterwards in great reputation."

Port Royal cannot be called a fortunate spot, for in 1703 it was again

entirely destroyed by fire, and in 1722 it was swept away by a

hurricane.

It is, in spite of its historic past, a mean, squalid, decaying little

place. Being built almost entirely of wood, the town had sustained but

little injury, but the massive concrete fort at the end of the

peninsula had slid bodily into the sea, six-inch guns and all. Some

twenty cocoa-nut palms it had taken with it were standing in the

water, their brown withered tops just peering above the surface,

giving a curious effect of desolation. A tramway used for conveying

ammunition bore witness to the violence of the earth-waves, for it

stood in places some ten feet up in the air, resting on nothing at

all; looking for all the world like a switchback railway at Earl's

Court. So many charges are levelled at the Royal Engineers that it is

pleasant to be able to testify that every building erected by this

much-abused corps at Port Royal had resisted the earthquake and was

standing intact. Port Royal, notwithstanding its situation at the end

of a peninsula, had in old days a terrible reputation for

unhealthiness, only surpassed by that of Fort Augusta across the bay,

the latter a veritable charnel-house. The neighbourhood of the

poisonous swamps of the Rio Cobre was in both cases responsible for

the loss of tens of thousands of British soldiers' lives in these two

ill-fated spots. They were both hot-beds of yellow fever.

My nephew and I, being able to do no good there, were anxious to

escape from ruined Kingston, and made arrangements to stay as paying

guests with one or two planters, in order to see something of their

daily life. After a second drive through the exquisitely beautiful Bog

Walk and over Monte Diavolo, we found ourselves on the sugar estate of

a widow, a lady of pure white blood. There were abundant indications

of the former prosperity of the place, and even more apparent signs

that at present the wolf was very close to the door. The verandah was

paved with marble, there was some fine mahogany carving in the central

hall, the dessert-service was of George II. silver-gilt, and the china

beautiful old Spode. Everything else about the place told its own

story of desperate financial conditions. Our hostess declared that it

was impossible for a woman to manage a sugar estate, as she could not

always be about amongst the canes and in the boiler-house, and her

sons were not yet old enough to help her. No one who has not

experienced it can picture the heat of a Jamaican sugar-factory; I

should imagine the temperature to be about 120 degrees. Most people, I

think, take a rather childish pleasure in watching the first stages of

the manufacture of familiar products. I confess to feeling interested

on

being told that the stream of muddy liquid issuing from the crushed

canes and trickling gaily down its wooden gutters, would ultimately

figure as the lump-sugar of our breakfast-tables. There is also a

peculiarly fascinating apparatus known as a vacuum-pan, peeping into

which, through a little tale window, a species of brown porridge

transforms itself into crystallised sugar of the sort known to

housekeepers as "Demerara" under your very eyes; and another equally

attractive, rapidly revolving machine in which the molasses, by

centrifugal force, detaches itself from the sugar, and runs of its own

accord down its appointed channels to the rum distillery, where

Alice's Dormouse would have had the gratification of seeing a real

treacle-well. In this latter place, where the smell of the fermenting

molasses is awful, only East Indian coolies can be employed, a West

Indian negro being unable to withstand its alcoholic temptations.

After seeing all the lions of the island, we drifted as paying guests

to a school for little white boys on the north coast.

The surroundings of this school were ideally beautiful. It stood on a

promontory jutting into the sea, with a coral reef in front of it, but

shut in as it was by the hills, the heat of the place was unbearable,

and the little white boys all looked pathetically pale and "peaky."

