CHAPTER II

Mighty Kinchinjanga--The inconceivable splendours of a Himalayan

sunrise--The last Indian telegraph-office--The irrepressible British

Tommy--An improvised garden--An improvised Durbar Hall--A splendid

ceremony--A native dinner--The disguised Europeans--Our shocking

table-manners--Incidents--Two impersonations; one successful, the

other reverse--I come off badly--Indian jugglers--The rope-trick--The

juggler, the rope, and the boy--An inexplicable incident--A performing

cobra scores a success--Ceylon "Devil Dancers"--Their performance--The

Temple of the Tooth--The uncovering of the Tooth--Details

concerning--An abominable libel--Tea and coffee--Peradeniya

Gardens--The upas tree of Java--Colombo an Eastern Clapham

Junction--The French lady and the savages--The small Bermudian and the

inhabitants of England.

During our early morning walks through the jungle-tracts of Assam, on

clear days we occasionally caught a brief glimpse of a glittering

white cone on the horizon. This was mighty Kinchinjanga, the second

highest mountain in the world, distant then from us I should be afraid

to say how many miles.

To see Kinchinjanga to perfection, one must go to Darjeeling. What a

godsend this cool hill-station is to Calcutta, for in twenty hours the

par-boiled Europeans by the Hooghly can find themselves in a

temperature like that of an English April. At Silliguri, where the

East Bengal Railway ends, some humorist has erected, close to the

station, a sign-post inscribed "To Lhassa 359 miles." The sign-post

has omitted to state that this entails an ascent of 16,500 feet. The

Darjeeling-Himalayan Railway, an intrepid little mountain-climber,

looks as though it had come out of a toy-shop, for the gauge is only

two feet, and the diminutive engines and carriages could almost be

pulled about with a string. As the little train pants its leisurely

way up 6000 feet, it is worth while noticing how the type of the

country people changes. The brown-skinned Aryan type of the plains is

soon replaced by the yellow, flat-faced Mongolian type of the hills,

and the women actually have a tinge of red in their cheeks.

The first time that I was at Darjeeling it was veiled in perpetual

mists; on the last occasion, to compensate for this, there were ten

days of continual clear weather. Then it is that it is worth while

getting up at 5.30 a.m. and going down into a frost-nipped garden,

there to wait patiently in the dark. In the eastern sky there is that

faintest of jade-green glimmers, known as the "false dawn"; below it

the deep valleys are still wrapped in dark purple shadows, when quite

suddenly Homer's "rosy-fingered dawn," _rododachtulos Aeos_, (was

ever more beautiful epithet coined?) lays one shy, tentative

finger-tip of blazing, flaming crimson on a vast unseen bulk, towering

up 28,000 feet into the air. Then quickly comes a second flaming

finger-tip, and a third, until you are fronting a colossal pyramid of

the most intensely vivid rose-colour imaginable. It is a glorious

sight! Suddenly, in one minute, the crimson splendour is replaced by

the most dazzling, intense white, and as much as the eye can grasp of

the two-thousand-mile-long mountain-rampart springs into light, peak

after peak, blazing with white radiance, whilst the world below is

still slumbering in the half-shadows, and the valleys are filled with

purple darkness. I do not believe that there is any more splendidly

sublime sight to be seen in the whole world. For a while the eternal

snows, unchanging in their calm majesty, dominate the puny world

below, and then, because perhaps it would not be good to gaze for long

on so magnificent a spectacle, the mists fall and the whole scene is

blotted out, leaving in the memory a revelation of unspeakable

grandeur. I saw this sunrise daily for a week, and its glories seemed

greater every day. For some reason that I cannot explain it always

recalled to me a passage in Job xxxviii, "When the morning stars sang

together, and all the sons of God shouted for joy."

No one has ever yet succeeded in scaling Kinchinjanga, and I do not

suppose that any one ever will.

Darjeeling itself, in spite of its magnificent surroundings, looks

like a portion of a transplanted London suburb, but there is a certain

piquancy in reflecting that it is only fifteen miles from the borders

of Tibet. The trim, smug villas of Dalhousie and Auckland Roads may

have electric light, and neat gardens full of primroses; fifteen miles

away civilisation, as we understand the term, ends. There are neither

roads, post-offices, telegraphs nor policemen; these tidy commonplace

"Belle Vues," "Claremonts" and "Montpeliers" are on the very threshold

of the mysterious Forbidden Land. An Army doctor told me that he had

been up at the last frontier telegraph-office of India. It is well

above the line of snows, and one would imagine it a terrible place of

captivity for the Sergeant and four Privates (all white men) in charge

of it, but the spirits of the British Tommy are unquenchable. The men

had amused themselves by painting notices, and the perpetual snow

round the telegraph-office was dotted with boards: "this way to the

swings and boats"; "the public are requested not to walk on the newly

sown grass"; "try our famous shilling teas"; "all season-tickets must

be shown at the barrier," and many more like them. It takes a great

deal to depress the average British soldier.

