CHAPTER IV

The glamour of the West Indies--Captain Marryat and Michael

Scott--Deadly climate of the islands in the eighteenth century--The

West Indian planters--Difference between East and West Indies--"Let us

eat and drink, for to-morrow we die"--Training-school for British

Navy--A fruitless voyage--Quarantine--Distant view of Barbados--Father

Labat--The last of the Emperors of Byzantium--Delightful little Lady

Nugent and her diary of 1802--Her impressions of Jamaica--Wealthy

planters--Their hideous gormandising--A simple morning meal--An

aldermanic dinner--How the little Nugents were gorged--Haiti--Attempts

of General Le Clerc to secure British intervention in Haiti--Presents

to Lady Nugent--Her Paris dresses described--Our arrival in

Jamaica--Its marvellous beauty--The bewildered Guardsman--Little trace

of Spain left in Jamaica--The Spaniards as builders--British and

Spanish Colonial methods contrasted.

Since the earliest days of my boyhood, the West Indies have exercised

a quite irresistible fascination over me. This was probably due to my

having read and re-read _Peter Simple_ and _Tom Cringle's Log_ over and

over again, until I knew them almost by heart; indeed I will confess

that even at the present day the glamour of these books is almost as

strong as it used to be, and that hardly a year passes without my

thumbing once again their familiar pages. Both Captain Marryat and

Michael Scott knew their West Indies well, for Marryat had served on

the station in either 1813 or 1814, and Michael Scott lived for sixteen

years in Jamaica, from 1806 to 1822, at first as manager of a sugar

estate, and then as a merchant in Kingston. Marryat and Scott were

practically contemporaries, though the former was the younger by three

years, being born in 1792. I am told that now-a-days boys care for

neither of these books; if so, the loss is theirs. What attracted me in

these authors' West Indian pictures was the fact that here was a

community of British-born people living a reckless, rollicking, Charles

Lever-like sort of life in a most deadly climate, thousands of miles

from home, apparently equally indifferent to earthquakes, hurricanes,

or yellow fever, for at the beginning of the twentieth century no one

who has not read the Colonial records, or visited West Indian churches,

can form the faintest idea of the awful ravages of yellow fever, nor of

the vast amount of victims this appalling scourge claimed. Now,

improved sanitation and the knowledge that the yellow death is carried

by the Stegomyia mosquito, with the precautionary methods suggested by

that knowledge, have almost entirely eliminated yellow fever from the

West India islands; but in Marryat and Scott's time to be ordered to

the West Indies was looked upon as equivalent to a death sentence. Yet

every writer enlarges upon the exquisite beauty of these green, sun-

kissed islands, and regrets bitterly that so enchanting an earthly

paradise should be the very ante-room of death.

In spite of the unhealthy climate, in the days when King Sugar reigned

undisputed, the owners of sugar estates, attracted by the enormous

fortunes then to be made, and fully alive to the fact that in the case

of absentee proprietors profits tended to go everywhere except into

the owners' pockets, deliberately braved the climate, settled down for

life (usually a brief one) in either Jamaica or Barbados, built

themselves sumptuous houses, stocked with silver plate and rare wines,

and held high and continual revel until such time as Yellow Jack

should claim them. In the East Indies the soldiers and Civil Servants

of "John Company," and the merchant community, "shook the pagoda tree"

until they had accumulated sufficient fortunes on which to retire,

when they returned to England with yellow faces and torpid livers,

grumbling like Jos Sedley to the ends of their lives about the cold,

and the carelessness of English cooks in preparing curries, and

harbouring unending regrets for the flesh-pots and comforts of life in

Boggley Wollah, which in retrospect no doubt appeared more attractive

than they had done in reality. The West Indian, on the other hand,

settled down permanently with his wife and family in the island of his

choice. Barbados and Jamaica are the only two tropical countries under

the British flag where there was a resident white gentry born and bred

in the country, with country places handed down from father to son. In

these two islands not one word of any language but English was ever to

be heard from either black or white. The English parochial system had

been transplanted bodily, and successfully, with guardians and

overseers complete; in a word, they were colonies in the strictest

sense of the word; transplanted portions of the motherland, with most

of its institutions, dumped down into the Caribbean Sea, but blighted

until 1834 by the curse of negro slavery. It was this overseas

England, set amidst the most enchanting tropical scenery and

vegetation, that I was so anxious to see. Michael Scott, both in _Tom

Cringle_ and _The Cruise of the Midge_, gave the most alluring pictures

of Creole society (a Creole does _not_ mean a coloured person; any one

born in the West Indies of pure white parents is a Creole); they

certainly seemed to get drunk more than was necessary, yet the

impression left on one's mind was not unlike that produced by the

purely fictitious Ireland of Charles Lever's novels: one continual

round of junketing, feasting, and practical jokes; and what gave the

pictures additional piquancy was the knowledge that death was all the

while peeping round the corner, and that Yellow Jack might at any

moment touch one of these light-hearted revellers with his burning

finger-tips.

