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THE

COLLECTED WORKS OF WILLIAM HAZLITT IN TWELVE VOLUMES

VOLUME SIX

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[Illustration:

_Charles Lamb._

_From the portrait in the National Portrait Gallery, painted in 1805

by William Hazlitt._

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THE COLLECTED WORKS OF

WILLIAM HAZLITT

EDITED BY A. R. WALLER AND ARNOLD GLOVER

WITH AN INTRODUCTION BY

W. E. HENLEY

❦

Table Talk and Conversations of James Northcote, Esq., R.A.

❦

1903

LONDON: J. M. DENT & CO.

McCLURE, PHILLIPS & CO.: NEW YORK

Edinburgh: Printed by T. and A. CONSTABLE

CONTENTS

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TABLE TALK 1

CONVERSATIONS OF JAMES NORTHCOTE, ESQ., R.A. 331

NOTES 467

TABLE TALK; OR, ORIGINAL ESSAYS ON MEN AND MANNERS

BIBLIOGRAPHICAL NOTE

The first edition was published in two 8vo volumes, the first volume in

1821 with the following title-page: ‘Table-Talk; or, Original Essays. By

William Hazlitt. London: John Warren, Old Bond-Street 1821’; the second

volume in 1822 with the following title-page: ‘Table-Talk; or, Original

Essays. By William Hazlitt. Vol. II. London: Printed for Henry Colburn

and Co. 1822.’ Both volumes were printed by Thomas Davison, Whitefriars.

The first volume contained the following Advertisement: ‘It may be

proper to observe, that the Essays “On the Pleasure of Painting” and “On

the Ignorance of the Learned,” in this Volume, have already appeared in

periodical publications.’ The second volume contained a list of

‘errata.’ The second edition appeared in 1824 in two 8vo volumes. The

title-page ran as follows: ‘Table-Talk, or Original Essays on Men and

Manners. Second Edition. London: Printed for Henry Colburn, New

Burlington Street. 1824.’ The volumes were printed by J. Nichols and

Son, 25 Parliament Street. This edition, apparently a mere reprint of

the first edition, is here reprinted _verbatim_ except that the mistakes

referred to in the ‘errata’ of the first edition have been corrected. In

1825 two 8vo volumes appeared in Paris (A. & W. Galignani) entitled,

‘Table-Talk: or Original Essays, By William Hazlitt.’ This edition

omitted several of the essays included in the English editions of _Table

Talk_, and included several papers which were afterwards published in

England in _The Plain Speaker_. An Advertisement (see notes to this

volume) was prefixed to Vol. I. In the third edition (2 vols. foolscap

8vo 1845) entitled ‘Table-Talk: Original Essays on Men and Manners. By

William Hazlitt. Edited by his Son. London: C. Templeman, 6, Great

Portland Street,’ some essays were omitted, the order of the essays was

altered, and two essays, ‘On Travelling Abroad’ and ‘On the Spirit of

Controversy,’ were added. The fourth edition (1857–1861) is a reprint or

a re-issue of the third. In the fifth edition (1 volume 8vo, 1869, Bell

& Daldy), edited by Mr. William Carew Hazlitt, the text and arrangement

of the first two editions are restored, but the essays are divided into

three Series. In a later edition edited by Mr. Hazlitt (1 vol. 8vo

Bohn’s Library, 1891) the essays are arranged continuously.

CONTENTS

ESSAY I.

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On the Pleasure of Painting 5

ESSAY II.

The same Subject continued 13

ESSAY III.

On the Past and Future 21

ESSAY IV.

On Genius and Common Sense 31

ESSAY V.

The same Subject continued 42

ESSAY VI.

Character of Cobbett 50

ESSAY VII.

On People with one Idea 59

ESSAY VIII.

On the Ignorance of the Learned 70

ESSAY IX.

The Indian Jugglers 77

ESSAY X.

On Living to one’s-self 90

ESSAY XI.

On Thought and Action 101

ESSAY XII.

On Will-making 113

ESSAY XIII.

On certain Inconsistencies in Sir Joshua Reynolds’s Discourses 122

ESSAY XIV.

The same Subject continued 131

ESSAY XV.

On Paradox and Common-place 146

ESSAY XVI.

On Vulgarity and Affectation 156

ESSAY XVII.

On a Landscape of Nicholas Poussin 168

ESSAY XVIII.

On Milton’s Sonnets 174

ESSAY XIX.

On going a Journey 181

ESSAY XX.

On Coffee-house Politicians 189

ESSAY XXI.

On the Aristocracy of Letters 205

ESSAY XXII.

On Criticism 214

ESSAY XXIII.

On great and little Things 226

ESSAY XXIV.

On familiar Style 242

ESSAY XXV.

On Effeminacy of Character 248

ESSAY XXVI.

Why distant Objects please 255

ESSAY XXVII.

On Corporate Bodies 264

ESSAY XXVIII.

Whether Actors ought to sit in the Boxes 272

ESSAY XXIX.

On the Disadvantages of intellectual Superiority 279

ESSAY XXX.

On Patronage and Puffing 289

ESSAY XXXI.

On the Knowledge of Character 303

ESSAY XXXII.

On the Picturesque and Ideal 317

ESSAY XXXIII.

On the Fear of Death 321

TABLE TALK

ESSAY I

ON THE PLEASURE OF PAINTING

‘There is a pleasure in painting which none but painters know.’ In

writing, you have to contend with the world; in painting, you have only

to carry on a friendly strife with Nature. You sit down to your task,

and are happy. From the moment that you take up the pencil, and look

Nature in the face, you are at peace with your own heart. No angry

passions rise to disturb the silent progress of the work, to shake the

hand, or dim the brow: no irritable humours are set afloat: you have no

absurd opinions to combat, no point to strain, no adversary to crush, no

fool to annoy—you are actuated by fear or favour to no man. There is ‘no

juggling here,’ no sophistry, no intrigue, no tampering with the

evidence, no attempt to make black white, or white black: but you resign

yourself into the hands of a greater power, that of Nature, with the

simplicity of a child, and the devotion of an enthusiast—’study with joy

her manner, and with rapture taste her style.’ The mind is calm, and

full at the same time. The hand and eye are equally employed. In tracing

the commonest object, a plant or the stump of a tree, you learn

something every moment. You perceive unexpected differences, and

discover likenesses where you looked for no such thing. You try to set

down what you see—find out your error, and correct it. You need not play

tricks, or purposely mistake: with all your pains, you are still far

short of the mark. Patience grows out of the endless pursuit, and turns

it into a luxury. A streak in a flower, a wrinkle in a leaf, a tinge in

a cloud, a stain in an old wall or ruin grey, are seized with avidity as

the _spolia opima_ of this sort of mental warfare, and furnish out

labour for another half day. The hours pass away untold, without

chagrin, and without weariness; nor would you ever wish to pass them

otherwise. Innocence is joined with industry, pleasure with business;

and the mind is satisfied, though it is not engaged in thinking or in

doing any mischief.[1]

I have not much pleasure in writing these Essays, or in reading them

afterwards; though I own I now and then meet with a phrase that I like,

or a thought that strikes me as a true one. But after I begin them, I am

only anxious to get to the end of them, which I am not sure I shall do,

for I seldom see my way a page or even a sentence beforehand; and when I

have as by a miracle escaped, I trouble myself little more about them. I

sometimes have to write them twice over: then it is necessary to read

the _proof_, to prevent mistakes by the printer; so that by the time

they appear in a tangible shape, and one can con them over with a

conscious, sidelong glance to the public approbation, they have lost

their gloss and relish, and become ‘more tedious than a twice-told

tale.’ For a person to read his own works over with any great delight,

he ought first to forget that he ever wrote them. Familiarity naturally

breeds contempt. It is, in fact, like poring fondly over a piece of

blank paper: from repetition, the words convey no distinct meaning to

the mind, are mere idle sounds, except that our vanity claims an

interest and property in them. I have more satisfaction in my own

thoughts than in dictating them to others: words are necessary to

explain the impression of certain things upon me to the reader, but they

rather weaken and draw a veil over than strengthen it to myself. However

I might say with the poet, ‘My mind to me a kingdom is,’ yet I have

little ambition ‘to set a throne or chair of state in the understandings

of other men.’ The ideas we cherish most, exist best in a kind of

shadowy abstraction,

‘Pure in the last recesses of the mind;’

and derive neither force nor interest from being exposed to public view.

They are old familiar acquaintance, and any change in them, arising from

the adventitious ornaments of style or dress, is little to their

advantage. After I have once written on a subject, it goes out of my

mind: my feelings about it have been melted down into words, and _them_

I forget. I have, as it were, discharged my memory of its old habitual

reckoning, and rubbed out the score of real sentiment. For the future,

it exists only for the sake of others.—But I cannot say, from my own

experience, that the same process takes place in transferring our ideas

to canvas; they gain more than they lose in the mechanical

transformation. One is never tired of painting, because you have to set

down not what you knew already, but what you have just discovered. In

the former case, you translate feelings into words; in the latter, names

into things. There is a continual creation out of nothing going on. With

every stroke of the brush, a new field of inquiry is laid open; new

difficulties arise, and new triumphs are prepared over them. By

comparing the imitation with the original, you see what you have done,

and how much you have still to do. The test of the senses is severer

than that of fancy, and an over-match even for the delusions of our

self-love. One part of a picture shames another, and you determine to

paint up to yourself, if you cannot come up to nature. Every object

becomes lustrous from the light thrown back upon it by the mirror of

art: and by the aid of the pencil we may be said to touch and handle the

objects of sight. The air-drawn visions that hover on the verge of

existence have a bodily presence given them on the canvas: the form of

beauty is changed into a substance: the dream and the glory of the

universe is made ‘palpable to feeling as to sight.’—And see! a rainbow

starts from the canvas, with all its humid train of glory, as if it were

drawn from its cloudy arch in heaven. The spangled landscape glitters

with drops of dew after the shower. The ‘fleecy fools’ show their coats

in the gleams of the setting sun. The shepherds pipe their farewell

notes in the fresh evening air. And is this bright vision made from a

dead dull blank, like a bubble reflecting the mighty fabric of the

universe? Who would think this miracle of Rubens’ pencil possible to be

performed? Who, having seen it, would not spend his life to do the like?

See how the rich fallows, the bare stubble-field, the scanty

harvest-home, drag in Rembrandt’s landscapes! How often have I looked at

them and nature, and tried to do the same, till the very ‘light

thickened,’ and there was an earthiness in the feeling of the air! There

is no end of the refinements of art and nature in this respect. One may

look at the misty glimmering horizon till the eye dazzles and the

imagination is lost, in hopes to transfer the whole interminable expanse

at one blow upon canvas. Wilson said, he used to try to paint the effect

of the motes dancing in the setting sun. At another time, a friend

coming into his painting-room when he was sitting on the ground in a

melancholy posture, observed that his picture looked like a landscape

after a shower: he started up with the greatest delight, and said, ‘That

is the effect I intended to produce, but thought I had failed.’ Wilson

was neglected; and, by degrees, neglected his art to apply himself to

brandy. His hand became unsteady, so that it was only by repeated

attempts that he could reach the place, or produce the effect he aimed

at; and when he had done a little to a picture, he would say to any

acquaintance who chanced to drop in, ‘I have painted enough for one day:

come, let us go somewhere.’ It was not so Claude left his pictures, or

his studies on the banks of the Tiber, to go in search of other

enjoyments, or ceased to gaze upon the glittering sunny vales and

distant hills; and while his eye drank in the clear sparkling hues and

lovely forms of nature, his hand stamped them on the lucid canvas to

last there for ever!—One of the most delightful parts of my life was one

fine summer, when I used to walk out of an evening to catch the last

light of the sun, gemming the green slopes or russet lawns, and gilding

tower or tree, while the blue sky gradually turning to purple and gold,

or skirted with dusky grey, hung its broad marble pavement over all, as

we see it in the great master of Italian landscape. But to come to a

more particular explanation of the subject.

The first head I ever tried to paint was an old woman with the upper

part of the face shaded by her bonnet, and I certainly laboured it with

great perseverance. It took me numberless sittings to do it. I have it

by me still, and sometimes look at it with surprise, to think how much

pains were thrown away to little purpose,—yet not altogether in vain if

it taught me to see good in every thing, and to know that there is

nothing vulgar in nature seen with the eye of science or of true art.

Refinement creates beauty everywhere: it is the grossness of the

spectator that discovers nothing but grossness in the object. Be this as

it may, I spared no pains to do my best. If art was long, I thought that

life was so too at that moment. I got in the general effect the first

day; and pleased and surprised enough I was at my success. The rest was

a work of time—of weeks and months (if need were) of patient toil and

careful finishing. I had seen an old head by Rembrandt at

Burleigh-House, and if I could produce a head at all like Rembrandt in a

year, in my life-time, it would be glory and felicity, and wealth and

fame enough for me! The head I had seen at Burleigh was an exact and

wonderful fac-simile of nature, and I resolved to make mine (as nearly

as I could) an exact fac-simile of nature. I did not then, nor do I now

believe, with Sir Joshua, that the perfection of art consists in giving

general appearances without individual details, but in giving general

appearances with individual details. Otherwise, I had done my work the

first day. But I saw something more in nature than general effect, and I

thought it worth my while to give it in the picture. There was a

gorgeous effect of light and shade: but there was a delicacy as well as

depth in the _chiaro scuro_, which I was bound to follow into all its

dim and scarce perceptible variety of tone and shadow. Then I had to

make the transition from a strong light to as dark a shade, preserving

the masses, but gradually softening off the intermediate parts. It was

so in nature: the difficulty was to make it so in the copy. I tried, and

failed again and again; I strove harder, and succeeded as I thought. The

wrinkles in Rembrandt were not hard lines; but broken and irregular. I

saw the same appearance in nature, and strained every nerve to give it.

If I could hit off this edgy appearance, and insert the reflected light

in the furrows of old age in half a morning, I did not think I had lost

a day. Beneath the shrivelled yellow parchment look of the skin, there

was here and there a streak of the blood colour tinging the face; this I

made a point of conveying, and did not cease to compare what I saw with

what I did (with jealous lynx-eyed watchfulness) till I succeeded to the

best of my ability and judgment. How many revisions were there! How many

attempts to catch an expression which I had seen the day before! How

often did we try to get the old position, and wait for the return of the

same light! There was a puckering up of the lips, a cautious

introversion of the eye under the shadow of the bonnet, indicative of

the feebleness and suspicion of old age, which at last we managed, after

many trials and some quarrels, to a tolerable nicety. The picture was

never finished, and I might have gone on with it to the present hour.[2]

I used to set it on the ground when my day’s work was done, and saw

revealed to me with swimming eyes the birth of new hopes, and of a new

world of objects. The painter thus learns to look at nature with

different eyes. He before saw her ‘as in a glass darkly, but now face to

face.’ He understands the texture and meaning of the visible universe,

and ‘sees into the life of things,’ not by the help of mechanical

instruments, but of the improved exercise of his faculties, and an

intimate sympathy with nature. The meanest thing is not lost upon him,

for he looks at it with an eye to itself, not merely to his own vanity

or interest, or the opinion of the world. Even where there is neither

beauty nor use—if that ever were—still there is truth, and a sufficient

source of gratification in the indulgence of curiosity and activity of

mind. The humblest painter is a true scholar; and the best of

scholars—the scholar of nature. For myself, and for the real comfort and

satisfaction of the thing, I had rather have been Jan Steen, or Gerard

Dow, than the greatest casuist or philologer that ever lived. The

painter does not view things in clouds or ‘mist, the common gloss of

theologians,’ but applies the same standard of truth and disinterested

spirit of inquiry, that influence his daily practice, to other subjects.

He perceives form, he distinguishes character. He reads men and books

with an intuitive eye. He is a critic as well as a connoisseur. The

conclusions he draws are clear and convincing, because they are taken

from the things themselves. He is not a fanatic, a dupe, or a slave: for

the habit of seeing for himself also disposes him to judge for himself.

The most sensible men I know (taken as a class) are painters; that is,

they are the most lively observers of what passes in the world about

them, and the closest observers of what passes in their own minds. From

their profession they in general mix more with the world than authors;

and if they have not the same fund of acquired knowledge, are obliged to

rely more on individual sagacity. I might mention the names of Opie,

Fuseli, Northcote, as persons distinguished for striking description and

acquaintance with the subtle traits of character.[3] Painters in

ordinary society, or in obscure situations where their value is not

known, and they are treated with neglect and indifference, have

sometimes a forward self-sufficiency of manner: but this is not so much

their fault as that of others. Perhaps their want of regular education

may also be in fault in such cases. Richardson, who is very tenacious of

the respect in which the profession ought to be held, tells a story of

Michael Angelo, that after a quarrel between him and Pope Julius II.

‘upon account of a slight the artist conceived the pontiff had put upon

him, Michael Angelo was introduced by a bishop, who, thinking to serve

the artist by it, made it an argument that the Pope should be reconciled

to him, because men of his profession were commonly ignorant, and of no

consequence otherwise: his holiness, enraged at the bishop, struck him

with his staff, and told him, it was he that was the blockhead, and

affronted the man himself would not offend; the prelate was driven out

of the chamber, and Michael Angelo had the Pope’s benediction

accompanied with presents. This bishop had fallen into the vulgar error,

and was rebuked accordingly.’

Besides the exercise of the mind, painting exercises the body. It is a

mechanical as well as a liberal art. To do any thing, to dig a hole in

the ground, to plant a cabbage, to hit a mark, to move a shuttle, to

work a pattern,—in a word, to attempt to produce any effect, and to

_succeed_, has something in it that gratifies the love of power, and

carries off the restless activity of the mind of man. Indolence is a

delightful but distressing state: we must be doing something to be

happy. Action is no less necessary than thought to the instinctive

tendencies of the human frame; and painting combines them both

incessantly.[4] The hand furnishes a practical test of the correctness

of the eye; and the eye thus admonished, imposes fresh tasks of skill

and industry upon the hand. Every stroke tells, as the verifying of a

new truth; and every new observation, the instant it is made, passes

into an act and emanation of the will. Every step is nearer what we

wish, and yet there is always more to do. In spite of the facility, the

fluttering grace, the evanescent hues, that play round the pencil of

Rubens and Vandyke, however I may admire, I do not envy them this power

so much as I do the slow, patient, laborious execution of Correggio,

Leonardo da Vinci, and Andrea del Sarto, where every touch appears

conscious of its charge, emulous of truth, and where the painful artist

has so distinctly wrought,

‘That you might almost say his picture thought!’

In the one case, the colours seem breathed on the canvas as by magic,

the work and the wonder of a moment: in the other, they seem inlaid in

the body of the work, and as if it took the artist years of unremitting

labour, and of delightful never-ending progress to perfection.[5] Who

would wish ever to come to the close of such works,—not to dwell on

them, to return to them, to be wedded to them to the last? Rubens, with

his florid, rapid style, complained that when he had just learned his

art, he should be forced to die. Leonardo, in the slow advances of his,

had lived long enough!

Painting is not, like writing, what is properly understood by a

sedentary employment. It requires not indeed a strong, but a continued

and steady exertion of muscular power. The precision and delicacy of the

manual operation makes up for the want of vehemence,—as to balance

himself for any time in the same position the rope-dancer must strain

every nerve. Painting for a whole morning gives one as excellent an

appetite for one’s dinner, as old Abraham Tucker acquired for his by

riding over Banstead Downs. It is related of Sir Joshua Reynolds, that

‘he took no other exercise than what he used in his painting-room,’—the

writer means, in walking backwards and forwards to look at his picture;

but the act of painting itself, of laying on the colours in the proper

place, and proper quantity, was a much harder exercise than this

alternate receding from and returning to the picture. This last would be

rather a relaxation and relief than an effort. It is not to be wondered

at, that an artist like Sir Joshua, who delighted so much in the sensual

and practical part of his art, should have found himself at a

considerable loss when the decay of his sight precluded him, for the

last year or two of his life, from the following up of his

profession,—‘the source,’ according to his own remark, ‘of thirty years

uninterrupted enjoyment and prosperity to him.’ It is only those who

never think at all, or else who have accustomed themselves to brood

incessantly on abstract ideas, that never feel _ennui_.

To give one instance more, and then I will have done with this rambling

discourse. One of my first attempts was a picture of my father, who was

then in a green old age, with strong-marked features, and scarred with

the small-pox. I drew it with a broad light crossing the face, looking

down, with spectacles on, reading. The book was Shaftesbury’s

Characteristics, in a fine old binding, with Gribelin’s etchings. My

father would as lieve it had been any other book; but for him to read

was to be content, was ‘riches fineless.’ The sketch promised well; and

I set to work to finish it, determined to spare no time nor pains. My

father was willing to sit as long as I pleased; for there is a natural

desire in the mind of man to sit for one’s picture, to be the object of

continued attention, to have one’s likeness multiplied; and besides his

satisfaction in the picture, he had some pride in the artist, though he

would rather I should have written a sermon than painted like Rembrandt

or like Raphael. Those winter days, with the gleams of sunshine coming

through the chapel-windows, and cheered by the notes of the

robin-redbreast in our garden (that ‘ever in the haunch of winter

sings’)—as my afternoon’s work drew to a close,—were among the happiest

of my life. When I gave the effect I intended to any part of the picture

for which I had prepared my colours, when I imitated the roughness of

the skin by a lucky stroke of the pencil, when I hit the clear pearly

tone of a vein, when I gave the ruddy complexion of health, the blood

circulating under the broad shadows of one side of the face, I thought

my fortune made; or rather it was already more than made, in my fancying

that I might one day be able to say with Correggio, ‘_I also am a

painter!_’ It was an idle thought, a boy’s conceit; but it did not make

me less happy at the time. I used regularly to set my work in the chair

to look at it through the long evenings; and many a time did I return to

take leave of it before I could go to bed at night. I remember sending

it with a throbbing heart to the Exhibition, and seeing it hung up there

by the side of one of the Honourable Mr. Skeffington (now Sir George).

There was nothing in common between them, but that they were the

portraits of two very good-natured men. I think, but am not sure, that I

finished this portrait (or another afterwards) on the same day that the

news of the battle of Austerlitz came; I walked out in the afternoon,

and, as I returned, saw the evening star set over a poor man’s cottage

with other thoughts and feelings than I shall ever have again. Oh for

the revolution of the great Platonic year, that those times might come

over again! I could sleep out the three hundred and sixty-five thousand

intervening years very contentedly!—The picture is left: the table, the

chair, the window where I learned to construe Livy, the chapel where my

father preached, remain where they were; but he himself is gone to rest,

full of years, of faith, of hope, and charity!

ESSAY II

THE SAME SUBJECT CONTINUED

The painter not only takes a delight in nature, he has a new and

exquisite source of pleasure opened to him in the study and

contemplation of works of art—

‘Whate’er Lorraine light touch’d with soft’ning hue,

Or savage Rosa dash’d, or learned Poussin drew.’

He turns aside to view a country-gentleman’s seat with eager looks,

thinking it may contain some of the rich products of art. There is an

air round Lord Radnor’s park, for there hang the two Claudes, the

Morning and Evening of the Roman Empire—round Wilton-house, for there is

Vandyke’s picture of the Pembroke family—round Blenheim, for there is

his picture of the Duke of Buckingham’s children, and the most

magnificent collection of Rubenses in the world—at Knowsley, for there

is Rembrandt’s Hand-writing on the Wall—and at Burleigh, for there are

some of Guido’s angelic heads. The young artist makes a pilgrimage to

each of these places, eyes them wistfully at a distance, ‘bosomed high

in tufted trees,’ and feels an interest in them of which the owner is

scarce conscious: he enters the well-swept walks and echoing arch-ways,

passes the threshold, is led through wainscoted rooms, is shown the

furniture, the rich hangings, the tapestry, the massy services of

plate—and, at last, is ushered into the room where his treasure is, the

idol of his vows—some speaking face or bright landscape! It is stamped

on his brain, and lives there thenceforward, a tally for nature, and a

test of art. He furnishes out the chambers of the mind from the spoils

of time, picks and chooses which shall have the best places—nearest his

heart. He goes away richer than he came, richer than the possessor; and

thinks that he may one day return, when he perhaps shall have done

something like them, or even from failure shall have learned to admire

truth and genius more.

My first initiation in the mysteries of the art was at the Orleans

Gallery: it was there I formed my taste, such as it is; so that I am

irreclaimably of the old school in painting. I was staggered when I saw

the works there collected, and looked at them with wondering and with

longing eyes. A mist passed away from my sight: the scales fell off. A

new sense came upon me, a new heaven and a new earth stood before me. I

saw the soul speaking in the face—‘hands that the rod of empire had

swayed’ in mighty ages past—‘a forked mountain or blue promontory,’

‘—with trees upon ‘t

That nod unto the world, and mock our eyes with air.’

Old Time had unlocked his treasures, and Fame stood portress at the

door. We had all heard of the names of Titian, Raphael, Guido,

Domenichino, the Caracci—but to see them face to face, to be in the same

room with their deathless productions, was like breaking some mighty

spell—was almost an effect of necromancy! From that time I lived in a

world of pictures. Battles, sieges, speeches in parliament seemed mere

idle noise and fury, ‘signifying nothing,’ compared with those mighty

works and dreaded names that spoke to me in the eternal silence of

thought. This was the more remarkable, as it was but a short time before

that I was not only totally ignorant of, but insensible to the beauties

of art. As an instance, I remember that one afternoon I was reading the

Provoked Husband with the highest relish, with a green woody landscape

of Ruysdael or Hobbima just before me, at which I looked off the book

now and then, and wondered what there could be in that sort of work to

satisfy or delight the mind—at the same time asking myself, as a

speculative question, whether I should ever feel an interest in it like

what I took in reading Vanbrugh and Cibber?

I had made some progress in painting when I went to the Louvre to study,

and I never did any thing afterwards. I never shall forget conning over

the Catalogue which a friend lent me just before I set out. The

pictures, the names of the painters, seemed to relish in the mouth.

There was one of Titian’s Mistress at her toilette. Even the colours

with which the painter had adorned her hair were not more golden, more

amiable to sight, than those which played round and tantalised my fancy

ere I saw the picture. There were two portraits by the same hand—‘A

young Nobleman with a glove’—Another, ‘a companion to it’—I read the

description over and over with fond expectancy, and filled up the

imaginary outline with whatever I could conceive of grace, and dignity,

and an antique _gusto_—all but equal to the original. There was the

Transfiguration too. With what awe I saw it in my mind’s eye, and was

overshadowed with the spirit of the artist! Not to have been

disappointed with these works afterwards, was the highest compliment I

can pay to their transcendant merits. Indeed, it was from seeing other

works of the same great masters that I had formed a vague, but no

disparaging idea of these.—The first day I got there, I was kept for

some time in the French Exhibition-room, and thought I should not be

able to get a sight of the old masters. I just caught a peep at them

through the door (vile hindrance!) like looking out of purgatory into

paradise—from Poussin’s noble mellow-looking landscapes to where Rubens

hung out his gaudy banner, and down the glimmering vista to the rich

jewels of Titian and the Italian school. At last, by much importunity, I

was admitted, and lost not an instant in making use of my new

privilege.—It was _un beau jour_ to me. I marched delighted through a

quarter of a mile of the proudest efforts of the mind of man, a whole

creation of genius, a universe of art! I ran the gauntlet of all the

schools from the bottom to the top; and in the end got admitted into the

inner room, where they had been repairing some of their greatest works.

Here the Transfiguration, the St. Peter Martyr, and the St. Jerome of

Domenichino stood on the floor, as if they had bent their knees, like

camels stooping, to unlade their riches to the spectator. On one side,

on an easel, stood Hippolito de Medici (a portrait by Titian) with a

boar-spear in his hand, looking through those he saw, till you turned

away from the keen glance: and thrown together in heaps were landscapes

of the same hand, green pastoral hills and vales, and shepherds piping

to their mild mistresses underneath the flowering shade. Reader, ‘if

thou hast not seen the Louvre, thou art damned!’—for thou hast not seen

the choicest remains of the works of art; or thou hast not seen all

these together, with their mutually reflected glories. I say nothing of

the statues; for I know but little of sculpture, and never liked any

till I saw the Elgin marbles.... Here, for four months together, I

strolled and studied, and daily heard the warning sound—‘_Quatre heures

passées, il faut fermer, Citoyens_,’ (ah! why did they ever change their

style?) muttered in coarse provincial French; and brought away with me

some loose draughts and fragments, which I have been forced to part

with, like drops of life-blood, for ‘hard money.’ How often, thou

tenantless mansion of godlike magnificence—how often has my heart since

gone a pilgrimage to thee!

It has been made a question, whether the artist, or the mere man of

taste and natural sensibility, receives most pleasure from the

contemplation of works of art? and I think this question might be

answered by another as a sort of _experimentum crucis_, namely, whether

any one out of that ‘number numberless’ of mere gentlemen and amateurs,

who visited Paris at the period here spoken of, felt as much interest,

as much pride or pleasure in this display of the most striking monuments

of art as the humblest student would? The first entrance into the Louvre

would be only one of the events of his journey, not an event in his

life, remembered ever after with thankfulness and regret. He would

explore it with the same unmeaning curiosity and idle wonder as he would

the Regalia in the Tower, or the Botanic Garden in the Thuilleries, but

not with the fond enthusiasm of an artist. How should he? His is ‘casual

fruition, joyless, unendeared.’ But the painter is wedded to his art,

the mistress, queen, and idol of his soul. He has embarked his all in

it, fame, time, fortune, peace of mind, his hopes in youth, his

consolation in age: and shall he not feel a more intense interest in

whatever relates to it than the mere indolent trifler? Natural

sensibility alone, without the entire application of the mind to that

one object, will not enable the possessor to sympathise with all the

degrees of beauty and power in the conception of a Titian or a

Correggio; but it is he only who does this, who follows them into all

their force and matchless grace, that does or can feel their full value.

Knowledge is pleasure as well as power. No one but the artist who has

studied nature and contended with the difficulties of art, can be aware

of the beauties, or intoxicated with a passion for painting. No one who

has not devoted his life and soul to the pursuit of art, can feel the

same exultation in its brightest ornaments and loftiest triumphs which

an artist does. Where the treasure is, there the heart is also. It is

now seventeen years since I was studying in the Louvre (and I have long

since given up all thoughts of the art as a profession), but long after

I returned, and even still, I sometimes dream of being there again—of

asking for the old pictures—and not finding them, or finding them

changed or faded from what they were, I cry myself awake! What

gentleman-amateur ever does this at such a distance of time,—that is,

ever received pleasure or took interest enough in them to produce so

lasting an impression?

But it is said that if a person had the same natural taste, and the same

acquired knowledge as an artist, without the petty interests and

technical notions, he would derive a purer pleasure from seeing a fine

portrait, a fine landscape, and so on. This however is not so much

begging the question as asking an impossibility: he cannot have the same

insight into the end without having studied the means; nor the same love

of art without the same habitual and exclusive attachment to it.

Painters are, no doubt, often actuated by jealousy, partiality, and a

sordid attention to that only which they find useful to themselves in

painting. W— has been seen poring over the texture of a Dutch

cabinet-picture, so that he could not see the picture itself. But this

is the perversion and pedantry of the profession, not its true or

genuine spirit. If W— had never looked at any thing but megilps and

handling, he never would have put the soul of life and manners into his

pictures, as he has done. Another objection is, that the instrumental

parts of the art, the means, the first rudiments, paints, oils, and

brushes, are painful and disgusting; and that the consciousness of the

difficulty and anxiety with which perfection has been attained, must

take away from the pleasure of the finest performance. This, however, is

only an additional proof of the greater pleasure derived by the artist

from his profession; for these things which are said to interfere with

and destroy the common interest in works of art, do not disturb him; he

never once thinks of them, he is absorbed in the pursuit of a higher

object; he is intent, not on the means but the end; he is taken up, not

with the difficulties, but with the triumph over them. As in the case of

the anatomist, who overlooks many things in the eagerness of his search

after abstract truth; or the alchemist who, while he is raking into his

soot and furnaces, lives in a golden dream; a lesser gives way to a

greater object. But it is pretended that the painter may be supposed to

submit to the unpleasant part of the process only for the sake of the

fame or profit in view. So far is this from being a true state of the

case, that I will venture to say, in the instance of a friend of mine

who has lately succeeded in an important undertaking in his art, that

not all the fame he has acquired, not all the money he has received from

thousands of admiring spectators, not all the newspaper puffs,—nor even

the praise of the Edinburgh Review,—not all these, put together, ever

gave him at any time the same genuine, undoubted satisfaction as any one

half-hour employed in the ardent and propitious pursuit of his art—in

finishing to his heart’s content a foot, a hand, or even a piece of

drapery. What is the state of mind of an artist while he is at work? He

is then in the act of realising the highest idea he can form of beauty

or grandeur: he conceives, he embodies that which he understands and

loves best: that is, he is in full and perfect possession of that which

is to him the source of the highest happiness and intellectual

excitement which he can enjoy.

In short, as a conclusion to this argument, I will mention a

circumstance which fell under my knowledge the other day. A friend had

bought a print of Titian’s Mistress, the same to which I have alluded

above. He was anxious to shew it me on this account. I told him it was a

spirited engraving, but it had not the look of the original. I believe

he thought this fastidious, till I offered to shew him a rough sketch of

it, which I had by me. Having seen this, he said he perceived exactly

what I meant, and could not bear to look at the print afterwards. He had

good sense enough to see the difference in the individual instance; but

a person better acquainted with Titian’s manner and with art in general,

that is, of a more cultivated and refined taste, would know that it was

a bad print, without having any immediate model to compare it with. He

would perceive with a glance of the eye, with a sort of instinctive

feeling, that it was hard, and without that bland, expansive, and

nameless expression which always distinguished Titian’s most famous

works. Any one who is accustomed to a head in a picture can never

reconcile himself to a print from it: but to the ignorant they are both

the same. To a vulgar eye there is no difference between a Guido and a

daub, between a penny-print or the vilest scrawl, and the most finished

performance. In other words, all that excellence which lies between

these two extremes,—all, at least, that marks the excess above

mediocrity,—all that constitutes true beauty, harmony, refinement,

grandeur, is lost upon the common observer. But it is from this point

that the delight, the glowing raptures of the true adept commence. An

uninformed spectator may like an ordinary drawing better than the ablest

connoisseur; but for that very reason he cannot like the highest

specimens of art so well. The refinements not only of execution but of

truth and nature are inaccessible to unpractised eyes. The exquisite

gradations in a sky of Claude’s are not perceived by such persons, and

consequently the harmony cannot be felt. Where there is no conscious

apprehension, there can be no conscious pleasure. Wonder at the first

sight of works of art may be the effect of ignorance and novelty; but

real admiration and permanent delight in them are the growth of taste

and knowledge. ‘I would not wish to have your eyes,’ said a good-natured

man to a critic, who was finding fault with a picture, in which the

other saw no blemish. Why so? The idea which prevented him from admiring

this inferior production was a higher idea of truth and beauty which was

ever present with him, and a continual source of pleasing and lofty

contemplations. It may be different in a taste for outward luxuries and

the privations of mere sense; but the idea of perfection, which acts as

an intellectual foil, is always an addition, a support, and a proud

consolation!

Richardson, in his Essays, which ought to be better known, has left some

striking examples of the felicity and infelicity of artists, both as it

relates to their external fortune, and to the practice of their art. In

speaking of _the knowledge of hands_, he exclaims—‘When one is

considering a picture or a drawing, one at the same time thinks this was

done by him[6] who had many extraordinary endowments of body and mind,

but was withal very capricious; who was honoured in life and death,

expiring in the arms of one of the greatest princes of that age, Francis

I. King of France, who loved him as a friend. Another is of him[7] who

lived a long and happy life, beloved of Charles V. emperour; and many

others of the first princes of Europe. When one has another in hand, we

think this was done by one[8] who so excelled in three arts, as that any

of them in that degree had rendered him worthy of immortality; and one

moreover that durst contend with his sovereign (one of the haughtiest

popes that ever was) upon a slight offered to him, and extricated

himself with honour. Another is the work of him[9] who, without any one

exterior advantage but mere strength of genius, had the most sublime

imaginations, and executed them accordingly, yet lived and died

obscurely. Another we shall consider as the work of him[10] who restored

Painting when it had almost sunk; of him whom art made honourable, but

who, neglecting and despising greatness with a sort of cynical pride,

was treated suitably to the figure he gave himself, not his intrinsic

worth; which, not having philosophy enough to bear it, broke his heart.

Another is done by one[11] who (on the contrary) was a fine gentleman,

and lived in great magnificence, and was much honoured by his own and

foreign princes; who was a courtier, a statesman, and a painter; and so

much all these, that when he acted in either character, _that_ seemed to

be his business, and the others his diversion. I say when one thus

reflects, besides the pleasure arising from the beauties and excellences

of the work, the fine ideas it gives us of natural things, the noble way

of thinking it may suggest to us, an additional pleasure results from

the above considerations. But, oh! the pleasure, when a connoisseur and

lover of art has before him a picture or drawing, of which he can say

this is the hand, these are the thoughts of him[12] who was one of the

politest, best-natured gentlemen that ever was; and beloved and assisted

by the greatest wits and the greatest men then in Rome: of him who lived

in great fame, honour, and magnificence, and died extremely lamented;

and missed a Cardinal’s hat only by dying a few months too soon; but was

particularly esteemed and favoured by two Popes, the only ones who

filled the chair of St. Peter in his time, and as great men as ever sat

there since that apostle, if at least he ever did: one, in short, who

could have been a Leonardo, a Michael Angelo, a Titian, a Correggio, a

Parmegiano, an Annibal, a Rubens, or any other whom he pleased, but none

of them could ever have been a Rafaelle.’ Page 251.

The same writer speaks feelingly of the change in the style of different

artists from their change of fortune, and as the circumstances are

little known, I will quote the passage relating to two of them.

‘Guido Reni from a prince-like affluence of fortune (the just reward of

his angelic works) fell to a condition like that of a hired servant to

one who supplied him with money for what he did at a fixed rate; and

that by his being bewitched with a passion for gaming, whereby he lost

vast sums of money; and even what he got in this his state of servitude

by day, he commonly lost at night: nor could he ever be cured of this

cursed madness. Those of his works, therefore, which he did in this

unhappy part of his life, may easily be conceived to be in a different

style to what he did before, which in some things, that is, in the airs

of his heads (in the gracious kind), had a delicacy in them peculiar to

himself, and almost more than human. But I must not multiply instances.

Parmegiano is one that alone takes in all the several kinds of

variation, and all the degrees of goodness, from the lowest of the

indifferent up to the sublime. I can produce evident proofs of this in

so easy a gradation, that one cannot deny but that he that did this,

might do that, and very probably did so; and thus one may ascend and

descend, like the angels on Jacob’s ladder, whose foot was upon the

earth, but its top reached to Heaven.

‘And this great man had his unlucky circumstance: he became mad after

the philosopher’s stone, and did but very little in painting or drawing

afterwards. Judge what that was, and whether there was not an alteration

of style from what he had done, before this devil possessed him. His

creditors endeavoured to exorcise him, and did him some good, for he set

himself to work again in his own way: but if a drawing I have of a

Lucretia be that he made for his last picture, as it probably is (Vasari

says that was the subject of it), it is an evident proof of his decay:

it is good indeed, but it wants much of the delicacy which is commonly

seen in his works; and so I always thought before I knew or imagined it

to be done in this his ebb of genius.’ Page 153.

We have had two artists of our own country, whose fate has been as

singular as it was hard. Gandy was a portrait-painter in the beginning

of the last century, whose heads were said to have come near to

Rembrandt’s, and he was the undoubted prototype of Sir Joshua Reynolds’s

style. Yet his name has scarcely been heard of; and his reputation, like

his works, never extended beyond his own county. What did he think of

himself and of a fame so bounded! Did he ever dream he was indeed an

artist? Or how did this feeling in him differ from the vulgar conceit of

the lowest pretender? The best known of his works is a portrait of an

alderman of Exeter, in some public building in that city.

Poor Dan. Stringer! Forty years ago he had the finest hand and the

clearest eye of any artist of his time, and produced heads and drawings

that would not have disgraced a brighter period in the art. But he fell

a martyr (like Burns) to the society of country-gentlemen, and then of

those whom they would consider as more his equals. I saw him many years

ago, when he treated the masterly sketches he had by him (one in

particular of the group of citizens in Shakespear ‘swallowing the

tailor’s news’) as ‘bastards of his genius, not his children;’ and

seemed to have given up all thoughts of his art. Whether he is since

dead, I cannot say: the world do not so much as know that he ever lived!

ESSAY III

ON THE PAST AND FUTURE

I have naturally but little imagination, and am not of a very sanguine

turn of mind. I have some desire to enjoy the present good, and some

fondness for the past; but I am not at all given to building castles in

the air, nor to look forward with much confidence or hope to the

brilliant illusions held out by the future. Hence I have perhaps been

led to form a theory, which is very contrary to the common notions and

feelings on the subject, and which I will here try to explain as well as

I can.—When Sterne in the Sentimental Journey told the French Minister

that if the French people had a fault, it was that they were too

serious, the latter replied that if that was his opinion, he must defend

it with all his might, for he would have all the world against him; so I

shall have enough to do to get well through the present argument.

I cannot see, then, any rational or logical ground for that mighty

difference in the value which mankind generally set upon the past and

future, as if the one was every thing, and the other nothing, of no

consequence whatever. On the other hand, I conceive that the past is as

real and substantial a part of our being, that it is as much a _bona

fide_, undeniable consideration in the estimate of human life, as the

future can possibly be. To say that the past is of no importance,

unworthy of a moment’s regard, because it has gone by, and is no longer

any thing, is an argument that cannot be held to any purpose: for if the

past has ceased to be, and is therefore to be accounted nothing in the

scale of good or evil, the future is yet to come, and has never been any

thing. Should any one choose to assert that the present only is of any

value in a strict and positive sense, because that alone has a real

existence, that we should seize the instant good, and give all else to

the winds, I can understand what he means (though perhaps he does not

himself[13]): but I cannot comprehend how this distinction between that

which has a downright and sensible, and that which has only a remote and

airy existence, can be applied to establish the preference of the future

over the past; for both are in this point of view equally ideal,

absolutely nothing, except as they are conceived of by the mind’s eye,

and are thus rendered present to the thoughts and feelings. Nay, the one

is even more imaginary, a more fantastic creature of the brain than the

other, and the interest we take in it more shadowy and gratuitous; for

the future, on which we lay so much stress, may never come to pass at

all, that is, may never be embodied into actual existence in the whole

course of events, whereas the past has certainly existed once, has

received the stamp of truth, and left an image of itself behind. It is

so far then placed beyond the possibility of doubt, or as the poet has

it,

‘Those joys are lodg’d beyond the reach of fate.’

It is not, however, attempted to be denied that though the future is

nothing at present, and has no immediate interest while we are speaking,

yet it is of the utmost consequence in itself, and of the utmost

interest to the individual, because it _will have_ a real existence, and

we have an idea of it as existing in time to come. Well then, the past

also has no real existence; the actual sensation and the interest

belonging to it are both fled; but it _has had_ a real existence, and we

can still call up a vivid recollection of it as having once been; and

therefore, by parity of reasoning, it is not a thing perfectly

insignificant in itself, nor wholly indifferent to the mind, whether it

ever was or not. Oh no! Far from it! Let us not rashly quit our hold

upon the past, when perhaps there may be little else left to bind us to

existence. Is it nothing to have been, and to have been happy or

miserable? Or is it a matter of no moment to think whether I have been

one or the other? Do I delude myself, do I build upon a shadow or a

dream, do I dress up in the gaudy garb of idleness and folly a pure

fiction, with nothing answering to it in the universe of things and the

records of truth, when I look back with fond delight or with tender

regret to that which was at one time to me _my all_, when I revive the

glowing image of some bright reality,

‘The thoughts of which can never from my heart?’

Do I then muse on nothing, do I bend my eyes on nothing, when I turn

back in fancy to ‘those suns and skies so pure’ that lighted up my early

path? Is it to think of nothing, to set an idle value upon nothing, to

think of all that has happened to me, and of all that can ever interest

me? Or, to use the language of a fine poet (who is himself among my

earliest and not least painful recollections)—

‘What though the radiance which was once so bright

Be now for ever vanish’d from my sight,

Though nothing can bring back the hour

Of glory in the grass, of splendour in the flow’r’—

yet am I mocked with a lie, when I venture to think of it? Or do I not

drink in and breathe again the air of heavenly truth, when I but

‘retrace its footsteps, and its skirts far off adore?’ I cannot say with

the same poet—

‘And see how dark the backward stream,

A little moment past so smiling’—

for it is the past that gives me most delight and most assurance of

reality. What to me constitutes the great charm of the Confessions of

Rousseau is their turning so much upon this feeling. He seems to gather

up the past moments of his being like drops of honey-dew to distil a

precious liquor from them; his alternate pleasures and pains are the

beadroll that he tells over, and piously worships; he makes a rosary of

the flowers of hope and fancy that strewed his earliest years. When he

begins the last of the Reveries of a Solitary Walker, ‘_Il y a

aujourd’hui, jour des Pâques Fleuris, cinquante ans depuis que j’ai

premier vu Madame Warens_,’ what a yearning of the soul is implied in

that short sentence! Was all that had happened to him, all that he had

thought and felt in that sad interval of time, to be accounted nothing?

Was that long, dim, faded retrospect of years happy or miserable, a

blank that was not to make his eyes fail and his heart faint within him

in trying to grasp all that had once filled it and that had since

vanished, because it was not a prospect into futurity? Was he wrong in

finding more to interest him in it than in the next fifty years—which he

did not live to see; or if he had, what then? Would they have been worth

thinking of, compared with the times of his youth, of his first meeting

with Madame Warens, with those times which he has traced with such truth

and pure delight ‘in our heart’s tables?’ When ‘all the life of life was

flown,’ was he not to live the first and best part of it over again, and

once more be all that he then was?—Ye woods that crown the clear lone

brow of Norman Court, why do I revisit ye so oft, and feel a soothing

consciousness of your presence, but that your high tops waving in the

wind recal to me the hours and years that are for ever fled, that ye

renew in ceaseless murmurs the story of long-cherished hopes and bitter

disappointment, that in your solitudes and tangled wilds I can wander

and lose myself as I wander on and am lost in the solitude of my own

heart; and that as your rustling branches give the loud blast to the

waste below—borne on the thoughts of other years, I can look down with

patient anguish at the cheerless desolation which I feel within! Without

that face pale as the primrose with hyacinthine locks, for ever shunning

and for ever haunting me, mocking my waking thoughts as in a dream,

without that smile which my heart could never turn to scorn, without

those eyes, dark with their own lustre, still bent on mine, and drawing

the soul into their liquid mazes like a sea of love, without that name

trembling in fancy’s ear, without that form gliding before me like Oread

or Dryad in fabled groves, what should I do, how pass away the listless

leaden-footed hours? Then wave, wave on, ye woods of Tuderley, and lift

your high tops in the air; my sighs and vows uttered by your mystic

voice breathe into me my former being, and enable me to bear the thing I

am!—The objects that we have known in better days are the main props

that sustain the weight of our affections, and give us strength to await

our future lot. The future is like a dead wall or a thick mist hiding

all objects from our view: the past is alive and stirring with objects,

bright or solemn, and of unfading interest. What is it in fact that we

recur to oftenest? What subjects do we think or talk of? Not the

ignorant future, but the well-stored past. Othello, the Moor of Venice,

amused himself and his hearers at the house of Signor Brabantio by

‘running through the story of his life even from his boyish days;’ and

oft ‘beguiled them of their tears, when he did speak of some disastrous

stroke which his youth suffered.’ This plan of ingratiating himself

would not have answered, if the past had been, like the contents of an

old almanac, of no use but to be thrown aside and forgotten. What a

blank, for instance, does the history of the world for the next six

thousand years present to the mind, compared with that of the last! All

that strikes the imagination or excites any interest in the mighty scene

is _what has been_![14]

Neither in itself then, nor as a subject of general contemplation, has

the future any advantage over the past. But with respect to our grosser

passions and pursuits it has. As far as regards the appeal to the

understanding or the imagination, the past is just as good, as real, of

as much intrinsic and ostensible value as the future: but there is

another principle in the human mind, the principle of action or will;

and of this the past has no hold, the future engrosses it entirely to

itself. It is this strong lever of the affections that gives so powerful

a bias to our sentiments on this subject, and violently transposes the

natural order of our associations. We regret the pleasures we have lost,

and eagerly anticipate those which are to come: we dwell with

satisfaction on the evils from which we have escaped (_Posthæc meminisse

juvabit_)—and dread future pain. The good that is past is in this sense

like money that is spent, which is of no further use, and about which we

give ourselves little concern. The good we expect is like a store yet

untouched, and in the enjoyment of which we promise ourselves infinite

gratification. What has happened to us we think of no consequence: what

is to happen to us, of the greatest. Why so? Simply because the one is

still in our power, and the other not—because the efforts of the will to

bring any object to pass or to prevent it strengthen our attachment or

aversion to that object—because the pains and attention bestowed upon

any thing add to our interest in it, and because the habitual and

earnest pursuit of any end redoubles the ardour of our expectations, and

converts the speculative and indolent satisfaction we might otherwise

feel in it into real passion. Our regrets, anxiety, and wishes are

thrown away upon the past: but the insisting on the importance of the

future is of the utmost use in aiding our resolutions, and stimulating

our exertions. If the future were no more amenable to our wills than the

past; if our precautions, our sanguine schemes, our hopes and fears were

of as little avail in the one case as the other; if we could neither

soften our minds to pleasure, nor steel our fortitude to the resistance

of pain beforehand; if all objects drifted along by us like straws or

pieces of wood in a river, the will being purely passive, and as little

able to avert the future as to arrest the past, we should in that case

be equally indifferent to both; that is, we should consider each as they

affected the thoughts and imagination with certain sentiments of

approbation or regret, but without the importunity of action, the

irritation of the will, throwing the whole weight of passion and

prejudice into one scale, and leaving the other quite empty. While the

blow is coming, we prepare to meet it, we think to ward off or break its

force, we arm ourselves with patience to endure what cannot be avoided,

we agitate ourselves with fifty needless alarms about it; but when the

blow is struck, the pang is over, the struggle is no longer necessary,

and we cease to harass or torment ourselves about it more than we can

help. It is not that the one belongs to the future and the other to time

past; but that the one is a subject of action, of uneasy apprehension,

of strong passion, and that the other has passed wholly out of the

sphere of action, into the region of

‘Calm contemplation and majestic pains.’[15]

It would not give a man more concern to know that he should be put to

the rack a year hence, than to recollect that he had been put to it a

year ago, but that he hopes to avoid the one, whereas he must sit down

patiently under the consciousness of the other. In this hope he wears

himself out in vain struggles with fate, and puts himself to the rack of

his imagination every day he has to live in the mean while. When the

event is so remote or so independent of the will as to set aside the

necessity of immediate action, or to baffle all attempts to defeat it,

it gives us little more disturbance or emotion than if it had already

taken place, or were something to happen in another state of being, or

to an indifferent person. Criminals are observed to grow more anxious as

their trial approaches; but after their sentence is passed, they become

tolerably resigned, and generally sleep sound the night before its

execution.

It in some measure confirms this theory, that men attach more or less

importance to past and future events, according as they are more or less

engaged in action and the busy scenes of life. Those who have a fortune

to make, or are in pursuit of rank and power, think little of the past,

for it does not contribute greatly to their views: those who have

nothing to do but to think, take nearly the same interest in the past as

in the future. The contemplation of the one is as delightful and real as

that of the other. The season of hope has an end; but the remembrance of

it is left. The past still lives in the memory of those who have leisure

to look back upon the way that they have trod, and can from it ‘catch

glimpses that may make them less forlorn.’ The turbulence of action, and

uneasiness of desire, must point to the future: it is only in the quiet

innocence of shepherds, in the simplicity of pastoral ages, that a tomb

was found with this inscription—‘I ALSO WAS AN ARCADIAN!’

Though I by no means think that our habitual attachment to life is in

exact proportion to the value of the gift, yet I am not one of those

splenetic persons who affect to think it of no value at all. _Que peu de

chose est la vie humaine_—is an exclamation in the mouths of moralists

and philosophers, to which I cannot agree. It is little, it is short, it

is not worth having, if we take the last hour, and leave out all that

has gone before, which has been one way of looking at the subject. Such

calculators seem to say that life is nothing when it is over, and that

may in their sense be true. If the old rule—_Respice finem_—were to be

made absolute, and no one could be pronounced fortunate till the day of

his death, there are few among us whose existence would, upon those

conditions, be much to be envied. But this is not a fair view of the

case. A man’s life is his whole life, not the last glimmering snuff of

the candle; and this, I say, is considerable, and not _a little matter_,

whether we regard its pleasures or its pains. To draw a peevish

conclusion to the contrary from our own superannuated desires or

forgetful indifference is about as reasonable as to say, a man never was

young because he is grown old, or never lived because he is now dead.

The length or agreeableness of a journey does not depend on the few last

steps of it, nor is the size of a building to be judged of from the last

stone that is added to it. It is neither the first nor last hour of our

existence, but the space that parts these two—not our exit nor our

entrance upon the stage, but what we do, feel, and think while

there—that we are to attend to in pronouncing sentence upon it. Indeed

it would be easy to shew that it is the very extent of human life, the

infinite number of things contained in it, its contradictory and

fluctuating interests, the transition from one situation to another, the

hours, months, years spent in one fond pursuit after another; that it

is, in a word, the length of our common journey and the quantity of

events crowded into it, that, baffling the grasp of our actual

perception, make it slide from our memory, and dwindle into nothing in

its own perspective. It is too mighty for us, and we say it is nothing!

It is a speck in our fancy, and yet what canvas would be big enough to

hold its striking groups, its endless subjects! It is light as vanity,

and yet if all its weary moments, if all its head and heart aches were

compressed into one, what fortitude would not be overwhelmed with the

blow! What a huge heap, a ‘huge, dumb heap,’ of wishes, thoughts,

feelings, anxious cares, soothing hopes, loves, joys, friendships, it is

composed of! How many ideas and trains of sentiment, long and deep and

intense, often pass through the mind in only one day’s thinking or

reading, for instance! How many such days are there in a year, how many

years in a long life, still occupied with something interesting, still

recalling some old impression, still recurring to some difficult

question and making progress in it, every step accompanied with a sense

of power, and every moment conscious of ‘the high endeavour or the glad

success;’ for the mind seizes only on that which keeps it employed, and

is wound up to a certain pitch of pleasurable excitement or lively

solicitude, by the necessity of its own nature. The division of the map

of life into its component parts is beautifully made by King Henry VI.

‘Oh God! methinks it were a happy life

To be no better than a homely swain,

To sit upon a hill as I do now,

To carve out dials quaintly, point by point,

Thereby to see the minutes how they run;

How many make the hour full complete,

How many hours bring about the day,

How many days will finish up the year,

How many years a mortal man may live:

When this is known, then to divide the times;

So many hours must I tend my flock,

So many hours must I take my rest,

So many hours must I contemplate,

So many hours must I sport myself;

So many days my ewes have been with young,

So many weeks ere the poor fools will yean,

So many months ere I shall shear the fleece;

So many minutes, hours, weeks, months, and years

Past over to the end they were created,

Would bring grey hairs unto a quiet grave.’

I myself am neither a king nor a shepherd: books have been my fleecy

charge, and my thoughts have been my subjects. But these have found me

sufficient employment at the time, and enough to think of for the time

to come.

The passions contract and warp the natural progress of life. They

paralyse all of it that is not devoted to their tyranny and caprice.

This makes the difference between the laughing innocence of childhood,

the pleasantness of youth, and the crabbedness of age. A load of cares

lies like a weight of guilt upon the mind: so that a man of business

often has all the air, the distraction and restlessness and hurry of

feeling of a criminal. A knowledge of the world takes away the freedom

and simplicity of thought as effectually as the contagion of its

example. The artlessness and candour of our early years are open to all

impressions alike, because the mind is not clogged and pre-occupied with

other objects. Our pleasures and our pains come single, make room for

one another, and the spring of the mind is fresh and unbroken, its

aspect clear and unsullied. Hence ‘the tear forgot as soon as shed, the

sunshine of the breast.’ But as we advance farther, the will gets

greater head. We form violent antipathies, and indulge exclusive

preferences. We make up our minds to some one thing, and if we cannot

have that, will have nothing. We are wedded to opinion, to fancy, to

prejudice; which destroys the soundness of our judgments, and the

serenity and buoyancy of our feelings. The chain of habit coils itself

round the heart, like a serpent, to gnaw and stifle it. It grows rigid

and callous; and for the softness and elasticity of childhood, full of

proud flesh and obstinate tumours. The violence and perversity of our

passions comes in more and more to overlay our natural sensibility and

well-grounded affections; and we screw ourselves up to aim only at those

things which are neither desirable nor practicable. Thus life passes

away in the feverish irritation of pursuit and the certainty of

disappointment. By degrees, nothing but this morbid state of feeling

satisfies us: and all common pleasures and cheap amusements are

sacrificed to the demon of ambition, avarice, or dissipation. The

machine is over-wrought: the parching heat of the veins dries up and

withers the flowers of Love, Hope, and Joy; and any pause, any release

from the rack of ecstacy on which we are stretched, seems more

insupportable than the pangs which we endure. We are suspended between

tormenting desires, and the horrors of _ennui_. The impulse of the will,

like the wheels of a carriage going down hill, becomes too strong for

the driver, reason, and cannot be stopped nor kept within bounds. Some

idea, some fancy, takes possession of the brain; and however ridiculous,

however distressing, however ruinous, haunts us by a sort of fascination

through life.

Not only is this principle of excessive irritability to be seen at work

in our more turbulent passions and pursuits, but even in the formal

study of arts and sciences, the same thing takes place, and undermines

the repose and happiness of life. The eagerness of pursuit overcomes the

satisfaction to result from the accomplishment. The mind is overstrained

to attain its purpose; and when it is attained, the ease and alacrity

necessary to enjoy it are gone. The irritation of action does not cease

and go down with the occasion for it; but we are first uneasy to get to

the end of our work, and then uneasy for want of something to do. The

ferment of the brain does not of itself subside into pleasure and soft

repose. Hence the disposition to strong _stimuli_ observable in persons

of much intellectual exertion to allay and carry off the

over-excitement. The _improvisatori_ poets (it is recorded by Spence in

his Anecdotes of Pope) cannot sleep after an evening’s continued display

of their singular and difficult art. The rhymes keep running in their

head in spite of themselves, and will not let them rest. Mechanics and

labouring people never know what to do with themselves on a Sunday,

though they return to their work with greater spirit for the relief, and

look forward to it with pleasure all the week. Sir Joshua Reynolds was

never comfortable out of his painting-room, and died of chagrin and

regret, because he could not paint on to the last moment of his life. He

used to say that he could go on retouching a picture for ever, as long

as it stood on his easel; but as soon as it was once fairly out of the

house, he never wished to see it again. An ingenious artist of our own

time has been heard to declare, that if ever the Devil got him into his

clutches, he would set him to copy his own pictures. Thus the secure

self-complacent retrospect to what is done is nothing, while the

anxious, uneasy looking forward to what is to come is every thing. We

are afraid to dwell upon the past, lest it should retard our future

progress; the indulgence of ease is fatal to excellence; and to succeed

in life, we lose the ends of being!

ESSAY IV

ON GENIUS AND COMMON SENSE

We hear it maintained by people of more gravity than understanding, that

genius and taste are strictly reducible to rules, and that there is a

rule for every thing. So far is it from being true that the finest

breath of fancy is a definable thing, that the plainest common sense is

only what Mr. Locke would have called a _mixed mode_, subject to a

particular sort of acquired and undefinable tact. It is asked, ‘If you

do not know the rule by which a thing is done, how can you be sure of

doing it a second time?’ And the answer is, ‘If you do not know the

muscles by the help of which you walk, how is it you do not fall down at

every step you take?’ In art, in taste, in life, in speech, you decide

from feeling, and not from reason; that is, from the impression of a

number of things on the mind, which impression is true and well-founded,

though you may not be able to analyse or account for it in the several

particulars. In a gesture you use, in a look you see, in a tone you

hear, you judge of the expression, propriety, and meaning from habit,

not from reason or rules; that is to say, from innumerable instances of

like gestures, looks, and tones, in innumerable other circumstances,

variously modified, which are too many and too refined to be all

distinctly recollected, but which do not therefore operate the less

powerfully upon the mind and eye of taste. Shall we say that these

impressions (the immediate stamp of nature) do not operate in a given

manner till they are classified and reduced to rules, or is not the rule

itself grounded upon the truth and certainty of that natural operation?

How then can the distinction of the understanding as to the manner in

which they operate be necessary to their producing their due and uniform

effect upon the mind? If certain effects did not regularly arise out of

certain causes in mind as well as matter, there could be no rule given

for them: nature does not follow the rule, but suggests it. Reason is

the interpreter and critic of nature and genius, not their lawgiver and

judge. He must be a poor creature indeed whose practical convictions do

not in almost all cases outrun his deliberate understanding, or who does

not feel and know much more than he can give a reason for.—Hence the

distinction between eloquence and wisdom, between ingenuity and common

sense. A man may be dextrous and able in explaining the grounds of his

opinions, and yet may be a mere sophist, because he only sees one half

of a subject. Another may feel the whole weight of a question, nothing

relating to it may be lost upon him, and yet he may be able to give no

account of the manner in which it affects him, or to drag his reasons

from their silent lurking-places. This last will be a wise man, though

neither a logician nor rhetorician. Goldsmith was a fool to Dr. Johnson

in argument; that is, in assigning the specific grounds of his opinions:

Dr. Johnson was a fool to Goldsmith in the fine tact, the airy,

intuitive faculty with which he skimmed the surfaces of things, and

unconsciously formed his opinions. Common sense is the just result of

the sum-total of such unconscious impressions in the ordinary

occurrences of life, as they are treasured up in the memory, and called

out by the occasion. Genius and taste depend much upon the same

principle exercised on loftier ground and in more unusual combinations.

I am glad to shelter myself from the charge of affectation or

singularity in this view of an often debated but ill-understood point,

by quoting a passage from Sir Joshua Reynolds’s Discourses, which is

full, and, I think, conclusive to the purpose. He says,

‘I observe, as a fundamental ground common to all the Arts with which we

have any concern in this Discourse, that they address themselves only to

two faculties of the mind, its imagination and its sensibility.

‘All theories which attempt to direct or to control the Art, upon any

principles falsely called rational, which we form to ourselves upon a

supposition of what ought in reason to be the end or means of Art,

independent of the known first effect produced by objects on the

imagination, must be false and delusive. For though it may appear bold

to say it, the imagination is here the residence of truth. If the

imagination be affected, the conclusion is fairly drawn; if it be not

affected, the reasoning is erroneous, because the end is not obtained;

the effect itself being the test, and the only test, of the truth and

efficacy of the means.

‘There is in the commerce of life, as in Art, a sagacity which is far

from being contradictory to right reason, and is superior to any

occasional exercise of that faculty; which supersedes it; and does not

wait for the slow progress of deduction, but goes at once, by what

appears a kind of intuition, to the conclusion. A man endowed with this

faculty feels and acknowledges the truth, though it is not always in his

power, perhaps, to give a reason for it; because he cannot recollect and

bring before him all the materials that gave birth to his opinion; for

very many and very intricate considerations may unite to form the

principle, even of small and minute parts, involved in, or dependent on,

a great system of things:—though these in process of time are forgotten,

the right impression still remains fixed in his mind.

‘This impression is the result of the accumulated experience of our

whole life, and has been collected, we do not always know how, or when.

But this mass of collective observation, however acquired, ought to

prevail over that reason, which, however powerfully exerted on any

particular occasion, will probably comprehend but a partial view of the

subject; and our conduct in life, as well as in the arts, is or ought to

be generally governed by this habitual reason: it is our happiness that

we are enabled to draw on such funds. If we were obliged to enter into a

theoretical deliberation on every occasion before we act, life would be

at a stand, and Art would be impracticable.

‘It appears to me therefore’ (continues Sir Joshua) ‘that our first

thoughts, that is, the effect which any thing produces on our minds, on

its first appearance, is never to be forgotten; and it demands for that

reason, because it is the first, to be laid up with care. If this be not

done, the artist may happen to impose on himself by partial reasoning;

by a cold consideration of those animated thoughts which proceed, not

perhaps from caprice or rashness (as he may afterwards conceit), but

from the fulness of his mind, enriched with the copious stores of all

the various inventions which he had ever seen, or had ever passed in his

mind. These ideas are infused into his design, without any conscious

effort; but if he be not on his guard, he may reconsider and correct

them, till the whole matter is reduced to a common-place invention.

‘This is sometimes the effect of what I mean to caution you against;

that is to say, an unfounded distrust of the imagination and feeling, in

favour of narrow, partial, confined, argumentative theories, and of

principles that seem to apply to the design in hand; without considering

those general impressions on the fancy in which real principles of

_sound reason_, and of much more weight and importance, are involved,

and, as it were, lie hid under the appearance of a sort of vulgar

sentiment. Reason, without doubt, must ultimately determine every thing;

at this minute it is required to inform us when that very reason is to

give way to feeling.’—Discourse XIII. vol. ii. p. 113–17.

Mr. Burke, by whom the foregoing train of thinking was probably

suggested, has insisted on the same thing, and made rather a perverse

use of it in several parts of his Reflections on the French Revolution;

and Windham in one of his Speeches has clenched it into an

aphorism—‘There is nothing so true as habit.’ Once more I would say,

common sense is tacit reason. Conscience is the same tacit sense of

right and wrong, or the impression of our moral experience and moral

apprehensions on the mind, which, because it works unseen, yet

certainly, we suppose to be an instinct, implanted in the mind; as we

sometimes attribute the violent operations of our passions, of which we

can neither trace the source nor assign the reason, to the instigation

of the Devil!

I shall here try to go more at large into this subject, and to give such

instances and illustrations of it as occur to me.

One of the persons who had rendered themselves obnoxious to Government,

and been included in a charge for high treason in the year 1794, had

retired soon after into Wales to write an epic poem and enjoy the

luxuries of a rural life. In his peregrinations through that beautiful

scenery, he had arrived one fine morning at the inn at Llangollen, in

the romantic valley of that name. He had ordered his breakfast, and was

sitting at the window in all the dalliance of expectation, when a face

passed of which he took no notice at the instant—but when his breakfast

was brought in presently after, he found his appetite for it gone, the

day had lost its freshness in his eye, he was uneasy and spiritless; and

without any cause that he could discover, a total change had taken place

in his feelings. While he was trying to account for this odd

circumstance, the same face passed again—it was the face of Taylor the

spy; and he was no longer at a loss to explain the difficulty. He had

before caught only a transient glimpse, a passing side-view of the face;

but though this was not sufficient to awaken a distinct idea in his

memory, his feelings, quicker and surer, had taken the alarm; a string

had been touched that gave a jar to his whole frame, and would not let

him rest, though he could not at all tell what was the matter with him.

To the flitting, shadowy, half-distinguished profile that had glided by

his window was linked unconsciously and mysteriously, but inseparably,

the impression of the trains that had been laid for him by this

person;—in this brief moment, in this dim, illegible short-hand of the

mind he had just escaped the speeches of the Attorney and

Solicitor-General over again; the gaunt figure of Mr. Pitt glared by

him; the walls of a prison enclosed him; and he felt the hands of the

executioner near him, without knowing it till the tremor and disorder of

his nerves gave information to his reasoning faculties that all was not

well within. That is, the same state of mind was recalled by one

circumstance in the series of association that had been produced by the

whole set of circumstances at the time, though the manner in which this

was done was not immediately perceptible. In other words, the feeling of

pleasure or pain, of good or evil, is revived, and acts instantaneously

upon the mind, before we have time to recollect the precise objects

which have originally given birth to it.[16] The incident here mentioned

was merely, then, one case of what the learned understand by the

_association of ideas_: but all that is meant by feeling or common sense

is nothing but the different cases of the association of ideas, more or

less true to the impression of the original circumstances, as reason

begins with the more formal developement of those circumstances, or

pretends to account for the different cases of the association of ideas.

But it does not follow that the dumb and silent pleading of the former

(though sometimes, nay often mistaken) is less true than that of its

babbling interpreter, or that we are never to trust its dictates without

consulting the express authority of reason. Both are imperfect, both are

useful in their way, and therefore both are best together, to correct or

to confirm one another. It does not appear that in the singular instance

above mentioned, the sudden impression on the mind was superstition or

fancy, though it might have been thought so, had it not been proved by

the event to have a real physical and moral cause. Had not the same face

returned again, the doubt would never have been properly cleared up, but

would have remained a puzzle ever after, or perhaps have been soon

forgot.—By the law of association, as laid down by physiologists, any

impression in a series can recal any other impression in that series

without going through the whole in order: so that the mind drops the

intermediate links, and passes on rapidly and by stealth to the more

striking effects of pleasure or pain which have naturally taken the

strongest hold of it. By doing this habitually and skilfully with

respect to the various impressions and circumstances with which our

experience makes us acquainted, it forms a series of unpremeditated

conclusions on almost all subjects that can be brought before it, as

just as they are of ready application to human life; and common sense is

the name of this body of unassuming but practical wisdom. Common sense,

however, is an impartial, instinctive result of truth and nature, and

will therefore bear the test and abide the scrutiny of the most severe

and patient reasoning. It is indeed incomplete without it. By ingrafting

reason on feeling, we ‘make assurance double sure.’

‘’Tis the last key-stone that makes up the arch—

Then stands it a triumphal mark! Then men

Observe the strength, the height, the why and when

It was erected: and still walking under,

Meet some new matter to look up, and wonder.’

But reason, not employed to interpret nature, and to improve and perfect

common sense and experience, is, for the most part, a building without a

foundation.—The criticism exercised by reason then on common sense may

be as severe as it pleases, but it must be as patient as it is severe.

Hasty, dogmatical, self-satisfied reason is worse than idle fancy, or

bigotted prejudice. It is systematic, ostentatious in error, closes up

the avenues of knowledge, and ‘shuts the gates of wisdom on mankind.’ It

is not enough to shew that there is no reason for a thing, that we do

not see the reason of it: if the common feeling, if the involuntary

prejudice sets in strong in favour of it, if, in spite of all we can do,

there is a lurking suspicion on the side of our first impressions, we

must try again, and believe that truth is mightier than we. So, in

offering a definition of any subject, if we feel a misgiving that there

is any fact or circumstance omitted, but of which we have only a vague

apprehension, like a name we cannot recollect, we must ask for more

time, and not cut the matter short by an arrogant assumption of the

point in dispute. Common sense thus acts as a check-weight on sophistry,

and suspends our rash and superficial judgments. On the other hand, if

not only no reason can be given for a thing, but every reason is clear

against it, and we can account from ignorance, from authority, from

interest, from different causes, for the prevalence of an opinion or

sentiment, then we have a right to conclude that we have mistaken a

prejudice for an instinct, or have confounded a false and partial

impression with the fair and unavoidable inference from general

observation. Mr. Burke said that we ought not to reject every prejudice,

but should separate the husk of prejudice from the truth it encloses,

and so try to get at the kernel within; and thus far he was right. But

he was wrong in insisting that we are to cherish our prejudices,

‘because they are prejudices:’ for if they are all well-founded, there

is no occasion to inquire into their origin or use; and he who sets out

to philosophise upon them, or make the separation Mr. Burke talks of in

this spirit and with this previous determination, will be very likely to

mistake a maggot or a rotten canker for the precious kernel of truth, as

was indeed the case with our political sophist.

There is nothing more distinct than common sense and vulgar opinion.

Common sense is only a judge of things that fall under common

observation, or immediately come home to the business and bosoms of men.

This is of the very essence of its principle, the basis of its

pretensions. It rests upon the simple process of feeling, it anchors in

experience. It is not, nor it cannot be, the test of abstract,

speculative opinions. But half the opinions and prejudices of mankind,

those which they hold in the most unqualified approbation and which have

been instilled into them under the strongest sanctions, are of this

latter kind, that is, opinions, not which they have ever thought, known,

or felt one tittle about, but which they have taken up on trust from

others, which have been palmed on their understandings by fraud or

force, and which they continue to hold at the peril of life, limb,

property, and character, with as little warrant from common sense in the

first instance as appeal to reason in the last. The _ultima ratio regum_

proceeds upon a very different plea. Common sense is neither priestcraft

nor state-policy. Yet ‘there’s the rub that makes absurdity of so long

life;’ and, at the same time, gives the sceptical philosophers the

advantage over us. Till nature has fair play allowed it, and is not

adulterated by political and polemical quacks (as it so often has been),

it is impossible to appeal to it as a defence against the errors and

extravagances of mere reason. If we talk of common sense, we are twitted

with vulgar prejudice, and asked how we distinguish the one from the

other: but common and received opinion is indeed ‘a compost heap’ of

crude notions, got together by the pride and passions of individuals,

and reason is itself the thrall or manumitted slave of the same lordly

and besotted masters, dragging its servile chain, or committing all

sorts of Saturnalian licences, the moment it feels itself freed from

it.—If ten millions of Englishmen are furious in thinking themselves

right in making war upon thirty millions of Frenchmen, and if the last

are equally bent upon thinking the others always in the wrong, though it

is a common and national prejudice, both opinions cannot be the dictate

of good sense: but it may be the infatuated policy of one or both

governments to keep their subjects always at variance. If a few

centuries ago all Europe believed in the infallibility of the Pope, this

was not an opinion derived from the proper exercise or erroneous

direction of the common sense of the people: common sense had nothing to

do with it—they believed whatever their priests told them. England at

present is divided into Whigs and Tories, Churchmen and Dissenters: both

parties have numbers on their side; but common sense and party-spirit

are two different things. Sects and heresies are upheld partly by

sympathy, and partly by the love of contradiction: if there was nobody

of a different way of thinking, they would fall to pieces of themselves.

If a whole court say the same thing, this is no proof that they think

it, but that the individual at the head of the court has said it: if a

mob agree for a while in shouting the same watch-word, this is not to me

an example of the _sensus communis_; they only repeat what they have

heard repeated by others. If indeed a large proportion of the people are

in want of food, of clothing, of shelter, if they are sick, miserable,

scorned, oppressed, and if each feeling it in himself, they all say so

with one voice and one heart, and lift up their hands to second their

appeal, this I should say was but the dictate of common sense, the cry

of nature. But to wave this part of the argument, which it is needless

to push farther, I believe that the best way to instruct mankind is not

by pointing out to them their mutual errors, but by teaching them to

think rightly on indifferent matters, where they will listen with

patience in order to be amused, and where they do not consider a

definition or a syllogism as the greatest injury you can offer them.

There is no rule for expression. It is got at solely by _feeling_, that

is, on the principle of the association of ideas, and by transferring

what has been found to hold good in one case (with the necessary

modifications) to others. A certain look has been remarked strongly

indicative of a certain passion or trait of character, and we attach the

same meaning to it or are affected in the same pleasurable or painful

manner by it, where it exists in a less degree, though we can define

neither the look itself nor the modification of it. Having got the

general clue, the exact result may be left to the imagination to vary,

to extenuate or aggravate it according to circumstances. In the

admirable profile of Oliver Cromwell after —, the drooping eye-lids, as

if drawing a veil over the fixed, penetrating glance, the nostrils

somewhat distended, and lips compressed so as hardly to let the breath

escape him, denote the character of the man for high-reaching policy and

deep designs as plainly as they can be written. How is it that we

decipher this expression in the face? First, by feeling it: and how is

it that we feel it? Not by pre-established rules, but by the instinct of

analogy, by the principle of association, which is subtle and sure in

proportion as it is variable and indefinite. A circumstance, apparently

of no value, shall alter the whole interpretation to be put upon an

expression or action; and it shall alter it thus powerfully because in

proportion to its very insignificance it shews a strong general

principle at work that extends in its ramifications to the smallest

things. This in fact will make all the difference between minuteness and

subtlety or refinement; for a small or trivial effect may in given

circumstances imply the operation of a great power. Stillness may be the

result of a blow too powerful to be resisted; silence may be imposed by

feelings too agonising for utterance. The minute, the trifling and

insipid, is that which is little in itself, in its causes and its

consequences: the subtle and refined is that which is slight and

evanescent at first sight, but which mounts up to a mighty sum in the

end, which is an essential part of an important whole, which has

consequences greater than itself, and where more is meant than meets the

eye or ear. We complain sometimes of littleness in a Dutch picture,

where there are a vast number of distinct parts and objects, each small

in itself, and leading to nothing else. A sky of Claude’s cannot fall

under this censure, where one imperceptible gradation is as it were the

scale to another, where the broad arch of heaven is piled up of

endlessly intermediate gold and azure tints, and where an infinite

number of minute, scarce noticed particulars blend and melt into

universal harmony. The subtlety in Shakespear, of which there is an

immense deal every where scattered up and down, is always the instrument

of passion, the vehicle of character. The action of a man pulling his

hat over his forehead is indifferent enough in itself, and, generally

speaking, may mean any thing or nothing: but in the circumstances in

which Macduff is placed, it is neither insignificant nor equivocal.

‘What! man, ne’er pull your hat upon your brows,’ &c.

It admits but of one interpretation or inference, that which follows

it:—

‘Give sorrow words: the grief that does not speak,

Whispers the o’er-fraught heart, and bids it break.’

The passage in the same play, in which Duncan and his attendants are

introduced commenting on the beauty and situation of Macbeth’s castle,

though familiar in itself, has been often praised for the striking

contrast it presents to the scenes which follow.—The same look in

different circumstances may convey a totally different expression. Thus

the eye turned round to look at you without turning the head indicates

generally slyness or suspicion: but if this is combined with large

expanded eye-lids or fixed eyebrows, as we see it in Titian’s pictures,

it will denote calm contemplation or piercing sagacity, without any

thing of meanness or fear of being observed. In other cases, it may

imply merely indolent enticing voluptuousness, as in Lely’s portraits of

women. The languor and weakness of the eye-lids gives the amorous turn

to the expression. How should there be a rule for all this beforehand,

seeing it depends on circumstances ever varying, and scarce discernible

but by their effect on the mind? Rules are applicable to abstractions,

but expression is concrete and individual. We know the meaning of

certain looks, and we feel how they modify one another in conjunction.

But we cannot have a separate rule to judge of all their combinations in

different degrees and circumstances, without foreseeing all those

combinations, which is impossible: or, if we did foresee them, we should

only be where we are, that is, we could only make the rule as we now

judge without it, from imagination and the feeling of the moment. The

absurdity of reducing expression to a preconcerted system was perhaps

never more evidently shewn than in a picture of the Judgment of Solomon

by so great a man as N. Poussin, which I once heard admired for the

skill and discrimination of the artist in making all the women, who are

ranged on one side, in the greatest alarm at the sentence of the judge,

while all the men on the opposite side see through the design of it.

Nature does not go to work or cast things in a regular mould in this

sort of way. I once heard a person remark of another—‘He has an eye like

a vicious horse.’ This was a fair analogy. We all, I believe, have

noticed the look of a horse’s eye, just before he is going to bite or

kick. But will any one, therefore, describe to me exactly what that look

is? It was the same acute observer that said of a self-sufficient

prating music-master—‘He talks on all subjects at _sight_’—which

expressed the man at once by an allusion to his profession. The

coincidence was indeed perfect. Nothing else could compare to the easy

assurance with which this gentleman would volunteer an explanation of

things of which he was most ignorant; but the _nonchalance_ with which a

musician sits down to a harpsichord to play a piece he has never seen

before. My physiognomical friend would not have hit on this mode of

illustration without knowing the profession of the subject of his

criticism; but having this hint given him, it instantly suggested itself

to his ‘sure trailing.’ The manner of the speaker was evident; and the

association of the music-master sitting down to play at sight, lurking

in his mind, was immediately called out by the strength of his

impression of the character. The feeling of character, and the felicity

of invention in explaining it, were nearly allied to each other. The

first was so wrought up and running over, that the transition to the

last was easy and unavoidable. When Mr. Kean was so much praised for the

action of Richard in his last struggle with his triumphant antagonist,

where he stands, after his sword is wrested from him, with his hands

stretched out, ‘as if his will could not be disarmed, and the very

phantoms of his despair had a withering power,’ he said that he borrowed

it from seeing the last efforts of Painter in his fight with Oliver.

This assuredly did not lessen the merit of it. Thus it ever is with the

man of real genius. He has the feeling of truth already shrined in his

own breast, and his eye is still bent on nature to see how she expresses

herself. When we thoroughly understand the subject, it is easy to

translate from one language into another. Raphael, in muffling up the

figure of Elymas the Sorcerer in his garments, appears to have extended

the idea of blindness even to his clothes. Was this design? Probably

not; but merely the feeling of analogy thoughtlessly suggesting this

device, which being so suggested was retained and carried on, because it

flattered or fell in with the original feeling. The tide of passion,

when strong, overflows and gradually insinuates itself into all nooks

and corners of the mind. Invention (of the best kind) I therefore do not

think so distinct a thing from feeling, as some are apt to imagine. The

springs of pure feeling will rise and fill the moulds of fancy that are

fit to receive it. There are some striking coincidences of colour in

well-composed pictures, as in a straggling weed in the foreground

streaked with blue or red to answer to a blue or red drapery, to the

tone of the flesh or an opening in the sky:—not that this was intended,

or done by rule (for then it would presently become affected and

ridiculous), but the eye being imbued with a certain colour, repeats and

varies it from a natural sense of harmony, a secret craving and appetite

for beauty, which in the same manner soothes and gratifies the eye of

taste, though the cause is not understood. _Tact_, _finesse_, is nothing

but the being completely aware of the feeling belonging to certain

situations, passions, &c. and the being consequently sensible to their

slightest indications or movements in others. One of the most remarkable

instances of this sort of faculty is the following story, told of Lord

Shaftesbury, the grandfather of the author of the Characteristics. He

had been to dine with Lady Clarendon and her daughter, who was at that

time privately married to the Duke of York (afterwards James II.) and as

he returned home with another nobleman who had accompanied him, he

suddenly turned to him, and said, ‘Depend upon it, the Duke has married

Hyde’s daughter.’ His companion could not comprehend what he meant; but

on explaining himself, he said, ‘Her mother behaved to her with an

attention and a marked respect that it is impossible to account for in

any other way; and I am sure of it.’ His conjecture shortly afterwards

proved to be the truth. This was carrying the prophetic spirit of common

sense as far as it could go.—

ESSAY V

THE SAME SUBJECT CONTINUED

Genius or originality is, for the most part, _some strong quality in the

mind, answering to and bringing out some new and striking quality in

nature_.

Imagination is, more properly, the power of carrying on a given feeling

into other situations, which must be done best according to the hold

which the feeling itself has taken of the mind.[17] In new and unknown

combinations, the impression must act by sympathy, and not by rule; but

there can be no sympathy, where there is no passion, no original

interest. The personal interest may in some cases oppress and

circumscribe the imaginative faculty, as in the instance of Rousseau:

but in general the strength and consistency of the imagination will be

in proportion to the strength and depth of feeling; and it is rarely

that a man even of lofty genius will be able to do more than carry on

his own feelings and character, or some prominent and ruling passion,

into fictitious and uncommon situations. Milton has by allusion embodied

a great part of his political and personal history in the chief

characters and incidents of Paradise Lost. He has, no doubt, wonderfully

adapted and heightened them, but the elements are the same; you trace

the bias and opinions of the man in the creations of the poet.

Shakespear (almost alone) seems to have been a man of genius, raised

above the definition of genius. ‘Born universal heir to all humanity,’

he was ‘as one, in suffering all who suffered nothing;’ with a perfect

sympathy with all things, yet alike indifferent to all: who did not

tamper with nature or warp her to his own purposes; who ‘knew all

qualities with a learned spirit,’ instead of judging of them by his own

predilections; and was rather ‘a pipe for the Muse’s finger to play what

stop she pleased,’ than anxious to set up any character or pretensions

of his own. His genius consisted in the faculty of transforming himself

at will into whatever he chose: his originality was the power of seeing

every object from the exact point of view in which others would see it.

He was the Proteus of human intellect. Genius in ordinary is a more

obstinate and less versatile thing. It is sufficiently exclusive and

self-willed, quaint and peculiar. It does some one thing by virtue of

doing nothing else: it excels in some one pursuit by being blind to all

excellence but its own. It is just the reverse of the cameleon; for it

does not borrow, but lend its colour to all about it: or like the

glow-worm, discloses a little circle of gorgeous light in the twilight

of obscurity, in the night of intellect, that surrounds it. So did

Rembrandt. If ever there was a man of genius, he was one, in the proper

sense of the term. He lived in and revealed to others a world of his

own, and might be said to have invented a new view of nature. He did not

discover things _out of_ nature, in fiction or fairy land, or make a

voyage to the moon ‘to descry new lands, rivers, or mountains in her

spotty globe,’ but saw things _in_ nature that every one had missed

before him, and gave others eyes to see them with. This is the test and

triumph of originality, not to shew us what has never been, and what we

may therefore very easily never have dreamt of, but to point out to us

what is before our eyes and under our feet, though we have had no

suspicion of its existence, for want of sufficient strength of

intuition, of determined grasp of mind to seize and retain it.

Rembrandt’s conquests were not over the _ideal_, but the real. He did

not contrive a new story or character, but we nearly owe to him a fifth

part of painting, the knowledge of _chiaroscuro_—a distinct power and

element in art and nature. He had a steadiness, a firm keeping of mind

and eye, that first stood the shock of ‘fierce extremes’ in light and

shade, or reconciled the greatest obscurity and the greatest brilliancy

into perfect harmony; and he therefore was the first to hazard this

appearance upon canvas, and give full effect to what he saw and

delighted in. He was led to adopt this style of broad and startling

contrast from its congeniality to his own feelings: his mind grappled

with that which afforded the best exercise to its master-powers: he was

bold in act, because he was urged on by a strong native impulse.

Originality is then nothing but nature and feeling working in the mind.

A man does not affect to be original: he is so, because he cannot help

it, and often without knowing it. This extraordinary artist indeed might

be said to have had a particular organ for colour. His eye seemed to

come in contact with it as a feeling, to lay hold of it as a substance,

rather than to contemplate it as a visual object. The texture of his

landscapes is ‘of the earth, earthy’—his clouds are humid, heavy, slow;

his shadows are ‘darkness that may be felt,’ a ‘palpable obscure;’ his

lights are lumps of liquid splendour! There is something more in this

than can be accounted for from design or accident: Rembrandt was not a

man made up of two or three rules and directions for acquiring genius.

I am afraid I shall hardly write so satisfactory a character of Mr.

Wordsworth, though he, too, like Rembrandt, has a faculty of making

something out of nothing, that is, out of himself, by the medium through

which he sees and with which he clothes the barrenest subject. Mr.