Natives of India are extraordinarily good at "camouflaging" improvised

surroundings, for they have been used to doing it for centuries. I was

once talking to Lord Kitchener at his official house in Fort William,

Calcutta, when he asked me to come and have a look at the garden. He

informed me that he was giving a garden-party to fifteen hundred

guests in three days' time, and wondered whether the space were

sufficient for it. I told him that I was certain that it was not, and

that I doubted whether half that number could get in. "Very well,"

said Lord Kitchener, "I shall have the whole of the Fort ditch turned

into a garden to-morrow." Next day he had eight hundred coolies at

work. They levelled the rough sand, marked out with pegs walks of

pounded bricks, which they flattened, sowed the sand with mustard and

cress and watered it abundantly to counterfeit lawns, and finally

brought cartloads of growing flowers, shrubs and palms, which they

"plunged" in the mustard-and-cress lawns, and in thirty-six hours

there was a garden apparently established for years. It is true that

the mustard-and-cress lawns did not bear close inspection, but, on the

other hand, you could eat them, which you cannot do with ours. Lord

Kitchener was fond of saying that he had never been intended for a

soldier, but for an architect and house-decorator. Certainly the

additions made to his official house, which were all carried out from

his own designs, were very effective and in excellent taste.

In a country like India, where so much takes place out of doors,

wonderful effects can be produced, as Lord Kitchener said, with some

rupees, some native boys, and a good many yards of insulated wire. The

boys are sent climbing up the trees; they drop long pieces of twine to

which the electric wires are tied; they haul them up, and proceed to

wire the trees and to fix coloured bulbs up to their very tops. Night

comes; a switch is pressed, and every tree in the garden is a blaze of

ruby, sapphire, or emerald, with the most admirable result.

Lord Minto was holding a large Investiture of the "Star of India" the

last time that I was in Calcutta. He wished to have at least two

thousand people present, and large as are the rooms at Government

House, not one of them would contain anything like that number, so

Lord Minto had an immense canvas Durbar Hall constructed. Here again

the useful factor comes in of knowing to a day when the earliest

possible shower of rain is due. The tent, a huge flat-topped

"Shamyana," was, when finished, roughly paved with bricks, over which

were spread priceless Persian and Indian carpets from the "Tosho

Khana" or Treasury. The sides and roof were stretched at one end with

sulphur-coloured Indian silk, at the other with pale blue silk, the

yellow silk with a two-foot border of silver tinsel, the blue edged

with gold tinsel. Cunning craftsmen from Agra fashioned "camouflage"

doorways and columns of plaster, coloured and gilt in the style of the

arabesques in the Alhambra, and the thing was done; almost literally,

"Out of the earth a fabric huge

Rose like an exhalation,"

and it would be impossible to imagine a more splendid setting for a

great pageant. Some one on the Viceroy's staff must have had a great

gift for stage-management, for every detail had been carefully thought

out. The scarlet and gold of the Troopers of the Body-guard, standing

motionless as brown statues, the mace-men with their gilt standards,

the entry of the Rajahs, all in full gala costume, with half the

amount of our pre-war National Debt hanging round their necks in the

shape of diamonds and of uncut rubies and emeralds, the Knights of the

Star of India in their pale-blue mantles, the Viceroy seated on his

silver-gilt throne at the top of a flight of steps, on which all the

Durbar carpets of woven gold were displayed, made, under the blaze of

electric light, an amazingly gorgeous spectacle only possible in the

East, and it would be difficult for any European to have equalled the

immense dignity of the Native Princes.

Custom forbids the Viceroy's wife to dine out, but it had been long

agreed between Lady Lansdowne and the Maharanee of Cooch Behar, that

should she ever return to India as a private person she should come to

a dinner served native fashion, "on the floor." My sister having

returned to Calcutta for her son's marriage in 1909, the Maharanee

reminded her of this promise. Upon arriving at the house, Lady

Lansdowne and two other European ladies were conducted up-stairs to be

arrayed in native garb, whilst the Maharajah's sons with great glee

took charge of myself, of yet another nephew of mine, and of the

Viceroy's head aide-de-camp. Although it can hardly be taken as a

compliment, truth compels me to confess that the young Cooch Behars

considered my figure reminiscent of that of a Bengalee gentleman. With

some slight shock to my modesty, I was persuaded to discard my

trousers, being draped in their place with over thirty yards of white

muslin, wound round and round, and in and out of my lower limbs. A

dark blue silk tunic, and a flat turban completed my transformation

into a Bengalee country squire, or his equivalent. My nephew, being

very slight and tall, was at once turned into a Sikh, with skin-tight

trousers, a very high turban, and the tightest of cloth-of-gold

tunics, whilst the other young man, a good-looking dark young fellow,

became a Rajput prince, and shimmered with silver brocades. I must own

that European ladies do not show up to advantage in the native

_saree_. Their colouring looks all wrong, and they have not the

knack of balancing their unaccustomed draperies. Our ladies all looked

as though they were terrified that their voluminous folds would

suddenly slip off (which, indeed, they owned was the case), leaving

them most indelicately lightly clad. One could not help observing the

contrast between the nervousness of the three European ladies, draped

respectively in white and gold, pink and silver, and blue and gold,

and the grace with which the Maharanee, with the ease of long

practice, wore her becoming _saree_ of brown and cloth of gold. As

it had been agreed that strict native fashion was to be observed, we

were all shoeless. The Maharanee, laughing like a child, sprinkled us

with rose-water, and threw garlands of flowers and wreaths of tinsel

round our necks. I felt like a walking Christmas-tree as we went down

to dinner.