Lady Nugent, wife of Sir George Nugent, Governor of Jamaica from 1801

to 1806, kept a voluminous diary during her stay in the island, and

most excellent reading it makes. She was thus rather anterior in date

to Michael Scott, but their descriptions tally very closely. I shall

have a good deal to say about Lady Nugent.

The West Indies make an appeal of a different nature to all Britons.

They were the training-ground and school of all the great British

Admirals from Drake to Nelson. Benbow died of his wounds at Port Royal

in Jamaica, and was buried in Kingston Parish Church in 1702, whilst

Rodney's memory is still so cherished by West Indians, white and

coloured alike, that serious riots broke out when his statue was

removed from Spanish Town to Kingston, and his effigy had eventually

to be placed in the memorial temple which grateful Spanish Town

erected to commemorate his great victory over de Grasse off Dominica

on April 12, 1782, as the result of which the Lesser Antilles remained

British instead of French. For all these reasons I had experienced,

since the age of thirteen, an intense longing to see these lovely

islands with all their historic associations.

In 1884 I travelled from Buenos Ayres to Canada in a tramp steamer

simply and solely because she was advertised to call at Barbados and

Jamaica. Never shall I forget my first night in that tramp. I soon

became conscious of uninvited guests in my bunk, so, striking a light

(strictly against rules in the ships of those days), I discovered

regiments and army corps of noisome, crawling vermin marching in

serried ranks into my bunk under the impression that it was their

parade ground. For the remainder of the voyage I slept on the saloon

table, a hard but cleanly couch. We lay for a week at Rio de Janeiro

loading coffee, and we touched at Bahia and at Pernambuco. At this

latter place as at Rio an epidemic of yellow fever was raging, so we

had not got a clean bill-of-health. As the blunt-nosed tramp pushed

her leisurely way northward through the oily ultra-marine expanse of

tropical seas, I thought longingly of the green island for which we

were heading. We reached Carlisle Bay, Barbados, at daybreak on a

glorious June morning, and waited impatiently in the roadstead (there

is no harbour in Barbados) for the liberating visit of the medical

officer from the shore. He arrived, gave one glance at our

bill-of-health, and sternly refused _pratique_, so the hateful

yellow flag remained fluttering at the fore in the Trade wind,

announcing to all and sundry that we were cut off from all

communication with the shore. Never was there a more aggravating

situation! Barbados, all emerald green after the rainy season, looked

deliciously enticing from the ship. The "flamboyant" trees,

_Ponciana Regia_, were in full bloom, making great patches of

vivid scarlet round the Savannah. The houses and villas peeping out of

luxuriant tangles of tropical vegetation had a delightfully home-like

look to eyes accustomed for two years to South American surroundings.

Seen through a glass from the ship's deck, the Public Buildings in

Trafalgar Square, solid and substantial, had all the unimaginative

neatness of any prosaic provincial townhall at home. We were clearly

no longer in a Latin-American country. It was really a piece of

England translated to the Caribbean Sea, and we few passengers, some

of whom had not seen England for many weary years, were forbidden to

set foot on this outpost of home. It was most exasperating; for never

did any island look more inviting, and surely such dazzling white

houses, such glowing red roofs, such vivid greenery, and so absurdly

blue a sea, had never been seen in conjunction before. Barbados is

almost exactly the size of the Isle of Wight, but in spite of its

restricted area, all the Barbadians, both white and coloured, have the

most exalted opinion of their island, which in those days they

lovingly termed "Bimshire," white Barbadians being then known as

"Bims." Students of Marryat will remember how Mr. Apollo Johnson, at

Miss Betty Austin's coloured "Dignity ball," declared that "All de

world fight against England, but England nebber fear; King George

nebber fear while Barbados 'tand 'tiff," and something of that

sentiment persists still to-day. As a youngster I used to laugh till I

cried at the rebuff administered to Peter Simple by Miss Minerva at

the same "Dignity ball." Peter was carving a turkey, and asked his

swarthy partner whether he might send her a slice of the breast.

Shocked at such coarseness, the dusky but delicate damsel simpered

demurely, "Sar, I take a lily piece turkey bosom, if you please."

Dignity balls are still held in Barbados; they are rather trying to

one of the senses. In the "eighties" it was a point of honour amongst

"Bims" to wear on all and every occasion a high black silk hat. During

our enforced quarantine we saw a number of white Bims sailing little

yachts about the roadstead, every single man of them crowned with a

high silk hat, about the most uncomfortable head-gear imaginable for

sailing in. Another agreeable home-touch was to hear the negro boatmen

all talking to each other in English. Their speech may not have been

melodious, but it fell pleasantly enough on ears accustomed for so

long to hear nothing but Spanish. From my intimate acquaintance with

Marryat, even the jargon of the negro boatmen struck me with a

delightful sense of familiarity, as did the very place-names, Needham

Point and Carlisle Bay. I was fated not to see Barbados again for

twenty-two years.