Wordsworth is the last man to ‘look abroad into universality,’ if that

alone constituted genius: he looks at home into himself, and is ‘content

with riches fineless.’ He would in the other case be ‘poor as winter,’

if he had nothing but general capacity to trust to. He is the greatest,

that is, the most original poet of the present day, only because he is

the greatest egotist. He is ‘self-involved, not dark.’ He sits in the

centre of his own being, and there ‘enjoys bright day.’ He does not

waste a thought on others. Whatever does not relate exclusively and

wholly to himself, is foreign to his views. He contemplates a

whole-length figure of himself, he looks along the unbroken line of his

personal identity. He thrusts aside all other objects, all other

interests with scorn and impatience, that he may repose on his own

being, that he may dig out the treasures of thought contained in it,

that he may unfold the precious stores of a mind for ever brooding over

itself. His genius is the effect of his individual character. He stamps

that character, that deep individual interest, on whatever he meets. The

object is nothing but as it furnishes food for internal meditation, for

old associations. If there had been no other being in the universe, Mr.

Wordsworth’s poetry would have been just what it is. If there had been

neither love nor friendship, neither ambition nor pleasure nor business

in the world, the author of the Lyrical Ballads need not have been

greatly changed from what he is—might still have ‘kept the noiseless

tenour of his way,’ retired in the sanctuary of his own heart, hallowing

the Sabbath of his own thoughts. With the passions, the pursuits, and

imaginations of other men, he does not profess to sympathise, but ‘finds

tongues in the trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones,

and good in every thing.’ With a mind averse from outward objects, but

ever intent upon its own workings, he hangs a weight of thought and

feeling upon every trifling circumstance connected with his past

history. The note of the cuckoo sounds in his ear like the voice of

other years; the daisy spreads its leaves in the rays of boyish delight,

that stream from his thoughtful eyes; the rainbow lifts its proud arch

in heaven but to mark his progress from infancy to manhood; an old thorn

is buried, bowed down under the mass of associations he has wound about

it; and to him, as he himself beautifully says,

—‘The meanest flow’r that blows can give

Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears.’

It is this power of habitual sentiment, or of transferring the interest

of our conscious existence to whatever gently solicits attention, and is

a link in the chain of association, without rousing our passions or

hurting our pride, that is the striking feature in Mr. Wordsworth’s mind

and poetry. Others have felt and shown this power before, as Withers,

Burns, &c. but none have felt it so intensely and absolutely as to lend

to it the voice of inspiration, as to make it the foundation of a new

style and school in poetry. His strength, as it so often happens, arises

from the excess of his weakness. But he has opened a new avenue to the

human heart, has explored another secret haunt and nook of nature,

‘sacred to verse, and sure of everlasting fame.’ Compared with his

lines, Lord Byron’s stanzas are but exaggerated common-place, and Walter

Scott’s poetry (not his prose) old wives’ fables.[18] There is no one in

whom I have been more disappointed than in the writer here spoken of,

nor with whom I am more disposed on certain points to quarrel: but the

love of truth and justice which obliges me to do this, will not suffer

me to blench his merits. Do what he can, he cannot help being an

original-minded man. His poetry is not servile. While the cuckoo returns

in the spring, while the daisy looks bright in the sun, while the

rainbow lifts its head above the storm—

‘Yet I’ll remember thee, Glencairn,

And all that thou hast done for me!’

Sir Joshua Reynolds, in endeavouring to show that there is no such thing

as proper originality, a spirit emanating from the mind of the artist

and shining through his works, has traced Raphael through a number of

figures which he has borrowed from Masaccio and others. This is a bad

calculation. If Raphael had only borrowed those figures from others,

would he, even in Sir Joshua’s sense, have been entitled to the praise

of originality? Plagiarism, I presume, in so far as it is plagiarism, is

not originality. Salvator is considered by many as a great genius. He

was what they call an irregular genius. My notion of genius is not

exactly the same as theirs. It has also been made a question whether

there is not more genius in Rembrandt’s _Three Trees_ than in all Claude

Lorraine’s landscapes? I do not know how that may be: but it was enough

for Claude to have been a perfect landscape-painter.

Capacity is not the same thing as genius. Capacity may be described to

relate to the quantity of knowledge, however acquired; genius to its

quality and the mode of acquiring it. Capacity is a power over given

ideas or combinations of ideas; genius is the power over those which are

not given, and for which no obvious or precise rule can be laid down. Or

capacity is power of any sort: genius is power of a different sort from

what has yet been shown. A retentive memory, a clear understanding is

capacity, but it is not genius. The admirable Crichton was a person of

prodigious capacity; but there is no proof (that I know) that he had an

atom of genius. His verses that remain are dull and sterile. He could

learn all that was known of any subject: he could do any thing if others

could show him the way to do it. This was very wonderful: but that is

all you can say of it. It requires a good capacity to play well at

chess: but, after all, it is a game of skill, and not of genius. Know

what you will of it, the understanding still moves in certain tracks in

which others have trod before it, quicker or slower, with more or less

comprehension and presence of mind. The greatest skill strikes out

nothing for itself, from its own peculiar resources; the nature of the

game is a thing determinate and fixed: there is no royal or poetical

road to check-mate your adversary. There is no place for genius but in

the indefinite and unknown. The discovery of the binomial theorem was an

effort of genius; but there was none shown in Jedediah Buxton’s being

able to multiply 9 figures by 9 in his head. If he could have multiplied

90 figures by 90 instead of 9, it would have been equally useless toil

and trouble.[19] He is a man of capacity who possesses considerable

intellectual riches: he is a man of genius who finds out a vein of new

ore. Originality is the seeing nature differently from others, and yet

as it is in itself. It is not singularity or affectation, but the

discovery of new and valuable truth. All the world do not see the whole

meaning of any object they have been looking at. Habit blinds them to

some things: short-sightedness to others. Every mind is not a gauge and

measure of truth. Nature has her surface and her dark recesses. She is

deep, obscure, and infinite. It is only minds on whom she makes her

fullest impressions that can penetrate her shrine or unveil her _Holy of

Holies_. It is only those whom she has filled with her spirit that have

the boldness or the power to reveal her mysteries to others. But nature

has a thousand aspects, and one man can only draw out one of them.

Whoever does this, is a man of genius. One displays her force, another

her refinement, one her power of harmony, another her suddenness of

contrast, one her beauty of form, another her splendour of colour. Each

does that for which he is best fitted by his particular genius, that is

to say, by some quality of mind in which the quality of the object sinks

deepest, where it finds the most cordial welcome, is perceived to its

utmost extent, and where again it forces its way out from the fulness

with which it has taken possession of the mind of the student. The

imagination gives out what it has first absorbed by congeniality of

temperament, what it has attracted and moulded into itself by elective

affinity, as the loadstone draws and impregnates iron. A little

originality is more esteemed and sought for than the greatest acquired

talent, because it throws a new light upon things, and is peculiar to

the individual. The other is common; and may be had for the asking, to

any amount.

The value of any work is to be judged of by the quantity of originality

contained in it. A very little of this will go a great way. If Goldsmith

had never written any thing but the two or three first chapters of the

Vicar of Wakefield, or the character of a Village-Schoolmaster, they

would have stamped him a man of genius. The Editors of Encyclopedias are

not usually reckoned the first literary characters of the age. The

works, of which they have the management, contain a great deal of

knowledge, like chests or warehouses, but the goods are not their own.

We should as soon think of admiring the shelves of a library; but the

shelves of a library are useful and respectable. I was once applied to,

in a delicate emergency, to write an article on a difficult subject for

an Encyclopedia, and was advised to take time and give it a systematic

and scientific form, to avail myself of all the knowledge that was to be

obtained on the subject, and arrange it with clearness and method. I

made answer that as to the first, I had taken time to do all that I ever

pretended to do, as I had thought incessantly on different matters for

twenty years of my life;[20] that I had no particular knowledge of the

subject in question, and no head for arrangement; and that the utmost I

could do in such a case would be, when a systematic and scientific

article was prepared, to write marginal notes upon it, to insert a

remark or illustration of my own (not to be found in former

Encyclopedias) or to suggest a better definition than had been offered

in the text. There are two sorts of writing. The first is compilation;

and consists in collecting and stating all that is already known of any

question in the best possible manner, for the benefit of the uninformed

reader. An author of this class is a very learned amanuensis of other

people’s thoughts. The second sort proceeds on an entirely different

principle. Instead of bringing down the account of knowledge to the

point at which it has already arrived, it professes to start from that

point on the strength of the writer’s individual reflections; and

supposing the reader in possession of what is already known, supplies

deficiencies, fills up certain blanks, and quits the beaten road in

search of new tracts of observation or sources of feeling. It is in vain

to object to this last style that it is disjointed, disproportioned, and

irregular. It is merely a set of additions and corrections to other

men’s works, or to the common stock of human knowledge, printed

separately. You might as well expect a continued chain of reasoning in

the notes to a book. It skips all the trite, intermediate, level

common-places of the subject, and only stops at the difficult passages

of the human mind, or touches on some striking point that has been

overlooked in previous editions. A view of a subject, to be connected

and regular, cannot be all new. A writer will always be liable to be

charged either with paradox or common-place, either with dulness or

affectation. But we have no right to demand from any one more than he

pretends to. There is indeed a medium in all things, but to unite

opposite excellencies, is a task ordinarily too hard for mortality. He

who succeeds in what he aims at, or who takes the lead in any one mode

or path of excellence, may think himself very well off. It would not be

fair to complain of the style of an Encyclopedia as dull, as wanting

volatile salt; nor of the style of an Essay because it is too light and

sparkling, because it is not a _caput mortuum_. So it is rather an odd

objection to a work that is made up entirely of ‘brilliant passages’—at

least it is a fault that can be found with few works, and the book might

be pardoned for its singularity. The censure might indeed seem like

adroit flattery, if it were not passed on an author whom any objection

is sufficient to render unpopular and ridiculous. I grant it is best to

unite solidity with show, general information with particular ingenuity.

This is the pattern of a perfect style: but I myself do not pretend to

be a perfect writer. In fine, we do not banish light French wines from

our tables, or refuse to taste sparkling Champagne when we can get it,

because it has not the body of Old Port. Besides, I do not know that

dulness is strength, or that an observation is slight, because it is

striking. Mediocrity, insipidity, want of character is the great fault.

_Mediocribus esse poetis non Dii, non homines, non concessêre columnæ._

Neither is this privilege allowed to prose-writers in our time, any more

than to poets formerly.

It is not then acuteness of organs or extent of capacity that

constitutes rare genius or produces the most exquisite models of art,

but an intense sympathy with some one beauty or distinguishing

characteristic in nature. Irritability alone, or the interest taken in

certain things, may supply the place of genius in weak and otherwise

ordinary minds. As there are certain instruments fitted to perform

certain kinds of labour, there are certain minds so framed as to produce

certain _chef-d’œuvres_ in art and literature, which is surely the best

use they can be put to. If a man had all sorts of instruments in his

shop and wanted one, he would rather have that one than be supplied with

a double set of all the others. If he had them all twice over, he could

only do what he can do as it is, whereas without that one he perhaps

cannot finish any one work he has in hand. So if a man can do one thing

better than any body else, the value of this one thing is what he must

stand or fall by, and his being able to do a hundred other things merely

_as well_ as any body else, would not alter the sentence or add to his

respectability; on the contrary, his being able to do so many other

things well would probably interfere with and incumber him in the

execution of the only thing that others cannot do as well as he, and so

far be a drawback and a disadvantage. More people in fact fail from a

multiplicity of talents and pretensions than from an absolute poverty of

resources. I have given instances of this elsewhere. Perhaps

Shakespear’s tragedies would in some respects have been better, if he

had never written comedies at all; and in that case, his comedies might

well have been spared, though they might have cost us some regret.

Racine, it is said, might have rivalled Moliere in comedy; but he gave

up the cultivation of his comic talents to devote himself wholly to the

tragic Muse. If, as the French tell us, he in consequence attained to

the perfection of tragic composition, this was better than writing

comedies as well as Moliere and tragedies as well as Crebillon. Yet I

count those persons fools who think it a pity Hogarth did not succeed

better in serious subjects. The division of labour is an excellent

principle in taste as well as in mechanics. Without this, I find from

Adam Smith, we could not have a pin made to the degree of perfection it

is. We do not, on any rational scheme of criticism, inquire into the

variety of a man’s excellences, or the number of his works, or his

facility of production. Venice Preserved is sufficient for Otway’s fame.

I hate all those nonsensical stories about Lopez de Vega and his writing

a play in a morning before breakfast. He had time enough to do it after.

If a man leaves behind him any work which is a model in its kind, we

have no right to ask whether he could do any thing else, or how he did

it, or how long he was about it. All that talent which is not necessary

to the actual quantity of excellence existing in the world, loses its

object, is so much waste talent or _talent to let_. I heard a sensible

man say he should like to do some one thing better than all the rest of

the world, and in every thing else to be like all the rest of the world.

Why should a man do more than his part? The rest is vanity and vexation

of spirit. We look with jealous and grudging eyes at all those

qualifications which are not essential; first, because they are

superfluous, and next, because we suspect they will be prejudicial. Why

does Mr. Kean play all those harlequin tricks of singing, dancing,

fencing, &c.? They say, ‘It is for his benefit.’ It is not for his

reputation. Garrick indeed shone equally in comedy and tragedy. But he

was first, not second-rate in both. There is not a greater impertinence

than to ask, if a man is clever out of his profession. I have heard of

people trying to cross-examine Mrs. Siddons. I would as soon try to

entrap one of the Elgin Marbles into an argument. Good nature and common

sense are required from all people: but one proud distinction is enough

for any one individual to possess or to aspire to!

ESSAY VI

CHARACTER OF COBBETT

People have about as substantial an idea of Cobbett as they have of

Cribb. His blows are as hard, and he himself is as impenetrable. One has

no notion of him as making use of a fine pen, but a great mutton-fist;

his style stuns his readers, and he ‘fillips the ear of the public with

a three-man beetle.’ He is too much for any single newspaper antagonist;

‘lays waste’ a city orator or Member of Parliament, and bears hard upon

the government itself. He is a kind of _fourth estate_ in the politics

of the country. He is not only unquestionably the most powerful

political writer of the present day, but one of the best writers in the

language. He speaks and thinks plain, broad, downright English. He might

be said to have the clearness of Swift, the naturalness of Defoe, and

the picturesque satirical description of Mandeville; if all such

comparisons were not impertinent. A really great and original writer is

like nobody but himself. In one sense, Sterne was not a wit, nor

Shakespear a poet. It is easy to describe second-rate talents, because

they fall into a class, and enlist under a standard: but first-rate

powers defy calculation or comparison, and can be defined only by

themselves. They are _sui generis_, and make the class to which they

belong. I have tried half a dozen times to describe Burke’s style

without ever succeeding;—its severe extravagance; its literal boldness;

its matter-of-fact hyperboles; its running away with a subject, and from

it at the same time—but there is no making it out, for there is no

example of the same thing any where else. We have no common measure to

refer to; and his qualities contradict even themselves.

Cobbett is not so difficult. He has been compared to Paine; and so far

it is true there are no two writers who come more into juxtaposition

from the nature of their subjects, from the internal resources on which

they draw, and from the popular effect of their writings, and their

adaptation (though that is a bad word in the present case) to the

capacity of every reader. But still if we turn to a volume of Paine’s

(his Common Sense or Rights of Man), we are struck (not to say somewhat

refreshed) by the difference. Paine is a much more sententious writer

than Cobbett. You cannot open a page in any of his best and earlier

works without meeting with some maxim, some antithetical and memorable

saying, which is a sort of starting-place for the argument, and the goal

to which it returns. There is not a single _bon-mot_, a single sentence

in Cobbett that has ever been quoted again. If any thing is ever quoted

from him, it is an epithet of abuse or a nickname. He is an excellent

hand at invention in that way, and has ‘damnable iteration in him.’ What

could be better than his pestering Erskine year after year with his

second title of Baron Clackmannan? He is rather too fond of _the Sons

and Daughters of Corruption_. Paine affected to reduce things to first

principles, to announce self-evident truths. Cobbett troubles himself

about little but the details and local circumstances. The first appeared

to have made up his mind beforehand to certain opinions, and to try to

find the most compendious and pointed expressions for them: his

successor appears to have no clue, no fixed or leading principles, nor

ever to have thought on a question till he sits down to write about it;

but then there seems no end of his matters of fact and raw materials,

which are brought out in all their strength and sharpness from not

having been squared or frittered down or vamped up to suit a theory—he

goes on with his descriptions and illustrations as if he would never

come to a stop; they have all the force of novelty with all the

familiarity of old acquaintance; his knowledge grows out of the subject,

and his style is that of a man who has an absolute intuition of what he

is talking about, and never thinks of any thing else. He deals in

premises and speaks to evidence—the coming to a conclusion and summing

up (which was Paine’s _forte_) lies in a smaller compass. The one could

not compose an elementary treatise on politics to become a manual for

the popular reader; nor could the other in all probability have kept up

a weekly journal for the same number of years with the same spirit,

interest, and untired perseverance. Paine’s writings are a sort of

introduction to political arithmetic on a new plan: Cobbett keeps a

day-book and makes an entry at full of all the occurrences and

troublesome questions that start up throughout the year. Cobbett, with

vast industry, vast information, and the utmost power of making what he

says intelligible, never seems to get at the beginning or come to the

end of any question: Paine, in a few short sentences, seems by his

peremptory manner ‘to clear it from all controversy, past, present, and

to come.’ Paine takes a bird’s-eye view of things. Cobbett sticks close

to them, inspects the component parts, and keeps fast hold of the

smallest advantages they afford him. Or, if I might here be indulged in

a pastoral allusion, Paine tries to enclose his ideas in a fold for

security and repose: Cobbett lets _his_ pour out upon the plain like a

flock of sheep to feed and batten. Cobbett is a pleasanter writer for

those to read who do not agree with him; for he is less dogmatical, goes

more into the common grounds of fact and argument to which all appeal,

is more desultory and various, and appears less to be driving at a

previous conclusion than urged on by the force of present conviction. He

is therefore tolerated by all parties, though he has made himself by

turns obnoxious to all; and even those he abuses read him. The Reformers

read him when he was a Tory, and the Tories read him now that he is a

Reformer. He must, I think, however, be _caviare_ to the Whigs.[21]

If he is less metaphysical and poetical than his celebrated prototype,

he is more picturesque and dramatic. His episodes, which are numerous as

they are pertinent, are striking, interesting, full of life and

_naïveté_, minute, double measure running over, but never

tedious—_nunquam sufflaminandus erat_. He is one of those writers who

can never tire us, not even of himself; and the reason is, he is always

‘full of matter.’ He never runs to lees, never gives us the vapid

leavings of himself, is never ‘weary, stale, and unprofitable,’ but

always setting out afresh on his journey, clearing away some old

nuisance, and turning up new mould. His egotism is delightful, for there

is no affectation in it. He does not talk of himself for lack of

something to write about, but because some circumstance that has

happened to himself is the best possible illustration of the subject,

and he is not the man to shrink from giving the best possible

illustration of the subject from a squeamish delicacy. He likes both

himself and his subject too well. He does not put himself before it, and

say—‘admire me first’—but places us in the same situation with himself,

and makes us see all that he does. There is no blindman’s-buff, no

conscious hints, no awkward ventriloquism, no testimonies of applause,

no abstract, senseless self-complacency, no smuggled admiration of his

own person by proxy: it is all plain and above-board. He writes himself

plain William Cobbett, strips himself quite as naked as any body would

wish—in a word, his egotism is full of individuality, and has room for

very little vanity in it. We feel delighted, rub our hands, and draw our

chair to the fire, when we come to a passage of this sort: we know it

will be something new and good, manly and simple, not the same insipid

story of self over again. We sit down at table with the writer, but it

is to a course of rich viands, flesh, fish, and wild-fowl, and not to a

nominal entertainment, like that given by the Barmecide in the Arabian

Nights, who put off his visitors with calling for a number of exquisite

things that never appeared, and with the honour of his company. Mr.

Cobbett is not a _make-believe_ writer. His worst enemy cannot say that

of him. Still less is he a vulgar one. He must be a puny, common-place

critic indeed, who thinks him so. How fine were the graphical

descriptions he sent us from America: what a transatlantic flavour, what

a native _gusto_, what a fine _sauce-piquante_ of contempt they were

seasoned with! If he had sat down to look at himself in the glass,

instead of looking about him like Adam in Paradise, he would not have

got up these articles in so capital a style. What a noble account of his

first breakfast after his arrival in America! It might serve for a

month. There is no scene on the stage more amusing. How well he paints

the gold and scarlet plumage of the American birds, only to lament more

pathetically the want of the wild wood-notes of his native land! The

groves of the Ohio that had just fallen beneath the axe’s stroke ‘live

in his description,’ and the turnips that he transplanted from Botley

‘look green’ in prose! How well at another time he describes the poor

sheep that had got the tick, and had tumbled down in the agonies of

death! It is a portrait in the manner of Bewick, with the strength, the

simplicity, and feeling of that great naturalist. What havoc he makes,

when he pleases, of the curls of Dr. Parr’s wig and of the Whig

consistency of Mr. —! His Grammar too is as entertaining as a

story-book. He is too hard upon the style of others, and not enough

(sometimes) on his own.

As a political partisan, no one can stand against him. With his

brandished club, like Giant Despair in the Pilgrim’s Progress, he knocks

out their brains; and not only no individual, but no corrupt system

could hold out against his powerful and repeated attacks, but with the

same weapon, swung round like a flail, that he levels his antagonists,

he lays his friends low, and puts his own party _hors de combat_. This

is a bad propensity, and a worse principle in political tactics, though

a common one. If his blows were straight forward and steadily directed

to the same object, no unpopular Minister could live before him; instead

of which he lays about right and left, impartially and remorselessly,

makes a clear stage, has all the ring to himself, and then runs out of

it, just when he should stand his ground. He throws his head into his

adversary’s stomach, and takes away from him all inclination for the

fight, hits fair or foul, strikes at every thing, and as you come up to

his aid or stand ready to pursue his advantage, trips up your heels or

lays you sprawling, and pummels you when down as much to his heart’s

content as ever the Yanguesian carriers belaboured Rosinante with their

pack-staves. ‘_He has the back-trick simply the best of any man in

Illyria._’ He pays off both scores of old friendship and new-acquired

enmity in a breath, in one perpetual volley, one raking fire of ‘arrowy

sleet’ shot from his pen. However his own reputation or the cause may

suffer in consequence, he cares not one pin about that, so that he

disables all who oppose, or who pretend to help him. In fact, he cannot

bear success of any kind, not even of his own views or party; and if any

principle were likely to become popular, would turn round against it to

shew his power in shouldering it on one side. In short, wherever power

is, there is he against it: he naturally butts at all obstacles, as

unicorns are attracted to oak-trees, and feels his own strength only by

resistance to the opinions and wishes of the rest of the world. To sail

with the stream, to agree with the company, is not his humour. If he

could bring about a Reform in Parliament, the odds are that he would

instantly fall foul of and try to mar his own handy-work; and he

quarrels with his own creatures as soon as he has written them into a

little vogue—and a prison. I do not think this is vanity or fickleness

so much as a pugnacious disposition, that must have an antagonist power

to contend with, and only finds itself at ease in systematic opposition.

If it were not for this, the high towers and rotten places of the world

would fall before the battering-ram of his hard-headed reasoning: but if

he once found them tottering, he would apply his strength to prop them

up, and disappoint the expectations of his followers. He cannot agree to

any thing established, nor to set up any thing else in its stead. While

it is established, he presses hard against it, because it presses upon

him, at least in imagination. Let it crumble under his grasp, and the

motive to resistance is gone. He then requires some other grievance to

set his face against. His principle is repulsion, his nature

contradiction: he is made up of mere antipathies, an Ishmaelite indeed

without a fellow. He is always playing at _hunt-the-slipper_ in

politics. He turns round upon whoever is next him. The way to wean him

from any opinion, and make him conceive an intolerable hatred against

it, would be to place somebody near him who was perpetually dinning it

in his ears. When he is in England, he does nothing but abuse the

Boroughmongers, and laugh at the whole system: when he is in America, he

grows impatient of freedom and a republic. If he had staid there a

little longer, he would have become a loyal and a loving subject of his

Majesty King George IV. He lampooned the French Revolution when it was

hailed as the dawn of liberty by millions: by the time it was brought

into almost universal ill-odour by some means or other (partly no doubt

by himself) he had turned, with one or two or three others, staunch

Buonapartist. He is always of the militant, not of the triumphant party:

so far he bears a gallant shew of magnanimity; but his gallantry is

hardly of the right stamp. It wants principle: for though he is not

servile or mercenary, he is the victim of self-will. He must pull down

and pull in pieces: it is not his disposition to do otherwise. It is a

pity; for with his great talents he might do great things, if he would

go right forward to any useful object, make thorough-stitch work of any

question, or join hand and heart with any principle. He changes his

opinions as he does his friends, and much on the same account. He has no

comfort in fixed principles: as soon as any thing is settled in his own

mind, he quarrels with it. He has no satisfaction but in the chase after

truth, runs a question down, worries and kills it, then quits it like

vermin, and starts some new game, to lead him a new dance, and give him

a fresh breathing through bog and brake, with the rabble yelping at his

heels, and the leaders perpetually at fault. This he calls sport-royal.

He thinks it as good as cudgel-playing or single-stick, or any thing

else that has life in it. He likes the cut and thrust, the falls,

bruises, and dry blows of an argument: as to any good or useful results

that may come of the amicable settling of it, any one is welcome to them

for him. The amusement is over, when the matter is once fairly decided.

There is another point of view in which this may be put. I might say

that Mr. Cobbett is a very honest man with a total want of principle,

and I might explain this paradox thus. I mean that he is, I think, in

downright earnest in what he says, in the part he takes at the time; but

in taking that part, he is led entirely by headstrong obstinacy,

caprice, novelty, pique or personal motive of some sort, and not by a

stedfast regard for truth, or habitual anxiety for what is right

uppermost in his mind. He is not a feed, time-serving, shuffling

advocate (no man could write as he does who did not believe himself

sincere)—but his understanding is the dupe and slave of his momentary,

violent, and irritable humours. He does not adopt an opinion

‘deliberately or for money;’ yet his conscience is at the mercy of the

first provocation he receives, of the first whim he takes in his head;

he sees things through the medium of heat and passion, not with

reference to any general principles, and his whole system of thinking is

deranged by the first object that strikes his fancy or sours his

temper.—One cause of this phenomenon is perhaps his want of a regular

education. He is a self-taught man, and has the faults as well as

excellences of that class of persons in their most striking and glaring

excess. It must be acknowledged that the Editor of the Political

Register (the _two-penny trash_, as it was called, till a bill passed

the House to raise the price to sixpence) is not ‘the gentleman and

scholar:’ though he has qualities that, with a little better management,

would be worth (to the public) both those titles. For want of knowing

what has been discovered before him, he has not certain general

landmarks to refer to, or a general standard of thought to apply to

individual cases. He relies on his own acuteness and the immediate

evidence, without being acquainted with the comparative anatomy or

philosophical structure of opinion. He does not view things on a large

scale or at the horizon (dim and airy enough perhaps)—but as they affect

himself, close, palpable, tangible. Whatever he finds out, is his own,

and he only knows what he finds out. He is in the constant hurry and

fever of gestation: his brain teems incessantly with some fresh project.

Every new light is the birth of a new system, the dawn of a new world to

him. He is continually outstripping and overreaching himself. The last

opinion is the only true one. He is wiser to-day than he was yesterday.

Why should he not be wiser to-morrow than he was to-day?—Men of a

learned education are not so sharp-witted as clever men without it: but

they know the balance of the human intellect better; if they are more

stupid, they are more steady; and are less liable to be led astray by

their own sagacity and the over-weening petulance of hard-earned and

late-acquired wisdom. They do not fall in love with every meretricious

extravagance at first sight, or mistake an old battered hypothesis for a

vestal, because they are new to the ways of this old world. They do not

seize upon it as a prize, but are safe from gross imposition by being as

wise and no wiser than those who went before them.

Paine said on some occasion—‘What I have written, I have written’—as

rendering any farther declaration of his principles unnecessary. Not so

Mr. Cobbett. What he has written is no rule to him what he is to write.

He learns something every day, and every week he takes the field to

maintain the opinions of the last six days against friend or foe. I

doubt whether this outrageous inconsistency, this headstrong fickleness,

this understood want of all rule and method, does not enable him to go

on with the spirit, vigour, and variety that he does. He is not pledged

to repeat himself. Every new Register is a kind of new Prospectus. He

blesses himself from all ties and shackles on his understanding; he has

no mortgages on his brain; his notions are free and unincumbered. If he

was put in trammels, he might become a vile hack like so many more. But

he gives himself ‘ample scope and verge enough.’ He takes both sides of

a question, and maintains one as sturdily as the other. If nobody else

can argue against him, he is a very good match for himself. He writes

better in favour of Reform than any body else; he used to write better

against it. Wherever he is, there is the tug of war, the weight of the

argument, the strength of abuse. He is not like a man in danger of being

_bed-rid_ in his faculties—He tosses and tumbles about his unwieldy

bulk, and when he is tired of lying on one side, relieves himself by

turning on the other. His shifting his point of view from time to time

not merely adds variety and greater compass to his topics (so that the

Political Register is an armoury and magazine for all the materials and

weapons of political warfare), but it gives a greater zest and

liveliness to his manner of treating them. Mr. Cobbett takes nothing for

granted as what he has proved before; he does not write a book of

reference. We see his ideas in their first concoction, fermenting and

overflowing with the ebullitions of a lively conception. We look on at

the actual process, and are put in immediate possession of the grounds

and materials on which he forms his sanguine, unsettled conclusions. He

does not give us samples of reasoning, but the whole solid mass, refuse

and all.

—‘He pours out all as plain

As downright Shippen or as old Montaigne.’

This is one cause of the clearness and force of his writings. An

argument does not stop to stagnate and muddle in his brain, but passes

at once to his paper. His ideas are served up, like pancakes, hot and

hot. Fresh theories give him fresh courage. He is like a young and lusty

bridegroom that divorces a favourite speculation every morning, and

marries a new one every night. He is not wedded to his notions, not he.

He has not one Mrs. Cobbett among all his opinions. He makes the most of

the last thought that has come in his way, seizes fast hold of it,

rumples it about in all directions with rough strong hands, has his

wicked will of it, takes a surfeit, and throws it away.—Our author’s

changing his opinions for new ones is not so wonderful: what is more

remarkable is his facility in forgetting his old ones. He does not

pretend to consistency (like Mr. Coleridge); he frankly disavows all

connexion with himself. He feels no personal responsibility in this way,

and cuts a friend or principle with the same decided indifference that

Antipholis of Ephesus cuts Ægeon of Syracuse. It is a hollow thing. The

only time he ever grew romantic was in bringing over the relics of Mr.

Thomas Paine with him from America to go a progress with them through

the disaffected districts. Scarce had he landed in Liverpool when he

left the bones of a great man to shift for themselves; and no sooner did

he arrive in London than he made a speech to disclaim all participation

in the political and theological sentiments of his late idol, and to

place the whole stock of his admiration and enthusiasm towards him to

the account of his financial speculations, and of his having predicted

the fate of paper-money. If he had erected a little gold statue to him,

it might have proved the sincerity of this assertion: but to make a

martyr and a patron-saint of a man, and to dig up ‘his canonised bones’

in order to expose them as objects of devotion to the rabble’s gaze,

asks something that has more life and spirit in it, more mind and

vivifying soul, than has to do with any calculation of pounds,

shillings, and pence! The fact is, he _ratted_ from his own project. He

found the thing not so ripe as he had expected. His heart failed him:

his enthusiasm fled, and he made his retractation. His admiration is

short-lived: his contempt only is rooted, and his resentment

lasting.—The above was only one instance of his building too much on

practical _data_. He has an ill habit of prophesying, and goes on,

though still deceived. The art of prophesying does not suit Mr.

Cobbett’s style. He has a knack of fixing names and times and places.

According to him, the Reformed Parliament was to meet in March, 1818—it

did not, and we heard no more of the matter. When his predictions fail,

he takes no farther notice of them, but applies himself to new ones—like

the country-people who turn to see what weather there is in the almanac

for the next week, though it has been out in its reckoning every day of

the last.

Mr. Cobbett is great in attack, not in defence: he cannot fight an

up-hill battle. He will not bear the least punishing. If any one turns

upon him (which few people like to do) he immediately turns tail. Like

an overgrown school-boy, he is so used to have it all his own way, that

he cannot submit to any thing like competition or a struggle for the

mastery; he must lay on all the blows, and take none. He is bullying and

cowardly; a Big Ben in politics, who will fall upon others and crush

them by his weight, but is not prepared for resistance, and is soon

staggered by a few smart blows. Whenever he has been set upon he has

slunk out of the controversy. The Edinburgh Review made (what is called)

a dead set at him some years ago, to which he only retorted by an eulogy

on the superior neatness of an English kitchen-garden to a Scotch one. I

remember going one day into a bookseller’s shop in Fleet-street to ask

for the Review; and on my expressing my opinion to a young Scotchman,

who stood behind the counter, that Mr. Cobbett might hit as hard in his

reply, the North Briton said with some alarm—‘But you don’t think, Sir,

Mr. Cobbett will be able to injure the Scottish nation?’ I said I could

not speak to that point, but I thought he was very well able to defend

himself. He however did not, but has borne a grudge to the Edinburgh

Review ever since, which he hates worse than the Quarterly. I cannot say

I do.[22]

ESSAY VII

ON PEOPLE WITH ONE IDEA

There are people who have but one idea: at least, if they have more,

they keep it a secret, for they never talk but of one subject.

There is Major C—: he has but one idea or subject of discourse,

Parliamentary Reform. Now Parliamentary Reform is (as far as I know) a

very good thing, a very good idea, and a very good subject to talk

about; but why should it be the only one? To hear the worthy and gallant

Major resume his favourite topic, is like law-business, or a person who

has a suit in Chancery going on. Nothing can be attended to, nothing can

be talked of but that. Now it is getting on, now again it is standing

still; at one time the Master has promised to pass judgment by a certain

day, at another he has put it off again and called for more papers, and

both are equally reasons for speaking of it. Like the piece of

packthread in the barrister’s hands, he turns and twists it all ways,

and cannot proceed a step without it. Some school-boys cannot read but

in their own book: and the man of one idea cannot converse out of his

own subject. Conversation it is not; but a sort of recital of the

preamble of a bill, or a collection of grave arguments for a man’s being

of opinion with himself. It would be well if there was any thing of

character, of eccentricity in all this; but that is not the case. It is

a political homily personified, a walking common-place we have to

encounter and listen to. It is just as if a man was to insist on your

hearing him go through the fifth chapter of the Book of Judges every

time you meet, or like the story of the Cosmogony in the Vicar of

Wakefield. It is a tune played on a barrel-organ. It is a common vehicle

of discourse into which they get and are set down when they please,

without any pains or trouble to themselves. Neither is it professional

pedantry or trading quackery: it has no excuse. The man has no more to

do with the question which he saddles on all his hearers than you have.

This is what makes the matter hopeless. If a farmer talks to you about

his pigs or his poultry, or a physician about his patients, or a lawyer

about his briefs, or a merchant about stock, or an author about himself,

you know how to account for this, it is a common infirmity, you have a

laugh at his expense, and there is no more to be said. But here is a man

who goes out of his way to be absurd, and is troublesome by a romantic

effort of generosity. You cannot say to him, ‘All this may be

interesting to you, but I have no concern in it:’ you cannot put him off

in that way. He retorts the Latin adage upon you—_Nihil humani a me

alienum puto_. He has got possession of a subject which is of universal

and paramount interest (not ‘a fee-grief, due to some single

breast’)—and on that plea may hold you by the button as long as he

chooses. His delight is to harangue on what nowise regards himself: how

then can you refuse to listen to what as little amuses you? Time and

tide wait for no man. The business of the state admits of no delay. The

question of Universal Suffrage and Annual Parliaments stands first on

the order of the day—takes precedence in its own right of every other

question. Any other topic, grave or gay, is looked upon in the light of

impertinence, and sent _to Coventry_. Business is an interruption;

pleasure a digression from it. It is the question before every company

where the Major comes, which immediately resolves itself into a

committee of the whole world upon it, is carried on by means of a

perpetual virtual adjournment, and it is presumed that no other is

entertained while this is pending—a determination which gives its

persevering advocate a fair prospect of expatiating on it to his dying

day. As Cicero says of study, it follows him into the country, it stays

with him at home: it sits with him at breakfast, and goes out with him

to dinner. It is like a part of his dress, of the costume of his person,

without which he would be at a loss what to do. If he meets you in the

street, he accosts you with it as a form of salutation: if you see him

at his own house, it is supposed you come upon that. If you happen to

remark, ‘It is a fine day, or the town is full,’ it is considered as a

temporary compromise of the question; you are suspected of not going the

whole length of the principle. As Sancho when reprimanded for mentioning

his homely favourite in the Duke’s kitchen, defended himself by

saying—‘There I thought of Dapple, and there I spoke of him’—so the true

stickler for Reform neglects no opportunity of introducing the subject

wherever he is. Place its veteran champion under the frozen north, and

he will celebrate sweet smiling Reform: place him under the mid-day

Afric suns, and he will talk of nothing but Reform—Reform so sweetly

smiling and so sweetly promising for the last forty years—

Dulce ridentem Lalagen,

Dulce loquentem!

A topic of this sort, of which the person himself may be considered as

almost sole proprietor and patentee, is an estate for life, free from

all incumbrance of wit, thought, or study, you live upon it as a settled

income; and others might as well think to eject you out of a capital

freehold house and estate as think to drive you out of it into the wide

world of common sense and argument. Every man’s house is his castle; and

every man’s common-place is his stronghold, from which he looks out and

smiles at the dust and heat of controversy, raised by a number of

frivolous and vexatious questions—‘Rings the world with the vain stir!’

A cure for this and every other evil would be a Parliamentary Reform;

and so we return in a perpetual circle to the point from which we set

out. Is not this a species of sober madness more provoking than the

real? Has not the theoretical enthusiast his mind as much warped, as

much enslaved, by one idea as the acknowledged lunatic, only that the

former has no lucid intervals? If you see a visionary of this class

going along the street, you can tell as well what he is thinking of and

will say next as the man that fancies himself a teapot or the Czar of

Muscovy. The one is as inaccessible to reason as the other: if the one

raves, the other dotes!

There are some who fancy the Corn Bill the root of all evil, and others

who trace all the miseries of life to the practice of muffling up

children in night-clothes when they sleep or travel. They will declaim

by the hour together on the first, and argue themselves black in the

face on the last. It is in vain that you give up the point. They persist

in the debate, and begin again—‘But don’t you see—?’ These sort of

partial obliquities, as they are more entertaining and original, are

also by their nature intermittent. They hold a man but for a season. He

may have one a year or every two years; and though, while he is in the

heat of any new discovery, he will let you hear of nothing else, he

varies from himself, and is amusing undesignedly. He is not like the

chimes at midnight.

People of the character here spoken of, that is, who tease you to death

with some one idea, generally differ in their favourite notion from the

rest of the world; and indeed it is the love of distinction which is

mostly at the bottom of this peculiarity. Thus one person is remarkable

for living on a vegetable diet, and never fails to entertain you all

dinner-time with an invective against animal food. One of this

self-denying class, who adds to the primitive simplicity of this sort of

food the recommendation of having it in a raw state, lamenting the death

of a patient whom he had augured to be in a good way as a convert to his

system, at last accounted for his disappointment in a whisper—‘But she

ate meat privately, depend upon it.’ It is not pleasant, though it is

what one submits to willingly from some people, to be asked every time

you meet, whether you have quite left off drinking wine, and to be

complimented or condoled with on your looks according as you answer in

the negative or affirmative. Abernethy thinks his pill an infallible

cure for all disorders. A person once complaining to his physician that

he thought his mode of treatment had not answered, he assured him it was

the best in the world,—‘and as a proof of it,’ says he, ‘I have had one

gentleman, a patient with your disorder, under the same regimen for the

last sixteen years!’—I have known persons whose minds were entirely

taken up at all times and on all occasions with such questions as the

Abolition of the Slave-Trade, the Restoration of the Jews, or the

progress of Unitarianism. I myself at one period took a pretty strong

turn to inveighing against the doctrine of Divine Right, and am not yet

cured of my prejudice on that subject. How many projectors have gone mad

in good earnest from incessantly harping on one idea, the discovery of

the philosopher’s stone, the finding out the longitude, or paying off

the national debt! The disorder at length comes to a fatal crisis; but

long before this, and while they were walking about and talking as

usual, the derangement of the fancy, the loss of all voluntary power to

control or alienate their ideas from the single subject that occupied

them, was gradually taking place, and overturning the fabric of the

understanding by wrenching it all on one side. Alderman Wood has, I

should suppose, talked of nothing but the Queen in all companies for the

last six months. Happy Alderman Wood! Some persons have got a definition

of the verb, others a system of short-hand, others a cure for typhus

fever, others a method for preventing the counterfeiting of bank notes,

which they think the best possible, and indeed the only one. Others

insist there have been only three great men in the world, leaving you to

add a fourth. A man who has been in Germany will sometimes talk of

nothing but what is German: a Scotchman always leads the discourse to

his own country. Some descant on the Kantean philosophy. There is a

conceited fellow about town who talks always and every where on this

subject. He wears the Categories round his neck like a pearl-chain; he

plays off the names of the primary and transcendental qualities like

rings on his fingers. He talks of the Kantean system while he dances; he

talks of it while he dines, he talks of it to his children, to his

apprentices, to his customers. He called on me to convince me of it, and

said I was only prevented from becoming a complete convert by one or two

prejudices. He knows no more about it than a pike-staff. Why then does

he make so much ridiculous fuss about it? It is not that he has got this

one idea in his head, but that he has got no other. A dunce may talk on

the subject of the Kantean philosophy with great impunity: if he opened

his lips on any other, he might be found out. A French lady, who had

married an Englishman who said little, excused him by saying—‘He is

always thinking of Locke and Newton.’ This is one way of passing muster

by following in the _suite_ of great names!—A friend of mine, whom I met

one day in the street, accosted me with more than usual vivacity, and

said, ‘Well, we’re selling, we’re selling!’ I thought he meant a house.

‘No,’ he said, ‘haven’t you seen the advertisement in the newspapers? I

mean five-and-twenty copies of the Essay.’ This work, a comely,

capacious quarto on the most abstruse metaphysics, had occupied his sole

thoughts for several years, and he concluded that I must be thinking of

what he was. I believe, however, I may say I am nearly the only person

that ever read, certainly that ever pretended to understand it. It is an

original and most ingenious work, nearly as incomprehensible as it is

original, and as quaint as it is ingenious. If the author is taken up

with the ideas in his own head and no others, he has a right: for he has

ideas there, that are to be met with nowhere else, and which

occasionally would not disgrace a Berkeley. A dextrous plagiarist might

get himself an immense reputation by putting them in a popular dress.

Oh! how little do they know, who have never done any thing but repeat

after others by rote, the pangs, the labour, the yearnings, and

misgivings of mind it costs, to get the germ of an original idea—to dig

it out of the hidden recesses of thought and nature, and bring it

half-ashamed, struggling, and deformed into the day—to give words and

intelligible symbols to that which was never imagined or expressed

before! It is as if the dumb should speak for the first time, as if

things should stammer out their own meaning, through the imperfect

organs of mere sense. I wish that some of our fluent, plausible

declaimers, who have such store of words to cover the want of ideas,

could lend their art to this writer. If he, ‘poor, unfledged’ in this

respect, ‘who has scarce winged from view o’ th’ nest,’ could find a

language for his ideas, truth would find a language for some of her

secrets. Mr. Fearn was buried in the woods of Indostan. In his leisure

from business and from tiger-shooting, he took it into his head to look

into his own mind. A whim or two, an odd fancy, like a film before the

eye, now and then crossed it: it struck him as something curious, but

the impression at first disappeared like breath upon glass. He thought

no more of it; yet still the same conscious feelings returned, and what

at first was chance or instinct, became a habit. Several notions had

taken possession of his brain relating to mental processes which he had

never heard alluded to in conversation, but not being well versed in

such matters, he did not know whether they were to be found in learned

authors or not. He took a journey to the capital of the Peninsula on

purpose, bought Locke, Reid, Stewart, and Berkeley, whom he consulted

with eager curiosity when he got home, but did not find what he looked

for. He set to work himself; and in a few weeks sketched out a rough

draught of his thoughts and observations on bamboo paper. The eagerness

of his new pursuit, together with the diseases of the climate, proved

too much for his constitution, and he was forced to return to this

country. He put his metaphysics, his bamboo manuscript, into the boat

with him, and as he floated down the Ganges, said to himself, ‘If I

live, this will live: if I die, it will not be heard of.’ What is fame

to this feeling? The babbling of an idiot! He brought the work home with

him, and twice had it stereotyped. The first sketch he allowed was

obscure, but the improved copy he thought could not fail to strike. It

did not succeed. The world, as Goldsmith said of himself, made a point

of taking no notice of it. Ever since he has had nothing but

disappointment and vexation—the greatest and most heart-breaking of all

others—that of not being able to make yourself understood. Mr. Fearn

tells me there is a sensible writer in the Monthly Review who sees the

thing in its proper light, and says so. But I have heard of no other

instance. There are, notwithstanding, ideas in this work, neglected and

ill-treated as it has been, that lead to more curious and subtle

speculations on some of the most disputed and difficult points of the

philosophy of the human mind (such as _relation_, _abstraction_, &c.)

than have been thrown out in any work for the last sixty years, I mean

since Hume; for since his time, there has been no metaphysician in this

country worth the name. Yet his Treatise on Human Nature, he tells us,

‘fell stillborn from the press.’ So it is that knowledge works its way,

and reputation lingers far behind it. But truth is better than opinion,

I maintain it; and as to the two stereotyped and unsold editions of the

Essay on Consciousness, I say, _Honi soit qui mal y pense_[23]!—My Uncle

Toby had one idea in his head, that of his bowling-green, and another,

that of the Widow Wadman. Oh, spare them both! I will only add one more

anecdote in illustration of this theory of the mind’s being occupied

with one idea, which is most frequently of a man’s self. A celebrated

lyrical writer happened to drop into a small party where they had just

got the novel of Rob Roy, by the author of Waverley. The motto in the

title-page was taken from a poem of his. This was a hint sufficient, a

word to the wise. He instantly went to the book-shelf in the next room,

took down the volume of his own poems, read the whole of that in

question aloud with manifest complacency, replaced it on the shelf, and

walked away; taking no more notice of Rob Roy than if there had been no

such person, nor of the new novel than if it had not been written by its

renowned author. There was no reciprocity in this. But the writer in

question does not admit of any merit, second to his own.[24]

Mr. Owen is a man remarkable for one idea. It is that of himself and the

Lanark cotton-mills. He carries this idea backwards and forwards with

him from Glasgow to London, without allowing any thing for attrition,

and expects to find it in the same state of purity and perfection in the

latter place as at the former. He acquires a wonderful velocity and

impenetrability in his undaunted transit. Resistance to him is vain,

while the whirling motion of the mail-coach remains in his head.

‘Nor Alps nor Apennines can keep him out,

Nor fortified redoubt.’

He even got possession, in the suddenness of his onset, of the

steam-engine of the Times Newspaper, and struck off ten thousand

wood-cuts of the Projected Villages, which afforded an ocular

demonstration to all who saw them of the practicability of Mr. Owen’s

whole scheme. He comes into a room with one of these documents in his

hand, with the air of a schoolmaster and a quack-doctor mixed, asks very

kindly how you do, and on hearing you are still in an indifferent state

of health owing to bad digestion, instantly turns round, and observes,

‘That all that will be remedied in his plan: that indeed he thinks too

much attention has been paid to the mind, and not enough to the body;

that in his system, which he has now perfected, and which will shortly

be generally adopted, he has provided effectually for both: that he has

been long of opinion that the mind depends altogether on the physical

organisation, and where the latter is neglected or disordered, the

former must languish and want its due vigour: that exercise is therefore

a part of his system, with full liberty to develop every faculty of mind

and body: that two objections had been made to his New View of Society,

_viz._ its want of relaxation from labour, and its want of variety; but

the first of these, the too great restraint, he trusted he had already

answered, for where the powers of mind and body were freely exercised

and brought out, surely liberty must be allowed to exist in the highest

degree; and as to the second, the monotony which would be produced by a

regular and general plan of co-operation, he conceived he had proved in

his “New View” and “Addresses to the higher Classes;” that the

co-operation he had recommended was necessarily conducive to the most

extensive improvement of the ideas and faculties, and where this was the

case, there must be the greatest possible variety instead of a want of

it.’ And having said this, this expert and sweeping orator takes up his

hat and walks down stairs after reading his lecture of truisms like a

play-bill or an apothecary’s advertisement; and should you stop him at

the door to say by way of putting in a word in common, that Mr. Southey

seems somewhat favourable to his plan in his late Letter to Mr. William

Smith, he looks at you with a smile of pity at the futility of all

opposition and the idleness of all encouragement. People who thus swell

out some vapid scheme of their own into undue importance, seem to me to

labour under water in the head—to exhibit a huge hydrocephalus! They may

be very worthy people for all that, but they are bad companions and very

indifferent reasoners. Tom Moore says of some one somewhere, ‘That he

puts his hand in his breeches’ pocket like a crocodile.’ The phrase is

hieroglyphical: but Mr. Owen and others might be said to put their foot

in the question of social improvement and reform much in the same

unaccountable manner.

I hate to be surfeited with any thing, however sweet. I do not want to

be always tied to the same question, as if there were no other in the

world. I like a mind more Catholic.

‘I love to talk with mariners,

That come from a far countreé.’

I am not for ‘a collusion’ but ‘an exchange’ of ideas. It is well to

hear what other people have to say on a number of subjects. I do not

wish to be always respiring the same confined atmosphere, but to vary

the scene, and get a little relief and fresh air out of doors. Do all we

can to shake it off, there is always enough pedantry, egotism, and

self-conceit left lurking behind: we need not seal ourselves up

hermetically in these precious qualities; so as to think of nothing but

our own wonderful discoveries, and hear nothing but the sound of our own

voice. Scholars, like princes, may learn something by being _incognito_.

Yet we see those who cannot go into a bookseller’s shop, or bear to be

five minutes in a stage-coach, without letting you know who they are.

They carry their reputation about with them as the snail does its shell,

and sit under its canopy, like the lady in the lobster. I cannot

understand this at all. What is the use of a man’s always revolving

round his own little circle? He must, one should think, be tired of it

himself, as well as tire other people. A well-known writer says with

much boldness both in the thought and expression, that ‘a Lord is

imprisoned in the Bastille of a _name_, and cannot enlarge himself into

man:’ and I have known men of genius in the same predicament. Why must a

man be for ever mouthing out his own poetry, comparing himself with

Milton, passage by passage, and weighing every line in a balance of

posthumous fame which he holds in his own hands? It argues a want of

imagination as well as common sense. Has he no ideas but what he has put

into verse; or none in common with his hearers? Why should he think it

the only scholar-like thing, the only ‘virtue extant’ to see the merit

of his writings, and that ‘men were brutes without them?’ Why should he

bear a grudge to all art, to all beauty, to all wisdom that does not

spring from his own brain? Or why should he fondly imagine that there is

but one fine thing in the world, namely poetry, and that he is the only

poet in it? It will never do. Poetry is a very fine thing; but there are

other things besides it. Every thing must have its turn. Does a wise man

think to enlarge his comprehension by turning his eyes only on himself,

or hope to conciliate the admiration of others by scouting, proscribing,

and loathing all that they delight in? He must either have a

disproportionate idea of himself, or be ignorant of the world in which

he lives. It is quite enough to have one class of people born to think

the universe made for them!—It seems also to argue a want of repose, of

confidence, and firm faith in a man’s real pretensions to be always

dragging them forward into the foreground, as if the proverb held

here—_Out of sight out of mind_. Does he, for instance, conceive that no

one would ever think of his poetry, unless he forced it upon them by

repeating it himself? Does he believe all competition, all allowance of

another’s merit fatal to him? Must he, like Moody in the Country Girl,

lock up the faculties of his admirers in ignorance of all other fine

things, painting, music, the antique, lest they should play truant to

him? Methinks such a proceeding implies no good opinion of his own

genius or their taste:—it is deficient in dignity and in decorum. Surely

if any one is convinced of the reality of an acquisition, he can bear

not to have it spoken of every minute. If he knows he has an undoubted

superiority in any respect, he will not be uneasy because every one he

meets is not in the secret, nor staggered by the report of rival

excellence. One of the first mathematicians and classical scholars of

the day was mentioning it as a compliment to himself that a cousin of

his, a girl from school, had said of him—‘You know M— is a very plain

good sort of a young man, but he is not any thing at all out of the

common.’ L. H. once said to me—‘I wonder I never heard you speak upon

this subject before, which you seem to have studied a good deal.’ I

answered, ‘Why, we were not reduced to that, that I know of!’—

There are persons, who without being chargeable with the vice here

spoken of, yet ‘stand accountant for as great a sin:’ though not dull

and monotonous, they are vivacious mannerists in their conversation, and

excessive egotists. Though they run over a thousand subjects in mere

gaiety of heart, their delight still flows from one idea, namely,

themselves. Open the book in what page you will, there is a frontispiece

of themselves staring you in the face. They are a sort of _Jacks o’ the

Green_, with a sprig of laurel, a little tinsel, and a little smut, but

still playing antics and keeping in incessant motion, to attract

attention and extort your pittance of approbation. Whether they talk of

the town or the country, poetry or politics, it comes to much the same

thing. If they talk to you of the town, its diversions, ‘its palaces,

its ladies, and its streets,’ they are the delight, the grace, and

ornament of it. If they are describing the charms of the country, they

give no account of any individual spot or object or source of pleasure

but the circumstance of their being there. ‘With them conversing, we

forget all place, all seasons, and their change.’ They perhaps pluck a

leaf or a flower, patronise it, and hand it you to admire, but select no

one feature of beauty or grandeur to dispute the palm of perfection with

their own persons. Their rural descriptions are mere landscape

back-grounds with their own portraits in an engaging attitude in front.

They are not observing or enjoying the scene, but doing the honours as

masters of the ceremonies to nature, and arbiters of elegance to all

humanity. If they tell a love-tale of enamoured princesses, it is plain

they fancy themselves the hero of the piece. If they discuss poetry,

their encomiums still turn on something genial and unsophisticated,

meaning their own style: if they enter into politics, it is understood

that a hint from them to the potentates of Europe is sufficient. In

short, as a lover (talk of what you will) brings in his mistress at

every turn, so these persons contrive to divert your attention to the

same darling object—they are, in fact, in love with themselves; and,

like lovers, should be left to keep their own company.

ESSAY VIII

ON THE IGNORANCE OF THE LEARNED

‘For the more languages a man can speak,

His talent has but sprung the greater leak:

And, for the industry he has spent upon ‘t,

Must full as much some other way discount.

The Hebrew, Chaldee, and the Syriac,

Do, like their letters, set men’s reason back,

And turn their wits that strive to understand it

(Like those that write the characters) left-handed.

Yet he that is but able to express

No sense at all in several languages,

Will pass for learneder than he that’s known

To speak the strongest reason in his own,’

BUTLER.

The description of persons who have the fewest ideas of all others are

mere authors and readers. It is better to be able neither to read nor

write than to be able to do nothing else. A lounger who is ordinarily

seen with a book in his hand, is (we may be almost sure) equally without

the power or inclination to attend either to what passes around him, or

in his own mind. Such a one may be said to carry his understanding about

with him in his pocket, or to leave it at home on his library shelves.

He is afraid of venturing on any train of reasoning, or of striking out

any observation that is not mechanically suggested to him by passing his

eyes over certain legible characters; shrinks from the fatigue of

thought, which, for want of practice, becomes insupportable to him; and

sits down contented with an endless wearisome succession of words and

half-formed images, which fill the void of the mind, and continually

efface one another. Learning is, in too many cases, but a foil to common

sense; a substitute for true knowledge. Books are less often made use of

as ‘spectacles’ to look at nature with, than as blinds to keep out its

strong light and shifting scenery from weak eyes and indolent

dispositions. The book-worm wraps himself up in his web of verbal

generalities, and sees only the glimmering shadows of things reflected

from the minds of others. Nature _puts him out_. The impressions of real

objects, stripped of the disguises of words and voluminous roundabout

descriptions, are blows that stagger him; their variety distracts, their

rapidity exhausts him; and he turns from the bustle, the noise, and

glare, and whirling motion of the world about him (which he has not an

eye to follow in its fantastic changes, nor an understanding to reduce

to fixed principles,) to the quiet monotony of the dead languages, and

the less startling and more intelligible combinations of the letters of

the alphabet. It is well, it is perfectly well. ‘Leave me to my repose,’

is the motto of the sleeping and the dead. You might as well ask the

paralytic to leap from his chair and throw away his crutch, or, without

a miracle, to ‘take up his bed and walk,’ as expect the learned reader

to throw down his book and think for himself. He clings to it for his

intellectual support; and his dread of being left to himself is like the

horror of a vacuum. He can only breathe a learned atmosphere, as other

men breathe common air. He is a borrower of sense. He has no ideas of

his own, and must live on those of other people. The habit of supplying

our ideas from foreign sources ‘enfeebles all internal strength of

thought,’ as a course of dram-drinking destroys the tone of the stomach.

The faculties of the mind, when not exerted, or when cramped by custom

and authority, become listless, torpid, and unfit for the purposes of

thought or action. Can we wonder at the languor and lassitude which is

thus produced by a life of learned sloth and ignorance; by poring over

lines and syllables that excite little more idea or interest than if

they were the characters of an unknown tongue, till the eye closes on

vacancy, and the book drops from the feeble hand! I would rather be a

wood-cutter, or the meanest hind, that all day ‘sweats in the eye of

Phœbus, and at night sleeps in Elysium,’ than wear out my life so,

’twixt dreaming and awake. The learned author differs from the learned

student in this, that the one transcribes what the other reads. The

learned are mere literary drudges. If you set them upon original

composition, their heads turn; they don’t know where they are. The

indefatigable readers of books are like the everlasting copiers of

pictures, who, when they attempt to do any thing of their own, find they

want an eye quick enough, a hand steady enough, and colours bright

enough, to trace the living forms of nature.

Any one who has passed through the regular gradations of a classical

education, and is not made a fool by it, may consider himself as having

had a very narrow escape. It is an old remark, that boys who shine at

school do not make the greatest figure when they grow up and come out

into the world. The things, in fact, which a boy is set to learn at

school, and on which his success depends, are things which do not

require the exercise either of the highest or the most useful faculties

of the mind. Memory (and that of the lowest kind) is the chief faculty

called into play, in conning over and repeating lessons by rote in

grammar, in languages, in geography, arithmetic, &c. so that he who has

the most of this technical memory, with the least turn for other things,

which have a stronger and more natural claim upon his childish

attention, will make the most forward school-boy. The jargon containing

the definitions of the parts of speech, the rules for casting up an

account, or the inflections of a Greek verb, can have no attraction to

the tyro of ten years old, except as they are imposed as a task upon him

by others, or from his feeling the want of sufficient relish or

amusement in other things. A lad with a sickly constitution, and no very

active mind, who can just retain what is pointed out to him, and has

neither sagacity to distinguish nor spirit to enjoy for himself, will

generally be at the head of his form. An idler at school, on the other

hand, is one who has high health and spirits, who has the free use of

his limbs, with all his wits about him, who feels the circulation of his

blood and the motion of his heart, who is ready to laugh and cry in a

breath, and who had rather chase a ball or a butterfly, feel the open

air in his face, look at the fields or the sky, follow a winding path,

or enter with eagerness into all the little conflicts and interests of

his acquaintances and friends, than doze over a musty spelling-book,

repeat barbarous distichs after his master, sit so many hours pinioned

to a writing-desk, and receive his reward for the loss of time and

pleasure in paltry prize-medals at Christmas and Midsummer. There is

indeed a degree of stupidity which prevents children from learning the

usual lessons, or ever arriving at these puny academic honours. But what

passes for stupidity is much oftener a want of interest, of a sufficient

motive to fix the attention, and force a reluctant application to the

dry and unmeaning pursuits of school-learning. The best capacities are

as much above this drudgery, as the dullest are beneath it. Our men of

the greatest genius have not been most distinguished for their

acquirements at school or at the university.

‘Th’ enthusiast Fancy was a truant ever.’

Gray and Collins were among the instances of this wayward disposition.

Such persons do not think so highly of the advantages, nor can they

submit their imaginations so servilely to the trammels of strict

scholastic discipline. There is a certain kind and degree of intellect

in which words take root, but into which things have not power to

penetrate. A mediocrity of talent, with a certain slenderness of moral

constitution, is the soil that produces the most brilliant specimens of

successful prize-essayists and Greek epigrammatists. It should not be

forgotten, that the least respectable character among modern politicians

was the cleverest boy at Eton.

Learning is the knowledge of that which is not generally known to

others, and which we can only derive at second-hand from books or other

artificial sources. The knowledge of that which is before us, or about

us, which appeals to our experience, passions, and pursuits, to the

bosoms and businesses of men, is not learning. Learning is the knowledge

of that which none but the learned know. He is the most learned man who

knows the most of what is farthest removed from common life and actual

observation, that is of the least practical utility, and least liable to

be brought to the test of experience, and that, having been handed down

through the greatest number of intermediate stages, is the most full of

uncertainty, difficulties, and contradictions. It is seeing with the

eyes of others, hearing with their ears, and pinning our faith on their

understandings. The learned man prides himself in the knowledge of

names, and dates, not of men or things. He thinks and cares nothing

about his next-door neighbours, but he is deeply read in the tribes and

casts of the Hindoos and Calmuc Tartars. He can hardly find his way into

the next street, though he is acquainted with the exact dimensions of

Constantinople and Pekin. He does not know whether his oldest

acquaintance is a knave or a fool, but he can pronounce a pompous

lecture on all the principal characters in history. He cannot tell

whether an object is black or white, round or square, and yet he is a

professed master of the laws of optics and the rules of perspective. He

knows as much of what he talks about, as a blind man does of colours. He

cannot give a satisfactory answer to the plainest question, nor is he

ever in the right in any one of his opinions, upon any one matter of

fact that really comes before him, and yet he gives himself out for an

infallible judge on all those points, of which it is impossible that he

or any other person living should know any thing but by conjecture. He

is expert in all the dead and in most of the living languages; but he

can neither speak his own fluently, nor write it correctly. A person of

this class, the second Greek scholar of his day, undertook to point out

several solecisms in Milton’s Latin style; and in his own performance

there is hardly a sentence of common English. Such was Dr. —. Such is

Dr. —. Such was not Porson. He was an exception that confirmed the

general rule,—a man that, by uniting talents and knowledge with

learning, made the distinction between them more striking and palpable.

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of

them. ‘Books do not teach the use of books.’ How should he know any

thing of a work, who knows nothing of the subject of it? The learned

pedant is conversant with books only as they are made of other books,

and those again of others, without end. He parrots those who have

parroted others. He can translate the same word into ten different

languages, but he knows nothing of the _thing_ which it means in any one

of them. He stuffs his head with authorities built on authorities, with

quotations quoted from quotations, while he locks up his senses, his

understanding, and his heart. He is unacquainted with the maxims and

manners of the world; he is to seek in the characters of individuals. He

sees no beauty in the face of nature or of art. To him ‘the mighty world

of eye and ear’ is hid; and ‘knowledge,’ except at one entrance, ‘quite

shut out.’ His pride takes part with his ignorance; and his

self-importance rises with the number of things of which he does not

know the value, and which he therefore despises as unworthy of his

notice. He knows nothing of pictures;—‘of the colouring of Titian, the

grace of Raphael, the purity of Domenichino, the _corregiescity_ of

Corregio, the learning of Poussin, the airs of Guido, the taste of the

Caracci, or the grand contour of Michael Angelo,’—of all those glories

of the Italian and miracles of the Flemish school, which have filled the

eyes of mankind with delight, and to the study and imitation of which

thousands have in vain devoted their lives. These are to him as if they

had never been, a mere dead letter, a bye-word; and no wonder: for he

neither sees nor understands their prototypes in nature. A print of

Rubens’s Watering-place, or Claude’s Enchanted Castle, may be hanging on

the walls of his room for months without his once perceiving them; and

if you point them out to him, he will turn away from them. The language

of nature, or of art (which is another nature), is one that he does not

understand. He repeats indeed the names of Apelles and Phidias, because

they are to be found in classic authors, and boasts of their works as

prodigies, because they no longer exist; or, when he sees the finest

remains of Grecian art actually before him in the Elgin marbles, takes

no other interest in them than as they lead to a learned dispute, and

(which is the same thing) a quarrel about the meaning of a Greek

particle. He is equally ignorant of music; he ‘knows no touch of it,’

from the strains of the all-accomplished Mozart to the shepherd’s pipe

upon the mountain. His ears are nailed to his books; and deadened with

the sound of the Greek and Latin tongues, and the din and smithery of

school-learning. Does he know any thing more of poetry? He knows the

number of feet in a verse, and of acts in a play; but of the soul or

spirit he knows nothing. He can turn a Greek ode into English, or a

Latin epigram into Greek verse, but whether either is worth the trouble,

he leaves to the critics. Does he understand ‘the act and practique part

of life’ better than ‘the theorique?’ No. He knows no liberal or

mechanic art; no trade or occupation; no game of skill or chance.

Learning ‘has no skill in surgery,’ in agriculture, in building, in

working in wood or in iron; it cannot make any instrument of labour, or

use it when made; it cannot handle the plough or the spade, or the

chisel or the hammer; it knows nothing of hunting or hawking, fishing or

shooting, of horses or dogs, of fencing or dancing, or cudgel-playing,

or bowls, or cards, or tennis, or any thing else. The learned professor

of all arts and sciences cannot reduce any one of them to practice,

though he may contribute an account of them to an Encyclopædia. He has

not the use of his hands or of his feet; he can neither run, nor walk,

nor swim; and he considers all those who actually understand and can

exercise any of these arts of body or mind, as vulgar and mechanical

men;—though to know almost any one of them in perfection requires long

time and practice, with powers originally fitted, and a turn of mind

particularly devoted to them. It does not require more than this to

enable the learned candidate to arrive, by painful study, at a doctor’s

degree and a fellowship, and to eat, drink, and sleep, the rest of his

life!

The thing is plain. All that men really understand, is confined to a

very small compass; to their daily affairs and experience; to what they

have an opportunity to know, and motives to study or practise. The rest

is affectation and imposture. The common people have the use of their

limbs; for they live by their labour or skill. They understand their own

business, and the characters of those they have to deal with; for it is

necessary that they should. They have eloquence to express their

passions, and wit at will to express their contempt and provoke

laughter. Their natural use of speech is not hung up in monumental

mockery, in an obsolete language; nor is their sense of what is

ludicrous, or readiness at finding out allusions to express it, buried

in collections of _Anas_. You will hear more good things on the outside

of a stage-coach from London to Oxford, than if you were to pass a

twelvemonth with the under-graduates, or heads of colleges, of that

famous university; and more _home_ truths are to be learnt from

listening to a noisy debate in an alehouse, than from attending to a

formal one in the House of Commons. An elderly country gentlewoman will

often know more of character, and be able to illustrate it by more

amusing anecdotes taken from the history of what has been said, done,

and gossiped in a country town for the last fifty years, than the best

blue-stocking of the age will be able to glean from that sort of

learning which consists in an acquaintance with all the novels and

satirical poems published in the same period. People in towns, indeed,

are woefully deficient in a knowledge of character, which they see only

_in the bust_, not as a whole-length. People in the country not only

know all that has happened to a man, but trace his virtues or vices, as

they do his features, in their descent through several generations, and

solve some contradiction in his behaviour by a cross in the breed, half

a century ago. The learned know nothing of the matter, either in town or

country. Above all, the mass of society have common sense, which the

learned in all ages want. The vulgar are in the right when they judge

for themselves; they are wrong when they trust to their blind guides.

The celebrated nonconformist divine, Baxter, was almost stoned to death

by the good women of Kidderminster, for asserting from the pulpit that

‘hell was paved with infants’ skulls;’ but, by the force of argument,

and of learned quotations from the Fathers, the reverend preacher at

length prevailed over the scruples of his congregation, and over reason

and humanity.

Such is the use which has been made of human learning. The labourers in

this vineyard seem as if it was their object to confound all common

sense, and the distinctions of good and evil, by means of traditional

maxims, and preconceived notions, taken upon trust, and increasing in

absurdity, with increase of age. They pile hypothesis on hypothesis,

mountain high, till it is impossible to come at the plain truth on any

question. They see things, not as they are, but as they find them in

books; and ‘wink and shut their apprehensions up,’ in order that they

may discover nothing to interfere with their prejudices, or convince

them of their absurdity. It might be supposed that the height of human

wisdom consisted in maintaining contradictions, and rendering nonsense

sacred. There is no dogma, however fierce or foolish, to which these

persons have not set their seals, and tried to impose on the

understandings of their followers, as the will of Heaven, clothed with

all the terrors and sanctions of religion. How little has the human

understanding been directed to find out the true and useful! How much

ingenuity has been thrown away in the defence of creeds and systems! How

much time and talents have been wasted in theological controversy, in

law, in politics, in verbal criticism, in judicial astrology, and in

finding out the art of making gold! What actual benefit do we reap from

the writings of a Laud or a Whitgift, or of Bishop Bull or Bishop

Waterland, or Prideaux’ Connections, or Beausobre, or Calmet, or St.

Augustine, or Puffendorf, or Vattel, or from the more literal but

equally learned and unprofitable labours of Scaliger, Cardan, and

Scioppius? How many grains of sense are there in their thousand folio or

quarto volumes? What would the world lose if they were committed to the

flames to-morrow? Or are they not already ‘gone to the vault of all the

Capulets?’ Yet all these were oracles in their time, and would have

scoffed at you or me, at common sense and human nature, for differing

with them. It is our turn to laugh now.

To conclude this subject. The most sensible people to be met with in

society are men of business and of the world, who argue from what they

see and know, instead of spinning cobweb distinctions of what things

ought to be. Women have often more of what is called _good sense_ than

men. They have fewer pretensions; are less implicated in theories; and

judge of objects more from their immediate and involuntary impression on

the mind, and, therefore, more truly and naturally. They cannot reason

wrong; for they do not reason at all. They do not think or speak by

rule; and they have in general more eloquence and wit, as well as sense,

on that account. By their wit, sense, and eloquence together, they

generally contrive to govern their husbands. Their style, when they

write to their friends (not for the booksellers) is better than that of

most authors.—Uneducated people have most exuberance of invention, and

the greatest freedom from prejudice. Shakespear’s was evidently an

uneducated mind, both in the freshness of his imagination, and in the

variety of his views; as Milton’s was scholastic, in the texture both of

his thoughts and feelings. Shakespear had not been accustomed to write

themes at school in favour of virtue or against vice. To this we owe the

unaffected, but healthy tone of his dramatic morality. If we wish to

know the force of human genius, we should read Shakespear. If we wish to

see the insignificance of human learning, we may study his commentators.

ESSAY IX

THE INDIAN JUGGLERS

Coming forward and seating himself on the ground in his white dress and

tightened turban, the chief of the Indian Jugglers begins with tossing

up two brass balls, which is what any of us could do, and concludes with

keeping up four at the same time, which is what none of us could do to

save our lives, nor if we were to take our whole lives to do it in. Is

it then a trifling power we see at work, or is it not something next to

miraculous? It is the utmost stretch of human ingenuity, which nothing

but the bending the faculties of body and mind to it from the tenderest

infancy with incessant, ever-anxious application up to manhood, can

accomplish or make even a slight approach to. Man, thou art a wonderful

animal, and thy ways past finding out! Thou canst do strange things, but

thou turnest them to little account!—To conceive of this effort of

extraordinary dexterity distracts the imagination and makes admiration

breathless. Yet it costs nothing to the performer, any more than if it

were a mere mechanical deception with which he had nothing to do but to

watch and laugh at the astonishment of the spectators. A single error of

a hair’s-breadth, of the smallest conceivable portion of time, would be

fatal: the precision of the movements must be like a mathematical truth,

their rapidity is like lightning. To catch four balls in succession in

less than a second of time, and deliver them back so as to return with

seeming consciousness to the hand again, to make them revolve round him

at certain intervals, like the planets in their spheres, to make them

chase one another like sparkles of fire, or shoot up like flowers or

meteors, to throw them behind his back and twine them round his neck

like ribbons or like serpents, to do what appears an impossibility, and

to do it with all the ease, the grace, the carelessness imaginable, to

laugh at, to play with the glittering mockeries, to follow them with his

eye as if he could fascinate them with its lambent fire, or as if he had

only to see that they kept time with the music on the stage—there is

something in all this which he who does not admire may be quite sure he

never really admired any thing in the whole course of his life. It is

skill surmounting difficulty, and beauty triumphing over skill. It seems

as if the difficulty once mastered naturally resolved itself into ease

and grace, and as if to be overcome at all, it must be overcome without

an effort. The smallest awkwardness or want of pliancy or

self-possession would stop the whole process. It is the work of

witchcraft, and yet sport for children. Some of the other feats are

quite as curious and wonderful, such as the balancing the artificial

tree and shooting a bird from each branch through a quill; though none

of them have the elegance or facility of the keeping up of the brass

balls. You are in pain for the result, and glad when the experiment is

over; they are not accompanied with the same unmixed, unchecked delight

as the former; and I would not give much to be merely astonished without

being pleased at the same time. As to the swallowing of the sword, the

police ought to interfere to prevent it. When I saw the Indian Juggler

do the same things before, his feet were bare, and he had large rings on

the toes, which kept turning round all the time of the performance, as

if they moved of themselves.—The hearing a speech in Parliament, drawled

or stammered out by the Honourable Member or the Noble Lord, the ringing

the changes on their common-places, which any one could repeat after

them as well as they, stirs me not a jot, shakes not my good opinion of

myself: but the seeing the Indian Jugglers does. It makes me ashamed of

myself. I ask what there is that I can do as well as this? Nothing. What

have I been doing all my life? Have I been idle, or have I nothing to

shew for all my labour and pains? Or have I passed my time in pouring

words like water into empty sieves, rolling a stone up a hill and then

down again, trying to prove an argument in the teeth of facts, and

looking for causes in the dark, and not finding them? Is there no one

thing in which I can challenge competition, that I can bring as an

instance of exact perfection, in which others cannot find a flaw? The

utmost I can pretend to is to write a description of what this fellow

can do. I can write a book: so can many others who have not even learned

to spell. What abortions are these Essays! What errors, what ill-pieced

transitions, what crooked reasons, what lame conclusions! How little is

made out, and that little how ill! Yet they are the best I can do. I

endeavour to recollect all I have ever observed or thought upon a

subject, and to express it as nearly as I can. Instead of writing on

four subjects at a time, it is as much as I can manage to keep the

thread of one discourse clear and unentangled. I have also time on my

hands to correct my opinions, and polish my periods: but the one I

cannot, and the other I will not do. I am fond of arguing: yet with a

good deal of pains and practice it is often as much as I can do to beat

my man; though he may be a very indifferent hand. A common fencer would

disarm his adversary in the twinkling of an eye, unless he were a

professor like himself. A stroke of wit will sometimes produce this

effect, but there is no such power or superiority in sense or reasoning.

There is no complete mastery of execution to be shewn there: and you

hardly know the professor from the impudent pretender or the mere

clown.[25]

I have always had this feeling of the inefficacy and slow progress of

intellectual compared to mechanical excellence, and it has always made

me somewhat dissatisfied. It is a great many years since I saw Richer,

the famous rope-dancer, perform at Sadler’s Wells. He was matchless in

his art, and added to his extraordinary skill exquisite ease, and

unaffected natural grace. I was at that time employed in copying a

half-length picture of Sir Joshua Reynolds’s; and it put me out of

conceit with it. How ill this part was made out in the drawing! How

heavy, how slovenly this other was painted! I could not help saying to

myself, ‘If the rope-dancer had performed his task in this manner,

leaving so many gaps and botches in his work, he would have broke his

neck long ago; I should never have seen that vigorous elasticity of

nerve and precision of movement!’—Is it then so easy an undertaking

(comparatively) to dance on a tight-rope? Let any one, who thinks so,

get up and try. There is the thing. It is that which at first we cannot

do at all, which in the end is done to such perfection. To account for

this in some degree, I might observe that mechanical dexterity is

confined to doing some one particular thing, which you can repeat as

often as you please, in which you know whether you succeed or fail, and

where the point of perfection consists in succeeding in a given

undertaking.—In mechanical efforts, you improve by perpetual practice,

and you do so infallibly, because the object to be attained is not a

matter of taste or fancy or opinion, but of actual experiment, in which

you must either do the thing or not do it. If a man is put to aim at a

mark with a bow and arrow, he must hit it or miss it, that’s certain. He

cannot deceive himself, and go on shooting wide or falling short, and

still fancy that he is making progress. The distinction between right

and wrong, between true and false, is here palpable; and he must either

correct his aim or persevere in his error with his eyes open, for which

there is neither excuse nor temptation. If a man is learning to dance on

a rope, if he does not mind what he is about, he will break his neck.

After that, it will be in vain for him to argue that he did not make a

false step. His situation is not like that of Goldsmith’s pedagogue.—

‘In argument they own’d his wondrous skill,

And e’en though vanquish’d, he could argue still.’

Danger is a good teacher, and makes apt scholars. So are disgrace,

defeat, exposure to immediate scorn and laughter. There is no

opportunity in such cases for self-delusion, no idling time away, no

being off your guard (or you must take the consequences)—neither is

there any room for humour or caprice or prejudice. If the Indian Juggler

were to play tricks in throwing up the three case-knives, which keep

their positions like the leaves of a crocus in the air, he would cut his

fingers. I can make a very bad antithesis without cutting my fingers.

The tact of style is more ambiguous than that of double-edged

instruments. If the Juggler were told that by flinging himself under the

wheels of the Juggernaut, when the idol issues forth on a gaudy day, he

would immediately be transported into Paradise, he might believe it, and

nobody could disprove it. So the Brahmins may say what they please on

that subject, may build up dogmas and mysteries without end, and not be

detected: but their ingenious countryman cannot persuade the frequenters

of the Olympic Theatre that he performs a number of astonishing feats

without actually giving proofs of what he says.—There is then in this

sort of manual dexterity, first a gradual aptitude acquired to a given

exertion of muscular power, from constant repetition, and in the next

place, an exact knowledge how much is still wanting and necessary to be

supplied. The obvious test is to increase the effort or nicety of the

operation, and still to find it come true. The muscles ply instinctively

to the dictates of habit. Certain movements and impressions of the hand

and eye, having been repeated together an infinite number of times, are

unconsciously but unavoidably cemented into closer and closer union; the

limbs require little more than to be put in motion for them to follow a

regular track with ease and certainty; so that the mere intention of the

will acts mathematically, like touching the spring of a machine, and you

come with Locksley in Ivanhoe, in shooting at a mark, ‘to allow for the

wind.’

Farther, what is meant by perfection in mechanical exercises is the

performing certain feats to a uniform nicety, that is, in fact,

undertaking no more than you can perform. You task yourself, the limit

you fix is optional, and no more than human industry and skill can

attain to: but you have no abstract, independent standard of difficulty

or excellence (other than the extent of your own powers). Thus he who

can keep up four brass balls does this _to perfection_; but he cannot

keep up five at the same instant, and would fail every time he attempted

it. That is, the mechanical performer undertakes to emulate himself, not

to equal another.[26] But the artist undertakes to imitate another, or

to do what nature has done, and this it appears is more difficult,

_viz._ to copy what she has set before us in the face of nature or

‘human face divine,’ entire and without a blemish, than to keep up four

brass balls at the same instant; for the one is done by the power of

human skill and industry, and the other never was nor will be. Upon the

whole, therefore, I have more respect for Reynolds, than I have for

Richer; for, happen how it will, there have been more people in the

world who could dance on a rope like the one than who could paint like

Sir Joshua. The latter was but a bungler in his profession to the other,

it is true; but then he had a harder task-master to obey, whose will was

more wayward and obscure, and whose instructions it was more difficult

to practise. You can put a child apprentice to a tumbler or rope-dancer

with a comfortable prospect of success, if they are but sound of wind

and limb: but you cannot do the same thing in painting. The odds are a

million to one. You may make indeed as many H—s and H—s, as you put into

that sort of machine, but not one Reynolds amongst them all, with his

grace, his grandeur, his blandness of _gusto_, ‘in tones and gestures

hit,’ unless you could make the man over again. To snatch this grace

beyond the reach of art is then the height of art—where fine art begins,

and where mechanical skill ends. The soft suffusion of the soul, the

speechless breathing eloquence, the looks ‘commercing with the skies,’

the ever-shifting forms of an eternal principle, that which is seen but

for a moment, but dwells in the heart always, and is only seized as it

passes by strong and secret sympathy, must be taught by nature and

genius, not by rules or study. It is suggested by feeling, not by

laborious microscopic inspection: in seeking for it without, we lose the

harmonious clue to it within: and in aiming to grasp the substance, we

let the very spirit of art evaporate. In a word, the objects of fine art

are not the objects of sight but as these last are the objects of taste

and imagination, that is, as they appeal to the sense of beauty, of

pleasure, and of power in the human breast, and are explained by that

finer sense, and revealed in their inner structure to the eye in return.

Nature is also a language. Objects, like words, have a meaning; and the

true artist is the interpreter of this language, which he can only do by

knowing its application to a thousand other objects in a thousand other

situations. Thus the eye is too blind a guide of itself to distinguish

between the warm or cold tone of a deep blue sky, but another sense acts

as a monitor to it, and does not err. The colour of the leaves in autumn

would be nothing without the feeling that accompanies it; but it is that

feeling that stamps them on the canvas, faded, seared, blighted,

shrinking from the winter’s flaw, and makes the sight as true as touch—

‘And visions, as poetic eyes avow,

Cling to each leaf and hang on every bough.’

The more ethereal, evanescent, more refined and sublime part of art is

the seeing nature through the medium of sentiment and passion, as each

object is a symbol of the affections and a link in the chain of our

endless being. But the unravelling this mysterious web of thought and

feeling is alone in the Muse’s gift, namely, in the power of that

trembling sensibility which is awake to every change and every

modification of its ever-varying impressions, that,

‘Thrills in each nerve, and lives along the line.’

This power is indifferently called genius, imagination, feeling, taste;

but the manner in which it acts upon the mind can neither be defined by

abstract rules, as is the case in science, nor verified by continual

unvarying experiments, as is the case in mechanical performances. The

mechanical excellence of the Dutch painters in colouring and handling is

that which comes the nearest in fine art to the perfection of certain

manual exhibitions of skill. The truth of the effect and the facility

with which it is produced are equally admirable. Up to a certain point,

every thing is faultless. The hand and eye have done their part. There

is only a want of taste and genius. It is after we enter upon that

enchanted ground that the human mind begins to droop and flag as in a

strange road, or in a thick mist, benighted and making little way with

many attempts and many failures, and that the best of us only escape

with half a triumph. The undefined and the imaginary are the regions

that we must pass like Satan, difficult and doubtful, ‘half flying, half

on foot.’ The object in sense is a positive thing, and execution comes

with practice.

Cleverness is a certain _knack_ or aptitude at doing certain things,

which depend more on a particular adroitness and off-hand readiness than

on force or perseverance, such as making puns, making epigrams, making

extempore verses, mimicking the company, mimicking a style, &c.

Cleverness is either liveliness and smartness, or something answering to

_sleight of hand_, like letting a glass fall sideways off a table, or

else a trick, like knowing the secret spring of a watch. Accomplishments

are certain external graces, which are to be learnt from others, and

which are easily displayed to the admiration of the beholder, _viz._

dancing, riding, fencing, music, and so on. These ornamental

acquirements are only proper to those who are at ease in mind and

fortune. I know an individual who if he had been born to an estate of

five thousand a year, would have been the most accomplished gentleman of

the age. He would have been the delight and envy of the circle in which

he moved—would have graced by his manners the liberality flowing from

the openness of his heart, would have laughed with the women, have

argued with the men, have said good things and written agreeable ones,

have taken a hand at piquet or the lead at the harpsichord, and have set

and sung his own verses—_nugæ canoræ_—with tenderness and spirit; a

Rochester without the vice, a modern Surrey! As it is, all these

capabilities of excellence stand in his way. He is too versatile for a

professional man, not dull enough for a political drudge, too gay to be

happy, too thoughtless to be rich. He wants the enthusiasm of the poet,

the severity of the prose-writer, and the application of the man of

business.—Talent is the capacity of doing any thing that depends on

application and industry, such as writing a criticism, making a speech,

studying the law. Talent differs from genius, as voluntary differs from

involuntary power. Ingenuity is genius in trifles, greatness is genius

in undertakings of much pith and moment. A clever or ingenious man is

one who can do any thing well, whether it is worth doing or not: a great

man is one who can do that which when done is of the highest importance.

Themistocles said he could not play on the flute, but that he could make

of a small city a great one. This gives one a pretty good idea of the

distinction in question.

Greatness is great power, producing great effects. It is not enough that

a man has great power in himself, he must shew it to all the world in a

way that cannot be hid or gainsaid. He must fill up a certain idea in

the public mind. I have no other notion of greatness than this two-fold

definition, great results springing from great inherent energy. The

great in visible objects has relation to that which extends over space:

the great in mental ones has to do with space and time. No man is truly

great, who is great only in his life-time. The test of greatness is the

page of history. Nothing can be said to be great that has a distinct

limit, or that borders on something evidently greater than itself.

Besides, what is short-lived and pampered into mere notoriety, is of a

gross and vulgar quality in itself. A Lord Mayor is hardly a great man.

A city orator or patriot of the day only shew, by reaching the height of

their wishes, the distance they are at from any true ambition.

Popularity is neither fame nor greatness. A king (as such) is not a

great man. He has great power, but it is not his own. He merely wields

the lever of the state, which a child, an idiot, or a madman can do. It

is the office, not the man we gaze at. Any one else in the same

situation would be just as much an object of abject curiosity. We laugh

at the country girl who having seen a king expressed her disappointment

by saying, ‘Why, he is only a man!’ Yet, knowing this, we run to see a

king as if he was something more than a man.—To display the greatest

powers, unless they are applied to great purposes, makes nothing for the

character of greatness. To throw a barley-corn through the eye of a

needle, to multiply nine figures by nine in the memory, argues infinite

dexterity of body and capacity of mind, but nothing comes of either.