Round a large, empty, marble-paved room, twelve little red-silk beds

were disposed, one for each guest. In front of each bed stood an

assemblage of some thirty silver bowls, big and little, all grouped

round a large silver platter, piled a foot high with a pyramid of

rice. This was the entire dinner, and there were, of course, neither

knives nor forks. No one who has not tried it can have any idea of the

difficulty of plunging the right hand into a pile of rice, of

attempting to form a ball of it, and then dipping it at haphazard into

one of the silver bowls of mysterious preparations. Very little of my

rice ever reached my mouth, for it insisted on spreading itself

greasily over the marble floor, and I was gratified at noting that the

European ladies managed no better than I did. Added to which,

half-lying, half-reclining on the little silk beds, the unaccustomed

European gets attacked by violent cramps; one is also conscious of the

presence of bones in the most unexpected portions of one's anatomy,

and these bones begin aching furiously in the novel position. Some

native dishes are excellent; others must certainly be acquired tastes.

For instance, after a long course of apprenticeship one might be in a

position to appreciate snipe stewed in rose-water, and I am convinced

that asafoetida as a dressing to chicken must be delicious to those

trained to it from their infancy. A quaint sweet, compounded of

cocoa-nut cream and rose-water, and gilded all over with gold-leaf,

lingers in my memory. As hands naturally get greasy, eating in this

novel fashion, two servants were constantly ready with a silver basin

and a long-necked silver ewer, with which to pour water over soiled

hands. This basin and ewer delighted me, for in shape they were

exactly like the ones that "the little captive maid" was offering to

Naaman's wife in a picture which hung in my nursery as a child, I

liked watching the graceful play of the wrists and arms of the

Maharanee and her daughters as they conveyed food to their mouths; it

was a contrast to the clumsy, ineffectual efforts of the Europeans.

The aide-de-camp looked so wonderfully natural as a Rajput prince (and

that, too, without any brown make-up) that we wished him to dress-up

in the same clothes next day and to go and write his name on the

Viceroy, to see if he could avoid detection.

These sorts of impersonations have to be done very thoroughly if they

are to succeed. I have recounted elsewhere how my father won the

rowing championship of the Mediterranean with his four-oar, in 1866.

The course being such a severe one, his crew had to train very

rigorously. It occurred to my father, who was extremely fond of boxing

himself, that a little daily practice with the gloves might with

advantage form part of the training. He accordingly had four pairs of

boxing-gloves sent out from England, and he and the crew had daily

bouts in our coach-house. The Duc de Vallombrosa was a great friend of

my family's, and used to watch this boxing with immense interest. The

Duc was a huge man, very powerfully built, but had had no experience

with the gloves. The present Sir David Erskine was the youngest member

of the crew, and was very slender and light built, and it struck my

father one day that it would be interesting to see this comparative

stripling put on the gloves with the great burly Frenchman. Sir David

realised that his only chance with his huge brawny opponent was to

tire him out, for should this formidable Colossus once get home on

him, he would be done. He made great play with his foot-work, skipping

round his big opponent and pommelling every inch of his anatomy that

he could reach, and successfully dodging the smashing blows that his

slow-moving antagonist tried to deal him. Suddenly, and quite

unexpectedly, the big Frenchman collapsed. The Duc de Vallombrosa took

his defeat in the most sportsmanlike fashion, but he remembered who

had originally proposed the match.

A week later my father was riding home from a picnic with some

ladies. As their horses were tired, he proposed that they should save

a long round by riding along the railway line and over a railway

bridge. The Due de Vallombrosa heard of this. Some few nights later

two gendarmes in full uniform appeared at our villa after dark, and

the bigger of the two demanded in the most peremptory fashion to be

taken in to my father at once, leaving the younger one to watch the

front door, where we could all see him marching up and down. When

ushered in to my father, the gendarme, a huge, fiercely bearded man,

adopted the most truculent manner. It had come to the knowledge of the

police, he said, that my father had ridden on horse-back over a

railway bridge, and along the line. Did he admit it? My father at once

owned that he had done so, but pleaded ignorance, should he have

broken any rule. Ignorance was no excuse, retorted the gendarme, even

foreigners were supposed to know the law. The big bearded gendarme,

whose tone became more hectoring and bullying every moment, went on to

say that my father had broken Article 382 of the French Penal Code, a

very serious offence indeed, punishable with from three to six months'