In the early part of the eighteenth century a French missionary, one

Father Labat, visited Barbados and gave the most glowing account of it

to his countrymen. According to him the island was brimful of wealth,

and the jewellers' and silversmiths' shops in Bridgetown rivalled

those of Paris. I should be inclined to question Father Labat's strict

veracity. This worthy priest declared that the planters lived in

sumptuous houses, superbly furnished, that their dinners lasted four

hours, and their tables were crowded with gold and silver plate. The

statement as to the length of the planters' dinners is probably an

accurate one, for I myself have been the recipient of Barbadian

hospitality, and had never before even imagined such an endless

procession of fish, flesh, and fowl, not to mention turtle,

land-crabs, and pepper-pot. West Indian negresses seem to have a

natural gift for cooking, though their _cuisine_ is a very highly

spiced and full-flavoured one.

Father Labat's motive in drawing so glorified a picture of Barbados

peeps out at the end of his account, for he drily remarks that the

fortifications of the island were most inadequate, and that it could

easily be captured by the French; he was clearly making an appeal to

his countrymen's cupidity.

Upon making the acquaintance of Bridgetown some twenty years after my

first quarantine visit, I can hardly endorse Father Labat's opinion

that the streets are strikingly handsome, for Bridgetown, like most

British West Indian towns, looks as though all the houses were built

of cards or paper. It is, however, a bright, cheery little spot, seems

prosperous enough, and has its own Trafalgar Square, decorated with

its own very fine statue of Nelson. Every house both in Jamaica and

Barbados is fitted with sash-windows in the English style. This

fidelity to the customs of the motherland is very touching but hardly

practical, for in the burning climate of the West Indies every

available breath of fresh air is welcome. With French windows, the

entire window-space can be opened; with sashes, one-half of the window

remains necessarily blocked.

Let strangers beware of "Barbados Green Bitters." It is a most

comforting local cocktail, apparently quite innocuous. It is not;

under its silkiness it is abominably potent. One "green bitter" is

food, two are dangerous.

In St. John's churchyard, some fourteen miles from Bridgetown, is to

be seen one of the most striking examples of the vanity of human

greatness. A stone reproduction of the porch of a Greek temple bears

this inscription,

HERE LYETH YE BODY OF

FERDINANDO PALEOLOGOS

DESCENDED FROM YE IMPERIAL LYNE

OF YE LAST CHRISTIAN

EMPERORS OF GREECE

CHURCHWARDEN OF THIS PARISH

1655-1656

VESTRYMAN TWENTY YEARS

DIED OCTOBER 3, 1678.

Just think of it! The last descendant of Constantine, the last scion

of the proud Emperors of Byzantium, commemorated as vestryman and

churchwarden of a country parish in a little, unknown island in the

Caribbean, only then settled for seventy-three years! Could any

preacher quote a more striking instance of "_sic transit gloria

mundi_"?

Codrington College, not far from St. John's church, is rather a

surprise. Few people would expect to come across a little piece of

Oxford in a tropical island, or to find a college building over two

hundred years old in Barbados, complete with hall and chapel. The

facade of Codrington is modelled on either Queen's or the New

Buildings at Magdalen, Oxford, and the college is affiliated to Durham

University. Originally intended as a place of education for the sons

of white planters it is now wholly given over to coloured students.

It can certainly claim the note of the unexpected, and the quiet

eighteenth-century dignity of its architecture is enhanced by the

broad lake which fronts it, and by the exceedingly pretty tropical

park in which it stands. Codrington boasts some splendid specimens of

the "Royal" palm, the _Palmiste_ of the French, which is one of

the glories of West Indian scenery.

Though Father Labat may have drawn the longbow intentionally, some of

the country houses erected by the sugar planters in the heyday of the

colony's riotous prosperity are really very fine indeed, although at

present they have mostly changed hands, or been left derelict. Long

Bay Castle, now unoccupied, is a most ambitious building, with marble

stairs, beautiful plaster ceilings, and some of its original

Chippendale furniture still remaining. A curious feature of all these

Barbadian houses is the hurricane-wing, built of extra strength and

fitted with iron shutters, into which all the family locked themselves

when the fall of the barometer announced the approach of a hurricane.

I was shown one hurricane-wing which had successfully withstood two

centuries of these visitations.

Barbados is the only ugly island of the West Indian group, for every

available foot is planted with sugar-cane, and the unbroken,

undulating sea of green is monotonous. In the hilly portions, however,

there are some very attractive bits of scenery.