There is a surprising power at work, but the effects are not

proportionate, or such as take hold of the imagination. To impress the

idea of power on others, they must be made in some way to feel it. It

must be communicated to their understandings in the shape of an increase

of knowledge, or it must subdue and overawe them by subjecting their

wills. Admiration, to be solid and lasting, must be founded on proofs

from which we have no means of escaping; it is neither a slight nor a

voluntary gift. A mathematician who solves a profound problem, a poet

who creates an image of beauty in the mind that was not there before,

imparts knowledge and power to others, in which his greatness and his

fame consists, and on which it reposes. Jedediah Buxton will be

forgotten; but Napier’s bones will live. Lawgivers, philosophers,

founders of religion, conquerors and heroes, inventors and great

geniuses in arts and sciences, are great men; for they are great public

benefactors, or formidable scourges to mankind. Among ourselves,

Shakespear, Newton, Bacon, Milton, Cromwell, were great men; for they

shewed great power by acts and thoughts, which have not yet been

consigned to oblivion. They must needs be men of lofty stature, whose

shadows lengthen out to remote posterity. A great farce-writer may be a

great man; for Moliere was but a great farce-writer. In my mind, the

author of Don Quixote was a great man. So have there been many others. A

great chess-player is not a great man, for he leaves the world as he

found it. No act terminating in itself constitutes greatness. This will

apply to all displays of power or trials of skill, which are confined to

the momentary, individual effort, and construct no permanent image or

trophy of themselves without them. Is not an actor then a great man,

because ‘he dies and leaves the world no copy?’ I must make an exception

for Mrs. Siddons, or else give up my definition of greatness for her

sake. A man at the top of his profession is not therefore a great man.

He is great in his way, but that is all, unless he shews the marks of a

great moving intellect, so that we trace the master-mind, and can

sympathise with the springs that urge him on. The rest is but a craft or

_mystery_. John Hunter was a great man—_that_ any one might see without

the smallest skill in surgery. His style and manner shewed the man. He

would set about cutting up the carcase of a whale with the same

greatness of _gusto_ that Michael Angelo would have hewn a block of

marble. Lord Nelson was a great naval commander; but for myself, I have

not much opinion of a sea-faring life. Sir Humphry Davy is a great

chemist, but I am not sure that he is a great man. I am not a bit the

wiser for any of his discoveries, nor I never met with any one that was.

But it is in the nature of greatness to propagate an idea of itself, as

wave impels wave, circle without circle. It is a contradiction in terms

for a coxcomb to be a great man. A really great man has always an idea

of something greater than himself. I have observed that certain

sectaries and polemical writers have no higher compliment to pay their

most shining lights than to say that ‘Such a one was a considerable man

in his day.’ Some new elucidation of a text sets aside the authority of

the old interpretation, and a ‘great scholar’s memory outlives him half

a century,’ at the utmost. A rich man is not a great man, except to his

dependants and his steward. A lord is a great man in the idea we have of

his ancestry, and probably of himself, if we know nothing of him but his

title. I have heard a story of two bishops, one of whom said (speaking

of St. Peter’s at Rome) that when he first entered it, he was rather

awe-struck, but that as he walked up it, his mind seemed to swell and

dilate with it, and at last to fill the whole building—the other said

that as he saw more of it, he appeared to himself to grow less and less

every step he took, and in the end to dwindle into nothing. This was in

some respects a striking picture of a great and little mind—for

greatness sympathises with greatness, and littleness shrinks into

itself. The one might have become a Wolsey; the other was only fit to

become a Mendicant Friar—or there might have been court-reasons for

making him a bishop. The French have to me a character of littleness in

all about them; but they have produced three great men that belong to

every country, Moliere, Rabelais, and Montaigne.

To return from this digression, and conclude the Essay. A singular

instance of manual dexterity was shewn in the person of the late John

Cavanagh, whom I have several times seen. His death was celebrated at

the time in an article in the Examiner newspaper (Feb. 7, 1819), written

apparently between jest and earnest: but as it is _pat_ to our purpose,

and falls in with my own way of considering such subjects, I shall here

take leave to quote it.

‘Died at his house in Burbage-street, St. Giles’s, John Cavanagh, the

famous hand fives-player. When a person dies, who does any one thing

better than any one else in the world, which so many others are trying

to do well, it leaves a gap in society. It is not likely that any one

will now see the game of fives played in its perfection for many years

to come—for Cavanagh is dead, and has not left his peer behind him. It

may be said that there are things of more importance than striking a

ball against a wall—there are things indeed which make more noise and do

as little good, such as making war and peace, making speeches and

answering them, making verses and blotting them; making money and

throwing it away. But the game of fives is what no one despises who has

ever played at it. It is the finest exercise for the body, and the best

relaxation for the mind. The Roman poet said that “Care mounted behind

the horseman and stuck to his skirts.” But this remark would not have

applied to the fives-player. He who takes to playing at fives is twice

young. He feels neither the past nor future “in the instant.” Debts,

taxes, “domestic treason, foreign levy, nothing can touch him further.”

He has no other wish, no other thought, from the moment the game begins,

but that of striking the ball, of placing it, of _making_ it! This

Cavanagh was sure to do. Whenever he touched the ball, there was an end

of the chase. His eye was certain, his hand fatal, his presence of mind

complete. He could do what he pleased, and he always knew exactly what

to do. He saw the whole game, and played it; took instant advantage of

his adversary’s weakness, and recovered balls, as if by a miracle and

from sudden thought, that every one gave for lost. He had equal power

and skill, quickness, and judgment. He could either out-wit his

antagonist by finesse, or beat him by main strength. Sometimes, when he

seemed preparing to send the ball with the full swing of his arm, he

would by a slight turn of his wrist drop it within an inch of the line.

In general, the ball came from his hand, as if from a racket, in a

straight horizontal line; so that it was in vain to attempt to overtake

or stop it. As it was said of a great orator that he never was at a loss

for a word, and for the properest word, so Cavanagh always could tell

the degree of force necessary to be given to a ball, and the precise

direction in which it should be sent. He did his work with the greatest

ease; never took more pains than was necessary; and while others were

fagging themselves to death, was as cool and collected as if he had just

entered the court. His style of play was as remarkable as his power of

execution. He had no affectation, no trifling. He did not throw away the

game to show off an attitude, or try an experiment. He was a fine,

sensible, manly player, who did what he could, but that was more than

any one else could even affect to do. His blows were not undecided and

ineffectual—lumbering like Mr. Wordsworth’s epic poetry, nor wavering

like Mr. Coleridge’s lyric prose, nor short of the mark like Mr.

Brougham’s speeches, nor wide of it like Mr. Canning’s wit, nor foul

like the _Quarterly_, not _let_ balls like the _Edinburgh Review_.

Cobbett and Junius together would have made a Cavanagh. He was the best

_up-hill_ player in the world; even when his adversary was fourteen, he

would play on the same or better, and as he never flung away the game

through carelessness and conceit, he never gave it up through laziness

or want of heart. The only peculiarity of his play was that he never

_volleyed_, but let the balls hop; but if they rose an inch from the

ground, he never missed having them. There was not only nobody equal,

but nobody second to him. It is supposed that he could give any other

player half the game, or beat him with his left hand. His service was

tremendous. He once played Woodward and Meredith together (two of the

best players in England) in the Fives-court, St. Martin’s-street, and

made seven and twenty aces following by services alone—a thing unheard

of. He another time played Peru, who was considered a first-rate

fives-player, a match of the best out of five games, and in the three

first games, which of course decided the match, Peru got only one ace.

Cavanagh was an Irishman by birth, and a house-painter by profession. He

had once laid aside his working-dress, and walked up, in his smartest

clothes, to the Rosemary Branch to have an afternoon’s pleasure. A

person accosted him, and asked him if he would have a game. So they

agreed to play for half-a-crown a game, and a bottle of cider. The first

game began—it was seven, eight, ten, thirteen, fourteen, all. Cavanagh

won it. The next was the same. They played on, and each game was hardly

contested. “There,” said the unconscious fives-player, “there was a

stroke that Cavanagh could not take: I never played better in my life,

and yet I can’t win a game. I don’t know how it is.” However, they

played on, Cavanagh winning every game, and the by-standers drinking the

cider, and laughing all the time. In the twelfth game, when Cavanagh was

only four, and the stranger thirteen, a person came in, and said, “What!

are you here, Cavanagh?” The words were no sooner pronounced than the

astonished player let the ball drop from his hand, and saying, “What!

have I been breaking my heart all this time to beat Cavanagh?” refused

to make another effort. “And yet, I give you my word,” said Cavanagh,

telling the story with some triumph, “I played all the while with my

clenched fist.”—He used frequently to play matches at Copenhagen-house

for wagers and dinners. The wall against which they play is the same

that supports the kitchen-chimney, and when the wall resounded louder

than usual, the cooks exclaimed, “Those are the Irishman’s balls,” and

the joints trembled on the spit!—Goldsmith consoled himself that there

were places where he too was admired: and Cavanagh was the admiration of

all the fives-courts, where he ever played. Mr. Powell, when he played

matches in the Court in St. Martin’s-street, used to fill his gallery at

half a crown a head, with amateurs and admirers of talent in whatever

department it is shown. He could not have shown himself in any ground in

England, but he would have been immediately surrounded with inquisitive

gazers, trying to find out in what part of his frame his unrivalled

skill lay, as politicians wonder to see the balance of Europe suspended

in Lord Castlereagh’s face, and admire the trophies of the British Navy

lurking under Mr. Croker’s hanging brow. Now Cavanagh was as

good-looking a man as the Noble Lord, and much better looking than the

Right Hon. Secretary. He had a clear, open countenance, and did not look

sideways or down, like Mr. Murray the bookseller. He was a young fellow

of sense, humour, and courage. He once had a quarrel with a waterman at

Hungerford-stairs, and, they say, served him out in great style. In a

word, there are hundreds at this day, who cannot mention his name

without admiration, as the best fives-player that perhaps ever lived

(the greatest excellence of which they have any notion)—and the noisy

shout of the ring happily stood him in stead of the unheard voice of

posterity!—The only person who seems to have excelled as much in another

way as Cavanagh did in his, was the late John Davies, the racket-player.

It was remarked of him that he did not seem to follow the ball, but the

ball seemed to follow him. Give him a foot of wall, and he was sure to

make the ball. The four best racket-players of that day were Jack

Spines, Jem. Harding, Armitage, and Church. Davies could give any one of

these two hands a time, that is, half the game, and each of these, at

their best, could give the best player now in London the same odds. Such

are the gradations in all exertions of human skill and art. He once

played four capital players together, and beat them. He was also a

first-rate tennis-player, and an excellent fives-player. In the Fleet or

King’s Bench, he would have stood against Powell, who was reckoned the

best open-ground player of his time. This last-mentioned player is at

present the keeper of the Fives-court, and we might recommend to him for

a motto over his door—“Who enters here, forgets himself, his country,

and his friends.” And the best of it is, that by the calculation of the

odds, none of the three are worth remembering!—Cavanagh died from the

bursting of a blood-vessel, which prevented him from playing for the

last two or three years. This, he was often heard to say, he thought

hard upon him. He was fast recovering, however, when he was suddenly

carried off, to the regret of all who knew him. As Mr. Peel made it a

qualification of the present Speaker, Mr. Manners Sutton, that he was an

excellent moral character, so Jack Cavanagh was a zealous Catholic, and

could not be persuaded to eat meat on a Friday, the day on which he

died. We have paid this willing tribute to his memory.

“Let no rude hand deface it,

And his forlorn ‘_Hic Jacet_.’”’

ESSAY X

ON LIVING TO ONE’S-SELF[27]

‘Remote, unfriended, melancholy, slow,

Or by the lazy Scheldt or wandering Po.’

I never was in a better place or humour than I am at present for writing

on this subject. I have a partridge getting ready for my supper, my fire

is blazing on the hearth, the air is mild for the season of the year, I

have had but a slight fit of indigestion to-day (the only thing that

makes me abhor myself), I have three hours good before me, and therefore

I will attempt it. It is as well to do it at once as to have it to do

for a week to come.

If the writing on this subject is no easy task, the thing itself is a

harder one. It asks a troublesome effort to ensure the admiration of

others: it is a still greater one to be satisfied with one’s own

thoughts. As I look from the window at the wide bare heath before me,

and through the misty moonlight air see the woods that wave over the top

of Winterslow,

‘While Heav’n’s chancel-vault is blind with sleet,’

my mind takes its flight through too long a series of years, supported

only by the patience of thought and secret yearnings after truth and

good, for me to be at a loss to understand the feeling I intend to write

about; but I do not know that this will enable me to convey it more

agreeably to the reader.

Lady G. in a letter to Miss Harriet Byron, assures her that ‘her brother

Sir Charles lived to himself:’ and Lady L. soon after (for Richardson

was never tired of a good thing) repeats the same observation; to which

Miss Byron frequently returns in her answers to both sisters—‘For you

know Sir Charles lives to himself,’ till at length it passes into a

proverb among the fair correspondents. This is not, however, an example

of what I understand by _living to one’s-self_, for Sir Charles

Grandison was indeed always thinking of himself; but by this phrase I

mean never thinking at all about one’s-self, any more than if there was

no such person in existence. The character I speak of is as little of an

egotist as possible: Richardson’s great favourite was as much of one as

possible. Some satirical critic has represented him in Elysium ‘bowing

over the _faded_ hand of Lady Grandison’ (Miss Byron that was)—he ought

to have been represented bowing over his own hand, for he never admired

any one but himself, and was the god of his own idolatry. Neither do I

call it living to one’s-self to retire into a desert (like the saints

and martyrs of old) to be devoured by wild beasts, nor to descend into a

cave to be considered as a hermit, nor to get to the top of a pillar or

rock to do fanatic penance and be seen of all men. What I mean by living

to one’s-self is living in the world, as in it, not of it: it is as if

no one knew there was such a person, and you wished no one to know it:

it is to be a silent spectator of the mighty scene of things, not an

object of attention or curiosity in it; to take a thoughtful, anxious

interest in what is passing in the world, but not to feel the slightest

inclination to make or meddle with it. It is such a life as a pure

spirit might be supposed to lead, and such an interest as it might take

in the affairs of men, calm, contemplative, passive, distant, touched

with pity for their sorrows, smiling at their follies without

bitterness, sharing their affections, but not troubled by their

passions, not seeking their notice, nor once dreamt of by them. He who

lives wisely to himself and to his own heart, looks at the busy world

through the loop-holes of retreat, and does not want to mingle in the

fray. ‘He hears the tumult, and is still.’ He is not able to mend it,

nor willing to mar it. He sees enough in the universe to interest him

without putting himself forward to try what he can do to fix the eyes of

the universe upon him. Vain the attempt! He reads the clouds, he looks

at the stars, he watches the return of the seasons, the falling leaves

of autumn, the perfumed breath of spring, starts with delight at the

note of a thrush in a copse near him, sits by the fire, listens to the

moaning of the wind, pores upon a book, or discourses the freezing hours

away, or melts down hours to minutes in pleasing thought. All this while

he is taken up with other things, forgetting himself. He relishes an

author’s style, without thinking of turning author. He is fond of

looking at a print from an old picture in the room, without teasing

himself to copy it. He does not fret himself to death with trying to be

what he is not, or to do what he cannot. He hardly knows what he is

capable of, and is not in the least concerned whether he shall ever make

a figure in the world. He feels the truth of the lines—

‘The man whose eye is ever on himself,

Doth look on one, the least of nature’s works;

One who might move the wise man to that scorn

Which wisdom holds unlawful ever’—

he looks out of himself at the wide extended prospect of nature, and

takes an interest beyond his narrow pretensions in general humanity. He

is free as air, and independent as the wind. Woe be to him when he first

begins to think what others say of him. While a man is contented with

himself and his own resources, all is well. When he undertakes to play a

part on the stage, and to persuade the world to think more about him

than they do about themselves, he is got into a track where he will find

nothing but briars and thorns, vexation and disappointment. I can speak

a little to this point. For many years of my life I did nothing but

think. I had nothing else to do but solve some knotty point, or dip in

some abstruse author, or look at the sky, or wander by the pebbled

sea-side—

‘To see the children sporting on the shore,

And hear the mighty waters rolling evermore.’

I cared for nothing, I wanted nothing. I took my time to consider

whatever occurred to me, and was in no hurry to give a sophistical

answer to a question—there was no printer’s devil waiting for me. I used

to write a page or two perhaps in half a year; and remember laughing

heartily at the celebrated experimentalist Nicholson, who told me that

in twenty years he had written as much as would make three hundred

octavo volumes. If I was not a great author, I could read with ever

fresh delight, ‘never ending, still beginning,’ and had no occasion to

write a criticism when I had done. If I could not paint like Claude, I

could admire ‘the witchery of the soft blue sky’ as I walked out, and

was satisfied with the pleasure it gave me. If I was dull, it gave me

little concern: if I was lively, I indulged my spirits. I wished well to

the world, and believed as favourably of it as I could. I was like a

stranger in a foreign land, at which I looked with wonder, curiosity,

and delight, without expecting to be an object of attention in return. I

had no relations to the state, no duty to perform, no ties to bind me to

others: I had neither friend nor mistress, wife or child. I lived in a

world of contemplation, and not of action.

This sort of dreaming existence is the best. He who quits it to go in

search of realities, generally barters repose for repeated

disappointments and vain regrets. His time, thoughts, and feelings are

no longer at his own disposal. From that instant he does not survey the

objects of nature as they are in themselves, but looks asquint at them

to see whether he cannot make them the instruments of his ambition,

interest, or pleasure; for a candid, undesigning, undisguised simplicity

of character, his views become jaundiced, sinister, and double: he takes

no farther interest in the great changes of the world but as he has a

paltry share in producing them: instead of opening his senses, his

understanding, and his heart to the resplendent fabric of the universe,

he holds a crooked mirror before his face, in which he may admire his

own person and pretensions, and just glance his eye aside to see whether

others are not admiring him too. He no more exists in the impression

which ‘the fair variety of things’ makes upon him, softened and subdued

by habitual contemplation, but in the feverish sense of his own upstart

self-importance. By aiming to fix, he is become the slave of opinion. He

is a tool, a part of a machine that never stands still, and is sick and

giddy with the ceaseless motion. He has no satisfaction but in the

reflection of his own image in the public gaze, but in the repetition of

his own name in the public ear. He himself is mixed up with, and spoils

every thing. I wonder Buonaparte was not tired of the N.N.’s stuck all

over the Louvre and throughout France. Goldsmith (as we all know), when

in Holland, went out into a balcony with some handsome Englishwomen, and

on their being applauded by the spectators, turned round, and said

peevishly—‘There are places where I also am admired.’ He could not give

the craving appetite of an author’s vanity one day’s respite. I have

seen a celebrated talker of our own time turn pale and go out of the

room when a showy-looking girl has come into it, who for a moment

divided the attention of his hearers. Infinite are the mortifications of

the bare attempt to emerge from obscurity; numberless the failures; and

greater and more galling still the vicissitudes and tormenting

accompaniments of success—

—‘Whose top to climb

Is certain falling, or so slippery, that

The fear’s as bad as falling.’

‘Would to God,’ exclaimed Oliver Cromwell, when he was at any time

thwarted by the Parliament, ‘that I had remained by my wood-side to tend

a flock of sheep, rather than have been thrust on such a government as

this!’ When Buonaparte got into his carriage to proceed on his Russian

expedition, carelessly twirling his glove, and singing the air—‘Malbrook

to the wars is going’—he did not think of the tumble he has got since,

the shock of which no one could have stood but himself. We see and hear

chiefly of the favourites of Fortune and the Muse, of great generals, of

first-rate actors, of celebrated poets. These are at the head; we are

struck with the glittering eminence on which they stand, and long to set

out on the same tempting career:—not thinking how many discontented

half-pay lieutenants are in vain seeking promotion all their lives, and

obliged to put up with ‘the insolence of office, and the spurns which

patient merit of the unworthy takes;’ how many half-starved

strolling-players are doomed to penury and tattered robes in

country-places, dreaming to the last of a London engagement; how many

wretched daubers shiver and shake in the ague-fit of alternate hopes and

fears, waste and pine away in the atrophy of genius, or else turn

drawing-masters, picture-cleaners, or newspaper critics; how many

hapless poets have sighed out their souls to the Muse in vain, without

ever getting their effusions farther known than the Poet’s-Corner of a

country newspaper, and looked and looked with grudging, wistful eyes at

the envious horizon that bounded their provincial fame! Suppose an

actor, for instance, ‘after the heart-aches and the thousand natural

pangs that flesh is heir to,’ _does_ get at the top of his profession,

he can no longer bear a rival near the throne; to be second or only

equal to another, is to be nothing: he starts at the prospect of a

successor, and retains the mimic sceptre with a convulsive grasp:

perhaps as he is about to seize the first place which he has long had in

his eye, an unsuspected competitor steps in before him, and carries off

the prize, leaving him to commence his irksome toil again: he is in a

state of alarm at every appearance or rumour of the appearance of a new

actor: ‘a mouse that takes up its lodging in a cat’s ear’[28] has a

mansion of peace to him: he dreads every hint of an objection, and least

of all can forgive praise mingled with censure: to doubt is to insult,

to discriminate is to degrade: he dare hardly look into a criticism

unless some one has _tasted_ it for him, to see that there is no offence

in it: if he does not draw crowded houses every night, he can neither

eat nor sleep; or if all these terrible inflictions are removed, and he

can ‘eat his meal in peace,’ he then becomes surfeited with applause and

dissatisfied with his profession: he wants to be something else, to be

distinguished as an author, a collector, a classical scholar, a man of

sense and information, and weighs every word he utters, and half

retracts it before he utters it, lest if he were to make the smallest

slip of the tongue, it should get buzzed abroad that _Mr. — was only

clever as an actor_! If ever there was a man who did not derive more

pain than pleasure from his vanity, that man, says Rousseau, was no

other than a fool. A country-gentleman near Taunton spent his whole life

in making some hundreds of wretched copies of second-rate pictures,

which were bought up at his death by a neighbouring Baronet, to whom

‘Some demon whisper’d, L—, have a taste!’

A little Wilson in an obscure corner escaped the man of _virtù_, and was

carried off by a Bristol picture-dealer for three guineas, while the

muddled copies of the owner of the mansion (with the frames) fetched

thirty, forty, sixty, a hundred ducats a piece. A friend of mine found a

very fine Canaletti in a state of strange disfigurement, with the upper

part of the sky smeared over and fantastically variegated with English

clouds; and on enquiring of the person to whom it belonged whether

something had not been done to it, received for answer ‘that a

gentleman, a great artist in the neighbourhood, had retouched some parts

of it.’ What infatuation! Yet this candidate for the honours of the

pencil might probably have made a jovial fox-hunter or respectable

justice of the peace, if he could only have stuck to what nature and

fortune intended him for. Miss — can by no means be persuaded to quit

the boards of the theatre at —, a little country town in the West of

England. Her salary has been abridged, her person ridiculed, her acting

laughed at; nothing will serve—she is determined to be an actress, and

scorns to return to her former business as a milliner. Shall I go on? An

actor in the same company was visited by the apothecary of the place in

an ague-fit, who, on asking his landlady as to his way of life, was told

that the poor gentleman was very quiet and gave little trouble, that he

generally had a plate of mashed potatoes for his dinner, and lay in bed

most of his time, repeating his part. A young couple, every way amiable

and deserving, were to have been married, and a benefit-play was bespoke

by the officers of the regiment quartered there, to defray the expense

of a license and of the wedding-ring, but the profits of the night did

not amount to the necessary sum, and they have, I fear, ‘virgined it

e’er since!’ Oh for the pencil of Hogarth or Wilkie to give a view of

the comic strength of the company at —, drawn up in battle-array in the

Clandestine Marriage, with a _coup d’œil_ of the pit, boxes, and

gallery, to cure for ever the love of the _ideal_, and the desire to

shine and make holiday in the eyes of others, instead of retiring within

ourselves and keeping our wishes and our thoughts at home!

Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage,

how little security have we when we trust our happiness in the hands of

others! Most of the friends I have seen have turned out the bitterest

enemies, or cold, uncomfortable acquaintance. Old companions are like

meats served up too often that lose their relish and their

wholesomeness. He who looks at beauty to admire, to adore it, who reads

of its wondrous power in novels, in poems, or in plays, is not unwise:

but let no man fall in love, for from that moment he is ‘the baby of a

girl.’ I like very well to repeat such lines as these in the play of

Mirandola—

—‘With what a waving air she goes

Along the corridor. How like a fawn!

Yet statelier. Hark! No sound, however soft,

Nor gentlest echo telleth when she treads,

But every motion of her shape doth seem

Hallowed by silence’—

but however beautiful the description, defend me from meeting with the

original!

‘The fly that sips treacle

Is lost in the sweets;

So he that tastes woman

Ruin meets.’

The song is Gay’s, not mine, and a bitter-sweet it is.—How few out of

the infinite number of those that marry and are given in marriage, wed

with those they would prefer to all the world; nay, how far the greater

proportion are joined together by mere motives of convenience, accident,

recommendation of friends, or indeed not unfrequently by the very fear

of the event, by repugnance and a sort of fatal fascination: yet the tie

is for life, not to be shaken off but with disgrace or death: a man no

longer lives to himself, but is a body (as well as mind) chained to

another, in spite of himself—

‘Like life and death in disproportion met.’

So Milton (perhaps from his own experience) makes Adam exclaim, in the

vehemence of his despair,

‘For either

He never shall find out fit mate, but such

As some misfortune brings him or mistake;

Or whom he wishes most shall seldom gain

Through her perverseness, but shall see her gain’d

By a far worse; or if she love, withheld

By parents; or his happiest choice too late

Shall meet, already link’d and wedlock-bound

To a fell adversary, his hate and shame;

Which infinite calamity shall cause

To human life, and household peace confound.’

If love at first sight were mutual, or to be conciliated by kind

offices; if the fondest affection were not so often repaid and chilled

by indifference and scorn; if so many lovers both before and since the

madman in Don Quixote had not ‘worshipped a statue, hunted the wind,

cried aloud to the desert;’ if friendship were lasting; if merit were

renown, and renown were health, riches, and long life; or if the homage

of the world were paid to conscious worth and the true aspirations after

excellence, instead of its gaudy signs and outward trappings:—then

indeed I might be of opinion that it is better to live to others than

one’s-self: but as the case stands, I incline to the negative side of

the question.[29]—

‘I have not loved the world, nor the world me;

I have not flattered its rank breath, nor bow’d

To its idolatries a patient knee—

Nor coin’d my cheek to smiles—nor cried aloud

In worship of an echo; in the crowd

They could not deem me one of such; I stood

Among them, but not of them; in a shroud

Of thoughts which were not their thoughts, and still could,

Had I not filed my mind which thus itself subdued.

I have not loved the world, nor the world me—

But let us part fair foes; I do believe,

Though I have found them not, that there may be

Words which are things—hopes which will not deceive,

And virtues which are merciful nor weave

Snares for the failing: I would also deem

O’er others’ griefs that some sincerely grieve;

That two, or one, are almost what they seem—

That goodness is no name, and happiness no dream.’

Sweet verse embalms the spirit of sour misanthropy: but woe betide the

ignoble prose-writer who should thus dare to compare notes with the

world, or tax it roundly with imposture.

If I had sufficient provocation to rail at the public, as Ben Jonson did

at the audience in the Prologues to his plays, I think I should do it in

good set terms, nearly as follows. There is not a more mean, stupid,

dastardly, pitiful, selfish, spiteful, envious, ungrateful animal than

the Public. It is the greatest of cowards, for it is afraid of itself.

From its unwieldy, overgrown dimensions, it dreads the least opposition

to it, and shakes like isinglass at the touch of a finger. It starts at

its own shadow, like the man in the Hartz mountains, and trembles at the

mention of its own name. It has a lion’s mouth, the heart of a hare,

with ears erect and sleepless eyes. It stands ‘listening its fears.’ It

is so in awe of its own opinion, that it never dares to form any, but

catches up the first idle rumour, lest it should be behind-hand in its

judgment, and echoes it till it is deafened with the sound of its own

voice. The idea of what the public will think prevents the public from

ever thinking at all, and acts as a spell on the exercise of private

judgment, so that in short the public ear is at the mercy of the first

impudent pretender who chooses to fill it with noisy assertions, or

false surmises, or secret whispers. What is said by one is heard by all;

the supposition that a thing is known to all the world makes all the

world believe it, and the hollow repetition of a vague report drowns the

‘still, small voice’ of reason. We may believe or know that what is said

is not true: but we know or fancy that others believe it—we dare not

contradict or are too indolent to dispute with them, and therefore give

up our internal, and, as we think, our solitary conviction to a sound

without substance, without proof, and often without meaning. Nay more,

we may believe and know not only that a thing is false, but that others

believe and know it to be so, that they are quite as much in the secret

of the imposture as we are, that they see the puppets at work, the

nature of the machinery, and yet if any one has the art or power to get

the management of it, he shall keep possession of the public ear by

virtue of a cant-phrase or nickname; and, by dint of effrontery and

perseverance, make all the world believe and repeat what all the world

know to be false. The ear is quicker than the judgment. We know that

certain things are said; by that circumstance alone we know that they

produce a certain effect on the imagination of others, and we conform to

their prejudices by mechanical sympathy, and for want of sufficient

spirit to differ with them. So far then is public opinion from resting

on a broad and solid basis, as the aggregate of thought and feeling in a

community, that it is slight and shallow and variable to the last

degree—the bubble of the moment—so that we may safely say the public is

the dupe of public opinion, not its parent. The public is pusillanimous

and cowardly, because it is weak. It knows itself to be a great dunce,

and that it has no opinions but upon suggestion. Yet it is unwilling to

appear in leading-strings, and would have it thought that its decisions

are as wise as they are weighty. It is hasty in taking up its

favourites, more hasty in laying them aside, lest it should be supposed

deficient in sagacity in either case. It is generally divided into two

strong parties, each of which will allow neither common sense nor common

honesty to the other side. It reads the Edinburgh and Quarterly Reviews,

and believes them both—or if there is a doubt, malice turns the scale.

Taylor and Hessey told me that they had sold nearly two editions of the

Characters of Shakespear’s Plays in about three months, but that after

the Quarterly Review of them came out, they never sold another copy. The

public, enlightened as they are, must have known the meaning of that

attack as well as those who made it. It was not ignorance then but

cowardice that led them to give up their own opinion. A crew of

mischievous critics at Edinburgh having fixed the epithet of the

_Cockney School_ to one or two writers born in the metropolis, all the

people in London became afraid of looking into their works, lest they

too should be convicted of cockneyism. Oh brave public! This epithet

proved too much for one of the writers in question, and stuck like a

barbed arrow in his heart. Poor Keats! What was sport to the town was

death to him. Young, sensitive, delicate, he was like

‘A bud bit by an envious worm,

Ere he could spread his sweet leaves to the air,

Or dedicate his beauty to the sun’—

and unable to endure the miscreant cry and idiot laugh, withdrew to sigh

his last breath in foreign climes.—The public is as envious and

ungrateful as it is ignorant, stupid, and pigeon-livered—

‘A huge-sized monster of ingratitudes.’

It reads, it admires, it extols only because it is the fashion, not from

any love of the subject or the man. It cries you up or runs you down out

of mere caprice and levity. If you have pleased it, it is jealous of its

own involuntary acknowledgment of merit, and seizes the first

opportunity, the first shabby pretext, to pick a quarrel with you, and

be quits once more. Every petty caviller is erected into a judge, every

tale-bearer is implicitly believed. Every little low paltry creature

that gaped and wondered only because others did so, is glad to find you

(as he thinks) on a level with himself. An author is not then, after

all, a being of another order. Public admiration is forced, and goes

against the grain. Public obloquy is cordial and sincere: every

individual feels his own importance in it. They give you up bound hand

and foot into the power of your accusers. To attempt to defend yourself

is a high crime and misdemeanour, a contempt of court, an extreme piece

of impertinence. Or, if you prove every charge unfounded, they never

think of retracting their error, or making you amends. It would be a

compromise of their dignity; they consider themselves as the party

injured, and resent your innocence as an imputation on their judgment.

The celebrated Bub Doddington, when out of favour at court, said ‘he

would not _justify_ before his sovereign: it was for Majesty to be

displeased, and for him to believe himself in the wrong!’ The public are

not quite so modest. People already begin to talk of the Scotch Novels

as overrated. How then can common authors be supposed to keep their

heads long above water? As a general rule, all those who live by the

public starve, and are made a bye-word and a standing jest into the

bargain. Posterity is no better (not a bit more enlightened or more

liberal), except that you are no longer in their power, and that the

voice of common fame saves them the trouble of deciding on your claims.

The public now are the posterity of Milton and Shakespear. Our posterity

will be the living public of a future generation. When a man is dead,

they put money in his coffin, erect monuments to his memory, and

celebrate the anniversary of his birthday in set speeches. Would they

take any notice of him if he were living? No!—I was complaining of this

to a Scotchman who had been attending a dinner and a subscription to

raise a monument to Burns. He replied, he would sooner subscribe twenty

pounds to his monument than have given it him while living; so that if

the poet were to come to life again, he would treat him just as he was

treated in fact. This was an honest Scotchman. What _he_ said, the rest

would do.

Enough: my soul, turn from them, and let me try to regain the obscurity

and quiet that I love, ‘far from the madding strife,’ in some

sequestered corner of my own, or in some far-distant land! In the latter

case, I might carry with me as a consolation the passage in

Bolingbroke’s Reflections on Exile, in which he describes in glowing

colours the resources which a man may always find within himself, and of

which the world cannot deprive him.

‘Believe me, the providence of God has established such an order in the

world, that of all which belongs to us, the least valuable parts can

alone fall under the will of others. Whatever is best is safest; lies

out of the reach of human power; can neither be given nor taken away.

Such is this great and beautiful work of nature, the world. Such is the

mind of man, which contemplates and admires the world whereof it makes

the noblest part. These are inseparably ours, and as long as we remain

in one we shall enjoy the other. Let us march therefore intrepidly

wherever we are led by the course of human accidents. Wherever they lead

us, on what coast soever we are thrown by them, we shall not find

ourselves absolutely strangers. We shall feel the same revolution of

seasons, and the same sun and moon[30] will guide the course of our

year. The same azure vault, bespangled with stars, will be every where

spread over our heads. There is no part of the world from whence we may

not admire those planets which roll, like ours, in different orbits

round the same central sun; from whence we may not discover an object

still more stupendous, that army of fixed stars hung up in the immense

space of the universe, innumerable suns whose beams enlighten and

cherish the unknown worlds which roll around them; and whilst I am

ravished by such contemplations as these, whilst my soul is thus raised

up to heaven, imports me little what ground I tread upon.’

ESSAY XI

ON THOUGHT AND ACTION

Those persons who are much accustomed to abstract contemplation are

generally unfitted for active pursuits, and _vice versâ_. I myself am

sufficiently decided and dogmatical in my opinions, and yet in action I

am as imbecile as a woman or a child. I cannot set about the most

indifferent thing without twenty efforts, and had rather write one of

these Essays than have to seal a letter. In trying to throw a hat or a

book upon a table, I miss it; it just reaches the edge and falls back

again, and instead of doing what I mean to perform, I do what I intend

to avoid. Thought depends on the habitual exercise of the speculative

faculties; action on the determination of the will. The one assigns

reasons for things, the other puts causes into act. Abraham Tucker

relates of a friend of his, an old special pleader, that once coming out

of his chambers in the Temple with him to take a walk, he hesitated at

the bottom of the stairs which way to go—proposed different directions,

to Charing Cross, to St. Paul’s,—found some objection to them all, and

at last turned back for want of a casting motive to incline the scale.

Tucker gives this as an instance of professional indecision, or of that

temper of mind which having been long used to weigh the reasons for

things with scrupulous exactness, could not come to any conclusion at

all on the spur of the occasion, or without some grave distinction to

justify its choice. Louvet, in his Narrative, tells us, that when

several of the Brissotin party were collected at the house of Barbaroux

(I think it was) ready to effect their escape from the power of

Robespierre, one of them going to the window and finding a shower of

rain coming on, seriously advised their stopping till the next morning,

for that the emissaries of government would not think of coming in

search of them in such bad weather. Some of them deliberated on this

wise proposal, and were nearly taken. Such is the effeminacy of the

speculative and philosophical temperament, compared with the promptness

and vigour of the practical! It is on such unequal terms that the

refined and romantic speculators on possible good and evil contend with

their strong-nerved, remorseless adversaries, and we see the result.

Reasoners in general are undecided, wavering, and sceptical, or yield at

last to the weakest motive, as most congenial to their feeble habit of

soul.[31]

Some men are mere machines. They are put in a go-cart of business, and

are harnessed to a profession—yoked to fortune’s wheels. They plod on,

and succeed. Their affairs conduct them, not they their affairs. All

they have to do is to let things take their course, and not go out of

the beaten road. A man may carry on the business of farming on the same

spot and principle that his ancestors have done for many generations

before him without any extraordinary share of capacity: the proof is, it

is done every day in every county and parish in the kingdom. All that is

necessary is that he should not pretend to be wiser than his neighbours.

If he has a grain more wit or penetration than they, if his vanity gets

the start of his avarice only half a neck, if he has ever thought or

read any thing upon the subject, it will most probably be the ruin of

him. He will turn theoretical or experimental farmer, and no more need

be said. Mr. Cobbett, who is a sufficiently shrewd and practical man,

with an eye also to the main chance, had got some notions in his head

(from Tull’s Husbandry) about the method of sowing turnips, to which he

would have sacrificed not only his estate at Botley, but his native

county of Hampshire itself, sooner than give up an inch of his argument.

‘Tut! will you baulk a man in the career of his humour?’ Therefore, that

a man may not be ruined by his humours, he should be too dull and

phlegmatic to have any: he must have ‘no figures nor no fantasies which

busy thought draws in the brains of men.’ The fact is, that the

ingenuity or judgment of no one man is equal to that of the world at

large, which is the fruit of the experience and ability of all mankind.

Even where a man is right in a particular notion, he will be apt to

overrate the importance of his discovery, to the detriment of his

affairs. Action requires co-operation, but in general if you set your

face against custom, people will set their faces against you. They

cannot tell whether you are right or wrong, but they know that you are

guilty of a pragmatical assumption of superiority over them, which they

do not like. There is no doubt that if a person two hundred years ago

had foreseen and attempted to put in practice the most approved and

successful methods of cultivation now in use, it would have been a

death-blow to his credit and fortune. So that though the experiments and

improvements of private individuals from time to time gradually go to

enrich the public stock of information and reform the general practice,

they are mostly the ruin of the person who makes them, because he takes

a part for the whole, and lays more stress upon the single point in

which he has found others in the wrong, than on all the rest in which

they are substantially and prescriptively in the right. The great

requisite, it should appear then, for the prosperous management of

ordinary business, is the want of imagination, or of any ideas but those

of custom and interest on the narrowest scale:—and as the affairs of the

world are necessarily carried on by the common run of its inhabitants,

it seems a wise dispensation of Providence that it should be so. If no

one could rent a piece of glebeland without a genius for mechanical

inventions, or stand behind a counter without a large benevolence of

soul, what would become of the commercial and agricultural interests of

this great (and once flourishing) country? I would not be understood as

saying that there is not what may be called _a genius for business_, an

extraordinary capacity for affairs, quickness and comprehension united,

an insight into character, an acquaintance with a number of particular

circumstances, a variety of expedients, a tact for finding out what will

do: I grant all this (in Liverpool and Manchester they would persuade

you that your merchant and manufacturer is your only gentleman and

scholar)—but still, making every allowance for the difference between

the liberal trader and the sneaking shopkeeper, I doubt whether the most

surprising success is to be accounted for from any such unusual

attainments, or whether a man’s making half a million of money is a

proof of his capacity for thought in general. It is much oftener owing

to views and wishes bounded but constantly directed to one particular

object. To succeed, a man should aim only at success. The child of

Fortune should resign himself into the hands of Fortune. A plotting head

frequently overreaches itself: a mind confident of its resources and

calculating powers enters on critical speculations, which, in a game

depending so much on chance and unforeseen events, and not entirely on

intellectual skill, turn the odds greatly against any one in the long

run. The rule of business is to take what you can get, and keep what you

have got: or an eagerness in seizing every opportunity that offers for

promoting your own interest, and a plodding persevering industry in

making the most of the advantages you have already obtained, are the

most effectual as well as safest ingredients in the composition of the

mercantile character. The world is a book in which the _Chapter of

Accidents_ is none of the least considerable; or it is a machine that

must be left, in a great measure, to turn itself. The most that a

worldly-minded man can do is, to stand at the receipt of custom, and be

constantly on the look-out for windfalls. The true devotee in this way

waits for the revelations of Fortune as the poet waits for the

inspiration of the Muse, and does not rashly anticipate her favours. He

must be neither capricious nor wilful. I have known people untrammelled

in the ways of business, but with so intense an apprehension of their

own interest, that they would grasp at the slightest possibility of gain

as a certainty, and were led into as many mistakes by an over-griping

usurious disposition as they could have been by the most thoughtless

extravagance.—We hear a great outcry about the want of judgment in men

of genius. It is not a want of judgment, but an excess of other things.

They err knowingly, and are wilfully blind. The understanding is out of

the question. The profound judgment which soberer people pique

themselves upon is in truth a want of passion and imagination. Give them

an interest in any thing, a sudden fancy, a bait for their favourite

foible, and who so besotted as they? Stir their feelings, and farewel to

their prudence! The understanding operates as a motive to action only in

the silence of the passions. I have heard people of a sanguine

temperament reproached with betting according to their wishes, instead

of their opinion who should win: and I have seen those who reproached

them do the very same thing the instant their own vanity or prejudices

were concerned. The most mechanical people, once thrown off their

balance, are the most extravagant and fantastical. What passion is there

so unmeaning and irrational as avarice itself? The Dutch went mad for

tulips, and — — for love!—To return to what was said a little way back,

a question might be started, whether, as thought relates to the whole

circumference of things and interests, and business is confined to a

very small part of them, viz. to a knowledge of a man’s own affairs and

the making of his own fortune, whether a talent for the latter will not

generally exist in proportion to the narrowness and grossness of his

ideas, nothing drawing his attention out of his own sphere, or giving

him an interest except in those things which he can realise and bring

home to himself in the most undoubted shape? To the man of business all

the world is a Fable but the Stock-Exchange: to the money-getter nothing

has a real existence that he cannot convert into a tangible feeling,

that he does not recognise as property, that he cannot ‘measure with a

two-foot rule or count upon ten fingers.’ The want of thought, of

imagination, drives the practical man upon immediate realities: to the

poet or philosopher all is real and interesting that is true or

possible, that can reach in its consequences to others, or be made a

subject of curious speculation to himself!

But is it right, then, to judge of action by the quantity of thought

implied in it, any more than it would be to condemn a life of

contemplation for being inactive? Or, has not every thing a source and

principle of its own, to which we should refer it, and not to the

principles of other things? He who succeeds in any pursuit in which

others fail, may be presumed to have qualities of some sort or other

which they are without. If he has not brilliant wit, he may have solid

sense; if he has not subtlety of understanding, he may have energy and

firmness of purpose: if he has only a few advantages, he may have

modesty and prudence to make the most of what he possesses. Propriety is

one great matter in the conduct of life; which, though like a graceful

carriage of the body it is neither definable nor striking at first

sight, is the result of finely balanced feelings, and lends a secret

strength and charm to the whole character.

—_Quicquid agit, quoquo vestigia vertit,

Componit furtim, subsequiturque decor._

There are more ways than one in which the various faculties of the mind

may unfold themselves. Neither words, nor ideas reducible to words,

constitute the utmost limit of human capacity. Man is not a merely

talking nor a merely reasoning animal. Let us then take him as he is,

instead of ‘curtailing him of nature’s fair proportions’ to suit our

previous notions. Doubtless, there are great characters both in active

and contemplative life. There have been heroes as well as sages,

legislators and founders of religion, historians and able statesmen and

generals, inventors of useful arts and instruments, and explorers of

undiscovered countries, as well as writers and readers of books. It will

not do to set all these aside under any fastidious or pedantic

distinction. Comparisons are odious, because they are impertinent, and

lead only to the discovery of defects by making one thing the standard

of another which has no relation to it. If, as some one proposed, we

were to institute an inquiry, ‘Which was the greatest man, Milton or

Cromwell, Buonaparte or Rubens?’—we should have all the authors and

artists on one side, and all the military men and the whole diplomatic

body on the other, who would set to work with all their might to pull in

pieces the idol of the other party, and the longer the dispute

continued, the more would each grow dissatisfied with his favourite,

though determined to allow no merit to any one else. The mind is not

well competent to take in the full impression of more than one style of

excellence or one extraordinary character at once; contradictory claims

puzzle and stupefy it; and however admirable any individual may be in

himself, and unrivalled in his particular way, yet if we try him by

others in a totally opposite class, that is, if we consider not what he

was but what he was not, he will be found to be nothing. We do not

reckon up the excellences on either side, for then these would satisfy

the mind and put an end to the comparison: we have no way of exclusively

setting up our favourite but by running down his supposed rival; and for

the gorgeous hues of Rubens, the lofty conceptions of Milton, the deep

policy and cautious daring of Cromwell, or the dazzling exploits and

fatal ambition of the modern chieftain, the poet is transformed into a

pedant, the artist sinks into a mechanic, the politician turns out no

better than a knave, and the hero is exalted into a madman. It is as

easy to get the start of our antagonist in argument by frivolous and

vexatious objections to one side of the question, as it is difficult to

do full and heaped justice to the other. If I am asked which is the

greatest of those who have been the greatest in different ways, I answer

the one that we happen to be thinking of at the time, for while that is

the case, we can conceive of nothing higher. If there is a propensity in

the vulgar to admire the achievements of personal prowess or instances

of fortunate enterprise too much, it cannot be denied that those who

have to weigh out and dispense the meed of fame in books, have been too

much disposed, by a natural bias, to confine all merit and talent to the

productions of the pen, or at least to those works which, being

artificial or abstract representations of things, are transmitted to

posterity, and cried up as models in their kind. This, though

unavoidable, is hardly just. Actions pass away and are forgotten, or are

only discernible in their effects: conquerors, statesmen, and kings live

but by their names stamped on the page of history. Hume says rightly

that more people think about Virgil and Homer (and that continually)

than ever trouble their heads about Cæsar or Alexander. In fact, poets

are a longer-lived race than heroes: they breathe more of the air of

immortality. They survive more entire in their thoughts and acts. We

have all that Virgil or Homer did, as much as if we had lived at the

same time with them: we can hold their works in our hands, or lay them

on our pillows, or put them to our lips. Scarcely a trace of what the

others did is left upon the earth, so as to be visible to common eyes.

The one, the dead authors, are living men, still breathing and moving in

their writings. The others, the conquerors of the world, are but the

ashes in an urn. The sympathy (so to speak) between thought and thought

is more intimate and vital than that between thought and action. Thought

is linked to thought as flame kindles into flame: the tribute of

admiration to the _manes_ of departed heroism is like burning incense in

a marble monument. Words, ideas, feelings, with the progress of time

harden into substances: things, bodies, actions, moulder away, or melt

into a sound, into thin air! Yet though the Schoolmen in the middle ages

disputed more about the texts of Aristotle than the battle of Arbela,

perhaps Alexander’s Generals in his life-time admired his pupil as much,

and liked him better. For not only a man’s actions are effaced and

vanish with him; his virtues and generous qualities die with him

also:—his intellect only is immortal, and bequeathed unimpaired to

posterity. Words are the only things that last for ever.

If however the empire of words and general knowledge is more durable in

proportion as it is abstracted and attenuated, it is less immediate and

dazzling: if authors are as good after they are dead as when they were

living, while living they might as well be dead: and moreover with

respect to actual ability, to write a book is not the only proof of

taste, sense, or spirit, as pedants would have us suppose. To do any

thing well, to paint a picture, to fight a battle, to make a plough or a

threshing-machine, requires, one would think, as much skill and judgment

as to talk about or write a description of it when done. Words are

universal, intelligible signs, but they are not the only real, existing

things. Did not Julius Cæsar shew himself as much of a man in conducting

his campaigns as in composing his Commentaries? Or was the Retreat of

the Ten Thousand under Xenophon, or his work of that name, the most

consummate performance? Or would not Lovelace, supposing him to have

existed and to have conceived and executed all his fine stratagems on

the spur of the occasion, have been as clever a fellow as Richardson,

who invented them in cold blood? If to conceive and describe an heroic

character is the height of a literary ambition, we can hardly make it

out that to be and to do all that the wit of man can feign, is nothing.

To use means to ends, to set causes in motion, to wield the machine of

society, to subject the wills of others to your own, to manage abler men

than yourself by means of that which is stronger in them than their

wisdom, _viz._ their weakness and their folly, to calculate the

resistance of ignorance and prejudice to your designs, and by obviating

to turn them to account, to foresee a long, obscure, and complicated

train of events, of chances and openings of success, to unwind the web

of others’ policy, and weave your own out of it, to judge of the effects

of things not in the abstract but with reference to all their bearings,

ramifications and impediments, to understand character thoroughly, to

see latent talent or lurking treachery, to know mankind for what they

are, and use them as they deserve, to have a purpose steadily in view

and to effect it after removing every obstacle, to master others and be

true to yourself, asks power and knowledge, both nerves and brain.

Such is the sort of talent that may be shewn, and that has been

possessed by the great leaders on the stage of the world. To accomplish

great things argues, I imagine, great resolution: to design great things

implies no common mind. Ambition is in some sort genius. Though I would

rather wear out my life in arguing a broad speculative question than in

caballing for the election to a wardmote, or canvassing for votes in a

rotten borough, yet I should think that the loftiest Epicurean

philosopher might descend from his punctilio to identify himself with

the support of a great principle, or to prop a falling state. This is

what the legislators and founders of empire did of old; and the

permanence of their institutions shewed the depth of the principles from

which they emanated. A tragic poem is not the worse for acting well: if

it will not bear this test, it savours of effeminacy. Well-digested

schemes will stand the touchstone of experience. Great thoughts reduced

to practice become great acts. Again, great acts grow out of great

occasions, and great occasions spring from great principles, working

changes in society, and tearing it up by the roots. But still I conceive

that a genius for action depends essentially on the strength of the will

rather than on that of the understanding; that the long-headed

calculation of causes and consequences arises from the energy of the

first cause, which is the will, setting others in motion and prepared to

anticipate the results; that its sagacity is activity delighting in

meeting difficulties and adventures more than half way, and its wisdom

courage not to shrink from danger, but to redouble its efforts with

opposition. Its humanity, if it has much, is magnanimity to spare the

vanquished, exulting in power but not prone to mischief, with good sense

enough to be aware of the instability of fortune, and with some regard

to reputation. What may serve as a criterion to try this question by is

the following consideration, that we sometimes find as remarkable a

deficiency of the speculative faculty coupled with great strength of

will and consequent success in active life, as we do a want of voluntary

power and total incapacity for business, frequently joined to the

highest mental qualifications. In some cases it will happen that ‘to be

wise, is to be obstinate.’ If you are deaf to reason but stick to your

own purposes, you will tire others out, and bring them over to your way

of thinking. Self-will and blind prejudice are the best defence of

actual power and exclusive advantages. The forehead of the late king was

not remarkable for the character of intellect, but the lower part of his

face was expressive of strong passions and fixed resolution. Charles Fox

had an animated, intelligent eye, and brilliant, elastic forehead (with

a nose indicating fine taste), but the lower features were weak,

unsettled, fluctuating, and without _purchase_—it was in them the Whigs

were defeated. What a fine iron binding Buonaparte had round his face,

as if it had been cased in steel! What sensibility about the mouth! What

watchful penetration in the eye! What a smooth, unruffled forehead! Mr.

Pitt, with little sunken eyes, had a high, retreating forehead, and a

nose expressing pride and aspiring self-opinion: it was on that (with

submission) that he suspended the decisions of the House of Commons, and

dangled the Opposition as he pleased. Lord Castlereagh is a man rather

deficient than redundant in words and topics. He is not (any more than

St. Augustine was, in the opinion of La Fontaine) so great a wit as

Rabelais, nor is he so great a philosopher as Aristotle: but he has that

in him which is not to be trifled with. He has a noble mask of a face

(not well filled up in the expression, which is relaxed and dormant),

with a fine person and manner. On the strength of these he hazards his

speeches in the House. He has also a knowledge of mankind, and of the

composition of the House. He takes a thrust which he cannot parry on his

shield—is ‘all tranquillity and smiles’ under a volley of abuse, sees

when to pay a compliment to a wavering antagonist, soothes the melting

mood of his hearers, or gets up a speech full of indignation, and knows

how to bestow his attentions on that great public body, whether he

wheedles or bullies, so as to bring it to compliance. With a long reach

of undefined purposes (the result of a temper too indolent for thought,

too violent for repose) he has equal perseverance and pliancy in

bringing his objects to pass. I would rather be Lord Castlereagh, as far

as a sense of power is concerned (principle is out of the question),

than such a man as Mr. Canning, who is a mere fluent sophist, and never

knows the limits of discretion, or the effect which will be produced by

what he says, except as far as florid common-places may be depended on.

Buonaparte is referred by Mr. Coleridge to the class of active rather

than of intellectual characters: and Cowley has left an invidious but

splendid eulogy on Oliver Cromwell, which sets out on much the same

principle. ‘What,’ he says, ‘can be more extraordinary, than that a

person of mean birth, no fortune, no eminent qualities of body, which

have sometimes, or of mind, which have often raised men to the highest

dignities, should have the courage to attempt, and the happiness to

succeed in, so improbable a design, as the destruction of one of the

most ancient and most solidly-founded monarchies upon the earth? That he

should have the power or boldness to put his prince and master to an

open and infamous death; to banish that numerous and strongly-allied

family; to do all this under the name and wages of a Parliament; to

trample upon them too as he pleased, and spurn them out of doors when he

grew weary of them; to raise up a new and unheard-of monster out of

their ashes; to stifle that in the very infancy, and set up himself

above all things that ever were called sovereign in England; to oppress

all his enemies by arms, and all his friends afterwards by artifice; to

serve all parties patiently for a while, and to command them

victoriously at last; to over-run each corner of the three nations, and

overcome with equal facility both the riches of the south and the

poverty of the north; to be feared and courted by all foreign princes,

and adopted a brother to the Gods of the earth; to call together

Parliaments with a word of his pen, and scatter them again with the

breath of his mouth; to be humbly and daily petitioned that he would

please to be hired, at the rate of two millions a year, to be the master

of those who had hired him before to be their servant; to have the

estates and lives of three kingdoms as much at his disposal, as was the

little inheritance of his father, and to be as noble and liberal in the

spending of them; and lastly, (for there is no end of all the particular

of his glory) to bequeath all this with one word to his posterity; to

die with peace at home, and triumph abroad; to be buried among kings,

and with more than regal solemnity; and to leave a name behind him, not

to be extinguished but with the whole world; which as it is now too

little for his praises, so might have been too [narrow] for his

conquests, if the short line of his human life could have been stretched

out to the extent of his immortal designs!’

Cromwell was a bad speaker and a worse writer. Milton wrote his

dispatches for him in elegant and erudite Latin: and the pen of the one,

like the sword of the other, was ‘sharp and sweet.’ We have not that

union in modern times of the heroic and literary character which was

common among the ancients. Julius Cæsar and Xenophon recorded their own

acts with equal clearness of style and modesty of temper. The Duke of

Wellington (worse off than Cromwell) is obliged to get Mr. Mudford to

write the History of his Life. Sophocles, Æschylus, and Socrates, were

distinguished for their military prowess among their contemporaries,

though now only remembered for what they did in poetry and philosophy.

Cicero and Demosthenes, the two greatest orators of antiquity, appear to

have been cowards: Nor does Horace seem to give a very favourable

picture of his martial achievements. But in general there was not that

division in the labours of the mind and body among the Greeks and Romans

that has been introduced among us either by the progress of civilisation

or by a greater slowness and inaptitude of parts. The French, for

instance, appear to unite a number of accomplishments, the literary

character and the man of the world, better than we do. Among us, a

scholar is almost another name for a pedant or a clown: it is not so

with them. Their philosophers and wits went into the world, and mingled

in the society of the fair. Of this there needs no other proof than the

spirited print of most of the great names in French literature, to whom

Moliere is reading a comedy in the presence of the celebrated Ninon de

l’Enclos. D’Alembert, one of the first mathematicians of his age, was a

wit, a man of gallantry and letters. With us a learned man is absorbed

in himself and some particular study, and minds nothing else. There is

something ascetic and impracticable in his very constitution, and he

answers to the description of the Monk in Spenser—

‘From every work he challenged essoin

For contemplation’s sake’—

Perhaps the superior importance attached to the institutions of

religion, as well as the more abstracted and visionary nature of its

objects, has led (as a general result) to a wider separation between

thought and action in modern times.—Ambition is of a higher and more

heroic strain than avarice. Its objects are nobler, and the means by

which it attains its ends less mechanical.

‘Better be lord of them that riches have,

Than riches have myself, and be their servile slave.’

The incentive to ambition is the love of power; the spur to avarice is

either the fear of poverty, or a strong desire of self-indulgence. The

amassers of fortunes seem divided into two opposite classes, lean,

penurious-looking mortals, or jolly fellows who are determined to get

possession of, because they want to enjoy, the good things of the world.

The one have famine and a work-house always before their eyes, the

others, in the fulness of their persons and the robustness of their

constitutions, seem to bespeak the reversion of a landed estate, rich

acres, fat beeves, a substantial mansion, costly clothing, a chine and

turkey, choice wines, and all other good things consonant to the wants

and full-fed desires of their bodies. Such men charm fortune by the

sleekness of their aspects and the goodly rotundity of their honest

faces, as the others scare away poverty by their wan, meagre looks. The

last starve themselves into riches by care and carking: the first eat,

drink, and sleep their way into the good things of this life. The

greatest number of _warm_ men in the city are good, jolly fellows. Look

at Sir William — —Callipash and callipee are written in his face: he

rolls about his unwieldy bulk in a sea of turtle-soup. How many haunches

of venison does he carry on his back! He is larded with jobs and

contracts; he is stuffed and swelled out with layers of bank-notes, and

invitations to dinner! His face hangs out a flag of defiance to

mischance: the roguish twinkle in his eye with which he lures half the

city and beats Alderman — hollow, is a smile reflected from heaps of

unsunned gold! Nature and Fortune are not so much at variance as to

differ about this fellow. To enjoy the good the Gods provide us, is to

deserve it. Nature meant him for a Knight, Alderman, and City-Member;

and Fortune laughed to see the goodly person and prospects of the

man![32]—I am not, from certain early prejudices, much given to admire

the ostentatious marks of wealth (there are persons enough to admire

them without me)—but I confess, there is something in the look of the

old banking-houses in Lombard Street, the posterns covered with mud, the

doors opening sullenly and silently, the absence of all pretence, the

darkness and the gloom within, the gleaming of lamps in the day-time,

‘Like a faint shadow of uncertain light,’

that almost realises the poetical conception of the cave of Mammon in

Spenser, where dust and cobwebs concealed the roofs and pillars of solid

gold, and lifts the mind quite off its ordinary hinges. The account of

the manner in which the founder of Guy’s Hospital accumulated his

immense wealth has always to me something romantic in it, from the same

force of contrast. He was a little shopkeeper, and out of his savings

bought Bibles, and purchased seamen’s tickets in Queen Anne’s wars, by

which he left a fortune of two hundred thousand pounds. The story

suggests the idea of a magician; nor is there anything in the Arabian

Nights that looks more like a fiction.

ESSAY XII

ON WILL-MAKING

Few things show the human character in a more ridiculous light than the

circumstance of will-making. It is the latest opportunity we have of

exercising the natural perversity of the disposition, and we take care

to make a good use of it. We husband it with jealousy, put it off as

long as we can, and then use every precaution that the world shall be no

gainer by our deaths. This last act of our lives seldom belies the

former tenor of them, for stupidity, caprice, and unmeaning spite. All

that we seem to think of is to manage matters so (in settling accounts

with those who are so unmannerly as to survive us) as to do as little

good, and to plague and disappoint as many people as possible.

Many persons have a superstition on the subject of making their last

will and testament, and think that when every thing is ready signed and

sealed, there is nothing farther left to delay their departure. I have

heard of an instance of one person who having a feeling of this kind on

his mind, and being teazed into making his will by those about him,

actually fell ill with pure apprehension, and thought he was going to

die in good earnest, but having executed the deed over-night, awoke, to

his great surprise, the next morning, and found himself as well as ever

he was.[33] An elderly gentleman possessed of a good estate and the same

idle notion, and who found himself in a dangerous way, was anxious to do

this piece of justice to those who remained behind him, but when it came

to the point, his heart failed him, and his nervous fancies returned in

full force:—even on his death-bed he still held back and was averse to

sign what he looked upon as his own death-warrant, and just at the last

gasp, amidst the anxious looks and silent upbraidings of friends and

relatives that surrounded him, he summoned resolution to hold out his

feeble hand which was guided by others to trace his name, and he fell

back—a corpse! If there is any pressing reason for it, that is, if any

particular person would be relieved from a state of harassing

uncertainty, or materially benefited by their making a will, the old and

infirm (who do not like to be put out of their way) generally make this

an excuse to themselves for putting it off to the very last moment,

probably till it is too late: or where this is sure to make the greatest

number of blank faces, contrive to give their friends the slip, without

signifying their final determination in their favour. Where some

unfortunate individual has been kept long in suspense, who has been

perhaps sought out for that very purpose, and who may be in a great

measure dependent on this as a last resource, it is nearly a certainty

that there will be no will to be found; no trace, no sign to discover

whether the person dying thus intestate ever had any intention of the

sort, or why they relinquished it. This it is to bespeak the thoughts

and imaginations of others for victims after we are dead, as well as

their persons and expectations for hangers-on while we are living. A

celebrated beauty of the middle of the last century, towards its close

sought out a female relative, the friend and companion of her youth, who

had lived during the forty years of their separation in rather

straitened circumstances, and in a situation which admitted of some

alleviations. Twice they met after that long lapse of time—once her

relation visited her in the splendour of a rich old family-mansion, and

once she crossed the country to become an inmate of the humble dwelling

of her early and only remaining friend. What was this for? Was it to

revive the image of her youth in the pale and careworn face of her

friend? Or was it to display the decay of her charms and recal her

long-forgotten triumphs to the memory of the only person who could bear

witness to them? Was it to show the proud remains of herself to those

who remembered or had often heard what she was—her skin like shrivelled

alabaster, her emaciated features chiseled by nature’s finest hand, her

eyes that when a smile lighted them up, still shone like diamonds, the

vermilion hues that still bloomed among wrinkles? Was it to talk of

bone-lace, of the flounces and brocades of the last century, of

race-balls in the year 62, and of the scores of lovers that had died at

her feet, and to set whole counties in a flame again, only with a dream

of faded beauty? Whether it was for this, or whether she meant to leave

her friend any thing (as was indeed expected, all things considered, not

without reason) nobody knows—for she never breathed a syllable on the

subject herself, and died without a will. The accomplished coquet of

twenty, who had pampered hopes only to kill them, who had kindled

rapture with a look and extinguished it with a breath, could find no

better employment at seventy than to revive the fond recollections and

raise up the drooping hopes of her kinswoman only to let them fall—to

rise no more. Such is the delight we have in trifling with and

tantalising the feelings of others by the exquisite refinements, the

studied sleights of love or friendship!

Where a property is actually bequeathed, supposing the circumstances of

the case and the usages of society to leave a practical discretion to

the testator, it is most frequently in such portions as can be of the

least service. Where there is much already, much is given; where much is

wanted, little or nothing. Poverty invites a sort of pity, a miserable

dole of assistance; necessity neglect and scorn; wealth attracts and

allures to itself more wealth, by natural association of ideas, or by

that innate love of inequality and injustice, which is the favourite

principle of the imagination. Men like to collect money into large heaps

in their life-time: they like to leave it in large heaps after they are

dead. They grasp it into their own hands, not to use it for their own

good, but to hoard, to lock it up, to make an object, an idol, and a

wonder of it. Do you expect them to distribute it so as to do others

good; that they will like those who come after them better than

themselves; that if they were willing to pinch and starve themselves,

they will not deliberately defraud their sworn friends and nearest

kindred of what would be of the utmost use to them? No, they will thrust

their heaps of gold and silver into the hands of others (as their

proxies) to keep for them untouched, still increasing, still of no use

to any one, but to pamper pride and avarice, to glitter in the huge,

watchful, insatiable eye of fancy, to be deposited as a new offering at

the shrine of Mammon, their God—this is with them to put it to its

intelligible and proper use, this is fulfilling a sacred, indispensable

duty, this cheers them in the solitude of the grave, and throws a gleam

of satisfaction across the stony eye of death. But to think of

frittering it down, of sinking it in charity, of throwing it away on the

idle claims of humanity, where it would no longer peer in monumental

pomp over their heads; and that too when on the point of death

themselves, _in articulo mortis_, oh! it would be madness, waste,

extravagance, impiety! Thus worldlings feel and argue without knowing

it; and while they fancy they are studying their own interest or that of

some booby successor, their _alter idem_, are but the dupes and puppets

of a favourite idea, a phantom, a prejudice, that must be kept up

somewhere (no matter where) if it still plays before and haunts their

imagination while they have sense or understanding left—to cling to

their darling follies.

There was a remarkable instance of this tendency _to the heap_, this

desire to cultivate an abstract passion for wealth, in a will of one of

the Thellusons some time back. This will went to keep the greater part

of a large property from the use of the natural heirs and next-of-kin

for a length of time, and to let it accumulate at compound interest in

such a way and so long, that it would at last mount up in value to the

purchase-money of a whole county. The interest accruing from the funded

property or the rent of the lands at certain periods was to be employed

to purchase other estates, other parks and manors in the neighbourhood

or farther off, so that the prospect of the future demesne that was to

devolve at some distant time to the unborn lord of acres, swelled and

enlarged itself, like a sea, circle without circle, vista beyond vista,

till the imagination was staggered, and the mind exhausted. Now here was

a scheme for the accumulation of wealth, and for laying the foundation

of family-aggrandisement purely imaginary, romantic—one might almost say

disinterested. The vagueness, the magnitude, the remoteness of the

object, the resolute sacrifice of all immediate and gross advantages,

clothe it with the privileges of an abstract idea, so that the project

has the air of a fiction or of a story in a novel. It was an instance of

what might be called posthumous avarice, like the love of posthumous

fame. It had little more to do with selfishness than if the testator had

appropriated the same sums in the same way to build a pyramid, to

construct an aqueduct, to endow an hospital, or effect any other

patriotic or merely fantastic purpose. He wished to heap up a pile of

wealth (millions of acres) in the dim horizon of future years, that

could be of no use to him or to those with whom he was connected by

positive and personal ties, but as a crotchet of the brain, a gew-gaw of

the fancy.[34] Yet to enable himself to put this scheme in execution, he

had perhaps toiled and watched all his life, denied himself rest, food,

pleasure, liberty, society, and persevered with the patience and

self-denial of a martyr. I have insisted on this point the more, to shew

how much of the imaginary and speculative there is interfused even in

those passions and purposes which have not the good of others for their

object, and how little reason this honest citizen and builder of castles

in the air would have had to treat those who devoted themselves to the

pursuit of fame, to obloquy and persecution for the sake of truth and

liberty, or who sacrificed their lives for their country in a just

cause, as visionaries and enthusiasts, who did not understand what was

properly due to their own interest and the securing of the main-chance.

Man is not the creature of sense and selfishness, even in those pursuits

which grow up out of that origin, so much as of imagination, custom,

passion, whim, and humour.

I have heard of a singular instance of a will made by a person who was

addicted to a habit of lying. He was so notorious for this propensity

(not out of spite or cunning, but as a gratuitous exercise of

invention), that from a child no one could ever believe a syllable he

uttered. From the want of any dependence to be placed on him, he became

the jest and bye-word of the school where he was brought up. The last

act of his life did not disgrace him. For having gone abroad, and

falling into a dangerous decline, he was advised to return home. He paid

all that he was worth for his passage, went on ship-board, and employed

the few remaining days he had to live in making and executing his will;

in which he bequeathed large estates in different parts of England,

money in the funds, rich jewels, rings, and all kinds of valuables, to

his old friends and acquaintance, who not knowing how far the force of

nature could go, were not for some time convinced that all this fairy

wealth had never had an existence any where but in the idle coinage of

his brain whose whims and projects were no more! The extreme keeping in

this character is only to be accounted for by supposing such an original

constitutional levity as made truth entirely indifferent to him, and the

serious importance attached to it by others an object of perpetual sport

and ridicule!

The art of will-making chiefly consists in baffling the importunity of

expectation. I do not so much find fault with this when it is done as a

punishment and oblique satire on servility and selfishness. It is in

that case _Diamond cut Diamond_—a trial of skill between the

legacy-hunter and the legacy-maker, which shall fool the other. The

cringing toad-eater, the officious tale-bearer, is perhaps well paid for

years of obsequious attendance with a bare mention and a mourning-ring;

nor can I think that Gil Blas’ library was not quite as much as the

coxcombry of his pretensions deserved. There are some admirable scenes

in Ben Jonson’s Volpone, shewing the humours of a legacy-hunter, and the

different ways of fobbing him off with excuses and assurances of not

being forgotten. Yet it is hardly right after all, to encourage this

kind of pitiful, barefaced intercourse, without meaning to pay for it;

as the coquette has no right to jilt the lovers she has trifled with.

Flattery and submission are marketable commodities like any other, have

their price, and ought scarcely to be obtained under false pretences. If

we see through and despise the wretched creature that attempts to impose

on our credulity, we can at any time dispense with his services; if we

are soothed by this mockery of respect and friendship, why not pay him

like any other drudge, or as we satisfy the actor who performs a part in

a play by our particular desire? But often these premeditated

disappointments are as unjust as they are cruel, and are marked with

circumstances of indignity, in proportion to the worth of the object.

The suspecting, the taking it for granted that your name is down in the

will, is sufficient provocation to have it struck out: the hinting at an

obligation, the consciousness of it on the part of the testator, will

make him determined to avoid the formal acknowledgment of it, at any

expence. The disinheriting of relations is mostly for venial offences,

not for base actions: we punish out of pique, to revenge some case in

which we have been disappointed of our wills, some act of disobedience

to what had no reasonable ground to go upon; and we are obstinate in

adhering to our resolution, as it was sudden and rash, and doubly bent

on asserting our authority in what we have least right to interfere in.

It is the wound inflicted upon our self-love, not the stain upon the

character of the thoughtless offender, that calls for condign

punishment. Crimes, vices may go unchecked, or unnoticed: but it is the

laughing at our weaknesses, or thwarting our humours, that is never to

be forgotten. It is not the errors of others, but our own

miscalculations, on which we wreak our lasting vengeance. It is

ourselves that we cannot forgive. In the will of Nicholas Gimcrack, the

virtuoso recorded in the Tatler, we learn, among other items, that his

eldest son is cut off with a single cockle-shell for his undutiful

behaviour in laughing at his little sister whom his father kept

preserved in spirits of wine. Another of his relations has a collection

of grasshoppers bequeathed him, as in the testator’s opinion an adequate

reward and acknowledgment due to his merit. The whole will of the said

Nicholas Gimcrack, Esq. is a curious document and exact picture of the

mind of the worthy virtuoso defunct, where his various follies,

littlenesses, and quaint humours are set forth, as orderly and distinct

as his butterflies’ wings and cockle-shells and skeletons of fleas in

glass-cases.[35] We often successfully try in this way to give the

finishing stroke to our pictures, hang up our weaknesses in perpetuity,

and embalm our mistakes in the memories of others.

‘Even from the tomb the voice of nature cries,

Even in our ashes live their wonted fires.’

I shall not speak here of unwarrantable commands imposed upon survivors,

by which they were to carry into effect the sullen and revengeful

purposes of unprincipled men, after they had breathed their last; but we

meet with continual examples of the desire to keep up the farce (if not

the tragedy) of life, after we, the performers in it, have quitted the

stage, and to have our parts rehearsed by proxy. We thus make a caprice

immortal, a peculiarity proverbial. Hence we see the number of legacies

and fortunes left, on condition that the legatee shall take the name and

style of the testator, by which device we provide for the continuance of

the sounds that formed our names, and endow them with an estate, that

they may be repeated with proper respect. In the Memoirs of an Heiress,

all the difficulties of the plot turn on the necessity imposed by a

clause in her uncle’s will that her future husband should take the

family-name of Beverley. Poor Cecilia! What delicate perplexities she

was thrown into by this improvident provision; and with what minute,

endless, intricate distresses has the fair authoress been enabled to

harrow up the reader on this account! There was a Sir Thomas Dyot in the

reign of Charles II. who left the whole range of property which forms

Dyot-street, in St. Giles’s, and the neighbourhood, on the sole and

express condition that it should be appropriated entirely to that sort

of buildings, and to the reception of that sort of population, which

still keeps undisputed, undivided possession of it. The name was changed

the other day to George-street as a more genteel appellation, which, I

should think, is an indirect forfeiture of the estate. This Sir Thomas

Dyot I should be disposed to put upon the list of old English

worthies—as humane, liberal, and no flincher from what he took in his

head. He was no common-place man in his line. He was the best

commentator on that old-fashioned text—‘The foxes have holes, and the

birds of the air have nests, but the Son of man hath not where to lay

his head.’—We find some that are curious in the mode in which they shall

be buried, and others in the place. Lord Camelford had his remains

buried under an ash-tree that grew on one of the mountains in

Switzerland; and Sir Francis Bourgeois had a little mausoleum built for

him in the College at Dulwich, where he once spent a pleasant, jovial

day with the master and wardens[36]. It is, no doubt, proper to attend,

except for strong reasons to the contrary, to these sort of requests;

for by breaking faith with the dead, we loosen the confidence of the

living. Besides, there is a stronger argument; we sympathise with the

dead as well as with the living, and are bound to them by the most

sacred of all ties, our own involuntary fellow-feeling with others!

Thieves, as a last donation, leave advice to their friends, physicians a

nostrum, authors a manuscript work, rakes a confession of their faith in

the virtue of the sex—all, the last dwellings of their egotism and

impertinence. One might suppose that if any thing could, the approach

and contemplation of death might bring men to a sense of reason and

self-knowledge. On the contrary, it seems only to deprive them of the

little wit they had, and to make them even more the sport of their

wilfulness and short-sightedness. Some men think that because they are

going to be hanged, they are fully authorised to declare a future state

of rewards and punishments. All either indulge their caprices or cling

to their prejudices. They make a desperate attempt to escape from

reflection by taking hold of any whim or fancy that crosses their minds,

or by throwing themselves implicitly on old habits and attachments.

An old man is twice a child: the dying man becomes the property of his

family. He has no choice left, and his voluntary power is merged in old

saws and prescriptive usages. The property we have derived from our

kindred reverts tacitly to them: and not to let it take its course, is a

sort of violence done to nature as well as custom. The idea of property,

of something in common, does not mix cordially with friendship, but is

inseparable from near relationship. We owe a return in kind, where we

feel no obligation for a favour; and consign our possessions to our next

of kin as mechanically as we lean our heads on the pillow, and go out of

the world in the same state of stupid amazement that we came into it!...

_Cætera desunt._

Oh! might that heart prove the root from which the tree of Liberty

may spring up and flourish once more, as the basil-tree grew and

grew from the cherished head of Isabella’s lover!

ESSAY XIII

ON CERTAIN INCONSISTENCIES IN SIR JOSHUA REYNOLD’S DISCOURSES

The two chief points which Sir Joshua aims at in his Discourses are to

shew that excellence in the Fine Arts is the result of pains and study,

rather than of genius, and that all beauty, grace, and grandeur are to

be found, not in actual nature, but in an idea existing in the mind. On

both these points he appears to have fallen into considerable

inconsistencies, or very great latitude of expression, so as to make it

difficult to know what conclusion to draw from his various reasonings. I

shall attempt little more in this Essay than to bring together several

passages, that from their contradictory import seem to imply some

radical defect in Sir Joshua’s theory, and a doubt as to the possibility

of placing an implicit reliance on his authority.

To begin with the first of these subjects, the question of original

genius. In the Second Discourse, On the Method of Study, Sir Joshua

observes towards the end,

‘There is one precept, however, in which I shall only be opposed by the

vain, the ignorant, and the idle. I am not afraid that I shall repeat it

too often. _You must have no dependence on your own genius._ If you have

great talents, industry will improve them: if you have but moderate

abilities, industry will supply their deficiency. Nothing is denied to

well-directed labour; nothing is to be obtained without it. Not to enter

into metaphysical discussions on the nature or essence of genius, I will

venture to assert, that assiduity unabated by difficulty, and a

disposition eagerly directed to the object of its pursuit, will produce

effects similar to those which some call the result of _natural

powers_.’—Vol. I. p. 44.

The only tendency of the maxim here laid down seems to be to lure those

students on with the hopes of excellence who have no chance of

succeeding, and to deter those who have, from relying on the only prop

and source of real excellence—the strong bent and impulse of their

natural powers. Industry alone can only produce mediocrity; but

mediocrity in art is not worth the trouble of industry. Genius, great

natural powers will give industry and ardour in the pursuit of their

proper object, but not if you divert them from that object into the

trammels of common-place mechanical labour. By this method you

neutralise all distinction of character—make a pedant of the blockhead,

and a drudge of the man of genius. What, for instance, would have been

the effect of persuading Hogarth or Rembrandt to place no dependence on

their own genius, and to apply themselves to the general study of the

different branches of the art and of every sort of excellence, with a

confidence of success proportioned to their misguided efforts, but to

destroy both those great artists? ‘You take my house when you do take

the prop that doth sustain my house!’ You undermine the superstructure

of art when you strike at its main pillar and support, confidence and

faith in nature. We might as well advise a person who had discovered a

silver or lead mine on his estate to close it up, or the common farmer

to plough up every acre he rents in the hope of discovering hidden

treasure, as advise the man of original genius to neglect his particular

vein for the study of rules and the imitation of others, or try to

persuade the man of no strong natural powers that he can supply their

deficiency by laborious application.—Sir Joshua soon after, in the Third

Discourse, alluding to the terms, _inspiration_, _genius_, _gusto_,

applied by critics and orators to painting, proceeds,

‘Such is the warmth with which both the Ancients and Moderns speak of

this divine principle of the art; but, as I have formerly observed,

enthusiastick admiration seldom promotes knowledge. Though a student by

such praise may have his attention roused and a desire excited of

running in this great career; yet it is possible that what has been said

to excite, may only serve to deter him. He examines his own mind, and

perceives there nothing of that divine inspiration, with which, he is

told, so many others have been favoured. He never travelled to heaven to

gather new ideas; and he finds himself possessed of no other

qualifications than what mere common observation and a plain

understanding can confer. Thus he becomes gloomy amidst the splendour of

figurative declamation, and thinks it hopeless to pursue an object which

he supposes out of the reach of human industry.’—Vol. I. p. 56.

Yet presently after he adds,

‘It is not easy to define in what this great style consists; nor to

describe by words the proper means of acquiring it, _if the mind of the

student should be at all capable of such an acquisition_. Could we teach

taste or genius by rules, they would be no longer taste and

genius.’—_Ibid._ p. 57.

Here then Sir Joshua admits that it is a question whether the student is

likely _to be at all capable of such an acquisition_ as the higher

excellences of art, though he had said in the passage just quoted above,

that it is within the reach of constant assiduity, and of a disposition

eagerly directed to the object of its pursuit, to effect all that is

usually considered as the result of natural powers. Is the theory which

our author means to inculcate a mere delusion, a mere arbitrary

assumption? At one moment, Sir Joshua attributes the hopelessness of the

student to attain perfection to the discouraging influence of certain

figurative and overstrained expressions, and in the next doubts his

capacity for such an acquisition under any circumstances. Would he have

him hope against hope, then? If he ‘examines his own mind and finds

nothing there of that divine inspiration, with which he is told so many

others have been favoured,’ but which he has never felt himself; if ‘he

finds himself possessed of no other qualifications’ for the highest

efforts of genius and imagination ‘than what mere common observation and

a plain understanding can confer,’ he may as well desist at once from

‘ascending the brightest heaven of invention:’—if the very idea of the

divinity of art deters instead of animating him, if the enthusiasm with

which others speak of it damps the flame in his own breast, he had

better not enter into a competition where he wants the first principle

of success, the daring to aspire and the hope to excel. He may be

assured he is not the man. Sir Joshua himself was not struck at first by

the sight of the masterpieces of the great style of art, and he seems

unconsciously to have adopted this theory to shew that he might still

have succeeded in it but for want of due application. His hypothesis

goes to this—to make the common run of his readers fancy they can do all

that can be done by genius, and to make the man of genius believe he can

only do what is to be done by mechanical rules and systematic industry.

This is not a very feasible scheme; nor is Sir Joshua sufficiently clear

and explicit in his reasoning in support of it.

In speaking of Carlo Maratti, he confesses the inefficiency of this

doctrine in a very remarkable manner:—

‘Carlo Maratti succeeded better than those I have first named, and I

think owes his superiority to the extension of his views: besides his

master Andrea Sacchi, he imitated Raffaelle, Guido, and the Caraccis. It

is true, there is nothing very captivating in Carlo Maratti; but this

proceeded from a want which cannot be completely supplied; that is, want

of strength of parts. _In this certainly men are not equal_; and a man

can bring home wares only in proportion to the capital with which he

goes to market. Carlo, by diligence, made the most of what he had: but

there was undoubtedly a heaviness about him, which extended itself

uniformly to his invention, expression, his drawing, colouring, and the

general effect of his pictures. The truth is, he never equalled any of

his patterns in any one thing, and he added little of his own.’—_Ibid._

p. 172.

Here then Reynolds, we see, fairly gives up the argument. Carlo, after

all, was a heavy hand; nor could all his diligence and his making the

most of what he had, make up for the want of ‘natural powers.’ Sir

Joshua’s good sense pointed out to him the truth in the individual

instance, though he might be led astray by a vague general theory. Such

however is the effect of a false principle that there is an evident bias

in the artist’s mind to make genius lean upon others for support,

instead of trusting to itself, and developing its own incommunicable

resources. So in treating in the Twelfth Discourse of the way in which

great artists are formed, Sir Joshua reverts very nearly to his first

position.

‘The daily food and nourishment of the mind of an Artist is found in the

great works of his predecessors. There is no other way for him to become

great himself. _Serpens, nisi serpentem comederit, non fit draco._

Raffaelle, as appears from what has been said, had carefully studied the

works of Masaccio, and indeed there was no other, if we except Michael

Angelo (whom he likewise imitated)[37] so worthy of his attention: and

though his manner was dry and hard, his compositions formal, and not

enough diversified, according to the custom of Painters in that early

period, yet his works possess that grandeur and simplicity which

accompany, and even sometimes proceed from, regularity and hardness of

manner. We must consider the barbarous state of the arts before his

time, when skill in drawing was so little understood, that the best of

the painters could not even foreshorten the foot, but every figure

appeared to stand upon his toes; and what served for drapery had, from

the hardness and smallness of the folds, too much the appearance of

cords clinging round the body. He first introduced large drapery,

flowing in an easy and natural manner: indeed he appears to be the first

who discovered the path that leads to every excellence to which the art

afterwards arrived, and may therefore be justly considered as one of the

Great Fathers of Modern Art.

‘Though I have been led on to a longer digression respecting this great

painter than I intended, yet I cannot avoid mentioning another

excellence which he possessed in a very eminent degree; he was as much

distinguished among his contemporaries for his diligence and industry,

_as he was for the natural faculties of his mind_. We are told that his

whole attention was absorbed in the pursuit of his art, and that he

acquired the name of Masaccio from his total disregard to his dress, his

person, and all the common concerns of life. He is indeed _a signal

instance of what well-directed diligence_ will do in a short time: he

lived but twenty-seven years; yet in that short space carried the art so

far beyond what it had before reached, that he appears to stand alone as

a model for his successors. Vasari gives a long catalogue of painters

and sculptors who formed their taste and learned their art, by studying

his works; among those, he names Michael Angelo, Leonardo da Vinci,

Pietro Perugino, Raffaelle, Bartolomeo, Andrea del Sarto, Il Rosso, and

Pierino del Vaga.’—Vol. II. p. 95.

Sir Joshua here again halts between two opinions. He tells us the names

of the painters who formed themselves upon Masaccio’s style: he does not

tell us on whom he formed himself. At one time the natural faculties of

his mind were as remarkable as his industry; at another he was only a

signal instance of what well-directed diligence will do in a short time.

Then again ‘he appears to have been the first who discovered the path

that leads to every excellence to which the Art afterwards arrived,’

though he is introduced in an argument to shew that ‘the daily food and

nourishment of the mind of the Artist must be found in the works of his

predecessors.’ There is something surely very wavering and

unsatisfactory in all this.

Sir Joshua, in another part of his work, endeavours to reconcile and

prop up these contradictions by a paradoxical sophism which I think

turns upon himself. He says, ‘I am on the contrary persuaded, that by

imitation only’ (by which he has just explained himself to mean the

study of other masters) ‘variety and even originality of invention is

produced. I will go further; even genius, at least, what is so called,

is the child of imitation. But as this appears to be contrary to the

general opinion, I must explain my position before I enforce it.

‘Genius is supposed to be a power of producing excellencies, which are

out of the reach of the rules of art; a power which no precepts can

teach, and which no industry can acquire.

‘This opinion of the impossibility of acquiring those beauties, which

stamp the work with the character of genius, supposes that it is

something more fixed than in reality it is; and that we always do and

ever did agree in opinion, with respect to what should be considered as

the characteristick of genius. But the truth is, that the _degree_ of

excellence which proclaims _Genius_ is different in different times and

different places; and what shows it to be so is, that mankind have often

changed their opinion upon this matter.

‘When the Arts were in their infancy, the power of merely drawing the

likeness of any object, was considered as one of its greatest efforts.

The common people, ignorant of the principles of art, talk the same

language even to this day. But when it was found that every man could be

taught to do this, and a great deal more, merely by the observance of

certain precepts; the name of Genius then shifted its application, and

was given only to him who added the peculiar character of the object he

represented; to him who had invention, expression, grace, or dignity, in

short, those qualities or excellencies, the power of producing which

could not _then_ be taught by any known and promulgated rules.

‘We are very sure that the beauty of form, the expression of the

passions, the art of composition, even the power of giving a general air

of grandeur to a work, is at present very much under the dominion of

rules. These excellencies were heretofore considered merely as the

effects of genius; and justly, if genius is not taken for inspiration,

but as the effect of close observation and experience.’—THE SIXTH

DISCOURSE, Vol. I. p. 153.