imprisonment. My father smiled, and drawing out his pocket-book, said

that he imagined that the offence could be compounded. The stern

officer of the law grew absolutely furious; did my father suppose that

a French gendarme could be bribed into forgetting his duty? He would

now take my father to the lock-up to pass the night there until the

_proces verbal_ should be drawn up, and though he regretted it,

his orders in similar cases were always to handcuff his prisoners. The

family, who had gathered together on hearing the loud altercation,

were struck with consternation. The idea of our parent being led in

fetters through a French town, and then flung into a French dungeon,

was so unspeakably painful to us that we were nearly throwing

ourselves at the big policeman's feet to implore him to spare our

progenitor, when the burly gendarme suddenly pulled off his false

beard, revealing the extensive but familiar features of the Duc de

Vallombrosa. The second slight-built gendarme at the door, proved to

be General Sir George Higginson, most admirably made up. My father

insisted on the two gendarmes dining with us. As our servants were not

in the secret, the presence of two French policemen in uniform at the

family dinner-table must have rather surprised them.

I must plead guilty myself to another attempt at impersonation. During

my father's second term of office as Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, my

mother had a severe nervous breakdown, due to the unexpected death of

a very favourite sister of mine. One of the principal duties of a Lord

Lieutenant is (or rather was) to entertain ceaselessly, and private

mourning was not supposed to interfere with this all-important task.

So, after a respite of four months, the endless round of dinners,

dances, and balls recommenced, but my mother could not forget her

loss, and had no heart for any festivities, nor did she wish to meet

strangers. My father took a house for her on the sea-coast near

Dublin, to which she retired, and my only remaining unmarried sister

took, with Queen Victoria's permission, my mother's place as Lady

Lieutenant for two years.

A brother cannot be an impartial judge of his sister's personal

appearance, but I have always understood that my seven sisters were

regarded by most people as ranking only second to the peerless

Moncrieffe sisters as regards beauty. Certainly I thought this

particular sister, the late Lady Winterton, surpassed the others in

outward appearance, for she had beautiful and very refined features,

and the most exquisite skin and complexion. I thought her a most

lovely apparition when covered with my mother's jewels.

In those days (how far off they seem!) one of the great events of the

Dublin Season was the Gala-night at the theatre, or "Command Night" as

it was called, when all the men wore uniform or Court dress, and the

ladies their very best clothes. When the Lord and Lady Lieutenant

entered the State box, attended by the various members of their

Household, the audience stood up, the band playing "God Save the

Queen!" (yes, that was in Dublin in 1875!), and the Viceregal pair

then bowed their acknowledgments to the house from their box.

On the "Command Night" in 1875 my sister took my mother's place, and,

as I have already said, diamonds were exceedingly becoming to her.

According to custom, she went to the front of the box, and made a low

sweeping curtsey to the audience. Ten days later she received a letter

from an unknown correspondent, together with a photograph of a portly

elderly man with large grey whiskers. He had been taken in an unusual

position, for he was making a low bow and holding his high hat at

arm's length from him. The writer explained that on the Command Night

my sister had bowed to him in the most marked way. So taken aback was

he, that he had not acknowledged it. He, therefore, to make amends,

had had himself photographed in an attitude of perpetual salutation.

Other letters rained in on my sister from the eccentric individual,

and he sent her almost weekly fresh presentments of his

unprepossessing exterior, but always in a bowing attitude. We made,

naturally, inquiries about this person, and found that he was an

elderly widower, a hatter by trade, who had retired from business

after making a considerable fortune, and was living in Rathmines, a

South Dublin suburb. The hatter was undoubtedly mad, a mental

infirmity for which there is, of course, ample precedent in the case

of gentlemen of his profession.

On one occasion, when my sister was leaving for England, the hatter,

having purchased a number of fireworks, chartered a rowing-boat, and

as the mail-steamer cleared the Kingstown pier-heads, a _bouquet_

of rockets and Roman candles coruscated before the eyes of the

astonished passengers. I was then eighteen, and as none of us had set

eyes on the hatter, it occurred to me that it would be rather fun to

impersonate him, so, taking a photograph with me as guide, I got his

bald grey head and long grey whiskers accurately copied by a Dublin

theatrical wig-maker. It would have been difficult to carry out my

idea at the Viceregal Lodge, for in the hall there, in addition to the

regular hall-porter, there was always a constable in uniform and a

plain-clothes man on duty, to prevent the entry of unauthorised

persons, so I waited until we had moved to Baron's Court. Here I made

careful preparations, and arranged to dress and makeup at the house of

the Head-Keeper, a great ally of mine. I was met here by a hack-car

ordered from the neighbouring town, and drove up to the front door

armed with a nosegay the size of a cart-wheel, composed of dahlias,

hollyhocks and sunflowers. I gave the hatter's name at the door, and

was ushered by the unsuspecting footman into a library, where I waited

an interminable time--with my gigantic bouquet in my hand. At length

the door opened, but instead of my sister, as I had anticipated, it

admitted my father, and my father had a hunting-crop in his hand, and

to the crop was attached a heavy thong. His first words left me in no

doubt as to his attitude. "So, sir," he thundered, "you are the

individual who has had the impertinence to pester my daughter with

your attentions. I am going to give you, sir, a lesson that you will

remember to the end of your life," and the crop was lifted.