On my first visit, as I have already said, I saw nothing of all this,

except through glasses from the deck of a tramp. I was also to be

denied a sight of Jamaica, for the Captain knew that he would be

refused _pratique_ there, and settled to steam direct to the Danish

island of St. Thomas, where quarantine regulations were less strict, so

all my voyage was for nothing.

Not for over twenty years after was I to make the acquaintance of

Kingston and Port Royal and the Palisadoes, all very familiar names to

me from my constant reading of Marryat and Michael Scott.

I suppose that every one draws mental pictures of places that they

have constantly heard about, and that most people have noticed how

invariably the real place is not only totally different from the fancy

picture, but almost aggressively so.

I have already mentioned Lady Nugent's journal or "Jamaica in 1801." I

am persuaded that she must have been a most delightful little

creature. She was very tiny, as she tells us herself, and had brown

curly hair. She was a little coy about her age, which she confided to

no one; by her own directions, it was omitted even from her tombstone,

but from internal evidence we know that when her husband, Sir George

Nugent, was appointed Governor of Jamaica on April 1, 1801 (how

sceptical he must have been at first as to the genuineness of this

appointment! One can almost hear him ejaculating "Quite so. You don't

make an April fool of me!"), she was either thirty or thirty-one years

old. Lady Nugent was as great an adept as Mrs. Fairchild, of revered

memory, at composing long prayers, every one of which she enters _in

extenso_ in her diary, but not only was there a delightful note of

feminine coquetry about her, but she also possessed a keen sense of

humour, two engaging attributes in which, I fear, that poor

Mrs. Fairchild was lamentably lacking.

Lady Nugent and her husband sailed out to Jamaica in a man-of-war,

H.M.S. _Ambuscade_, in June, 1801. As Sir George Nugent had been

from 1799 to 1801 Adjutant-General in Ireland, this name must have had

quite a home-like sound to him. We read in Lady Nugent's diary of June

25, 1801, after a lengthy supplication for protection against the

perils of the deep, the following charmingly feminine note: "My

nightcaps are so smart that I wear them all day, for to tell the truth

I really think I look better in my nightcap than in my bonnet, and as

I am surrounded by men who do not know a nightcap from a daycap, it is

no matter what I do." Dear little thing! I am sure she looked too

sweet in them. They sailed from Cork on June 5, and reached Barbados

on July 17, which seems a quick voyage. They stayed one night at an

inn in Bridgetown, and gave a dinner-party for which the bill was over

sixty pounds. This strikes quite a modern note, and might really have

been in post-war days instead of in 1801.

Lady Nugent found the society in Jamaica, both that of officials and

of planters and their wives, intensely uncongenial to her. "Nothing is

ever talked of in this horrid island but the price of sugar. The only

other topics of conversation are debt, disease and death." She was

much shocked at the low standard of morality prevailing amongst the

white men in the colony, and disgusted at the perpetual gormandising

and drunkenness. The frequent deaths from yellow fever amongst her

acquaintance, and the terrible rapidity with which Yellow Jack slew,

depressed her dreadfully, and she was startled at the callous fashion

in which people, hardened by many years' experience of the scourge,

received the news of the death of their most intimate friends. She was

perpetually complaining of the unbearable heat, to which she never got

acclimatised; she suffered "sadly" from the mosquitoes, and never

could get used to earthquakes, hurricanes, or scorpions.

With these exceptions, she seems to have liked Jamaica very well. It

must have been an extraordinary community, and to understand it we

must remember the conditions prevailing. Bryan Edwards, in his

_History of the British West Indies_, published in 1793, called

them "the principal source of the national opulence and maritime power

of England"; and without the stream of wealth pouring into Great

Britain from Barbados and Jamaica, the long struggle with France would

have been impossible.

The term "as rich as a West Indian" was proverbial, and in 1803 the

West Indies were accountable for one-third of the imports and exports

of Great Britain.

The price of sugar in 1803 was fifty-two shillings a hundredweight.