Sir Joshua began with undertaking to shew that ‘genius was the child of

the imitation of others; and now it turns out not to be inspiration

indeed, but the effect of close observation and experience.’ The whole

drift of this argument appears to be contrary to what the writer

intended; for the obvious inference is that the essence of genius

consists entirely, both in kind and degree, in the single circumstance

of originality. The very same things are or are not genius, according as

they proceed from invention or from mere imitation. In so far as a thing

is original, as it has never been done before, it acquires and it

deserves the appellation of genius: in so far as it is not original, and

is borrowed from others or taught by rule, it is not, neither is it

called, genius. This does not make much for the supposition that genius

is a traditional and second-hand quality. Because, for example, a man

without much genius can copy a picture of Michael Angelo’s, does it

follow that there was no genius in the original design, or that the

inventor and the copyist are equal? If indeed, as Sir Joshua labours to

prove, mere imitation of existing models and attention to established

rules could produce results exactly similar to those of natural powers,

if the progress of art as a learned profession were a gradual but

continual accumulation of individual excellence, instead of being a

sudden and almost miraculous start to the highest beauty and grandeur

nearly at first, and a regular declension to mediocrity ever after, then

indeed the distinction between genius and imitation would be little

worth contending for; the causes might be different, the effects would

be the same, or rather skill to avail ourselves of external advantages

would be of more importance and efficacy than the most powerful internal

resources. But as the case stands, all the great works of art have been

the offspring of individual genius, either projecting itself before the

general advances of society or striking out a separate path for itself;

all the rest is but labour in vain. For every purpose of emulation or

instruction, we go back to the original inventors, not to those who

imitated, and as it is falsely pretended, improved upon their models: or

if those who followed have at any time attained as high a rank or

surpassed their predecessors, it was not from borrowing their

excellences, but by unfolding new and exquisite powers of their own, of

which the moving principle lay in the individual mind, and not in the

stimulus afforded by previous example and general knowledge. Great

faults, it is true, may be avoided, but great excellences can never be

attained in this way. If Sir Joshua’s hypothesis of progressive

refinement in art was any thing more than a verbal fallacy, why does he

go back to Michael Angelo as the God of his idolatry? Why does he find

fault with Carlo Maratti for being heavy? Or why does he declare as

explicitly as truly, that ‘the judgment, after it has been long passive,

by degrees loses its power of becoming active when exertion is

necessary?’—Once more to point out the fluctuation in Sir Joshua’s

notions on this subject of the advantages of natural genius and

artificial study, he says, when recommending the proper objects of

ambition to the young artist—

‘My advice in a word is this: keep your principal attention fixed upon

the higher excellencies. If you compass them, and compass nothing more,

you are still in the first class. We may regret the innumerable beauties

which you may want; you may be very imperfect; but still you are an

imperfect artist of the highest order.’—Vol. I. p. 116.

This is in the Fifth Discourse. In the Seventh our artist seems to

waver, and fling a doubt on his former decision, whereby ‘it loses some

colour.’

‘Indeed perfection in an inferior style may be reasonably preferred to

mediocrity in the highest walks of art. A landscape of Claude Lorraine

_may_[38] be preferred to a history by Luca Giordano: but hence appears

the necessity of the connoisseur’s knowing in what consists the

excellency of each class, in order to judge how near it approaches to

perfection.’—_Ibid._ p. 217.

As he advances, however, he grows bolder, and altogether discards his

theory of judging of the artist by the class to which he belongs—‘But we

have the sanction of all mankind,’ he says, ‘in preferring genius in a

lower rank of art, to feebleness and insipidity in the highest.’ This is

in speaking of Gainsborough. The whole passage is excellent, and, I

should think, conclusive against the general and factitious style of art

on which he insists so much at other times.

‘On this ground, however unsafe, I will venture to prophesy, that two of

the last distinguished Painters of that country, I mean Pompeio Battoni,

and Raffaelle Mengs, however great their names may at present sound in

our ears,[39] will very soon fall into the rank of Imperiale, Sebastian

Concha, Placido Constanza, Massuccio, and the rest of their immediate

predecessors; whose names, though equally renowned in their life-time,

are now fallen into what is little short of total oblivion. I do not say

that those painters were not superior to the artist I allude to,[40] and

whose loss we lament, in a certain routine of practice, which, to the

eyes of common observers, has the air of a learned composition, and

bears a sort of superficial resemblance to the manner of the great men

who went before them. I know this perfectly well; but I know likewise,

that a man looking for real and lasting reputation must unlearn much of

the common-place method so observable in the works of the artists whom I

have named. For my own part, I confess, I take more interest in and am

more captivated with the powerful impression of nature, which

Gainsborough exhibited in his portraits and in his landscapes, and the

interesting simplicity and elegance of his little ordinary

beggar-children, than with any of the works of that School, since the

time of Andrea Sacchi, or perhaps we may say, Carlo Maratti; two

painters who may truly be said to be ULTIMI ROMANORUM.

‘I am well aware how much I lay myself open to the censure and ridicule

of the Academical professors of other nations, in preferring the humble

attempts of Gainsborough to the works of those regular graduates in the

great historical style. _But we have the sanction of all mankind in

preferring genius in a lower rank of art to feebleness and insipidity in

the highest._’—Vol. II. p. 152.

Yet this excellent artist and critic had said but a few pages before,

when working upon his theory—‘For this reason I shall beg leave to lay

before you a few thoughts on the subject; to throw out some hints that

may lead your minds to an opinion (which I take to be the true one) that

Painting is not only not to be considered as an imitation operating by

deception, but that it is, and ought to be, in many points of view and

strictly speaking, no imitation at all of external nature. Perhaps it

ought to be as far removed from the vulgar idea of imitation as the

refined civilised state in which we live is removed from a gross state

of nature; and those who have not cultivated their imaginations, which

the majority of mankind certainly have not, may be said, in regard to

arts, to continue in this state of nature. Such men will always prefer

imitation’ (the imitation of nature) ‘to that excellence which is

addressed to another faculty that they do not possess; but these are not

the persons to whom a painter is to look, any more than a judge of

morals and manners ought to refer controverted points upon those

subjects to the opinions of people taken from the banks of the Ohio, or

from New Holland.’—Vol. II. p. 119.

In opposition to the sentiment here expressed, that ‘Painting is and

ought to be, in many points of view and strictly speaking, no imitation

at all of external nature,’ it is emphatically said in another

place—‘Nature is and must be the fountain which alone is inexhaustible;

and from which all excellencies must originally flow.’—Discourse VI.

Vol. I. p. 162.

I cannot undertake to reconcile so many contradictions, nor do I think

it an easy task for the student to derive any simple or intelligible

clue from these conflicting authorities and broken hints in the

prosecution of his art. Sir Joshua appears to have imbibed from others

(Burke or Johnson) a spurious metaphysical notion that art was to be

preferred to nature, and learning to genius, with which his own good

sense and practical observation were continually at war, but from which

he only emancipates himself for a moment to relapse into the same error

again shortly after.[41] The conclusion of the Twelfth Discourse is, I

think, however, a triumphant and unanswerable denunciation of his own

favourite paradox on the objects and study of art.

‘Those artists,’ (he says with a strain of eloquent truth,) ‘who have

quitted the service of nature, (whose service, when well understood, is

_perfect freedom_,) and have put themselves under the direction of I

know not what capricious fantastical mistress, who fascinates and

overpowers their whole mind, and from whose dominion there are no hopes

of their being ever reclaimed (since they appear perfectly satisfied,

and not at all conscious of their forlorn situation) like the

transformed followers of Comus.

“Not once perceive their foul disfigurement;

But boast themselves more comely than before.”

‘Methinks, such men, who have found out so short a path, have no reason

to complain of the shortness of life and the extent of art; since life

is so much longer than is wanted for their improvement, or is indeed

necessary for the accomplishment of their idea of perfection.[42] On the

contrary, he who recurs to nature, at every recurrence renews his

strength. The rules of art he is never likely to forget: they are few

and simple: but Nature is refined, subtle, and infinitely various,

beyond the power and retention of memory; it is necessary therefore to

have continual recourse to her. In this intercourse, there is no end of

his improvement: the longer he lives, the nearer he approaches to the

true and perfect idea of Art.’—Vol. II. p. 108.

ESSAY XIV

THE SAME SUBJECT CONTINUED

The first inquiry which runs through Sir Joshua Reynolds’s Discourses

is, whether the student ought to look at nature with his own eyes or

with the eyes of others, and on the whole, he apparently inclines to the

latter. The second question is, what is to be understood by nature;

whether it is a general and abstract idea, or an aggregate of

particulars; and he strenuously maintains the former of these positions.

Yet it is not easy always to determine how far or with what precise

limitations he does so.

The first germ of his speculations on this subject is to be found in two

papers in the Idler. In the last paragraph of the second of these, he

says,

‘If it has been proved that the Painter, by attending to the invariable

and general ideas of nature, produces beauty, he must, by regarding

minute particularities and accidental discriminations, deviate from the

universal rule, and pollute his canvas with deformity.’—See Works, Vol.

II. p. 242.

In answer to this, I would say that deformity is not the being varied in

the particulars, in which all things differ (for on this principle all

nature, which is made up of individuals, would be a heap of deformity)

but in violating general rules, in which they all or almost all agree.

Thus there are no two noses in the world exactly alike, or without a

great variety of subordinate parts, which may still be handsome, but a

face without any nose at all, or a nose (like that of a mask) without

any particularity in the details, would be a great deformity in art or

nature. Sir Joshua seems to have been led into his notions on this

subject either by an ambiguity of terms, or by taking only one view of

nature. He supposes grandeur, or the general effect of the whole, to

consist in leaving out the particular details, because these details are

sometimes found without any grandeur of effect, and he therefore

conceives the two things to be irreconcileable and the alternatives of

each other. This is very imperfect reasoning. If the mere leaving out

the details constituted grandeur, any one could do this: the greatest

dauber would at that rate be the greatest artist. A house or

sign-painter might instantly enter the lists with Michael Angelo, and

might look down on the little, dry, hard manner of Raphael. But grandeur

depends on a distinct principle of its own, not on a negation of the

parts; and as it does not arise from their omission, so neither is it

incompatible with their insertion or the highest finishing. In fact, an

artist may give the minute particulars of any object one by one, and

with the utmost care, and totally neglect the proportions, arrangement

and general masses, on which the effect of the whole more immediately

depends; or he may give the latter, _viz._ the proportions and

arrangement of the larger parts and the general masses of light and

shade, and leave all the minuter parts of which those parts are composed

a mere blotch, one general smear, like the first crude and hasty getting

in of the ground-work of a picture: he may do either of these, or he may

combine both, that is, finish the parts, but put them in their right

places, and keep them in due subordination to the general effect and

massing of the whole. If the exclusion of the parts were necessary to

the grandeur of the whole composition, if the more entire this

exclusion, if the more like a _tabula rasa_, a vague, undefined, shadowy

and abstracted representation the picture was, the greater the grandeur,

there could be no danger of pushing this principle too far, and going

the full length of Sir Joshua’s theory without any restrictions or

mental reservations. But neither of these suppositions is true. The

greatest grandeur may co-exist with the most perfect, nay with a

microscopic accuracy of detail, as we see it does often in nature: the

greatest looseness and slovenliness of execution may be displayed

without any grandeur at all either in the outline or distribution of the

masses of colour. To explain more particularly what I mean. I have seen

and copied portraits by Titian, in which the eyebrows were marked with a

number of small strokes, like hair-lines (indeed, the hairs of which

they were composed were in a great measure given)—but did this destroy

the grandeur of expression, the truth of outline, arising from the

arrangement of these hair-lines in a given form? The grandeur, the

character, the expression remained, for the general form or arched and

expanded outline remained, just as much as if it had been daubed in with

a blacking-brush: the introduction of the internal parts and texture

only added delicacy and truth to the general and striking effect of the

whole. Surely a number of small dots or lines may be arranged into the

form of a square or a circle indiscriminately; the square or circle,

that is, the larger figure, remains the same, whether the line of which

it consists is broken or continuous; as we may see in prints where the

outlines, features, and masses remain the same in all the varieties of

mezzotinto, dotted and line engraving. If Titian in marking the

appearance of the hairs had deranged the general shape and contour of

the eyebrows, he would have destroyed the look of nature; but as he did

not, but kept both in view, he proportionately improved his copy of it.

So in what regards the masses of light and shade, the variety, the

delicate transparency and broken transitions of the tints is not

inconsistent with the greatest breadth or boldest contrasts. If the

light, for instance, is thrown strongly on one side of a face, and the

other is cast into deep shade, let the individual and various parts of

the surface be finished with the most scrupulous exactness both in the

drawing and in the colours: provided nature is not exceeded, this will

not nor cannot destroy the force and harmony of the composition. One

side of the face will still have that great and leading distinction of

being seen in shadow, and the other of being seen in the light, let the

subordinate differences be as many and as precise as they will. Suppose

a panther is painted in the sun: will it be necessary to leave out the

spots to produce breadth and the great style, or will not this be done

more effectually by painting the spots of one side of his shaggy coat as

they are seen in the light, and those of the other as they really appear

in natural shadow? the two masses are thus preserved completely, and no

offence is done to truth and nature. Otherwise we resolve the

distribution of light and shade into _local colouring_. The masses, the

grandeur exist equally in external nature with the local differences of

different colours. Yet Sir Joshua seems to argue that the grandeur, the

effect of the whole object, is confined to the general idea in the mind,

and that all the littleness and individuality is in nature. This is an

essentially false view of the subject. This grandeur, this general

effect, is indeed always combined with the details, or what our

theoretical reasoner would designate as _littleness_ in nature: and so

it ought to be in art, as far as art can follow nature with prudence and

profit. What is the fault of Denner’s style? It is, that he does _not_

give this combination of properties: that he gives only one view of

nature, that he abstracts the details, the finishing, the curiosities of

natural appearances from the general result, truth and character of the

whole, and in finishing every part with elaborate care, totally loses

sight of the more important and striking appearance of the object as it

presents itself to us in nature. He gives every part of a face; but the

shape, the expression, the light and shade of the whole is wrong, and as

far as can be from what is natural. He gives an infinite variety of

tints, but they are not the tints of the human face, nor are they

subjected to any principle of light and shade. He is different from

Rembrandt or Titian. The English school, formed on Sir Joshua’s theory,

give neither the finishing of the parts nor the effect of the whole, but

an inexplicable dumb mass without distinction or meaning. They do not do

as Denner did, and think that not to do as he did is to do as Titian and

Rembrandt did; I do not know whether they would take it as a compliment

to be supposed to imitate nature. Some few artists, it must be said,

have ‘of late reformed this indifferently among us! Oh! let them reform

it altogether!’ I have no doubt they would if they could; but I have

some doubts whether they can or not.—Before I proceed to consider the

question of beauty and grandeur as it relates to the selection of form,

I will quote a few passages from Sir Joshua with reference to what has

been said on the imitation of particular objects. In the Third Discourse

he observes, ‘I will now add that nature herself is not to be too

closely copied.... A mere copier of nature _can never produce any thing

great; can never raise and enlarge the conceptions, or warm the heart of

the spectator_. The wish of the genuine painter must be more extensive:

instead of endeavouring to amuse mankind with the minute neatness of his

imitations, he must endeavour to improve them by the grandeur of his

ideas; instead of seeking praise by deceiving the superficial sense of

the spectator, he must strive for fame by captivating the

imagination.’—Vol. I. p. 53.

From this passage it would surely seem that there was nothing in nature

but minute neatness and superficial effect: nothing great in _her_

style, for an imitator of it can produce nothing great; nothing ‘to

enlarge the conceptions or warm the heart of the spectator.’

‘What word hath passed thy lips, Adam severe?’

All that is truly grand or excellent is a figment of the imagination, a

vapid creation out of nothing, a pure effect of overlooking and scorning

the minute neatness of natural objects. This will not do. Again, Sir

Joshua lays it down without any qualification that

‘The whole beauty and grandeur of the art consists in being able to get

above all singular forms, local customs, peculiarities, and _details_ of

every kind.’—Page 58.

Yet at p. 82 we find him acknowledging a different opinion.

‘I am very ready to allow’ (he says, in speaking of history-painting)

‘that _some_ circumstances of minuteness and particularity _frequently_

tend to give an air of truth to a piece, and _to interest the spectator

in an extraordinary manner_. Such circumstances therefore cannot wholly

be rejected: but if there be any thing in the Art which requires

peculiar nicety of discernment, it is the disposition of these minute

circumstantial parts; which, according to the judgment employed in the

choice, become so useful to truth or so injurious to grandeur.’—Page 82.

That’s true; but the sweeping clause against ‘all particularities and

details of every kind’ is clearly got rid of. The undecided state of Sir

Joshua’s feelings on this subject of the incompatibility between the

whole and the details is strikingly manifested in two short passages

which follow each other in the space of two pages. Speaking of some

pictures of Paul Veronese and Rubens as distinguished by the dexterity

and the unity of style displayed in them, he adds—

‘It is by this and this alone, that the mechanical power is ennobled,

and raised much above its natural rank. And it appears to me, that with

propriety it acquires this character, as an instance of that superiority

with which mind predominates over matter, by contracting into one whole

what nature has made multifarious.’—Vol. II. p. 63.

This would imply that the principle of unity and integrity is only in

the mind, and that nature is a heap of disjointed, disconnected

particulars, a chaos of points and atoms. In the very next page, the

following sentence occurs—

‘As painting is an art, they’ (the ignorant) ‘think they ought to be

pleased in proportion as they see that art ostentatiously displayed;

they will from this supposition prefer neatness, high finishing, and

gaudy colouring, to the truth, simplicity and _unity_ of nature.’

Before, neatness and high finishing were supposed to belong exclusively

to the littleness of nature, but here truth, simplicity and unity are

her characteristics. Soon after, Sir Joshua says, ‘I should be sorry if

what has been said should be understood to have any tendency to

encourage that carelessness which leaves work in an unfinished state. I

commend nothing for the want of exactness; I mean to point out that kind

of exactness which is the best, and which is alone truly to be so

esteemed.’—Vol. II. p. 65. This Sir Joshua has already told us consists

in getting above ‘all particularities and details of every kind.’ Once

more we find it is stated that

‘It is in vain to attend to the variation of tints, if in that attention

the general hue of flesh is lost; or to finish ever so minutely the

parts, if the masses are not observed, or the whole not well put

together.’

Nothing can be truer: but why always suppose the two things at variance

with each other?

‘Titian’s manner was then new to the world, but that unshaken truth on

which it is founded, has fixed it as a model to all succeeding painters;

and those who will examine into the artifice, will find it to consist in

the power of generalising, and in the shortness and simplicity of the

means employed.’—Page 51.

Titian’s real excellence consisted in the power of generalising and of

_individualising_ at the same time: if it were merely the former, it

would be difficult to account for the error immediately after pointed

out by Sir Joshua. He says in the very next paragraph:

‘Many artists, as Vasari likewise observes, have ignorantly imagined

they are imitating the manner of Titian, when they leave their colours

rough, and neglect the detail: but not possessing the principles on

which he wrought, they have produced what he calls _goffe pitture_,

absurd, foolish pictures.’—_Ibid._ p. 54.

Many artists have also imagined they were following the directions of

Sir Joshua when they did the same thing, that is, neglected the detail,

and produced the same results, vapid generalities, absurd, foolish

pictures.

I will only give two short passages more, and have done with this part

of the subject. I am anxious to confront Sir Joshua with his own

authority.

‘The advantage of this method of considering objects (_as a whole_) is

what I wish now more particularly to enforce. At the same time I do not

forget, that a painter must have the power of contracting as well as

dilating his sight; because he that does not at all express particulars,

expresses nothing; yet it is certain that a nice discrimination of

minute circumstances, and a punctilious delineation of them, whatever

excellence it may have (and I do not mean to detract from it), never did

confer on the artist the character of Genius.’—Vol. II. p. 44.

At page 53, we find the following words:

‘Whether it is the human figure, and animal, or even inanimate objects,

there is nothing, however unpromising in appearance, but may be raised

into dignity, convey sentiment, and produce emotion, in the hands of a

Painter of genius. What was said of Virgil, that he threw even the dung

about the ground with an air of dignity, may be applied to Titian;

whatever he touched, however naturally mean, and habitually familiar, by

a kind of magic he invested with grandeur and importance.’—No, not by

magic, but by seeking and finding in individual nature, and combined

with details of every kind, that grace and grandeur and unity of effect

which Sir Joshua supposes to be a mere creation of the artist’s brain!

Titian’s practice was, I conceive, to give general appearances with

individual forms and circumstances: Sir Joshua’s theory goes too often,

and, in its prevailing bias, to separate the two things as inconsistent

with each other, and thereby to destroy or bring into question that

union of striking effect with accuracy of resemblance in which the

essence of sound art (as far as relates to imitation) consists.

Farther, as Sir Joshua is inclined to merge the details of individual

objects in general effect, so he is resolved to reduce all beauty or

grandeur in natural objects to a central form or abstract idea of a

certain class, so as to exclude all peculiarities or deviations from

this ideal standard as unfit subjects for the artist’s pencil, and as

polluting his canvas with deformity. As the former principle went to

destroy all exactness and solidity in particular things, this goes to

confound all variety, distinctness, and characteristic force in the

broader scale of nature. There is a principle of conformity in nature or

of something in common between a number of individuals of the same

class, but there is also a principle of contrast, of discrimination and

identity, which is equally essential in the system of the universe and

in the structure of our ideas both of art and nature. Sir Joshua would

hardly neutralise the tints of the rainbow to produce a dingy grey, as a

medium or central colour: why then should he neutralise all features,

forms, &c. to produce an insipid monotony? He does not indeed consider

his theory of beauty as applicable to colour, which he well understood,

but insists upon, and literally enforces it as to form and ideal

conceptions, of which he knew comparatively little, and where his

authority is more questionable. I will not in this place undertake to

shew that his theory of a middle form (as the standard of taste and

beauty) is not true of the outline of the human face and figure or other

organic bodies, though I think that even there it is only one principle

or condition of beauty; but I do say that it has little or nothing to do

with those other capital parts of painting, colour, character,

expression, and grandeur of conception. Sir Joshua himself contends that

‘beauty in creatures of the same species is the medium or centre of all

its various forms;’ and he maintains that grandeur is the same

abstraction of the species in the individual. Therefore beauty and

grandeur must be the same thing, which they are not; so that this

definition must be faulty. Grandeur I should suppose to imply something

that elevates and expands the mind, which is chiefly power or magnitude.

Beauty is that which soothes and melts it, and its source I apprehend is

a certain harmony, softness, and gradation of form, within the limits of

our customary associations, no doubt, or of what we expect of certain

species, but not independent of every other consideration. Our critic

himself confesses of Michael Angelo, whom he regards as the pattern of

the great and sublime style, that ‘his people are a superior order of

beings; there is nothing about them, nothing in the air of their actions

or their attitudes, or the style or cast of their limbs or features,

that reminds us of their belonging to our own species. Rafaelle’s

imagination is not so elevated: his figures are not so much disjoined

from our own diminutive race of beings, though his ideas are chaste,

noble, and of great conformity to their subjects. Michael Angelo’s works

have a strong, peculiar, and marked character: they seem to proceed from

his own mind entirely, and that mind so rich and abundant, that he never

needed or seemed to disdain to look abroad for foreign help. Rafaelle’s

materials are generally borrowed, though the noble structure is his

own.’ FIFTH DISCOURSE. How does all this accord with the same writer’s

favourite theory that all beauty, all grandeur, and all excellence,

consist in an approximation to that central form or habitual idea of

mediocrity, from which every deviation is so much deformity and

littleness? Michael Angelo’s figures are raised above our diminutive

race of beings, yet they are confessedly the standard of sublimity in

what regards the human form. Grandeur then admits of an exaggeration of

our habitual impressions; and ‘the strong, marked, and peculiar

character which Michael Angelo has at the same time given to his works,’

does not take away from it. This is fact against argument. I would take

Sir Joshua’s word for the goodness of a picture, and for its

distinguishing properties, sooner than I would for an abstract

metaphysical theory. Our artist also speaks continually of high and low

subjects. There can be no distinction of this kind upon his principle,

that the standard of taste is the adhering to the central form of each

species, and that every species is in itself equally beautiful. The

painter of flowers, of shells, or of any thing else, is equally elevated

with Raphael or Michael, if he adheres to the generic or established

form of what he paints: the rest, according to this definition, is a

matter of indifference. There must therefore be something besides the

central or customary form to account for the difference of dignity, for

the high and low style in nature or in art. Michael Angelo’s figures, we

are told, are more than ordinarily grand: why, by the same rule, may not

Raphael’s be more than ordinarily beautiful, have more than ordinary

softness, symmetry, and grace?—Character and expression are still less

included in the present theory. All character is a departure from the

common-place form; and Sir Joshua makes no scruple to declare that

expression destroys beauty. Thus he says,

‘If you mean to preserve the most perfect beauty _in its most perfect

state_, you cannot express the passions, all of which produce distortion

and deformity, more or less, in the most beautiful faces.’—Vol. I. p.

118.

He goes on—‘Guido, from want of choice in adapting his subject to his

ideas and his powers, or from attempting to preserve beauty where it

could not be preserved, has in this respect succeeded very ill. His

figures are often engaged in subjects that required great expression:

yet his Judith and Holofernes, the daughter of Herodias with the

Baptist’s head, the Andromeda, and some even of the Mothers of the

Innocents, have little more expression than his Venus attired by the

Graces.’—_Ibid._

What a censure is this passed upon Guido, and what a condemnation of his

own theory, which would reduce and level all that is truly great and

praiseworthy in art to this insipid, tasteless standard, by setting

aside as illegitimate all that does not come within the middle, central

form! Yet Sir Joshua judges of Hogarth as he deviates from this

standard, not as he excels in individual character, which he says is

only good or tolerable as it partakes of general nature; and he might

accuse Michael Angelo and Raphael, the one for his grandeur of style,

the other for his expression; for neither are what he sets up as the

goal of perfection.—I will just stop to remark here, that Sir Joshua has

committed himself very strangely in speaking of the character and

expression to be found in the Greek statues. He says in one place—

‘I cannot quit the Apollo, without making one observation on the

character of this figure. He is supposed to have just discharged his

arrow at the Python; and by the head retreating a little towards the

right shoulder, he appears attentive to its effect. What I would remark,

is the difference of this attention from that of the Discobolus, who is

engaged in the same purpose, watching the effect of his Discus. The

graceful, negligent, though animated air of the one, and the vulgar

eagerness of the other, furnish an instance of the judgment of the

ancient Sculptors _in their nice discrimination of character_. They are

both equally true to nature, and equally admirable.’—Vol. II. p. 21.

After a few observations on the limited means of the art of Sculpture,

and the inattention of the ancients to almost every thing but form, we

meet with the following passage:—

‘Those who think Sculpture can express more than we have allowed may

ask, by what means we discover, at the first glance, the character that

is represented in a Bust, a Cameo, or Intaglio? I suspect it will be

found, on close examination, by him who is resolved not to see more than

he really does see, that the figures are distinguished by their

_insignia_ more than by any variety of form or beauty. Take from Apollo

his Lyre, from Bacchus his Thyrsus and Vine-leaves, and Meleager the

Boar’s Head, and there will remain little or no difference in their

characters. In a Juno, Minerva, or Flora, the idea of the artist seems

to have gone no further than representing perfect beauty, and afterwards

adding the proper attributes, with a total indifference to which they

gave them.’

[What then becomes of that ‘nice discrimination of character’ for which

our author has just before celebrated them?]

‘Thus John De Bologna, after he had finished a group of a young man

holding up a young woman in his arms, with an old man at his feet,

called his friends together, to tell him what name he should give it,

and it was agreed to call it The Rape of the Sabines; and this is the

celebrated group which now stands before the old Palace at Florence. The

figures have the same general expression which is to be found in most of

the antique Sculpture; and yet it would be no wonder, if future critics

should find out delicacy of expression which was never intended; and go

so far as to see, in the old man’s countenance, the exact relation which

he bore to the woman who appears to be taken from him.’—_Ibid._ p. 25.

So it is that Sir Joshua’s theory seems to rest on an inclined plane,

and is always glad of an excuse to slide, from the severity of truth and

nature, into the milder and more equable regions of insipidity and

inanity! I am sorry to say so, but so it appears to me.

I confess, it strikes me as a self-evident truth that variety or

contrast is as essential a principle in art and nature as uniformity,

and as necessary to make up the harmony of the universe and the

contentment of the mind. Who would destroy the shifting effects of light

and shade, the sharp, lively opposition of colours in the same or in

different objects, the streaks in a flower, the stains in a piece of

marble, to reduce all to the same neutral, dead colouring, the same

middle tint? Yet it is on this principle that Sir Joshua would get rid

of all variety, character, expression, and picturesque effect in forms,

or at least measure the worth or the spuriousness of all these according

to their reference to or departure from a given or average standard.

Surely, nature is more liberal, art is wider than Sir Joshua’s theory.

Allow (for the sake of argument) that all forms are in themselves

indifferent, and that beauty or the sense of pleasure in forms can

therefore only arise from customary association, or from that middle

impression to which they all tend: yet this cannot by the same rule

apply to other things. Suppose there is no capacity in form to affect

the mind except from its corresponding to previous expectation, the same

thing cannot be said of the idea of power or grandeur. No one can say

that the idea of power does not affect the mind with the sense of awe

and sublimity. That is, power and weakness, grandeur and littleness, are

not indifferent things, the perfection of which consists in a medium

between both. Again, expression is not a thing indifferent in itself,

which derives its value or its interest solely from its conformity to a

neutral standard. Who would neutralise the expression of pleasure and

pain? Or say that the passions of the human mind, pity, love, joy,

sorrow, &c. are only interesting to the imagination and worth the

attention of the artist, as he can reduce them to an equivocal state

which is neither pleasant nor painful, neither one thing nor the other?

Or who would stop short of the utmost refinement, precision, and force

in the delineation of each? Ideal expression is not neutral expression,

but extreme expression. Again, character is a thing of peculiarity, of

striking contrast, of distinction, and not of uniformity. It is

necessarily opposed to Sir Joshua’s exclusive theory, and yet it is

surely a curious and interesting field of speculation for the human

mind. Lively, spirited discrimination of character is one source of

gratification to the lover of nature and art, which it could not be, if

all truth and excellence consisted in rejecting individual traits. Ideal

character is not common-place, but consistent character marked

throughout, which may take place in history or portrait. Historical

truth in a picture is the putting the different features of the face or

muscles of the body into consistent action. The _picturesque_ altogether

depends on particular points or qualities of an object, projecting as it

were beyond the middle line of beauty, and catching the eye of the

spectator. It was less, however, my intention to hazard any speculations

of my own, than to confirm the common-sense feelings on the subject by

Sir Joshua’s own admissions in different places. In the Tenth Discourse,

speaking of some objections to the Apollo, he has these remarkable

words—

‘In regard to the last objection (_viz._ that the lower half of the

figure is longer than just proportion allows) it must be remembered,

that Apollo is here in the exertion of _one of his peculiar powers_,

which is swiftness; he has therefore that proportion which is best

adapted to that character. This is no more incorrectness, than when

there is given to an Hercules an extraordinary swelling and strength of

muscles.’—Vol. II. p. 20.

Strength and activity then do not depend on the middle form; and the

middle form is to be sacrificed to the representation of these positive

qualities. Character is thus allowed not only to be an integrant part of

the antique and classical style of art, but even to take precedence of

and set aside the abstract idea of beauty. Little more would be required

to justify Hogarth in his Gothic resolution, that if he were to make a

figure of Charon, he would give him bandy legs, because watermen are

generally bandy-legged. It is very well to talk of the abstract idea of

a man or of a God, but if you come to any thing like an intelligible

proposition, you must either individualise and define, or destroy the

very idea you contemplate. Sir Joshua goes into this question at

considerable length in the Third Discourse.

‘To the principle I have laid down, that the idea of beauty in each

species of beings is an invariable one, it may be objected,’ he says,

‘that in every particular species there are various central forms, which

are separate and distinct from each other, and yet are undeniably

beautiful; that in the human figure, for instance, the beauty of

Hercules is one, of the Gladiator another, of the Apollo another, which

makes so many different ideas of beauty. It is true, indeed, that these

figures are each perfect in their kind, though of different characters

and proportions; but still none of them is the representation of an

individual, but of a class. And as there is one general form, which, as

I have said, belongs to the human kind at large, so in each of these

classes there is one common idea which is the abstract of the various

individual forms belonging to that class. Thus, though the forms of

childhood and age differ exceedingly, there is a common form in

childhood, and a common form in age, which is the more perfect as it is

remote from all peculiarities. But I must add further, that though the

most perfect forms of each of the general divisions of the human figure

are ideal, and superior to any individual form of that class; yet the

highest perfection of the human figure is not to be found in any of

them. It is not in the Hercules, nor in the Gladiator, nor in the

Apollo; but in that form which is taken from all, and which partakes

equally of the activity of the Gladiator, of the delicacy of the Apollo,

and of the muscular strength of the Hercules. For perfect beauty in any

species must combine all the characters which are beautiful in that

species. It cannot consist in any one to the exclusion of the rest: no

one, therefore, must be predominant, that no one may be deficient.’—Vol.

II. p. 64.

Sir Joshua here supposes the distinctions of classes and character to be

necessarily combined with the general leading idea of a middle form.

This middle form is not to confound age, sex, circumstance, under one

sweeping abstraction: but we must limit the general idea by certain

specific differences and characteristic marks, belonging to the several

subordinate divisions and ramifications of each class. This is enough to

shew that there is a principle of individuality as well as of

abstraction inseparable from works of art as well as nature. We are to

keep the human form distinct from that of other living beings, that of

men from that of women; we are to distinguish between age and infancy,

between thoughtfulness and gaiety, between strength and softness. Where

is this to stop? But Sir Joshua turns round upon himself in this very

passage, and says, ‘No: we are to unite the strength of the Hercules

with the delicacy of the Apollo; for perfect beauty in any species must

combine all the characters which are beautiful in that species.’ Now if

these different characters are beautiful in themselves, why not give

them for their own sakes and in their most striking appearances, instead

of qualifying and softening them down in a neutral form; which must

produce a compromise, not a union of different excellencies. If all

excess of beauty, if all character is deformity, then we must try to

lose it as fast as possible in other qualities. But if strength is an

excellence, if activity is an excellence, if delicacy is an excellence,

then the perfection, _i.e._ the highest degree of each of these

qualities cannot be attained but by remaining satisfied with a less

degree of the rest. But let us hear what Sir Joshua himself advances on

this subject in another part of the Discourses.

‘Some excellencies bear to be united, and are improved by union: others

are of a discordant nature: and the attempt to unite them only produces

a harsh jarring of incongruent principles. The attempt to unite contrary

excellencies (of form, for instance[43]) in a single figure, _can never

escape degenerating into the monstrous but by sinking into the insipid;

by taking away its marked character, and weakening its expression_.

‘Obvious as these remarks appear, there are many writers on our art, who

not being of the profession, and consequently not knowing what can or

cannot be done, have been very liberal of absurd praises in their

description of favourite works. They always find in them what they are

resolved to find. They praise excellencies that can hardly exist

together; and above all things are fond of describing with great

exactness the expression of a mixed passion, which more particularly

appears to me out of the reach of our art.’[44]

‘Such are many disquisitions which I have read on some of the Cartoons

and other pictures of Raffaelle, where the critics have described their

own imaginations; or indeed where the excellent master himself may have

attempted this expression of passions above the powers of the art; and

has, therefore, by an indistinct and imperfect marking, left room for

every imagination with equal probability to find a passion of his own.

What has been, and what can be done in the art, is sufficiently

difficult: we need not be mortified or discouraged at not being able to

execute the conceptions of a romantic imagination. Art has its

boundaries, though imagination has none. We can easily, like the

ancients, suppose a Jupiter to be possessed of all those powers and

perfections which the subordinate Deities were endowed with separately.

Yet when they employed their art to represent him, they confined his

character to majesty alone. Pliny, therefore, though we are under great

obligations to him for the information he has given us in relation to

the works of the ancient artists, is very frequently wrong when he

speaks of them, which he does very often, in the style of many of our

modern connoisseurs. He observes that in a statue of Paris, by

Euphranor, you might discover at the same time three different

characters; the dignity of a Judge of the Goddesses, the Lover of Helen,

and the Conqueror of Achilles. A statue in which you endeavour to unite

stately dignity, youthful elegance, and stern valour, must surely

possess none of these to any eminent degree.

‘From hence it appears, that there is much difficulty as well as danger

in an endeavour to concentrate in a single subject those various powers,

which, rising from various points, naturally move in different

directions.’—Vol. I. p. 120.

What real clue to the art or sound principles of judging the student can

derive from these contradictory statements, or in what manner it is

possible to reconcile them one to the other, I confess I am at a loss to

discover. As it appears to me, all the varieties of nature in the

infinite number of its qualities, combinations, characters, expressions,

incidents, etc. rise from distinct points or centres and must move in

distinct directions, as the forms of different species are to be

referred to a separate standard. It is the object of art to bring them

out in all their force, clearness, and precision, and not to blend them

into a vague, vapid, nondescript _ideal_ conception, which pretends to

unite, but in reality destroys. Sir Joshua’s theory limits nature and

paralyses art. According to him, the middle form or the average of our

various impressions is the source from which all beauty, pleasure,

interest, imagination springs. I contend, on the contrary, that this

very variety is good in itself, nor do I agree with him that the whole

of nature as it exists in fact is stark naught, and that there is

nothing worthy of the contemplation of a wise man but that _ideal

perfection_ which never existed in the world nor even on canvas. There

is something fastidious and sickly in Sir Joshua’s system. His code of

taste consists too much of negations, and not enough of positive,

prominent qualities. It accounts for nothing but the beauty of the

common Antique, and hardly for that. The merit of Hogarth, I grant, is

different from that of the Greek statues; but I deny that Hogarth is to

be measured by this standard, or by Sir Joshua’s middle forms: he has

powers of instruction and amusement that ‘rising from a different point,

naturally move in a different direction,’ and completely attain their

end. It would be just as reasonable to condemn a comedy for not having

the pathos of a tragedy or the stateliness of an epic poem. If Sir

Joshua Reynolds’s theory were true, Dr. Johnson’s Irene would be a

better tragedy than any of Shakespear’s.

The reasoning of the Discourses is, I think then, deficient in the

following particulars:

1. It seems to imply that general effect in a picture is produced by

leaving out the details, whereas the largest masses and the grandest

outline are consistent with the utmost delicacy of finishing in the

parts.

2. It makes no distinction between beauty and grandeur, but refers both

to an _ideal_ or middle form, as the centre of the various forms of the

species, and yet inconsistently attributes the grandeur of Michael

Angelo’s style to the superhuman appearance of his prophets and

apostles.

3. It does not at any time make mention of power or magnitude in an

object as a distinct source of the sublime (though this is acknowledged

unintentionally in the case of Michael Angelo, etc.), nor of softness or

symmetry of form as a distinct source of beauty, independently of,

though still in connection with another source arising from what we are

accustomed to expect from each individual species.

4. Sir Joshua’s theory does not leave room for character, but rejects it

as an anomaly.

5. It does not point out the source of expression, but considers it as

hostile to beauty; and yet, lastly, he allows that the middle form,

carried to the utmost theoretical extent, neither defined by character,

nor impregnated by passion, would produce nothing but vague, insipid,

unmeaning generality.

In a word, I cannot think that the theory here laid down is clear and

satisfactory, that it is consistent with itself, that it accounts for

the various excellences of art from a few simple principles, or that the

method which Sir Joshua has pursued in treating the subject is, as he

himself expresses it, ‘_a plain and honest method_.’ It is, I fear, more

calculated to baffle and perplex the student in his progress, than to

give him clear lights as to the object he should have in view, or to

furnish him with strong motives of emulation to attain it.

ESSAY XV

ON PARADOX AND COMMON-PLACE

I have been sometimes accused of a fondness for paradoxes, but I cannot

in my own mind plead guilty to the charge. I do not indeed swear by an

opinion, because it is old: but neither do I fall in love with every

extravagance at first sight, because it is new. I conceive that a thing

may have been repeated a thousand times, without being a bit more

reasonable than it was the first time: and I also conceive that an

argument or an observation may be very just, though it may so happen

that it was never stated before. But I do not take it for granted that

every prejudice is ill-founded; nor that every paradox is self-evident,

merely because it contradicts the vulgar opinion. Sheridan once said of

some speech in his acute, sarcastic way, that ‘it contained a great deal

both of what was new and what was true: but that unfortunately what was

new was not true, and what was true was not new.’ This appears to me to

express the whole sense of the question. I do not see much use in

dwelling on a common-place, however fashionable or well-established: nor

am I very ambitious of starting the most specious novelty, unless I

imagine I have reason on my side. Originality implies independence of

opinion; but differs as widely from mere singularity as from the tritest

truism. It consists in seeing and thinking for one’s-self: whereas

singularity is only the affectation of saying something to contradict

other people, without having any real opinion of one’s own upon the

matter. Mr. Burke was an original, though an extravagant writer; Mr.

Windham was a regular manufacturer of paradoxes.

The greatest number of minds seem utterly incapable of fixing on any

conclusion, except from the pressure of custom and authority: opposed to

these, there is another class less numerous but pretty formidable, who

in all their opinions are equally under the influence of novelty and

restless vanity. The prejudices of the one are counter-balanced by the

paradoxes of the other; and folly, ‘putting in one scale a weight of

ignorance, in that of pride,’ might be said to ‘smile delighted with the

eternal poise.’ A sincere and manly spirit of inquiry is neither blinded

by example nor dazzled by sudden flashes of light. Nature is always the

same, the store-house of lasting truth, and teeming with inexhaustible

variety; and he who looks at her with steady and well-practised eyes,

will find enough to employ all his sagacity, whether it has or has not

been seen by others before him. Strange as it may seem, to learn what

any object is, the true philosopher looks at the object itself, instead

of turning to others to know what they think or say or have heard of it,

or instead of consulting the dictates of his vanity, petulance, and

ingenuity, to see what can be said against their opinion, and to prove

himself wiser than all the rest of the world. For want of this, the real

powers and resources of the mind are lost and dissipated in a conflict

of opinions and passions, of obstinacy against levity, of bigotry

against self-conceit, of notorious abuses against rash innovations, of

dull, plodding, old-fashioned stupidity against new-fangled folly, of

worldly interest against headstrong egotism, of the incorrigible

prejudices of the old and the unmanageable humours of the young; while

truth lies in the middle, and is overlooked by both parties. Or as

Luther complained long ago, ‘human reason is like a drunken man on

horseback: set it up on one side, and it tumbles over on the

other.’—With one sort, example, authority, fashion, ease, interest, rule

all: with the other, singularity, the love of distinction, mere whim,

the throwing off all restraint and showing an heroic disregard of

consequences, an impatient and unsettled turn of mind, the want of

sudden and strong excitement, of some new play-thing for the

imagination, are equally ‘lords of the ascendant,’ and are at every step

getting the start of reason, truth, nature, common sense and feeling.

With one party, whatever is, is right: with their antagonists, whatever

is, is wrong. These swallow every antiquated absurdity: those catch at

every new, unfledged project—and are alike enchanted with the

velocipedes or the French Revolution. One set, wrapped up in

impenetrable forms and technical traditions, are deaf to every thing

that has not been dinned in their ears, and in those of their

forefathers, from time immemorial: their hearing is _thick_ with the

same old saws, the same unmeaning form of words, everlastingly repeated:

the others pique themselves on a jargon of their own, a Babylonish

dialect, crude, unconcocted, harsh, discordant, to which it is

impossible for any one else to attach either meaning or respect. These

last turn away at the mention of all usages, creeds, institutions of

more than a day’s standing as a mass of bigotry, superstition, and

barbarous ignorance, whose leaden touch would petrify and benumb their

quick, mercurial, ‘apprehensive, forgetive’ faculties. The opinion of

to-day supersedes that of yesterday: that of to-morrow supersedes by

anticipation that of to-day. The wisdom of the ancients, the doctrines

of the learned, the laws of nations, the common sentiments of mortality,

are to them like a bundle of old almanacs. As the modern politician

always asks for this day’s paper, the modern sciolist always inquires

after the latest paradox. With him instinct is a dotard, nature a

changeling, and common sense a discarded bye-word. As with the man of

the world, what every body says must be true, the citizen of the world

has a quite different notion of the matter. With the one the majority,

‘the powers that be,’ have always been in the right in all ages and

places, though they have been cutting one another’s throats and turning

the world upside down with their quarrels and disputes from the

beginning of time: with the other, what any two people have ever agreed

in, is an error on the face of it. The credulous bigot shudders at the

idea of altering any thing in ‘time-hallowed’ institutions; and under

this cant-phrase can bring himself to tolerate any knavery, or any

folly, the Inquisition, Holy Oil, the Right Divine, &c. The more refined

sceptic will laugh in your face at the idea of retaining any thing which

has the damning stamp of custom upon it, and is for abating all former

precedents, ‘all trivial, fond records,’ the whole frame and fabric of

society as a nuisance in the lump. Is not this a pair of wiseacres

well-matched? The one stickles through thick and thin for his own

religion and government: the other scouts all religions and all

governments with a smile of ineffable disdain. The one will not move for

any consideration out of the broad and beaten path: the other is

continually turning off at right angles, and losing himself in the

labyrinths of his own ignorance and presumption. The one will not go

along with any party; the other always joins the strongest side. The one

will not conform to any common practice; the other will subscribe to any

thriving system. The one is the slave of habit, the other is the sport

of caprice. The first is like a man obstinately bed-rid: the last is

troubled with St. Vitus’s dance. He cannot stand still, he cannot rest

upon any conclusion. ‘He never is—but always to be _right_.’

The author of the Prometheus Unbound (to take an individual instance of

the last character) has a fire in his eye, a fever in his blood, a

maggot in his brain, a hectic flutter in his speech, which mark out the

philosophic fanatic. He is sanguine-complexioned, and shrill-voiced. As

is often observable in the case of religious enthusiasts, there is a

slenderness of constitutional _stamina_, which renders the flesh no

match for the spirit. His bending, flexible form appears to take no

strong hold of things, does not grapple with the world about him, but

slides from it like a river—

‘And in its liquid texture mortal wound

Receives no more than can the fluid air.’

The shock of accident, the weight of authority make no impression on his

opinions, which retire like a feather, or rise from the encounter

unhurt, through their own buoyancy. He is clogged by no dull system of

realities, no earth-bound feelings, no rooted prejudices, by nothing

that belongs to the mighty trunk and hard husk of nature and habit, but

is drawn up by irresistible levity to the regions of mere speculation

and fancy, to the sphere of air and fire, where his delighted spirit

floats in ‘seas of pearl and clouds of amber.’ There is no _caput

mortuum_ of worn-out, thread-bare experience to serve as ballast to his

mind; it is all volatile intellectual salt of tartar, that refuses to

combine its evanescent, inflammable essence with any thing solid or any

thing lasting. Bubbles are to him the only realities:—touch them, and

they vanish. Curiosity is the only proper category of his mind, and

though a man in knowledge, he is a child in feeling. Hence he puts every

thing into a metaphysical crucible to judge of it himself and exhibit it

to others as a subject of interesting experiment, without first making

it over to the ordeal of his common sense or trying it on his heart.

This faculty of speculating at random on all questions may in its

overgrown and uninformed state do much mischief without intending it,

like an overgrown child with the power of a man. Mr. Shelley has been

accused of vanity—I think he is chargeable with extreme levity; but this

levity is so great, that I do not believe he is sensible of its

consequences. He strives to overturn all established creeds and systems:

but this is in him an effect of constitution. He runs before the most

extravagant opinions, but this is because he is held back by none of the

merely mechanical checks of sympathy and habit. He tampers with all

sorts of obnoxious subjects, but it is less because he is gratified with

the rankness of the taint, than captivated with the intellectual

phosphoric light they emit. It would seem that he wished not so much to

convince or inform as to shock the public by the tenor of his

productions, but I suspect he is more intent upon startling himself with

his electrical experiments in morals and philosophy; and though they may

scorch other people, they are to him harmless amusements, the

coruscations of an Aurora Borealis, that ‘play round the head, but do

not reach the heart.’ Still I could wish that he would put a stop to the

incessant, alarming whirl of his Voltaic battery. With his zeal, his

talent, and his fancy, he would do more good and less harm, if he were

to give up his wilder theories, and if he took less pleasure in feeling

his heart flutter in unison with the panic-struck apprehensions of his

readers. Persons of this class, instead of consolidating useful and

acknowledged truths, and thus advancing the cause of science and virtue,

are never easy but in raising doubtful and disagreeable questions, which

bring the former into disgrace and discredit. They are not contented to

lead the minds of men to an eminence overlooking the prospect of social

amelioration, unless, by forcing them up slippery paths and to the

utmost verge of possibility, they can dash them down the precipice the

instant they reach the promised Pisgah. They think it nothing to hang up

a beacon to guide or warn, if they do not at the same time frighten the

community like a comet. They do not mind making their principles odious,

provided they can make themselves notorious. To win over the public

opinion by fair means is to them an insipid, common-place mode of

popularity: they would either force it by harsh methods, or seduce it by

intoxicating potions. Egotism, petulance, licentiousness, levity of

principle (whatever be the source) is a bad thing in any one, and most

of all, in a philosophical reformer. Their humanity, their wisdom is

always ‘at the horizon.’ Any thing new, any thing remote, any thing

questionable, comes to them in a shape that is sure of a cordial

welcome—a welcome cordial in proportion as the object is new, as it is

apparently impracticable, as it is a doubt whether it is at all

desirable. Just after the final failure, the completion of the last act

of the French Revolution, when the legitimate wits were crying out, ‘The

farce is over, now let us go to supper,’ these provoking reasoners got

up a lively hypothesis about introducing the domestic government of the

Nayrs into this country as a feasible set-off against the success of the

Boroughmongers. The practical is with them always the antipodes of the

ideal; and like other visionaries of a different stamp, they date the

Millennium or New Order of Things from the Restoration of the Bourbons.

Fine words butter no parsnips, says the proverb. ‘While you are talking

of marrying, I am thinking of hanging,’ says Captain Macheath. Of all

people the most tormenting are those who bid you hope in the midst of

despair, who, by never caring about any thing but their own sanguine,

hair-brained Utopian schemes, have at no time any particular cause for

embarrassment and despondency because they have never the least chance

of success, and who by including whatever does not hit their idle fancy,

kings, priests, religion, government, public abuses or private morals,

in the same sweeping clause of ban and anathema, do all they can to

combine all parties in a common cause against them, and to prevent every

one else from advancing one step farther in the career of practical

improvement than they do in that of imaginary and unattainable

perfection.

Besides, all this untoward heat and precocity often argues rottenness

and a falling-off. I myself remember several instances of this sort of

unrestrained licence of opinion and violent effervescence of sentiment

in the first period of the French Revolution. Extremes meet: and the

most furious anarchists have since become the most barefaced

apostates. Among the foremost of these I might mention the present

poet-laureate and some of his friends. The prose-writers on that side

of the question, Mr. Godwin, Mr. Bentham, &c. have not turned round in

this extraordinary manner: they seem to have felt their ground

(however mistaken in some points) and have in general adhered to their

first principles. But ‘poets (as it has been said) have _such seething

brains_, that they are disposed to meddle with every thing, and mar

all. They make bad philosophers and worse politicians.[45] They live,

for the most part, in an ideal world of their own; and it would

perhaps be as well if they were confined to it. Their flights and

fancies are delightful to themselves and to everybody else: but they

make strange work with matter of fact; and if they were allowed to act

in public affairs, would soon turn the world the wrong side out. They

indulge only their own flattering dreams or superstitious prejudices,

and make idols or bugbears of whatever they please, caring as little

for history or particular facts as for general reasoning. They are

dangerous leaders and treacherous followers. Their inordinate vanity

runs them into all sorts of extravagances; and their habitual

effeminacy gets them out of them at any price. Always pampering their

own appetite for excitement, and wishing to astonish others, their

whole aim is to produce a dramatic effect, one way or other—to shock

or delight the observers; and they are apparently as indifferent to

the consequences of what they write, as if the world were merely a

stage for them to play their fantastic tricks on, and to make their

admirers weep. Not less romantic in their servility than their

independence, and equally importunate candidates for fame or infamy,

they require only to be distinguished, and are not scrupulous as to

the means of distinction. Jacobins or Anti-Jacobins—outrageous

advocates for anarchy and licentiousness, or flaming apostles of

political persecution—always violent and vulgar in their opinions,

they oscillate, with a giddy and sickening motion, from one absurdity

to another, and expiate the follies of youth by the heartless vices of

advancing age. None so ready as they to carry every paradox to its

most revolting and ridiculous excess—none so sure to caricature, in

their own persons, every feature of the prevailing philosophy! In

their days of blissful innovation, indeed, the philosophers crept at

their heels like hounds, while they darted on their distant quarry

like hawks; stooping always to the lowest game; eagerly snuffing up

the most tainted and rankest scents; feeding their vanity with a

notion of the strength of their digestion of poisons, and most

ostentatiously avowing whatever would most effectually startle the

prejudices of others.[46] Preposterously seeking for the stimulus of

novelty in abstract truth, and the eclat of theatrical exhibition in

pure reason, it is no wonder that these persons at last became

disgusted with their own pursuits, and that in consequence of the

violence of the change, the most inveterate prejudices and

uncharitable sentiments have rushed in to fill up the void produced by

the previous annihilation of common sense, wisdom, and humanity!’

I have so far been a little hard on poets and reformers. Lest I should

be thought to have taken a particular spite to them, I will try to make

them the _amende honourable_ by turning to a passage in the writings of

one who neither is nor ever pretended to be a poet or a reformer, but

the antithesis of both, an accomplished man of the world, a courtier,

and a wit, and who has endeavoured to move the previous question on all

schemes of fanciful improvement, and all plans of practical reform, by

the following declaration. It is in itself a finished _common-place_;

and may serve as a test whether that sort of smooth, verbal reasoning

which passes current because it excites no one idea in the mind, is much

freer from inherent absurdity than the wildest paradox.

‘My lot,’ says Mr. Canning in the conclusion of the Liverpool speech,

‘is cast under the British Monarchy. Under that I have lived; under that

I have seen my country flourish;[47] under that I have seen it enjoy as

great a share of prosperity, of happiness, and of glory, as I believe

any modification of human society to be capable of bestowing; and I am

not prepared to sacrifice or to hazard the fruit of centuries of

experience, of centuries of struggles, and of more than one century of

liberty, as perfect as ever blessed any country upon the earth, for

visionary schemes of ideal perfectibility, for doubtful experiments even

of possible improvement.’—_Mr. Canning’s Speech at the Liverpool Dinner,

given in celebration of his Re-election, March 18, 1820. Fourth Edition,

revised and corrected._

Such is Mr. Canning’s common-place; and in giving the following answer

to it, I do not think I can be accused of falling into that extravagant

and unmitigated strain of paradoxical reasoning, with which I have

already found so much fault.

The passage then which the gentleman here throws down as an effectual

bar to all change, to all innovation, to all improvement, contains at

every step a refutation of his favourite creed. He is not ‘prepared to

sacrifice or to hazard the fruit of centuries of experience, of

centuries of struggles, and of one century of liberty, for visionary

schemes of ideal perfectibility.’ So here are centuries of experience

and centuries of struggles to arrive at _one century of liberty_; and

yet according to Mr. Canning’s general advice, we are never to make any

experiments or to engage in any struggles either with a view to future

improvement, or to recover benefits which we have lost. Man (they repeat

it in our ears, line upon line, precept upon precept) is always to turn

his back upon the future, and his face to the past. He is to believe

that nothing is possible or desirable but what he finds already

established to his hands in time worn institutions or inveterate abuses.

His understanding is to be buried in implicit creeds, and he himself is

to be made into a political automaton, a go-cart of superstition and

prejudice, never stirring hand or foot but as he is pulled by the wires

and strings of the state-conjurors, the legitimate managers and

proprietors of the shew. His powers of will, of thought, and action are

to be paralysed in him, and he is to be told and to believe that

whatever is, must be. Perhaps Mr. Canning will say that men were to make

experiments, and to resolve upon struggles formerly, but that now they

are to surrender their understandings and their rights into his keeping.

But at what period of the world was the system of political wisdom

_stereotyped_, like Mr. Cobbett’s ‘Gold against Paper,’ so as to admit

of no further alterations or improvements, or correction of errors of

the press? When did the experience of mankind become stationary or

retrograde, so that we must act from the obsolete inferences of past

periods, not from the living impulse of existing circumstances, and the

consolidated force of the knowledge and reflection of ages up to the

present instant, naturally projecting us forward into the future, and

not driving us back upon the past? Did Mr. Canning never hear, did he

never think, of Lord Bacon’s axiom, ‘That those times are the ancient

times in which we live, and not those which counting backwards from

ourselves, _ordine retrogrado_, we call ancient?’ The latest periods

must necessarily have the advantage of the sum-total of the experience

that has gone before them, and of the sum-total of human reason exerted

upon that experience, or upon the solid foundation of nature and

history, moving on in its majestic course, not fluttering in the empty

air of fanciful speculation, nor leaving a gap of centuries between us

and the long-mouldered grounds on which we are to think and act. Mr.

Canning cannot plead with Mr. Burke that no discoveries, no improvements

have been made in political science and institutions; for he says we

have arrived through centuries of experience and of struggles at one

century of liberty. Is the world then at a stand? Mr. Canning knows well

enough that it is in ceaseless progress and everlasting change, but he

would have it to be the change from liberty to slavery, the progress of

corruption, not of regeneration and reform. Why, no longer ago than the

present year, the two epochs of November and January last presented (he

tells us in this very speech) as great a contrast in the state of the

country as any two periods of its history the most opposite or most

remote. Well then, are our experience and our struggles at an end? No,

he says, ‘the crisis is at hand for every man to take part for, or

against the institutions of the British Monarchy.’ His part is taken:

‘but of this be sure, to do aught good will never be his task!’ He will

guard carefully against all possible improvements, and maintain all

possible abuses sacred, impassive, immortal. He will not give up the

fruit of centuries of experience, of struggles, and of one century at

least of liberty, since the Revolution of 1688, for any doubtful

experiments whatever. We are arrived at the end of our experience, our

struggles, and our liberty—and are to anchor through time and eternity

in the harbour of passive obedience and non-resistance. We (the people

of England) will tell Mr. Canning frankly what we think of his

magnanimous and ulterior resolution. It is our own; and it has been the

resolution of mankind in all ages of the world. No people, no age, ever

threw away the fruits of past wisdom, or the enjoyment of present

blessings, for visionary schemes of ideal perfection. It is the

knowledge of the past, the actual infliction of the present, that has

produced all changes, all innovations, and all improvements—not (as is

pretended) the chimerical anticipation of possible advantages, but the

intolerable pressure of long-established, notorious, aggravated, and

growing abuses. It was the experience of the enormous and disgusting

abuses and corruptions of the Papal power that produced the Reformation.

It was the experience of the vexations and oppressions of the feudal

system that produced its abolition after centuries of sufferings and of

struggles. It was the experience of the caprice and tyranny of the

Monarch that extorted _Magna Charta_ at Runnymede. It was the experience

of the arbitrary and insolent abuse of the prerogative in the reigns of

the Tudors and the first Stuarts that produced the resistance to it in

the reign of Charles I. and the Grand Rebellion. It was the experience

of the incorrigible attachment of the same Stuarts to Popery and

Slavery, with their many acts of cruelty, treachery, and bigotry, that

produced the Revolution, and set the House of Brunswick on the Throne.

It was the conviction of the incurable nature of the abuse, increasing

with time and patience, and overcoming the obstinate attachment to old

habits and prejudices, an attachment not to be rooted out by fancy or

theory, but only by repeated, lasting, and incontrovertible proofs, that

has abated every nuisance that ever was abated, and introduced every

innovation and every example of revolution and reform. It was the

experience of the abuses, licentiousness, and innumerable oppressions of

the old Government in France that produced the French Revolution. It was

the experience of the determination of the British Ministry to harass,

insult, and plunder them, that produced the Revolution of the United

States. Away then with this miserable cant against fanciful theories,

and appeal to acknowledged experience! Men never act against their

prejudices but from the spur of their feelings, the necessity of their

situations—their theories are adapted to their practical convictions and

their varying circumstances. Nature has ordered it so, and Mr. Canning,

by shewing off his rhetorical paces, by his ‘ambling and lisping and

nicknaming God’s creatures,’ cannot invert that order, efface the

history of the past, or arrest the progress of the future.—Public

opinion is the result of public events and public feelings; and

government must be moulded by that opinion, or maintain itself in

opposition to it by the sword. Mr. Canning indeed will not consent that

the social machine should in any case receive a different direction from

what it has had, ‘lest it should be hurried over the precipice and

dashed to pieces.’ These warnings of national ruin and terrific accounts

of political precipices put one in mind of Edgar’s exaggerations to

Gloster: they make one’s hair stand on end in the perusal; but the poor

old man, like poor Old England, could fall no lower than he was. Mr.

Montgomery, the ingenious and amiable poet, after he had been shut up in

solitary confinement for a year and a half for printing the Duke of

Richmond’s Letter on Reform, when he first walked out into the narrow

path of the adjoining field, was seized with an apprehension that he

should fall over it, as if he had trod on the brink of an abrupt

declivity. The author of the loyal Speech at the Liverpool Dinner has

been so long kept in the solitary confinement of his prejudices, and the

dark cells of his interest and vanity, that he is afraid of being dashed

to pieces if he makes a single false step, to the right or the left,

from his dangerous and crooked policy. As to himself, his ears are no

doubt closed to any advice that might here be offered him; and as to his

country, he seems bent on its destruction. If, however, an example of

the futility of all his projects and all his reasonings on a broader

scale, ‘to warn and scare, be wanting,’ let him look at Spain, and take

leisure to recover from his incredulity and his surprise. Spain, as

Ferdinand, as the Monarchy, has fallen from its pernicious height, never

to rise again: Spain, as Spain, as the Spanish people, has risen from

the tomb of liberty, never (it is to be hoped) to sink again under the

yoke of the bigot and the oppressor!

ESSAY XVI

ON VULGARITY AND AFFECTATION

Few subjects are more nearly allied than these two—vulgarity and

affectation. It may be said of them truly that ‘thin partitions do their

bounds divide.’ There cannot be a surer proof of a low origin or of an

innate meanness of disposition, than to be always talking and thinking

of being genteel. One must feel a strong tendency to that which one is

always trying to avoid: whenever we pretend, on all occasions, a mighty

contempt for any thing, it is a pretty clear sign that we feel ourselves

very nearly on a level with it. Of the two classes of people, I hardly

know which is to be regarded with most distaste, the vulgar aping the

genteel, or the genteel constantly sneering at and endeavouring to

distinguish themselves from the vulgar. These two sets of persons are

always thinking of one another; the lower of the higher with envy, the

more fortunate of their less happy neighbours with contempt. They are

habitually placed in opposition to each other; jostle in their

pretensions at every turn; and the same objects and train of thought

(only reversed by the relative situation of either party) occupy their

whole time and attention. The one are straining every nerve, and

outraging common sense, to be thought genteel; the others have no other

object or idea in their heads than not to be thought vulgar. This is but

poor spite; a very pitiful style of ambition. To be merely not that

which one heartily despises, is a very humble claim to superiority: to

despise what one really is, is still worse. Most of the characters in

Miss Burney’s novels, the Branghtons, the Smiths, the Dubsters, the

Cecilias, the Delvilles, &c. are well met in this respect, and much of a

piece: the one half are trying not to be taken for themselves, and the

other half not to be taken for the first. They neither of them have any

pretensions of their own, or real standard of worth. ‘A feather will

turn the scale of their avoirdupois:’ though the fair authoress was not

aware of the metaphysical identity of her principal and subordinate

characters. Affectation is the master-key to both.

Gentility is only a more select and artificial kind of vulgarity. It

cannot exist but by a sort of borrowed distinction. It plumes itself up

and revels in the homely pretensions of the mass of mankind. It judges

of the worth of everything by name, fashion, opinion; and hence, from

the conscious absence of real qualities or sincere satisfaction in

itself, it builds its supercilious and fantastic conceit on the

wretchedness and wants of others. Violent antipathies are always

suspicious, and betray a secret affinity. The difference between the

‘Great Vulgar and the Small’ is mostly in outward circumstances. The

coxcomb criticises the dress of the clown, as the pedant cavils at the

bad grammar of the illiterate, or the prude is shocked at the

backslidings of her frail acquaintance. Those who have the fewest

resources in themselves, naturally seek the food of their self-love

elsewhere. The most ignorant people find most to laugh at in strangers:

scandal and satire prevail most in country-places; and a propensity to

ridicule every the slightest or most palpable deviation from what we

happen to approve, ceases with the progress of common sense and

decency.[48] True worth does not exult in the faults and deficiencies of

others; as true refinement turns away from grossness and deformity,

instead of being tempted to indulge in an unmanly triumph over it.

Raphael would not faint away at the daubing of a sign-post, nor Homer

hold his head the higher for being in the company of a Grub-street bard.

Real power, real excellence, does not seek for a foil in inferiority;

nor fear contamination from coming in contact with that which is coarse

and homely. It reposes on itself, and is equally free from spleen and

affectation. But the spirit of gentility is the mere essence of spleen

and affectation;—of affected delight in its own _would-be_

qualifications, and of ineffable disdain poured out upon the involuntary

blunders or accidental disadvantages of those whom it chooses to treat

as its inferiors. Thus a fashionable Miss titters till she is ready to

burst her sides at the uncouth shape of a bonnet, or the abrupt drop of

a courtesy (such as Jeanie Deans would make) in a country-girl who comes

to be hired by her Mamma as a servant:—yet to shew how little foundation

there is for this hysterical expression of her extreme good opinion of

herself and contempt for the untutored rustic, she would herself the

next day be delighted with the very same shaped bonnet if brought her by

a French milliner and told it was all the fashion, and in a week’s time

will become quite familiar with the maid, and chatter with her (upon

equal terms) about caps and ribbons and lace by the hour together. There

is no difference between them but that of situation in the kitchen or in

the parlour: let circumstances bring them together, and they fit like

hand and glove. It is like mistress, like maid. Their talk, their

thoughts, their dreams, their likings and dislikes are the same. The

mistress’s head runs continually on dress and finery, so does the

maid’s: the young lady longs to ride in a coach and six, so does the

maid, if she could: Miss forms a _beau idéal_ of a lover with black eyes

and rosy cheeks, which does not differ from that of her attendant: both

like a smart man, the one the footman and the other his master, for the

same reason: both like handsome furniture and fine houses: both apply

the terms, _shocking_ and _disagreeable_, to the same things and

persons: both have a great notion of balls, plays, treats, song-books

and love-tales: both like a wedding or a christening, and both would

give their little fingers to see a coronation, with this difference,

that the one has a chance of getting a seat at it, and the other is

dying of envy that she has not. Indeed, this last is a ceremony that

delights equally the greatest monarch and the meanest of his

subjects—the vilest of the rabble. Yet this, which is the height of

gentility and the consummation of external distinction and splendour,

is, I should say, a vulgar ceremony. For what degree of refinement, of

capacity, of virtue is required in the individual who is so

distinguished, or is necessary to his enjoying this idle and imposing

parade of his person? Is he delighted with the state-coach and gilded

pannels? So is the poorest wretch that gazes at it. Is he struck with

the spirit, the beauty and symmetry of the eight cream-coloured horses?

There is not one of the immense multitude, who flock to see the sight

from town or country, St. Giles’s or Whitechapel, young or old, rich or

poor, gentle or simple, who does not agree to admire the same object. Is

he delighted with the yeomen of the guard, the military escort, the

groups of ladies, the badges of sovereign power, the kingly crown, the

marshal’s truncheon and the judge’s robe, the array that precedes and

follows him, the crowded streets, the windows hung with eager looks? So

are the mob, for they ‘have eyes and see them!’ There is no one faculty

of mind or body, natural or acquired, essential to the principal figure

in this procession, more than is common to the meanest and most despised

attendant on it. A wax-work figure would answer the same purpose: a Lord

Mayor of London has as much tinsel to be proud of. I would rather have a

king do something that no one else has the power or magnanimity to do,

or say something that no one else has the wisdom to say, or look more

handsome, more thoughtful, or benign than any one else in his dominions.

But I see nothing to raise one’s idea of him in his being made a shew

of: if the pageant would do as well without the man, the man would do as

well without the pageant! Kings have been declared to be ‘lovers of low

company:’ and this maxim, besides the reason sometimes assigned for it,

_viz._ that they meet with less opposition to their wills from such

persons, will I suspect be found to turn at last on the consideration I

am here stating, that they also meet with more sympathy in their tastes.

The most ignorant and thoughtless have the greatest admiration of the

baubles, the outward symbols of pomp and power, the sound and shew,

which are the habitual delight and mighty prerogative of kings. The

stupidest slave worships the gaudiest tyrant. The same gross motives

appeal to the same gross capacities, flatter the pride of the superior,

and excite the servility of the dependant: whereas a higher reach of

moral and intellectual refinement might seek in vain for higher proofs

of internal worth and inherent majesty in the object of its idolatry,

and not finding the divinity lodged within, the unreasonable expectation

raised would probably end in mortification on both sides!—There is

little to distinguish a king from his subjects but the rabble’s shout—if

he loses that, and is reduced to the forlorn hope of gaining the

suffrages of the wise and good, he is of all men the most miserable.—But

enough of this.

‘I like it,’ says Miss Branghton[49] in Evelina (meaning the Opera)

‘because it is not vulgar.’ That is, she likes it, not because there is

any thing to like in it, but because other people are prevented from

liking or knowing any thing about it. Janus Weathercock, Esq. laugheth

to scorn and spitefully entreateth and hugely condemneth my dramatic

criticisms in the London, for a like exquisite reason. I must therefore

make an example of him _in terrorem_ to all such hypercritics. He finds

fault with me and calls my taste vulgar, because I go to Sadler’s Wells

(‘a place he has heard of’—O Lord, Sir!)—because I notice the Miss

Dennets, ‘great favourites with the Whitechapel orders’—praise Miss

Valancy, ‘a bouncing Columbine at Ashley’s and them there places, as his

barber informs him,’ (has he no way of establishing himself in his own

good opinion but by triumphing over his barber’s bad English?)—and

finally, because I recognise the existence of the Cobourg and the Surrey

theatres, at the names of which he cries ‘Faugh’ with great

significance, as if he had some personal disgust at them, and yet he

would be supposed never to have entered them. It is not his cue as a

well-bred critic. _C’est beau ça._ Now this appears to me a very crude,

unmeaning, indiscriminate, wholesale and vulgar way of thinking. It is

prejudging things in the lump, by names and places and classes, instead

of judging of them by what they are in themselves, by their real

qualities and shades of distinction. There is no selection, truth, or

delicacy in such a mode of proceeding. It is affecting ignorance, and

making it a title to wisdom. It is a vapid assumption of superiority. It

is exceeding impertinence. It is rank coxcombry. It is nothing in the

world else. To condemn because the multitude admire is as essentially

vulgar as to admire because they admire. There is no exercise of taste

or judgment in either case: both are equally repugnant to good sense,

and of the two I should prefer the good-natured side. I would as soon

agree with my barber as differ from him: and why should I make a point

of reversing the sentence of the Whitechapel orders? Or how can it

affect my opinion of the merits of an actor at the Cobourg or the Surrey

theatres, that these theatres are in or out of the Bills of Mortality?

This is an easy, short-hand way of judging, as gross as it is

mechanical. It is not a difficult matter to settle questions of taste by

consulting the map of London, or to prove your liberality by

geographical distinctions. Janus jumbles things together strangely. If

he had seen Mr. Kean in a provincial theatre, at Exeter or Taunton, he

would have thought it vulgar to admire him: but when he had been stamped

in London, Janus would no doubt shew his discernment and the subtlety of

his tact for the display of character and passion, by not being behind

the fashion. The Miss Dennetts are ‘little unformed girls,’ for no other

reason than because they danced at one of the Minor Theatres: let them

but come out on the Opera boards, and let the beauty and fashion of the

season greet them with a fairy shower of delighted applause, and they

would outshine Milanie ‘with the foot of fire.’ His gorge rises at the

mention of a certain quarter of the town: whatever passes current in

another, he ‘swallows total grist unsifted, husks and all.’ This is not

taste, but folly. At this rate, the hackney-coachman who drives him, or

his horse Contributor, whom he has introduced as a select personage to

the vulgar reader, knows as much of the matter as he does. In a word,

the answer to all this in the first instance is to say what vulgarity

is. Now its essence, I imagine, consists in taking manners, actions,

words, opinions on trust from others, without examining one’s own

feelings or weighing the merits of the case. It is coarseness or

shallowness of taste arising from want of individual refinement,

together with the confidence and presumption inspired by example and

numbers. It may be defined to be a prostitution of the mind or body to

ape the more or less obvious defects of others, because by so doing we

shall secure the suffrages of those we associate with. To affect a

gesture, an opinion, a phrase, because it is the rage with a large

number of persons, or to hold it in abhorrence because another set of

persons very little, if at all, better informed, cry it down to

distinguish themselves from the former, is in either case equal

vulgarity and absurdity. A thing is not vulgar merely because it is

common. ’Tis common to breathe, to see, to feel, to live. Nothing is

vulgar that is natural, spontaneous, unavoidable. Grossness is not

vulgarity, ignorance is not vulgarity, awkwardness is not vulgarity: but

all these become vulgar when they are affected and shewn off on the

authority of others, or to fall in with _the fashion_ or the company we

keep. Caliban is coarse enough, but surely he is not vulgar. We might as

well spurn the clod under our feet, and call it vulgar. Cobbett is

coarse enough, but he is not vulgar. He does not belong to the herd.

Nothing real, nothing original can be vulgar: but I should think an

imitator of Cobbett a vulgar man. Emery’s Yorkshireman is vulgar,

because he is a Yorkshireman. It is the cant and gibberish, the cunning

and low life of a particular district; it has ‘a stamp exclusive and

provincial.’ He might ‘gabble most brutishly’ and yet not fall under the

letter of the definition: but ‘his speech bewrayeth him,’ his dialect

(like the jargon of a Bond-street lounger) is the damning circumstance.

If he were a mere blockhead, it would not signify: but he thinks himself

a _knowing hand_, according to the notions and practices of those with

whom he was brought up, and which he thinks _the go_ every where. In a

word, this character is not the offspring of untutored nature but of bad

habits; it is made up of ignorance and conceit. It has a mixture of

_slang_ in it. All slang phrases are for the same reason vulgar; but

there is nothing vulgar in the common English idiom. Simplicity is not

vulgarity; but the looking to affectation of any sort for distinction

is. A cockney is a vulgar character, whose imagination cannot wander

beyond the suburbs of the metropolis: so is a fellow who is always

thinking of the High-street, Edinburgh. We want a name for this last

character. An opinion is vulgar that is stewed in the rank breath of the

rabble: nor is it a bit purer or more refined for having passed through

the well cleansed teeth of a whole court. The inherent vulgarity is in

having no other feeling on any subject than the crude, blind, headlong,

gregarious notion acquired by sympathy with the mixed multitude or with

a fastidious minority, who are just as insensible to the real truth, and

as indifferent to every thing but their own frivolous and vexatious

pretensions. The upper are not wiser than the lower orders, because they

resolve to differ from them. The fashionable have the advantage of the

unfashionable in nothing but the fashion. The true vulgar are the

_servum pecus imitatorum_—the herd of pretenders to what they do not

feel and to what is not natural to them, whether in high or low life. To

belong to any class, to move in any rank or sphere of life, is not a

very exclusive distinction or test of refinement. Refinement will in all

classes be the exception, not the rule; and the exception may fall out

in one class as well as another. A king is but an hereditary title. A

nobleman is only one of the House of Peers. To be a knight or alderman

is confessedly a vulgar thing. The king the other day made Sir Walter

Scott a baronet, but not all the power of the Three Estates could make

another Author of Waverley. Princes, heroes are often common-place

people: Hamlet was not a vulgar character, neither was Don Quixote. To

be an author, to be a painter, is nothing. It is a trick, it is a trade.

‘An author! ’tis a venerable name:

How few deserve it, yet what numbers claim!’

Nay, to be a Member of the Royal Academy, or a Fellow of the Royal

Society, is but a vulgar distinction. But to be a Virgil, a Milton, a

Raphael, a Claude, is what fell to the lot of humanity but once! I do

not think _they_ were vulgar people, though for any thing I know to the

contrary, the first Lord of the Bed-chamber may be a very vulgar man:

for anything I know to the contrary, he may not be so.—Such are pretty

much my notions of gentility and vulgarity.

There is a well-dressed and an ill-dressed mob, both which I hate. _Odi

profanum vulgus, et arceo._ The vapid affectation of the one is to me

even more intolerable than the gross insolence and brutality of the

other. If a set of low-lived fellows are noisy, rude, and boisterous to

shew their disregard of the company, a set of fashionable coxcombs are,

to a nauseous degree, finical and effeminate to shew their thorough

breeding. The one are governed by their feelings, however coarse and

misguided, which is something: the others consult only appearances,

which are nothing, either as a test of happiness or virtue. Hogarth in

his prints has trimmed the balance of pretension between the downright

blackguard and the _soi-disant_ fine gentleman unanswerably. It does not

appear in his moral demonstrations (whatever it may do in the genteel

letter-writing of Lord Chesterfield, or the chivalrous rhapsodies of

Burke) that vice by losing all its grossness loses half its evil. It

becomes more contemptible, not less disgusting. What is there in common,

for instance, between his beaux and belles, his rakes and his coquets,

and the men and women, the true heroic and ideal characters in Raphael?

But his people of fashion and quality are just upon a par with the low,

the selfish, the _unideal_ characters in the contrasted view of human

life, and are often the very same characters, only changing places. If

the lower ranks are actuated by envy and uncharitableness towards the

upper, the latter have scarcely any feelings but of pride, contempt, and

aversion to the lower. If the poor would pull down the rich to get at

their good things, the rich would tread down the poor as in a

vine-press, and squeeze the last shilling out of their pockets, and the

last drop of blood out of their veins. If the headstrong self-will and

unruly turbulence of a common alehouse are shocking, what shall we say

to the studied insincerity, the insipid want of common sense, the

callous insensibility of the drawing-room and _boudoir_? I would rather

see the feelings of our common nature (for they are the same at bottom)

expressed in the most naked and unqualified way, than see every feeling

of our nature suppressed, stifled, hermetically sealed under the smooth,

cold, glittering varnish of pretended refinement and conventional

politeness. The one may be corrected by being better informed; the other

is incorrigible, wilful, heartless depravity. I cannot describe the

contempt and disgust I have felt at the tone of what would be thought

good company, when I have witnessed the sleek, smiling, glossy,

gratuitous assumption of superiority to every feeling of humanity,

honesty, or principle, as a part of the etiquette, the mental and moral

_costume_ of the table, and every profession of toleration or favour for

the lower orders, that is, for the great mass of our fellow-creatures,

treated as an indecorum and breach of the harmony of well-regulated

society. In short, I prefer a bear-garden to the adder’s den. Or to put

this case in its extremest point of view, I have more patience with men

in a rude state of nature outraging the human form, than I have with

apes ‘making mops and mows’ at the extravagances they have first

provoked. I can endure the brutality (as it is termed) of mobs better

than the inhumanity of courts. The violence of the one rages like a

fire; the insidious policy of the other strikes like a pestilence, and

is more fatal and inevitable. The slow poison of despotism is worse than

the convulsive struggles of anarchy. ‘Of all evils,’ says Hume, ‘anarchy

is the shortest lived.’ The one may ‘break out like a wild overthrow;’

but the other from its secret, sacred stand, operates unseen, and

undermines the happiness of kingdoms for ages, lurks in the hollow

cheek, and stares you in the face in the ghastly eye of want and agony

and woe. It is dreadful to hear the noise and uproar of an infuriated

multitude stung by the sense of wrong, and maddened by sympathy: it is

more appalling to think of the smile answered by other gracious smiles,

of the whisper echoed by other assenting whispers, which doom them first

to despair and then to destruction. Popular fury finds its counterpart

in courtly servility. If every outrage is to be apprehended from the

one, every iniquity is deliberately sanctioned by the other, without

regard to justice or decency. The word of a king, ‘Go thou and do

likewise,’ makes the stoutest heart dumb: truth and honesty shrink

before it.[50] If there are watch-words for the rabble, have not the

polite and fashionable their hackneyed phrases, their fulsome unmeaning

jargon as well? Both are to me anathema!

To return to the first question, as it regards individual and private

manners. There is a fine illustration of the effects of preposterous and

affected gentility in the character of Gertrude, in the old comedy of

Eastward Hoe, written by Ben Jonson, Marston, and Chapman in

conjunction. This play is supposed to have given rise to Hogarth’s

series of prints of the Idle and Industrious Apprentice; and there is

something exceedingly Hogarthian in the view both of vulgar and of

genteel life here displayed. The character of Gertrude in particular,

the heroine of the piece, is inimitably drawn. The mixture of vanity and

meanness, the internal worthlessness, and external pretence, the rustic

ignorance and fine lady-like airs, the intoxication of novelty and

infatuation of pride, appear like a dream or romance, rather than

anything in real life. Cinderella and her glass-slipper are common-place

to it. She is not, like Millimant (a century afterwards) the

accomplished fine lady, but a pretender to all the foppery and finery of

the character. It is the honey-moon with her ladyship, and her folly is

at the full. To be a wife and the wife of a knight are to her pleasures

‘worn in their newest gloss,’ and nothing can exceed her raptures in the

contemplation of both parts of the dilemma. It is not familiarity but

novelty, that weds her to the court. She rises into the air of gentility

from the ground of a city life, and flutters about there with all the

fantastic delight of a butterfly that has just changed its caterpillar

state. The sound of My Lady intoxicates her with delight, makes her

giddy, and almost turns her brain. On the bare strength of it she is

ready to turn her father and mother out of doors, and treats her brother

and sister with infinite disdain and judicial hardness of heart. With

some speculators the modern philosophy has deadened and distorted all

the natural affections: and before abstract ideas and the mischievous

refinements of literature were introduced, nothing was to be met with in

the primeval state of society but simplicity and pastoral innocence of

manners—

‘And all was conscience and tender heart.’

This historical play gives the lie to the above theory pretty broadly,

yet delicately. Our heroine is as vain as she is ignorant, and as

unprincipled as she is both; and without an idea or wish of any kind but

that of adorning her person in the glass, and being called and thought a

lady, something superior to a citizen’s wife.[51] She is so bent on

finery that she believes in miracles to obtain it, and expects the

fairies to bring it her.[52] She is quite above thinking of a

settlement, jointure, or pin-money. She takes the will for the deed all

through the piece, and is so besotted with this ignorant, vulgar notion

of rank and title as a real thing that cannot be counterfeited, that she

is dupe of her own fine stratagems, and marries a gull, a dolt, a broken

adventurer for an accomplished and brave gentleman. Her meanness is

equal to her folly and her pride (and nothing can be greater), yet she

holds out on the strength of her original pretensions for a long time,

and plays the upstart with decent and imposing consistency. Indeed her

infatuation and caprices are akin to the flighty perversity of a

disordered imagination; and another turn of the wheel of good or evil

fortune would have sent her to keep company with Hogarth’s

_Merveilleuses_ in Bedlam, or with Deckar’s group of coquets in the same

place. The other parts of the play are a dreary lee-shore, like

Cuckold’s Point on the coast of Essex, where the preconcerted shipwreck

takes place that winds up the catastrophe of the piece. But this is also

characteristic of the age, and serves as a contrast to the airy and

factitious character which is the principal figure in the plot. We had

made but little progress from that point till Hogarth’s time, if Hogarth

is to be believed in his description of city manners. How wonderfully we

have distanced it since!

Without going into this at length, there is one circumstance I would

mention in which I think there has been a striking improvement in the

family economy of modern times—and that is in the relation of mistresses

and servants. After visits and finery, a married woman of the old school

had nothing to do but to attend to her housewifery. She had no other

resource, no other sense of power, but to harangue and lord it over her

domestics. Modern book-education supplies the place of the old-fashioned

system of kitchen persecution and eloquence. A well-bred woman now

seldom goes into the kitchen to look after the servants:—formerly what

was called a good manager, an exemplary mistress of a family, did

nothing but hunt them from morning to night, from one year’s end to

another, without leaving them a moment’s rest, peace, or comfort. Now a

servant is left to do her work without this suspicious and tormenting

interference and fault-finding at every step, and she does it all the

better. The proverbs about the mistress’s eye, &c. are no longer held

for current. A woman from this habit, which at last became an

unconquerable passion, would scold her maids for fifty years together,

and nothing could stop her: now the temptation to read the last new poem

or novel, and the necessity of talking of it in the next company she

goes into, prevent her—and the benefit to all parties is incalculable!

ESSAY XVII

ON A LANDSCAPE OF NICOLAS POUSSIN

‘And blind Orion hungry for the morn.’

Orion, the subject of this landscape, was the classical Nimrod; and is

called by Homer, ‘a hunter of shadows, himself a shade.’ He was the son

of Neptune; and having lost an eye in some affray between the Gods and

men, was told that if he would go to meet the rising sun, he would

recover his sight. He is represented setting out on his journey, with

men on his shoulders to guide him, a bow in his hand, and Diana in the

clouds greeting him. He stalks along, a giant upon earth, and reels and

falters in his gait, as if just awaked out of sleep, or uncertain of his

way;—you see his blindness, though his back is turned. Mists rise around

him, and veil the sides of the green forests; earth is dank and fresh

with dews, the ‘grey dawn and the Pleiades before him dance,’ and in the

distance are seen the blue hills and sullen ocean. Nothing was ever more

finely conceived or done. It breathes the spirit of the morning; its

moisture, its repose, its obscurity, waiting the miracle of light to

kindle it into smiles: the whole is, like the principal figure in it, ‘a

forerunner of the dawn.’ The same atmosphere tinges and imbues every

object, the same dull light ‘shadowy sets off’ the face of nature: one

feeling of vastness, of strangeness, and of primeval forms pervades the

painter’s canvas, and we are thrown back upon the first integrity of

things. This great and learned man might be said to see nature through

the glass of time: he alone has a right to be considered as the painter

of classical antiquity. Sir Joshua has done him justice in this respect.

He could give to the scenery of his heroic fables that unimpaired look

of original nature, full, solid, large, luxuriant, teeming with life and

power; or deck it with all the pomp of art, with temples and towers, and

mythologic groves. His pictures ‘denote a foregone conclusion.’ He

applies nature to his purposes, works out her images according to the

standard of his thoughts, embodies high fictions; and the first

conception being given, all the rest seems to grow out of, and be

assimilated to it, by the unfailing process of a studious imagination.

Like his own Orion, he overlooks the surrounding scene, appears to ‘take

up the isles as a very little thing, and to lay the earth in a balance.’

With a laborious and mighty grasp, he put nature into the mould of the

ideal and antique; and was among painters (more than any one else) what

Milton was among poets. There is in both something of the same pedantry,

the same stiffness, the same elevation, the same grandeur, the same

mixture of art and nature, the same richness of borrowed materials, the

same unity of character. Neither the poet nor the painter lowered the

subjects they treated, but filled up the outline in the fancy, and added

strength and reality to it; and thus not only satisfied, but surpassed

the expectations of the spectator and the reader. This is held for the

triumph and the perfection of works of art. To give us nature, such as

we see it, is well and deserving of praise; to give us nature, such as

we have never seen, but have often wished to see it, is better, and

deserving of higher praise. He who can show the world in its first naked

glory, with the hues of fancy spread over it, or in its high and palmy

state, with the gravity of history stamped on the proud monuments of

vanished empire,—who, by his ‘so potent art,’ can recal time past,

transport us to distant places, and join the regions of imagination (a

new conquest) to those of reality,—who shows us not only what nature is,

but what she has been, and is capable of,—he who does this, and does it

with simplicity, with truth, and grandeur, is lord of nature and her

powers; and his mind is universal, and his art the master-art!