Fortunately the room was crowded with furniture, so, crouching between

tables, and dodging behind sofas, I was able to elude the thong until

I had tugged my wig off. The spirit-gum manufactured in those days must

have been vastly superior to that made now, for nothing would induce

my whiskers to part company with my face. Yelling out my identity, in

spite of the hatter's tactlessly adhesive whiskers, I made one bolt

for the open window, having successfully evaded the whirling crop

every time, but it was a lamentably tame ending to a carefully planned

drama.

Remembering these family incidents, we decided that it would be as

well to abandon the idea of a visit to Government House by a

distinguished Rajput nobleman.

I may possibly have been unfortunate in my personal experiences of

Indian jugglers, but I have never seen them perform any trick that was

difficult of explanation. For instance, the greatly over-rated Mango

trick, as I have seen it, was an almost childish performance. Having

made his heap of sand, inserted the mango-stone, and watered it, the

juggler covered it with a large basket, and _put his hands under the

basket_. He did this between each stage of the growth of the tree.

The plants in their various stages of growth were, of course, twisted

round the inside of the basket, and he merely substituted one for

another.

Colonel Barnard, at one time Chief of Police in Calcutta, told me a

most curious story. We have all heard of the Indian "rope-trick," but

none of us have met a person who actually saw it with his own eyes:

the story never reaches us at first-hand, but always at second- or

third-hand, exactly like the accounts one heard from credulous people

in 1914 of the passage of the 75,000 Russian soldiers through England.

No one had actually seen them, but every one knew somebody else whose

wife's cousin had actually conversed with these mysterious Muscovites,

or had seen trains with closely veiled windows rushing at dead of

night towards London, crammed to overflowing with Russian warriors.

In the same way Colonel Barnard had never met an eye-witness of the

rope-trick, but his policemen had received orders to report to him the

arrival in Calcutta of any juggler professing to do it. At length one

of the police informed him that a man able to perform the trick had

reached Calcutta. He would show it on one condition: that Colonel

Barnard should be accompanied by one friend only. The Colonel took

with him one of his English subordinates; he also took with him his

Kodak, into which he had inserted a new roll of films. They arrived at

a poor house in the native quarter, where they were ushered into a

small courtyard thick with the dense smoke arising from two braziers

burning mysterious compounds. The juggler, naked except for his

loin-cloth, appeared and commenced salaaming profoundly, continuing

his exaggerated salaams for some little while. Eventually he produced

a long coil of rope. To Colonel Barnard's inexpressible surprise, the

rope began paying away, as sailors would say, out of the juggler's

hand of its own accord, and went straight up into the air. Colonel

Barnard kodaked it. It went up and up, till their eyes could no longer

follow it. Colonel Barnard kodaked it again. Then a small boy,

standing by the juggler, commenced climbing up this rope, suspended to

nothing, supported by nothing. He was kodaked. The boy went up and up,

till he disappeared from view. The smoke from the herbs smouldering in

the braziers seemed almost to blot out the courtyard from view. The

juggler, professing himself angry with the boy for his dilatoriness,

started in pursuit of him up this rope, hanging on nothing. He was

kodaked, too. Finally the man descended the rope, and wiped a

blood-stained knife, explaining that he had killed the boy for

disobeying his orders. He then pulled the rope down and coiled it up,

and suddenly the boy reappeared, and together with his master, began

salaaming profoundly. The trick was over.

The two Europeans returned home absolutely mystified. With their own

eyes they had seen the impossible, the incredible. Then Colonel

Barnard went into his dark room and developed his negatives, with an

astounding result. _Neither the juggler, nor the boy, nor the rope

had moved at all_. The photographs of the ascending rope, of the

boy climbing it, and of the man following him, were simply blanks,

showing the details of the courtyard and nothing else. Nothing

whatever had happened, but how, in the name of all that is wonderful

had the impression been conveyed to two hard-headed, matter-of-fact

Englishmen? Possibly the braziers contained cunning preparations of

hemp or opium, unknown to European science, or may have been burning

some more subtle brain-stealer; possibly the deep salaams of the

juggler masked hypnotic passes, but somehow he had forced two

Europeans to see what he wished them to see.

On one occasion in Colombo, in Ceylon, there was an unrehearsed

episode in a juggler's performance. I was seated on the verandah of

the Grand Oriental Hotel which was crowded with French passengers from

an outward-bound Messageries boat which had arrived that morning. A

snake-charmer was showing off his tricks and reaping a rich harvest.

The juggler went round with his collecting bowl, leaving his

performing cobras in their basket. One cobra, probably devoid of the

artistic temperament, or finding stage-life uncongenial to him,

hungered for freedom, and, leaving his basket, glided swiftly on to

the crowded verandah. He certainly occupied the middle of the stage at

that moment and had the "spot-light" full on him, for every eye was

riveted on the snake, and never was such a scene of consternation

witnessed. Every one jumped on to the tables, women fainted and

screamed, and the Frenchmen, for some unknown reason, all drew their

revolvers. It turned out afterwards that the performing cobras had all

had their poison-fangs drawn, and were consequently harmless.