Wealth was pouring into the island and into the pockets of the

planters. Lady Nugent constantly alludes to sugar estates worth

20,000 or 30,000 pounds a year. These planters were six weeks distant

from England, and, except during the two years' respite which followed

the Treaty of Amiens, Great Britain had been intermittently at war with

either France or Spain during the whole of the eighteenth century. The

preliminary articles of peace between France and Britain were signed

on October 1, 1801, the Peace of Amiens itself on March 27, 1802, but

in July, 1803, hostilities between the two countries were again

renewed. All this meant that communications between the colony and the

motherland were very precarious. Nominally a mail-packet sailed from

Jamaica once a month, but the seas were swarming with swift-sailing

French and Spanish privateers, hanging about the trade-routes on the

chance of capturing West Indiamen with their rich cargoes, so the

mail-packets had to wait till a convoy assembled, and were then

escorted home by men-of-war. This entailed the increasing isolation of

the white community in Jamaica, who, in their outlook on life,

retained the eighteenth-century standpoint. Now the eighteenth century

was a thoroughly gross and material epoch. People had a pretty taste

in clothes, and a nice feeling for good architecture, graceful

furniture, and artistic house decoration, but this was a veneer only,

and under the veneer lay an ingrained grossness of mind, just as the

gorgeous satins and dainty brocades covered dirty, unwashed

bodies. Even the complexions of the women were artificial to mask the

defects of a sparing use of soap and water, and they drenched

themselves with perfumes to hide the unpleasant effects of this lack

of bodily cleanliness. On the surface hyper-refinement, glitter and

show; beneath it a crude materialism and an ingrained grossness of

temperament. What else could be expected when all the men got drunk as

a matter of course almost every night of their lives? Over the

coarsest description of wood lay a very highly polished veneer of

satin-wood, which might possibly deceive the eye, but once scratch the

paper-thin veneer and the ugly under-surface was at once

apparent. Money rolled into the pockets of these Jamaican planters;

there is but little sport possible in the island, and they had no

intellectual pursuits, so they just built fine houses, filled them

with rare china, Chippendale furniture, and silver plate, and found

their amusements in eating, drinking and gambling.

Even to-day the climate of Jamaica is very enervating. Wise people

know now that to keep in health in hot countries alcohol, and wine

especially, must be avoided. Meat must be eaten very sparingly, and an

abstemious regime will bring its own reward. In the eighteenth

century, however, people apparently thought that vast quantities of

food and drink would combat the debilitating effects of the climate,

and that, too, at a time when yellow fever was endemic. There are

still old-fashioned people who are obsessed with the idea that the

more you eat the stronger you grow. The Creoles in Jamaica certainly

put this theory into effect. Michael Scott, in _Tom Cringle_, describes

many Gargantuan repasts amongst the Kingston merchants, and as he

himself was one of them, we can presume he knew what he was writing

about. The men, too, habitually drank, of all beverages in the

world to select in the scorching heat of Jamaica, hot brandy and

water, and then they wondered that they died of yellow fever! Every

white man and woman in the island seems to have been gorged with

food. It was really a case of "let us eat and drink, for to-morrow we

die"; but if they hadn't eaten and drunk so enormously, presumably

they would not have died so rapidly.

Lady Nugent was much disgusted with this gormandising. On page 78 of

her journal she says, "I don't wonder now at the fever the people

suffer from here--such eating and drinking I never saw! Such loads of

rich and highly-seasoned things, and really the gallons of wine and

mixed liquors that they drink! I observed some of our party to-day eat

at breakfast as if they had never eaten before. A dish of tea, another

of coffee, a bumper of claret, another large one of hock-negus; then

Madeira, sangaree, hot and cold meats, stews and pies, hot and cold

fish pickled and plain, peppers, ginger-sweetmeats, acid fruit, sweet

jellies--in short, it was all as astonishing as it was disgusting."

It really does seem a fair allowance for a simple morning meal.

The life of a Governor of Jamaica is now principally taken up with

quiet administrative work, but in 1802 he was supposed to hold a

succession of reviews, to give personal audiences, endless balls and

dinners, to make tours of inspection round the island; and, in

addition, as _ex officio_ Chancellor of Jamaica, it was his duty

to preside at all the sittings of the Court of Chancery. During their

many tours of inspection poor little Lady Nugent complains that, with

the best wishes in the world, she really could not eat five large

meals a day. She continues (page 95), "At the Moro to-day, our dinner

at 6 was really so profuse that it is worth describing. The first

course was of fish, with an entire jerked hog in the centre, and a

black crab pepper-pot. The second course was of turtle, mutton, beef,

turkey, goose, ducks, chicken, capons, ham, tongue, and crab patties.

The third course was of sweets and fruits of all kinds. I felt quite

sick, what with the heat and such a profusion of eatables."

One wonders what those planters' weekly bills would have amounted to

at the present-day scale of prices, and can no longer feel surprised

at their all running into debt, in spite of their huge incomes. The

drinking, too, was on the same scale. Lady Nugent remarks (page 108),

"I am not astonished at the general ill-health of the men in this

country, for they really eat like cormorants and drink like porpoises.

All the men of our party got drunk to-night, even to a boy of fifteen,

who was obliged to be carried home." Tom Cringle, in his account of a

dinner-party in Cuba, remarks airily, "We, the males of the party, had

drunk little or nothing, a bottle of claret or so apiece, a dram of

brandy, and a good deal of vin-de-grave (_sic_)," and he really

thinks that nothing: moderation itself in that sweltering climate!

In spite of her disgust at the immense amount of food devoured round

her, Lady Nugent seems to have adopted a Jamaican scale of diet for

her children, for when she returned to England with them in the

_Augustus Caesar_ in 1805, she gives the following account of the

day's routine on board the ship. It must be observed that George, the

elder child, was not yet three, and that Louisa was under two. "When I

awake, the old steward brings me a dish of ginger tea. I then dress,

and breakfast with the children. At eleven the children have biscuits,

and some port wine and water. George eats some chicken or mutton at

twelve, and at two they each have a bowl of strong soup. At four we

all dine; I go to my cabin at half-past seven, and soon after eight I

am always in bed and the babies fast asleep. The old steward then

comes to my bedside with a large tumbler of porter with a toast in it.