There is nothing in this ‘more than natural,’ if criticism could be

persuaded to think so. The historic painter does not neglect or

contravene nature, but follows her more closely up into her fantastic

heights, or hidden recesses. He demonstrates what she would be in

conceivable circumstances, and under implied conditions. He ‘gives to

airy nothing a local habitation,’ not ‘a name.’ At his touch, words

start up into images, thoughts become things. He clothes a dream, a

phantom with form and colour and the wholesome attributes of reality.

_His_ art is a second nature; not a different one. There are those,

indeed, who think that not to copy nature, is the rule for attaining

perfection. Because they cannot paint the objects which they have seen,

they fancy themselves qualified to paint the ideas which they have not

seen. But it is possible to fail in this latter and more difficult style

of imitation, as well as in the former humbler one. The detection, it is

true, is not so easy, because the objects are not so nigh at hand to

compare, and therefore there is more room both for false pretension and

for self-deceit. They take an epic motto or subject, and conclude that

the spirit is implied as a thing of course. They paint inferior

portraits, maudlin lifeless faces, without ordinary expression, or one

look, feature, or particle of nature in them, and think that this is to

rise to the truth of history. They vulgarise and degrade whatever is

interesting or sacred to the mind, and suppose that they thus add to the

dignity of their profession. They represent a face that seems as if no

thought or feeling of any kind had ever passed through it, and would

have you believe that this is the very sublime of expression, such as it

would appear in heroes, or demi-gods of old, when rapture or agony was

raised to its height. They show you a landscape that looks as if the sun

never shone upon it, and tell you that it is not modern—that so earth

looked when Titan first kissed it with his rays. This is not the true

_ideal_. It is not to fill the moulds of the imagination, but to deface

and injure them: it is not to come up to, but to fall short of the

poorest conception in the public mind. Such pictures should not be hung

in the same room with that of Orion.[53]

Poussin was, of all painters, the most poetical. He was the painter of

ideas. No one ever told a story half so well, nor so well knew what was

capable of being told by the pencil. He seized on, and struck off with

grace and precision, just that point of view which would be likely to

catch the reader’s fancy. There is a significance, a consciousness in

whatever he does (sometimes a vice, but oftener a virtue) beyond any

other painter. His Giants sitting on the tops of craggy mountains, as

huge themselves, and playing idly on their Pan’s-pipes, seem to have

been seated there these three thousand years, and to know the beginning

and the end of their own story. An infant Bacchus or Jupiter is big with

his future destiny. Even inanimate and dumb things speak a language of

their own. His snakes, the messengers of fate, are inspired with human

intellect. His trees grow and expand their leaves in the air, glad of

the rain, proud of the sun, awake to the winds of heaven. In his Plague

of Athens, the very buildings seem stiff with horror. His picture of the

Deluge is, perhaps, the finest historical landscape in the world. You

see a waste of waters, wide, interminable: the sun is labouring, wan and

weary, up the sky; the clouds, dull and leaden, lie like a load upon the

eye, and heaven and earth seem commingling into one confused mass! His

human figures are sometimes ‘o’er-informed’ with this kind of feeling.

Their actions have too much gesticulation, and the set expression of the

features borders too much on the mechanical and caricatured style. In

this respect, they form a contrast to Raphael’s, whose figures never

appear to be sitting for their pictures, or to be conscious of a

spectator, or to have come from the painter’s hand. In Nicolas Poussin,

on the contrary, every thing seems to have a distinct understanding with

the artist: ‘the very stones prate of their whereabout:’ each object has

its part and place assigned, and is in a sort of compact with the rest

of the picture. It is this conscious keeping, and, as it were,

_internal_ design, that gives their peculiar character to the works of

this artist. There was a picture of Aurora in the British Gallery a year

or two ago. It was a suffusion of golden light. The Goddess wore her

saffron-coloured robes, and appeared just risen from the gloomy bed of

old Tithonus. Her very steeds, milk-white, were tinged with the yellow

dawn. It was a personification of the morning.—Poussin succeeded better

in classic than in sacred subjects. The latter are comparatively heavy,

forced, full of violent contrasts of colour, of red, blue, and black,

and without the true prophetic inspiration of the characters. But in his

Pagan allegories and fables he was quite at home. The native gravity and

native levity of the Frenchman were combined with Italian scenery and an

antique gusto, and gave even to his colouring an air of learned

indifference. He wants, in one respect, grace, form, expression; but he

has every where sense and meaning, perfect costume and propriety. His

personages always belong to the class and time represented, and are

strictly versed in the business in hand. His grotesque compositions in

particular, his Nymphs and Fauns, are superior (at least, as far as

style is concerned) even to those of Rubens. They are taken more

immediately out of fabulous history. Rubens’s Satyrs and Bacchantes have

a more jovial and voluptuous aspect, are more drunk with pleasure, more

full of animal spirits and riotous impulses; they laugh and bound along—

Leaping like wanton kids in pleasant spring:

but those of Poussin have more of the intellectual part of the

character, and seem vicious on reflection, and of set purpose. Rubens’s

are noble specimens of a class; Poussin’s are allegorical abstractions

of the same class, with bodies less pampered, but with minds more

secretly depraved. The Bacchanalian groups of the Flemish painter were,

however, his masterpieces in composition. Witness those prodigies of

colour, character, and expression, at Blenheim. In the more chaste and

refined delineation of classic fable, Poussin was without a rival.

Rubens, who was a match for him in the wild and picturesque, could not

pretend to vie with the elegance and purity of thought in his picture of

Apollo giving a poet a cup of water to drink, nor with the gracefulness

of design in the figure of a nymph squeezing the juice of a bunch of

grapes from her fingers (a rosy wine-press) which falls into the mouth

of a chubby infant below. But, above all, who shall celebrate, in terms

of fit praise, his picture of the shepherds in the Vale of Tempe going

out in a fine morning of the spring, and coming to a tomb with this

inscription:—ET EGO IN ARCADIA VIXI! The eager curiosity of some, the

expression of others who start back with fear and surprise, the clear

breeze playing with the branches of the shadowing trees, ‘the valleys

low, where the mild zephyrs use,’ the distant, uninterrupted, sunny

prospect speak (and for ever will speak on) of ages past to ages yet to

come![54]

Pictures are a set of chosen images, a stream of pleasant thoughts

passing through the mind. It is a luxury to have the walls of our rooms

hung round with them, and no less so to have such a gallery in the mind,

to con over the relics of ancient art bound up ‘within the book and

volume of the brain, unmixed (if it were possible) with baser matter!’ A

life passed among pictures, in the study and the love of art, is a happy

noiseless dream: or rather, it is to dream and to be awake at the same

time; for it has all ‘the sober certainty of waking bliss,’ with the

romantic voluptuousness of a visionary and abstracted being. They are

the bright consummate essences of things, and ‘he who knows of these

delights to taste and interpose them oft, is not unwise!’—The Orion,

which I have here taken occasion to descant upon, is one of a collection

of excellent pictures, as this collection is itself one of a series from

the old masters, which have for some years back embrowned the walls of

the British Gallery, and enriched the public eye. What hues (those of

nature mellowed by time) breathe around, as we enter! What forms are

there, woven into the memory! What looks, which only the answering looks

of the spectator can express! What intellectual stores have been yearly

poured forth from the shrine of ancient art! The works are various, but

the names the same—heaps of Rembrandts frowning from the darkened walls,

Rubens’s glad gorgeous groups, Titians more rich and rare, Claudes

always exquisite, sometimes beyond compare, Guido’s endless cloying

sweetness, the learning of Poussin and the Caracci, and Raphael’s

princely magnificence, crowning all. We read certain letters and

syllables in the catalogue, and at the well-known magic sound, a miracle

of skill and beauty starts to view. One might think that one year’s

prodigal display of such perfection would exhaust the labours of one

man’s life; but the next year, and the next to that, we find another

harvest reaped and gathered in to the great garner of art, by the same

immortal hands—

Old GENIUS the porter of them was;

He letteth in, he letteth out to wend.—

Their works seem endless as their reputation—to be many as they are

complete—to multiply with the desire of the mind to see more and more of

them; as if there were a living power in the breath of Fame, and in the

very names of the great heirs of glory ‘there were propagation too!’ It

is something to have a collection of this sort to count upon once a

year; to have one last, lingering look yet to come. Pictures are

scattered like stray gifts through the world; and while they remain,

earth has yet a little gilding left, not quite rubbed off, dishonoured,

and defaced. There are plenty of standard works still to be found in

this country, in the collections at Blenheim, at Burleigh, and in those

belonging to Mr. Angerstein, Lord Grosvenor, the Marquis of Stafford,

and others, to keep up this treat to the lovers of art for many years:

and it is the more desirable to reserve a privileged sanctuary of this

sort, where the eye may dote, and the heart take its fill of such

pictures as Poussin’s Orion, since the Louvre is stripped of its

triumphant spoils, and since he, who collected it, and wore it as a rich

jewel in his Iron Crown, the hunter of greatness and of glory, is

himself a shade!—

ESSAY XVIII

ON MILTON’S SONNETS

The great object of the Sonnet seems to be, to express in musical

numbers, and as it were with undivided breath, some occasional thought

or personal feeling, ‘some fee-grief due to the poet’s breast.’ It is a

sigh uttered from the fulness of the heart, an involuntary aspiration

born and dying in the same moment. I have always been fond of Milton’s

Sonnets for this reason, that they have more of this personal and

internal character than any others; and they acquire a double value when

we consider that they come from the pen of the loftiest of our poets.

Compared with Paradise Lost, they are like tender flowers that adorn the

base of some proud column or stately temple. The author in the one could

work himself up with unabated fortitude ‘to the height of his great

argument;’ but in the other he has shewn that he could condescend to men

of low estate, and after the lightning and the thunder-bolt of his pen,

lets fall some drops of ‘natural pity’ over hapless infirmity, mingling

strains with the nightingale’s, ‘most musical, most melancholy.’ The

immortal poet pours his mortal sorrows into our breasts, and a tear

falls from his sightless orbs on the friendly hand he presses. The

Sonnets are a kind of pensive record of past achievements, loves, and

friendships, and a noble exhortation to himself to bear up with cheerful

hope and confidence to the last. Some of them are of a more quaint and

humorous character; but I speak of those only, which are intended to be

serious and pathetical.—I do not know indeed but they may be said to be

almost the first effusions of this sort of natural and personal

sentiment in the language. Drummond’s ought perhaps to be excepted, were

they formed less closely on the model of Petrarch’s, so as to be often

little more than translations of the Italian poet. But Milton’s Sonnets

are truly his own in allusion, thought, and versification. Those of Sir

Philip Sidney, who was a great transgressor in this way, turn

sufficiently on himself and his own adventures; but they are elaborately

quaint and intricate, and more like riddles than sonnets. They are ‘very

tolerable and not to be endured.’ Shakespear’s, which some persons

better-informed in such matters than I can pretend to be, profess to cry

up as ‘the divine, the matchless, what you will,’—to say nothing of the

want of point or a leading, prominent idea in most of them, are I think

overcharged and monotonous, and as to their ultimate drift, as for

myself, I can make neither head nor tail of it. Yet some of them, I own,

are sweet even to a sense of faintness, luscious as the woodbine, and

graceful and luxuriant like it. Here is one.

‘From you have I been absent in the spring,

When proud-pied April, dress’d in all his trim,

Hath put a spirit of youth in every thing;

That heavy Saturn laugh’d and leap’d with him.

Yet nor the lays of birds, nor the sweet smell

Of different flowers in odour and in hue,

Could make me any summer’s story tell,

Or from their proud lap pluck them where they grew:

Nor did I wonder at the lilies white,

Nor praise the deep vermilion in the rose;

They were but sweet, but figures of delight,

Drawn after you, you pattern of all those.

Yet seem’d it winter still; and you away,

As with your shadow, I with these did play.’

I am not aware of any writer of Sonnets worth mentioning here till long

after Milton, that is, till the time of Warton and the revival of a

taste for Italian and for our own early literature. During the rage for

French models, the Sonnet had not been much studied. It is a mode of

composition that depends entirely on _expression_; and this the French

and artificial style gladly dispenses with, as it lays no particular

stress on any thing—except vague, general common-places. Warton’s

Sonnets are undoubtedly exquisite, both in style and matter: they are

poetical and philosophical effusions of very delightful sentiment; but

the thoughts, though fine and deeply felt, are not, like Milton’s

subjects, identified completely with the writer, and so far want a more

individual interest. Mr. Wordsworth’s are also finely conceived and

high-sounding Sonnets. They mouth it well, and are said to be sacred to

Liberty. Brutus’s exclamation, ‘Oh Virtue, I thought thee a substance,

but I find thee a shadow,’ was not considered as a compliment, but as a

bitter sarcasm. The beauty of Milton’s Sonnets is their sincerity, the

spirit of poetical patriotism which they breathe. Either Milton’s or the

living bard’s are defective in this respect. There is no Sonnet of

Milton’s on the Restoration of Charles II. There is no Sonnet of Mr.

Wordsworth’s, corresponding to that of ‘the poet blind and bold,’ _On

the late Massacre in Piedmont_. It would be no niggard praise to Mr.

Wordsworth to grant that he was either half the man or half the poet

that Milton was. He has not his high and various imagination, nor his

deep and fixed principle. Milton did not worship the rising sun, nor

turn his back on a losing and fallen cause.

‘Such recantation had no charms for him!’

Mr. Southey has thought proper to put the author of Paradise Lost into

his late Heaven, on the understood condition that he is ‘no longer to

kings and to hierarchs hostile.’ In his life-time, he gave no sign of

such an alteration; and it is rather presumptuous in the poet-laureate

to pursue the deceased antagonist of Salmasius into the other world to

compliment him with his own infirmity of purpose. It is a wonder he did

not add in a note that Milton called him aside to whisper in his ear

that he preferred the new English hexameters to his own blank verse!

Our first of poets was one of our first of men. He was an eminent

instance to prove that a poet is not another name for the slave of power

and fashion; as is the case with painters and musicians—things without

an opinion—and who merely aspire to make up the pageant and shew of the

day. There are persons in common life who have that eager curiosity and

restless admiration of bustle and splendour, that sooner than not be

admitted on great occasions of feasting and luxurious display, they will

go in the character of livery-servants to stand behind the chairs of the

great. There are others who can so little bear to be left for any length

of time out of the grand carnival and masquerade of pride and folly,

that they will gain admittance to it at the expense of their characters

as well as of a change of dress. Milton was not one of these. He had too

much of the _ideal_ faculty in his composition, a lofty contemplative

principle, and consciousness of inward power and worth, to be tempted by

such idle baits. We have plenty of chaunting and chiming in among some

modern writers with the triumphs over their own views and principles;

but none of a patient resignation to defeat, sustaining and nourishing

itself with the thought of the justice of their cause, and with

firm-fixed rectitude. I do not pretend to defend the tone of Milton’s

political writings (which was borrowed from the style of controversial

divinity) or to say that he was right in the part he took:—I say that he

was consistent in it, and did not convict himself of error: he was

consistent in it in spite of danger and obloquy, ‘on evil days though

fallen, and evil tongues,’ and therefore his character has the salt of

honesty about it. It does not offend in the nostrils of posterity. He

had taken his part boldly and stood to it manfully, and submitted to the

change of times with pious fortitude, building his consolations on the

resources of his own mind and the recollection of the past, instead of

endeavouring to make himself a retreat for the time to come. As an

instance of this, we may take one of the best and most admired of these

Sonnets, that addressed to Cyriac Skinner, on his own blindness.

‘Cyriac, this three years’ day, these eyes, though clear,

To outward view, of blemish or of spot,

Bereft of light their seeing have forgot,

Nor to their idle orbs doth sight appear

Of sun or moon or star throughout the year,

Or man or woman. Yet I argue not

Against Heav’n’s hand or will, nor bate a jot

Of heart or hope; but still bear up and steer

Right onward. What supports me, dost thou ask?

The conscience, Friend, to have lost them overply’d

In liberty’s defence, my noble task,

Of which all Europe talks from side to side.

This thought might lead me through the world’s vain mask,

Content though blind, had I no better guide.’

Nothing can exceed the mild, subdued tone of this Sonnet, nor the

striking grandeur of the concluding thought. It is curious to remark

what seems to be a trait of character in the two first lines. From

Milton’s care to inform the reader that ‘his eyes were still clear to

outward view of spot or blemish,’ it would be thought that he had not

yet given up all regard to personal appearance; a feeling to which his

singular beauty at an earlier age might be supposed naturally enough to

lead.—Of the political or (what may be called) his _State-Sonnets_,

those to Cromwell, to Fairfax, and to the younger Vane, are full of

exalted praise and dignified advice. They are neither familiar nor

servile. The writer knows what is due to power and to fame. He feels the

true, unassumed equality of greatness. He pays the full tribute of

admiration for great acts atchieved, and suggests becoming occasion to

deserve higher praise. That to Cromwell is a proof how completely our

poet maintained the erectness of his understanding and spirit in his

intercourse with men in power. It is such a compliment as a poet might

pay to a conqueror and head of the state, without the possibility of

self-degradation.

‘Cromwell, our chief of men, who through a cloud,

Not of war only, but detractions rude,

Guided by faith and matchless fortitude,

To peace and truth thy glorious way hast plough’d,

And on the neck of crowned fortune proud

Hast rear’d God’s trophies and his work pursued,

While Darwen stream with blood of Scots imbrued,

And Dunbar field resounds thy praises loud,

And Worcester’s laureat wreath. Yet much remains

To conquer still; peace hath her victories

No less renown’d than war: new foes arise

Threatening to bind our souls with secular chains;

Help us to save free conscience from the paw

Of hireling wolves, whose gospel is their maw.’

The most spirited and impassioned of them all, and the most inspired

with a sort of prophetic fury, is the one, entitled _On the late

Massacre in Piedmont_.

‘Avenge, O Lord, thy slaughter’d saints, whose bones

Lie scatter’d on the Alpine mountains cold;

Even them who kept thy truth so pure of old,

When all our fathers worshipp’d stocks and stones,

Forget not: in thy book record their groans

Who were thy sheep, and in their ancient fold

Slain by the bloody Piedmontese that roll’d

Mother with infant down the rocks. Their moans

The vales redoubled to the hills, and they

To Heav’n. Their martyr’d blood and ashes sow

O’er all the Italian fields, where still doth sway

The triple Tyrant; that from these may grow

A hundred fold, who having learn’d thy way

Early may fly the Babylonian woe.’

In the Nineteenth Sonnet, which is also _On his blindness_, we see the

jealous watchfulness of his mind over the use of his high gifts, and the

beautiful manner in which he satisfies himself that virtuous thoughts

and intentions are not the least acceptable offering to the Almighty.

‘When I consider how my light is spent

Ere half my days, in this dark world and wide,

And that one talent which is death to hide,

Lodged with me useless, though my soul more bent

To serve therewith my Maker, and present

My true account, lest he returning chide;

Doth God exact day-labour, light denied,

I fondly ask: But patience, to prevent

That murmur, soon replies, God doth not need

Either man’s work or his own gifts; who best

Bear his mild yoke, they serve him best; his state

Is kingly; thousands at his bidding speed,

And post o’er land and ocean without rest;

They also serve who only stand and wait.’

Those to Mr. Henry Lawes _On his Airs_, and to Mr. Lawrence, can never

be enough admired. They breathe the very soul of music and friendship.

Both have a tender, thoughtful grace; and for their lightness, with a

certain melancholy complaining intermixed, might be stolen from the harp

of Æolus. The last is the picture of a day spent in social retirement

and elegant relaxation from severer studies. We sit with the poet at

table and hear his familiar sentiments from his own lips afterwards.

‘Lawrence, of virtuous father virtuous son,

Now that the fields are dank and ways are mire,

Where shall we sometimes meet, and by the fire

Help waste a sullen day, what may be won

From the hard season gaining? Time will run

On smoother, till Favonius re-inspire

The frozen earth, and clothe in fresh attire

The lily and rose, that neither sow’d nor spun.

What neat repast shall feast us, light and choice,

Of Attic taste, with wine, whence we may rise

To hear the lute well-touch’d, or artful voice

Warble immortal notes and Tuscan air?

He who of these delights can judge, and spare

To interpose them oft, is not unwise.’

In the last, _On his deceased Wife_, the allusion to Alcestis is

beautiful, and shews how the poet’s mind raised and refined his thoughts

by exquisite classical conceptions, and how these again were enriched by

a passionate reference to actual feelings and images. It is this rare

union that gives such voluptuous dignity and touching purity to Milton’s

delineation of the female character.

‘Methought I saw my late espoused saint

Brought to me like Alcestis from the grave,

Whom Jove’s great son to her glad husband gave,

Rescued from death by force, though pale and faint.

Mine, as whom wash’d from spot of child-bed taint

Purification in the old law did save,

And such, as yet once more I trust to have

Full sight of her in Heav’n without restraint,

Came vested all in white, pure as her mind:

Her face was veil’d, yet to my fancied sight

Love, sweetness, goodness in her person shined

So clear, as in no face with more delight:

But O as to embrace me she inclined,

I waked, she fled, and day brought back my night.’

There could not have been a greater mistake or a more unjust piece of

criticism than to suppose that Milton only shone on great subjects; and

that on ordinary occasions and in familiar life, his mind was unwieldy,

averse to the cultivation of grace and elegance, and unsusceptible of

harmless pleasures. The whole tenour of his smaller compositions

contradicts this opinion, which however they have been cited to confirm.

The notion first got abroad from the bitterness (or vehemence) of his

controversial writings, and has been kept up since with little meaning

and with less truth. His Letters to Donatus and others are not more

remarkable for the display of a scholastic enthusiasm, than for that of

the most amiable dispositions. They are ‘severe in youthful virtue

unreproved.’ There is a passage in his prose-works (the Treatise on

Education) which shews, I think, his extreme openness and proneness to

pleasing outward impressions in a striking point of view. ‘But to return

to our own institute,’ he says, ‘besides these constant exercises at

home, there is another opportunity of gaining experience to be won from

pleasure itself abroad. _In those vernal seasons of the year, when the

air is calm and pleasant, it were an injury and sullenness against

nature, not to go out and see her riches, and partake in her rejoicing

with Heaven and earth._ I should not therefore be a persuader to them of

studying much then, but to ride out in companies with prudent and well

staid guides, to all quarters of the land,’ &c. Many other passages

might be quoted, in which the poet breaks through the ground-work of

prose, as it were, by natural fecundity and a genial, unrestrained sense

of delight. To suppose that a poet is not easily accessible to pleasure,

or that he does not take an interest in individual objects and feelings,

is to suppose that he is no poet; and proceeds on the false theory,

which has been so often applied to poetry and the Fine Arts, that the

whole is not made up of the particulars. If our author, according to Dr.

Johnson’s account of him, could only have treated epic, high-sounding

subjects, he would not have been what he was, but another Sir Richard

Blackmore.—I may conclude with observing, that I have often wished that

Milton had lived to see the Revolution of 1688. This would have been a

triumph worthy of him, and which he would have earned by faith and hope.

He would then have been old, but would not have lived in vain to see it,

and might have celebrated the event in one more undying strain!

ESSAY XIX

ON GOING A JOURNEY

One of the pleasantest things in the world is going a journey; but I

like to go by myself. I can enjoy society in a room; but out of doors,

nature is company enough for me. I am then never less alone than when

alone.

‘The fields his study, nature was his book.’

I cannot see the wit of walking and talking at the same time. When I am

in the country, I wish to vegetate like the country. I am not for

criticising hedge-rows and black cattle. I go out of town in order to

forget the town and all that is in it. There are those who for this

purpose go to watering-places, and carry the metropolis with them. I

like more elbow-room, and fewer incumbrances. I like solitude, when I

give myself up to it, for the sake of solitude; nor do I ask for

—‘a friend in my retreat,

Whom I may whisper solitude is sweet.’

The soul of a journey is liberty, perfect liberty, to think, feel, do

just as one pleases. We go a journey chiefly to be free of all

impediments and of all inconveniences; to leave ourselves behind, much

more to get rid of others. It is because I want a little breathing-space

to muse on indifferent matters, where Contemplation.

‘May plume her feathers and let grow her wings,

That in the various bustle of resort

Were all too ruffled, and sometimes impair’d,’

that I absent myself from the town for awhile, without feeling at a loss

the moment I am left by myself. Instead of a friend in a postchaise or

in a Tilbury, to exchange good things with, and vary the same stale

topics over again, for once let me have a truce with impertinence. Give

me the clear blue sky over my head, and the green turf beneath my feet,

a winding road before me, and a three hours’ march to dinner—and then to

thinking! It is hard if I cannot start some game on these lone heaths. I

laugh, I run, I leap, I sing for joy. From the point of yonder rolling

cloud, I plunge into my past being, and revel there, as the sun-burnt

Indian plunges headlong into the wave that wafts him to his native

shore. Then long-forgotten things, like ‘sunken wrack and sumless

treasuries,’ burst upon my eager sight, and I begin to feel, think, and

be myself again. Instead of an awkward silence, broken by attempts at

wit or dull common-places, mine is that undisturbed silence of the heart

which alone is perfect eloquence. No one likes puns, alliterations,

antitheses, argument, and analysis better than I do; but I sometimes had

rather be without them. ‘Leave, oh, leave me to my repose!’ I have just

now other business in hand, which would seem idle to you, but is with me

‘very stuff of the conscience.’ Is not this wild rose sweet without a

comment? Does not this daisy leap to my heart set in its coat of

emerald? Yet if I were to explain to you the circumstance that has so

endeared it to me, you would only smile. Had I not better then keep it

to myself, and let it serve me to brood over, from here to yonder craggy

point, and from thence onward to the far-distant horizon? I should be

but bad company all that way, and therefore prefer being alone. I have

heard it said that you may, when the moody fit comes on, walk or ride on

by yourself, and indulge your reveries. But this looks like a breach of

manners, a neglect of others, and you are thinking all the time that you

ought to rejoin your party. ‘Out upon such half-faced fellowship,’ say

I. I like to be either entirely to myself, or entirely at the disposal

of others; to talk or be silent, to walk or sit still, to be sociable or

solitary. I was pleased with an observation of Mr. Cobbett’s, that ‘he

thought it a bad French custom to drink our wine with our meals, and

that an Englishman ought to do only one thing at a time.’ So I cannot

talk and think, or indulge in melancholy musing and lively conversation

by fits and starts. ‘Let me have a companion of my way,’ says Sterne,

‘were it but to remark how the shadows lengthen as the sun declines.’ It

is beautifully said: but in my opinion, this continual comparing of

notes interferes with the involuntary impression of things upon the

mind, and hurts the sentiment. If you only hint what you feel in a kind

of dumb show, it is insipid: if you have to explain it, it is making a

toil of a pleasure. You cannot read the book of nature, without being

perpetually put to the trouble of translating it for the benefit of

others. I am for the synthetical method on a journey, in preference to

the analytical. I am content to lay in a stock of ideas then, and to

examine and anatomise them afterwards. I want to see my vague notions

float like the down of the thistle before the breeze, and not to have

them entangled in the briars and thorns of controversy. For once, I like

to have it all my own way; and this is impossible unless you are alone,

or in such company as I do not covet. I have no objection to argue a

point with any one for twenty miles of measured road, but not for

pleasure. If you remark the scent of a beanfield crossing the road,

perhaps your fellow-traveller has no smell. If you point to a distant

object, perhaps he is short-sighted, and has to take out his glass to

look at it. There is a feeling in the air, a tone in the colour of a

cloud which hits your fancy, but the effect of which you are unable to

account for. There is then no sympathy, but an uneasy craving after it,

and a dissatisfaction which pursues you on the way, and in the end

probably produces ill humour. Now I never quarrel with myself, and take

all my own conclusions for granted till I find it necessary to defend

them against objections. It is not merely that you may not be of accord

on the objects and circumstances that present themselves before

you—these may recal a number of objects, and lead to associations too

delicate and refined to be possibly communicated to others. Yet these I

love to cherish, and sometimes still fondly clutch them, when I can

escape from the throng to do so. To give way to our feelings before

company, seems extravagance or affectation; and on the other hand, to

have to unravel this mystery of our being at every turn, and to make

others take an equal interest in it (otherwise the end is not answered)

is a task to which few are competent. We must ‘give it an understanding,

but no tongue.’ My old friend C—, however, could do both. He could go on

in the most delightful explanatory way over hill and dale, a summer’s

day, and convert a landscape into a didactic poem or a Pindaric ode. ‘He

talked far above singing.’ If I could so clothe my ideas in sounding and

flowing words, I might perhaps wish to have some one with me to admire

the swelling theme; or I could be more content, were it possible for me

still to hear his echoing voice in the woods of All-Foxden. They had

‘that fine madness in them which our first poets had;’ and if they could

have been caught by some rare instrument, would have breathed such

strains as the following.

—‘Here be woods as green

As any, air likewise as fresh and sweet

As when smooth Zephyrus plays on the fleet

Face of the curled stream, with flow’rs as many

As the young spring gives, and as choice as any;

Here be all new delights, cool streams and wells,

Arbours o’ergrown with woodbine, caves and dells;

Choose where thou wilt, while I sit by and sing,

Or gather rushes to make many a ring

For thy long fingers; tell thee tales of love,

How the pale Phœbe, hunting in a grove,

First saw the boy Endymion, from whose eyes

She took eternal fire that never dies;

How she convey’d him softly in a sleep,

His temples bound with poppy, to the steep

Head of old Latmos, where she stoops each night,

Gilding the mountain with her brother’s light,

To kiss her sweetest.’—

FAITHFUL SHEPHERDESS.

Had I words and images at command like these, I would attempt to wake

the thoughts that lie slumbering on golden ridges in the evening clouds:

but at the sight of nature my fancy, poor as it is, droops and closes up

its leaves, like flowers at sunset. I can make nothing out on the

spot:—I must have time to collect myself.—

In general, a good thing spoils out-of-door prospects: it should be

reserved for Table-talk. L— is for this reason, I take it, the worst

company in the world out of doors; because he is the best within. I

grant, there is one subject on which it is pleasant to talk on a

journey; and that is, what one shall have for supper when we get to our

inn at night. The open air improves this sort of conversation or

friendly altercation, by setting a keener edge on appetite. Every mile

of the road heightens the flavour of the viands we expect at the end of

it. How fine it is to enter some old town, walled and turreted just at

the approach of night-fall, or to come to some straggling village, with

the lights streaming through the surrounding gloom; and then after

inquiring for the best entertainment that the place affords, to ‘take

one’s ease at one’s inn!’ These eventful moments in our lives’ history

are too precious, too full of solid, heartfelt happiness to be frittered

and dribbled away in imperfect sympathy. I would have them all to

myself, and drain them to the last drop: they will do to talk of or to

write about afterwards. What a delicate speculation it is, after

drinking whole goblets of tea,

‘The cups that cheer, but not inebriate,’

and letting the fumes ascend into the brain, to sit considering what we

shall have for supper—eggs and a rasher, a rabbit smothered in onions,

or an excellent veal-cutlet! Sancho in such a situation once fixed upon

cow-heel; and his choice, though he could not help it, is not to be

disparaged. Then in the intervals of pictured scenery and Shandean

contemplation, to catch the preparation and the stir in the

kitchen—_Procul, O procul este profani!_ These hours are sacred to

silence and to musing, to be treasured up in the memory, and to feed the

source of smiling thoughts hereafter. I would not waste them in idle

talk; or if I must have the integrity of fancy broken in upon, I would

rather it were by a stranger than a friend. A stranger takes his hue and

character from the time and place; he is a part of the furniture and

costume of an inn. If he is a Quaker, or from the West Riding of

Yorkshire, so much the better. I do not even try to sympathise with him,

and he breaks no squares. I associate nothing with my travelling

companion but present objects and passing events. In his ignorance of me

and my affairs, I in a manner forget myself. But a friend reminds one of

other things, rips up old grievances, and destroys the abstraction of

the scene. He comes in ungraciously between us and our imaginary

character. Something is dropped in the course of conversation that gives

a hint of your profession and pursuits; or from having some one with you

that knows the less sublime portions of your history, it seems that

other people do. You are no longer a citizen of the world: but your

‘unhoused free condition is put into circumscription and confine.’ The

_incognito_ of an inn is one of its striking privileges—‘lord of

one’s-self, uncumber’d with a name.’ Oh! it is great to shake off the

trammels of the world and of public opinion—to lose our importunate,

tormenting, everlasting personal identity in the elements of nature, and

become the creature of the moment, clear of all ties—to hold to the

universe only by a dish of sweet-breads, and to owe nothing but the

score of the evening—and no longer seeking for applause and meeting with

contempt, to be known by no other title than _the Gentleman in the

parlour_! One may take one’s choice of all characters in this romantic

state of uncertainty as to one’s real pretensions, and become

indefinitely respectable and negatively rightworshipful. We baffle

prejudice and disappoint conjecture; and from being so to others, begin

to be objects of curiosity and wonder even to ourselves. We are no more

those hackneyed common-places that we appear in the world: an inn

restores us to the level of nature, and quits scores with society! I

have certainly spent some enviable hours at inns—sometimes when I have

been left entirely to myself, and have tried to solve some metaphysical

problem, as once at Witham-common, where I found out the proof that

likeness is not a case of the association of ideas—at other times, when

there have been pictures in the room, as at St. Neot’s, (I think it was)

where I first met with Gribelin’s engravings of the Cartoons, into which

I entered at once, and at a little inn on the borders of Wales, where

there happened to be hanging some of Westall’s drawings, which I

compared triumphantly (for a theory that I had, not for the admired

artist) with the figure of a girl who had ferried me over the Severn,

standing up in the boat between me and the twilight—at other times I

might mention luxuriating in books, with a peculiar interest in this

way, as I remember sitting up half the night to read Paul and Virginia,

which I picked up at an inn at Bridgewater, after being drenched in the

rain all day; and at the same place I got through two volumes of Madame

D’Arblay’s Camilla. It was on the tenth of April, 1798, that I sat down

to a volume of the New Eloise, at the inn at Llangollen, over a bottle

of sherry and a cold chicken. The letter I chose was that in which St.

Preux describes his feelings as he first caught a glimpse from the

heights of the Jura of the Pays de Vaud, which I had brought with me as

a _bon bouche_ to crown the evening with. It was my birthday, and I had

for the first time come from a place in the neighbourhood to visit this

delightful spot. The road to Llangollen turns off between Chirk and

Wrexham; and on passing a certain point, you come all at once upon the

valley, which opens like an amphitheatre, broad, barren hills rising in

majestic state on either side, with ‘green upland swells that echo to

the bleat of flocks’ below, and the river Dee babbling over its stony

bed in the midst of them. The valley at this time ‘glittered green with

sunny showers,’ and a budding ash-tree dipped its tender branches in the

chiding stream. How proud, how glad I was to walk along the high road

that overlooks the delicious prospect, repeating the lines which I have

just quoted from Mr. Coleridge’s poems! But besides the prospect which

opened beneath my feet, another also opened to my inward sight, a

heavenly vision, on which were written, in letters large as Hope could

make them, these four words, LIBERTY, GENIUS, LOVE, VIRTUE; which have

since faded into the light of common day, or mock my idle gaze.

‘The beautiful is vanished, and returns not.’

Still I would return some time or other to this enchanted spot; but I

would return to it alone. What other self could I find to share that

influx of thoughts, of regret, and delight, the fragments of which I

could hardly conjure up to myself, so much have they been broken and

defaced! I could stand on some tall rock, and overlook the precipice of

years that separates me from what I then was. I was at that time going

shortly to visit the poet whom I have above named. Where is he now? Not

only I myself have changed; the world, which was then new to me, has

become old and incorrigible. Yet will I turn to thee in thought, O

sylvan Dee, in joy, in youth and gladness as thou then wert; and thou

shalt always be to me the river of Paradise, where I will drink of the

waters of life freely!

There is hardly any thing that shows the short-sightedness or

capriciousness of the imagination more than travelling does. With change

of place we change our ideas; nay, our opinions and feelings. We can by

an effort indeed transport ourselves to old and long-forgotten scenes,

and then the picture of the mind revives again; but we forget those that

we have just left. It seems that we can think but of one place at a

time. The canvas of the fancy is but of a certain extent, and if we

paint one set of objects upon it, they immediately efface every other.

We cannot enlarge our conceptions, we only shift our point of view. The

landscape bares its bosom to the enraptured eye, we take our fill of it,

and seem as if we could form no other image of beauty or grandeur. We

pass on, and think no more of it: the horizon that shuts it from our

sight, also blots it from our memory like a dream. In travelling through

a wild barren country, I can form no idea of a woody and cultivated one.

It appears to me that all the world must be barren, like what I see of

it. In the country we forget the town, and in town we despise the

country. ‘Beyond Hyde Park,’ says Sir Fopling Flutter, ‘all is a

desert.’ All that part of the map that we do not see before us is a

blank. The world in our conceit of it is not much bigger than a

nutshell. It is not one prospect expanded into another, county joined to

county, kingdom to kingdom, lands to seas, making an image voluminous

and vast;—the mind can form no larger idea of space than the eye can

take in at a single glance. The rest is a name written in a map, a

calculation of arithmetic. For instance, what is the true signification

of that immense mass of territory and population, known by the name of

China to us? An inch of paste-board on a wooden globe, of no more

account than a China orange! Things near us are seen of the size of

life: things at a distance are diminished to the size of the

understanding. We measure the universe by ourselves, and even comprehend

the texture of our own being only piece-meal. In this way, however, we

remember an infinity of things and places. The mind is like a mechanical

instrument that plays a great variety of tunes, but it must play them in

succession. One idea recalls another, but it at the same time excludes

all others. In trying to renew old recollections, we cannot as it were

unfold the whole web of our existence; we must pick out the single

threads. So in coming to a place where we have formerly lived and with

which we have intimate associations, every one must have found that the

feeling grows more vivid the nearer we approach the spot, from the mere

anticipation of the actual impression: we remember circumstances,

feelings, persons, faces, names, that we had not thought of for years;

but for the time all the rest of the world is forgotten!—To return to

the question I have quitted above.

I have no objection to go to see ruins, aqueducts, pictures, in company

with a friend or a party, but rather the contrary, for the former reason

reversed. They are intelligible matters, and will bear talking about.

The sentiment here is not tacit, but communicable and overt. Salisbury

Plain is barren of criticism, but Stonehenge will bear a discussion

antiquarian, picturesque, and philosophical. In setting out on a party

of pleasure, the first consideration always is where we shall go to: in

taking a solitary ramble, the question is what we shall meet with by the

way. ‘The mind is its own place;’ nor are we anxious to arrive at the

end of our journey. I can myself do the honours indifferently well to

works of art and curiosity. I once took a party to Oxford with no mean

_eclat_—shewed them that seat of the Muses at a distance,

‘With glistering spires and pinnacles adorn’d’—

descanted on the learned air that breathes from the grassy quadrangles

and stone walls of halls and colleges—was at home in the Bodleian; and

at Blenheim quite superseded the powdered Ciceroni that attended us, and

that pointed in vain with his wand to common-place beauties in matchless

pictures.—As another exception to the above reasoning, I should not feel

confident in venturing on a journey in a foreign country without a

companion. I should want at intervals to hear the sound of my own

language. There is an involuntary antipathy in the mind of an Englishman

to foreign manners and notions that requires the assistance of social

sympathy to carry it off. As the distance from home increases, this

relief, which was at first a luxury, becomes a passion and an appetite.

A person would almost feel stifled to find himself in the deserts of

Arabia without friends and countrymen: there must be allowed to be

something in the view of Athens or old Rome that claims the utterance of

speech; and I own that the Pyramids are too mighty for any single

contemplation. In such situations, so opposite to all one’s ordinary

train of ideas, one seems a species by one’s-self, a limb torn off from

society, unless one can meet with instant fellowship and support.—Yet I

did not feel this want or craving very pressing once, when I first set

my foot on the laughing shores of France. Calais was peopled with

novelty and delight. The confused, busy murmur of the place was like oil

and wine poured into my ears; nor did the mariners’ hymn, which was sung

from the top of an old crazy vessel in the harbour, as the sun went

down, send an alien sound into my soul. I only breathed the air of

general humanity. I walked over ‘the vine-covered hills and gay regions

of France,’ erect and satisfied; for the image of man was not cast down

and chained to the foot of arbitrary thrones: I was at no loss for

language, for that of all the great schools of painting was open to me.

The whole is vanished like a shade. Pictures, heroes, glory, freedom,

all are fled: nothing remains but the Bourbons and the French

people!—There is undoubtedly a sensation in travelling into foreign

parts that is to be had nowhere else: but it is more pleasing at the

time than lasting. It is too remote from our habitual associations to be

a common topic of discourse or reference, and, like a dream or another

state of existence, does not piece into our daily modes of life. It is

an animated but a momentary hallucination. It demands an effort to

exchange our actual for our ideal identity; and to feel the pulse of our

old transports revive very keenly, we must ‘jump’ all our present

comforts and connexions. Our romantic and itinerant character is not to

be domesticated. Dr. Johnson remarked how little foreign travel added to

the facilities of conversation in those who had been abroad. In fact,

the time we have spent there is both delightful and in one sense

instructive; but it appears to be cut out of our substantial, downright

existence, and never to join kindly on to it. We are not the same, but

another, and perhaps more enviable individual, all the time we are out

of our own country. We are lost to ourselves, as well as our friends. So

the poet somewhat quaintly sings,

‘Out of my country and myself I go.’

Those who wish to forget painful thoughts, do well to absent themselves

for a while from the ties and objects that recal them: but we can be

said only to fulfil our destiny in the place that gave us birth. I

should on this account like well enough to spend the whole of my life in

travelling abroad, if I could any where borrow another life to spend

afterwards at home!—

ESSAY XX

ON COFFEE-HOUSE POLITICIANS

There is a set of people who fairly come under this denomination. They

spend their time and their breath in coffee-houses and other places of

public resort, hearing or repeating some new thing. They sit with a

paper in their hands in the morning, and with a pipe in their mouths in

the evening, discussing the contents of it. The Times, the Morning

Chronicle, and the Herald are necessary to their existence: in them

‘they live and move and have their being.’ The Evening Paper is

impatiently expected, and called for at a certain critical minute: the

news of the morning become stale and vapid by the dinner-hour. A fresher

interest is required, an appetite for the latest-stirring information is

excited with the return of their meals; and a glass of old port or

humming ale hardly relishes as it ought without the infusion of some

lively topic that had its birth with the day, and perishes before night.

‘Then come in the sweets of the evening:’—the Queen, the coronation, the

last new play, the next fight, the insurrection of the Greeks or

Neapolitans, the price of stocks, or death of kings, keep them on the

alert till bed-time. No question comes amiss to them that is quite

new—none is ever heard of that is at all old.

‘That of an hour’s age doth hiss the speaker.’

The World before the Flood or the Intermediate State of the Soul are

never once thought of—such is the quick succession of subjects, the

suddenness and fugitiveness of the interest taken in them, that the

Two-penny Post-Bag would be at present looked upon as an old-fashioned

publication, and the Battle of Waterloo, like the proverb, is somewhat

musty. It is strange that people should take so much interest at one

time in what they so soon forget:—the truth is, they feel no interest

in it at any time, but it does for something to talk about. Their

ideas are served up to them, like their bill of fare, for the day; and

the whole creation, history, war, politics, morals, poetry,

metaphysics, is to them like a file of antedated newspapers, of no

use, not even for reference, except the one which lies on the

table!—You cannot take any of these persons at a greater disadvantage

than before they are provided with their cue for the day. They ask

with a face of dreary vacuity, ‘Have you any thing new?’—and on

receiving an answer in the negative, have nothing farther to say. Talk

of the Westminster Election, the Bridge-street Association, or Mr.

Cobbett’s Letter to John Cropper of Liverpool, and they are alive

again. Beyond the last twenty-four hours, or the narrow round in which

they move, they are utterly to seek, without ideas, feelings,

interests, apprehensions of any sort; so that if you betray any

knowledge beyond the vulgar routine of SECOND EDITIONS and firsthand

private intelligence, you pass with them for a dull fellow, not

acquainted with what is going forward in the world or with the

practical value of things. I have known a person of this stamp censure

John Cam Hobhouse for referring so often as he does to the affairs of

the Greeks and Romans, as if the affairs of the nation were not

sufficient for his hands: another asks you if a General in modern

times cannot throw a bridge over a river without having studied

Cæsar’s Commentaries; and a third cannot see the use of the learned

languages, as he has observed that the greatest proficients in them

are rather taciturn than otherwise, and hesitate in their speech more

than other people. A dearth of general information is almost necessary

to the thorough-paced coffee-house politician; in the absence of

thought, imagination, sentiment, he is attracted immediately to the

nearest common-place, and floats through the chosen regions of noise

and empty rumours without difficulty and without distraction. Meet

‘any six of these men in buckram,’ and they will accost you with the

same question and the same answer: they have seen it somewhere in

print, or had it from some city-oracle, that morning; and the sooner

they vent their opinions the better, for they will not keep. Like

tickets of admission to the theatre for a particular evening, they

must be used immediately, or they will be worth nothing: and the

object is to find auditors for the one and customers for the other,

neither of which is difficult; since people who have no ideas of their

own are glad to hear what any one else has to say, as those who have

not free admissions to the play will very obligingly take up with an

occasional order.—It sometimes gives one a melancholy but mixed

sensation to see one of the better sort of this class of politicians,

not without talents or learning, absorbed for fifty years together in

the all-engrossing topic of the day: mounting on it for exercise and

recreation of his faculties, like the great horse at a riding-school,

and after his short, improgressive, untired career dismounting just

where he got up; flying abroad in continual consternation on the wings

of all the newspapers; waving his arm like a pump-handle in sign of

constant change, and spouting out torrents of puddled politics from

his mouth; dead to all interests but those of the state; seemingly

neither older nor wiser for age; unaccountably enthusiastic, stupidly

romantic, and actuated by no other motive than the mechanical

operations of the spirit of newsmongering![55]

‘What things,’ exclaims Beaumont in his verses to Ben Jonson, ‘have we

not seen done at the Mermaid!

—Then when there hath been thrown

Wit able enough to justify the town

For three days past, wit that might warrant be

For the whole city to talk foolishly!’

I cannot say the same of the S—, though it stands on classic ground,

and is connected by local tradition with the great names of the

Elizabethan age. What a falling-off is here! Our ancestors of that

period seem not only to be older by two hundred years, and

proportionably wiser and wittier than we, but hardly a trace of them

is left, not even the memory of what has been. How should I make my

friend M— stare, if I were to mention the name of my still better

friend, old honest Signor Friscobaldo, the father of Bellafront:—yet

his name was perhaps invented, and the scenes in which he figures

unrivalled might for the first time have been read aloud to thrilling

ears on this very spot! Who reads Deckar now? Or if by chance any one

awakes the strings of that ancient lyre, and starts with delight as

they yield wild, broken music, is he not accused of envy to the living

Muse? What would a linen-draper from Holborn think, if I were to ask

him after the clerk of St. Andrew’s, the immortal, the forgotten

Webster? His name and his works are no more heard of: though _these_

were written with a pen of adamant, ‘within the red-leaved tables of

the heart,’ his fame was ‘writ in water.’ So perishable is genius, so

swift is time, so fluctuating is knowledge, and so far is it from

being true that men perpetually accumulate the means of improvement

and refinement. On the contrary, living knowledge is the tomb of the

dead, and while light and worthless materials float on the surface,

the solid and sterling as often sink to the bottom, and are swallowed

up for ever in weeds and quicksands!—A striking instance of the

short-lived nature of popular reputation occurred one evening at the

S—, when we got into a dispute, the most learned and recondite that

ever took place, on the comparative merits of Lord Byron and Gray. A

country-gentleman happened to drop in, and thinking to show off in

London company, launched into a lofty panegyric on the Bard of Gray as

the sublimest composition in the English language. This assertion

presently appeared to be an anachronism, though it was probably the

opinion in vogue thirty years ago, when the gentleman was last in

town. After a little floundering, one of the party volunteered to

express a more contemporary sentiment, by asking in a tone of mingled

confidence and doubt—‘But you don’t think, Sir, that Gray is to be

mentioned as a poet in the same day with my Lord Byron?’ The

disputants were now at issue: all that resulted was that Gray was set

aside as a poet who would not go down among readers of the present

day, and his patron treated the works of the Noble Bard as mere

ephemeral effusions, and spoke of poets that would be admired thirty

years hence, which was the farthest stretch of his critical

imagination. His antagonist’s did not even reach so far. This was the

most romantic digression we ever had; and the subject was not

afterwards resumed.—No one here (generally speaking) has the slightest

notion of any thing that has happened, that has been said, thought, or

done out of his own recollection. It would be in vain to hearken after

those ‘wit-skirmishes,’ those ‘brave sublunary things,’ which were the

employment and delight of the Beaumonts and Bens of former times: but

we may happily repose on dulness, drift with the tide of nonsense, and

gain an agreeable vertigo by lending an ear to endless controversies.

The confusion, provided you do not mingle in the fray and try to

disentangle it, is amusing and edifying enough. Every species of false

wit and spurious argument may be learnt here by potent examples.

Whatever observations you hear dropt, have been picked up in the same

place or in a kindred atmosphere. There is a kind of conversation made

up entirely of scraps and hearsay, as there are a kind of books made

up entirely of references to other books. This may account for the

frequent contradictions which abound in the discourse of persons

educated and disciplined wholly in coffee-houses. There is nothing

stable or well-grounded in it: it is ‘nothing but vanity, chaotic

vanity.’ They hear a remark at the Globe which they do not know what

to make of; another at the Rainbow in direct opposition to it; and not

having time to reconcile them, vent both at the Mitre. In the course

of half an hour, if they are not more than ordinarily dull, you are

sure to find them on opposite sides of the question. This is the

sickening part of it. People do not seem to talk for the sake of

expressing their opinions, but to maintain an opinion for the sake of

talking. We meet neither with modest ignorance nor studious

acquirement. Their knowledge has been taken in too much by snatches to

digest properly. There is neither sincerity nor system in what they

say. They hazard the first crude notion that comes to hand, and then

defend it how they can; which is for the most part but ill. ‘Don’t you

think,’ says M—, ‘that Mr. — is a very sensible, well-informed

man?’—‘Why no,’ I say, ‘he seems to me to have no ideas of his own,

and only to wait to see what others will say in order to set himself

against it. I should not think that is the way to get at the truth. I

do not desire to be driven out of my conclusions (such as they are)

merely to make way for his upstart pretensions.’—‘Then there is —:

what of him?’—‘He might very well express all he has to say in half

the time, and with half the trouble. Why should he beat about the bush

as he does? He appears to be getting up a little speech, and

practising on a smaller scale for a Debating Society—the lowest

ambition a man can have. Besides, by his manner of drawling out his

words, and interlarding his periods with inuendos and formal

reservations, he is evidently making up his mind all the time which

side he shall take. He puts his sentences together as printers set up

types, letter by letter. There is certainly no principle of short-hand

in his mode of elocution. He goes round for a meaning, and the sense

waits for him. It is not conversation, but rehearsing a part. Men of

education and men of the world order this matter better. They know

what they have to say on a subject, and come to the point at once.

Your coffee-house politician balances between what he heard last and

what he shall say next; and not seeing his way clearly, puts you off

with circumstantial phrases, and tries to gain time for fear of making

a false step. This gentleman has heard some one admired for precision

and copiousness of language; and goes away, congratulating himself

that he has not made a blunder in grammar or in rhetoric the whole

evening. He is a theoretical _Quidnunc_—is tenacious in argument,

though wary; carries his point thus and thus, bandies objections and

answers with uneasy pleasantry, and when he has the worst of the

dispute, puns very emphatically on his adversary’s name, if it admits

of that kind of misconstruction.’ G— is admired by the waiter, who is

a sleek hand[56] for his temper in managing an argument. Any one else

would perceive that the latent cause is not patience with his

antagonist, but satisfaction with himself. I think this unmoved

self-complacency, this cavalier smooth simpering indifference is more

annoying than the extremest violence or irritability. The one shews

that your opponent does care something about you, and may be put out

of his way by your remarks; the other seems to announce that nothing

you say can shake his opinion a jot, that he has considered the whole

of what you have to offer beforehand, and that he is in all respects

much wiser and more accomplished than you. Such persons talk to grown

people with the same air of patronage and condescension that they do

to children. ‘They will explain’—is a familiar expression with them,

thinking you can only differ from them in consequence of misconceiving

what they say. Or if you detect them in any error in point of fact (as

to acknowledged deficiency in wit or argument, they would smile at the

idea) they add some correction to your correction, and thus have the

whip-hand of you again, being more correct than you who corrected

them. If you hint some obvious oversight, they know what you are going

to say, and were aware of the objection before you uttered it:—‘So

shall their anticipation prevent your discovery.’ By being in the

right you gain no advantage: by being in the wrong you are entitled to

the benefit of their pity or scorn! It is sometimes curious to see a

select group of our little Gotham getting about a knotty point that

will bear a wager, as whether Dr. Johnson’s Dictionary was originally

published in quarto or folio. The confident assertions, the cautious

overtures, the length of time demanded to ascertain the fact, the

precise terms of the forfeit, the provisos for getting out of paying

it at last, lead to a long and inextricable discussion. G— was however

so convinced in his own mind that the Mourning Bride was written by

Shakespear, that he ran headlong into the snare: the bet was decided,

and the punch was drank. He has skill in numbers, and seldom exceeds

his sevenpence.—He had a brother once, no Michael Cassio, no great

arithmetician: R— was a rare fellow, of the driest humour, and the

nicest tact, of infinite sleights and evasions, of a picked

phraseology, and the very soul of mimicry. I fancy I have some insight

into physiognomy myself, but he could often expound to me at a single

glance the characters of those of my acquaintance that I had been most

at fault about. The account as it was cast up and balanced between us

was not always very favourable. How finely, how truly, how gaily he

took off the company at the S—! Poor and faint are my sketches

compared to his! It was like looking into a _camera obscura_—you saw

faces shining and speaking—the smoke curled, the lights dazzled, the

oak wainscoting took a higher polish—there was old S—, tall and gaunt,

with his couplet from Pope and case at Nisi Prius, M— eyeing the

ventilator and lying _perdu_ for a moral, and H— and A— taking another

friendly finishing glass!—These and many more windfalls of character

he gave us in thought, word, and action. I remember his once

describing three different persons together to myself and M— B—, viz.

the manager of a country theatre, a tragic and a comic performer, till

we were ready to tumble on the floor with laughing at the oddity of

their humours, and at R—’s extraordinary powers of ventriloquism,

bodily and mental; and B— said (such was the vividness of the scene)

that when he awoke the next morning, he wondered what three amusing

characters he had been in company with the evening before. Oh! it was

a rich treat to see him describe M—df—rd, him of the Courier, the

Contemplative Man, who wrote an answer to Cœlebs, coming into a room,

folding up his great coat, taking out a little pocket volume, laying

it down to think, rubbing the calf of his leg with grave

self-complacency, and starting out of his reverie when spoken to with

an inimitable vapid exclamation of ‘Eh!’ M—df—rd is like a man made of

fleecy hosiery: R— was lank and lean ‘as is the ribbed sea-sand.’ Yet

he seemed the very man he represented, as fat, pert, and dull as it

was possible to be. I have not seen him of late:—

‘For Kais is fled, and our tents are forlorn.’

But I thought of him the other day when the news of the death of

Buonaparte came, whom we both loved for precisely contrary reasons, he

for putting down the rabble of the people, and I because he had put down

the rabble of kings. Perhaps this event may rouse him from his

lurking-place, where he lies like Reynard, with head declined, in

feigned slumbers![57]—

I had almost forgotten the S— Tavern. We for some time took C— for a

lawyer, from a certain arguteness of voice and slenderness of neck, and

from his having a quibble and a laugh at himself always ready. On

inquiry, however, he was found to be a patent-medicine seller, and

having leisure in his apprenticeship, and a forwardness of parts, he had

taken to study Blackstone and the Statutes at Large. On appealing to M—

for his opinion on this matter, he observed pithily, ‘I don’t like so

much law: the gentlemen here seem fond of law, but I have law enough at

chambers.’ One sees a great deal of the humours and tempers of men in a

place of this sort, and may almost gather their opinions from their

characters. There is E—, a fellow that is always in the wrong—who puts

might for right on all occasions—a Tory in grain—who has no one idea but

what has been instilled into him by custom and authority—an everlasting

babbler on the stronger side of the question—querulous and dictatorial,

and with a peevish whine in his voice like a beaten school-boy. He is a

great advocate for the Bourbons, and for the National Debt. The former

he affirms to be the choice of the French people, and the latter he

insists is necessary to the salvation of these kingdoms. This last point

a little inoffensive gentleman among us, of a saturnine aspect but

simple conceptions, cannot comprehend. ‘I will tell you, Sir—I will make

my proposition so clear that you will be convinced of the truth of my

observation in a moment. Consider, Sir, the number of trades that would

be thrown out of employ, if it were done away with: what would become of

the porcelain manufacture without it?’ Any stranger to overhear one of

these debates would swear that the English as a nation are bad

logicians. Mood and figure are unknown to them. They do not argue by the

book. They arrive at conclusions through the force of prejudice, and on

the principles of contradiction. Mr. E— having thus triumphed in

argument, offers a flower to the notice of the company as a specimen of

his flower-garden, a curious exotic, nothing like it to be found in this

kingdom, talks of his carnations, of his countryhouse, and old English

hospitality, but never invites any of his friends to come down and take

their Sunday’s dinner with him. He is mean and ostentatious at the same

time, insolent and servile, does not know whether to treat those he

converses with as if they were his porters or his customers: the

prentice-boy is not yet wiped out of him, and his imagination still

hovers between his mansion at —, and the work-house. Opposed to him and

to every one else, is K—, a radical reformer and logician, who makes

clear work of the taxes and national debt, reconstructs the Government

from the first principles of things, shatters the Holy Alliance at a

blow, grinds out the future prospects of society with a machine, and is

setting out afresh with the commencement of the French Revolution five

and twenty years ago, as if on an untried experiment. He minds nothing

but the formal agreement of his premises and his conclusions, and does

not stick at obstacles in the way nor consequences in the end. If there

was but one side of a question, he would be always in the right. He

casts up one column of the account to admiration, but totally forgets

and rejects the other. His ideas lie like square pieces of wood in his

brain, and may be said to be piled up on a stiff architectural

principle, perpendicularly, and at right angles. There is no inflection,

no modification, no graceful embellishment, no Corinthian capitals. I

never heard him agree to two propositions together, or to more than half

a one at a time. His rigid love of truth bends to nothing but his

habitual love of disputation. He puts one in mind of one of those

long-headed politicians and frequenters of coffee-houses mentioned in

Berkeley’s Minute Philosopher, who would make nothing of such

old-fashioned fellows as Plato and Aristotle. He has the new light

strong upon him, and he knocks other people down with its solid beams.

He denies that he has got certain views out of Cobbett, though he allows

that there are excellent ideas occasionally to be met with in that

writer. It is a pity that this enthusiastic and unqualified regard to

truth should be accompanied with an equal exactness of expenditure and

unrelenting eye to the main-chance. He brings a bunch of radishes with

him for cheapness, and gives a band of musicians at the door a penny,

observing that he likes their performance better than all the

Opera-squalling. This brings the severity of his political principles

into question, if not into contempt. He would abolish the National Debt

from motives of personal economy, and objects to Mr. Canning’s pension

because it perhaps takes a farthing a year out of his own pocket. A

great deal of radical reasoning has its source in this feeling.—He

bestows no small quantity of his tediousness upon M—, on whose mind all

these formulas and diagrams fall like seed on stony ground: ‘while the

manna is descending,’ he shakes his ears, and in the intervals of the

debate, insinuates an objection, and calls for another half-pint. I have

sometimes said to him—‘Any one to come in here without knowing you,

would take you for the most disputatious man alive, for you are always

engaged in an argument with somebody or other.’ The truth is, that M— is

a good-natured, gentlemanly man, who notwithstanding, if appealed to,

will not let an absurd or unjust proposition pass without expressing his

dissent; and therefore he is a sort of mark for all those (and we have

several of that stamp) who like to teaze other people’s understandings,

as wool-combers teaze wool. He is certainly the flower of the flock. He

is the oldest frequenter of the place, the latest sitter-up,

well-informed, inobtrusive, and that sturdy old English character, a

lover of truth and justice. I never knew M— approve of any thing unfair

or illiberal. There is a candour and uprightness about his mind which

can neither be wheedled nor browbeat into unjustifiable complaisance. He

looks strait-forward as he sits with his glass in his hand, turning

neither to the right nor the left, and I will venture to say that he has

never had a sinister object in view through life. Mrs. Battle (it is

recorded in her Opinions on Whist) could not make up her mind to use the

word ‘_Go_.’ M— from long practice has got over this difficulty, and

uses it incessantly. It is no matter what adjunct follows in the train

of this despised monosyllable:—whatever liquid comes after this prefix

is welcome. M— without being the most communicative is the most

conversible man I know. The social principle is inseparable from his

person. If he has nothing to say, he drinks your health; and when you

cannot from the rapidity and carelessness of his utterance catch what he

says, you assent to it with equal confidence: you know his meaning is

good. His favourite phrase is ‘We have all of us something of the

coxcomb;’ and yet he has none of it himself. Before I had exchanged half

a dozen sentences with M—, I found that he knew several of my old

acquaintance (an immediate introduction of itself, for the discussing

the characters and foibles of common friends is a great sweetener and

cement of friendship)—and had been intimate with most of the wits and

men about town for the last twenty years. He knew Tobin, Wordsworth,

Porson, Wilson, Paley, Erskine, and many others. He speaks of Paley’s

pleasantry and unassuming manners, and describes Porson’s long potations

and long quotations formerly at the Cider-Cellar in a very lively way.

He has doubts, however, as to that sort of learning. On my saying that I

had never seen the Greek Professor but once, at the Library of the

London Institution, when he was dressed in an old rusty black coat, with

cobwebs hanging to the skirts of it, and with a large patch of coarse

brown paper covering the whole length of his nose, looking for all the

world like a drunken carpenter, and talking to one of the Proprietors

with an air of suavity, approaching to condescension, M— could not help

expressing some little uneasiness for the credit of classical

literature. ‘I submit, Sir, whether common sense is not the principal

thing? What is the advantage of genius and learning if they are of no

use in the conduct of life?’—M— is one who loves the hours that usher in

the morn, when a select few are left in twos and threes like stars

before the break of day, and when the discourse and the ale are ‘aye

growing better and better.’ W—, M—, and myself were all that remained

one evening. We had sat together several hours without being tired of

one another’s company. The conversation turned on the Beauties of

Charles the Second’s Court at Windsor, and from thence to Count

Grammont, their gallant and gay historian. We took our favourite

passages in turn—one preferring that of Killigrew’s country-cousin, who

having been resolutely refused by Miss Warminster (one of the Maids of

Honour) when he found she had been unexpectedly brought to bed, fell on

his knees and thanked God that now she might take compassion on

him—another insisting that the Chevalier Hamilton’s assignation with

Lady Chesterfield, when she kept him all night shivering in an old

out-house, was better. Jacob Hall’s prowess was not forgotten, nor the

story of Miss Stuart’s garters. I was getting on in my way with that

delicate _endroit_, in which Miss Churchill is first introduced at court

and is besieged (as a matter of course) by the Duke of York, who was

gallant as well as bigoted on system. His assiduities however soon

slackened, owing (it is said) to her having a pale, thin face; till one

day, as they were riding out hunting together, she fell from her horse,

and was taken up almost lifeless. The whole assembled court were thrown

by this event into admiration that such a body should belong to such a

face[58] (so transcendant a pattern was she of the female form) and the

Duke was fixed. This I contended was striking, affecting, and grand, the

sublime of amorous biography, and said I could conceive of nothing finer

than the idea of a young person in her situation, who was the object of

indifference or scorn from outward appearance, with the proud suppressed

consciousness of a Goddess-like symmetry, locked up by ‘fear and

niceness, the hand-maids of all women,’ from the wonder and worship of

mankind. I said so then, and I think so now: my tongue grew wanton in

the praise of this passage, and I believe it bore the bell from its

competitors. W— then spoke of Lucius Apuleius and his Golden Ass, which

contains the story of Cupid and Psyche, with other matter rich and rare,

and went on to the romance of Heliodorus, Theagenes and Chariclea. This,

as he affirmed, opens with a pastoral landscape equal to Claude, and in

it the presiding deities of Love and Wine appear in all their pristine

strength, youth and grace, crowned and worshipped as of yore. The night

waned, but our glasses brightened, enriched with the pearls of Grecian

story. Our cup-bearer slept in a corner of the room, like another

Endymion, in the pale ray of an half-extinguished lamp, and starting up

at a fresh summons for a farther supply, he swore it was too late, and

was inexorable to entreaty. M— sat with his hat on and with a hectic

flush in his face while any hope remained, but as soon as we rose to go,

he darted out of the room as quick as lightning, determined not to be

the last that went.—I said some time after to the waiter, that ‘Mr. M—

was no flincher.’—‘Oh! Sir,’ says he, ‘you should have known him

formerly, when Mr. H— and Mr. A— used to be here. Now he is quite

another man: he seldom stays later than one or two.’—‘Why, did they keep

it up much later then?’—Oh! yes; and used to sing catches and all

sorts.’—‘What, did Mr. M— sing catches?’—‘He joined chorus, Sir, and was

as merry as the best of them. He was always a pleasant gentleman!’—This

H— and A— succumbed in the fight. A— was a dry Scotchman, H— a

good-natured, hearty Englishman. I do not mean that the same character

applies to all Scotchmen or to all Englishmen. H— was of the Pipe-Office

(not unfitly appointed), and in his cheerfuller cups would delight to

speak of a widow and a bowling-green, that ran in his head to the last.

‘What is the good of talking of those things now?’ said the man of

utility. ‘I don’t know,’ replied the other, quaffing another glass of

sparkling ale, and with a lambent fire playing in his eye and round his

bald forehead—(he had a head that Sir Joshua would have made something

bland and genial of)—‘I don’t know, but they were delightful to me at

the time, and are still pleasant to talk and think of.’—_Such a one_, in

Touchstone’s phrase, _is a natural philosopher_; and in nine cases out

of ten that sort of philosophy is the best! I could enlarge this sketch,

such as it is; but to prose on to the end of the chapter might prove

less profitable than tedious.—

I like very well to sit in a room where there are people talking on

subjects I know nothing of, if I am only allowed to sit silent and as a

spectator. But I do not much like to join in the conversation, except

with people and on subjects to my taste. Sympathy is necessary to

society. To look on, a variety of faces, humours, and opinions is

sufficient: to mix with others, agreement as well as variety is

indispensable. What makes good society? I answer, in one word, real

fellowship. Without a similitude of tastes, acquirements, and pursuits

(whatever may be the difference of tempers and characters) there can be

no intimacy or even casual intercourse, worth the having. What makes the

most agreeable party? A number of people with a number of ideas in

common, ‘yet so as with a difference;’ that is, who can put one or more

subjects which they have all studied in the greatest variety of

entertaining or useful lights. Or in other words, a succession of good

things said with good humour, and addressed to the understandings of

those who hear them, make the most desirable conversation. Ladies,

lovers, beaux, wits, philosophers, the fashionable or the vulgar, are

the fittest company for one another. The discourse at Randall’s is the

best for boxers: that at Long’s for lords and loungers. I prefer H—’s

conversation almost to any other person’s, because, with a familiar

range of subjects, he colours with a totally new and sparkling light,

reflected from his own character. Elia, the grave and witty, says things

not to be surpassed in essence: but the manner is more painful and less

a relief to my own thoughts. Some one conceived he could not be an

excellent companion, because he was seen walking down the side of the

Thames, _passibus iniquis_, after dining at Richmond. The objection was

not valid. I will however admit that the said Elia is the worst company

in the world in bad company, if it be granted me that in good company he

is nearly the best that can be. He is one of those of whom it may be

said, _Tell me your company, and I’ll tell you your manners_. He is the

creature of sympathy, and makes good whatever opinion you seem to

entertain of him. He cannot outgo the apprehensions of the circle; and

invariably acts up or down to the point of refinement or vulgarity at

which they pitch him. He appears to take a pleasure in exaggerating the

prejudices of strangers against him; a pride in confirming the

prepossessions of friends. In whatever scale of intellect he is placed,

he is as lively or as stupid as the rest can be for their lives. If you

think him odd and ridiculous, he becomes more and more so every minute,

_à la folie_, till he is a wonder gazed by all—set him against a good

wit and a ready apprehension, and he brightens more and more—

‘Or like a gate of steel

Fronting the sun, receives and renders back

Its figure and its heat.’

We had a pleasant party one evening at B— C—’s. A young literary

bookseller who was present went away delighted with the elegance of the

repast, and spoke in raptures of a servant in green livery and a

patent-lamp. I thought myself that the charm of the evening consisted in

some talk about Beaumont and Fletcher and the old poets, in which every

one took part or interest, and in a consciousness that we could not pay

our host a better compliment than in thus alluding to studies in which

he excelled, and in praising authors whom he had imitated with feeling

and sweetness!—I should think it may be also laid down as a rule on this

subject, that to constitute good company a certain proportion of hearers

and speakers is requisite. Coleridge makes good company for this reason.

He immediately establishes the principle of the division of labour in

this respect, wherever he comes. He takes his cue as speaker, and the

rest of the party theirs as listeners—a ‘Circean herd’—without any

previous arrangement having been gone through. I will just add that

there can be no good society without perfect freedom from affectation

and constraint. If the unreserved communication of feeling or opinion

leads to offensive familiarity, it is not well. But it is no better

where the absence of offensive remarks arises only from formality and an

assumed respectfulness of manner.

I do not think there is any thing deserving the name of society to be

found out of London: and that for the two following reasons. First,

there is _neighbourhood_ elsewhere, accidental or unavoidable

acquaintance: people are thrown together by chance or grow together like

trees; but you can pick your society nowhere but in London. The very

persons that of all others you would wish to associate with in almost

every line of life, (or at least of intellectual pursuit,) are to be met

with there. It is hard if out of a million of people you cannot find

half a dozen to your liking. Individuals may seem lost and hid in the

size of the place: but in fact from this very circumstance you are

within two or three miles’ reach of persons that without it you would be

some hundreds apart from. Secondly, London is the only place in which

each individual in company is treated according to his value in company,

and to that only. In every other part of the kingdom he carries another

character about with him, which supersedes the intellectual or social

one. It is known in Manchester or Liverpool what every man in the room

is worth in land or money; what are his connexions and prospects in

life—and this gives a character of servility or arrogance, of

mercenariness or impertinence to the whole of provincial intercourse.

You laugh not in proportion to a man’s wit, but his wealth: you have to

consider not what, but whom you contradict. You speak by the pound, and

are heard by the rood. In the metropolis there is neither time nor

inclination for these remote calculations. Every man depends on the

quantity of sense, wit, or good manners he brings into society for the

reception he meets with in it. A member of parliament soon finds his

level as a commoner: the merchant and manufacturer cannot bring his

goods to market here: the great landed proprietor shrinks from being the

lord of acres into a pleasant companion or a dull fellow. When a visitor

enters or leaves a room, it is not inquired whether he is rich or poor,

whether he lives in a garret or a palace, or comes in his own or a

hackney-coach, but whether he has a good expression of countenance, with

an unaffected manner, and whether he is a man of understanding or a

blockhead. These are the circumstances by which you make a favourable

impression on the company, and by which they estimate you in the

abstract. In the country, they consider whether you have a vote at the

next election, or a place in your gift; and measure the capacity of

others to instruct or entertain them by the strength of their pockets

and their credit with their banker. Personal merit is at a prodigious

discount in the provinces. I like the country very well, if I want to

enjoy my own company: but London is the only place for equal society, or

where a man can say a good thing or express an honest opinion without

subjecting himself to being insulted, unless he first lays his purse on

the table to back his pretensions to talent or independence of spirit. I

speak from experience.[59]

ESSAY XXI

ON THE ARISTOCRACY OF LETTERS

‘Ha! here’s three of us are sophisticated:—off, you lendings.’—

There is such a thing as an aristocracy or privileged order in letters,

which has sometimes excited my wonder, and sometimes my spleen. We meet

with authors who have never done any thing, but who have a vast

reputation for what they could have done. Their names stand high, and

are in every body’s mouth, but their works are never heard of, or had

better remain undiscovered for the sake of their admirers.—_Stat nominis

umbra_—their pretensions are lofty and unlimited, as they have nothing

to rest upon, or because it is impossible to confront them with the

proofs of their deficiency. If you inquire farther, and insist upon some

act of authorship to establish the claims of these Epicurean votaries of

the Muses, you find that they had a great reputation at Cambridge, that

they were senior wranglers or successful prize-essayists, that they

visit at — House, and to support that honour, must be supposed of course

to occupy the first rank in the world of letters.[60] It is possible,

however, that they have some manuscript work in hand, which is of too

much importance (and the writer has too much at stake in publishing it)

hastily to see the light: or perhaps they once had an article in the

Edinburgh Review, which was much admired at the time, and is kept by

them ever since as a kind of diploma and unquestionable testimonial of

merit. They are not like Grub-street authors, who write for bread, and

are paid by the sheet. Like misers who hoard their wealth, they are

supposed to be masters of all the wit and sense they do not impart to

the public. ‘Continents have most of what they contain,’ says a

considerable philosopher; and these persons, it must be confessed, have

a prodigious command over themselves in the expenditure of light and

learning. The Oriental curse—‘O that mine enemy had written a

book’—hangs suspended over them. By never committing themselves, they

neither give a handle to the malice of the world, nor excite the

jealousy of friends; and keep all the reputation they have got, not by

discreetly blotting, but by never writing a line. Some one told

Sheridan, who was always busy about some new work and never advancing

any farther in it, that he would not write because he was afraid of the

Author of the School for Scandal. So these idle pretenders are afraid of

undergoing a comparison with themselves in something they have never

done, but have had credit for doing. They do not acquire celebrity, they

assume it; and escape detection by never venturing out of their imposing

and mysterious _incognito_. They do not let themselves down by every-day

work: for them to appear in print is a work of supererogation as much as

in lords or kings, and like gentlemen with a large landed estate, they

live on their established character, and do nothing (or as little as

possible) to increase or lose it. There is not a more deliberate piece

of grave imposture going. I know a person of this description who has

been employed many years (by implication) on a translation of

Thucydides, of which no one ever saw a word, but it does not answer the

purpose of bolstering up a factitious reputation the less on that

account. The longer it is delayed and kept sacred from the vulgar gaze,

the more it swells into imaginary consequence; the labour and care

required for a work of this kind being immense:—and then there are no

faults in an unexecuted translation. The only impeccable writers are

those who never wrote. Another is an oracle on subjects of taste and

classical erudition, because (he says at least) he reads Cicero once a

year to keep up the purity of his Latinity. A third makes the indecency

pass for the depth of his researches and for a high gusto in _virtù_,

till from his seeing nothing in the finest remains of ancient art, the

world by the merest accident find out that there is nothing in him.

There is scarcely any thing that a grave face with an impenetrable

manner will not accomplish, and whoever is weak enough to impose upon

himself, will have wit enough to impose upon the public—particularly if

he can make it their interest to be deceived by shallow boasting, and

contrives not to hurt their self-love by sterling acquirements. Do you

suppose that the understood translation of Thucydides costs its supposed

author nothing? A select party of friends and admirers dine with him

once a week at a magnificent town-mansion, or a more elegant and

picturesque retreat in the country. They broach their Horace and their

old hock, and sometimes allude with a considerable degree of candour to

the defects of works which are brought out by contemporary writers—the

ephemeral offspring of haste and necessity!

Among other things, the learned languages are a ready passport to this

sort of unmeaning, unanalysed reputation. They presently lift a man up

among the celestial constellations, the signs of the Zodiac (as it were)

and third heaven of inspiration, from whence he looks down on those who

are toiling on in this lower sphere, and earning their bread by the

sweat of their brain, at leisure and in scorn. If the graduates in this

way condescend to express their thoughts in English, it is understood to

be _infra dignitatem_—such light and unaccustomed essays do not fit the

ponderous gravity of their pen—they only draw to advantage and with full

justice to themselves in the bow of the ancients. Their native-tongue is

to them strange, inelegant, unapt, and crude. They ‘cannot command it to

any utterance of harmony. They have not the skill.’ This is true enough;

but you must not say so, under a heavy penalty—the displeasure of

pedants and blockheads. It would be sacrilege against the privileged

classes, the Aristocracy of Letters. What! will you affirm that a

profound Latin scholar, a perfect Grecian, cannot write a page of common

sense or grammar? Is it not to be presumed, by all the charters of the

Universities and the foundations of grammar-schools, that he who can

speak a dead language must be _a fortiori_ conversant with his own?

Surely, the greater implies the less. He who knows every science and

every art cannot be ignorant of the most familiar forms of speech. Or if

this plea is found not to hold water, then our scholastic bungler is

said to be above this vulgar trial of skill, ‘something must be excused

to want of practice—but did you not observe the elegance of the

Latinity, how well that period would become a classical and studied

dress?’ Thus defects are ‘monster’d’ into excellences, and they screen

their idol, and require you, at your peril, to pay prescriptive homage

to false concords and inconsequential criticisms, because the writer of

them has the character of the first or second Greek or Latin scholar in

the kingdom. If you do not swear to the truth of these spurious

credentials, you are ignorant and malicious, a quack and a

scribbler—_flagranti delicto_! Thus the man who can merely read and

construe some old author is of a class superior to any living one, and,

by parity of reasoning, to those old authors themselves: the poet or

prose-writer of true and original genius, by the courtesy of custom,

‘ducks to the learned fool:’ or as the author of Hudibras has so well

stated the same thing,

—‘He that is but able to express

No sense at all in several languages,

Will pass for learneder than he that’s known

To speak the strongest reason in his own.’

These preposterous and unfounded claims of mere scholars to precedence

in the commonwealth of letters, which they set up so formally themselves

and which others so readily bow to, are partly owing to traditional

prejudice:—there was a time when learning was the only distinction from

ignorance, and when there was no such thing as popular English

literature. Again, there is something more palpable and positive in this

kind of acquired knowledge, like acquired wealth, which the vulgar

easily recognise. That others know the meaning of signs which they are

confessedly and altogether ignorant of, is to them both a matter of fact

and a subject of endless wonder. The languages are worn like a dress by

a man, and distinguish him sooner than his natural figure; and we are,

from motives of self-love, inclined to give others credit for the ideas

they have borrowed or have come into indirect possession of, rather than

for those that originally belong to them and are exclusively their own.

The merit in them and the implied inferiority in ourselves is less.

Learning is a kind of external appendage or transferable property—

‘’Twas mine, ’tis his, and may be any man’s’—

Genius and understanding are a man’s self, an integrant part of his

personal identity; and the title to these last, as it is the most

difficult to be ascertained, is also the most grudgingly acknowledged.

Few persons would pretend to deny that Porson had more Greek than they.

It was a question of fact which might be put to the immediate proof, and

could not be gainsaid. But the meanest frequenter of the Cider-cellar or

the Hole in the Wall would be inclined, in his own conceit, to dispute

the palm of wit or sense with him; and indemnify his self-complacency

for the admiration paid to living learning by significant hints to

friends and casual droppers-in, that the greatest men, when you came to

know them, were not without their weak sides as well as others.—Pedants,

I will add here, talk to the vulgar as pedagogues talk to school-boys,

on an understood principle of condescension and superiority, and

therefore make little progress in the knowledge of men or things. While

they fancy they are accommodating themselves to, or else assuming airs

of importance over, inferior capacities, these inferior capacities are

really laughing at them. There can be no true superiority but what

arises out of the presupposed ground of equality: there can be no

improvement but from the free communication and comparing of ideas.

Kings and nobles, for this reason, receive little benefit from

society—where all is submission on one side, and condescension on the

other. The mind strikes out truth by collision, as steel strikes fire

from the flint!

There are whole families who are born classical, and are entered in the

heralds’ college of reputation by the right of consanguinity.

Literature, like nobility, runs in the blood. There is the B— family.

There is no end of it or its pretensions. It produces wits, scholars,

novelists, musicians, artists in ‘numbers numberless.’ The name is alone

a passport to the Temple of Fame. Those who bear it are free of

Parnassus by birth-right. The founder of it was himself an historian and

a musician, but more of a courtier and man of the world than either. The

secret of his success may perhaps be discovered in the following

passage, where, in alluding to three eminent performers on different

instruments, he says, ‘These three illustrious personages were

introduced at the Emperour’s court,’ &c.; speaking of them as if they

were foreign ambassadours or princes of the blood, and thus magnifying

himself and his profession. This overshadowing manner carries nearly

every thing before it, and mystifies a great many. There is nothing like

putting the best face upon things, and leaving others to find out the

difference. He who could call three musicians ‘personages,’ would

himself play a personage through life, and succeed in his leading

object. Sir Joshua Reynolds, remarking on this passage, said, ‘No one

had a greater respect than he had for his profession, but that he should

never think of applying to it epithets that were appropriated merely to

external rank and distinction.’ Madame D—, it must be owned, had

cleverness enough to stock a whole family, and to set up her

cousin-germans, male and female, for wits and virtuosos to the third and

fourth generation. The rest have done nothing, that I know of, but keep

up the name.

The most celebrated author in modern times has written without a name,

and has been knighted for anonymous productions. Lord Byron complains

that Horace Walpole was not properly appreciated, ‘first, because he was

a gentleman, and secondly, because he was a nobleman.’ His Lordship

stands in one, at least, of the predicaments here mentioned, and yet he

has had justice, or somewhat more, done him. He towers above his fellows

by all the height of the peerage. If the poet lends a grace to the

nobleman, the nobleman pays it back to the poet with interest. What a

fine addition is ten thousand a year and a title to the flaunting

pretensions of a modern rhapsodist! His name so accompanied becomes the

mouth well: it is repeated thousands of times, instead of hundreds,

because the reader in being familiar with the Poet’s works seems to

claim acquaintance with the Lord,

‘Let but a lord once own the happy lines:

How the wit brightens, and the style refines!’

He smiles at the high-flown praise or petty cavils of little men. Does

he make a slip in decorum, which Milton declares to be the principal

thing? His proud crest and armorial bearings support him:—no

bend-sinister slurs his poetical escutcheon! Is he dull, or does he put

off some trashy production on the public? It is not charged to his

account, as a deficiency which he must make good at the peril of his

admirers. His Lordship is not answerable for the negligence or

extravagances of his Muse. He ‘bears a charmed reputation, which must

not yield’ like one of vulgar birth. The Noble Bard is for this reason

scarcely vulnerable to the critics. The double barrier of his

pretensions baffles their puny, timid efforts. Strip off some of his

tarnished laurels, and the coronet appears glittering beneath: restore

them, and it still shines through with keener lustre. In fact, his

Lordship’s blaze of reputation culminates from his rank and place in

society. He sustains two lofty and imposing characters; and in order to

simplify the process of our admiration, and ‘leave no rubs or botches in

the way,’ we equalise his pretensions, and take it for granted that he

must be as superior to other men in genius as he is in birth. Or, to

give a more familiar solution of the enigma, the Poet and the Peer agree

to honour each other’s acceptances on the bank of Fame, and sometimes

cozen the town to some tune between them.—Really, however, and with all

his privileges, Lord Byron might as well not have written that strange

letter about Pope. I could not afford it, poor as I am. Why does he

pronounce, _ex cathedrâ_ and robed, that Cowper is no poet? Cowper was a

gentleman and of noble family like his critic. He was a teacher of

morality as well as a describer of nature, which is more than his

Lordship is. His John Gilpin will last as long as Beppo, and his verses

to Mary are not less touching than the Farewell. If I had ventured upon

such an assertion as this, it would have been worse for me than finding

out a borrowed line in the Pleasures of Hope.—

There is not a more helpless or more despised animal than a mere author,

without any extrinsic advantages of birth, breeding, or fortune to set

him off. The real ore of talents or learning must be stamped before it

will pass current. To be at all looked upon as an author, a man must be

something more or less than an author—a rich merchant, a banker, a lord,

or a ploughman. He is admired for something foreign to himself, that

acts as a bribe to the servility or a set-off to the envy of the

community. ‘What should such fellows as we do, crawling betwixt heaven

and earth;’—‘coining our hearts for drachmas;’ now scorched in the sun,

now shivering in the breeze, now coming out in our newest gloss and best

attire, like swallows in the spring, now ‘sent back like hallowmas or

shortest day?’ The best wits, like the handsomest faces _upon the town_,

lead a harassing, precarious life—are taken up for the bud and promise

of talent, which they no sooner fulfil than they are thrown aside like

an old fashion—are caressed without reason, and insulted with

impunity—are subject to all the caprice, the malice, and fulsome

advances of that great keeper, the Public—and in the end come to no

good, like all those who lavish their favours on mankind at large and

look to the gratitude of the world for their reward. Instead of this set

of Grub-street authors, the mere _canaille_ of letters, this corporation

of Mendicity, this ragged regiment of genius suing at the corners of

streets, _in forma pauperis_, give me the gentleman and scholar, with a

good house over his head and a handsome table ‘with wine of Attic taste’

to ask his friends to, and where want and sorrow never come. Fill up the

sparkling bowl, heap high the dessert with roses crowned, bring out the

hot-pressed poem, the vellum manuscripts, the medals, the portfolios,

the intaglios—this is the true model of the life of a man of taste and

_virtù_—the possessors, not the inventors of these things, are the true

benefactors of mankind and ornaments of letters. Look in, and there,

amidst silver services and shining chandeliers, you will see the man of

genius at his proper post, picking his teeth and mincing an opinion,

sheltered by rank, bowing to wealth—a poet framed, glazed, and hung in a

striking light: not a straggling weed, torn and trampled on; not a poor

_Kit-run-the-street_, but a powdered beau, a sycophant plant, an exotic

reared in a glass-case, hermetically sealed,

‘Free from the Sirian star and the dread thunder-stroke’—

whose mealy coat no moth can corrupt nor blight can wither. The poet

Keats had not this sort of protection for his person—he lay bare to

weather—the serpent stung him, and the poison-tree dropped upon this

little western flower:—when the mercenary servile crew approached him,

he had no pedigree to show them, no rent-roll to hold out in reversion

for their praise: he was not in any great man’s train, nor the butt and

puppet of a lord—he could only offer them ‘the fairest flowers of the

season, carnations and streaked gilliflowers,’—‘rue for remembrance and

pansies for thoughts’—they recked not of his gift, but tore him with

hideous shouts and laughter,

‘Nor could the Muse protect her son!’