My nephew pointed out to me that a little cove near the school must be

the identical place we had both read of hundreds of times, and he

justly remarked what an ideal spot it would be in which to be

shipwrecked. All the traditional accessories were there. The coral

reef with the breakers thundering on it; the placid lagoon inshore; a

little cove whose dazzling white coral beach was fringed with

cocoa-nut palms down to the very water's edge; a crystal-clear spring

trickling down the cliff and tumbling into a rocky basin; the hill

behind clothed with a dense jungle of bread-fruit trees and wild

plantains, whose sea of greenery was starred with the golden balls of

innumerable orange trees; the whole place must really have been lifted

bodily out of some boy's book, and put here to prove that writers of

fiction occasionally tell the truth, for it seemed perfectly familiar

to both of us. Certainly, the oranges were of the bitter Seville

variety and were uneatable, and wild plantains are but an indifferent

article of diet; still, they satisfied the eye, and fulfilled their

purpose as indispensable accessories to the castaway's new home. It

would be impossible to conceive of more orthodox surroundings in which

to be shipwrecked, for our vessel would be, of course, piled up on the

reef within convenient distance, and we would presuppose a current

setting into the cove. We should also have to assume that the ship was

loaded with a general cargo, including such unlikely items as

tool-chests and cases of vegetable seeds, all of which would be washed

ashore undamaged precisely when wanted. It is quite obvious that a

cargo of, say, type-writers, or railway metals, would prove of

doubtful utility to any castaways, nor would there be much probability

of either of these articles floating ashore. My nephew, a slave to

tradition, wished at once to construct a hut of palm branches close to

the clear spring, as is always done in the books; he was also

positively yearning to light a fire in the manner customary amongst

orthodox castaways, by using my spectacles as a burning-glass. With

regard to the necessary commissariat arrangements, he pointed out that

there were abundant Avocado pear trees in the vicinity, which would

furnish "Midshipman's butter," whilst the bread-fruit tree would

satisfactorily replace the baker, and the Aki fruit form an excellent

substitute for eggs. He enlarged on the innumerable other vegetable

conveniences of the island, and declared that it was almost flying in

the face of Providence for a sea-captain to neglect to lose his ship

in so ideal a spot.

Whilst watching the little boys playing football in a temperature of

90 degrees, we noticed an unusual adjunct to a football field. A great

pile of unripe, green cocoa-nuts (called "water-cocoa-nuts" in Jamaica)

lay in one corner, with a negro boy standing guard over them. Up would

trot a dripping little white urchin, and pant out, "Please open me a

nut, Arthur," and with one stroke of his machete the young negro would

decapitate a nut, which the little fellow would drain thirstily and

then rush back to his game. The schoolmaster told me that he always

gave his boys cocoa-nut water at their dinner, as it never causes a

chill, and as there were thousands of trees growing round the school,

it was an inexpensive luxury. One of the duties of Arthur, the negro

boy, was to supply the school with nuts, and I saw him going up the

trees like a monkey, with the aid of a sling of rope round his leg.

I and my nephew went out fishing on the reef at dawn, before the

breeze sprang up. The water was like glass, and we could see the

bottom quite clearly at nine fathoms. It was like fishing in an

aquarium. The most impossible marine monsters! Turquoise-blue fish;

grey and pink fish; some green and scarlet, others as yellow as

canaries. We could follow our lines right down to the bottom, and see

the fish hook themselves amongst the jagged coral, till the

bottom-boards of the boat looked like a rainbow with our victims. As

the breeze sprang up, the surf started at once, and fishing became

impossible. We had been warned that many of the reef fish were

uneatable, and that the yellow ones were actively poisonous. We were

quite proud of our Joseph's-coat-like catch, but our henchman, the

negro lad Arthur, assured us that every fish we had caught was

poisonous. We had reason later to doubt this assertion, as we saw him

walking home with a splendid parti-coloured string of fish, probably

chuckling over the white man's credulity.

The natural surroundings of that school were lovely, but the little

white boys, who had lived all their lives in Jamaica, most likely took

it all for granted, and thought it quite natural to have their

bathing-place surrounded by cocoa-nut palms, their playground fringed

with hibiscus and scarlet poinsettias, and the garden a riot of

mangoes, bread-fruits, nutmeg and cinnamon trees.