Its inhabitants declare that Ceylon is the most beautiful island in

the world. Those who have seen Jamaica will, I think, dispute this

claim, though Kandy, nestling round its pretty little lake, and

surrounded by low hills, is one of the loveliest spots imaginable. It

is also the most snake-infested spot I ever set foot in.

The Colonial Secretary, Sir Hugh Clifford, whom I had previously met

in Trinidad, had succeeded with some difficulty in persuading a band

of "Devil Dancers" to leave their jungle fastnesses, and to give an

exhibition of their uncanny dances in his garden; for, as a rule,

these people dislike any Europeans seeing them engaged in their

mysterious rites. The Colonial Secretary's dining-room was as

picturesque in its setting as any stage scene. The room was surrounded

with open arches, through which peeped the blue-velvet night sky and

dim silhouettes of unfamiliar tropical growths; in the place of

electric or mechanical punkahs, a tall red-and-gold clad Cingalee

stood behind every guest waving continuously a long-handled, painted

palm-leaf fan. The simultaneous rhythmic motion of the fans recalled

the temple scene at the end of the first Act of _Aida_. We found

the "Devil Dancers" grouped in the garden, some thirty in number. The

men were all short and very dark-skinned; they wore a species of kilt

made of narrow strips of some white metal, which clashed furiously

when they moved. Their legs and chests were naked except for festoons

of white shells worn necklace-wise. On their heads they had curious

helmets of white metal, branching into antlers, and these headdresses

were covered with loose, jangling, metallic strips. The men had their

faces, limbs, and bodies painted in white arabesques, which, against

the dark skins, effectually destroyed any likeness to human beings. It

would be difficult to conceive of anything more uncanny and less human

than the appearance of these Devil Dancers as they stood against a

background of palms in the black night, their painted faces lit up by

the flickering glare of smoky torches. As soon as the raucous horns

blared out and the tom-toms began throbbing in their maddening,

syncopated rhythm, the pandemonium that ensued, when thirty men,

whirling themselves in circles with a prodigious clatter of metals,

began shrieking like devils possessed, as they leaped into the air,

was quite sufficient to account for the terror of the Cingalee

servants, who ran and hid themselves, convinced that they were face to

face with real demons escaped from the Pit.

Like all Oriental performances it was far too long. The dancers

shrieked and whirled themselves into a state of hysteria, and would

have continued dancing all night, had they not been summarily

dismissed. As far as I could make out, this was less of an attempt to

propitiate local devils than an endeavour to frighten them away by

sheer terror. It was unquestionably a horribly uncanny performance,

what with the white streaked faces and limbs, and the clang of the

metal dresses; the surroundings, too, added to the weird, unearthly

effect, the dark moonless night, the dim masses of forest closing in

on the garden, and the uncertain flare of the resinous torches.

Amongst others invited to see the Devil Dancers was a French

traveller, a M. Des Etangs, a singularly cultivated man, who had just

made a tour of all the French possessions in India. M. Des Etangs was

full of curiosity about the so-called "Sacred Tooth" of Buddha, which

is enshrined in the "Temple of the Tooth," and makes Kandy a

peculiarly sacred place to the Buddhist world.

The temple, a small but very picturesque building, overhangs the lake,

and is surrounded by a moat, full of the fattest carp and tortoises I

ever saw. Every pilgrim to the shrine throws rice to these carp, and

the unfortunate fish have grown to such aldermanic amplitude of

outline that they can only just waddle, rather than swim, through the

water.

The Buddhist community must be of a most accommodating temperament.

The original tooth of Buddha was brought to Ceylon in A.D. 411. It was

captured about 1315 and taken to India, but was eventually restored to

Kandy. The Portuguese captured it again in 1560, burnt it, and ground

it to powder, but the resourceful Vikrama Bahu at once manufactured a

new tooth out of a piece of ivory, and the Buddhists readily accepted

this false tooth as a worthy successor to the real one, extended the

same veneration to it as they did to its predecessor, and, more

important than all, increased rather than diminished their offerings

to the "Temple of the Tooth."

M. Des Etangs had the whole history of the tooth at his fingers' end,

and Sir Hugh Clifford, who as Colonial Secretary was the official

protector of the tooth, very kindly offered to have it uncovered for

us in two days' time. He added that the priests were by no means

averse to receiving such an official order, for they would telegraph

the news all over the island, and thousands of pilgrims would arrive

to view the exposed tooth, each one, of course, leaving an offering,

to the great benefit of the temple.

Sir Hugh invited M. Des Etangs, the late General Oliphant and myself

to be present at the uncovering, which had to take place at seven in

the morning, in order to afford a sufficiently long day for the

exposition. He implored us all, in view of the immense veneration with

which the Buddhists regarded the ceremony of the uncovering, to keep

perfectly serious, and to adopt a becoming attitude of respect, and he

begged us all to give a slight bow when the Buddhists made their

prostrations.