Unless an author has an establishment of his own, or is entered on that

of some other person, he will hardly be allowed to write English or to

spell his own name. To be well-spoken of, he must enlist under some

standard; he must belong to some _coterie_. He must get the _esprit de

corps_ on his side: he must have literary bail in readiness. Thus they

prop one another’s ricketty heads at M—’s shop, and a spurious

reputation, like false argument, runs in a circle. Cr—k—r affirms that

G—ff—rd is sprightly, and G—ff—rd that Cr—k—r is genteel: D’I— that

J—c—b is wise, and J—c—b that D’I— is good-natured. A member of

Parliament must be answerable that you are not dangerous or dull before

you can be of the _entrée_. You must commence toad-eater to have your

observations attended to; if you are independent, unconnected, you will

be regarded as a poor creature. Your opinion is honest, you will say:

then ten to one, it is not profitable. It is at any rate your own. So

much the worse; for then it is not the world’s. T— is a very tolerable

barometer in this respect. He knows nothing, hears every thing, and

repeats just what he hears; so that you may guess pretty well from this

round-faced echo what is said by others! Almost every thing goes by

presumption and appearances. ‘Did you not think Mr. B—’s language very

elegant?’—I thought he bowed very low. ‘Did you not think him remarkably

well-behaved?’—He was unexceptionably dressed. ‘But were not Mr. C—’s

manners quite insinuating?’—He said nothing. ‘You will at least allow

his friend to be a well-informed man?’—He talked upon all subjects

alike. Such would be a pretty faithful interpretation of the tone of

what is called _good society_. The surface is every thing: we do not

pierce to the core. The setting is more valuable than the jewel. Is it

not so in other things as well as letters? Is not an R.A. by the

supposition a greater man in his profession than any one who is not so

blazoned? Compared with that unrivalled list, Raphael had been

illegitimate, Claude not classical, and Michael Angelo admitted by

special favour. What is a physician without a diploma? An alderman

without being knighted? An actor whose name does not appear in great

letters? All others are counterfeits—men ‘of no mark or likelihood.’

This was what made the Jackalls of the North so eager to prove that I

had been turned out of the Edinburgh Review. It was not the merit of the

articles which excited their spleen—but their being there. Of the style

they knew nothing; for the thought they cared nothing:—all that they

knew was that I wrote in that powerful journal, and therefore they

asserted that I did not!

We find a class of persons who labour under an obvious natural

inaptitude for whatever they aspire to. Their manner of setting about

it is a virtual disqualification. The simple affirmation—‘What this

man has said, I will do,’—is not always considered as the proper test

of capacity. On the contrary, there are people whose bare pretensions

are as good or better than the actual performance of others. What I

myself have done, for instance, I never find admitted as proof of what

I shall be able to do: whereas I observe others who bring as proof of

their competence to any task (and are taken at their word) what they

have never done, and who gravely assure those who are inclined to

trust them that their talents are exactly fitted for some post because

they are just the reverse of what they have ever shown them to be. One

man has the air of an Editor as much as another has that of a butler

or porter in a gentleman’s family. —— is the model of this character,

with a prodigious look of business, an air of suspicion which passes

for sagacity, and an air of deliberation which passes for judgment. If

his own talents are no ways prominent, it is inferred he will be more

impartial and in earnest in making use of those of others. There

is ——, the responsible conductor of several works of taste and

erudition, yet (God knows) without an idea in his head relating to any

one of them. He is learned by proxy, and successful from sheer

imbecility. If he were to get the smallest smattering of the

departments which are under his controul, he would betray himself from

his desire to shine; but as it is, he leaves others to do all the

drudgery for him. He signs his name in the title-page or at the bottom

of a vignette, and nobody suspects any mistake. This contractor for

useful and ornamental literature once offered me Two Guineas for a

Life and Character of Shakespear, with an admission to his

_conversationis_. I went once. There was a collection of learned

lumber, of antiquaries, lexicographers, and other Illustrious Obscure,

and I had given up the day for lost, when in dropped Jack T. of the

Sun—(Who would dare to deny that he was ‘the Sun of our table?’)—and I

had nothing now to do but hear and laugh. Mr. T—— knows most of the

good things that have been said in the metropolis for the last thirty

years, and is in particular an excellent retailer of the humours and

extravagances of his old friend, Peter Pindar. He had recounted a

series of them, each rising above the other in a sort of magnificent

burlesque and want of literal preciseness, to a medley of laughing and

sour faces, when on his proceeding to state a joke of a practical

nature by the said Peter, a Mr. ——, (I forget the name) objected to

the moral of the story, and to the whole texture of Mr. T——’s

_facetiæ_—upon which our host, who had till now supposed that all was

going on swimmingly, thought it time to interfere and give a turn to

the conversation by saying—‘Why yes, Gentlemen, what we have hitherto

heard fall from the lips of our friend has been no doubt entertaining

and highly agreeable in its way: but perhaps we have had enough of

what is altogether delightful and pleasant and light and laughable in

conduct. Suppose, therefore, we were to shift the subject, and talk of

what is serious and moral and industrious and laudable in

character—Let us talk of Mr. Tomkins, the Penman!’—This staggered the

gravest of us, broke up our dinner-party, and we went up stairs to

tea. So much for the didactic vein of one of our principal guides in

the embellished walks of modern taste, and master-manufacturers of

letters. He had found that gravity had been a never-failing resource

when taken at a pinch—for once the joke miscarried—and Mr. Tomkins the

Penman figures to this day nowhere but in Sir Joshua’s picture of him!

To complete the natural Aristocracy of Letters, we only want a Royal

Society of Authors!

ESSAY XXII

ON CRITICISM

Criticism is an art that undergoes a great variety of changes, and aims

at different objects at different times.

At first, it is generally satisfied to give an opinion whether a work is

good or bad, and to quote a passage or two in support of this opinion:

afterwards, it is bound to assign the reasons of its decision and to

analyse supposed beauties or defects with microscopic minuteness. A

critic does nothing now-a-days who does not try to torture the most

obvious expression into a thousand meanings, and enter into a circuitous

explanation of all that can be urged for or against its being in the

best or worst style possible. His object indeed is not to do justice to

his author, whom he treats with very little ceremony, but to do himself

homage, and to show his acquaintance with all the topics and resources

of criticism. If he recurs to the stipulated subject in the end, it is

not till after he has exhausted his budget of general knowledge; and he

establishes his own claims first in an elaborate inaugural dissertation

_de omni scibile et quibusdam aliis_, before he deigns to bring forward

the pretensions of the original candidate for praise, who is only the

second figure in the piece. We may sometimes see articles of this sort,

in which no allusion whatever is made to the work under sentence of

death, after the first announcement of the title-page; and I apprehend

it would be a clear improvement on this species of nominal criticism, to

give stated periodical accounts of works that had never appeared at all,

which would save the hapless author the mortification of writing, and

his reviewer the trouble of reading them. If the real author is made of

so little account by the modern critic, he is scarcely more an object of

regard to the modern reader; and it must be confessed that after a dozen

close-packed pages of subtle metaphysical distinction or solemn didactic

declamation, in which the disembodied principles of all arts and

sciences float before the imagination in undefined profusion, the eye

turns with impatience and indifference to the imperfect embryo specimens

of them, and the hopeless attempts to realise this splendid jargon in

one poor work by one poor author, which is given up to summary execution

with as little justice as pity. ‘As when a well-graced actor leaves the

stage, men’s eyes are idly bent on him that enters next’—so it is

here.—Whether this state of the press is not a serious abuse and a

violent encroachment in the republic of letters, is more than I shall

pretend to determine. The truth is, that in the quantity of works that

issue from the press, it is utterly impossible they should all be read

by all sorts of people. There must be _tasters_ for the public, who must

have a discretionary power vested in them, for which it is difficult to

make them properly accountable. Authors in proportion to their numbers

become not formidable, but despicable. They would not be heard of or

severed from the crowd without the critic’s aid, and all complaints of

ill-treatment are vain. He considers them as pensioners on his bounty

for any pittance of praise, and in general sets them up as butts for his

wit and spleen, or uses them as a stalking-horse to convey his own

favourite notions and opinions, which he can do by this means without

the possibility of censure or appeal. He looks upon his literary

_protegé_ (much as Peter Pounce looked upon Parson Adams) as a kind of

humble companion or unnecessary interloper in the vehicle of fame, whom

he has taken up purely to oblige him, and whom he may treat with neglect

or insult, or set down in the common foot-path, whenever it suits his

humour or convenience. He naturally grows arbitrary with the exercise of

power. He by degrees wants to have a clear stage to himself, and would

be thought to have purchased a monopoly of wit, learning, and wisdom—

‘Assumes the rod, affects the God,

And seems to shake the spheres.’

Besides, something of this overbearing manner goes a great way with the

public. They cannot exactly tell whether you are right or wrong; and if

you state your difficulties or pay much deference to the sentiments of

others, they will think you a very silly fellow or a mere pretender. A

sweeping, unqualified assertion ends all controversy, and sets opinion

at rest. A sharp, sententious, cavalier, dogmatical tone is therefore

necessary, even in self-defence, to the office of a reviewer. If you do

not deliver your oracles without hesitation, how are the world to

receive them on trust and without inquiry? People read to have something

to talk about, and ‘to seem to know that which they do not.’

Consequently, there cannot be too much dialectics and debateable matter,

too much pomp and paradox in a review. _To elevate and surprise_ is the

great rule for producing a dramatic or a critical effect. The more you

startle the reader, the more he will be able to startle others with a

succession of smart intellectual shocks. The most admired of our Reviews

is saturated with this sort of electrical matter, which is regularly

played off so as to produce a good deal of astonishment and a strong

sensation in the public mind. The intrinsic merits of an author are a

question of very subordinate consideration to the keeping up the

character of the work and supplying the town with a sufficient number of

grave or brilliant topics for the consumption of the next three months!

This decided and paramount tone in criticism is the growth of the

present century, and was not at all the fashion in that calm peaceable

period when the Monthly Review bore ‘sole sovereign sway and masterdom’

over all literary productions. Though nothing can be said against the

respectability or usefulness of that publication during its long and

almost exclusive enjoyment of the public favour, yet the style of

criticism adopted in it is such as to appear slight and unsatisfactory

to a modern reader. The writers, instead of ‘outdoing termagant or

out-Heroding Herod,’ were somewhat precise and prudish, gentle almost to

a fault, full of candour and modesty,

‘And of their port as meek as is a maid!’[61]

There was none of that Drawcansir work going on then that there is now;

no scalping of authors, no hacking and hewing of their Lives and

Opinions, except that they used those of Tristram Shandy, GENT. rather

scurvily; which was to be expected. All, however, had a show of courtesy

and good-manners. The satire was covert and artfully insinuated; the

praise was short and sweet. We meet with no oracular theories; no

profound analysis of principles; no unsparing exposure of the least

discernible deviation from them. It was deemed sufficient to recommend

the work in general terms, ‘This is an agreeable volume,’ or ‘This is a

work of great learning and research,’ to set forth the title and table

of contents, and proceed without farther preface to some appropriate

extracts, for the most part concurring in opinion with the author’s

text, but now and then interposing an objection to maintain appearances

and assert the jurisdiction of the court. This cursory manner of hinting

approbation or dissent would make but a lame figure at present. We must

have not only an announcement that ‘this is an agreeable or able work,’

but we must have it explained at full length, and so as to silence all

cavillers, in what the agreeableness or ability of the work consists:

the author must be reduced to a class, all the living or defunct

examples of which must be characteristically and pointedly _differenced_

from one another; the value of this class of writing must be developed

and ascertained in comparison with others; the principles of taste, the

elements of our sensations, the structure of the human faculties, all

must undergo a strict scrutiny and revision. The modern or metaphysical

system of criticism, in short, supposes the question, _Why?_ to be

repeated at the end of every decision; and the answer gives birth to

interminable arguments and discussion. The former laconic mode was well

adapted to guide those who merely wanted to be informed of the character

and subject of a work in order to read it: the present is more useful to

those whose object is less to read the work than to dispute upon its

merits, and go into company clad in the whole defensive and offensive

armour of criticism.—

Neither are we less removed at present from the dry and meagre mode of

dissecting the skeletons of works, instead of transfusing their living

principles, which prevailed in Dryden’s Prefaces,[62] and in the

criticisms written on the model of the French school about a century

ago. A genuine criticism should, as I take it, reflect the colours, the

light and shade, the soul and body of a work:—here we have nothing but

its superficial plan and elevation, as if a poem were a piece of formal

architecture. We are told something of the plot or fable, of the moral,

and of the observance or violation of the three unities of time, place,

and action; and perhaps a word or two is added on the dignity of the

persons or the baldness of the style: but we no more know, after reading

one of these complacent _tirades_, what the essence of the work is, what

passion has been touched, or how skilfully, what tone and movement the

author’s mind imparts to his subject or receives from it, than if we had

been reading a homily or a gazette. That is, we are left quite in the

dark as to the feelings of pleasure or pain to be derived from the

genius of the performance or the manner in which it appeals to the

imagination: we know to a nicety how it squares with the thread-bare

rules of composition, not in the least how it affects the principles of

taste. We know every thing about the work, and nothing of it. The critic

takes good care not to baulk the reader’s fancy by anticipating the

effect which the author has aimed at producing. To be sure, the works so

handled were often worthy of their commentators: they had the form of

imagination without the life or power; and when any one had gone

regularly through the number of acts into which they were divided, the

measure in which they were written, or the story on which they were

founded, there was little else to be said about them. It is curious to

observe the effect which the Paradise Lost had on this class of critics,

like throwing a tub to a whale: they could make nothing of it. ‘It was

out of all plumb—not one of the angles at the four corners was a right

angle!’ They did not seek for, nor would they much relish the marrow of

poetry it contained. Like polemics in religion, they had discarded the

essentials of fine writing for the outward form and points of

controversy. They were at issue with Genius and Nature by what route and

in what garb they should enter the Temple of the Muses. Accordingly we

find that Dryden had no other way of satisfying himself of the

pretensions of Milton in the epic style but by translating his anomalous

work into rhyme and dramatic dialogue.[63]—So there are connoisseurs who

give you the subject, the grouping, the perspective, and all the

mechanical circumstances of a picture; but never say a word about the

expression. The reason is, they see the former, but not the latter.

There are persons, however, who cannot employ themselves better than in

taking an inventory of works of art (they want a faculty for higher

studies,) as there are works of art, so called, which seem to have been

composed expressly with an eye to such a class of connoisseurs. In them

are to be found no recondite nameless beauties thrown away upon the

stupid vulgar gaze; no ‘graces snatched beyond the reach of art;’

nothing but what the merest pretender may note down in good set terms in

his common-place book, just as it is before him. Place one of these

half-informed, imperfectly organised spectators before a tall canvas

with groups on groups of figures, of the size of life, and engaged in a

complicated action, of which they know the name and all the particulars,

and there are no bounds to their burst of involuntary enthusiasm. They

mount on the stilts of the subject and ascend the highest Heaven of

Invention, from whence they see sights and hear revelations which they

communicate with all the fervour of plenary explanation to those who may

be disposed to attend to their raptures. They float with wings expanded

in lofty circles, they stalk over the canvas at large strides, never

condescending to pause at any thing of less magnitude than a group or a

colossal figure. The face forms no part of their collective inquiries;

or so that it occupies only a sixth or an eighth proportion to the whole

body, all is according to the received rules of composition. Point to a

divine portrait of Titian, to an angelic head of Guido, close by—they

see and heed it not. What are the ‘looks commercing with the skies,’ the

soul speaking in the face, to them? It asks another and an inner sense

to comprehend them; but for the trigonometry of painting, nature has

constituted them indifferently well. They take a stand on the

distinction between portrait and history, and there they are

spell-bound. Tell them that there can be no fine history without

portraiture, that the painter must proceed from that ground to the one

above it, and that a hundred bad heads cannot make one good historical

picture, and they will not believe you, though the thing is obvious to

any gross capacity. Their ideas always fly to the circumference, and

never fix at the centre. Art must be on a grand scale; according to

them, the whole is greater than a part, and the greater necessarily

implies the less. The outline is in this view of the matter the same

thing as the filling-up, and ‘the limbs and flourishes of a discourse’

the substance. Again, the same persons make an absolute distinction,

without knowing why, between high and low subjects. Say that you would

as soon have Murillo’s _Two Beggar-Boys_ at the Dulwich Gallery as

almost any picture in the world, that is, that it would be one you would

chuse out of ten (had you the choice), and they reiterate upon you, that

surely a low subject cannot be of equal value with a high one. It is in

vain that you turn to the picture: they keep to the class. They have

eyes, but see not; and upon their principles of refined taste, would be

just as good judges of the merit of the picture without seeing it as

with that supposed advantage. They know what the subject is _from the

catalogue_!—Yet it is not true, as Lord Byron asserts, that execution is

every thing, and the class or subject nothing. The highest subjects,

equally well-executed (which, however, rarely happens) are the best. But

the power of execution, the manner of seeing nature, is one thing, and

may be so superlative (if you are only able to judge of it) as to

countervail every disadvantage of subject. Raphael’s storks in the

Miraculous Draught of Fishes, exulting in the event, are finer than the

head of Christ would have been in almost any other hands. The cant of

criticism is on the other side of the question; because execution

depends on various degrees of power in the artist, and a knowledge of it

on various degrees of feeling and discrimination in you: but to commence

artist or connoisseur in the grand style at once, without any

distinction of qualification whatever, it is only necessary for the

first to chuse his subject, and for the last to pin his faith on the

sublimity of the performance, for both to look down with ineffable

contempt on the painters and admirers of subjects of low life. I

remember a young Scotchman once trying to prove to me that Mrs. Dickons

was a superior singer to Miss Stephens, because the former excelled in

sacred music, and the latter did not. At that rate, that is, if it is

the singing sacred music that gives the preference, Miss Stephens would

only have to sing sacred music to surpass herself and vie with her

pretended rival; for this theory implies that all sacred music is

equally good, and therefore better than any other. I grant that Madame

Catalani’s singing of sacred music is superior to Miss Stephens’s

ballad-strains, because her singing is better altogether, and an ocean

of sound more wonderful than a simple stream of dulcet harmonies. In

singing the last verse of ‘God save the King’ not long ago, her voice

towered above the whole confused noise of the orchestra, like an eagle

piercing the clouds, and poured ‘such sweet thunder’ through the ear, as

excited equal astonishment and rapture!

Some kinds of criticism are as much too insipid as others are too

pragmatical. It is not easy to combine point with solidity, spirit with

moderation and candour. Many persons see nothing but beauties in a work,

others nothing but defects. Those cloy you with sweets, and are ‘the

very milk of human kindness,’ flowing on in a stream of luscious

panegyrics; these take delight in poisoning the sources of your

satisfaction, and putting you out of conceit with nearly every author

that comes in their way. The first are frequently actuated by personal

friendship, the last by all the virulence of party-spirit. Under the

latter head would fall what may be termed _political criticism_. The

basis of this style of writing is a _caput mortuum_ of impotent spite

and dulness, till it is varnished over with the slime of servility, and

thrown into a state of unnatural activity by the venom of the most

rancorous bigotry. The eminent professors in this groveling department

are at first merely out of sorts with themselves, and vent their spleen

in little interjections and contortions of phrase:—cry _Pish_ at a lucky

hit, and _Hem_ at a fault, are smart on personal defects, and sneer at

‘Beauty out of favour and on crutches’—are thrown into an ague-fit by

hearing the name of a rival, start back with horror at any approach to

their morbid pretensions like Justice Woodcock with his gouty

limbs—rifle the flowers of the Della Cruscan school, and give you in

their stead, as models of a pleasing pastoral style, Verses upon

Anna—which you may see in the notes to the Baviad and Mæviad. All this

is like the fable of the _Kitten and the Leaves_. But when they get

their brass collar on and shake their bells of office, they set up their

backs like the Great Cat Rodilardus, and pounce upon men and things. Woe

to any little heedless reptile of an author that ventures across their

path without a safe-conduct from the Board of Controul. They snap him up

at a mouthful, and sit licking their lips, stroking their whiskers, and

rattling their bells over the imaginary fragments of their devoted prey,

to the alarm and astonishment of the whole breed of literary,

philosophical, and revolutionary vermin, that were naturalised in this

country by a Prince of Orange and an Elector of Hanover a hundred years

ago.[64] When one of these pampered, sleek, ‘demure-looking,

spring-nailed, velvet-pawed, green-eyed’ critics makes his King and

Country parties to this sort of sport literary, you have not much chance

of escaping out of his clutches in a whole skin. Treachery becomes a

principle with them, and mischief a conscience, that is, a livelihood.

They not only _damn_ the work in the lump, but vilify and traduce the

author, and substitute lying abuse and sheer malignity for sense and

satire. To have written a popular work is as much as a man’s character

is worth, and sometimes his life, if he does not happen to be on the

right side of the question. The way in which they set about

_stultifying_ an adversary is not to accuse you of faults, or to

exaggerate those which you may really have, but they deny that you have

any merits at all, least of all, those that the world have given you

credit for; bless themselves from understanding a single sentence in a

whole volume; and unless you are ready to subscribe to all their

articles of peace, will not allow you to be qualified to write your own

name. It is not a question of literary discussion, but of political

proscription. It is a mark of loyalty and patriotism to extend no

quarter to those of the opposite party. Instead of replying to your

arguments, they call you names, put words and opinions into your mouth

which you have never uttered, and consider it a species of misprision of

treason to admit that a Whig author knows any thing of common sense or

English. The only chance of putting a stop to this unfair mode of

dealing would perhaps be to make a few reprisals by way of example. The

Court-party boast some writers who have a reputation to lose, and who

would not like to have their names dragged through the kennel of dirty

abuse and vulgar obloquy. What silenced the masked battery of

Blackwood’s Magazine was the implication of the name of Sir Walter Scott

in some remarks upon it—(an honour of which it seems that extraordinary

person was not ambitious)—to be ‘pilloried on infamy’s high stage’ was a

distinction and an amusement to the other gentlemen concerned in that

praiseworthy publication. I was complaining not long ago of this

prostitution of literary criticism as peculiar to our own times, when I

was told that it was just as bad in the time of Pope and Dryden, and

indeed worse, inasmuch as we have no Popes or Drydens now on the

obnoxious side to be nicknamed, metamorphosed into scarecrows, and

impaled alive by bigots and dunces. I shall not pretend to say how far

this remark may be true. The English (it must be owned) are rather a

foul-mouthed nation.

Besides temporary or accidental biases of this kind, there seem to be

sects and parties in taste and criticism (with a set of appropriate

watch-words) coeval with the arts of composition, and that will last as

long as the difference with which men’s minds are originally

constituted. There are some who are all for the elegance of an author’s

style, and some who are equally delighted with simplicity. The last

refer you to Swift as a model of English prose—thinking all other

writers sophisticated and naught—the former prefer the more ornamented

and sparkling periods of Junius or Gibbon. It is to no purpose to think

of bringing about an understanding between these opposite factions. It

is a natural difference of temperament and constitution of mind. The one

will never relish the antithetical point and perpetual glitter of the

artificial prose-style; as the plain unperverted English idiom will

always appear trite and insipid to the others. A toleration, not an

uniformity of opinion is as much as can be expected in this case: and

both sides may acknowledge, without imputation on their taste or

consistency, that these different writers excelled each in their way. I

might remark here that the epithet _elegant_ is very sparingly used in

modern criticism. It has probably gone out of fashion with the

appearance of the _Lake School_, who, I apprehend, have no such phrase

in their vocabulary. Mr. Rogers was, I think, almost the last poet to

whom it was applied as a characteristic compliment. At present it would

be considered as a sort of diminutive of the title of poet, like the

terms _pretty_ or _fanciful_, and is banished from the _haut ton_ of

letters. It may perhaps come into request at some future period.—Again,

the dispute between the admirers of Homer and Virgil has never been

settled, and never will: for there will always be minds to whom the

excellences of Virgil will be more congenial, and therefore more objects

of admiration and delight than those of Homer, and _vice versâ_. Both

are right in preferring what suits them best, the delicacy and

selectness of the one, or the fulness and majestic flow of the other.

There is the same difference in their taste that there was in the genius

of their two favourites. Neither can the disagreement between the French

and English school of tragedy ever be reconciled, till the French become

English, or the English French.[65] Both are right in what they admire,

both are wrong in condemning the others for what they admire. We see the

defects of Racine, they see the faults of Shakespear probably in an

exaggerated point of view. But we may be sure of this, that when we see

nothing but grossness and barbarism, or insipidity and verbiage in a

writer that is the God of a nation’s idolatry, it is we and not they who

want true taste and feeling. The controversy about Pope and the opposite

school in our own poetry comes to much the same thing. Pope’s

correctness, smoothness, &c. are very good things and much to be

commended in him. But it is not to be expected or even desired that

others should have these qualities in the same paramount degree, to the

exclusion of every thing else. If you like correctness and smoothness of

all things in the world, there they are for you in Pope. If you like

other things better, such as strength and sublimity, you know where to

go for them. Why trouble Pope or any other author for what they have

not, and do not profess to give? Those who seem to imply that Pope

possessed, besides his own peculiar, exquisite merits, all that is to be

found in Shakespear or Milton, are I should hardly think in good

earnest. But I do not therefore see that, because this was not the case,

Pope was no poet. We cannot by a little verbal sophistry confound the

qualities of different minds, nor force opposite excellences into a

union by all the intolerance in the world. We may pull Pope in pieces as

long as we please, for not being Shakespear or Milton, as we may carp at

them for not being Pope: but this will not make a poet equal to all

three. If we have a taste for some one precise style or manner, we may

keep it to ourselves and let others have theirs. If we are more catholic

in our notions, and want variety of excellence and beauty, it is spread

abroad for us to profusion in the variety of books and in the several

growth of men’s minds, fettered by no capricious or arbitrary rules.

Those who would proscribe whatever falls short of a given standard of

imaginary perfection, do so not from a higher capacity of taste or range

of intellect than others, but to destroy, to ‘crib and cabin in,’ all

enjoyments and opinions but their own.

We find people of a decided and original, and others of a more general

and versatile taste. I have sometimes thought that the most acute and

original-minded men made bad critics. They see every thing too much

through a particular medium. What does not fall in with their own bias

and mode of composition, strikes them as common-place and factitious.

What does not come into the direct line of their vision, they regard

idly, with vacant, ‘lack-lustre eye.’ The extreme force of their

original impressions compared with the feebleness of those they receive

at second hand from others, oversets the balance and just proportion of

their minds. Men who have fewer native resources, and are obliged to

apply oftener to the general stock, acquire by habit a greater aptitude

in appreciating what they owe to others. Their taste is not made a

sacrifice to their egotism and vanity, and they enrich the soil of their

minds with continual accessions of borrowed strength and beauty. I might

take this opportunity of observing, that the person of the most refined

and least contracted taste I ever knew was the late Joseph Fawcett, the

friend of my youth. He was almost the first literary acquaintance I ever

made, and I think the most candid and unsophisticated. He had a masterly

perception of all styles and of every kind and degree of excellence,

sublime or beautiful, from Milton’s Paradise Lost to Shenstone’s

Pastoral Ballad, from Butler’s Analogy down to Humphry Clinker. If you

had a favourite author, he had read him too, and knew all the best

morsels, the subtle _traits_, the capital touches. ‘Do you like

Sterne?’—‘Yes, to be sure,’ he would say, ‘I should deserve to be

hanged, if I didn’t!’ His repeating some parts of Comus with his fine,

deep, mellow-toned voice, particularly the lines, ‘I have heard my

mother Circe with the Sirens three,’ &c.—and the enthusiastic comments

he made afterwards were a feast to the ear and to the soul. He read the

poetry of Milton with the same fervour and spirit of devotion that I

have since heard others read their own. ‘That is the most delicious

feeling of all,’ I have heard him exclaim, ‘to like what is excellent,

no matter whose it is.’ In this respect he practised what he preached.

He was incapable of harbouring a sinister motive, and judged only from

what he felt. There was no flaw or mist in the clear mirror of his mind.

He was as open to impressions as he was strenuous in maintaining them.

He did not care a rush whether a writer was old or new, in prose or in

verse—‘What he wanted,’ he said, ‘was something to make him think.’ Most

men’s minds are to me like musical instruments out of tune. Touch a

particular key, and it jars and makes harsh discord with your own. They

like Gil Blas, but can see nothing to laugh at in Don Quixote: they

adore Richardson, but are disgusted with Fielding. Fawcett had a taste

accommodated to all these. He was not exceptious. He gave a cordial

welcome to all sorts, provided they were the best in their kind. He was

not fond of counterfeits or duplicates. His own style was laboured and

artificial to a fault, while his character was frank and ingenuous in

the extreme. He was not the only individual whom I have known to

counteract their natural disposition in coming before the public, and by

avoiding what they perhaps thought an inherent infirmity, debar

themselves of their real strength and advantages. A heartier friend or

honester critic I never coped withal. He has made me feel (by contrast)

the want of genuine sincerity and generous sentiment in some that I have

listened to since, and convinced me (if practical proof were wanting) of

the truth of that text of Scripture—‘That had I all knowledge and could

speak with the tongues of angels, yet without charity I were nothing!’ I

would rather be a man of disinterested taste and liberal feeling, to see

and acknowledge truth and beauty wherever I found it, than a man of

greater and more original genius, to hate, envy, and deny all excellence

but my own—but that poor scanty pittance of it (compared with the whole)

which I had myself produced!

There is another race of critics who might be designated as the _Occult

School_—_verè adepti_. They discern no beauties but what are concealed

from superficial eyes, and overlook all that are obvious to the vulgar

part of mankind. Their art is the transmutation of styles. By happy

alchemy of mind they convert dross into gold—and gold into tinsel. They

see farther into a millstone than most others. If an author is utterly

unreadable, they can read him for ever: his intricacies are their

delight, his mysteries are their study. They prefer Sir Thomas Brown to

the Rambler by Dr. Johnson, and Burton’s Anatomy of Melancholy to all

the writers of the Georgian Age. They judge of works of genius as misers

do of hid treasure—it is of no value unless they have it all to

themselves. They will no more share a book than a mistress with a

friend. If they suspected their favourite volumes of delighting any eyes

but their own, they would immediately discard them from the list. Theirs

are superannuated beauties that every one else has left off intriguing

with, bed-ridden hags, a ‘stud of night-mares.’ This is not envy or

affectation, but a natural proneness to singularity, a love of what is

odd and out of the way. They must come at their pleasures with

difficulty, and support admiration by an uneasy sense of ridicule and

opposition. They despise those qualities in a work which are cheap and

obvious. They like a monopoly of taste, and are shocked at the

prostitution of intellect implied in popular productions. In like

manner, they would chuse a friend or recommend a mistress for gross

defects; and tolerate the sweetness of an actress’s voice only for the

ugliness of her face. Pure pleasures are in their judgment cloying and

insipid—

‘An ounce of sour is worth a pound of sweet!’

Nothing goes down with them but what is _caviare_ to the multitude. They

are eaters of olives and readers of black-letter. Yet they smack of

genius, and would be worth any money, were it only for the rarity of the

thing!

The last sort I shall mention are _verbal critics_—mere word-catchers,

fellows that pick out a word in a sentence and a sentence in a volume,

and tell you it is wrong.[66] These erudite persons constantly find out

by anticipation that you are deficient in the smallest things—that you

cannot spell certain words or join the nominative case and the verb

together, because to do this is the height of their own ambition, and of

course they must set you down lower than their opinion of themselves.

They degrade by reducing you to their own standard of merit; for the

qualifications they deny you, or the faults they object are so very

insignificant, that to prove yourself possessed of the one or free from

the other, is to make yourself doubly ridiculous. Littleness is their

element, and they give a character of meanness to whatever they touch.

They creep, buzz, and fly-blow. It is much easier to crush than to catch

these troublesome insects; and when they are in your power, your

self-respect spares them. The race is almost extinct:—one or two of them

are sometimes seen crawling over the pages of the Quarterly Review!

ESSAY XXIII

ON GREAT AND LITTLE THINGS

‘These little things are great to little man.’

GOLDSMITH.

The great and the little have, no doubt, a real existence in the nature

of things: but they both find pretty much the same level in the mind of

man. It is a common measure, which does not always accommodate itself to

the size and importance of the objects it represents. It has a certain

interest to spare for certain things (and no more) according to its

humour and capacity; and neither likes to be stinted in its allowance,

nor to muster up an unusual share of sympathy, just as the occasion may

require. Perhaps if we could recollect distinctly, we should discover

that the two things that have affected us most in the course of our

lives have been, one of them of the greatest, and the other of the

smallest possible consequence. To let that pass as too fine a

speculation, we know well enough that very trifling circumstances do

give us great and daily annoyance, and as often prove too much for our

philosophy and forbearance, as matters of the highest moment. A lump of

soot spoiling a man’s dinner, a plate of toast falling in the ashes, the

being disappointed of a ribbon to a cap or a ticket for a ball, have led

to serious and almost tragical consequences. Friends not unfrequently

fall out and never meet again for some idle misunderstanding, ‘some

trick not worth an egg,’ who have stood the shock of serious differences

of opinion and clashing interests in life; and there is an excellent

paper in the TATLER, to prove that if a married couple do not quarrel

about some point in the first instance not worth contesting, they will

seldom find an opportunity afterwards to quarrel about a question of

real importance. Grave divines, great statesmen, and deep philosophers

are put out of their way by very little things: nay, discreet, worthy

people, without any pretensions but to good-nature and common sense,

readily surrender the happiness of their whole lives sooner than give up

an opinion to which they have committed themselves, though in all

likelihood it was the mere turn of a feather which side they should take

in the argument. It is the being baulked or thwarted in any thing that

constitutes the grievance, the unpardonable affront, not the value of

the thing to which we had made up our minds. Is it that we despise

little things; that we are not prepared for them; that they take us in

our careless, unguarded moments, and tease us out of our ordinary

patience by their petty, incessant, insect warfare, buzzing about us and

stinging us like gnats; so that we can neither get rid of nor grapple

with them, whereas we collect all our fortitude and resolution to meet

evils of greater magnitude? Or is it that there is a certain stream of

irritability that is continually fretting upon the wheels of life, which

finds sufficient food to play with in straws and feathers, while great

objects are too much for it, either choke it up, or divert its course

into serious and thoughtful interest? Some attempt might be made to

explain this in the following manner.

One is always more vexed at losing a game of any sort by a single hole

or ace, than if one has never had a chance of winning it. This is no

doubt in part or chiefly because the prospect of success irritates the

subsequent disappointment. But people have been known to pine and fall

sick from holding the next number to the twenty thousand pound prize in

the lottery. Now this could only arise from their being so near winning

in fancy, from there seeming to be so thin a partition between them and

success. When they were within one of the right number, why could they

not have taken the next—it was so easy: this haunts their minds and will

not let them rest, notwithstanding the absurdity of the reasoning. It is

that the will here has a slight imaginary obstacle to surmount to attain

its end: it should appear it had only an exceedingly trifling effort to

make for this purpose, that it was absolutely in its power (had it

known) to seize the envied prize, and it is continually harassing itself

by making the obvious transition from one number to the other, when it

is too late. That is to say, the will acts in proportion to its fancied

power, to its superiority over immediate obstacles. Now in little or

indifferent matters there seems no reason why it should not have its own

way, and therefore a disappointment vexes it the more. It grows angry

according to the insignificance of the occasion, and frets itself to

death about an object, merely because from its very futility there can

be supposed to be no real difficulty in the way of its attainment, nor

any thing more required for this purpose than a determination of the

will. The being baulked of this throws the mind off its balance, or puts

it into what is called _a passion_; and as nothing but an act of

voluntary power still seems necessary to get rid of every impediment, we

indulge our violence more and more, and heighten our impatience by

degrees into a sort of frenzy. The object is the same as it was, but we

are no longer as we were. The blood is heated, the muscles are strained.

The feelings are wound up to a pitch of agony with the vain strife. The

temper is tried to the utmost it will bear. The more contemptible the

object or the obstructions in the way to it, the more are we provoked at

being hindered by them. It looks like witchcraft. We fancy there is a

spell upon us, so that we are hampered by straws and entangled in

cobwebs. We believe that there is a fatality about our affairs. It is

evidently done on purpose to plague us. A demon is at our elbow to

torment and defeat us in every thing, even in the smallest things. We

see him sitting and mocking us, and we rave and gnash our teeth at him

in return. It is particularly hard that we cannot succeed in any one

point, however trifling, that we set our hearts on. We are the sport of

imbecility and mischance. We make another desperate effort, and fly out

into all the extravagance of impotent rage once more. Our anger runs

away with our reason, because, as there is little to give it birth,

there is nothing to check it or recal us to our senses in the prospect

of consequences. We take up and rend in pieces the mere toys of humour,

as the gusts of wind take up and whirl about chaff and stubble. Passion

plays the tyrant, in a grand tragic-comic style, over the Lilliputian

difficulties and petty disappointments it has to encounter, gives way to

all the fretfulness of grief and all the turbulence of resentment, makes

a fuss about nothing because there is nothing to make a fuss about—when

an impending calamity, an irretrievable loss, would instantly bring it

to its recollection, and tame it in its preposterous career. A man may

be in a great passion and give himself strange airs at so simple a thing

as a game at ball, for instance; may rage like a wild beast, and be

ready to dash his head against the wall about nothing, or about that

which he will laugh at the next minute, and think no more of ten minutes

after, at the same time that a good smart blow from the ball, the

effects of which he might feel as a serious inconvenience for a month,

would calm him directly—

‘Anon as patient as the female dove,

His silence will sit drooping.’

The truth is, we pamper little griefs into great ones, and bear great

ones as well as we can. We can afford to dally and play tricks with the

one, but the others we have enough to do with, without any of the

wantonness and bombast of passion—without the swaggering of Pistol, or

the insolence of King Cambyses’ vein. To great evils we submit, we

resent little provocations. I have before now been disappointed of a

hundred pound job and lost half a crown at rackets on the same day, and

been more mortified at the latter than the former. That which is lasting

we share with the future, we defer the consideration of till to-morrow:

that which belongs to the moment we drink up in all its bitterness,

before the spirit evaporates. We probe minute mischiefs to the quick; we

lacerate, tear, and mangle our bosoms with misfortune’s finest,

brittlest point, and wreak our vengeance on ourselves and it for good

and all. Small pains are more manageable, more within our reach; we can

fret and worry ourselves about them, can turn them into any shape, can

twist and torture them how we please:—a grain of sand in the eye, a

thorn in the flesh only irritates the part, and leaves us strength

enough to quarrel and get out of all patience with it:—a heavy blow

stuns and takes away all power of sense as well as of resistance. The

great and mighty reverses of fortune, like the revolutions of nature,

may be said to carry their own weight and reason along with them: they

seem unavoidable and remediless, and we submit to them without murmuring

as to a fatal necessity. The magnitude of the events, in which we may

happen to be concerned, fills the mind, and carries it out of itself, as

it were, into the page of history. Our thoughts are expanded with the

scene on which we have to act, and lend us strength to disregard our own

personal share in it. Some men are indifferent to the stroke of fate, as

before and after earthquakes there is a calm in the air. From the

commanding situation whence they have been accustomed to view things,

they look down at themselves as only a part of the whole, and can

abstract their minds from the pressure of misfortune, by the aid of its

very violence. They are projected, in the explosion of events, into a

different sphere, far from their former thoughts, purposes, and

passions. The greatness of the change anticipates the slow effects of

time and reflection:—they at once contemplate themselves from an immense

distance, and look up with speculative wonder at the height on which

they stood. Had the downfall been less complete, it would have been more

galling and borne with less resignation, because there might still be a

chance of remedying it by farther efforts and farther endurance—but

_past cure, past hope_. It is chiefly this cause (together with

something of constitutional character) which has enabled the greatest

man in modern history to bear his reverses of fortune with gay

magnanimity, and to submit to the loss of the empire of the world with

as little discomposure as if he had been playing a game at chess.[67]

This does not prove by our theory that he did not use to fly into

violent passions with Talleyrand for plaguing him with bad news when

things went wrong. He was mad at uncertain forebodings of disaster, but

resigned to its consummation. A man may dislike impertinence, yet have

no quarrel with necessity!

There is another consideration that may take off our wonder at the

firmness with which the principals in great vicissitudes of fortune bear

their fate, which is, that they are in the secret of its operations, and

know that what to others appears chance-medley was unavoidable. The

clearness of their perception of all the circumstances converts the

uneasiness of doubt into certainty: they have not the qualms of

conscience which their admirers have, who cannot tell how much of the

event is to be attributed to the leaders, and how much to unforeseen

accidents: they are aware either that the result was not to be helped,

or that they did all they could to prevent it.

—‘Si Pergama dextra

Defendi possent, etiam hac defensa fuissent.’

It is the mist and obscurity through which we view objects that makes us

fancy they might have been, or might still be otherwise. The precise

knowledge of antecedents and consequents makes men practical as well as

philosophical Necessarians.—It is the want of this knowledge which is

the principle and soul of gambling, and of all games of chance or

partial skill. The supposition is, that the issue is uncertain, and that

there is no positive means of ascertaining it. It is dependent on the

turn of a die, on the tossing up of a halfpenny: to be fair, it must be

a lottery; there is no knowing but by the event; and it is this which

keeps the interest alive, and works up the passion little short of

madness. There is all the agitation of suspense, all the alternation of

hope and fear, of good and bad success, all the eagerness of desire,

without the possibility of reducing this to calculation, that is, of

subjecting the increased action of the will to a known rule, or

restraining the excesses of passion within the bounds of reason. We see

no cause beforehand why the run of the cards should not be in our

favour:—we will hear of none afterwards why it should not have been so.

As in the absence of all _data_ to judge by, we wantonly fill up the

blank with the most extravagant expectations, so, when all is over, we

obstinately recur to the chance we had previously. There is nothing to

tame us down to the event, nothing to reconcile us to our hard luck, for

so we think it. We see no reason why we failed (and there was none, any

more than why we should succeed)—we think that, reason apart, our will

is the next best thing; we still try to have it our own way, and fret,

torment, and harrow ourselves up with vain imaginations to effect

impossibilities.[68] We play the game over again: we wonder how it was

possible for us to fail. We turn our brain with straining at

contradictions, and striving to make things what they are not, or in

other words, to subject the course of nature to our fantastical wishes.

‘_If it had been so—if we had done such and such a thing_’—we try it in

a thousand different ways, and are just as far off the mark as ever. We

appealed to chance in the first instance, and yet, when it has decided

against us, we will not give in, and sit down contented with our loss,

but refuse to submit to any thing but reason, which has nothing to do

with the matter. In drawing two straws, for example, to see which is the

longest, there was no apparent necessity we should fix upon the wrong

one, it was so easy to have fixed upon the other, nay, at one time we

were going to do it—if we had—the mind thus runs back to what was so

possible and feasible at one time, while the thing was pending, and

would fain give a bias to causes so slender and insignificant, as the

skittle-player bends his body to give a bias to the bowl he has already

delivered from his hand, not considering that what is once determined,

be the causes ever so trivial or evanescent, is in the individual

instance unalterable. Indeed, to be a great philosopher, in the

practical and most important sense of the term, little more seems

necessary than to be convinced of the truth of the maxim, which the wise

man repeated to the daughter of King Cophetua, _That if a thing is, it

is_, and there is an end of it!

We often make life unhappy in wishing things to have turned out

otherwise than they did, merely because that is possible to the

imagination which is impossible in fact. I remember when L—’s farce was

damned (for damned it was, that’s certain) I used to dream every night

for a month after (and then I vowed I would plague myself no more about

it) that it was revived at one of the Minor or provincial theatres with

great success, that such and such retrenchments and alterations had been

made in it, and that it was thought _it might do at the other House_. I

had heard indeed (this was told in confidence to L—) that _Gentleman_

Lewis was present on the night of its performance, and said, that if he

had had it, he would have made it, by a few judicious curtailments, ‘the

most popular little thing that had been brought out for some time.’ How

often did I conjure up in recollection the full diapason of applause at

the end of the _Prologue_, and hear my ingenious friend in the first row

of the pit roar with laughter at his own wit! Then I dwelt with forced

complacency on some part in which it had been doing well: then we would

consider (in concert) whether the long, tedious opera of the

_Travellers_, which preceded it, had not tired people beforehand, so

that they had not spirits left for the quaint and sparkling ‘wit

skirmishes’ of the dialogue, and we all agreed it might have gone down

after a Tragedy, except L— himself, who swore he had no hopes of it from

the beginning, and that he knew the name of the hero when it came to be

discovered could not be got over.—Mr. H—, thou wert damned! Bright shone

the morning on the play-bills that announced thy appearance, and the

streets were filled with the buzz of persons asking one another if they

would go to see Mr. H—, and answering that they would certainly: but

before night the gaiety, not of the author, but of his friends and the

town was eclipsed, for thou wert damned! Hadst thou been anonymous, thou

haply mightst have lived. But thou didst come to an untimely end for thy

tricks, and for want of a better name to pass them off!

In this manner we go back to the critical minutes on which the turn of

our fate, or that of any one else in whom we are interested, depended;

try them over again with new knowledge and sharpened sensibility; and

thus think to alter what is irrevocable, and ease for a moment the pang

of lasting regret. So in a game at rackets[69] (to compare small things

with great) I think if at such a point I had followed up my success, if

I had not been too secure or over-anxious in another part, if I had

played for such an opening, in short, if I had done any thing but what I

did and what has proved unfortunate in the result, the chances were all

in my favour. But it is merely because I do not know what would have

happened in the other case, that I interpret it so readily to my own

advantage. I have sometimes lain awake a whole night, trying to serve

out the last ball of an interesting game in a particular corner of the

court, which I had missed from a nervous feeling. Rackets (I might

observe for the sake of the uninformed reader) is, like any other

athletic game, very much a thing of skill and practice: but it is also a

thing of opinion, ‘subject to all the skyey influences.’ If you think

you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. If you hesitate

in striking at the ball, it is ten to one but you miss it. If you are

apprehensive of committing some particular error (such as striking the

ball _foul_) you will be nearly sure to do it. While thinking of that

which you are so earnestly bent upon avoiding, your hand mechanically

follows the strongest idea, and obeys the imagination rather than the

intention of the striker. A run of luck is a forerunner of success, and

courage is as much wanted as skill. No one is however free from nervous

sensations at times. A good player may not be able to strike a single

stroke if another comes into the court that he has a particular dread

of; and it frequently so happens that a player cannot beat another even,

though he can give half the game to an equal player, because he has some

associations of jealousy or personal pique against the first which he

has not towards the last. _Sed hæc hactenus._ Chess is a game I do not

understand, and have not comprehension enough to play at. But I believe,

though it is so much less a thing of chance than science or skill, eager

players pass whole nights in marching and countermarching their men and

check-mating a successful adversary, supposing that at a certain point

of the game, they had determined upon making a particular move instead

of the one which they actually did make. I have heard a story of two

persons playing at back-gammon, one of whom was so enraged at losing his

match at a particular point of the game, that he took the board and

threw it out of the window. It fell upon the head of one of the

passengers in the street, who came up to demand instant satisfaction for

the affront and injury he had sustained. The losing gamester only asked

him if he understood back-gammon, and finding that he did, said, that if

upon seeing the state of the game he did not excuse the extravagance of

his conduct, he would give him any other satisfaction he wished for. The

tables were accordingly brought, and the situation of the two contending

parties being explained, the gentleman put up his sword, and went away

perfectly satisfied.—To return from this, which to some will seem a

digression, and to others will serve as a confirmation of the doctrine I

am insisting on.

It is not then the value of the object, but the time and pains bestowed

upon it, that determines the sense and degree of our loss. Many men set

their minds only on trifles, and have not a compass of soul to take an

interest in any thing truly great and important beyond forms and

_minutiæ_. Such persons are really men of little minds, or may be

complimented with the title of great children,

‘Pleased with a feather, tickled with a straw.’

Larger objects elude their grasp, while they fasten eagerly on the light

and insignificant. They fidget themselves and others to death with

incessant anxiety about nothing. A part of their dress that is awry

keeps them in a fever of restlessness and impatience; they sit picking

their teeth, or paring their nails, or stirring the fire, or brushing a

speck of dirt off their coats, while the house or the world tumbling

about their ears would not rouse them from their morbid insensibility.

They cannot sit still on their chairs for their lives, though, if there

were any thing for them to do, they would become immoveable. Their

nerves are as irritable as their imaginations are callous and inert.

They are addicted to an inveterate habit of littleness and perversity,

which rejects every other motive to action or object of contemplation

but the daily, teazing, contemptible, familiar, favourite sources of

uneasiness and dissatisfaction. When they are of a sanguine instead of a

morbid temperament, they become _quidnuncs_ and virtuosos—collectors of

caterpillars and odd volumes, makers of fishing-rods and curious in

watch-chains. Will Wimble dabbled in this way, to his immortal honour.

But many others have been less successful. There are those who build

their fame on epigrams or epitaphs, and others who devote their lives to

writing the Lord’s Prayer in little. Some poets compose and sing their

own verses. Which character would they have us think most highly of—the

poet or the musician? The Great is One. Some there are who feel more

pride in sealing a letter with a head of Homer than ever that old blind

bard did in reciting his Iliad. These raise a huge opinion of themselves

out of nothing, as there are those who shrink from their own merits into

the shade of unconquerable humility. I know one person at least, who

would rather be the author of an unsuccessful farce than of a successful

tragedy. Repeated mortification has produced an inverted ambition in his

mind, and made failure the bitter test of desert. He cannot lift his

drooping head to gaze on the gaudy crown of popularity placed within his

reach, but casts a pensive, rivetted look downwards to the modest

flowers which the multitude trample under their feet. If he had a piece

likely to succeed, coming out under all advantages, he would damn it by

some ill-timed, wilful jest, and lose the favour of the public, to

preserve the sense of his personal identity. ‘Misfortune,’ Shakespear

says, ‘brings a man acquainted with strange bed-fellows:’ and it makes

our thoughts traitors to ourselves.—It is a maxim with many—‘_Take care

of the pence, and the pounds will take care of themselves._’ Those only

put it in practice successfully who think more of the pence than of the

pounds. To such, a large sum is less than a small one. Great

speculations, great returns are to them extravagant or imaginary: a few

hundreds a year are something _snug_ and comfortable. Persons who have

been used to a petty, huckstering way of life cannot enlarge their

apprehensions to a notion of any thing better. Instead of launching out

into greater expense and liberality with the tide of fortune, they draw

back with a fear of consequences, and think to succeed on a broader

scale by dint of meanness and parsimony. My uncle Toby frequently caught

Trim standing up behind his chair, when he had told him to be seated.

What the corporal did out of respect, others would do out of servility.

The menial character does not wear out in three or four generations. You

cannot keep some people out of the kitchen, merely because their

grandfathers or grandmothers came out of it. A poor man and his wife

walking along in the neighbourhood of Portland-place, he said to her

peevishly, ‘What is the use of walking along these fine streets and

squares? Let us turn down some alley!’ He felt he should be more at home

there. L— said of an old acquaintance of his, that when he was young, he

wanted to be a tailor, but had not spirit! This is the misery of unequal

matches. The woman cannot easily forget, or think that others forget,

her origin; and with perhaps superior sense and beauty, keeps painfully

in the back-ground. It is worse when she braves this conscious feeling,

and displays all the insolence of the upstart and affected fine-lady.

But shouldst thou ever, my Infelice, grace my home with thy loved

presence, as thou hast cheered my hopes with thy smile, thou wilt

conquer all hearts with thy prevailing gentleness, and I will shew the

world what Shakespear’s women were!—Some gallants set their hearts on

princesses; others descend in imagination to women of quality; others

are mad after opera-singers. For my part, I am shy even of actresses,

and should not think of leaving my card with Madame V—. I am for none of

these _bonnes fortunes_; but for a list of humble beauties,

servant-maids and shepherd-girls, with their red elbows, hard hands,

black stockings and mob-caps, I could furnish out a gallery equal to

Cowley’s, and paint them half as well. Oh! might I but attempt a

description of some of them in poetic prose, Don Juan would forget his

Julia, and Mr. Davison might both print and publish this volume. I agree

so far with Horace, and differ with Montaigne. I admire the Clementinas

and Clarissas at a distance: the Pamelas and Fannys of Richardson and

Fielding make my blood tingle. I have written love-letters to such in my

time, _d’un pathétique à faire fendre les rochers_, and with about as

much effect as if they had been addressed to stone. The simpletons only

laughed, and said, that ‘those were not the sort of things to gain the

affections.’ I wish I had kept copies in my own justification. What is

worse, I have an utter aversion to _blue-stockings_. I do not care a fig

for any woman that knows even what _an author_ means. If I know that she

has read any thing I have written, I cut her acquaintance immediately.

This sort of literary intercourse with me passes for nothing. Her

critical and scientific acquirements are _carrying coals to Newcastle_.

I do not want to be told that I have published such or such a work. I

knew all this before. It makes no addition to my sense of power. I do

not wish the affair to be brought about in that way. I would have her

read my soul: she should understand the language of the heart: she

should know what I am, as if she were another self! She should love me

for myself alone. I like myself without any reason:—I would have her do

so too. This is not very reasonable. I abstract from my temptations to

admire all the circumstances of dress, birth, breeding, fortune; and I

would not willingly put forward my own pretensions, whatever they may

be. The image of some fair creature is engraven on my inmost soul; it is

on that I build my claim to her regard, and expect her to see into my

heart, as I see her form always before me. Wherever she treads, pale

primroses, like her face, vernal hyacinths, like her brow, spring up

beneath her feet, and music hangs on every bough: but all is cold,

barren, and desolate without her. Thus I feel and thus I think. But have

I ever told her so? No. Or if I did, would she understand it? No. I

‘hunt the wind, I worship a statue, cry aloud to the desert.’ To see

beauty is not to be beautiful, to pine in love is not to be loved

again.—I always was inclined to raise and magnify the power of Love. I

thought that his sweet power should only be exerted to join together the

loveliest forms and fondest hearts; that none but those in whom his

Godhead shone outwardly, and was inly felt, should ever partake of his

triumphs; and I stood and gazed at a distance, as unworthy to mingle in

so bright a throng, and did not (even for a moment) wish to tarnish the

glory of so fair a vision by being myself admitted into it. I say this

was my notion once, but God knows it was one of the errors of my youth.

For coming nearer to look, I saw the maimed, the blind, and the halt

enter in, the crooked and the dwarf, the ugly, the old and impotent, the

man of pleasure and the man of the world, the dapper and the pert, the

vain and shallow boaster, the fool and the pedant, the ignorant and

brutal, and all that is farthest removed from earth’s fairest-born, and

the pride of human life. Seeing all these enter the courts of Love, and

thinking that I also might venture in under favour of the crowd, but

finding myself rejected, I fancied (I might be wrong) that it was not so

much because I was below, as above the common standard. I did feel, but

I was ashamed to feel, mortified at my repulse, when I saw the meanest

of mankind, the very scum and refuse, all creeping things and every

obscene creature, enter in before me. I seemed a species by myself. I

took a pride even in my disgrace: and concluded I had elsewhere my

inheritance! The only thing I ever piqued myself upon was the writing

the _Essay on the Principles of Human Action_—a work that no woman ever

read, or would ever comprehend the meaning of. But if I do not build my

claim to regard on the pretensions I have, how can I build it on those I

am totally without? Or why do I complain and expect to gather grapes of

thorns, or figs of thistles? Thought has in me cancelled pleasure; and

this dark forehead, bent upon truth, is the rock on which all affection

has split. And thus I waste my life in one long sigh; nor ever (till too

late) beheld a gentle face turned gently upon mine!... But no! not too

late, if that face, pure, modest, downcast, tender, with angel

sweetness, not only gladdens the prospect of the future, but sheds its

radiance on the past, smiling in tears. A purple light hovers round my

head. The air of love is in the room. As I look at my long-neglected

copy of the Death of Clorinda, golden gleams play upon the canvas, as

they used when I painted it. The flowers of Hope and Joy springing up in

my mind, recal the time when they first bloomed there. The years that

are fled knock at the door and enter. I am in the Louvre once more. The

sun of Austerlitz has not set. It still shines here—in my heart; and he,

the son of glory, is not dead, nor ever shall, to me. I am as when my

life began. The rainbow is in the sky again. I see the skirts of the

departed years. All that I have thought and felt has not been in vain. I

am not utterly worthless, unregarded; nor shall I die and wither of pure

scorn. Now could I sit on the tomb of Liberty, and write a Hymn to Love.

Oh! if I am deceived, let me be deceived still. Let me live in the

Elysium of those soft looks; poison me with kisses, kill me with smiles;

but still mock me with thy love![70]

Poets chuse mistresses who have the fewest charms, that they may make

something out of nothing. They succeed best in fiction, and they apply

this rule to love. They make a Goddess of any dowdy. As Don Quixote

said, in answer to the matter of fact remonstrances of Sancho, that

Dulcinea del Toboso answered the purpose of signalising his valour just

as well as the ‘fairest princess under sky,’ so any of the fair sex will

serve them to write about just as well as another. They take some

awkward thing and dress her up in fine words, as children dress up a

wooden doll in fine clothes. Perhaps, a fine head of hair, a taper

waist, or some other circumstance strikes them, and they make the rest

out according to their fancies. They have a wonderful knack of supplying

deficiencies in the subjects of their idolatry out of the store-house of

their imaginations. They presently translate their favourites to the

skies, where they figure with Berenice’s locks and Ariadne’s crown. This

predilection for the unprepossessing and insignificant, I take to arise

not merely from a desire in poets to have some subject to exercise their

inventive talents upon, but from their jealousy of any pretensions (even

those of beauty in the other sex) that might interfere with the

continual incense offered to their personal vanity.

Cardinal Mazarine never thought any thing of Cardinal de Retz, after he

told him that he had written for the last thirty years of his life with

the same pen. Some Italian poet going to present a copy of verses to the

Pope, and finding, as he was looking them over in the coach as he went,

a mistake of a single letter in the printing, broke his heart of

vexation and chagrin. A still more remarkable case of literary

disappointment occurs in the history of a countryman of his, which I

cannot refrain from giving here, as I find it related. ‘Anthony Codrus

Urceus, a most learned and unfortunate Italian, born near Modena, 1446,

was a striking instance,’ says his biographer, ‘of the miseries men

bring upon themselves by setting their affections unreasonably on

trifles. This learned man lived at Forli, and had an apartment in the

palace. His room was so very dark, that he was forced to use a candle in

the day-time; and one day, going abroad without putting it out, his

library was set on fire, and some papers which he had prepared for the

press were burned. The instant he was informed of this ill news, he was

affected even to madness. He ran furiously to the palace, and stopping

at the door of his apartment, he cried aloud, “Christ Jesus! what mighty

crime have I committed! whom of your followers have I ever injured, that

you thus rage with inexpiable hatred against me?” Then turning himself

to an image of the Virgin Mary near at hand, “Virgin (says he) hear what

I have to say, for I speak in earnest, and with a composed spirit: if I

shall happen to address you in my dying moments, I humbly intreat you

not to hear me, nor receive me into Heaven, for I am determined to spend

all eternity in Hell!” Those who heard these blasphemous expressions

endeavoured to comfort him; but all to no purpose: for, the society of

mankind being no longer supportable to him, he left the city, and

retired, like a savage, to the deep solitude of a wood. Some say that he

was murdered there by ruffians: others, that he died at Bologna in 1500,

after much contrition and penitence.’

Perhaps the censure passed at the outset of the anecdote on this

unfortunate person is unfounded and severe, when it is said that he

brought his miseries on himself ‘by having set his affections

unreasonably on trifles.’ To others it might appear so: but to himself

the labour of a whole life was hardly a trifle. His passion was not a

causeless one, though carried to such frantic excess. The story of Sir

Isaac Newton presents a strong contrast to the last-mentioned one, who

on going into his study and finding that his dog Tray had thrown down a

candle on the table, and burnt some papers of great value, contented

himself with exclaiming, ‘Ah! Tray, you don’t know the mischief you have

done!’ Many persons would not forgive the overturning of a cup of

chocolate so soon.

I remember hearing an instance some years ago of a man of character and

property, who through unexpected losses had been condemned to a long and

heart-breaking imprisonment, which he bore with exemplary fortitude. At

the end of four years, by the interest and exertions of friends, he

obtained his discharge with every prospect of beginning the world

afresh, and had made his arrangements for leaving his irksome abode, and

meeting his wife and family at a distance of two hundred miles by a

certain day. Owing to the miscarriage of a letter, some signature

necessary to the completion of the business did not arrive in time, and

on account of the informality which had thus arisen, he could not set

out home till the return of the post, which was four days longer. His

spirit could not brook the delay. He had wound himself up to the last

pitch of expectation; he had, as it were, calculated his patience to

hold out to a certain point, and then to throw down his load for ever,

and he could not find resolution to resume it for a few hours beyond

this. He put an end to the intolerable conflict of hope and

disappointment in a fit of excruciating anguish. Woes that we have time

to foresee and leisure to contemplate break their force by being spread

over a larger surface, and borne at intervals; but those that come upon

us suddenly, for however short a time, seem to insult us by their

unnecessary and uncalled-for intrusion; and the very prospect of relief,

when held out and then withdrawn from us, to however small a distance,

only frets impatience into agony by tantalising our hopes and wishes;

and to rend asunder the thin partition that separates us from our

favourite object, we are ready to burst even the fetters of life itself!

I am not aware that any one has demonstrated how it is that a stronger

capacity is required for the conduct of great affairs than of small

ones. The organs of the mind, like the pupil of the eye, may be

contracted or dilated to view a broader or a narrower surface, and yet

find sufficient variety to occupy its attention in each. The material

universe is infinitely divisible, and so is the texture of human

affairs. We take things in the gross or in the detail, according to the

occasion. I think I could as soon get up the budget of Ways and Means

for the current year, as be sure of making both ends meet, and paying my

rent at quarter-day in a paltry huckster’s shop. Great objects move on

by their own weight and impulse: great power turns aside petty

obstacles; and he, who wields it, is often but the puppet of

circumstances, like the fly on the wheel that said, ‘What a dust we

raise!’ It is easier to ruin a kingdom and aggrandise one’s own pride

and prejudices than to set up a green-grocer’s stall. An idiot or a

madman may do this at any time, whose word is law, and whose nod is

fate. Nay, he whose look is obedience, and who understands the silent

wishes of the great, may easily trample on the necks and tread out the

liberties of a mighty nation, deriding their strength, and hating it the

more from a consciousness of his own meanness. Power is not wisdom, it

is true; but it equally ensures its own objects. It does not exact, but

dispenses with talent. When a man creates this power, or new-moulds the

state by sage counsels and bold enterprises, it is a different thing

from overturning it with the levers that are put into his baby hands. In

general, however, it may be argued that great transactions and

complicated concerns ask more genius to conduct them than smaller ones,

for this reason, _viz._ that the mind must be able either to embrace a

greater variety of details in a more extensive range of objects, or must

have a greater faculty of generalising, or a greater depth of insight

into ruling principles, and so come at true results in that way.

Buonaparte knew everything, even to the names of our cadets in the

East-India service; but he failed in this, that he did not calculate the

resistance which barbarism makes to refinement. He thought that the

Russians could not burn Moscow, because the Parisians could not burn

Paris. The French think every thing must be French. The Cossacks, alas!

do not conform to etiquette: the rudeness of the seasons knows no rules

of politeness!—Some artists think it a test of genius to paint a large

picture, and I grant the truth of this position, if the large picture

contains more than a small one. It is not the size of the canvas, but

the quantity of truth and nature put into it, that settles the point. It

is a mistake, common enough on this subject, to suppose that a miniature

is more finished than an oil-picture. The miniature is inferior to the

oil-picture only because it is less finished, because it cannot follow

nature into so many individual and exact particulars. The proof of which

is, that the copy of a good portrait will always make a highly finished

miniature (see for example Mr. Bone’s enamels), whereas the copy of a

good miniature, if enlarged to the size of life, will make but a very

sorry portrait. Several of our best artists, who are fond of painting

large figures, invert this reasoning. They make the whole figure

gigantic, not that they may have room for nature, but for the motion of

their brush (as if they were painting the side of a house), regarding

the extent of canvas they have to cover as an excuse for their slovenly

and hasty manner of getting over it; and thus, in fact, leave their

pictures nothing at last but overgrown miniatures, but huge caricatures.

It is not necessary in any case (either in a larger or a smaller

compass) to go into details, so as to lose sight of the effect, and

decompound the face into porous and transparent molecules, in the manner

of Denner, who painted what he saw through a magnifying glass. The

painter’s eye need not be a microscope, but I contend that it should be

a looking-glass, bright, clear, lucid. The _little_ in art begins with

insignificant parts, with what does not tell in connection with other

parts. The true artist will paint not material points, but _moral

quantities_. In a word, wherever there is feeling or expression in a

muscle or a vein, there is grandeur and refinement too.—I will conclude

these remarks with an account of the manner in which the ancient

sculptors combined great and little things in such matters. ‘That the

name of Phidias,’ says Pliny, ‘is illustrious among all the nations that

have heard of the fame of the Olympian Jupiter, no one doubts; but in

order that those may know that he is deservedly praised who have not

even seen his works, we shall offer a few arguments, and those of his

genius only: nor to this purpose shall we insist on the beauty of the

Olympian Jupiter, nor on the magnitude of the Minerva at Athens, though

it is twenty-six cubits in height (about thirty-five feet), and is made

of ivory and gold: but we shall refer to the shield, on which the battle

of the Amazons is carved on the outer side: on the inside of the same is

the fight of the Gods and Giants; and on the sandals, that between the

Centaurs and Lapithæ; so well did every part of that work display the

powers of the art. Again, the sculptures on the pedestal he called the

birth of Pandora: there are to be seen in number thirty Gods, the figure

of Victory being particularly admirable: the learned also admire the

figures of the serpent and the brazen sphinx, writhing under the spear.

These things are mentioned, in passing, of an artist never enough to be

commended, that it may be seen that he shewed the same magnificence even

in small things.’—_Pliny’s Natural History_, Book 36.

ESSAY XXIV

ON FAMILIAR STYLE

It is not easy to write a familiar style. Many people mistake a

familiar for a vulgar style, and suppose that to write without

affectation is to write at random. On the contrary, there is nothing

that requires more precision, and, if I may so say, purity of

expression, than the style I am speaking of. It utterly rejects not

only all unmeaning pomp, but all low, cant phrases, and loose,

unconnected, _slipshod_ allusions. It is not to take the first word

that offers, but the best word in common use; it is not to throw words

together in any combinations we please, but to follow and avail

ourselves of the true idiom of the language. To write a genuine

familiar or truly English style, is to write as any one would speak in

common conversation, who had a thorough command and choice of words,

or who could discourse with ease, force, and perspicuity, setting

aside all pedantic and oratorical flourishes. Or to give another

illustration, to write naturally is the same thing in regard to common

conversation, as to read naturally is in regard to common speech. It

does not follow that it is an easy thing to give the true accent and

inflection to the words you utter, because you do not attempt to rise

above the level of ordinary life and colloquial speaking. You do not

assume indeed the solemnity of the pulpit, or the tone of

stage-declamation: neither are you at liberty to gabble on at a

venture, without emphasis or discretion, or to resort to vulgar

dialect or clownish pronunciation. You must steer a middle course. You

are tied down to a given and appropriate articulation, which is

determined by the habitual associations between sense and sound, and

which you can only hit by entering into the author’s meaning, as you

must find the proper words and style to express yourself by fixing

your thoughts on the subject you have to write about. Any one may

mouth out a passage with a theatrical cadence, or get upon stilts to

tell his thoughts: but to write or speak with propriety and simplicity

is a more difficult task. Thus it is easy to affect a pompous style,

to use a word twice as big as the thing you want to express: it is not

so easy to pitch upon the very word that exactly fits it. Out of eight

or ten words equally common, equally intelligible, with nearly equal

pretensions, it is a matter of some nicety and discrimination to pick

out the very one, the preferableness of which is scarcely perceptible,

but decisive. The reason why I object to Dr. Johnson’s style is, that

there is no discrimination, no selection, no variety in it. He uses

none but ‘tall, opaque words,’ taken from the ‘first row of the

rubric:’—words with the greatest number of syllables, or Latin phrases

with merely English terminations. If a fine style depended on this

sort of arbitrary pretension, it would be fair to judge of an author’s

elegance by the measurement of his words, and the substitution of

foreign circumlocutions (with no precise associations) for the

mother-tongue.[71] How simple it is to be dignified without ease, to

be pompous without meaning! Surely, it is but a mechanical rule for

avoiding what is low to be always pedantic and affected. It is clear

you cannot use a vulgar English word, if you never use a common

English word at all. A fine tact is shewn in adhering to those which

are perfectly common, and yet never falling into any expressions which

are debased by disgusting circumstances, or which owe their

signification and point to technical or professional allusions. A

truly natural or familiar style can never be quaint or vulgar, for

this reason, that it is of universal force and applicability, and that

quaintness and vulgarity arise out of the immediate connection of

certain words with coarse and disagreeable, or with confined ideas.

The last form what we understand by _cant_ or _slang_ phrases.—To give

an example of what is not very clear in the general statement. I

should say that the phrase _To cut with a knife_, or _To cut a piece

of wood_, is perfectly free from vulgarity, because it is perfectly

common: but to _cut an acquaintance_ is not quite unexceptionable,

because it is not perfectly common or intelligible, and has hardly yet

escaped out of the limits of slang phraseology. I should hardly

therefore use the word in this sense without putting it in italics as

a license of expression, to be received _cum grano salis_. All

provincial or bye-phrases come under the same mark of reprobation—all

such as the writer transfers to the page from his fire-side or a

particular _coterie_, or that he invents for his own sole use and

convenience. I conceive that words are like money, not the worse for

being common, but that it is the stamp of custom alone that gives them

circulation or value. I am fastidious in this respect, and would

almost as soon coin the currency of the realm as counterfeit the

King’s English. I never invented or gave a new and unauthorised

meaning to any word but one single one (the term _impersonal_ applied

to feelings) and that was in an abstruse metaphysical discussion to

express a very difficult distinction. I have been (I know) loudly

accused of revelling in vulgarisms and broken English. I cannot speak

to that point: but so far I plead guilty to the determined use of

acknowledged idioms and common elliptical expressions. I am not sure

that the critics in question know the one from the other, that is, can

distinguish any medium between formal pedantry and the most barbarous

solecism. As an author, I endeavour to employ plain words and popular

modes of construction, as were I a chapman and dealer, I should common

weights and measures.

The proper force of words lies not in the words themselves, but in their

application. A word may be a fine-sounding word, of an unusual length,

and very imposing from its learning and novelty, and yet in the

connection in which it is introduced, may be quite pointless and

irrelevant. It is not pomp or pretension, but the adaptation of the

expression to the idea that clenches a writer’s meaning:—as it is not

the size or glossiness of the materials, but their being fitted each to

its place, that gives strength to the arch; or as the pegs and nails are

as necessary to the support of the building as the larger timbers, and

more so than the mere shewy, unsubstantial ornaments. I hate any thing

that occupies more space that it is worth. I hate to see a load of

band-boxes go along the street, and I hate to see a parcel of big words

without any thing in them. A person who does not deliberately dispose of

all his thoughts alike in cumbrous draperies and flimsy disguises, may

strike out twenty varieties of familiar every-day language, each coming

somewhat nearer to the feeling he wants to convey, and at last not hit

upon that particular and only one, which may be said to be identical

with the exact impression in his mind. This would seem to shew that Mr.

Cobbett is hardly right in saying that the first word that occurs is

always the best. It may be a very good one; and yet a better may present

itself on reflection or from time to time. It should be suggested

naturally, however, and spontaneously, from a fresh and lively

conception of the subject. We seldom succeed by trying at improvement,

or by merely substituting one word for another that we are not satisfied

with, as we cannot recollect the name of a place or person by merely

plaguing ourselves about it. We wander farther from the point by

persisting in a wrong scent; but it starts up accidentally in the memory

when we least expected it, by touching some link in the chain of

previous association.

There are those who hoard up and make a cautious display of nothing but

rich and rare phraseology;—ancient medals, obscure coins, and Spanish

pieces of eight. They are very curious to inspect; but I myself would

neither offer nor take them in the course of exchange. A sprinkling of

archaisms is not amiss; but a tissue of obsolete expressions is more fit

_for keep than wear_. I do not say I would not use any phrase that had

been brought into fashion before the middle or the end of the last

century; but I should be shy of using any that had not been employed by

any approved author during the whole of that time. Words, like clothes,

get old-fashioned, or mean and ridiculous, when they have been for some

time laid aside. Mr. Lamb is the only imitator of old English style I

can read with pleasure; and he is so thoroughly imbued with the spirit

of his authors, that the idea of imitation is almost done away. There is

an inward unction, a marrowy vein both in the thought and feeling, an

intuition, deep and lively, of his subject, that carries off any

quaintness or awkwardness arising from an antiquated style and dress.

The matter is completely his own, though the manner is assumed. Perhaps

his ideas are altogether so marked and individual, as to require their

point and pungency to be neutralised by the affectation of a singular

but traditional form of conveyance. Tricked out in the prevailing

costume, they would probably seem more startling and out of the way. The

old English authors, Burton, Fuller, Coryate, Sir Thomas Brown, are a

kind of mediators between us and the more eccentric and whimsical

modern, reconciling us to his peculiarities. I do not however know how

far this is the case or not, till he condescends to write like one of

us. I must confess that what I like best of his papers under the

signature of Elia (still I do not presume, amidst such excellence, to

decide what is most excellent) is the account of _Mrs. Battle’s Opinions

on Whist_, which is also the most free from obsolete allusions and turns

of expression—

‘A well of native English undefiled.’

To those acquainted with his admired prototypes, these Essays of the

ingenious and highly gifted author have the same sort of charm and

relish, that Erasmus’s Colloquies or a fine piece of modern Latin have

to the classical scholar. Certainly, I do not know any borrowed pencil

that has more power or felicity of execution than the one of which I

have here been speaking.

It is as easy to write a gaudy style without ideas, as it is to spread a

pallet of shewy colours, or to smear in a flaunting transparency. ‘What

do you read?’—‘Words, words, words.’—‘What is the matter?’—‘_Nothing_,’

it might be answered. The florid style is the reverse of the familiar.

The last is employed as an unvarnished medium to convey ideas; the first

is resorted to as a spangled veil to conceal the want of them. When

there is nothing to be set down but words, it costs little to have them

fine. Look through the dictionary, and cull out a _florilegium_, rival

the _tulippomania_. _Rouge_ high enough, and never mind the natural

complexion. The vulgar, who are not in the secret, will admire the look

of preternatural health and vigour; and the fashionable, who regard only

appearances, will be delighted with the imposition. Keep to your

sounding generalities, your tinkling phrases, and all will be well.

Swell out an unmeaning truism to a perfect tympany of style. A thought,

a distinction is the rock on which all this brittle cargo of verbiage

splits at once. Such writers have merely _verbal_ imaginations, that

retain nothing but words. Or their puny thoughts have dragon-wings, all

green and gold. They soar far above the vulgar failing of the _Sermo

humi obrepens_—their most ordinary speech is never short of an

hyperbole, splendid, imposing, vague, incomprehensible, magniloquent, a

cento of sounding common-places. If some of us, whose ‘ambition is more

lowly,’ pry a little too narrowly into nooks and corners to pick up a

number of ‘unconsidered trifles,’ they never once direct their eyes or

lift their hands to seize on any but the most gorgeous, tarnished,

thread-bare patch-work set of phrases, the left-off finery of poetic

extravagance, transmitted down through successive generations of barren

pretenders. If they criticise actors and actresses, a huddled

phantasmagoria of feathers, spangles, floods of light, and oceans of

sound float before their morbid sense, which they paint in the style of

Ancient Pistol. Not a glimpse can you get of the merits or defects of

the performers: they are hidden in a profusion of barbarous epithets and

wilful rhodomontade. Our hypercritics are not thinking of these little

fantoccini beings—

‘That strut and fret their hour upon the stage’—

but of tall phantoms of words, abstractions, _genera_ and _species_,

sweeping clauses, periods that unite the Poles, forced alliterations,

astounding antitheses—

‘And on their pens _Fustian_ sits plumed.’

If they describe kings and queens, it is an Eastern pageant. The

Coronation at either House is nothing to it. We get at four repeated

images—a curtain, a throne, a sceptre, and a foot-stool. These are with

them the wardrobe of a lofty imagination; and they turn their servile

strains to servile uses. Do we read a description of pictures? It is not

a reflection of tones and hues which ‘nature’s own sweet and cunning

hand laid on,’ but piles of precious stones, rubies, pearls, emeralds,

Golconda’s mines, and all the blazonry of art. Such persons are in fact

besotted with words, and their brains are turned with the glittering,

but empty and sterile phantoms of things. Personifications, capital

letters, seas of sunbeams, visions of glory, shining inscriptions, the

figures of a transparency, Britannia with her shield, or Hope leaning on

an anchor, make up their stock in trade. They may be considered as

_hieroglyphical_ writers. Images stand out in their minds isolated and

important merely in themselves, without any ground-work of feeling—there

is no context in their imaginations. Words affect them in the same way,

by the mere sound, that is, by their possible, not by their actual

application to the subject in hand. They are fascinated by first

appearances, and have no sense of consequences. Nothing more is meant by

them than meets the ear: they understand or feel nothing more than meets

their eye. The web and texture of the universe, and of the heart of man,

is a mystery to them: they have no faculty that strikes a chord in

unison with it. They cannot get beyond the daubings of fancy, the

varnish of sentiment. Objects are not linked to feelings, words to

things, but images revolve in splendid mockery, words represent

themselves in their strange rhapsodies. The categories of such a mind

are pride and ignorance—pride in outside show, to which they sacrifice

every thing, and ignorance of the true worth and hidden structure both

of words and things. With a sovereign contempt for what is familiar and

natural, they are the slaves of vulgar affectation—of a routine of

high-flown phrases. Scorning to imitate realities, they are unable to

invent any thing, to strike out one original idea. They are not copyists

of nature, it is true: but they are the poorest of all plagiarists, the

plagiarists of words. All is far-fetched, dear-bought, artificial,

oriental in subject and allusion: all is mechanical, conventional,

vapid, formal, pedantic in style and execution. They startle and

confound the understanding of the reader, by the remoteness and

obscurity of their illustrations: they soothe the ear by the monotony of

the same everlasting round of circuitous metaphors. They are the

_mock-school_ in poetry and prose. They flounder about between fustian

in expression, and bathos in sentiment. They tantalise the fancy, but

never reach the head nor touch the heart. Their Temple of Fame is like a

shadowy structure raised by Dulness to Vanity, or like Cowper’s

description of the Empress of Russia’s palace of ice, as ‘worthless as

in shew ’twas glittering’—

‘It smiled, and it was cold!’

ESSAY XXV

ON EFFEMINACY OF CHARACTER

Effeminacy of character arises from a prevalence of the sensibility over

the will: or it consists in a want of fortitude to bear pain or to

undergo fatigue, however urgent the occasion. We meet with instances of

people who cannot lift up a little finger to save themselves from ruin,

nor give up the smallest indulgence for the sake of any other person.

They cannot put themselves out of their way on any account. No one makes

a greater outcry when the day of reckoning comes, or affects greater

compassion for the mischiefs they have occasioned; but till the time

comes, they feel nothing, they care for nothing. They live in the

present moment, are the creatures of the present impulse (whatever it

may be)—and beyond that, the universe is nothing to them. The slightest

toy countervails the empire of the world; they will not forego the

smallest inclination they feel, for any object that can be proposed to

them, or any reasons that can be urged for it. You might as well ask of

the gossamer not to wanton in the idle summer air, or of the moth not to

play with the flame that scorches it, as ask of these persons to put off

any enjoyment for a single instant, or to gird themselves up to any

enterprise of pith or moment. They have been so used to a studied

succession of agreeable sensations, that the shortest pause is a

privation which they can by no means endure—it is like tearing them from

their very existence—they have been so inured to ease and indolence,

that the most trifling effort is like one of the tasks of Hercules, a

thing of impossibility, at which they shudder. They lie on beds of

roses, and spread their gauze wings to the sun and summer gale, and

cannot bear to put their tender feet to the ground, much less to

encounter the thorns and briers of the world. Life for them

—‘rolls o’er Elysian flowers its amber stream’—

and they have no fancy for fishing in troubled waters. The ordinary

state of existence they regard as something importunate and vain, and

out of nature. What must they think of its trials and sharp

vicissitudes? Instead of voluntarily embracing pain, or labour, or

danger, or death, every sensation must be wound up to the highest pitch

of voluptuous refinement, every motion must be grace and elegance; they

live in a luxurious, endless dream, or

‘Die of a rose in aromatic pain!’

Siren sounds must float around them; smiling forms must every where meet

their sight; they must tread a soft measure on painted carpets or

smooth-shaven lawns; books, arts, jests, laughter, occupy every thought

and hour—what have they to do with the drudgery, the struggles, the

poverty, the disease or anguish, which are the common lot of humanity!

These things are intolerable to them, even in imagination. They disturb

the enchantment in which they are lapt. They cause a wrinkle in the

clear and polished surface of their existence. They exclaim with

impatience and in agony, ‘Oh, leave me to my repose!’ How ‘they shall

discourse the freezing hours away, when wind and rain beat dark December

down,’ or ‘bide the pelting of the pitiless storm,’ gives them no

concern, it never once enters their heads. They close the shutters, draw

the curtains, and enjoy or shut out the whistling of the approaching

tempest. ‘They take no thought for the morrow,’ not they. They do not

anticipate evils. Let them come when they will come, they will not run

to meet them. Nay more, they will not move one step to prevent them, nor

let any one else. The mention of such things is shocking; the very

supposition is a nuisance that must not be tolerated. The idea of the

trouble, the precautions, the negotiations necessary to obviate

disagreeable consequences oppresses them to death, is an exertion too

great for their enervated imaginations. They are not like Master

Barnardine in Measure for Measure, who would not ‘get up to be

hanged’—they would not get up to avoid being hanged. They are completely

wrapped up in themselves; but then all their self-love is concentrated

in the present minute. They have worked up their effeminate and

fastidious appetite of enjoyment to such a pitch, that the whole of

their existence, every moment of it, must be made up of these exquisite

indulgences; or they will fling it all away, with indifference and

scorn. They stake their entire welfare on the gratification of the

passing instant. Their senses, their vanity, their thoughtless gaiety

have been pampered till they ache at the smallest suspension of their

perpetual dose of excitement, and they will purchase the hollow

happiness of the next five minutes, by a mortgage on the independence

and comfort of years. They must have their will in every thing, or they

grow sullen and peevish like spoiled children. Whatever they set their

eyes on, or make up their minds to, they must have that instant. They

may pay for it hereafter. But that is no matter. They snatch a joy

beyond the reach of fate, and consider the present time sacred,

inviolable, unaccountable to that hard, churlish, niggard, inexorable

task-master, the future. Now or never is their motto. They are madly

devoted to the play-thing, the ruling passion of the moment. What is to

happen to them a week hence is as if it were to happen to them a

thousand years hence. They put off the consideration for another day,

and their heedless unconcern laughs at it as a fable. Their life is ‘a

cell of ignorance, travelling a-bed;’ their existence is ephemeral;

their thoughts are insect-winged, their identity expires with the whim,

the folly, the passion of the hour.

Nothing but a miracle can rouse such people from their lethargy. It is

not to be expected, nor is it even possible in the natural course of

things. Pope’s striking exclamation,

‘Oh! blindness to the future kindly given,

That each may fill the circuit mark’d by Heaven!’

hardly applies here; namely, to evils that stare us in the face, and

that might be averted with the least prudence or resolution. But nothing

can be done. How should it? A slight evil, a distant danger will not

move them; and a more imminent one only makes them turn away from it in

greater precipitation and alarm. The more desperate their affairs grow,

the more averse they are to look into them; and the greater the effort

required to retrieve them, the more incapable they are of it. At first,

they will not do any thing; and afterwards, it is too late. The very

motives that imperiously urge them to self-reflection and amendment,

combine with their natural disposition to prevent it. This amounts

pretty nearly to a mathematical demonstration. Ease, vanity, pleasure,

are the ruling passions in such cases. How will you conquer these, or

wean their infatuated votaries from them? By the dread of hardship,

disgrace, pain? They turn from them and you who point them out as the

alternative, with sickly disgust; and instead of a stronger effort of

courage or self-denial to avert the crisis, hasten it by a wilful

determination to pamper the disease in every way, and arm themselves,

not with fortitude to bear or to repel the consequences, but with

judicial blindness to their approach. Will you rouse the indolent

procrastinator to an irksome but necessary effort, by shewing him how

much he has to do? He will only draw back the more for all your

intreaties and representations. If of a sanguine turn, he will make a

slight attempt at a new plan of life, be satisfied with the first

appearance of reform, and relapse into indolence again. If timid and

undecided, the hopelessness of the undertaking will put him out of heart

with it, and he will stand still in despair. Will you save a vain man

from ruin, by pointing out the obloquy and ridicule that await him in

his present career? He smiles at your forebodings as fantastical; or the

more they are realised around him, the more he is impelled to keep out

the galling conviction, and the more fondly he clings to flattery and

death. He will not make a bold and resolute attempt to recover his

reputation, because that would imply that it was capable of being soiled

or injured; or he no sooner meditates some desultory project, than he

takes credit to himself for the execution, and is delighted to wear his

unearned laurels while the thing is barely talked of. The chance of

success relieves the uneasiness of his apprehensions; so that he makes

use of the interval only to flatter his favourite infirmity again. Would

you wean a man from sensual excesses by the inevitable consequences to

which they lead?—What holds more antipathy to pleasure than pain? The

mind given up to self-indulgence, revolts at suffering; and throws it

from it as an unaccountable anomaly, as a piece of injustice when it

comes. Much less will it acknowledge any affinity with or subjection to

it as a mere threat. If the prediction does not immediately come true,

we laugh at the prophet of ill: if it is verified, we hate our adviser

proportionably, hug our vices the closer, and hold them dearer and more

precious, the more they cost us. We resent wholesome counsel as an

impertinence, and consider those who warn us of impending mischief, as

if they had brought it on our heads. We cry out with the poetical

enthusiast—

‘And let us nurse the fond deceit;

And what if we must die in sorrow?

Who would not cherish dreams so sweet,

Though grief and pain should come to-morrow?’

But oh thou! who didst lend me speech when I was dumb, to whom I owe it

that I have not crept on my belly all the days of my life like the

serpent, but sometimes lift my forked crest or tread the empyrean, wake

thou out of thy mid-day slumbers! Shake off the heavy honey-dew of thy

soul, no longer lulled with that Circean cup, drinking thy own thoughts

with thy own ears, but start up in thy promised likeness, and shake the

pillared rottenness of the world! Leave not thy sounding words in air,

write them in marble, and teach the coming age heroic truths! Up, and

wake the echoes of Time! Rich in deepest lore, die not the bed-rid churl

of knowledge, leaving the survivors unblest! Set, set as thou didst rise

in pomp and gladness! Dart like the sun-flower one broad, golden flash

of light; and ere thou ascendest thy native sky, shew us the steps by

which thou didst scale the Heaven of philosophy, with Truth and Fancy

for thy equal guides, that we may catch thy mantle, rainbow-dipped, and

still read thy words dear to Memory, dearer to Fame!