No doubt they thought their school and its grounds dull and

hideous. On a subsequent voyage home from Jamaica, there was on board

a very small boy from this identical school, on his way to a school in

Scotland. He seemed about eight; a little, sturdy figure in white

cotton shorts. He was really much older, and it was curious to hear a

deep bass voice (with a strong Scottish accent) issuing from so small

a frame. He was a very independent little Scot, wanting no help, and

quite able to take care of himself. We arrived at Bristol in bitterly

cold weather, and the boy, who had been five years in Jamaica, had

only his tropical clothing. We left him on the platform of Bristol

station, a forlorn little figure, shivering in his inadequate white

cotton shorts, and blue with the unaccustomed cold, to commence his

battle with the world alone, but still declining any assistance in

reaching his destination. That boy had a brief, but most distinguished

career. He passed second out of Sandhurst, sweeping the board of

prizes, including the King's Prize, Lord Roberts' Prize, the Sword of

Honour, and the riding and shooting prizes. He chose the Indian Army,

and the 9th Goorkhas as his regiment, a choice he had made, as he told

me afterwards, since his earliest boyhood, when Rudyard Kipling's

books had first opened his eyes to a new world. That lad proved to

have the most extraordinary natural gift for Oriental languages.

Within two years of his first arrival in India he had passed in higher

Urdu, in higher Hindi, in Punjabi, and in Pushtoo. Norman Kemp had; in

addition, some curious intuitive faculty for understanding the

Oriental mind, and was a born leader of men. He was a wonderful

all-round sportsman, and promised to be one of the finest

soldier-jockeys India has ever turned out, for here his light weight

and very diminutive size were assets. He came to France with the first

Indian contingent, went through eighteen months' heavy fighting there,

and then took part in the relief of Kut, where he won the M.C. for

conspicuous valour on the field, and afterwards gained the D.S.O. I

have heard him conversing in five different languages with the wounded

Indian soldiers in the Pavilion Hospital at Brighton (with the

Scottish accent underlying them all), and noted the thorough

understanding there was between him and the men. Young as he was, he

had managed to get inside the Oriental mind. He was killed in a paltry

frontier affray, six months after the Armistice. I am convinced that

Norman Kemp would have made a great name for himself had he lived. He

had the peculiar faculty of gaining the confidence of the Oriental,

and I think that he would have eventually drifted from the Military to

the Political or Administrative side in India. He was a splendid

little fellow.

Nearly twenty-five years earlier, I had known another very similar

type of young man. He was a subaltern in the Norfolk Regiment, and a

great school-friend of a nephew of mine. Chafing at the monotony of

regimental life, he got seconded, and went out to the Nigerian

Frontier Field Force. Here that young fellow of twenty-two, who had

hitherto confined his energies to playing football and boxing, proved

himself not only a natural leader of men, but a born administrator as

well. He quickly gained the confidence of his Haussa troops, and then

set to work to improve the sanitary conditions of Jebba, where he was

stationed. He equipped the town with a good water-supply, as well as

with a system of drainage, and planted large vegetable gardens, so

that the European residents need no longer be entirely dependent on

tinned foods. It was Ronald Buxton, too, who first had the idea of

building houses on tripods of railway metals, to raise them above the

deadly ground-mists. Thanks to him, the place became reasonably

healthy, and his powers of organisation being quickly recognised, he

was transferred from the Military to the Administrative side. His

whole heart was in his work. Like young Kemp, Buxton always stayed in

my house when on leave. Though the most tempting invitations to shoot

and to hunt rained in on him whilst in England, he was always fretting

and chafing to be back at work in his pestilential West African swamp,

where he lived on a perpetual diet of bully beef and yams in a leaky

native grass-built hut. Like young Kemp, he was absolutely indifferent

to the ordinary comforts of life, and appeared really to enjoy

hardships, and they were both quite insensible to the attractions of

money. He was killed in the South African War, or would, I am sure,

have had a most distinguished Colonial career. These two young men

seemed created to be pioneers in rough lands. As far as my own

experience goes, it is only these Islands that produce young men of

the precise stamp of Norman Kemp and Ronald Buxton.

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