I eat the toast, drink the porter, and usually rest well."

Those two unfortunate children must have landed in England two

miniature Daniel Lamberts. It is pleasant to learn that little George

lived to the age of ninety. Had he not been so stuffed with food in

his youth, he would probably have been a centenarian.

During Nugent's term of office events in Haiti, or San Domingo, as it

was still called then, occasioned him great anxiety. Before the

outbreak of the French Revolution in 1789, Haiti had been the most

prosperous and the most highly civilised of the West Indian islands.

But after the French National Assembly had, in 1791, decreed equal

rights between whites and mulattoes, troubles began. The blacks

rebelled; the French rescinded the decree of 1791 and, changing their

minds again, re-affirmed it. The blacks began murdering and plundering

the whites, and many planters emigrated to Jamaica and the United

States. That most extraordinary man, Toussaint l'Ouverture, a pure

negro, who had been born a slave, re-established some form of order in

Haiti until Napoleon, when the preliminary articles of the Peace of

Amiens had been signed between Britain and France, hit upon the idea

of employing his soldiers in Haiti, and sent out his brother-in-law,

General Le Clerc, with 25,000 French soldiers to re-conquer the

island. It was a most ill-fated expedition; the soldiers could not

withstand the climate, and died like flies; France losing, from first

to last, no less than 40,000 men from yellow fever. In 1802, Le Clerc,

who seems to have been a great scoundrel, died, and in 1804 Haiti

declared her independence.

After the Peace of Amiens the French Government were exceedingly

anxious to secure the cooperation of British troops from Jamaica,

seasoned to the climate, in restoring order in Haiti, and even offered

to cede them such portions of Haiti as were willing to come under the

British flag. During the ten months of General Le Clerc's

administration of Haiti he was perpetually sending envoys to General

Nugent in Jamaica, and continually offering him presents. It is not

uncharitable to suppose that these presents were proffered with a view

of winning Nugent's support to the idea of a British expedition to

Haiti. Nugent, however, sternly refused all these gifts. Madame Le

Clerc, Napoleon's sister, who is better known as the beautiful

Princess Pauline Borghese, a lady with an infinity of admirers, was

far more subtle in her methods. Her presents to Lady Nugent took the

irresistible form of dresses of the latest Parisian fashion, and were

eagerly accepted by that volatile little lady. Indeed, for ten months

she seems to have been entirely dressed by Madame Le Clerc, who even

provided little George Nugent's christening robe of white muslin,

heavily embroidered in gold. Ladies may be interested in Lady Nugent's

account of her various dresses. "Last night at the ball I wore a new

dress of purple crape, embroidered and heavily spangled in gold, given

me by Madame Le Clerc. The skirt rather short; the waist very high.

On my head I wore a wreath of gilded bay-leaves, and must have looked

like a Roman Empress. I think that purple suits me, for every one

declared that they never saw me looking better." Dear little lady! I

am sure that she never did, and that the piquant little face on the

frontispiece, with its roguish eyes, looked charming under her gold

wreath. Again, "I wore a lovely dress of pink crape spangled in

silver, sent me by Madame Le Clerc." She gives a fuller account of her

dress at the great ball given her to celebrate her recovery after the

birth of her son (Dec. 30, 1802).

"For the benefit of posterity I will describe my dress on this grand

occasion. A crape dress, embroidered in silver spangles, also sent me

by Madame Le Clerc, but much richer than that which I wore at the last

ball. Scarcely any sleeves to my dress, but a broad silver spangled

border to the shoulder-straps. The body made very like a child's

frock, tying behind, and the skirt round, with not much train. On my

head a turban of spangled crape like the dress, looped-up with pearls.

This dress, the admiration of all the world over, will, perhaps, fifty

years hence, be laughed at, and considered as ridiculous as our

grandmothers' hoops and brocades appear to us now."

In fairness it must be stated that General Nugent punctiliously

returned all Madame Le Clerc's presents to his wife with gifts of

English cut-glass, then apparently much appreciated by the French. He

seems to have sent absolute cart-loads of cut-glass to Haiti, but in

days when men habitually drank two bottles of wine apiece after

dinner, there was presumably a fair amount of breakage of decanters

and tumblers.

I notice that although Lady Nugent complains on almost every page of

"the appalling heat," the "unbearable heat," the "terrific heat, which

gives me these sad headaches," she seems always ready to dance for

hours at any time. Some idea of the ceremonious manners of the day is

obtained from the perpetual entry "went to bed with my knees aching

from the hundreds of curtsies I have had to make to the company."