There is another branch of this character, which is the trifling or

dilatory character. Such persons are always creating difficulties, and

unable or unwilling to remove them. They cannot brush aside a cobweb,

and are stopped by an insect’s wing. Their character is imbecility,

rather than effeminacy. The want of energy and resolution in the persons

last described, arises from the habitual and inveterate predominance of

other feelings and motives; in these it is a mere want of energy and

resolution, that is, an inherent natural defect of vigour of nerve and

voluntary power. There is a specific levity about such persons, so that

you cannot propel them to any object, or give them a decided _momentum_

in any direction or pursuit. They turn back, as it were, on the occasion

that should project them forward with manly force and vehemence. They

shrink from intrepidity of purpose, and are alarmed at the idea of

attaining their end too soon. They will not act with steadiness or

spirit, either for themselves or you. If you chalk out a line of conduct

for them, or commission them to execute a certain task, they are sure to

conjure up some insignificant objection or fanciful impediment in the

way, and are withheld from striking an effectual blow by mere feebleness

of character. They may be officious, good-natured, friendly, generous in

disposition, but they are of no use to any one. They will put themselves

to twice the trouble you desire, not to carry your point, but to defeat

it; and in obviating needless objections, neglect the main business. If

they do what you want, it is neither at the time nor in the manner that

you wish. This timidity amounts to treachery; for by always anticipating

some misfortune or disgrace, they realise their unmeaning apprehensions.

The little bears sway in their minds over the great: a small

inconvenience outweighs a solid and indispensable advantage; and their

strongest bias is uniformly derived from the weakest motive. They

hesitate about the best way of beginning a thing till the opportunity

for action is lost, and are less anxious about its being done than the

precise manner of doing it. They will destroy a passage sooner than let

an objectionable word pass; and are much less concerned about the truth

or the beauty of an image, than about the reception it will meet with

from the critics. They alter what they write, not because it is, but

because it may possibly be wrong; and in their tremulous solicitude to

avoid imaginary blunders, run into real ones. What is curious enough is,

that with all this caution and delicacy, they are continually liable to

extraordinary oversights. They are in fact so full of all sorts of idle

apprehensions, that they do not know how to distinguish real from

imaginary grounds of apprehension; and they often give some

unaccountable offence either from assuming a sudden boldness half in

sport, or while they are secretly pluming themselves on their dexterity

in avoiding every thing exceptionable; and the same distraction of

motive and short-sightedness which gets them into scrapes, hinders them

from seeing their way out of them. Such persons (often of ingenious and

susceptible minds) are constantly at cross-purposes with themselves and

others; will neither do things nor let others do them; and whether they

succeed or fail, never feel confident or at their ease. They spoil the

freshness and originality of their own thoughts by asking contradictory

advice; and in befriending others while they are _about it and about

it_, you might have done the thing yourself a dozen times over.

There is nothing more to be esteemed than a manly firmness and decision

of character. I like a person who knows his own mind and sticks to it;

who sees at once what is to be done in given circumstances and does it.

He does not beat about the bush for difficulties or excuses, but goes

the shortest and most effectual way to work to attain his own ends, or

to accomplish a useful object. If he can serve you, he will do so; if he

cannot, he will say so without keeping you in needless suspense, or

laying you under pretended obligations. The applying to him in any

laudable undertaking is not like stirring ‘a dish of skimmed milk.’

There is stuff in him, and it is of the right practicable sort. He is

not all his life at hawk and buzzard whether he shall be a Whig or a

Tory, a friend or a foe, a knave or a fool; but thinks that life is

short, and that there is no time to play fantastic tricks in it, to

tamper with principles, or trifle with individual feelings. If he gives

you a character, he does not add a damning clause to it: he does not

pick holes in you lest others should, or anticipate objections lest he

should be thought to be blinded by a childish partiality. His object is

to serve you; and not to play the game into your enemies’ hands.

‘A generous friendship no cold medium knows,

Burns with one love, with one resentment glows.’

I should be sorry for any one to say what he did not think of me; but I

should not be pleased to see him slink out of his acknowledged opinion,

lest it should not be confirmed by malice or stupidity. He who is well

acquainted and well inclined to you, ought to give the tone, not to

receive it from others, and may set it to what key he pleases in certain

cases.

There are those of whom it has been said, that to them an obligation is

a reason for not doing any thing, and there are others who are

invariably led to do the reverse of what they should. The last are

perverse, the first impracticable people. Opposed to the effeminate in

disposition and manners are the coarse and brutal. As those were all

softness and smoothness, these affect or are naturally attracted to

whatever is vulgar and violent, harsh and repulsive in tone, in modes of

speech, in forms of address, in gesture and behaviour. Thus there are

some who ape the lisping of the fine lady, the drawling of the fine

gentleman, and others who all their lives delight in and catch the

uncouth dialect, the manners and expressions of clowns and hoydens. The

last are governed by an instinct of the disagreeable, by an appetite and

headlong rage for violating decorum, and hurting other people’s

feelings, their own being excited and enlivened by the shock. They deal

in home truths, unpleasant reflections, and unwelcome matters of fact;

as the others are all compliment and complaisance, insincerity and

insipidity.

We may observe an effeminacy of style, in some degree corresponding to

effeminacy of character. Writers of this stamp are great interliners of

what they indite, alterers of indifferent phrases, and the plague of

printers’ devils. By an effeminate style I would be understood to mean

one that is all florid, all fine; that cloys by its sweetness, and tires

by its sameness. Such are what Dryden calls ‘calm, peaceable writers.’

They only aim to please, and never offend by truth or disturb by

singularity. Every thought must be beautiful _per se_, every expression

equally fine. They do not delight in vulgarisms, but in common places,

and dress out unmeaning forms in all the colours of the rainbow. They do

not go out of their way to think—that would startle the indolence of the

reader: they cannot express a trite thought in common words—that would

be a sacrifice of their own vanity. They are not sparing of tinsel, for

it costs nothing. Their works should be printed, as they generally are,

on hot-pressed paper, with vignette margins. The Della Cruscan school

comes under this description, but is now nearly exploded. Lord Byron is

a pampered and aristocratic writer, but he is not effeminate, or we

should not have his works with only the printer’s name to them! I cannot

help thinking that the fault of Mr. Keats’s poems was a deficiency in

masculine energy of style. He had beauty, tenderness, delicacy, in an

uncommon degree, but there was a want of strength and substance. His

Endymion is a very delightful description of the illusions of a youthful

imagination, given up to airy dreams—we have flowers, clouds, rainbows,

moonlight, all sweet sounds and smells, and Oreads and Dryads flitting

by—but there is nothing tangible in it, nothing marked or palpable—we

have none of the hardy spirit or rigid forms of antiquity. He painted

his own thoughts and character; and did not transport himself into the

fabulous and heroic ages. There is a want of action, of character, and

so far, of imagination, but there is exquisite fancy. All is soft and

fleshy, without bone or muscle. We see in him the youth, without the

manhood of poetry. His genius breathed ‘vernal delight and joy.’—‘Like

Maia’s son he stood and shook his plumes,’ with fragrance filled. His

mind was redolent of spring. He had not the fierceness of summer, nor

the richness of autumn, and winter he seemed not to have known, till he

felt the icy hand of death!

ESSAY XXVI

WHY DISTANT OBJECTS PLEASE

Distant objects please, because, in the first place, they imply an idea

of space and magnitude, and because, not being obtruded too close upon

the eye, we clothe them with the indistinct and airy colours of fancy.

In looking at the misty mountain-tops that bound the horison, the mind

is as it were conscious of all the conceivable objects and interests

that lie between; we imagine all sorts of adventures in the interim;

strain our hopes and wishes to reach the air-drawn circle, or to ‘descry

new lands, rivers, and mountains,’ stretching far beyond it: our

feelings carried out of themselves lose their grossness and their husk,

are rarefied, expanded, melt into softness and brighten into beauty,

turning to ethereal mould, sky-tinctured. We drink the air before us,

and borrow a more refined existence from objects that hover on the brink

of nothing. Where the landscape fades from the dull sight, we fill the

thin, viewless space with shapes of unknown good, and tinge the hazy

prospect with hopes and wishes and more charming fears.

‘But thou, oh Hope! with eyes so fair,

What was thy delighted measure?

Still it whisper’d promised pleasure,

And bade the lovely scenes at distance hail!’

Whatever is placed beyond the reach of sense and knowledge, whatever is

imperfectly discerned, the fancy pieces out at its leisure; and all but

the present moment, but the present spot, passion claims for its own,

and brooding over it with wings outspread, stamps it with an image of

itself. Passion is lord of infinite space, and distant objects please

because they border on its confines, and are moulded by its touch. When

I was a boy, I lived within sight of a range of lofty hills, whose blue

tops blending with the setting sun had often tempted my longing eyes and

wandering feet. At last I put my project in execution, and on a nearer

approach, instead of glimmering air woven into fantastic shapes, found

them huge lumpish heaps of discoloured earth. I learnt from this (in

part) to leave ‘Yarrow unvisited,’ and not idly to disturb a dream of

good!

Distance of time has much the same effect as distance of place. It is

not surprising that fancy colours the prospect of the future as it

thinks good, when it even effaces the forms of memory. Time takes out

the sting of pain; our sorrows after a certain period have been so often

steeped in a medium of thought and passion, that they ‘unmould their

essence;’ and all that remains of our original impressions is what we

would wish them to have been. Not only the untried steep ascent before

us, but the rude, unsightly masses of our past experience presently

resume their power of deception over the eye: the golden cloud soon

rests upon their heads, and the purple light of fancy clothes their

barren sides! Thus we pass on, while both ends of our existence touch

upon Heaven!—There is (so to speak) ‘a mighty stream of tendency’ to

good in the human mind, upon which all objects float and are

imperceptibly borne along: and though in the voyage of life we meet with

strong rebuffs, with rocks and quicksands, yet there is ‘a tide in the

affairs of men,’ a heaving and a restless aspiration of the soul, by

means of which, ‘with sails and tackle torn,’ the wreck and scattered

fragments of our entire being drift into the port and haven of our

desires! In all that relates to the affections, we put the will for the

deed:—so that the instant the pressure of unwelcome circumstances is

removed, the mind recoils from their hold, recovers its elasticity, and

re-unites itself to that image of good, which is but a reflection and

configuration of its own nature. Seen in the distance, in the long

perspective of waning years, the meanest incidents, enlarged and

enriched by countless recollections, become interesting; the most

painful, broken and softened by time, soothe. How any object, that

unexpectedly brings back to us old scenes and associations, startles the

mind! What a yearning it creates within us; what a longing to leap the

intermediate space! How fondly we cling to, and try to revive the

impression of all that we then were!

‘Such tricks hath strong imagination!’

In truth, we impose upon ourselves, and know not what we wish. It is a

cunning artifice, a quaint delusion, by which, in pretending to be what

we were at a particular moment of time, we would fain be all that we

have since been, and have our lives to come over again. It is not the

little, glimmering, almost annihilated speck in the distance, that

rivets our attention and ‘hangs upon the beatings of our hearts:’ it is

the interval that separates us from it, and of which it is the trembling

boundary, that excites all this coil and mighty pudder in the breast.

Into that great gap in our being ‘come thronging soft desires’ and

infinite regrets. It is the contrast, the change from what we then were,

that arms the half-extinguished recollection with its giant-strength,

and lifts the fabric of the affections from its shadowy base. In

contemplating its utmost verge, we overlook the map of our existence,

and re-tread, in apprehension, the journey of life. So it is that in

early youth we strain our eager sight after the pursuits of manhood;

and, as we are sliding off the stage, strive to gather up the toys and

flowers that pleased our thoughtless childhood.

When I was quite a boy, my father used to take me to the Montpelier

Tea-gardens at Walworth. Do I go there now? No; the place is deserted,

and its borders and its beds o’erturned. Is there, then, nothing that

can

‘Bring back the hour

Of glory in the grass, of splendour in the flower?’

Oh! yes. I unlock the casket of memory, and draw back the warders of the

brain; and there this scene of my infant wanderings still lives unfaded,

or with fresher dyes. A new sense comes upon me, as in a dream; a richer

perfume, brighter colours start out; my eyes dazzle; my heart heaves

with its new load of bliss, and I am a child again. My sensations are

all glossy, spruce, voluptuous, and fine: they wear a candied coat, and

are in holiday trim. I see the beds of larkspur with purple eyes; tall

holy-oaks, red and yellow; the broad sun-flowers, caked in gold, with

bees buzzing round them; wildernesses of pinks, and hot-glowing pionies;

poppies run to seed; the sugared lily, and faint mignionette, all ranged

in order, and as thick as they can grow; the box-tree borders; the

gravel-walks, the painted alcove, the confectionary, the clotted

cream:—I think I see them now with sparkling looks; or have they

vanished while I have been writing this description of them? No matter;

they will return again when I least think of them. All that I have

observed since, of flowers and plants, and grass-plots, and of suburb

delights, seems, to me, borrowed from ‘that first garden of my

innocence’—to be slips and scions stolen from that bed of memory. In

this manner the darlings of our childhood burnish out in the eye of

after-years, and derive their sweetest perfume from the first heartfelt

sigh of pleasure breathed upon them,

—‘like the sweet south,

That breathes upon a bank of violets,

Stealing and giving odour!’

If I have pleasure in a flower-garden, I have in a kitchen-garden too,

and for the same reason. If I see a row of cabbage-plants or of peas or

beans coming up, I immediately think of those which I used so carefully

to water of an evening at W—m, when my day’s tasks were done, and of the

pain with which I saw them droop and hang down their leaves in the

morning’s sun. Again, I never see a child’s kite in the air, but it

seems to pull at my heart. It is to me a ‘thing of life.’ I feel the

twinge at my elbow, the flutter and palpitation, with which I used to

let go the string of my own, as it rose in the air and towered among the

clouds. My little cargo of hopes and fears ascended with it; and as it

made a part of my own consciousness then, it does so still, and appears

‘like some gay creature of the element,’ my playmate when life was

young, and twin-born with my earliest recollections. I could enlarge on

this subject of childish amusements, but Mr. Leigh Hunt has treated it

so well, in a paper in the _Indicator_, on the productions of the

toy-shops of the metropolis, that if I were to insist more on it, I

should only pass for an imitator of that ingenious and agreeable writer,

_and for an indifferent one into the bargain_.

Sounds, smells, and sometimes tastes, are remembered longer than visible

objects, and serve, perhaps, better for links in the chain of

association. The reason seems to be this: they are in their nature

intermittent, and comparatively rare; whereas objects of sight are

always before us, and, by their continuous succession, drive one another

out. The eye is always open; and between any given impression and its

recurrence a second time, fifty thousand other impressions have, in all

likelihood, been stamped upon the sense and on the brain. The other

senses are not so active or vigilant. They are but seldom called into

play. The ear, for example, is oftener courted by silence than noise;

and the sounds that break that silence sink deeper and more durably into

the mind. I have a more present and lively recollection of certain

scents, tastes, and sounds, for this reason, than I have of mere visible

images, because they are more original, and less worn by frequent

repetition. Where there is nothing interposed between any two

impressions, whatever the distance of time that parts them, they

naturally seem to touch; and the renewed impression recals the former

one in full force, without distraction or competitor. The taste of

barberries, which have hung out in the snow during the severity of a

North American winter, I have in my mouth still, after an interval of

thirty years; for I have met with no other taste, in all that time, at

all like it. It remains by itself, almost like the impression of a sixth

sense. But the colour is mixed up indiscriminately with the colours of

many other berries, nor should I be able to distinguish it among them.

The smell of a brick-kiln carries the evidence of its own identity with

it: neither is it to me (from peculiar associations) unpleasant. The

colour of brick-dust, on the contrary, is more common, and easily

confounded with other colours. Raphael did not keep it quite distinct

from his flesh-colour. I will not say that we have a more perfect

recollection of the human voice than of that complex picture the human

face, but I think the sudden hearing of a well-known voice has something

in it more affecting and striking than the sudden meeting with the face:

perhaps, indeed, this may be because we have a more familiar remembrance

of the one than the other, and the voice takes us more by surprise on

that account. I am by no means certain (generally speaking) that we have

the ideas of the other senses so accurate and well-made out as those of

visible form: what I chiefly mean is, that the feelings belonging to the

sensations of our other organs, when accidentally recalled, are kept

more separate and pure. Musical sounds, probably, owe a good deal of

their interest and romantic effect to the principle here spoken of. Were

they constant, they would become indifferent, as we may find with

respect to disagreeable noises, which we do not hear after a time. I

know no situation more pitiable than that of a blind fiddler, who has

but one sense left (if we except the sense of snuff-taking[72]) and who

has that stunned or deafened by his own villanous noises. Shakespear

says,

‘How silver-sweet sound lovers’ tongues by night!’

It has been observed, in explanation of this passage, that it is because

in the day-time lovers are occupied with one another’s faces, but that

at night they can only distinguish the sound of each other’s voices. I

know not how this may be: but I have, ere now, heard a voice break so

upon the silence,

‘To angels’ ’twas most like,’

and charm the moonlight air with its balmy essence, that the budding

leaves trembled to its accents. Would I might have heard it once more

whisper peace and hope (as erst when it was mingled with the breath of

spring), and with its soft pulsations lift winged fancy to heaven! But

it has ceased, or turned where I no more shall hear it!—Hence, also, we

see what is the charm of the shepherd’s pastoral reed; and why we hear

him, as it were, piping to his flock, even in a picture. Our ears are

fancy-stung! I remember once strolling along the margin of a stream,

skirted with willows and plashy sedges, in one of those low sheltered

valleys on Salisbury Plain, where the monks of former ages had planted

chapels and built hermits’ cells. There was a little parish-church near,

but tall elms and quivering alders hid it from my sight, when, all of a

sudden, I was startled by the sound of the full organ pealing on the

ear, accompanied by rustic voices and the willing quire of village-maids

and children. It rose, indeed, ‘like an exhalation of rich distilled

perfumes.’ The dew from a thousand pastures was gathered in its

softness; the silence of a thousand years spoke in it. It came upon the

heart like the calm beauty of death: fancy caught the sound, and faith

mounted on it to the skies. It filled the valley like a mist, and still

poured out its endless chant, and still it swells upon the ear, and

wraps me in a golden trance, drowning the noisy tumult of the world!

There is a curious and interesting discussion, on the comparative

distinctness of our visual and other external impressions, in Mr.

Fearn’s Essay on Consciousness, with which I shall try to descend from

this rhapsody to the ground of common sense and plain reasoning again.

After observing, a little before, that ‘nothing is more untrue than that

sensations of vision do necessarily leave more vivid and durable ideas

than those of grosser senses,’ he proceeds to give a number of

illustrations in support of this position. ‘Notwithstanding,’ he says,

‘the advantages here enumerated in favour of sight, I think there is no

doubt that a man will come to forget acquaintance, and many other

visible objects, noticed in mature age, before he will in the least

forget tastes and smells, of only moderate interest, encountered either

in his childhood, or at any time since.

‘In the course of voyaging to various distant regions, it has several

times happened that I have eaten once or twice of different things that

never came in my way before nor since. Some of these have been pleasant,

and some scarce better than insipid; but I have no reason to think I

have forgot, or much altered the ideas left by those single impulses of

taste; though here the memory of them certainly has not been preserved

by repetition. It is clear I must have seen, as well as tasted those

things; and I am decided that I remember the tastes with more precision

than I do the visual sensations.

‘I remember having once, and only once, eat Kangaroo in New Holland; and

having once smelled a baker’s shop, having a peculiar odour, in the city

of Bassorah. Now both these gross ideas remain with me quite as vivid as

any visual ideas of those places; and this could not be from repetition,

but really from interest in the sensation.

‘Twenty-eight years ago, in the island of Jamaica, I partook (perhaps

twice) of a certain fruit, of the taste of which I have now a very fresh

idea; and I could add other instances of that period.

‘I have had repeated proofs of having lost retention of visual objects,

at various distances of time, though they had once been familiar. I have

not, during thirty years, forgot the delicate, and in itself most

trifling sensation, that the palm of my hand used to convey, when I was

a boy, trying the different effects of what boys call _light_ and

_heavy_ tops; but I cannot remember within several shades of the brown

coat which I left off a week ago. If any man thinks he can do better,

let him take an ideal survey of his wardrobe, and then actually refer to

it for proof.

‘After retention of such ideas, it certainly would be very difficult to

persuade me that feeling, taste, and smell can scarce be said to leave

ideas, unless indistinct and obscure ones....

‘Shew a Londoner correct models of twenty London churches, and, at the

same time, a model of each, which differs, in several considerable

features, from the truth, and I venture to say he shall not tell you, in

any instance, which is the correct one, except by mere chance.

‘If he is an architect, he may be much more correct than any ordinary

person: and this obviously is, because he has felt an interest in

viewing these structures, which an ordinary person does not feel: and

here interest is the sole reason of his remembering more correctly than

his neighbour.

‘I once heard a person quaintly ask another, How many trees there are in

St. Paul’s churchyard? The question itself indicates that many cannot

answer it; and this is found to be the case with those who have passed

the church an hundred times: whilst the cause is, that every individual

in the busy stream which glides past St. Paul’s is engrossed in various

other interests.

‘How often does it happen that we enter a well-known apartment, or meet

a well-known friend, and receive some vague idea of visible difference,

but cannot possibly find out _what_ it is; until at length we come to

perceive (or perhaps must be told) that some ornament or furniture is

removed, altered, or added in the apartment; or that our friend has cut

his hair, taken a wig, or has made any of twenty considerable

alterations in his appearance. At other times, we have no perception of

alteration whatever, though the like has taken place.

‘It is, however, certain, that sight, apposited with interest, can

retain tolerably exact copies of sensations, especially if not too

complex; such as of the human countenance and figure. Yet the voice will

convince us, when the countenance will not; and he is reckoned an

excellent painter, and no ordinary genius, who can make a tolerable

likeness from memory. Nay, more, it is a conspicuous proof of the

inaccuracy of visual ideas, that it is an effort of consummate art,

attained by many years’ practice, to take a strict likeness of the human

countenance, even when the object is present; and among those cases,

where the wilful cheat of flattery has been avoided, we still find in

how very few instances the best painters produce a likeness up to the

life, though practice and interest join in the attempt.

‘I imagine an ordinary person would find it very difficult, supposing he

had some knowledge of drawing, to afford, from memory, a tolerable

sketch of such a familiar object as his curtain, his carpet, or his

dressing-gown, if the pattern of either be at all various or irregular;

yet he will instantly tell, with precision, either if his snuff or his

wine has not the same character it had yesterday, though both these are

compounds.

‘Beyond all this I may observe, that a draper, who is in the daily habit

of such comparisons, cannot carry in his mind the particular shade of a

colour during a second of time; and has no certainty of tolerably

matching two simple colours, except by placing the patterns in

contact.’—_Essay on Consciousness_, p. 303

I will conclude the subject of this Essay with observing, that (as it

appears to me) a nearer and more familiar acquaintance with persons has

a different and more favourable effect than that with places or things.

The latter improve (as an almost universal rule) by being removed to a

distance: the former, generally at least, gain by being brought nearer

and more home to us. Report or imagination seldom raises any individual

so high in our estimation as to disappoint us greatly when we are

introduced to him: prejudice and malice constantly exaggerate defects

beyond the reality. Ignorance alone makes monsters or bugbears: our

actual acquaintances are all very common-place people. The thing is,

that as a matter of hearsay or conjecture, we make abstractions of

particular vices, and irritate ourselves against some particular quality

or action of the person we dislike:—whereas, individuals are concrete

existences, not arbitrary denominations or nicknames; and have

innumerable other qualities, good, bad, and indifferent, besides the

damning feature with which we fill up the portrait or caricature, in our

previous fancies. We can scarcely hate any one that we know. An acute

observer complained, that if there was any one to whom he had a

particular spite, and a wish to let him see it, the moment he came to

sit down with him, his enmity was disarmed by some unforeseen

circumstance. If it was a Quarterly Reviewer, he was in other respects

like any other man. Suppose, again, your adversary turns out a very ugly

man, or wants an eye, you are balked in that way:—he is not what you

expected, the object of your abstract hatred and implacable disgust. He

may be a very disagreeable person, but he is no longer the same. If you

come into a room where a man is, you find, in general, that he has a

nose upon his face. ‘There’s sympathy!’ This alone is a diversion to

your unqualified contempt. He is stupid, and says nothing, but he seems

to have something in him when he laughs. You had conceived of him as a

rank Whig or Tory—yet he talks upon other subjects. You knew that he was

a virulent party-writer; but you find that the man himself is a tame

sort of animal enough. He does not bite. That’s something. In short, you

can make nothing of it. Even opposite vices balance one another. A man

may be pert in company, but he is also dull; so that you cannot, though

you try, hate him cordially, merely for the wish to be offensive. He is

a knave. Granted. You learn, on a nearer acquaintance, what you did not

know before—that he is a fool as well; so you forgive him. On the other

hand, he may be a profligate public character, and may make no secret of

it; but he gives you a hearty shake by the hand, speaks kindly to

servants, and supports an aged father and mother. Politics apart, he is

a very honest fellow. You are told that a person has carbuncles on his

face; but you have ocular proofs that he is sallow, and pale as a ghost.

This does not much mend the matter; but it blunts the edge of the

ridicule, and turns your indignation against the inventor of the lie;

but he is —, the editor of a Scotch magazine; so you are just where you

were. I am not very fond of anonymous criticism; I want to know who the

author can be: but the moment I learn this, I am satisfied. Even — would

do well to come out of his disguise. It is the mask only that we dread

and hate: the man may have something human about him! The notions, in

short, which we entertain of people at a distance, or from partial

representations, or from guess-work, are simple, uncompounded ideas,

which answer to nothing in reality: those which we derive from

experience are mixed modes, the only true, and, in general, the most

favourable ones. Instead of naked deformity, or abstract perfection—

‘Those faultless monsters which the world ne’er saw,’—

‘the web of our lives is of a mingled yarn, good and ill together: our

virtues would be proud, if our faults whipt them not; and our vices

would despair, if they were not encouraged by our virtues.’ This was

truly and finely said long ago, by one who knew the strong and weak

points of human nature: but it is what sects, and parties, and those

philosophers whose pride and boast it is to classify by nicknames, have

yet to learn the meaning of!

ESSAY XXVII

ON CORPORATE BODIES

‘Corporate bodies have no soul.’

Corporate bodies are more corrupt and profligate than individuals,

because they have more power to do mischief, and are less amenable to

disgrace or punishment. They feel neither shame, remorse, gratitude, nor

good-will. The principle of private or natural conscience is

extinguished in each individual (we have no moral sense in the breasts

of others), and nothing is considered but how the united efforts of the

whole (released from idle scruples) may be best directed to the

obtaining of political advantages and privileges to be shared as common

spoil. Each member reaps the benefit, and lays the blame, if there is

any, upon the rest. The _esprit de corps_ becomes the ruling passion of

every corporate body, compared with which the motives of delicacy or

decorum towards others are looked upon as being both impertinent and

improper. If any person sets up a plea of this sort in opposition to the

rest, he is over-ruled, he gets ill-blood, and does no good: he is

regarded as an interloper, a _black sheep_ in the flock, and is either

_sent to Coventry_, or obliged to acquiesce in the notions and wishes of

those he associates and is expected to co-operate with. The refinements

of private judgment are referred to and negatived in a committee of the

whole body, while the projects and interests of the Corporation meet

with a secret but powerful support in the self-love of the different

members. Remonstrance—opposition, is fruitless, troublesome, invidious:

it answers no one end: and a conformity to the sense of the company is

found to be no less necessary to a reputation for good-fellowship than

to a quiet life. ‘Self-love and social’ here look like the same; and in

consulting the interests of a particular class, which are also your own,

there is even a show of public virtue. He who is a captious,

impracticable, dissatisfied member of his little club or _coterie_, is

immediately set down as a bad member of the community in general, as no

friend to regularity and order, ‘a pestilent fellow,’ and one who is

incapable of sympathy, attachment, or cordial co-operation in any

department or undertaking. Thus the most refractory novice in such

matters becomes weaned from his obligations to the larger society, which

only breed him inconvenience without any adequate recompense, and wedded

to a nearer and dearer one, where he finds every kind of comfort and

consolation. He contracts the vague and unmeaning character of Man into

the more emphatic title of Freeman and Alderman. The claims of an

undefined humanity sit looser and looser upon him, at the same time that

he draws the bands of his new engagements closer and tighter about him.

He loses sight, by degrees, of all common sense and feeling in the petty

squabbles, intrigues, feuds, and airs, of affected importance to which

he has made himself an accessary. He is quite an altered man. ‘Really

the society were under considerable obligation to him in that last

business;’ that is to say, in some paltry job or under-hand attempt to

encroach upon the rights, or dictate to the understandings of the

neighbourhood. In the mean time, they eat, drink, and carouse together.

They wash down all minor animosities and unavoidable differences of

opinion in pint-bumpers; and the complaints of the multitude are lost in

the clatter of plates and the roaring of loyal catches at every

quarter’s meeting or mayor’s feast. The town-hall reels with an unwieldy

sense of self-importance: ‘the very stones prate’ of processions: the

common pump creaks in concert with the uncorking of bottles and tapping

of beer-barrels: the market-cross looks big with authority. Every thing

has an ambiguous, upstart, repulsive air. Circle within circle is

formed, an _imperium in imperio_: and the business is to exclude from

the first circle all the notions, opinions, ideas, interests, and

pretensions, of the second. Hence there arises not only an antipathy to

common sense and decency in those things where there is a real

opposition of interest or clashing of prejudice, but it becomes a habit

and a favourite amusement in those who are ‘dressed in a little brief

authority,’ to thwart, annoy, insult, and harass others on all occasions

where the least opportunity or pretext for it occurs. Spite, bickerings,

backbiting, insinuations, lies, jealousies, nicknames, are the order of

the day, and nobody knows what it’s all about. One would think that the

mayor, aldermen, and liverymen, were a higher and more select species of

animals than their townsmen; though there is no difference whatever but

in their gowns and staff of office! This is the essence of the _esprit

de corps_. It is certainly not a very delectable source of contemplation

or subject to treat of.

Public bodies are so far worse than the individuals composing them,

because the _official_ takes place of the _moral sense_. The nerves that

in themselves were soft and pliable enough, and responded naturally to

the touch of pity, when fastened into a machine of that sort, become

callous and rigid, and throw off every extraneous application that can

be made to them with perfect apathy. An appeal is made to the ties of

individual friendship: the body in general know nothing of them. A case

has occurred which strongly called forth the compassion of the person

who was witness of it: but the body (or any special deputation of them)

were not present when it happened. These little weaknesses and

‘compunctious visitings of nature’ are effectually guarded against,

indeed, by the very rules and regulations of the society, as well as by

its spirit. The individual is the creature of his feelings of all sorts,

the sport of his vices and his virtues—like the fool in Shakespear,

‘motley’s his proper wear:’—corporate bodies are dressed in a moral

uniform; mixed motives do not operate there, frailty is made into a

system, ‘diseases are turned into commodities.’ Only so much of any

one’s natural or genuine impulses can influence him in his artificial

capacity as formally comes home to the aggregate conscience of those

with whom he acts, or bears upon the interests (real or pretended), the

importance, respectability, and professed objects of the society. Beyond

that point the nerve is bound up, the conscience is seared, and the

torpedo-touch of so much inert matter operates to deaden the best

feelings and harden the heart. Laughter and tears are said to be the

characteristic signs of humanity. Laughter is common enough in such

places as a set-off to the mock-gravity: but who ever saw a public body

in tears? Nothing but a job or some knavery can keep them serious for

ten minutes together.[73]

Such are the qualifications and the apprenticeship necessary to make a

man tolerated, to enable him to pass as a cypher, or be admitted as a

mere numerical unit, in any corporate body: to be a leader and dictator,

he must be diplomatic in impertinence, and officious in every dirty

work. He must not merely conform to established prejudices; he must

flatter them. He must not merely be insensible to the demands of

moderation and equity; he must be loud against them. He must not simply

fall in with all sorts of contemptible cabals and intrigues; he must be

indefatigable in fomenting them, and setting every body together by the

ears. He must not only repeat, but invent lies. He must make speeches

and write hand-bills; he must be devoted to the wishes and objects of

the society, its creature, its jackall, its busy-body, its mouthpiece,

its prompter; he must deal in law-cases, in demurrers, in charters, in

traditions, in common-places, in logic and rhetoric—in every thing but

common sense and honesty. He must (in Mr. Burke’s phrase) ‘disembowel

himself of his natural entrails, and be stuffed with paltry, blurred

sheets of parchment about the rights’ of the privileged few. He must be

a concentrated essence, a varnished, powdered, representative of the

vices, absurdities, hypocrisy, jealousy, pride, and pragmaticalness of

his party. Such a one by bustle and self-importance and puffing, by

flattering one to his face, and abusing another behind his back, by

lending himself to the weaknesses of some, and pampering the mischievous

propensities of others, will pass for a great man in a little society.

Age does not improve the morality of public bodies. They grow more and

more tenacious of their idle privileges and senseless self-consequence.

They get weak and obstinate at the same time. Those, who belong to them,

have all the upstart pride and pettifogging spirit of their present

character ingrafted on the venerableness and superstitious sanctity of

ancient institutions. They are naturally at issue, first with their

neighbours, and next with their contemporaries, on all matters of common

propriety and judgment. They become more attached to forms, the more

obsolete they are; and the defence of every absurd and invidious

distinction is a debt which (by implication) they owe to the dead as

well as the living. What might once have been of serious practical

utility they turn to farce, by retaining the letter when the spirit is

gone: and they do this the more, the more glaring the inconsistency and

want of sound reasoning; for they think they thus give proof of their

zeal and attachment to the abstract principle on which old

establishments exist, the ground of prescription and authority. _The

greater the ‘wrong, the greater the right_, in all such cases. The

_esprit de corps_ does not take much merit to itself for upholding what

is justifiable in any system, or the proceedings of any party, but for

adhering to what is palpably injurious. You may exact the first from an

enemy: the last is the province of a friend. It has been made a subject

of complaint, that the champions of the Church, for example, who are

advanced to dignities and honours, are hardly ever those who defend the

common principles of Christianity, but those who volunteer to man the

out-works, and set up ingenious excuses for the questionable points, the

ticklish places in the established form of worship, that is, for those

which are attacked from without, and are supposed in danger of being

undermined by stratagem, or carried by assault!

The great resorts and seats of learning often outlive in this way the

intention of the founders, as the world outgrows them. They may be said

to resemble antiquated coquets of the last age, who think every thing

ridiculous and intolerable but what was in fashion when they were young,

and yet are standing proofs of the progress of taste, and the vanity of

human pretensions. Our universities are, in a great measure, become

cisterns to hold, not conduits to disperse knowledge. The age has the

start of them; that is, other sources of knowledge have been opened

since their formation, to which the world have had access, and have

drunk plentifully at those living fountains, but from which they are

debarred by the tenor of their charter, and as a matter of dignity and

privilege. They have grown poor, like the old grandees in some

countries, by subsisting on the inheritance of learning, while the

people have grown rich by trade. They are too much in the nature of

_fixtures_ in intellect: they stop the way in the road to truth; or at

any rate (for they do not themselves advance) they can only be of

service as a check-weight on the too hasty and rapid career of

innovation. All that has been invented or thought in the last two

hundred years they take no cognisance of, or as little as possible; they

are above it; they stand upon the ancient landmarks, and will not budge;

whatever was not known when they were first endowed, they are still in

profound and lofty ignorance of. Yet in that period how much has been

done in literature, arts, and science, of which (with the exception of

mathematical knowledge, the hardest to gainsay or subject to the

trammels of prejudice and barbarous _ipse dixits_) scarce any trace is

to be found in the authentic modes of study, and legitimate inquiry,

which prevail at either of our Universities! The unavoidable aim of all

corporate bodies of learning is not to grow wise, or teach others

wisdom, but to prevent any one else from being or seeming wiser than

themselves; in other words, their infallible tendency is in the end to

suppress inquiry and darken knowledge, by setting limits to the mind of

man, and saying to his proud spirit, _Hitherto shalt thou come, and no

farther!_ It would not be an unedifying experiment to make a collection

of the titles of works published in the course of the year by Members of

the Universities. If any attempt is to be made to patch up an idle

system in policy or legislation, or church-government, it is by a Member

of the University: if any hashed-up speculation on an old exploded

argument is to be brought forward ‘in spite of _shame_, in erring

reason’s spite,’ it is by a Member of the University: if a paltry

project is ushered into the world for combining ancient prejudices with

modern time-serving, it is by a Member of the University. Thus we get at

a stated supply of annual Defences of the Sinking Fund, Thoughts on the

Evils of Education, Treatises on Predestination, and Eulogies on Mr.

Malthus, all from the same source, and through the same vent. If they

came from any other quarter nobody would look at them; but they have an

_Imprimatur_ from dulness and authority: we know that there is no

offence in them; and they are stuck in the shop-windows, and read (in

the intervals of Lord Byron’s works, or the Scotch novels) in cathedral

towns and close boroughs!

It is, I understand and believe, pretty much the same in more modern

institutions for the encouragement of the Fine Arts. The end is lost in

the means: rules take place of nature and genius; cabal and bustle, and

struggles for rank and precedence, supersede the study and the love of

art. A Royal Academy is a kind of hospital and infirmary for the

obliquities of taste and ingenuity—a receptacle where enthusiasm and

originality stop and stagnate, and spread their influence no farther,

instead of being a school founded for genius, or a temple built to fame.

The generality of those who wriggle, or fawn, or beg their way to a seat

there, live on their certificate of merit to a good old age, and are

seldom heard of afterwards. If a man of sterling capacity gets among

them, and minds his own business, he is nobody; he makes no figure in

council, in voting, in resolutions or speeches. If he comes forward with

plans and views for the good of the Academy and the advancement of art,

he is immediately set upon as a visionary, a fanatic, with notions

hostile to the interest and credit of the existing members of the

society. If he directs the ambition of the scholars to the study of

History, this strikes at once at the emoluments of the profession, who

are most of them (by God’s will) portrait painters. If he eulogises the

Antique, and speaks highly of the Old Masters, he is supposed to be

actuated by envy to living painters and native talent. If, again, he

insists on a knowledge of anatomy as essential to correct drawing, this

would seem to imply a want of it in our most eminent designers. Every

plan, suggestion, argument, that has the general purposes and principles

of art for its object, is thwarted, scouted, ridiculed, slandered, as

having a malignant aspect towards the profits and pretensions of the

great mass of flourishing and respectable artists in the country. This

leads to irritation and ill-will on all sides. The obstinacy of the

constituted authorities keeps pace with the violence and extravagance

opposed to it; and they lay all the blame on the folly and mistakes they

have themselves occasioned or increased. It is considered as a personal

quarrel, not a public question; by which means the dignity of the body

is implicated in resenting the slips and inadvertencies of its members,

not in promoting their common and declared objects. In this sort of

wretched _tracasserie_ the Barrys and H—s stand no chance with the

Catons, the Tubbs, and the F—s. Sir Joshua even was obliged to hold

himself aloof from them, and Fuseli passes as a kind of nondescript, or

one of his own grotesques. The air of an academy, in short, is not the

air of genius and immortality; it is too close and heated, and

impregnated with the notions of the common sort. A man steeped in a

corrupt atmosphere of this description is no longer open to the genial

impulses of nature and truth, nor sees visions of ideal beauty, nor

dreams of antique grace and grandeur, nor has the finest works of art

continually hovering and floating through his uplifted fancy; but the

images that haunt it are rules of the academy, charters, inaugural

speeches, resolutions passed or rescinded, cards of invitation to a

council-meeting, or the annual dinner, prize-medals, and the king’s

diploma, constituting him a gentleman and esquire. He ‘wipes out all

trivial, fond records;’ all romantic aspirations; ‘the Raphael grace,

the Guido air;’ and the commands of the academy alone ‘must live within

the book and volume of his brain, unmixed with baser matter.’ It may be

doubted whether any work of lasting reputation and universal interest

can spring up in this soil, or ever has done in that of any academy. The

last question is a matter of fact and history, not of mere opinion or

prejudice; and may be ascertained as such accordingly. The mighty names

of former times rose before the existence of academies; and the three

greatest painters, undoubtedly, that this country has produced,

Reynolds, Wilson, and Hogarth, were not ‘dandled and swaddled’ into

artists in any institution for the fine arts. I do not apprehend that

the names of Chantry or Wilkie, (great as one, and considerable as the

other of them is,) can be made use of in any way to impugn the jet of

this argument. We may find a considerable improvement in some of our

artists, when they get out of the vortex for a time. Sir Thomas Lawrence

is all the better for having been abstracted for a year or two from

Somerset-House; and Mr. Dawe, they say, has been doing wonders in the

North. When will he return, and once more ‘bid Britannia rival Greece?’

Mr. Canning somewhere lays it down as a rule, that corporate bodies are

necessarily correct and pure in their conduct, from the knowledge which

the individuals composing them have of one another, and the jealous

vigilance they exercise over each other’s motives and characters;

whereas, people collected into mobs are disorderly and unprincipled from

being utterly unknown and unaccountable to each other. This is a curious

_pass_ of wit. I differ with him in both parts of the dilemma. To begin

with the first, and to handle it somewhat cavalierly, according to the

model before us: we know, for instance, there is said to be honour among

thieves, but very little honesty towards others. Their honour consists

in the division of the booty, not in the mode of acquiring it: they do

not (often) betray one another, but they will waylay a stranger, or

knock out a traveller’s brains: they may be depended on in giving the

alarm when any of their posts are in danger of being surprised; and they

will stand together for their ill-gotten gains to the last drop of their

blood. Yet they form a distinct society, and are strictly responsible

for their behaviour to one another and to their leader. They are not a

mob, but a _gang_, completely in one another’s power and secrets. Their

familiarity, however, with the proceedings of the _corps_, does not lead

them to expect or to exact from it a very high standard of moral

honesty; that is out of the question; but they are sure to gain the good

opinion of their fellows by committing all sorts of depredations, fraud,

and violence against the community at large. So (not to speak it

profanely) some of Mr. C—’s friends may be very respectable people in

their way—‘all honourable men’—but their respectability is confined

within party-limits; every one does not sympathise in the integrity of

their views; the understanding between them and the public is not

well-defined or reciprocal. Or, suppose a gang of pickpockets hustle a

passenger in the street, and the mob set upon them, and proceed to

execute summary justice upon such as they can lay hands on, am I to

conclude that the rogues are in the right, because theirs is a system of

well-organised knavery, which they settled in the morning, with their

eyes one upon the other, and which they regularly review at night, with

a due estimate of each other’s motives, character, and conduct in the

business; and that the honest men are in the wrong, because they are a

casual collection of unprejudiced, disinterested individuals, taken at a

venture from the mass of the people, acting without concert or

responsibility, on the spur of the occasion, and giving way to their

instantaneous impulses and honest anger? Mobs, in fact, then, are almost

always right in their feelings, and often in their judgments, on this

very account—that being utterly unknown to and disconnected with each

other, they have no point of union or principle of co-operation between

them, but the natural sense of justice recognised by all persons in

common. They appeal, at the first meeting, not to certain symbols and

watch-words privately agreed upon, like Free-Masons, but to the maxims

and instincts proper to all the world. They have no other clew to guide

them to their object but either the dictates of the heart, or the

universally understood sentiments of society, neither of which are

likely to be in the wrong. The flame, which bursts out and blazes from

popular sympathy, is made of honest, but homely materials. It is not

kindled by sparks of wit or sophistry, nor damped by the cold

calculations of self-interest. The multitude may be wantonly set on by

others, as is too often the case, or be carried too far in the impulse

of rage and disappointment; but their resentment, when they are left to

themselves, is almost uniformly, in the first instance, excited by some

evident abuse and wrong; and the excesses into which they run arise from

that very want of foresight and regular system, which is a pledge of the

uprightness and heartiness of their intentions. In short, the only class

of persons to whom the above courtly charge of sinister and corrupt

motives is not applicable, is that body of individuals which usually

goes by the name of the _People_!

ESSAY XXVIII

WHETHER ACTORS OUGHT TO SIT IN THE BOXES?

I think not; and that for the following reasons, as well as I can give

them:—

Actors belong to the public: their persons are not their own property.

They exhibit themselves on the stage: that is enough, without displaying

themselves in the boxes of the theatre. I conceive that an actor, on

account of the very circumstances of his profession, ought to keep

himself as much _incognito_ as possible. He plays a number of parts

disguised, transformed into them as much as he can ‘by his so potent

art,’ and he should not disturb this borrowed impression by unmasking

before company, more than he can help. Let him go into the pit, if he

pleases, to see—not into the first circle, to be seen. He is seen enough

without that: he is the centre of an illusion that he is bound to

support, both, as it appears to me, by a certain self-respect which

should repel idle curiosity, and by a certain deference to the public,

in whom he has inspired certain prejudices which he is covenanted not to

break. He represents the majesty of successive kings; he takes the

responsibility of heroes and lovers on himself; the mantle of genius and

nature falls on his shoulders; we ‘pile millions’ of associations on

him, under which he should be ‘buried quick,’ and not perk out an

inauspicious face upon us, with a plain-cut coat, to say—‘What fools you

all were!—I am not Hamlet the Dane!’

It is very well and in strict propriety for Mr. Matthews, in his At

Home, after he has been imitating his inimitable Scotchwoman, to slip

out as quick as lightning, and appear in the side-box shaking hands with

our old friend Jack Bannister. It adds to our surprise at the

versatility of his changes of place and appearance, and he had been

before us in his own person during a great part of the evening. There

was no harm done—no imaginary spell broken—no discontinuity of thought

or sentiment. Mr. Matthews is himself (without offence be it spoken)

both a cleverer and more respectable man than many of the characters he

represents. Not so when

‘O’er the stage the Ghost of Hamlet stalks,

Othello rages, Desdemona mourns,

And poor Monimia pours her soul in love.’

A different feeling then prevails:—close, close the scene upon them, and

never break that fine phantasmagoria of the brain. Or if it must be done

at all, let us chuse some other time and place for it: let no one

wantonly dash the Circean cup from our lips, or dissolve the spirit of

enchantment in the very palace of enchantment. Go, Mr. —, and sit

somewhere else! What a thing it is, for instance, for any part of an

actor’s dress to come off unexpectedly while he is playing! What a _cut_

it is upon himself and the audience! What an effort he has to recover

himself, and struggle through this exposure of the naked truth! It has

been considered as one of the triumphs of Garrick’s tragic power, that

once, when he was playing Lear, his crown of straw came off, and nobody

laughed or took the least notice, so much had he identified himself with

the character. Was he, after this, to pay so little respect to the

feelings he had inspired, as to tear off his tattered robes, and take

the old, crazed king with him to play the fool in the boxes?

‘No; let him pass. Vex not his parting spirit,

Nor on the rack of this rough world

Stretch him out farther!’

Some lady is said to have fallen in love with Garrick from being present

when he played the part of Romeo, on which he observed, that he would

undertake to cure her of her folly if she would only come and see him in

Abel Drugger. So the modern tragedian and fine gentleman, by appearing

to advantage, and conspicuously, in _propria personâ_, may easily cure

us of our predilection for all the principal characters he shines in.

‘Sir! do you think Alexander looked o’ this fashion in his life-time, or

was perfumed so? Had Julius Cæsar such a nose? or wore his frill as you

do? You have slain I don’t know how many heroes “with a bare bodkin,”

the gold pin in your shirt, and spoiled all the fine love speeches you

will ever make by picking your teeth with that inimitable air!’

An actor, after having performed his part well, instead of courting

farther distinction, should affect obscurity, and ‘steal most

guilty-like away,’ conscious of admiration that he can support nowhere

but in his proper sphere, and jealous of his own and others’ good

opinion of him, in proportion as he is a darling in the public eye. He

cannot avoid attracting disproportionate attention: why should he wish

to fix it on himself in a perfectly flat and insignificant part, viz.

his own character? It was a bad custom to bring authors on the stage to

crown them. _Omne ignotum pro magnifico est._ Even professed critics, I

think, should be shy of putting themselves forward to applaud loudly:

any one in a crowd has ‘a voice potential’ as the press: it is either

committing their pretensions a little indiscreetly, or confirming their

own judgment by a clapping of hands. If you only go and give the cue

lustily, the house seems in wonderful accord with your opinions. An

actor, like a king, should only appear on state occasions. He loses

popularity by too much publicity; or, according to the proverb,

_familiarity breeds contempt_. Both characters personate a certain

abstract idea, are seen in a fictitious costume, and when they have

‘shuffled off this more than mortal coil,’ they had better keep out of

the way—the acts and sentiments emanating from themselves will not carry

on the illusion of our prepossessions. Ordinary transactions do not give

scope to grace and dignity like romantic situations, or prepared

pageants, and the _little_ is apt to prevail over the _great_, if we

come to count the instances.

The motto of a great actor should be _aut Cæsar aut nihil_. I do not see

how with his crown, or plume of feathers, he can get through those

little box-doors without stooping and squeezing his artificial

importance to tatters. The entrance of the stage is arched so high ‘that

_players_ may jet through, and keep their gorgeous turbans on, without

good-morrow to the gods!’

The top-tragedian of the day has too large and splendid a train

following him to have room for them in one of the dress-boxes. When he

appears there, it should be enlarged express for the occasion: for at

his heels march the figures, in full costume, of Cato, and Brutus, and

Cassius, and of him with the falcon eye, and Othello, and Lear, and

crook-backed Richard, and Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, and numbers more,

and demand entrance along with him, shadows to which he alone lends

bodily substance! ‘The graves yawn and render up their dead to push us

from our stools.’ There is a mighty bustle at the door, a gibbering and

squeaking in the lobbies. An actor’s retinue is imperial, it presses

upon the imagination too much, and he should therefore slide unnoticed

into the pit. Authors, who are in a manner his makers and masters, sit

there contented—why should not he? ‘He is used to shew himself.’ That

then is the very reason he should conceal his person at other times. A

habit of ostentation should not be reduced to a principle. If I had seen

the late Gentleman Lewis fluttering in a prominent situation in the

boxes, I should have been puzzled whether to think of him as the Copper

Captain, or as Bobadil, or Ranger, or young Rapid, or Lord Foppington,

or fifty other whimsical characters: then I should have got Munden and

Quick, and a parcel more of them in my head, till ‘my brain would have

been like a smoke-jack:’ I should not have known what to make of it; but

if I had seen him in the pit, I should merely have eyed him with

respectful curiosity, and have told every one _that_ that was Gentleman

Lewis. We should have concluded from the circumstance that he was a

modest, sensible man: we all knew beforehand that he could show off

whenever he pleased!

There is one class of performers that I think is quite exempt from the

foregoing reasoning, I mean _retired actors_. Come when they will and

where they will, they are welcome to their old friends. They have as

good a right to sit in the boxes as children at the holidays. But they

do not, somehow, come often. It is but a melancholy recollection with

them:—

—‘Then sweet,

Now sad to think on!’

Mrs. Garrick still goes often, and hears the applause of her husband

over again in the shouts of the pit. Had Mrs. Pritchard or Mrs. Clive

been living, I am afraid we should have seen little of them—it would

have been too _home_ a feeling with them. Mrs. Siddons seldom if ever

goes, and yet she is almost the only thing left worth seeing there. She

need not stay away on account of any theory that I can form. She is out

of the pale of all theories, and annihilates all rules. Wherever she

sits there is grace and grandeur, there is tragedy personified. Her seat

is the undivided throne of the Tragic Muse. She had no need of the

robes, the sweeping train, the ornaments of the stage; in herself she is

as great as any being she ever represented in the ripeness and plenitude

of her power! I should not, I confess, have had the same paramount

abstracted feeling at seeing John Kemble there, whom I venerate at a

distance, and should not have known whether he was playing off the great

man or the great actor:—

‘A little more than kin, and less than kind.’

I know it may be said in answer to all this pretext of keeping the

character of the player inviolate—‘What is there more common, in fact,

than for the hero of a tragedy to speak the prologue, or than for the

heroine, who has been stabbed or poisoned, to revive, and come forward

laughing in the epilogue?’ As to the epilogue, it is spoken to get rid

of the idea of the tragedy altogether, and to ward off the fury of the

pit, who may be bent on its damnation. The greatest incongruity you can

hit upon is, therefore, the most proper for this purpose. But I deny

that the hero of a tragedy, or the principal character in it, is ever

pitched upon to deliver the prologue. It is always, by prescription,

some walking-shadow, some poor player, who cannot even spoil a part of

any consequence. Is there not Mr. C— always at hand for this purpose,

whom the late king pronounced three times to be ‘a bad actor?’[74] What

is there in common between that accustomed wave of the hand, and the

cocked hat under the arm, and any passion or person that can be brought

forward on the stage? It is not that we can be said to acquire a

prejudice against so harmless an actor as Mr. C—; we are born with a

prejudice against a speaker of prologues. It is an innate idea: a

natural instinct: there is a particular organ in the brain provided for

it. Do we not all hate a manager? It is not because he is insolent or

impertinent, or fond of making ridiculous speeches, or a notorious

puffer, or ignorant, or mean, or vain, but it is because we see him in a

coat, waistcoat, and breeches. The stage is the world of fantasy: it is

Queen Mab that has invited us to her revels there, and all that have to

do with it should wear motley!

Lastly, there are some actors by profession, whose faces we like to see

in the boxes or any where else; but it is because they are no actors,

but rather gentlemen and scholars, and in their proper places in the

boxes, or wherever they are. Does not an actor himself, I would ask,

feel conscious and awkward in the boxes, if he thinks that he is known?

And does he not sit there in spite of this uneasy feeling, and run the

gauntlet of impertinent looks and whispers, only to get a little

by—admiration, as he thinks? It is hardly to be supposed that he comes

to see the play, the show. He must have enough of plays and finery. But

he wants to see a favourite (perhaps a rival) actor in a striking part.

Then the place for him to do this is the pit. Painters, I know, always

get as close up to a picture they want to copy as they can; and I should

imagine actors would want to do the same, in order to look into the

texture and mechanism of their art. Even theatrical critics can make

nothing of a part that they see from the boxes. If you sit in the

stage-box, your attention is drawn off by the company and other

circumstances. If you get to a distance (so as to be out of the reach of

notice) you can neither hear nor see well. For myself, I would as soon

take a seat on the top of the Monument to give an account of a first

appearance, as go into the second or third tier of boxes to do it. I

went, but the other day, with a boxticket, to see Miss Fanny Brunton

come out in Juliet, and Mr. Macready make a first appearance in Romeo;

and though I was told (by a tolerable judge) that the new Juliet was the

most elegant figure on the stage, and that Mr. Macready’s Romeo was

quite beautiful, I vow to God I knew nothing of it. So little could I

tell of the matter, that at one time I mistook Mr. Horrebow for Mr.

Abbott. I have seen Mr. Kean play Sir Giles Overreach one night from the

front of the pit, and a few nights after from the front boxes, facing

the stage. It was another thing altogether. That which had been so

lately nothing but flesh and blood, a living fibre, ‘instinct with fire’

and spirit, was no better than a little fantoccini figure, darting

backwards and forwards on the stage, starting, screaming, and playing a

number of fantastic tricks before the audience. I could account, in the

latter instance, for the little approbation of the performance

manifested around me, and also for the general scepticism with respect

to Mr. Kean’s acting, which has been said to prevail among those who

cannot condescend to go into the pit, and have not interest in the

orchestra—to see him act. They may then stay away altogether. His face

is the running comment on his acting, which reconciles the audience to

it. Without that index to his mind, you are not prepared for the

vehemence and suddenness of his gestures; his pauses are long, abrupt,

and unaccountable, if not filled up by the expression; it is in the

working of his face that you see the writhing and coiling up of the

passions before they make their serpent-spring; the lightning of his eye

precedes the hoarse burst of thunder from his voice.

One may go into the boxes, indeed, and criticise acting and actors with

Sterne’s stop-watch, but no otherwise—‘“And between the nominative case

and the verb (which, as your lordship knows, should agree together in

number, person etc.) there was a full pause of a second and two thirds.”

“But was the eye silent—did the look say nothing?”—“I looked only at the

stop-watch, my lord.” “Excellent critic!”’—If any other actor, indeed,

goes to see Mr. Kean act, with a view _to avoid imitation_, this may be

the place, or rather it is the way to run into it, for you see only his

extravagances and defects, which are the most easily carried away. Mr.

Matthews may translate him into an AT HOME even from the

_slips!_—Distinguished actors then ought, I conceive, to set the example

of going into the pit, were it only for their own sakes. I remember a

trifling circumstance, which I worked up at the time into a confirmation

of this theory of mine, engrafted on old prejudice and tradition.[75] I

had got into the middle of the pit, at considerable risk of broken

bones, to see Mr. Kean in one of his early parts, when I perceived two

young men seated a little behind me, with a certain space left round

them. They were dressed in the height of the fashion, in light

drab-coloured great coats, and with their shirt-sleeves drawn down over

their hands, at a time when this was not so common as it has since

become. I took them for younger sons of some old family at least. One of

them, that was very good-looking, I thought might be Lord Byron, and his

companion might be Mr. Hobhouse. They seemed to have wandered from

another sphere of this our planet to witness a masterly performance to

the utmost advantage. This stamped the thing. They were, undoubtedly,

young men of rank and fashion; but their taste was greater than their

regard for appearances. The pit was, after all, the true resort of

thorough-bred critics and amateurs. When there was any thing worth

seeing, this was the place; and I began to feel a sort of reflected

importance in the consciousness that I also was a critic. Nobody sat

near them—it would have seemed like an intrusion. Not a syllable was

uttered.—They were two clerks in the Victualling Office!

What I would insist on, then, is this—that for Mr. Kean, or Mr. Young,

or Mr. Macready, or any of those that are ‘cried out upon in the top of

the compass’ to obtrude themselves voluntarily or ostentatiously upon

our notice, when they are _out of character_, is a solecism in

theatricals. For them to thrust themselves forward before the scenes, is

to drag us behind them against our will, than which nothing can be more

fatal to a true passion for the stage, and which is a privilege that

should be kept sacred for impertinent curiosity. Oh! while I live, let

me not be admitted (under special favour) to an actor’s dressing-room.

Let me not see how Cato painted, or how Cæsar combed! Let me not meet

the prompt-boys in the passage, nor see the half-lighted candles stuck

against the bare walls, nor hear the creaking of machines, or the

fiddlers laughing; nor see a Columbine practising a pirouette in sober

sadness, nor Mr. Grimaldi’s face drop from mirth to sudden melancholy as

he passes the side-scene, as if a shadow crossed it, nor witness the

long-chinned generation of the pantomime sit twirling their thumbs, nor

overlook the fellow who holds the candle for the moon in the scene

between Lorenzo and Jessica! Spare me this insight into secrets I am not

bound to know. The stage is not a mistress that we are sworn to undress.

Why should we look behind the glass of fashion? Why should we prick the

bubble that reflects the world, and turn it to a little soap and water?

Trust a little to first appearances—leave something to fancy. I observe

that the great puppets of the real stage, who themselves play a grand

part, like to get into the boxes over the stage; where they see nothing

from the proper point of view, but peep and pry into what is going on

like a magpie looking into a marrow-bone. This is just like them. So

they look down upon human life, of which they are ignorant. They see the

exits and entrances of the players, something that they suspect is meant

to be kept from them (for they think they are always liable to be

imposed upon): the petty pageant of an hour ends with each scene long

before the catastrophe, and the tragedy of life is turned to farce under

their eyes. These people laugh loud at a pantomime, and are delighted

with clowns and pantaloons. They pay no attention to any thing else. The

stage-boxes exist in contempt of the stage and common sense. The private

boxes, on the contrary, should be reserved as the receptacle for the

officers of state and great diplomatic characters, who wish to avoid,

rather than court popular notice!

ESSAY XXIX

ON THE DISADVANTAGES OF INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY

The chief disadvantage of knowing more and seeing farther than others,

is not to be generally understood. A man is, in consequence of this,

liable to start paradoxes, which immediately transport him beyond the

reach of the common-place reader. A person speaking once in a slighting

manner of a very original-minded man, received for answer—‘He strides on

so far before you, that he dwindles in the distance!’

Petrarch complains, that ‘Nature had made him different from other

people’—_singular’ d’altra genti_. The great happiness of life is, to be

neither better nor worse than the general run of those you meet with. If

you are beneath them, you are trampled upon; if you are above them, you

soon find a mortifying level in their indifference to what you

particularly pique yourself upon. What is the use of being moral in a

night-cellar, or wise in Bedlam? ‘To be honest, as this world goes, is

to be one man picked out of ten thousand.’ So says Shakespear; and the

commentators have not added that, under these circumstances, a man is

more likely to become the butt of slander than the mark of admiration

for being so. ‘How now, thou particular fellow[76]?’ is the common

answer to all such out-of-the-way pretensions. By not doing as those at

Rome do, we cut ourselves off from good-fellowship and society. We speak

another language, have notions of our own, and are treated as of a

different species. Nothing can be more awkward than to intrude with any

such far-fetched ideas among the common herd, who will be sure to

—‘Stand all astonied, like a sort of steers,

’Mongst whom some beast of strange and foreign race

Unwares is chanced, far straying from his peers:

So will their ghastly gaze betray their hidden fears.’

Ignorance of another’s meaning is a sufficient cause of fear, and fear

produces hatred: hence the suspicion and rancour entertained against all

those who set up for greater refinement and wisdom than their

neighbours. It is in vain to think of softening down this spirit of

hostility by simplicity of manners, or by condescending to persons of

low estate. The more you condescend, the more they will presume upon it;

they will fear you less, but hate you more; and will be the more

determined to take their revenge on you for a superiority as to which

they are entirely in the dark, and of which you yourself seem to

entertain considerable doubts. All the humility in the world will only

pass for weakness and folly. They have no notion of such a thing. They

always put their best foot forward; and argue that you would do the same

if you had any such wonderful talents as people say. You had better,

therefore, play off the great man at once—hector, swagger, talk big, and

ride the high horse over them: you may by this means extort outward

respect or common civility; but you will get nothing (with low people)

by forbearance and good-nature but open insult or silent contempt. C—

always talks to people about what they don’t understand: I, for one,

endeavour to talk to them about what they do understand, and find I only

get the more ill-will by it. They conceive I do not think them capable

of any thing better; that I do not think it worth while, as the vulgar

saying is, to _throw a word to a dog_. I once complained of this to C—,

thinking it hard I should be sent to Coventry for not making a

prodigious display. He said, ‘As you assume a certain character, you

ought to produce your credentials. It is a tax upon people’s good-nature

to admit superiority of any kind, even where there is the most evident

proof of it: but it is too hard a task for the imagination to admit it

without any apparent ground at all.’

There is not a greater error than to suppose that you avoid the envy,

malice, and uncharitableness, so common in the world, by going among

people without pretensions. There are no people who have no pretensions;

or the fewer their pretensions, the less they can afford to acknowledge

yours without some sort of value received. The more information

individuals possess, or the more they have refined upon any subject, the

more readily can they conceive and admit the same kind of superiority to

themselves that they feel over others. But from the low, dull, level

sink of ignorance and vulgarity, no idea or love of excellence can

arise. You think you are doing mighty well with them; that you are

laying aside the buckram of pedantry and pretence, and getting the

character of a plain, unassuming, good sort of fellow. It will not do.

All the while that you are making these familiar advances, and wanting

to be at your ease, they are trying to recover the wind of you. You may

forget that you are an author, an artist, or what not—they do not forget

that they are nothing, nor bate one jot of their desire to prove you in

the same predicament. They take hold of some circumstance in your dress;

your manner of entering a room is different from that of other people;

you do not eat vegetables—that’s odd; you have a particular phrase,

which they repeat, and this becomes a sort of standing joke; you look

grave, or ill; you talk, or are more silent than usual; you are in or

out of pocket: all these petty, inconsiderable circumstances, in which

you resemble, or are unlike other people, form so many counts in the

indictment which is going on in their imaginations against you, and are

so many contradictions in your character. In any one else they would

pass unnoticed, but in a person of whom they had heard so much, they

cannot make them out at all. Meanwhile, those things in which you may

really excel, go for nothing, because they cannot judge of them. They

speak highly of some book which you do not like, and therefore you make

no answer. You recommend them to go and see some picture, in which they

do not find much to admire. How are you to convince them that you are

right? Can you make them perceive that the fault is in them, and not in

the picture, unless you could give them your knowledge? They hardly

distinguish the difference between a Correggio and a common daub. Does

this bring you any nearer to an understanding? The more you know of the

difference, the more deeply you feel it, or the more earnestly you wish

to convey it, the farther do you find yourself removed to an

immeasurable distance from the possibility of making them enter into

views and feelings of which they have not even the first rudiments. You

cannot make them see with your eyes, and they must judge for themselves.

Intellectual is not like bodily strength. You have no hold of the

understanding of others but by their sympathy. Your knowing, in fact, so

much more about a subject does not give you a superiority, that is, a

power over them, but only renders it the more impossible for you to make

the least impression on them. Is it then an advantage to you? It may be,

as it relates to your own private satisfaction, but it places a greater

gulf between you and society. It throws stumbling blocks in your way at

every turn. All that you take most pride and pleasure in is lost upon

the vulgar eye. What they are pleased with is a matter of indifference

or of distaste to you. In seeing a number of persons turn over a

portfolio of prints from different masters, what a trial it is to the

patience, how it jars the nerves to hear them fall into raptures at some

common-place flimsy thing, and pass over some divine expression of

countenance without notice, or with a remark that it is very

singular-looking? How useless is it in such cases to fret or argue, or

remonstrate? Is it not quite as well to be without all this

hypercritical, fastidious knowledge, and to be pleased or displeased as

it happens, or struck with the first fault or beauty that is pointed out

by others? I would be glad almost to change my acquaintance with

pictures, with books, and, certainly, what I know of mankind, for any

body’s ignorance of them!

It is recorded in the life of some worthy (whose name I forget) that he

was one of those ‘who loved hospitality and respect:’ and I profess to

belong to the same classification of mankind. Civility is with me a

jewel. I like a little comfortable cheer, and careless, indolent, chat.

I hate to be always wise, or aiming at wisdom. I have enough to do with

literary cabals, questions, critics, actors, essay-writing, without

taking them out with me for recreation, and into all companies. I wish

at these times to pass for a good-humoured fellow; and good-will is all

I ask in return to make good company. I do not desire to be always

posing myself or others with the questions of fate, free-will,

fore-knowledge absolute, &c. I must unbend sometimes. I must

occasionally lie fallow. The kind of conversation that I affect most is

what sort of a day it is, and whether it is likely to rain or hold up

fine for to-morrow. This I consider as enjoying the _otium cum

dignitate_, as the end and privilege of a life of study. I would resign

myself to this state of easy indifference, but I find I cannot. I must

maintain a certain pretension, which is far enough from my wish. I must

be put on my defence, I must take up the gauntlet continually, or I find

I lose ground. ‘I am nothing, if not critical.’ While I am thinking what

o’clock it is, or how I came to blunder in quoting a well-known passage,

as if I had done it on purpose, others are thinking whether I am not

really as dull a fellow as I am sometimes said to be. If a drizzling

shower patters against the windows, it puts me in mind of a mild spring

rain, from which I retired twenty years ago, into a little public house

near Wem in Shropshire, and while I saw the plants and shrubs before the

door imbibe the dewy moisture, quaffed a glass of sparkling ale, and

walked home in the dusk of evening, brighter to me than noon-day suns at

present are! Would I indulge this feeling? In vain. They ask me what

news there is, and stare if I say I don’t know. If a new actress has

come out, why must I have seen her? If a new novel has appeared, why

must I have read it? I, at one time, used to go and take a hand at

cribbage with a friend, and afterwards discuss a cold sirloin of beef,

and throw out a few lack-a-daisical remarks, in a way to please myself,

but it would not do long. I set up little pretension, and therefore the

little that I did set up was taken from me. As I said nothing on that

subject myself, it was continually thrown in my teeth that I was _an

author_. From having me at this disadvantage, my friend wanted to peg on

a hole or two in the game, and was displeased if I would not let him. If

I won of him, it was hard he should be beat by an author. If he won, it

would be strange if he did not understand the game better than I did. If

I mentioned my favourite game of rackets, there was a general silence,

as if this was my weak point. If I complained of being ill, it was asked

why I made myself so? If I said such an actor had played a part well,

the answer was, there was a different account in one of the newspapers.

If any allusion was made to men of letters, there was a suppressed

smile. If I told a humorous story, it was difficult to say whether the

laugh was at me or at the narrative. The wife hated me for my ugly face:

the servants because I could not always get them tickets for the play,

and because they could not tell exactly what an author meant. If a

paragraph appeared against any thing I had written, I found it was ready

there before me, and I was to undergo a regular _roasting_. I submitted

to all this till I was tired, and then I gave it up.

One of the miseries of intellectual pretensions is, that nine-tenths of

those you come in contact with do not know whether you are an impostor

or not. I dread that certain anonymous criticisms should get into the

hands of servants where I go, or that my hatter or shoemaker should

happen to read them, who cannot possibly tell whether they are well or

ill founded. The ignorance of the world leaves one at the mercy of its

malice. There are people whose good opinion or good will you want,

setting aside all literary pretensions; and it is hard to lose by an ill

report (which you have no means of rectifying) what you cannot gain by a

good one. After a _diatribe_ in the —, (which is taken in by a gentleman

who occupies my old apartments on the first floor) my landlord brings me

up his bill (of some standing), and on my offering to give him so much

in money, and a note of hand for the rest, shakes his head, and says, he

is afraid he could make no use of it. Soon after, the daughter comes in,

and on my mentioning the circumstance carelessly to her, replies

gravely, ‘that indeed her father has been almost ruined by bills.’ _This

is the unkindest cut of all._ It is in vain for me to endeavour to

explain that the publication in which I am abused is a mere government

engine—an organ of a political faction. They know nothing about that.

They only know such and such imputations are thrown out; and the more I

try to remove them, the more they think there is some truth in them.

Perhaps the people of the house are strong Tories—government-agents of

some sort. Is it for me to enlighten their ignorance? If I say, I once

wrote a thing called Prince Maurice’s Parrot, and an Essay on the Regal

Character, in the former of which allusion is made to a noble marquis,

and in the latter to a great personage (so at least, I am told, it has

been construed), and that Mr. Croker has peremptory instructions to

retaliate; they cannot conceive what connection there can be between me

and such distinguished characters. I can get no farther. Such is the

misery of pretensions beyond your situation, and which are not backed by

any external symbols of wealth or rank, intelligible to all mankind!

The impertinence of admiration is scarcely more tolerable than the

demonstrations of contempt. I have known a person, whom I had never seen

before, besiege me all dinner-time with asking, what articles I had

written in the Edinburgh Review? I was at last ashamed to answer to my

splendid sins in that way. Others will pick out something not yours, and

say, they are sure no one else could write it. By the first sentence

they can always tell your style. Now I hate my style to be known; as I

hate all _idiosyncrasy_. These obsequious flatterers could not pay me a

worse compliment. Then there are those who make a point of reading every

thing you write (which is fulsome); while others, more provoking,

regularly lend your works to a friend as soon as they receive them. They

pretty well know your notions on the different subjects, from having

heard you talk about them. Besides, they have a greater value for your

personal character than they have for your writings. You explain things

better in a common way, when you are not aiming at effect. Others tell

you of the faults they have heard found with your last book, and that

they defend your style in general from a charge of obscurity. A friend

once told me of a quarrel he had had with a near relation, who denied

that I knew how to spell the commonest words. These are comfortable

confidential communications, to which authors, who have their friends

and excusers, are subject. A gentleman told me, that a lady had objected

to my use of the word _learneder_, as bad grammar. He said, that he

thought it a pity that I did not take more care, but that the lady was

perhaps prejudiced, as her husband held a government-office. I looked

for the word, and found it in a motto from Butler. I was piqued, and

desired him to tell the fair critic, that the fault was not in me, but

in one who had far more wit, more learning, and loyalty than I could

pretend to. Then, again, some will pick out the flattest thing of yours

they can find, to load it with panegyrics; and others tell you (by way

of letting you see how high they rank your capacity), that your best

passages are failures. L— has a knack of tasting (or as he would say,

_palating_) the insipid: L. H. has a trick of turning away from the

relishing morsels you put on his plate. There is no getting the start of

some people. Do what you will, they can do it better; meet with what

success you may, their own good opinion stands them in better stead, and

runs before the applause of the world. I once shewed a person of this

over-weening turn (with no small triumph I confess) a letter of a very

flattering description I had received from the celebrated Count

Stendhal, dated Rome. He returned it with a smile of indifference, and

said, he had had a letter from Rome himself the day before, from his

friend S—! I did not think this ‘germane to the matter.’ G—dw—n pretends

I never wrote any thing worth a farthing but my answers to Vetus, and

that I fail altogether when I attempt to write an essay, or any thing in

a short compass.

What can one do in such cases? Shall I confess a weakness? The only

set-off I know to these rebuffs and mortifications, is sometimes in an

accidental notice or involuntary mark of distinction from a stranger. I

feel the force of Horace’s _digito monstrari_—I like to be pointed out

in the street, or to hear people ask in Mr. Powell’s court, _which is

Mr. H—?_ This is to me a pleasing extension of one’s personal identity.

Your name so repeated leaves an echo like music on the ear: is stirs the

blood like the sound of a trumpet. It shews that other people are

curious to see you: that they think of you, and feel an interest in you

without your knowing it. This is a bolster to lean upon; a lining to

your poor, shivering, thread-bare opinion of yourself. You want some

such cordial to exhausted spirits, and relief to the dreariness of

abstract speculation. You are something; and, from occupying a place in

the thoughts of others, think less contemptuously of yourself. You are

the better able to run the gauntlet of prejudice and vulgar abuse. It is

pleasant in this way to have your opinion quoted against yourself, and

your own sayings repeated to you as good things. I was once talking with

an intelligent man in the pit, and criticising Mr. Knight’s performance

of Filch. ‘Ah!’ he said, ‘little Simmons was the fellow to play that

character.’ He added, ‘There was a most excellent remark made upon his

acting it in the EXAMINER (I think it was)—_That he looked as if he had

the gallows in one eye and a pretty girl in the other._’ I said nothing,

but was in remarkably good humour the rest of the evening. I have seldom

been in a company where fives-playing has been talked of, but some one

has asked, in the course of it, ‘Pray did any one ever see an account of

one Cavanagh, that appeared some time back in most of the papers? Is it

known who wrote it?’ These are trying moments. I had a triumph over a

person, whose name I will not mention, on the following occasion. I

happened to be saying something about Burke, and was expressing my

opinion of his talents in no measured terms, when this gentleman

interrupted me by saying, he thought, for his part, that Burke had been

greatly overrated, and then added, in a careless way, ‘Pray did you read

a character of him in the last number of the — —?’ ‘I wrote it!’—I could

not resist the antithesis, but was afterwards ashamed of my momentary

petulance. Yet no one, that I find, ever spares me.

Some persons seek out and obtrude themselves on public characters, in

order, as it might seem, to pick out their failings, and afterwards

betray them. Appearances are for it, but truth and a better knowledge of

nature are against this interpretation of the matter. Sycophants and

flatterers are undesignedly treacherous and fickle. They are prone to

admire inordinately at first, and not finding a constant supply of food

for this kind of sickly appetite, take a distaste to the object of their

idolatry. To be even with themselves for their credulity, they sharpen

their wits to spy out faults, and are delighted to find that this

answers better than their first employment. It is a course of study,

‘lively, audible, and full of vent.’ They have the organ of wonder and

the organ of fear in a prominent degree. The first requires new objects

of admiration to satisfy its uneasy cravings: the second makes them

crouch to power wherever its shifting standard appears, and willing to

curry favour with all parties, and ready to betray any out of sheer

weakness and servility. I do not think they mean any harm. At least, I

can look at this obliquity with indifference in my own particular case.

I have been more disposed to resent it as I have seen it practised upon

others, where I have been better able to judge of the extent of the

mischief, and the heartlessness and idiot folly it discovered.

I do not think great intellectual attainments are any recommendation to

the women. They puzzle them, and are a diversion to the main question.

If scholars talk to ladies of what they understand, their hearers are

none the wiser: if they talk of other things, they only prove themselves

fools. The conversation between Angelica and Foresight, in Love for

Love, is a receipt in full for all such overstrained nonsense: while he

is wandering among the signs of the zodiac, she is standing a tip-toe on

the earth. It has been remarked that poets do not choose mistresses very

wisely. I believe it is not choice, but necessity. If they could throw

the handkerchief like the Grand Turk, I imagine we should see scarce

mortals, but rather goddesses, surrounding their steps, and each

exclaiming, with Lord Byron’s own Ionian maid—

‘So shalt thou find me ever at thy side,

Here and hereafter, if the last may be!’

Ah! no, these are bespoke, carried off by men of mortal, not ethereal

mould, and thenceforth the poet, from whose mind the ideas of love and

beauty are inseparable as dreams from sleep, goes on the forlorn hope of

the passion, and dresses up the first Dulcinea that will take compassion

on him, in all the colours of fancy. What boots it to complain if the

delusion lasts for life, and the rainbow still paints its form in the

cloud?

There is one mistake I would wish, if possible, to correct. Men of

letters, artists, and others, not succeeding with women in a certain

rank of life, think the objection is to their want of fortune, and that

they shall stand a better chance by descending lower, where only their

good qualities or talents will be thought of. Oh! worse and worse. The

objection is to themselves, not to their fortune—to their abstraction,

to their absence of mind, to their unintelligible and romantic notions.

Women of education may have a glimpse of their meaning, may get a clue

to their character, but to all others they are thick darkness. If the

mistress smiles at their _ideal_ advances, the maid will laugh outright;

she will throw water over you, get her little sister to listen, send her

sweetheart to ask you what you mean, will set the village or the house

upon your back; it will be a farce, a comedy, a standing jest for a

year, and then the murder will out. Scholars should be sworn at

Highgate. They are no match for chamber maids, or wenches at

lodging-houses. They had better try their hands on heiresses or ladies

of quality. These last have high notions of themselves that may fit some

of your epithets! They are above mortality, so are your thoughts! But

with low life, trick, ignorance, and cunning, you have nothing in

common. Whoever you are, that think you can make a compromise or a

conquest there by good nature, or good sense, be warned by a friendly

voice, and retreat in time from the unequal contest.

If, as I have said above, scholars are no match for chambermaids, on the

other hand, gentlemen are no match for blackguards. The former are on

their honour, act on the square; the latter take all advantages, and

have no idea of any other principle. It is astonishing how soon a fellow

without education will learn to cheat. He is impervious to any ray of

liberal knowledge; his understanding is

‘Not pierceable by power of any star’—

but it is porous to all sorts of tricks, chicanery, stratagems, and

knavery, by which any thing is to be got. Mrs. Peachum, indeed, says,

that ‘to succeed at the gaming-table, the candidate should have the

education of a nobleman.’ I do not know how far this example contradicts

my theory. I think it is a rule that men in business should not be

taught other things. Any one will be almost sure to make money who has

no other idea in his head. A college-education, or intense study of

abstract truth, will not enable a man to drive a bargain, to over-reach

another, or even to guard himself from being over-reached. As Shakespear

says, that ‘to have a good face is the effect of study, but reading and

writing come by nature:’ so it might be argued, that to be a knave is

the gift of fortune, but to play the fool to advantage it is necessary

to be a learned man. The best politicians are not those who are deeply

grounded in mathematical or in ethical science. Rules stand in the way

of expediency. Many a man has been hindered from pushing his fortune in

the world by an early cultivation of his moral sense, and has repented

of it at leisure during the rest of his life. A shrewd man said of my

father, that he would not send a son of his to school to him on any

account, for that by teaching him to speak the truth, he would

disqualify him from getting his living in the world!

It is hardly necessary to add any illustration to prove that the most

original and profound thinkers are not always the most successful or

popular writers. This is not merely a temporary disadvantage; but many

great philosophers have not only been scouted while they were living,

but forgotten as soon as they were dead. The name of Hobbes is perhaps

sufficient to explain this assertion. But I do not wish to go farther

into this part of the subject, which is obvious in itself. I have said,

I believe, enough to take off the air of paradox which hangs over the

title of this Essay.

ESSAY XXX

ON PATRONAGE AND PUFFING

‘A gentle husher, Vanity by name.’—SPENSER.

A lady was complaining to a friend of mine of the credulity of people in

attending to quack advertisements, and wondering who could be taken in

by them—‘for that she had never bought but one half-guinea bottle of Dr.

——’s Elixir of Life, and it had done her no sort of good!’ This anecdote

seemed to explain pretty well what made it worth the doctor’s while to

advertise his wares in every newspaper in the kingdom. He would no doubt

be satisfied if every delicate, sceptical invalid, in his majesty’s

dominions, gave his Elixir one trial, merely to show the absurdity of

the thing. We affect to laugh at the folly of those who put faith in

nostrums, but are willing to see ourselves whether there is any truth in

them.

There is a strong tendency in the human mind to flatter itself with

secret hopes, with some lucky reservation in our own favour, though

reason may point out the grossness of the trick in general; and,

besides, there is a wonderful power in words, formed into regular

propositions, and printed in capital letters, to draw the assent after

them, till we have proof of their fallacy. The ignorant and idle believe

what they read, as Scotch philosophers demonstrate the existence of a

material world, and other learned propositions, from the evidence of

their senses. The ocular proof is all that is wanting in either case. As

hypocrisy is said to be the highest compliment to virtue, the art of

lying is the strongest acknowledgment of the force of truth. We can

hardly _believe_ a thing to be a lie, though we _know_ it to be so. The

‘puff direct,’ even as it stands in the columns of the Times newspaper,

branded with the title of Advertisement before it, claims some sort of

attention and respect for the merits that it discloses, though we think

the candidate for public favour and support has hit upon (perhaps) an

injudicious way of laying them before the world. Still there may be

something in them; and even the outrageous improbability and

extravagance of the statement on the very face of it, stagger us, leave

a hankering to inquire farther into it, because we think the advertiser

would hardly have the impudence to hazard such barefaced absurdities

without some foundation. Such is the strength of the association between

words and things in the mind—so much oftener must our credulity have

been justified by the event than imposed upon. If every second story we

heard was an invention, we should lose our mechanical disposition to

trust to the meaning of sounds, just as when we have met with a number

of counterfeit pieces of coin, we suspect good ones; but our implicit

assent to what we hear is a proof how much more sincerity and good faith

there is in the sum total of our dealings with one another, than

artifice and imposture.

‘To elevate and surprise’ is the great art of quackery and puffing; to

raise a lively and exaggerated image in the mind, and take it by

surprise before it can recover breath, as it were; so that by having

been caught in the trap, it is unwilling to retract entirely—has a

secret desire to find itself in the right, and a determination to see

whether it is or not. Describe a picture as _lofty_, _imposing_, and

_grand_, these words excite certain ideas in the mind like the sound of

a trumpet, which are not to be quelled, except by seeing the picture

itself, nor even then if it is viewed by the help of a catalogue,

written expressly for the occasion by the artist himself. It is not to

be supposed that _he_ would say such things of his picture, unless they

were allowed by all the world; and he repeats them, on this gentle

understanding, till all the world allows them.[77] So reputation runs in

a vicious circle, and merit limps behind it, mortified and abashed at

its own insignificance. It has been said that the test of fame or

popularity is to consider the number of times your name is repeated by

others, or is brought to their recollection in the course of a year. At

this rate, a man has his reputation in his own hands, and by the help of

puffing and the press, may forestall the voice of posterity, and stun

the ‘groundling’ ear of his contemporaries. A name let off in your

hearing continually, with some bouncing epithet affixed to it, startles

you like the report of a pistol close at your ear: you cannot help the

effect upon the imagination, though you know it is perfectly

harmless—_vox et præterea nihil_. So, if you see the same name staring

you in the face in great letters, at the corner of every street, you

involuntarily think the owner of it must be a great man to occupy so

large a space in the eye of the town. The appeal is made, in the first

instance, to the senses, but it sinks below the surface into the mind.

There are some, indeed, who publish their own disgrace, and make their

names a common by-word and nuisance, notoriety being all that they want.

A quack gets himself surreptitiously dubbed Doctor or Knight; and though

you may laugh in his face, it pays expenses. Parolles and his drum

typify many a modern adventurer, and court-candidate, for unearned

laurels and unblushing honours. Of all puffs, lottery-puffs are the most

ingenious and most innocent. A collection of them would make an amusing

_Vade mecum_. They are still various and the same, with that infinite

_ruse_ with which they lull the reader at the outset out of all

suspicion, the insinuating turn in the middle, the home-thrust at the

ruling passion at last, by which your spare cash is conjured clean out

of the pocket in spite of resolution, by the same stale, well-known,

thousandth-time repeated, artifice of _All prizes_ and _No blanks_—a

self-evident imposition! Nothing, however, can be a stronger proof of

the power of fascinating the public judgment through the eye alone. I

know a gentleman who amassed a considerable fortune (so as to be able to

keep his carriage) by printing nothing but lottery placards and

hand-bills of a colossal size. Another friend of mine (of no mean

talents) was applied to (as a snug thing in the way of business) to

write regular lottery-puffs for a large house in the city, and on having

a parcel of samples returned on his hands as done in too severe and

terse a style, complained quaintly enough, ‘_That modest merit never

could succeed!_’ Even Lord Byron, as he tells us, has been accused of

writing lottery-puffs. There are various ways of playing one’s self off

before the public, and keeping one’s name alive. The newspapers, the

lamp-posts, the walls of empty houses, the shutters of windows, the

blank covers of magazines and reviews, are open to every one. I have

heard of a man of literary celebrity sitting in his study writing

letters of remonstrance to himself, on the gross defects of a plan of

education he had just published, and which remained unsold on the

bookseller’s counter. Another feigned himself dead in order to see what

would be said of him in the newspapers, and to excite a sensation in

this way. A flashy pamphlet has been run to a five-and-thirtieth

edition, and thus ensured the writer a ‘deathless date’ among political

charlatans, by regularly striking off a new title-page to every fifty or

a hundred copies that were sold. This is a vile practice. It is an

erroneous idea got abroad (and which I will contradict here) that

paragraphs are paid for in the leading Journals. It is quite out of the

question. A favourable notice of an author, an actress, &c. may be

inserted through interest or to oblige a friend, but it must invariably

be done for _love_, not _money_!