Accordingly, two days later at 7 a.m., M. Des Etangs, General Oliphant

and I found ourselves in a lower room of the temple, the actual

sanctuary of the tooth itself, into which Christians are not generally

admitted. We were, of course, the only Europeans present.

Never have I felt anything like the heat of that sanctuary. We dripped

and poured with perspiration. The room was entirely lined with copper,

walls and roof alike, and the closed shutters were also

copper-sheathed. Every scrap of light and air was excluded; there must

have been at least two hundred candles alight, the place was thick

with incense and heavy with the overpowering scent of the frangipani,

or "temple-flower" as it is called in Ceylon, which lay in piled white

heaps on silver dishes all round the room. The place was crowded with

priests and leading Buddhists, and we Europeans panted and gasped for

air in that stifling, over-scented atmosphere. Presently the

Hereditary Keeper of the Tooth, who was not a priest but the lineal

descendant of the old Kings of Kandy, knelt down and recited a long

prayer. At its conclusion eight men staggered across the room, bearing

a vast bell-shaped shrine of copper about seven feet high. This was

the outer case of the tooth. The Hereditary Keeper produced an archaic

key, and the outer case was unlocked. The eight men shuffled off with

their heavy burden, and the next covering, a much smaller, bell-shaped

case of gold, stood revealed. All the natives present prostrated

themselves, and we, in accordance with our orders, bowed our heads.

This was repeated six times, the cases growing richer and more heavily

jewelled as we approached the final one. The seventh case was composed

entirely of cut rubies and diamonds, a shimmering and beautiful piece

of work, presented by the Buddhists of Burmah, but made, oddly enough,

in Bond Street, W.1.

When opened, this disclosed the largest emerald known, carved into the

shape of a Buddha, and this emerald Buddha held the tooth in his

hand. After prolonged prostrations, the Hereditary Keeper took a

lotus-flower, beautifully fashioned out of pure gold without alloy,

and placed the tooth in it, on a little altar heaped with frangipani

flowers. The uncovering was over; we three Europeans left the room in

a half-fainting condition, gasping for air, suffocated with the

terrific heat, and stifled with the heavy perfumes.

The octagonal tower over the lake, familiar to all visitors to Kandy,

contains the finest Buddhist theological library in the world. The

books are all in manuscript, each one encased in a lacquer box, though

the bookcases themselves containing these treasures were supplied by a

well-known firm in the Tottenham Court Road.

A singularly intelligent young priest, speaking English perfectly,

showed me the most exquisitely illuminated old Chinese manuscripts, as

well as treatises in ten other Oriental languages, which only made me

deplore my ignorance, since I was unable to read a word of any of

them. The illuminations, though, struck me as fully equal to the

finest fourteenth-century European work in their extreme minuteness

and wonderful delicacy of detail. The young priest, whom I should

suspect of being what is termed in ecclesiastical circles "a spike,"

was evidently very familiar with the Liturgy of the Church of England,

but it came with somewhat of a shock to hear him apply to Buddha terms

which we are accustomed to use in a different connection.

The material prosperity of Ceylon is due to tea and rubber, and the

admirable Public Works of the colony, roads, bridges and railways,

seem to indicate that these two commodities produce a satisfactory

budget. During the Kandy cricket week young planters trooped into the

place by hundreds. Planters are divided locally into three categories:

the managers, "Peria Dorai," or "big masters," spoken of as "P. D.'s,"

the assistants, "Sinna Dorai," or "little masters," labelled

"S. D.'s," and the premium-pupils, known as "creepers."

Personally I am inclined to discredit the local legend that all male

children born of white parents in Ceylon come into the world with

abnormal strength of the right wrist, and a slight inherited callosity

of the left elbow. This is supposed to be due to their parents having

rested their left elbows on bar-counters for so many hours of their

lives; the development of the right wrist being attributed in the same

way to the number of glasses their fathers have lifted with it. This,

if authenticated by scientific evidence, would be an interesting

example of heredity, but I suspect it to be an exaggeration. The

bar-room in the hotel at Kandy was certainly of vast dimensions, and

was continuously packed to overflowing during the cricket week, and an

unusual notice conspicuously displayed, asking "gentlemen to refrain

from singing in the passages and bedrooms at night," seemed to hint

that undue conviviality was not unknown in the hotel; but it must be

remembered that these young fellows work very hard, and lead most

solitary existences. An assistant-manager on a tea estate may see no

white man for weeks except his own boss, or "P. D.," so it is

perfectly natural that when they foregather with other young

Englishmen of their own age during Colombo race week, or Kandy cricket

week, they should grow a little uproarious, or even at times exceed

the strict bounds of moderation, and small blame to them!