In 1811 Sir George Nugent was appointed Commander-in-Chief in Bengal,

and their voyage from Portsmouth to Calcutta occupied exactly six

months, yet there are people who grumble at the mails now taking

eighteen days to traverse the distance between London and Calcutta.

Lady Nugent was much shocked at the universal habit of smoking amongst

Europeans in the East Indies. She sternly refused to allow their two

aides-de-camp to smoke, "for as they are both only twenty-five, they

are too young to begin so odious a custom," an idea which will amuse

the fifteen-year-olds of today.

Not till 1906 did I find myself sailing into Kingston Harbour and

actually set eyes on Port Royal, the Palisadoes, and Fort Augusta, all

very familiar by name to me since my boyhood.

I had taken the trip to shake off a prolonged bronchial attack; a

young Guardsman, a friend of mine, though my junior by many years, was

convalescent after an illness, and was also recommended a sunbath, so

we travelled together. The hotels being all full, we took up our

quarters in a small boarding-house, standing in dense groves of orange

trees, where each shiver of the night breeze sent the branches of the

orange trees swish-swishing, and wafted great breaths of the delicious

fragrance of orange blossom into our rooms. I was in bed, when the

Guardsman, who had never been in the tropics before, rushed

terror-stricken into my room. "I have drunk nothing whatever," he

faltered, "but I must be either very drunk or else mad, for I keep

fancying that my room is full of moving electric lights." I went into

his room, where I found some half-dozen of the peculiarly brilliant

Jamaican fireflies cruising about. The Guardsman refused at first to

believe that any insect could produce so bright a light, and bemoaned

the loss of his mental faculties, until I caught a firefly and showed

him its two lamps gleaming like miniature motor head-lights.

Some pictures stand out startlingly clear-cut in the memory. Such a

one is the recollection of our first morning in Jamaica. The

Guardsman, full of curiosity to see something of the mysterious

tropical island into which we had been deposited after nightfall,

awoke me at daybreak. After landing from the mail-steamer in the dark,

we had had merely impressions of oven-like heat, and of a long,

dim-lit drive in endless suburbs of flimsily built, wooden houses,

through the spice-scented, hot, black-velvet night, enlivened with

almost indecently intimate glimpses into humble interiors, where

swarthy dark forms jabbered and gesticulated, clustered round smoky

oil-lamps; and as the suburbs gave place to the open country, the vast

leaves of unfamiliar growths stood out, momentarily silhouetted

against the blackness by the gleam of our carriage lamps.

It being so early, the Guardsman and I went out as we were, in pyjamas

and slippers, with, of course, sufficient head protection against the

fierce sun. Just a fortnight before we had left England under snow, in

the grip of a black frost; London had been veiled in incessant thick

fogs for ten days, and we had fallen straight into the most

exquisitely beautiful island on the face of the globe, bathed in

perpetual summer.

When we had traversed the grove of orange trees, we came upon a lovely

little sunk-garden, where beds of cannas, orange, sulphur, and

scarlet, blazed round a marble fountain, with a silvery jet splashing

and leaping into the sunshine. The sunk-garden was surrounded on three

sides by a pergola, heavily draped with yellow alamandas, drifts of

wine-coloured bougainvillaa, and pale-blue solanums, the size of

saucers. In the clear morning light it really looked entrancingly

lovely. On the fourth side the garden ended in a terrace dominating

the entire Liguanea plain, with the city of Kingston, Kingston

Harbour, Port Royal, and the hills on the far side spread out below us

like a map. Those hills are now marked on the Ordnance Survey as the

"Healthshire Hills." This is a modern euphemism, for the name

originally given to those hills and the district round them by the

soldiers stationed in the "Apostles' Battery," was "Hellshire," and

any one who has had personal experience of the heat there, can hardly

say that the title is inappropriate. From our heights, even Kingston

itself looked inviting, an impression not confirmed by subsequent

visits to that unlovely town. The long, sickle-shape sandspit of the

Palisadoes separated Kingston Harbour on one side from the blue waters

of the Caribbean Sea; on the other side the mangrove swamps of the Rio

Cobre made unnaturally vivid patches of emerald green against the

background of hills. On railways a green flag denotes that caution

must be observed; the vivid green of the mangroves is Nature's

caution-flag to the white man, for where the mangrove flourishes,

there fever lurks.

The whole scene was so wonderfully beautiful under the blazing

sunlight, and in the crystal-clear atmosphere, that the Guardsman

refused to accept it as genuine. "It can't be real!" he cried, "this

is January. We have got somehow into a pantomime transformation scene.

In a minute it will go, and I shall wake up in Wellington Barracks to

find it freezing like mad, with my owl of a servant telling me that I

have to be on parade in five minutes." This lengthy warrior showed,

too, a childish incredulity when I pointed out to him cocoa-nuts

hanging on the palms; a field of growing pineapples below us, or great

clusters of fruit on the banana trees. Pineapples, cocoanuts, and

bananas were bought in shops; they did not grow on trees. He would

insist that the great orange flowers, the size of cabbages, on the

Brownea trees were artificial, as were the big blue trumpets of the

Morning Glories. He was in reality quite intoxicated with the novelty

and the glamour of his first peep into the tropics. By came

fluttering a great, gorgeous butterfly, the size of a saucer, and

after it rushed the Guardsman, shedding slippers around him as his

long legs bent to their task. He might just as well have attempted to

catch the Scotch Express; but, as he returned to me dripping, he began

to realise what the heat of Jamaica can do. All the remainder of that

day the Guardsman remained under the spell of the entrancing beauty of

his new surroundings, and I was dragged on foot for miles and miles;

along country lanes, through the Hope Botanical Gardens, down into the

deep ravine of the Hope River, then back again, both of us dripping

wet in the fierce heat, in spite of our white drill suits, larding the

ground as we walked, oozing from every pore, but always urged on and

on by my enthusiastic young friend, who, suffering from a paucity of

epithets, kept up monotonous ejaculations of "How absolutely d----d

lovely it all is!" every two minutes.

I had to remain a full hour in the swimming-bath after my exertions;

and the Guardsman had quite determined by night-time to "send in his

papers," and settle down as a coffee-planter in this enchanting

island.

It is curious that although the Spaniards held Jamaica for one hundred

and sixty-one years, no trace of the Spaniard in language, customs, or

architecture is left in the island, for Spain has generally left her

permanent impress on all countries occupied by her, and has planted

her language and her customs definitely in them. The one exception as

regards Jamaica is found in certain place-names such as Ocho Rios, Rio

Grande, and Rio Cobre, but as these are all pronounced in the English

fashion, the music of the Spanish names is lost. Not one word of any

language but English (of a sort) is now heard in the colony. When

Columbus discovered the island in 1494, he called it Santiago,

St. James being the patron saint of Spain, but the native name of

Xaymaca (which being interpreted means "the land of springs")

persisted somehow, and really there are enough Santiagos already

dotted about in Spanish-speaking countries, without further additions

to them. When Admiral Penn and General Venables were sent out by

Cromwell to break the Spanish power in the West Indies, they succeeded

in capturing Jamaica in 1655, and British the island has remained ever

since. To this day the arms of Jamaica are Cromwell's arms slightly

modified, and George V is not King, but "Supreme Lord of Jamaica," the

original title assumed by Cromwell. The fine statue of Queen Victoria

in Kingston is inscribed "Queen of Great Britain and Ireland, Empress

of India, and Supreme Lady of Jamaica."

Venables found that the Spaniards, craving for yet another Santiago,

had called the capital of the island Santiago de la Vega, "St. James

of the Plain," and to this day the official name of Spanish Town, the

old capital, is St. Jago de Vega, and as such is inscribed on all the

milestones, only as it is pronounced in the English fashion, it is now

one of the ugliest names imaginable. The wonderfully beautiful gorge

of the Rio Cobre, above Spanish Town, was called by the conquistadores

"Spouting Waters," or Bocas de Agua. This has been Anglicised into the

hideous name of Bog Walk, just as the "High Waters," Agua Alta, on the

north side of the island, has become the Wagwater River. The Spanish

forms seem preferable to me.

Some one has truly said that the old Spaniards shared all the coral

insect's mania for building. As soon as they had conquered a place,

they set to work to build a great cathedral, and simultaneously, the

church then being distinctly militant, a large and solid fort. They

then proceeded to erect massive walls and ramparts round their new

settlement, and most of these ramparts are surviving to-day. We, in

true British haphazard style, did not build for posterity, but allowed

ramshackle towns to spring up anyhow without any attempt at design or

plan. There are many things we could learn from the Spanish. Their

solid, dignified cities of massive stone houses with deep, heavy

arcades into which the sun never penetrates; their broad plazas where

cool fountains spout under great shade-trees; their imposing

over-ornate churches, their general look of solid permanence, put to

shame our flimsy, ephemeral, planless British West Indian towns of

match-boarding and white paint. We seldom look ahead: they always did.

Added to which it would be, of course, too much trouble to lay out

towns after definite designs; it is much easier to let them grow up

anyhow. On the other hand, the British colonial towns have all good

water supplies, and efficient systems of sewerage, which atones in

some degree for their architectural shortcomings; whilst the Spaniard

would never dream of bothering his head about sanitation, and would be

content with a very inadequate water supply. Provided that he had

sufficient water for the public fountains, the Spaniard would not

trouble about a domestic supply. The Briton contrives an ugly town in

which you can live in reasonable health and comfort; the Spaniard

fashions a most picturesque city in which you are extremely like to

die. Racial ideals differ.

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