Ceylon was formerly a great coffee-producing island, and the

introduction of tea culture only dates from about 1882. In 1870 a

fungus began attacking the coffee plantations, and in ten years this

fungus killed practically all the coffee bushes, and reduced the

planters to ruin. Instead of whining helplessly over their

misfortunes, the planters had the energy and enterprise to replace

their ruined coffee bushes with tea shrubs, and Ceylon is now one of

the most important sources of the world's tea-supply. Tea-making--by

which I do not imply the throwing of three spoonfuls of dried leaves

into a teapot, but the transformation of the green leaf of a camellia

into the familiar black spirals of our breakfast-tables--is quite an

art in itself. The "tea-maker" has to judge when the freshly gathered

leaves are sufficiently withered for him to begin the process, into

the complications of which I will not attempt to enter. I was much

gratified, both in Ceylon and Assam, at noting how much of the

tea-making machinery is manufactured in Belfast, for though Ulster

enterprise is proverbial, I should never have anticipated it as taking

this particular line. There is one peculiarly fascinating machine in

which a mechanical pestle, moving in an eccentric orbit, twists the

flat leaf into the familiar narrow crescents that we infuse daily. The

tea-plant is a pretty little shrub, with its pale-primrose,

cistus-like flowers, but in appearance it cannot compete with the

coffee tree, with its beautiful dark glossy foliage, its waxy white

flowers, and brilliant scarlet berries.

Peradeniya Botanical Gardens rank as the second finest in the world,

being only surpassed by those at Buitenzorg in Java. I had the

advantage of being shown their beauties by the curator himself, a most

learned man, and what is by no means a synonymous term, a very

interesting one, too. Holding the position he did, it is hardly

necessary to insist on his nationality; his accent was still as marked

as though he had only left his native Aberdeen a week before. He

showed me a tall, graceful tree growing close to the entrance, with

smooth, whitish bark, and a family resemblance to a beech. This was

the ill-famed upas tree of Java, the subject of so many ridiculous

legends. The curator told me that the upas (_Antiaris toxicaria_)

was unquestionably intensely poisonous, juice and bark alike. A

scratch made on the finger by the bark might have very serious

results, and the emanations from a newly lopped-off branch would be

strong enough to bring out a rash; equally, any one foolish enough to

drink the sap would most certainly die. The stories of the tree giving

out deadly fumes had no foundation, for the curator had himself sat

for three hours under the tree without experiencing any bad effects

whatever. All the legends of the upas tree are based on an account of

it by a Dr. Foersch in 1783. This mendacious medico declared that no

living thing could exist within fifteen miles of the tree. The

Peradeniya curator pointed out that Java was a volcanic island, and

one valley where the upas flourishes is certainly fatal to all animal

life owing to the emanations of carbonic acid gas escaping from

fissures in the soil. It was impossible to look at this handsome tree

without some respect for its powers of evil, though I doubt if it be

more poisonous than the West Indian manchineel. This latter

insignificant tree is so virulently toxic that rain-drops from its

leaves will raise a blister on the skin.

Amongst the wonders of Peradeniya is a magnificent avenue of talipat

palms, surely the most majestic of their family, though they require

intense heat to develop their splendid crowns of leaves.

Colombo has been called the Clapham Junction of the East, for there

steamship lines from Australia, China, Burmah, and the Dutch East

Indies all meet, and the most unexpected friends turn up.

I recall one arrival at Colombo in a Messageries Maritimes boat. On

board was a most agreeable French lady going out with her children to

join her husband, a French officer in Cochin China. I was leaving the

ship at Colombo, but induced the French lady to accompany me on shore,

the children being bribed with the promise of a ride in a "hackery" or

trotting-bull carriage. None of the party had ever left France before.

As we approached the landing-stage, which was, as usual, black with

baggage-coolies waiting for a job, the French children began howling

at the top of their voices. "The savages! the savages! We're

frightened at the savages," they sobbed in French; "we want to go back

to France." Their mother asked me quite gravely whether "the savages"

here were well-disposed, as she had heard that they sometimes met

strangers with a shower of arrows. And this in up-to-date,

electric-lighted Colombo! We might have been Captain Cook landing in

Tahiti, instead of peaceful travellers making their quiet way to an

hotel amidst a harmless crowd of tip-seeking coolies.

The unfamiliar is often unnecessarily alarming.

I remember a small ten-year-old white Bermudian boy who accompanied

his father to England for King George's coronation. The boy had never

before left his cedar-clad, sunlit native archipelago, and after the

ship had passed the Needles, and was making her way up the Solent, he

looked with immense interest at this strange land which had suddenly

appeared after three thousand miles of water. All houses in Bermuda

are whitewashed, and their owners are obliged by law to whitewash

their coral roofs as well. Bermuda, too, is covered with low

cedar-scrub of very sombre hue, and there are no tall trees. The boy,

a very sharp little fellow, was astonished at the red-brick of the

houses on the Isle of Wight, and at their red-tile or dark slate

roofs, and was also much impressed by the big oaks and lofty elms.

Finally he turned to his father as the ship was passing Cowes: "Do you

mean to tell me, Daddy, that the people living in these queer houses

in this odd country are really human beings like us, and that they

actually have human feelings like you and me?"

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