When I formerly had to do with these sort of critical verdicts, I was

generally sent out of the way when any _debutant_ had a friend at court,

and was to be tenderly handled. For the rest, or those of robust

constitutions, I had _carte blanche_ given me. Sometimes I ran out of

the course, to be sure. Poor Perry! what bitter complaints he used to

make, that by _running-a-muck_ at lords and Scotchmen I should not leave

him a place to dine out at! The expression of his face at these moments,

as if he should shortly be without a friend in the world, was truly

pitiable. What squabbles we used to have about Kean and Miss Stephens,

the only theatrical favourites I ever had! Mrs. Billington had got some

notion that Miss Stephens would never make a singer, and it was the

torment of Perry’s life (as he told me in confidence) that he could not

get any two people to be of the same opinion on any one point. I shall

not easily forget bringing him my account of her first appearance in the

Beggar’s Opera. I have reason to remember that article: it was almost

the last I ever wrote with any pleasure to myself. I had been down on a

visit to my friends near Chertsey, and, on my return, had stopped at an

inn at Kingston-upon-Thames, where I had got the Beggar’s Opera, and had

read it over-night. The next day I walked cheerfully to town. It was a

fine sunny morning, in the end of autumn, and as I repeated the

beautiful song, ‘Life knows no return of spring,’ I meditated my next

day’s criticism, trying to do all the justice I could to so inviting a

subject. I was not a little proud of it by anticipation. I had just then

begun to stammer out my sentiments on paper, and was in a kind of

honey-moon of authorship. But soon after, my final hopes of happiness,

and of human liberty, were blighted nearly at the same time; and since

then I have had no pleasure in any thing:—

‘And Love himself can flatter me no more.’

It was not so ten years since (ten short years since.—Ah! how fast those

years run that hurry us away from our last fond dream of bliss!) when I

loitered along thy green retreats, oh! Twickenham, and conned over (with

enthusiastic delight) the chequered view, which one of thy favourites

drew of human life! I deposited my account of the play at the Morning

Chronicle Office in the afternoon, and went to see Miss Stephens as

Polly. Those were happy times, in which she first came out in this

character, in Mandane, where she sang the delicious air, ‘If o’er the

cruel tyrant, Love,’ (so as it can never be sung again), in Love in a

Village, where the scene opened with her and Miss Matthews in a painted

garden of roses and honeysuckles, and ‘Hope, thou nurse of young

Desire,’ thrilled from two sweet voices in turn. Oh! may my ears

sometimes still drink the same sweet sounds, embalmed with the spirit of

youth, of health, and joy, but in the thoughts of an instant, but in a

dream of fancy, and I shall hardly need to complain! When I got back,

after the play, Perry called out, with his cordial, grating voice,

‘Well, how did she do?’ and on my speaking in high terms, answered, that

‘he had been to dine with his friend the Duke, that some conversation

had passed on the subject, he was afraid it was not the thing, it was

not the true _sostenuto_ style; but as I had written the article’

(holding my peroration on the Beggar’s Opera carelessly in his hand) ‘it

might pass!’ I could perceive that the rogue licked his lips at it, and

had already in imagination ‘bought golden opinions of all sorts of

people’ by this very criticism, and I had the satisfaction the next day

to meet Miss Stephens coming out of the Editor’s room, who had been to

thank him for his very flattering account of her.

I was sent to see Kean the first night of his performance in Shylock,

when there were about a hundred people in the pit, but from his masterly

and spirited delivery of the first striking speech, ‘On such a day you

called me dog,’ &c. I perceived it was a hollow thing. So it was given

out in the Chronicle, but Perry was continually at me as other people

were at him, and was afraid it would not last. It was to no purpose I

said _it would last_: yet I am in the right hitherto. It has been said,

ridiculously, that Mr. Kean was written up in the Chronicle. I beg leave

to state my opinion that no actor can be written up or down by a paper.

An author may be puffed into notice, or damned by criticism, because his

book may not have been read. An artist may be overrated, or undeservedly

decried, because the public is not much accustomed to see or judge of

pictures. But an actor is judged by his peers, the play-going public,

and must stand or fall by his own merits or defects. The critic may give

the tone or have a casting voice where popular opinion is divided; but

he can no more _force_ that opinion either way, or wrest it from its

base in common-sense and feeling, than he can move Stonehenge. Mr. Kean

had, however, physical disadvantages and strong prejudices to encounter,

and so far the _liberal_ and _independent_ part of the press might have

been of service in helping him to his seat in the public favour. May he

long keep it with dignity and firmness![78]

It was pretended by the Covent-garden people, and some others at the

time, that Mr. Kean’s popularity was a mere effect of love of novelty, a

nine days’ wonder, like the rage after Master Betty’s acting, and would

be as soon over. The comparison did not hold. Master Betty’s acting was

so far wonderful, and drew crowds to see it as a mere singularity,

because he was a boy. Mr. Kean was a grown man, and there was no rule or

precedent established in the ordinary course of nature why some other

man should not appear in tragedy as great as John Kemble. Farther,

Master Betty’s acting was a singular phenomenon, but it was also as

beautiful as it was singular. I saw him in the part of Douglas, and he

seemed almost like ‘some gay creature of the element,’ moving about

gracefully, with all the flexibility of youth, and murmuring Æolian

sounds with plaintive tenderness. I shall never forget the way in which

he repeated the line in which Young Norval says, speaking of the fate of

two brothers:

‘And in my mind happy was he that died!’

The tones fell and seemed to linger prophetic on my ear. Perhaps the

wonder was made greater than it was. Boys at that age can often read

remarkably well, and certainly are not without natural grace and

sweetness of voice. The Westminster school-boys are a better company of

comedians than we find at most of our theatres. As to the understanding

a part like Douglas, at least, I see no difficulty on that score. I

myself used to recite the speech in Enfield’s Speaker with good emphasis

and discretion when at school, and entered, about the same age, into the

wild sweetness of the sentiments in Mrs. Radcliffe’s Romance of the

Forest, I am sure, quite as much as I should do now. Yet the same

experiment has been often tried since, and has uniformly failed.[79]

It was soon after this that Coleridge returned from Italy, and he got

one day into a long _tirade_ to explain what a ridiculous farce the

whole was, and how all the people abroad were shocked at the

_gullibility_ of the English nation, who on this and every other

occasion were open to the artifices of all sorts of quacks, wondering

how any persons with the smallest pretensions to common sense could for

a moment suppose that a boy could act the characters of men without any

of their knowledge, their experience, or their passions. We made some

faint resistance, but in vain. The discourse then took a turn, and

Coleridge began a laboured eulogy on some promising youth, the son of an

English artist, whom he had met in Italy, and who had wandered all over

the Campagna with him, whose talents, he assured us, were the admiration

of all Rome, and whose early designs had almost all the grace and purity

of Raphael’s. At last, some one interrupted the endless theme by saying

a little impatiently, ‘Why just now you would not let us believe our own

eyes and ears about young Betty, because you have a theory against

premature talents, and now you start a boy phenomenon, that nobody knows

any thing about but yourself—a young artist that, you tell us, is to

rival Raphael!’ The truth is, we like to have something to admire

ourselves, as well as to make other people gape and stare at; but then

it must be a discovery of our own, an idol of our own making and setting

up:—if others stumble on the discovery before us, or join in crying it

up to the skies, we then set to work to prove that this is a vulgar

delusion, and show our sagacity and freedom from prejudice by pulling it

in pieces with all the coolness imaginable. Whether we blow the bubble

or crush it in our hands, vanity and the desire of empty distinction are

equally at the bottom of our sanguine credulity or fastidious

scepticism. There are some who always fall in with the fashionable

prejudice as others affect singularity of opinion on all such points,

according as they think they have more or less wit to judge for

themselves.

If a little varnishing and daubing, a little puffing and quacking, and

giving yourself a good name, and getting a friend to speak a word for

you, is excusable in any profession, it is, I think, in that of

painting. Painting is an occult science, and requires a little

ostentation and mock-gravity in the professor. A man may here rival

Katterfelto, ‘with his hair on end at his own wonders, wondering for his

bread;’ for, if he does not, he may in the end go without it. He may

ride on a high trotting horse, in green spectacles, and attract notice

to his person any how he can, if he only works hard at his profession.

If ‘it only is when he is _out_ he is acting,’ let him make the fools

stare, but give others something worth looking at. Good Mr. Carver and

Gilder, good Mr. Printer’s Devil, good Mr. Bill-sticker, ‘do me your

offices’ unmolested! Painting is a plain ground, and requires a great

many heraldic quarterings and facings to set it off. Lay on, and do not

spare. No man’s merit can be fairly judged of, if he is not known; and

how can he be known, if he keeps entirely in the back ground?[80] A

great name in art goes but a little way, is chilled as it creeps along

the surface of the world, without something to revive and make it blaze

out with fresh splendor. Fame is here almost obscurity. It is long

before your name affixed to a sterling design will be spelt out by an

undiscerning, regardless public. Have it proclaimed, therefore, as a

necessary precaution, by sound of trumpet at the corners of the street,

let it be stuck as a label in your mouth, carry it on a placard at your

back. Otherwise, the world will never trouble themselves about you, or

will very soon forget you. A celebrated artist of the present day, whose

name is engraved at the bottom of some of the most touching specimens of

English art, once had a frame-maker call on him, who, on entering his

room, exclaimed with some surprise, ‘What, are you a painter, sir?’ The

other made answer, a little startled in his turn, ‘Why, didn’t you know

that? Did you never see my name at the bottom of prints?’ He could not

recollect that he had. ‘And yet you sell picture-frames and prints?’

‘Yes.’ ‘What painters’ names then did he recollect: Did he know West’s?’

‘Oh! yes.’ ‘And Opie’s?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘And Fuseli’s?’ ‘Oh! yes.’ ‘But you

never heard of me?’ ‘I cannot say that I ever did!’ It was plain, from

this conversation, that Mr. N— had not kept company enough with

picture-dealers and newspaper critics. On another occasion, a

country-gentleman, who was sitting to him for his portrait, asked him if

he had any pictures in the Exhibition at Somerset-house, and on his

replying in the affirmative, desired to know what they were. He

mentioned among others, ‘The Marriage of Two Children;’ on which the

gentleman expressed great surprise, and said that was the very picture

his wife was always teasing him to go and have another look at, though

he had never noticed the painter’s name. When the public are so eager to

be amused, and care so little who it is that amuses them, it is not

amiss to remind them of it now and then; or even to have a starling

taught to repeat the name, to which they owe such misprized obligations,

in their drowsy ears. On any other principle, I cannot conceive how

painters (not without genius or industry) can fling themselves at the

head of the public in the manner they do, having lives written of

themselves, busts made of themselves, prints stuck in the shop-windows

of themselves, and their names placed in ‘the first row of the rubric,’

with those of Rubens, Raphael, and Michael Angelo, swearing by

themselves or their proxies that these glorified spirits would do well

to leave the abodes of the blest in order to stand in mute wonder and

with uplifted hands before some production of theirs, which is yet

hardly dry! Oh! whatever you do, leave that string untouched. It will

jar the rash and unhallowed hand that meddles with it. Profane not the

mighty dead by mixing them up with the uncanonized living. Leave

yourself a reversion in immortality, beyond the noisy clamour of the

day. Do not quite lose your respect for public opinion by making it in

all cases a palpable cheat, the echo of your own lungs that are hoarse

with calling on the world to admire. Do not think to bully posterity, or

to cozen your contemporaries. Be not always anticipating the effect of

your picture on the town—think more about deserving success than

commanding it. In issuing so many promissory notes upon the bank of

fame, do not forget you have to pay in sterling gold. Believe that there

is something in the pursuit of high art, beyond the manufacture of a

paragraph or the collection of receipts at the door of an exhibition.

Venerate art as art. Study the works of others, and inquire into those

of nature. Gaze at beauty. Become great by great efforts, and not by

pompous pretensions. Do not think the world was blind to merit before

your time, nor make the reputation of great geniuses the stalking horse

to your vanity. You have done enough to insure yourself attention: you

have now only to do something to deserve it, and to make good all that

you have aspired to do!

There is a silent and systematic assumption of superiority which is as

barefaced and unprincipled an imposture as the most impudent puffing.

You may, by a tacit or avowed censure on all other arts, on all works of

art, on all other pretensions, tastes, talents, but your own, produce a

complete ostracism in the world of intellect, and leave yourself and

your own performances alone standing, a mighty monument in an universal

waste and wreck of genius. By cutting away the rude block and removing

the rubbish from around it, the idol may be effectually exposed to view,

placed on its pedestal of pride, without any other assistance. This

method is more inexcusable than the other. For there is no egotism or

vanity so hateful as that which strikes at our satisfaction in every

thing else, and derives its nourishment from preying, like the vampyre,

on the carcase of others’ reputation. I would rather, in a word, that a

man should talk for ever of himself with vapid senseless assurance, than

preserve a malignant, heartless silence, when the merit of a rival is

mentioned. I have seen instances of both, and can judge pretty well

between them.

There is no great harm in putting forward one’s own pretensions (of

whatever kind) if this does not bear a sour, malignant aspect towards

others. Every one sets himself off to the best advantage he can, and

tries to steal a march upon public opinion. In this sense, too, ‘all the

world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players.’ Life itself

is a piece of harmless quackery. A great house over your head is of no

use but to announce the great man within. Dress, equipage, title,

livery-servants, are only so many quack advertisements and assumptions

of the question of merit. The star that glitters at the breast would be

worth nothing but as a badge of personal distinction; and the crown

itself is but a symbol of the virtues, which the possessor inherits from

a long line of illustrious ancestors! How much honour and honesty have

been forfeited to be graced with a title or a ribbon; how much genius

and worth have sunk to the grave, without an escutcheon and without an

epitaph!

As men of rank and fortune keep lacqueys to reinforce their claims to

self-respect, so men of genius sometimes surround themselves with a

_coterie_ of admirers to increase their reputation with the public.

These _proneurs_, or satellites, repeat all their good things, laugh

loud at all their jokes, and remember all their oracular decrees. They

are their shadows and echoes. They talk of them in all companies, and

bring back word of all that has been said about them. They hawk the good

qualities of their patrons, as shopmen and _barkers_ tease you to buy

goods. I have no notion of this vanity at second-hand; nor can I see how

this servile testimony from inferiors (‘some followers of mine own’) can

be a proof of merit. It may soothe the ear; but that it should impose on

the understanding, I own surprises me: yet there are persons who cannot

exist without a _cortege_ of this kind about them, in which they smiling

read the opinion of the world, in the midst of all sorts of rancorous

abuse and hostility, as Otho called for his mirror in the Illyrian

field. One good thing is, that this evil, in some degree, cures itself;

and when a man has been nearly ruined by a herd of these sycophants, he

finds them leaving him, like thriftless dependents for some more

eligible situation, carrying away with them all the tattle they can pick

up, and some left-off suit of finery. The same proneness to adulation

which made them lick the dust before one idol, makes them bow as low to

the rising Sun; they are as lavish of detraction as they were prurient

with praise; and the _protegé_ and admirer of the editor of the —

figures in Blackwood’s train. The man is a lacquey, and it is of little

consequence whose livery he wears!

I would advise those who volunteer the office of puffing, to go the

whole length of it. No half-measures will do. Lay it on thick and

three-fold, or not at all. If you are once harnessed into that vehicle,

it will be in vain for you to think of stopping. You must drive to the

devil at once. The mighty Tamburlaine, to whose car you are yoked, cries

out,

‘Holloa, you pamper’d jades of Asia,

Can you not drive but twenty miles a day?’

He has you on the hip, for you have pledged your taste and judgment to

his genius. Never fear but he will drive this wedge. If you are once

screwed into such a machine, you must extricate yourself by main force.

No hyperboles are too much: any drawback, any admiration on this side

idolatry, is high treason. It is an unpardonable offence to say that the

last production of your patron is not so good as the one before it; or

that a performer shines more in one character than another. I remember

once hearing a player declare that he never looked into any newspapers

or magazines on account of the abuse that was always levelled at himself

in them, though there were not less than three persons in company, who

made it their business through these conduit pipes of fame to ‘cry him

up to the top of the compass.’ This sort of expectation is a little

_exigeante_!

One fashionable mode of acquiring reputation is by patronising it. This

may be from various motives, real good nature, good taste, vanity, or

pride. I shall only speak of the spurious ones in this place. The quack

and the _would-be_ patron are well met. The house of the latter is a

sort of curiosity-shop or _menagerie_, where all sort of intellectual

pretenders and grotesques, musical children, arithmetical prodigies,

occult philosophers, lecturers, _accoucheurs_, apes, chemists, fiddlers,

and buffoons are to be seen for the asking, and are shown to the company

for nothing. The folding-doors are thrown open, and display a collection

that the world cannot parallel again. There may be a few persons of

common sense and established reputation, _rari nantes in gurgite vasto_,

otherwise it is a mere scramble or lottery. The professed encourager of

_virtù_ and letters, being disappointed of the great names, sends out

into the highways for the halt, the lame, and the blind, for all who

pretend to distinction, defects, and obliquities, for all the disposable

vanity or affectation floating on the town, in hopes that, among so many

oddities, chance may bring some jewel or treasure to his door, which he

may have the good fortune to appropriate in some way to his own use, or

the credit of displaying to others. The art is to encourage rising

genius—to bring forward doubtful and unnoticed merit. You thus get a set

of novices and raw pretenders about you, whose actual productions do not

interfere with your self-love, and whose future efforts may reflect

credit on your singular sagacity and faculty for finding out talent in

the germ; and in the next place, by having them completely in your

power, you are at liberty to dismiss them whenever you will, and to

supply the deficiency by a new set of wondering, unwashed faces, in a

rapid succession; an ‘aiery of children,’ embryo actors, artists, poets,

or philosophers. Like unfledged birds they are hatched, nursed, and fed

by hand; this gives room for a vast deal of management, meddling, care,

and condescending solicitude, but the instant the callow brood are

fledged, they are driven from the nest, and forced to shift for

themselves in the wide world. One sterling production decides the

question between them and their patrons, and from that time they become

the property of the public. Thus a succession of importunate, hungry,

idle, over-weening candidates for fame, are encouraged by these fickle

keepers, only to be betrayed, and left to starve or beg, or pine in

obscurity, while the man of merit and respectability is neglected,

discountenanced, and stigmatised, because he will not lend himself as a

tool to this system of splendid imposition, or pamper the luxury and

weaknesses of the Vulgar Great. When a young artist is too independent

to subscribe to the dogmas of his superiors, or fulfils their

predictions and prognostics of wonderful contingent talent too soon, so

as to get out of leading strings, and lean on public opinion for partial

support, exceptions are taken to his dress, dialect, or manners, and he

is expelled the circle with a character for ingratitude and treachery.

None can procure toleration long but those who do not contradict the

opinions, or excite the jealousy of their betters. One independent step

is an appeal from them to the public, their natural and hated rivals,

and annuls the contract between them, which implies ostentatious

countenance on the one part, and servile submission on the other. But

enough of this.

The patronage of men of talent, even when it proceeds from vanity, is

often carried on with a spirit of generosity and magnificence, as long

as these are in difficulties and a state of dependence: but as the

principle of action in this case is a love of power, the complacency in

the object of friendly regard ceases with the opportunity or necessity

for the same manifest display of power; and when the unfortunate

_protegé_ is just coming to land, and expects a last helping hand, he

is, to his surprise, pushed back, in order that he may be saved from

drowning once more. You are not hailed ashore, as you had supposed, by

these kind friends, as a mutual triumph after all your struggles and

their exertions in your behalf. It is a piece of presumption in you to

be seen walking on _terra-firma_: you are required, at the risk of their

friendship, to be always swimming in troubled waters, that they may have

the credit of throwing out ropes, and sending out life-boats to you,

without ever bringing you ashore. Your successes, your reputation, which

you think would please them, as justifying their good opinion, are

coldly received, and looked at askance, because they remove your

dependence on them: if you are under a cloud, they do all they can to

keep you there by their good-will: they are so sensible of your

gratitude that they wish your obligations never to cease, and take care

you shall owe no one else a good turn; and provided you are compelled or

contented to remain always in poverty, obscurity, and disgrace, they

will continue your very good friends and humble servants to command, to

the end of the chapter. The tenure of these indentures is hard. Such

persons will wilfully forfeit the gratitude created by years of

friendship, by refusing to perform the last act of kindness that is

likely ever to be demanded of them: will lend you money, if you have no

chance of repaying them; will give you their good word, if nobody will

believe it; and the only thing they do not forgive is an attempt or

probability on your part, of being able to repay your obligations. There

is something disinterested in all this: at least, it does not show a

cowardly or mercenary disposition, but it savours too much of arrogance

and arbitrary pretension. It throws a damning light on this question to

consider who are mostly the subjects of the patronage of the great, and

in the habit of receiving cards of invitation to splendid dinners. I

confess, for one, I am not on the list; at which I do not grieve much,

nor wonder at all. Authors, in general, are not in much request. Dr.

Johnson was asked why he was not more frequently invited out; and he

said, ‘Because great lords and ladies do not like to have their mouths

stopped.’ Garrick was not in this predicament: he could amuse the

company in the drawing-room by imitating the great moralist and

lexicographer, and make the negro boy, in the court-yard, die with

laughing to see him take off the swelling airs and strut of the

turkey-cock. This was clever and amusing, but it did not involve an

opinion, it did not lead to a difference of sentiment, in which the

owner of the house might be found in the wrong. Players, singers,

dancers, are hand and glove with the great. They embellish, and have an

_eclat_ in their names, but do not come into collision. Eminent

portrait-painters, again, are tolerated, because they come into personal

contact with the great: and sculptors hold equality with lords when they

have a certain quantity of solid marble in their workshops to answer for

the solidity of their pretensions. People of fashion and property must

have something to show for their patronage, something visible or

tangible. A sentiment is a visionary thing; an argument may lead to

dangerous consequences, and those who are likely to broach either one or

the other, are not, therefore, fit for good company in general. Poets,

and men of genius, who find their way there, soon find their way out.

They are not of _that ilk_, with some exceptions. Painters who come in

contact with majesty get on by servility or buffoonery, by letting

themselves down in some way. Sir Joshua was never a favourite at court.

He kept too much at a distance. Beechey gained a vast deal of favour by

familiarity, and lost it by taking too great freedoms.[81] West

ingratiated himself in the same quarter by means of practices as little

creditable to himself as his august employer, namely, by playing the

hypocrite, and professing sentiments the reverse of those he naturally

felt. Kings (I know not how justly) have been said to be lovers of low

company, and low conversation. They are also said to be fond of dirty

practical jokes. If the fact is so, the reason is as follows. From the

elevation of their rank, aided by pride and flattery, they look down on

the rest of mankind, and would not be thought to have all their

advantages for nothing. They wish to maintain the same precedence in

private life that belongs to them as a matter of outward ceremony. This

pretension they cannot keep up by fair means; for in wit or argument

they are not superior to the common run of men. They therefore answer a

repartee by a practical joke, which turns the laugh against others, and

cannot be retaliated with safety. This is, they avail themselves of the

privilege of their situation to take liberties, and degrade those about

them, as they can only keep up the idea of their own dignity by

proportionably lowering their company.

ESSAY XXXI

ON THE KNOWLEDGE OF CHARACTER

It is astonishing, with all our opportunities and practice, how little

we know of this subject. For myself, I feel that the more I learn, the

less I understand it.

I remember, several years ago, a conversation in the _Diligence_ coming

from Paris, in which, on its being mentioned that a man had married his

wife after thirteen years’ courtship, a fellow-countryman of mine

observed, that ‘then, at least, he would be acquainted with her

character;’ when a Monsieur P—, inventor and proprietor of the

_Invisible Girl_, made answer, ‘No, not at all; for that the very next

day she might turn out the very reverse of the character that she had

appeared in during all the preceding time.’[82] I could not help

admiring the superior sagacity of the French juggler, and it struck me

then that we could never be sure when we had got at the bottom of this

riddle.

There are various ways of getting at a knowledge of character—by looks,

words, actions. The first of these, which seems the most superficial, is

perhaps the safest, and least liable to deceive: nay, it is that which

mankind, in spite of their pretending to the contrary, most generally go

by. Professions pass for nothing, and actions may be counterfeited: but

a man cannot help his looks. ‘Speech,’ said a celebrated wit, ‘was given

to man to conceal his thoughts.’ Yet I do not know that the greatest

hypocrites are the least silent. The mouth of Cromwell is pursed up in

the portraits of him, as if he was afraid to trust himself with words.

Lord Chesterfield advises us, if we wish to know the real sentiments of

the person we are conversing with, to look in his face, for he can more

easily command his words than his features. A man’s whole life may be a

lie to himself and others: and yet a picture painted of him by a great

artist would probably stamp his true character on the canvas, and betray

the secret to posterity. Men’s opinions were divided, in their

life-times, about such prominent personages as Charles V. and Ignatius

Loyola, partly, no doubt, from passion and interest, but partly from

contradictory evidence in their ostensible conduct: the spectator, who

has ever seen their pictures by Titian, judges of them at once, and

truly. I had rather leave a good portrait of myself behind me than have

a fine epitaph. The face, for the most part, tells what we have thought

and felt—the rest is nothing. I have a higher idea of Donne from a rude,

half-effaced outline of him prefixed to his poems than from any thing he

ever wrote. Cæsar’s Commentaries would not have redeemed him in my

opinion, if the bust of him had resembled the Duke of —. My old friend,

Fawcett, used to say, that if Sir Isaac Newton himself had lisped, he

could not have thought any thing of him. So I cannot persuade myself

that any one is a great man, who looks like a fool. In this I may be

wrong.

First impressions are often the truest, as we find (not unfrequently) to

our cost, when we have been wheedled out of them by plausible

professions or actions. A man’s look is the work of years, it is stamped

on his countenance by the events of his whole life, nay, more, by the

hand of nature, and it is not to be got rid of easily. There is, as it

has been remarked repeatedly, something in a person’s appearance at

first sight which we do not like, and that gives us an odd twinge, but

which is overlooked in a multiplicity of other circumstances, till the

mask is taken off, and we see this lurking character verified in the

plainest manner in the sequel. We are struck at first, and by chance,

with what is peculiar and characteristic; also with permanent _traits_

and general effect: this afterwards goes off in a set of unmeaning,

common-place details. This sort of _prima facie_ evidence then, shows

what a man is, better than what he says or does; for it shows us the

habit of his mind, which is the same under all circumstances and

disguises. You will say, on the other hand, that there is no judging by

appearances, as a general rule. No one, for instance, would take such a

person for a very clever man, without knowing who he was. Then, ten to

one, he is not; he may have got the reputation, but it is a mistake. You

say, there is Mr. —, undoubtedly a person of great genius: yet, except

when excited by something extraordinary, he seems half dead. He has wit

at will, yet wants life and spirit. He is capable of the most generous

acts, yet meanness seems to cling to every motion. He looks like a poor

creature—and in truth he is one! The first impression he gives you of

him answers nearly to the feeling he has of his personal identity; and

this image of himself, rising from his thoughts, and shrouding his

faculties, is that which sits with him in the house, walks out with him

into the street, and haunts his bed-side. The best part of his existence

is dull, cloudy, leaden: the flashes of light that proceed from it, or

streak it here and there, may dazzle others, but do not deceive himself.

Modesty is the lowest of the virtues, and is a real confession of the

deficiency it indicates. He who undervalues himself is justly

undervalued by others. Whatever good properties he may possess are, in

fact, neutralised by a ‘cold rheum’ running through his veins, and

taking away the zest of his pretensions, the pith and marrow of his

performances. What is it to me that I can write these TABLE-TALKS? It is

true I can, by a reluctant effort, rake up a parcel of half-forgotten

observations, but they do not float on the surface of my mind, nor stir

it with any sense of pleasure, nor even of pride. Others have more

property in them than I have: _they_ may reap the benefit, _I_ have only

had the pain. Otherwise, they are to me as if they had never existed:

nor should I know that I had ever thought at all, but that I am reminded

of it by the strangeness of my appearance, and my unfitness for every

thing else. Look in C—’s face while he is talking. His words are such as

might ‘create a soul under the ribs of death.’ His face is a blank.

Which are we to consider as the true index of his mind? Pain, languor,

shadowy remembrances, are the uneasy inmates there: his lips move

mechanically!

There are people that we do not like, though we may have known them

long, and have no fault to find with them, ‘their appearance, as we say,

is so much against them.’ That is not all, if we could find it out.

There is, generally, a reason for this prejudice; for nature is true to

itself. They may be very good sort of people, too, in their way, but

still something is the matter. There is a coldness, a selfishness, a

levity, an insincerity, which we cannot fix upon any particular phrase

or action, but we see it in their whole persons and deportment. One

reason that we do not see it in any other way may be, that they are all

the time trying to conceal this defect by every means in their power.

There is, luckily, a sort of _second sight_ in morals: we discern the

lurking indications of temper and habit a long while before their

palpable effects appear. I once used to meet with a person at an

ordinary, a very civil, good-looking man in other respects, but with an

odd look about his eyes, which I could not explain, as if he saw you

under their fringed lids, and you could not see him again: this man was

a common sharper. The greatest hypocrite I ever knew was a little,

demure, pretty, modest-looking girl, with eyes timidly cast upon the

ground, and an air soft as enchantment; the only circumstance that could

lead to a suspicion of her true character was a cold, sullen, watery,

glazed look about the eyes, which she bent on vacancy, as if determined

to avoid all explanation with yours. I might have spied in their

glittering, motionless surface, the rocks and quicksands that awaited me

below! We do not feel quite at ease in the company or friendship of

those who have any natural obliquity or imperfection of person. The

reason is, they are not on the best terms with themselves, and are

sometimes apt to play off on others the tricks that nature has played

them. This, however, is a remark that, perhaps, ought not to have been

made. I know a person to whom it has been objected as a disqualification

for friendship, that he never shakes you cordially by the hand. I own

this is a damper to sanguine and florid temperaments, who abound in

these practical demonstrations and ‘compliments extern.’ The same

person, who testifies the least pleasure at meeting you, is the last to

quit his seat in your company, grapples with a subject in conversation

right earnestly, and is, I take it, backward to give up a cause or a

friend. Cold and distant in appearance, he piques himself on being the

king of _good haters_, and a no less zealous partisan. The most

phlegmatic constitutions often contain the most inflammable spirits—as

fire is struck from the hardest flints.

And this is another reason that makes it difficult to judge of

character. Extremes meet; and qualities display themselves by the most

contradictory appearances. Any inclination, in consequence of being

generally suppressed, vents itself the more violently when an

opportunity presents itself: the greatest grossness sometimes

accompanies the greatest refinement, as a natural relief, one to the

other; and we find the most reserved and indifferent tempers at the

beginning of an entertainment, or an acquaintance, turn out the most

communicative and cordial at the end of it. Some spirits exhaust

themselves at first: others gain strength by progression. Some minds

have a greater facility of throwing off impressions, are, as it were,

more transparent or porous than others. Thus the French present a marked

contrast to the English in this respect. A Frenchman addresses you at

once with a sort of lively indifference: an Englishman is more on his

guard, feels his way, and is either exceedingly reserved, or lets you

into his whole confidence, which he cannot so well impart to an entire

stranger. Again, a Frenchman is naturally humane: an Englishman is, I

should say, only friendly by habit. His virtues and his vices cost him

more than they do his more gay and volatile neighbours. An Englishman is

said to speak his mind more plainly than others:—yes, if it will give

you pain to hear it. He does not care whom he offends by his discourse:

a foreigner generally strives to oblige in what he says. The French are

accused of promising more than they perform. That may be, and yet they

may perform as many good-natured acts as the English, if the latter are

as averse to perform as they are to promise. Even the professions of the

French may be sincere at the time, or arise out of the impulse of the

moment; though their desire to serve you may be neither very violent nor

very lasting. I cannot think, notwithstanding, that the French are not a

serious people; nay, that they are not a more reflecting people than the

common run of the English. Let those who think them merely light and

mercurial, explain that enigma, their everlasting prosing tragedy. The

English are considered as comparatively a slow, plodding people. If the

French are quicker, they are also more plodding. See, for example, how

highly finished and elaborate their works of art are! How systematic and

correct they aim at being in all their productions of a graver cast! ‘If

the French have a fault,’ as Yorick said, ‘it is that they are too

grave.’ With wit, sense, cheerfulness, patience, good-nature and

refinement of manners, all they want is imagination and sturdiness of

moral principle! Such are some of the contradictions in the character of

the two nations, and so little does the character of either appear to

have been understood! Nothing can be more ridiculous indeed than the way

in which we exaggerate each other’s vices and extenuate our own. The

whole is an affair of prejudice on one side of the question, and of

partiality on the other. Travellers who set out to carry back a true

report of the case appear to lose not only the use of their

understandings, but of their senses, the instant they set foot in a

foreign land. The commonest facts and appearances are distorted, and

discoloured. They go abroad with certain preconceived notions on the

subject, and they make every thing answer, in reason’s spite, to their

favourite theory. In addition to the difficulty of explaining customs

and manners foreign to our own, there are all the obstacles of wilful

prepossession thrown in the way. It is not, therefore, much to be

wondered at that nations have arrived at so little knowledge of one

another’s characters; and that, where the object has been to widen the

breach between them, any slight differences that occur are easily blown

into a blaze of fury by repeated misrepresentations, and all the

exaggerations that malice or folly can invent!

This ignorance of character is not confined to foreign nations: we are

ignorant of that of our own countrymen in a class a little below or

above ourselves. We shall hardly pretend to pronounce magisterially on

the good or bad qualities of strangers; and, at the same time, we are

ignorant of those of our friends, of our kindred, and of our own. We are

in all these cases either too near or too far off the object to judge of

it properly.

Persons, for instance, in a higher or middle rank of life know little or

nothing of the characters of those below them, as servants, country

people, &c. I would lay it down in the first place as a general rule on

this subject, that all uneducated people are hypocrites. Their sole

business is to deceive. They conceive themselves in a state of hostility

with others, and stratagems are fair in war. The inmates of the kitchen

and the parlour are always (as far as respects their feeling and

intentions towards each other) in Hobbes’s ‘state of nature.’ Servants

and others in that line of life have nothing to exercise their spare

talents for invention upon but those about them. Their superfluous

electrical particles of wit and fancy are not carried off by those

established and fashionable conductors, novels and romances. Their

faculties are not buried in books, but all alive and stirring, erect and

bristling like a cat’s back. Their coarse conversation sparkles with

‘wild wit, invention ever new.’ Their betters try all they can to set

themselves up above them, and they try all they can to pull them down to

their own level. They do this by getting up a little comic interlude, a

daily, domestic, homely drama out of the odds and ends of the family

failings, of which there is in general a pretty plentiful supply, or

make up the deficiency of materials out of their own heads. They turn

the qualities of their masters and mistresses inside out, and any real

kindness or condescension only sets them the more against you. They are

not to be taken in in that way—they will not be baulked in the spite

they have to you. They only set to work with redoubled alacrity, to

lessen the favour or to blacken your character. They feel themselves

like a degraded _caste_, and cannot understand how the obligations can

be all on one side, and the advantages all on the other. You cannot come

to equal terms with them—they reject all such overtures as insidious and

hollow—nor can you ever calculate upon their gratitude or good-will, any

more than if they were so many strolling Gipsies or wild Indians. They

have no fellow-feeling, they keep no faith with the more privileged

classes. They are in your power, and they endeavour to be even with you

by trick and cunning, by lying and chicanery. In this they have nothing

to restrain them. Their whole life is a succession of shifts, excuses,

and expedients. The love of truth is a principle with those only who

have made it their study, who have applied themselves to the pursuit of

some art or science, where the intellect is severely tasked, and learns

by habit to take a pride in, and to set a just value on, the correctness

of its conclusions. To have a disinterested regard to truth, the mind

must have contemplated it in abstract and remote questions; whereas the

ignorant and vulgar are only conversant with those things in which their

own interest is concerned. All their notions are local, personal, and

consequently gross and selfish. They say whatever comes uppermost—turn

whatever happens to their own account—and invent any story, or give any

answer that suits their purposes. Instead of being bigoted to general

principles, they trump up any lie for the occasion, and the more of a

_thumper_ it is, the better they like it; the more unlooked-for it is,

why, so much the more of a _God-send_! They have no conscience about the

matter; and if you find them out in any of their manœuvres, are not

ashamed of themselves, but angry with you. If you remonstrate with them,

they laugh in your face. The only hold you have of them is their

interest—you can but dismiss them from your employment; and _service is

no inheritance_. If they affect any thing like decent remorse, and hope

you will pass it over, all the while they are probably trying to recover

the wind of you. Persons of liberal knowledge or sentiments have no kind

of chance in this sort of mixed intercourse with these barbarians in

civilised life. You cannot tell, by any signs or principles, what is

passing in their minds. There is no common point of view between you.

You have not the same topics to refer to, the same language to express

yourself. Your interests, your feelings are quite distinct. You take

certain things for granted as rules of action: they take nothing for

granted but their own ends, pick up all their knowledge out of their own

occasions, are on the watch only for what they can catch—are

‘Subtle as the fox for prey:

Like warlike as the wolf, for what they eat.’

They have indeed a regard to their character, as this last may affect

their livelihood or advancement, none as it is connected with a sense of

propriety; and this sets their mother-wit and native talents at work

upon a double file of expedients, to bilk their consciences, and salve

their reputation. In short, you never know where to have them, any more

than if they were of a different species of animals; and in trusting to

them, you are sure to be betrayed and over-reached. You have other

things to mind, they are thinking only of you, and how to turn you to

advantage. _Give and take_ is no maxim here. You can build nothing on

your own moderation or on their false delicacy. After a familiar

conversation with a waiter at a tavern, you overhear him calling you by

some provoking nickname. If you make a present to the daughter of the

house where you lodge, the mother is sure to recollect some addition to

her bill. It is a running fight. In fact, there is a principle in human

nature not willingly to endure the idea of a superior, a sour

jacobinical disposition to wipe out the score of obligation, or efface

the tinsel of external advantages—and where others have the opportunity

of coming in contact with us, they generally find the means to establish

a sufficiently marked degree of degrading equality. No man is a hero to

his valet-de-chambre, is an old maxim. A new illustration of this

principle occurred the other day. While Mrs. Siddons was giving her

readings of Shakespear to a brilliant and admiring drawing-room, one of

the servants in the hall below was saying, ‘What, I find the old lady is

making as much noise as ever!’ So little is there in common between the

different classes of society, and so impossible is it ever to unite the

diversities of custom and knowledge which separate them.

Women, according to Mrs. Peachum, are ‘bitter bad judges’ of the

characters of men; and men are not much better of theirs, if we can form

any guess from their choice in marriage. Love is proverbially blind. The

whole is an affair of whim and fancy. Certain it is, that the greatest

favourites with the other sex are not those who are most liked or

respected among their own. I never knew but one clever man who was what

is called a _lady’s man_; and he (unfortunately for the argument)

happened to be a considerable coxcomb. It was by this irresistible

quality, and not by the force of his genius, that he vanquished. Women

seem to doubt their own judgments in love, and to take the opinion which

a man entertains of his own prowess and accomplishments for granted. The

wives of poets are (for the most part) mere pieces of furniture in the

room. If you speak to them of their husbands’ talents or reputation in

the world, it is as if you made mention of some office that they held.

It can hardly be otherwise, when the instant any subject is started or

conversation arises, in which men are interested, or try one another’s

strength, the women leave the room, or attend to something else. The

qualities then in which men are ambitious to excel, and which ensure the

applause of the world, eloquence, genius, learning, integrity, are not

those which gain the favour of the fair. I must not deny, however, that

wit and courage have this effect. Neither is youth or beauty the sole

passport to their affections.

‘The way of woman’s will is hard to find,

Harder to hit.’

Yet there is some clue to this mystery, some determining cause; for we

find that the same men are universal favourites with women, as others

are uniformly disliked by them. Is not the loadstone that attracts so

powerfully, and in all circumstances, a strong and undisguised bias

towards them, a marked attention, a conscious preference of them to

every other passing object or topic? I am not sure, but I incline to

think so. The successful lover is the _cavalier servente_ of all

nations. The man of gallantry behaves as if he had made an assignation

with every woman he addresses. An argument immediately draws off my

attention from the prettiest woman in the room. I accordingly succeed

better in argument—than in love!—I do not think that what is called

_Love at first sight_ is so great an absurdity as it is sometimes

imagined to be. We generally make up our minds beforehand to the sort of

person we should like, grave or gay, black, brown, or fair; with golden

tresses or with raven locks;—and when we meet with a complete example of

the qualities we admire, the bargain is soon struck. We have never seen

any thing to come up to our newly discovered goddess before, but she is

what we have been all our lives looking for. The idol we fall down and

worship is an image familiar to our minds. It has been present to our

waking thoughts, it has haunted us in our dreams, like some fairy

vision. Oh! thou, who, the first time I ever beheld thee, didst draw my

soul into the circle of thy heavenly looks, and wave enchantment round

me, do not think thy conquest less complete because it was

instantaneous; for in that gentle form (as if another Imogen had

entered) I saw all that I had ever loved of female grace, modesty, and

sweetness!

I shall not say much of friendship as giving an insight into character,

because it is often founded on mutual infirmities and prejudices.

Friendships are frequently taken up on some sudden sympathy, and we see

only as much as we please of one another’s characters afterwards.

Intimate friends are not fair witnesses to character, any more than

professed enemies. They cool, indeed, in time, part, and retain only a

rankling grudge at past errors and oversights. Their testimony in the

latter case is not quite free from suspicion.

One would think that near relations, who live constantly together, and

always have done so, must be pretty well acquainted with one another’s

characters. They are nearly in the dark about it. Familiarity confounds

all traits of distinction: interest and prejudice take away the power of

judging. We have no opinion on the subject, any more than of one

another’s faces. The Penates, the household-gods, are veiled. We do not

see the features of those we love, nor do we clearly distinguish their

virtues or their vices. We take them as they are found in the lump:—by

weight, and not by measure. We know all about the individuals, their

sentiments, history, manners, words, actions, every thing: but we know

all these too much as facts, as inveterate, habitual impressions, as

clothed with too many associations, as sanctified with too many

affections, as woven too much into the web of our hearts, to be able to

pick out the different threads, to cast up the items of the debtor and

creditor account, or to refer them to any general standard of right and

wrong. Our impressions with respect to them are too strong, too real,

too much _sui generis_, to be capable of a comparison with any thing but

themselves. We hardly inquire whether those for whom we are thus

interested, and to whom we are thus knit, are _better_ or _worse_ than

others—the question is a kind of profanation—all we know is, they are

_more_ to us than any one else can be. Our sentiments of this kind are

rooted and grow in us, and we cannot eradicate them by voluntary means.

Besides, our judgments are bespoke, our interests take part with our

blood. If any doubt arises, if the veil of our implicit confidence is

drawn aside by any accident for a moment, the shock is too great, like

that of a dislocated limb, and we recoil on our habitual impressions

again. Let not that veil ever be rent entirely asunder, so that those

images may be left bare of reverential awe, and lose their religion: for

nothing can ever support the desolation of the heart afterwards.

The greatest misfortune that can happen among relations is a different

way of bringing up, so as to set one another’s opinions and characters

in an entirely new point of view. This often lets in an unwelcome

day-light on the subject, and breeds schisms, coldness, and incurable

heart-burnings in families. I have sometimes thought whether the

progress of society and march of knowledge does not do more harm in this

respect, by loosening the ties of domestic attachment, and preventing

those who are most interested in, and anxious to think well of one

another, from feeling a cordial sympathy and approbation of each other’s

sentiments, manners, views, &c. than it does good by any real advantage

to the community at large. The son, for instance, is brought up to the

church, and nothing can exceed the pride and pleasure the father takes

in him, while all goes on well in this favourite direction. His notions

change, and he imbibes a taste for the Fine Arts. From this moment there

is an end of any thing like the same unreserved communication between

them. The young man may talk with enthusiasm of his ‘Rembrandts,

Correggios, and stuff:’ it is all _Hebrew_ to the elder; and whatever

satisfaction he may feel in hearing of his son’s progress, or good

wishes for his success, he is never reconciled to the new pursuit, he

still hankers after the first object that he had set his mind upon.

Again, the grandfather is a Calvinist, who never gets the better of his

disappointment at his son’s going over to the Unitarian side of the

question. The matter rests here, till the grandson, some years after, in

the fashion of the day and ‘infinite agitation of men’s wit,’ comes to

doubt certain points in the creed in which he has been brought up, and

the affair is all abroad again. Here are three generations made

uncomfortable and in a manner set at variance, by a veering point of

theology, and the officious meddling biblical critics! Nothing, on the

other hand, can be more wretched or common than that upstart pride and

insolent good fortune which is ashamed of its origin; nor are there many

things more awkward than the situation of rich and poor relations.

Happy, much happier, are those tribes and people who are confined to the

same _caste_ and way of life from sire to son, where prejudices are

transmitted like instincts, and where the same unvarying standard of

opinion and refinement blends countless generations in its

improgressive, everlasting mould!

Not only is there a wilful and habitual blindness in near kindred to

each other’s defects, but an incapacity to judge from the quantity of

materials, from the contradictoriness of the evidence. The chain of

particulars is too long and massy for us to lift it or put it into the

most approved ethical scales. The concrete result does not answer to any

abstract theory, to any logical definition. There is black, and white,

and grey, square and round—there are too many anomalies, too many

redeeming points, in poor human nature, such as it actually is, for us

to arrive at a smart, summary decision on it. We know too much to come

to any hasty or partial conclusion. We do not pronounce upon the present

act, because a hundred others rise up to contradict it. We suspend our

judgments altogether, because in effect one thing unconsciously balances

another; and perhaps this obstinate, pertinacious indecision would be

the truest philosophy in other cases, where we dispose of the question

of character easily, because we have only the smallest part of the

evidence to decide upon. Real character is not one thing, but a thousand

things; actual qualities do not conform to any factitious standard in

the mind, but rest upon their own truth and nature. The dull stupor

under which we labour in respect of those whom we have the greatest

opportunities of inspecting nearly, we should do well to imitate, before

we give extreme and uncharitable verdicts against those whom we only see

in passing, or at a distance. If we knew them better, we should be

disposed to say less about them.

In the truth of things, there are none utterly worthless, none without

some drawback on their pretensions, or some alloy of imperfection. It

has been observed that a familiarity with the worst characters lessens

our abhorrence of them; and a wonder is often expressed that the

greatest criminals look like other men. The reason is that _they are

like other men in many respects_. If a particular individual was merely

the wretch we read of, or conceive in the abstract, that is, if he was

the mere personified idea of the criminal brought to the bar, he would

not disappoint the spectator, but would look like what he would be—a

monster! But he has other qualities, ideas, feelings, nay, probably

virtues, mixed up with the most profligate habits or desperate acts.

This need not lessen our abhorrence of the crime, though it does of the

criminal; for it has the latter effect only by showing him to us in

different points of view, in which he appears a common mortal, and not

the caricature of vice we took him for, or spotted all over with infamy.

I do not at the same time think this a lax or dangerous, though it is a

charitable view of the subject. In my opinion, no man ever answered in

his own mind (except in the agonies of conscience or of repentance, in

which latter case he throws the imputation from himself in another way)

to the abstract idea of a _murderer_. He may have killed a man in

self-defence, or ‘in the trade of war,’ or to save himself from

starving, or in revenge for an injury, but always ‘so as with a

difference,’ or from mixed and questionable motives. The individual, in

reckoning with himself, always takes into the account the considerations

of time, place, and circumstance, and never makes out a case of

unmitigated, unprovoked villany, of ‘pure defecated evil’ against

himself. There are degrees in real crimes: we reason and moralise only

by names and in classes. I should be loth, indeed, to say, that

‘whatever is, is right:’ but almost every actual choice inclines to it,

with some sort of imperfect, unconscious bias. This is the reason,

besides the ends of secresy, of the invention of _slang_ terms for

different acts of profligacy committed by thieves, pickpockets, &c. The

common names suggest associations of disgust in the minds of others,

which those who live by them do not willingly recognise, and which they

wish to sink in a technical phraseology. So there is a story of a fellow

who, as he was writing down his confession of a murder, stopped to ask

how the word _murder_ was spelt; this, if true, was partly because his

imagination was staggered by the recollection of the thing, and partly

because he shrunk from the verbal admission of it. ‘_Amen_ stuck in his

throat!’ The defence made by Eugene Aram of himself against a charge of

murder, some years before, shows that he in imagination completely flung

from himself the _nominal_ crime imputed to him: he might, indeed, have

staggered an old man with a blow, and buried his body in a cave, and

lived ever since upon the money he found upon him, but there was ‘no

malice in the case, none at all,’ as Peachum says. The very coolness,

subtlety, and circumspection of his defence (as masterly a legal

document as there is upon record) prove that he was guilty of the act,

as much as they prove that he was unconscious of the _crime_.[83] In the

same spirit, and I conceive with great metaphysical truth, Mr.

Coleridge, in his tragedy of _Remorse_, makes Ordonio (his chief

character) wave the acknowledgment of his meditated guilt to his own

mind, by putting into his mouth that striking soliloquy:

Say, I had lay’d a body in the sun!

Well! in a month there swarm forth from the corse

A thousand, nay, ten thousand sentient beings

In place of that one man. Say I had _kill’d_ him!

Yet who shall tell me, that each one and all

Of these ten thousand lives is not as happy

As that one life, which being push’d aside,

Made room for these unnumber’d.—ACT II. SC. II.

I am not sure, indeed, that I have not got this whole train of

speculation from him; but I should not think the worse of it on that

account. That gentleman, I recollect, once asked me whether I thought

that the different members of a family really liked one another so well,

or had so much attachment as was generally supposed: and I said that I

conceived the regard they had towards each other was expressed by the

word _interest_, rather than by any other; which he said was the true

answer. I do not know that I could mend it now. Natural affection is not

pleasure in one another’s company, nor admiration of one another’s

qualities; but it is an intimate and deep knowledge of the things that

affect those, to whom we are bound by the nearest ties, with pleasure or

pain; it is an anxious, uneasy, fellow-feeling with them, a jealous

watchfulness over their good name, a tender and unconquerable yearning

for their good. The love, in short, we bear them, is the nearest to that

we bear ourselves. _Home_, according to the old saying, _is home, be it

never so homely_. We love ourselves, not according to our deserts, but

our cravings after good: so we love our immediate relations in the next

degree (if not, even sometimes a higher one) because we know best what

they have suffered and what sits nearest to their hearts. We are

implicated, in fact, in their welfare, by habit and sympathy, as we are

in our own.

If our devotion to our own interests is much the same as to theirs, we

are ignorant of our own characters for the same reason. We are parties

too much concerned to return a fair verdict, and are too much in the

secret of our own motives or situation not to be able to give a

favourable turn to our actions. We exercise a liberal criticism upon

ourselves, and put off the final decision to a late day. The field is

large and open. Hamlet exclaims, with a noble magnanimity, ‘I count

myself indifferent honest, and yet I could accuse me of such things!’ If

you could prove to a man that he is a knave, it would not make much

difference in his opinion, his self-love is stronger than his love of

virtue. Hypocrisy is generally used as a mask to deceive the world, not

to impose on ourselves: for once detect the delinquent in his knavery,

and he laughs in your face or glories in his iniquity. This at least

happens except where there is a contradiction in the character, and our

vices are involuntary, and at variance with our convictions. One great

difficulty is to distinguish ostensible motives, or such as we

acknowledge to ourselves, from tacit or secret springs of action. A man

changes his opinion readily, he thinks it candour: it is levity of mind.

For the most part, we are stunned and stupid in judging of ourselves. We

are callous by custom to our defects or excellencies, unless where

vanity steps in to exaggerate or extenuate them. I cannot conceive how

it is that people are in love with their own persons, or astonished at

their own performances, which are but a nine days’ wonder to every one

else. In general it may be laid down that we are liable to this two-fold

mistake in judging of our own talents: we, in the first place, nurse the

rickety bantling, we think much of that which has cost us much pains and

labour, and comes against the grain; and we also set little store by

what we do with most ease to ourselves, and therefore best. The works of

the greatest genius are produced almost unconsciously, with an ignorance

on the part of the persons themselves that they have done any thing

extraordinary. Nature has done it for them. How little Shakespear seems

to have thought of himself or of his fame! Yet, if ‘to know another

well, were to know one’s self,’ he must have been acquainted with his

own pretensions and character, ‘who knew all qualities with a learned

spirit.’ His eye seems never to have been bent upon himself, but

outwards upon nature. A man, who thinks highly of himself, may almost

set it down that it is without reason. Milton, notwithstanding, appears

to have had a high opinion of himself, and to have made it good. He was

conscious of his powers, and great by design. Perhaps his tenaciousness,

on the score of his own merit, might arise from an early habit of

polemical writing, in which his pretensions were continually called to

the bar of prejudice and party-spirit, and he had to plead not guilty to

the indictment. Some men have died unconscious of immortality, as others

have almost exhausted the sense of it in their life-times. Correggio

might be mentioned as an instance of the one, Voltaire of the other.

There is nothing that helps a man in his conduct through life more than

a knowledge of his own characteristic weaknesses (which, guarded

against, become his strength), as there is nothing that tends more to

the success of a man’s talents than his knowing the limits of his

faculties, which are thus concentrated on some practicable object. One

man can do but one thing. Universal pretensions end in nothing. Or, as

Butler has it, too much wit requires

‘As much again to govern it.’

There are those who have gone, for want of this self-knowledge,

strangely out of their way, and others who have never found it. We find

many who succeed in certain departments, and are yet melancholy and

dissatisfied, because they failed in the one to which they first devoted

themselves, like discarded lovers, who pine after their scornful

mistress. I will conclude with observing, that authors in general

overrate the extent and value of posthumous fame: for what (as it has

been asked) is the amount even of Shakespear’s fame? That in that very

country which boasts his genius and his birth, perhaps, scarce one

person in ten has ever heard of his name, or read a syllable of his

writings!

ESSAY XXXII

ON THE PICTURESQUE AND IDEAL

A FRAGMENT

The natural in visible objects is whatever is ordinarily presented to

the senses: the picturesque is that which stands out, and catches the

attention by some striking peculiarity: the _ideal_ is that which

answers to the preconceived imagination and appetite in the mind for

love and beauty. The picturesque depends chiefly on the principle of

discrimination or contrast; the _ideal_ on harmony and continuity of

effect: the one surprises, the other satisfies the mind; the one starts

off from a given point, the other reposes on itself; the one is

determined by an excess of form, the other by a concentration of

feeling.

The picturesque may be considered as something like an excrescence on

the face of nature. It runs imperceptibly into the fantastical and

grotesque. Fairies and satyrs are picturesque; but they are scarcely

_ideal_. They are an extreme and unique conception of a certain thing,

but not of what the mind delights in, or broods fondly over. The image

created by the artist’s hand is not moulded and fashioned by the love of

good and yearning after grace and beauty, but rather the contrary: that

is, they are idea deformity, not ideal beauty. Rubens was perhaps the

most picturesque of painters; but he was almost the least _ideal_. So

Rembrandt was (out of sight) the most picturesque of colourists; as

Correggio was the most _ideal_. In other words, his composition of light

and shade is more a whole, more in unison, more blended into the same

harmonious feeling than Rembrandt’s, who staggers by contrast, but does

not soothe by gradation. Correggio’s forms, indeed, had a picturesque

air; for they often incline (even when most beautiful) to the quaintness

of caricature. Vandyke, I think, was at once the least picturesque and

least _ideal_ of all the great painters. He was purely natural, and

neither selected from outward forms nor added any thing from his own

mind. He owes every thing to perfect truth, clearness, and transparency;

and though his productions certainly arrest the eye, and strike in a

room full of pictures, it is from the contrast they present to other

pictures, and from being stripped quite naked of all artificial

advantages. They strike almost as a piece of white paper would, hung up

in the same situation.—I began with saying that whatever stands out from

a given line, and as it were projects upon the eye, is picturesque; and

this holds true (comparatively) in form and colour. A rough terrier-dog,

with the hair bristled and matted together, is picturesque. As we say,

there is a decided character in it, a marked determination to an extreme

point. A shock-dog is odd and disagreeable, but there is nothing

picturesque in its appearance: it is a mere mass of flimsy confusion. A

goat with projecting horns and pendent beard is a picturesque animal: a

sheep is not. A horse is only picturesque from opposition of colour; as

in Mr. Northcote’s study of Gadshill, where the white horse’s head

coming against the dark scowling face of the man makes as fine a

contrast as can be imagined. An old stump of a tree with rugged bark,

and one or two straggling branches, a little stunted hedge-row line,

marking the boundary of the horizon, a stubble-field, a winding path, a

rock seen against the sky, are picturesque, because they have all of

them prominence and a distinctive character of their own. They are not

objects (to borrow Shakespear’s phrase) ‘of no mark or likelihood.’ A

country may be beautiful, romantic, or sublime, without being

picturesque. The Lakes in the North of England are not picturesque,

though certainly the most interesting sight in this country. To be a

subject for painting, a prospect must present sharp striking points of

view or singular forms, or one object must relieve and set off another.

There must be distinct stages and salient points for the eye to rest

upon or start from, in its progress over the expanse before it. The

distance of a landscape will oftentimes look flat or heavy, that the

trunk of a tree or a ruin in the foreground would immediately throw into

perspective and turn to air. Rembrandt’s landscapes are the least

picturesque in the world, except from the strait lines and sharp angles,

the deep incision and dragging of his pencil, like a harrow over the

ground, and the broad contrast of earth and sky. Earth, in his copies,

is rough and hairy; and Pan has struck his hoof against it!—A camel is a

picturesque ornament in a landscape or history-piece. This is not merely

from its romantic and oriental character; for an elephant has not the

same effect, and if introduced as a necessary appendage, is also an

unwieldy incumbrance. A negro’s head in a group is picturesque from

contrast: so are the spots on a panther’s hide. This was the principle

that Paul Veronese went upon, who said the rule for composition was

_black upon white, and white upon black_. He was a pretty good judge.

His celebrated picture of the Marriage of Cana is in all likelihood the

completest piece of workmanship extant in the art. When I saw it, it

nearly covered one side of a large room in the Louvre (being itself

forty feet by twenty)—and it seemed as if that side of the apartment was

thrown open, and you looked out at the open sky, at buildings, marble

pillars, galleries with people in them, emperors, female slaves, Turks,

negroes, musicians, all the famous painters of the time, the tables

loaded with viands, goblets, and dogs under them—a sparkling,

overwhelming confusion, a bright, unexpected reality—the only fault you

could find was that no miracle was going on in the faces of the

spectators: the only miracle there was the picture itself! A French

gentleman, who showed me this ‘triumph of painting’ (as it has been

called), perceiving I was struck with it, observed, ‘My wife admires it

exceedingly for the facility of the execution.’ I took this proof of

sympathy for a compliment. It is said that when Humboldt, the celebrated

traveller and naturalist, was introduced to Buonaparte, the Emperor

addressed him in these words—‘_Vous aimez, la botanique, Monsieur_’—and

on the other’s replying in the affirmative, added—‘_Et ma femme aussi!_’

This has been found fault with as a piece of brutality and insolence in

the great man by bigoted critics, who do not know what a thing it is to

get a Frenchwoman to agree with them in any point. For my part, I took

the observation as it was meant, and it did not put me out of conceit

with myself or the picture that Madame M— liked it as well as _Monsieur

l’Anglois_. Certainly, there could be no harm in that. By the side of it

happened to be hung two allegorical pictures of Rubens (and in such

matters he too was ‘no baby[84]’)—I don’t remember what the figures

were, but the texture seemed of wool or cotton. The texture of the Paul

Veronese was not wool or cotton, but stuff, jewels, flesh, marble, air,

whatever composed the essence of the varied subjects, in endless relief

and truth of handling. If the Fleming had seen his two allegories

hanging where they did, he would, without a question, have wished them

far enough.

I imagine that Rubens’s landscapes are picturesque: Claude’s are

_ideal_. Rubens is always in extremes: Claude in the middle. Rubens

carries some one peculiar quality or feature of nature to the utmost

verge of probability: Claude balances and harmonises different forms and

masses with laboured delicacy, so that nothing falls short, no one thing

overpowers another. Rainbows, showers, partial gleams of sunshine,

moonlight, are the means with which Rubens produces his most gorgeous

and enchanting effects: there are neither rainbows, nor showers, nor

sudden bursts of sunshine, nor glittering moon-beams in Claude. He is

all softness and proportion; the other is all spirit and brilliant

excess. The two sides (for example) of one of Claude’s landscapes

balance one another, as in a scale of beauty: in Rubens the several

objects are grouped and thrown together with capricious wantonness.

Claude has more repose: Rubens more gaiety and extravagance. And here it

might be asked, Is a rainbow a picturesque or an _ideal_ object? It

seems to me to be both. It is an accident in nature; but it is an inmate

of the fancy. It startles and surprises the sense, but it soothes and

tranquillises the spirit. It makes the eye glisten to behold it, but the

mind turns to it long after it has faded from its place in the sky. It

has both properties then of giving an extraordinary impulse to the mind

by the singularity of its appearance, and of riveting the imagination by

its intense beauty. I may just notice here in passing, that I think the

effect of moonlight is treated in an _ideal_ manner in the well-known

line in Shakespear—

‘See how the moonlight _sleeps_ upon yon bank!’

The image is heightened by the exquisiteness of the expression beyond

its natural beauty, and it seems as if there could be no end to the

delight taken in it.—A number of sheep coming to a pool of water to

drink, with shady trees in the back-ground, the rest of the flock

following them, and the shepherd and his dog left carelessly behind, is

surely the _ideal_ in landscape-composition, if the _ideal_ has its

source in the interest excited by a subject, in its power of drawing the

affections after it linked in a golden chain, and in the desire of the

mind to dwell on it for ever. The _ideal_, in a word, is the height of

the pleasing, that which satisfies and accords with the inmost longing

of the soul: the picturesque is merely a sharper and bolder impression

of reality. A morning mist drawing a slender veil over all objects is at

once picturesque and _ideal_: for it in the first place excites

immediate surprise and admiration, and in the next a wish for it to

continue, and a fear lest it should be too soon dissipated. Is the Cupid

riding on a lion in the ceiling at Whitehall, and urging him with a

spear over a precipice, with only clouds and sky beyond, most

picturesque or _ideal_? It has every effect of startling contrast and

situation, and yet inspires breathless expectation and wonder for the

event. Rembrandt’s Jacob’s Dream, again, is both—fearful to the eye, but

realising that loftiest vision of the soul. Take two faces in Leonardo

da Vinci’s Last Supper, the Judas and the St. John; the one is all

strength, repulsive character, the other is all divine grace and mild

sensibility. The individual, the characteristic in painting, is that

_which is_ in a marked manner—the _ideal_ is that which we wish any

thing to be, and to contemplate without measure and without end. The

first is truth, the last is good. The one appeals to the sense and

understanding, the other to the will and the affections. The truly

beautiful and grand attracts the mind to it by instinctive harmony, is

absorbed in it, and nothing can ever part them afterwards. Look at a

Madonna of Raphael’s: what gives the _ideal_ character to the

expression,—the insatiable purpose of the soul, or its measureless

content in the object of its contemplation? A portrait of Vandyke’s is

mere indifference and still-life in the comparison: it has not in it the

principle of growing and still unsatisfied desire. In the _ideal_ there

is no fixed stint or limit but the limit of possibility: it is the

infinite with respect to human capacities and wishes. Love is for this

reason an _ideal_ passion. We give to it our all of hope, of fear, of

present enjoyment, and stake our last chance of happiness wilfully and

desperately upon it. A good authority puts into the mouth of one of his

heroines—

‘My bounty is as boundless as the sea,

My love as deep!’—

How many fair catechumens will there be found in all ages to repeat as

much after Shakespear’s Juliet!

ESSAY XXXIII

ON THE FEAR OF DEATH

‘And our little life is rounded with a sleep.’

Perhaps the best cure for the fear of death is to reflect that life has

a beginning as well as an end. There was a time when we were not: this

gives us no concern—why then should it trouble us that a time will come

when we shall cease to be? I have no wish to have been alive a hundred

years ago, or in the reign of Queen Anne: why should I regret and lay it

so much to heart that I shall not be alive a hundred years hence, in the

reign of I cannot tell whom?

When Bickerstaff wrote his Essays, I knew nothing of the subjects of

them: nay, much later, and but the other day, as it were, in the

beginning of the reign of George III. when Goldsmith, Johnson, Burke,

used to meet at the Globe, when Garrick was in his glory, and Reynolds

was over head and ears with his portraits, and Sterne brought out the

volumes of Tristram Shandy year by year, it was without consulting me: I

had not the slightest intimation of what was going on: the debates in

the House of Commons on the American war, or the firing at Bunker’s

hill, disturbed not me: yet I thought this no evil—I neither ate, drank,

nor was merry, yet I did not complain: I had not then looked out into

this breathing world, yet I was well; and the world did quite as well

without me as I did without it! Why then should I make all this outcry

about parting with it, and being no worse off than I was before? There

is nothing in the recollection that at a certain time we were not come

into the world, that ‘the gorge rises at’—why should we revolt at the

idea that we must one day go out of it? To die is only to be as we were

before we were born; yet no one feels any remorse, or regret, or

repugnance, in contemplating this last idea. It is rather a relief and

disburthening of the mind: it seems to have been holiday-time with us

then: we were not called to appear upon the stage of life, to wear robes

or tatters, to laugh or cry, be hooted or applauded; we had lain

_perdus_ all this while, snug, out of harm’s way; and had slept out our

thousands of centuries without wanting to be waked up; at peace and free

from care, in a long nonage, in a sleep deeper and calmer than that of

infancy, wrapped in the softest and finest dust. And the worst that we

dread is, after a short, fretful, feverish being, after vain hopes, and

idle fears, to sink to final repose again, and forget the troubled dream

of life!... Ye armed men, knights templars, that sleep in the stone

aisles of that old Temple church, where all is silent above, and where a

deeper silence reigns below (not broken by the pealing organ), are ye

not contented where ye lie? Or would you come out of your long homes to

go to the Holy War? Or do ye complain that pain no longer visits you,

that sickness has done its worst, that you have paid the last debt to

nature, that you hear no more of the thickening phalanx of the foe, or

your lady’s waning love; and that while this ball of earth rolls its

eternal round, no sound shall ever pierce through to disturb your

lasting repose, fixed as the marble over your tombs, breathless as the

grave that holds you! And thou, oh! thou, to whom my heart turns, and

will turn while it has feeling left, who didst love in vain, and whose

first was thy last sigh, wilt not thou too rest in peace (or wilt thou

cry to me complaining from thy clay-cold bed) when that sad heart is no

longer sad, and that sorrow is dead which thou wert only called into the

world to feel!

It is certain that there is nothing in the idea of a pre-existent state

that excites our longing like the prospect of a posthumous existence. We

are satisfied to have begun life when we did; we have no ambition to

have set out on our journey sooner; and feel that we have had quite

enough to do to battle our way through since. We cannot say,

‘The wars we well remember of King Nine,

Of old Assaracus and Inachus divine.’

Neither have we any wish: we are contented to read of them in story, and

to stand and gaze at the vast sea of time that separates us from them.

It was early days then: the world was not _well-aired_ enough for us: we

have no inclination to have been up and stirring. We do not consider the

six thousand years of the world before we were born as so much time lost

to us: we are perfectly indifferent about the matter. We do not grieve

and lament that we did not happen to be in time to see the grand mask

and pageant of human life going on in all that period; though we are

mortified at being obliged to quit our stand before the rest of the

procession passes.

It may be suggested in explanation of this difference, that we know from

various records and traditions what happened in the time of Queen Anne,

or even in the reigns of the Assyrian monarchs: but that we have no

means of ascertaining what is to happen hereafter but by awaiting the

event, and that our eagerness and curiosity are sharpened in proportion

as we are in the dark about it. This is not at all the case; for at that

rate we should be constantly wishing to make a voyage of discovery to

Greenland or to the Moon, neither of which we have, in general, the

least desire to do. Neither, in truth, have we any particular solicitude

to pry into the secrets of futurity, but as a pretext for prolonging our

own existence. It is not so much that we care to be alive a hundred or a

thousand years hence, any more than to have been alive a hundred or a

thousand years ago: but the thing lies here, that we would all of us

wish the present moment to last for ever. We would be as we are, and

would have the world remain just as it is, to please us.

‘The present eye catches the present object’—

to have and to hold while it may; and abhors, on any terms, to have it

torn from us, and nothing left in its room. It is the pang of parting,

the unloosing our grasp, the breaking asunder some strong tie, the

leaving some cherished purpose unfulfilled, that creates the repugnance

to go, and ‘makes calamity of so long life,’ as it often is.

—‘Oh! thou strong heart!

There’s such a covenant ’twixt the world and thee,

They’re loth to break!’

The love of life, then, is an habitual attachment, not an abstract

principle. Simply _to be_ does not ‘content man’s natural desire:’ we

long to be in a certain time, place, and circumstance. We would much

rather be now, ‘on this bank and shoal of time,’ than have our choice of

any future period, than take a slice of fifty or sixty years out of the

Millennium, for instance. This shows that our attachment is not confined

either to _being_ or to _well-being_; but that we have an inveterate

prejudice in favour of our immediate existence, such as it is. The

mountaineer will not leave his rock, nor the savage his hut; neither are

we willing to give up our present mode of life, with all its advantages

and disadvantages, for any other that could be substituted for it. No

man would, I think, exchange his existence with any other man, however

fortunate. We had as lief _not be_, as _not be ourselves_. There are

some persons of that reach of soul that they would like to live two

hundred and fifty years hence, to see to what height of empire America

will have grown up in that period, or whether the English constitution

will last so long. These are points beyond me. But I confess I should

like to live to see the downfall of the Bourbons. That is a vital

question with me; and I shall like it the better, the sooner it happens!

No young man ever thinks he shall die. He may believe that others will,

or assent to the doctrine that ‘all men are mortal’ as an abstract

proposition, but he is far enough from bringing it home to himself

individually.[85] Youth, buoyant activity, and animal spirits, hold

absolute antipathy with old age as well as with death; nor have we, in

the hey-day of life, any more than in the thoughtlessness of childhood,

the remotest conception how

‘This sensible warm motion can become

A kneaded clod’—

nor how sanguine, florid health and vigour, shall ‘turn to withered,

weak, and grey.’ Or if in a moment of idle speculation we indulge in

this notion of the close of life as a theory, it is amazing at what a

distance it seems; what a long, leisurely interval there is between;

what a contrast its slow and solemn approach affords to our present gay

dreams of existence! We eye the farthest verge of the horizon, and think

what a way we shall have to look back upon, ere we arrive at our

journey’s end; and without our in the least suspecting it, the mists are

at our feet, and the shadows of age encompass us. The two divisions of

our lives have melted into each other: the extreme points close and meet

with none of that romantic interval stretching out between them, that we

had reckoned upon; and for the rich, melancholy, solemn hues of age,

‘the sear, the yellow leaf,’ the deepening shadows of an autumnal

evening, we only feel a dank, cold mist, encircling all objects, after

the spirit of youth is fled. There is no inducement to look forward; and

what is worse, little interest in looking back to what has become so

trite and common. The pleasures of our existence have worn themselves

out, are ‘gone into the wastes of time,’ or have turned their

indifferent side to us: the pains by their repeated blows have worn us

out, and have left us neither spirit nor inclination to encounter them

again in retrospect. We do not want to rip up old grievances, nor to

renew our youth like the phœnix, nor to live our lives twice over. Once

is enough. As the tree falls, so let it lie. Shut up the book and close

the account once for all!

It has been thought by some that life is like the exploring of a passage

that grows narrower and darker the farther we advance, without a

possibility of ever turning back, and where we are stifled for want of

breath at last. For myself, I do not complain of the greater thickness

of the atmosphere as I approach the narrow house. I felt it more,

formerly,[86] when the idea alone seemed to suppress a thousand rising

hopes, and weighed upon the pulses of the blood. At present I rather

feel a thinness and want of support, I stretch out my hand to some

object and find none, I am too much in a world of abstraction; the naked

map of life is spread out before me, and in the emptiness and desolation

I see Death coming to meet me. In my youth I could not behold him for

the crowd of objects and feelings, and Hope stood always between us,

saying—‘Never mind that old fellow!’ If I had lived indeed, I should not

care to die. But I do not like a contract of pleasure broken off

unfulfilled, a marriage with joy unconsummated, a promise of happiness

rescinded. My public and private hopes have been left a ruin, or remain

only to mock me. I would wish them to be re-edified. I should like to

see some prospect of good to mankind, such as my life began with. I

should like to leave some sterling work behind me. I should like to have

some friendly hand to consign me to the grave. On these conditions I am

ready, if not willing, to depart. I shall then write on my tomb—GRATEFUL

AND CONTENTED! But I have thought and suffered too much to be willing to

have thought and suffered in vain.—In looking back, it sometimes appears

to me as if I had in a manner slept out my life in a dream or shadow on

the side of the hill of knowledge, where I have fed on books, on

thoughts, on pictures, and only heard in half-murmurs the trampling of

busy feet, or the noises of the throng below. Waked out of this dim,

twilight existence, and startled with the passing scene, I have felt a

wish to descend to the world of realities, and join in the chase. But I

fear too late, and that I had better return to my bookish chimeras and

indolence once more! _Zanetto, lascia le donne, et studia la

matematica._ I will think of it.

It is not wonderful that the contemplation and fear of death become more

familiar to us as we approach nearer to it: that life seems to ebb with

the decay of blood and youthful spirits; and that as we find every thing

about us subject to chance and change, as our strength and beauty die,

as our hopes and passions, our friends and our affections leave us, we

begin by degrees to feel ourselves mortal!

I have never seen death but once, and that was in an infant. It is years

ago. The look was calm and placid, and the face was fair and firm. It

was as if a waxen image had been laid out in the coffin, and strewed

with innocent flowers. It was not like death, but more like an image of

life! No breath moved the lips, no pulse stirred, no sight or sound

would enter those eyes or ears more. While I looked at it, I saw no pain

was there; it seemed to smile at the short pang of life which was over:

but I could not bear the coffin-lid to be closed—it seemed to stifle me;

and still as the nettles wave in a corner of the churchyard over his

little grave, the welcome breeze helps to refresh me, and ease the

tightness at my breast!

An ivory or marble image, like Chantry’s monument of the two children,

is contemplated with pure delight. Why do we not grieve and fret that

the marble is not alive, or fancy that it has a shortness of breath? It

never was alive; and it is the difficulty of making the transition from

life to death, the struggle between the two in our imagination, that

confounds their properties painfully together, and makes us conceive

that the infant that is but just dead, still wants to breathe, to enjoy,

and look about it, and is prevented by the icy hand of death, locking up

its faculties and benumbing its senses; so that, if it could, it would

complain of its own hard state. Perhaps religious considerations

reconcile the mind to this change sooner than any others, by

representing the spirit as fled to another sphere, and leaving the body

behind it. So in reflecting on death generally, we mix up the idea of

life with it, and thus make it the ghastly monster it is. We think how

we should feel, not how the dead feel.

‘Still from the tomb the voice of nature cries;

Even in our ashes live their wonted fires!’

There is an admirable passage on this subject in TUCKER’S _Light of

Nature Pursued_, which I shall transcribe, as by much the best

illustration I can offer of it.

‘The melancholy appearance of a lifeless body, the mansion provided for

it to inhabit, dark, cold, close and solitary, are shocking to the

imagination; but it is to the imagination only, not the understanding;

for whoever consults this faculty will see at first glance, that there

is nothing dismal in all these circumstances: if the corpse were kept

wrapped up in a warm bed, with a roasting fire in the chamber, it would

feel no comfortable warmth therefrom; were store of tapers lighted up as

soon as day shuts in, it would see no objects to divert it; were it left

at large it would have no liberty, nor if surrounded with company would

be cheered thereby; neither are the distorted features expressions of

pain, uneasiness, or distress. This every one knows, and will readily

allow upon being suggested, yet still cannot behold, nor even cast a

thought upon those objects without shuddering; for knowing that a living

person must suffer grievously under such appearances, they become

habitually formidable to the mind, and strike a mechanical horror, which

is increased by the customs of the world around us.’

There is usually one pang added voluntarily and unnecessarily to the

fear of death, by our affecting to compassionate the loss which others

will have in us. If that were all, we might reasonably set our minds at

rest. The pathetic exhortation on country tombstones, ‘Grieve not for

me, my wife and children dear,’ &c. is for the most part speedily

followed to the letter. We do not leave so great a void in society as we

are inclined to imagine, partly to magnify our own importance, and

partly to console ourselves by sympathy. Even in the same family the gap

is not so great; the wound closes up sooner than we should expect. Nay,

_our room_ is not unfrequently thought better than _our company_. People

walk along the streets the day after our deaths just as they did before,

and the crowd is not diminished. While we were living, the world seemed

in a manner to exist only for us, for our delight and amusement, because

it contributed to them. But our hearts cease to beat, and it goes on as

usual, and thinks no more about us than it did in our life-time. The

million are devoid of sentiment, and care as little for you or me as if

we belonged to the moon. We live the week over in the Sunday’s paper, or

are decently interred in some obituary at the month’s end! It is not

surprising that we are forgotten so soon after we quit this mortal

stage: we are scarcely noticed, while we are on it. It is not merely

that our names are not known in China—they have hardly been heard of in

the next street. We are hand and glove with the universe, and think the

obligation is mutual. This is an evident fallacy. If this, however, does

not trouble us now, it will not hereafter. A handful of dust can have no

quarrel to pick with its neighbours, or complaint to make against

Providence, and might well exclaim, if it had but an understanding and a

tongue, ‘Go thy ways, old world, swing round in blue ether, voluble to

every age, you and I shall no more jostle!’

It is amazing how soon the rich and titled, and even some of those who

have wielded great political power, are forgotten.

‘A little rule, a little sway,

Is all the great and mighty have

Betwixt the cradle and the grave’—

and, after its short date, they hardly leave a name behind them. ‘A

great man’s memory may, at the common rate, survive him half a year.’

His heirs and successors take his titles, his power, and his wealth—all

that made him considerable or courted by others; and he has left nothing

else behind him either to delight or benefit the world. Posterity are

not by any means so disinterested as they are supposed to be. They give

their gratitude and admiration only in return for benefits conferred.

They cherish the memory of those to whom they are indebted for

instruction and delight; and they cherish it just in proportion to the

instruction and delight they are conscious they receive. The sentiment

of admiration springs immediately from this ground; and cannot be

otherwise than well founded.[87]

The effeminate clinging to life as such, as a general or abstract idea,

is the effect of a highly civilised and artificial state of society. Men

formerly plunged into all the vicissitudes and dangers of war, or staked

their all upon a single die, or some one passion, which if they could

not have gratified, life became a burthen to them—now our strongest

passion is to think, our chief amusement is to read new plays, new

poems, new novels, and this we may do at our leisure, in perfect

security, _ad infinitum_. If we look into the old histories and

romances, before the _belles-lettres_ neutralised human affairs and

reduced passion to a state of mental equivocation, we find the heroes

and heroines not setting their lives ‘at a pin’s fee,’ but rather

courting opportunities of throwing them away in very wantonness of

spirit. They raise their fondness for some favourite pursuit to its

height, to a pitch of madness, and think no price too dear to pay for

its full gratification. Every thing else is dross. They go to death as

to a bridal bed, and sacrifice themselves or others without remorse at

the shrine of love, of honour, of religion, or any other prevailing

feeling. Romeo runs his ‘sea-sick, weary bark upon the rocks’ of death,

the instant he finds himself deprived of his Juliet; and she clasps his

neck in their last agonies, and follows him to the same fatal shore. One

strong idea takes possession of the mind and overrules every other; and

even life itself, joyless without that, becomes an object of

indifference or loathing. There is at least more of imagination in such

a state of things, more vigour of feeling and promptitude to act than in

our lingering, languid, protracted attachment to life for its own poor

sake. It is, perhaps, also better, as well as more heroical, to strike

at some daring or darling object, and if we fail in that, to take the

consequences manfully, than to renew the lease of a tedious, spiritless,

charmless existence, merely (as Pierre says) ‘to lose it afterwards in

some vile brawl’ for some worthless object. Was there not a spirit of

martyrdom as well as a spice of the reckless energy of barbarism in this

bold defiance of death? Had not religion something to do with it; the

implicit belief in a future life, which rendered this of less value, and

embodied something beyond it to the imagination; so that the rough

soldier, the infatuated lover, the valorous knight, &c. could afford to

throw away the present venture, and take a leap into the arms of

futurity, which the modern sceptic shrinks back from, with all his

boasted reason and vain philosophy, weaker than a woman! I cannot help

thinking so myself; but I have endeavoured to explain this point before,

and will not enlarge farther on it here.

A life of action and danger moderates the dread of death. It not only

gives us fortitude to bear pain, but teaches us at every step the

precarious tenure on which we hold our present being. Sedentary and

studious men are the most apprehensive on this score. Dr. Johnson was an

instance in point. A few years seemed to him soon over, compared with

those sweeping contemplations on time and infinity with which he had

been used to pose himself. In the _still-life_ of a man of letters,

there was no obvious reason for a change. He might sit in an arm-chair

and pour out cups of tea to all eternity. Would it had been possible for

him to do so! The most rational cure after all for the inordinate fear

of death is to set a just value on life. If we merely wish to continue

on the scene to indulge our headstrong humours and tormenting passions,

we had better begone at once: and if we only cherish a fondness for

existence according to the good we derive from it, the pang we feel at

parting with it will not be very severe!

End of TABLE-TALK

MR. NORTHCOTE’S CONVERSATIONS

BIBLIOGRAPHICAL NOTE

The _Conversations of James Northcote, Esq., R.A._, were published in

the _New Monthly Magazine_ in 1826 and 1827, entitled ‘Boswell

Redivivus.’ Revised and added to, they were published in volume form (8

× 5 inches) by Henry Colburn and Richard Bentley, New Burlington Street,

London, in 1830, with a portrait of ‘James Northcote, Esq., R.A. in his

82nd Year. Engraved by T. Wright after a drawing by A. Wivell,’ and the

following motto on the title-page:—

‘The precepts here of a divine old man

I could recite.

ARMSTRONG.’

The volume was printed by C. Whiting, Beaufort House, Strand, and its

text is that of the present issue.

CONVERSATION THE FIRST

Called on Mr. Northcote; had, as usual, an interesting conversation.

Spoke of some account of Lord Byron in a newspaper, which he thought

must be like. ‘The writer says, he did not wish to be thought merely a

great poet. My sister asked, “What then did he wish to be thought?” Why,

I’ll tell you; he wished to be something different from every body else.

As to nobility, there were many others before him, so that he could not

rely upon that; and then, as to poetry, there are so many wretched

creatures that pretend to the name, that he looked at it with disgust:

he thought himself as distinct from them as the stars in the firmament.

It comes to what Sir Joshua used to say, that a man who is at the head

of his profession is above it. I remember being at Cosway’s, where they

were recommending some charitable institution for the relief of decayed

artists; and I said I would not be of it, for it was holding out a

temptation to idleness, and bringing those into the profession who were

not fit for it. Some one who wanted to flatter me observed, “I wonder

you should talk in this manner, who are under such obligations to the

art!” I answered immediately, “If I am to take your compliment as I

believe it is meant, I might answer, that it is the art that is under

obligations to me, not I to it. Do you suppose that Rubens, Titian, and

others were under obligations to the art—they who raised it from

obscurity and made it all that it is? What would the art be without

these?” The world in general, as Miss Reynolds used to say, with

reference to her brother, think no more of a painter than they do of a

fiddler or a dancing-master or a piano-forte-maker. And so of a poet. I

have always said of that dispute about burying Lord Byron in Poet’s

Corner, that he would have resisted it violently if he could have known

of it. Not but there were many very eminent names there, with whom he

would like to be associated; but then there were others that he would

look down upon. If they had laid him there, he would have got up again.

No; I’ll tell you where they should have laid him—if they had buried him

with the kings in Henry VII. Chapel, he would have had no objection to

that! One cannot alter the names of things, or the prejudices of the

world respecting them, to suit one’s convenience. I once went with

Hoppner to the hustings to vote for Horne Tooke; and when they asked me

what I was, I said, a painter. At this Hoppner was very mad all the way

home, and said I should have called myself a portrait-painter. I

replied, the world had no time to trouble their heads about such

distinctions. I afterwards asked Kemble, who agreed I was right, that he

always called himself a player,’ &c.

I then observed, I had been to the play with G. and his daughter, from

the last of whom I had learnt something about Lord Byron’s conversation.

‘What!’ he said, ‘the beauty-daughter?’ I said, ‘Do you think her a

beauty, then?’—‘Why no, she rather thinks herself one, and yet there is

something about her that would pass for such. Girls generally find out

where to place themselves. She’s clever too; isn’t she?’—‘Oh!

yes.’—‘What did she tell you about Lord Byron? because I am curious to

know all about him.’—‘I asked her if it was true that Lord Byron was so

poor a creature as H— represented him? She at first misunderstood me,

and said, nothing could be meaner than he was, and gave some instances

of it. I said, that was not what I meant; that I could believe any thing

of that kind of him; that whatever he took in his head he would carry to

extremes, regardless of every thing but the feeling of the moment; but

that I could not conceive him to be in conversation, or in any other

way, a flat and _common-place_ person.[88] “Oh! no,” she said, “he was

not. H— was hardly a fair judge. The other had not behaved well to him,

and whenever they met, H— always began some kind of argument, and as

Lord Byron could not argue, they made but a bad piece of business of it,

and it ended unsatisfactorily for all parties.” I said, H— was too apt

to put people to their trumps, or to force them upon doing not what

_they_ could do, but what he thought _he_ could do. He, however, not

only gave his own opinion, but said, Mr. S— could only just endure Lord

Byron’s company. This seemed to me odd; for though he might be neither

orator nor philosopher, yet any thing he might say or only stammer out

in broken sentences, must be interesting: a glance, a gesture would be

full of meaning; or he would make one look about one like the tree in

Virgil, that expressed itself by groans. To this she assented, and

observed—“At least S— and myself found it so; for we generally sat with

him till morning. He was perhaps a little moody and reserved at first;

but by touching on certain strings, he began to unbend, and gave the

most extraordinary accounts of his own feelings and adventures that

could be imagined. Besides, he was very handsome, and it was some

satisfaction to look at a head at once so beautiful and expressive!” I

repeated what H— told me, that when he and Lord Byron met in Italy, they

did not know one another; he himself from having grown so thin, and

Byron from having grown so fat, like a great chubby school-boy—a

circumstance which shocked his lordship so much, that he took to

drinking vinegar at a great rate, that he might recover the figure of

the stripling God. I mentioned some things that H— had reported of Lord

Byron; such as his saying, “He never cared for any thing above a

day,”—which might be merely in a fit of spleen, or from the spirit of

contradiction, or to avoid an imputation of _sentimentality_.’—‘Oh!’

said Northcote, ‘that will never do, to take things literally that are

uttered in a moment of irritation. You do not express your own opinion,

but one as opposite as possible to that of the person that has provoked

you. You get as far from a person you have taken a pique against as you

can, just as you turn off the pavement to get out of the way of a

chimney-sweeper; but it is not to be supposed you prefer walking in the

mud, for all that! I have often been ashamed myself of speeches I have

made in that way, which have been repeated to me as _good things_, when

all I meant was that I would say any thing sooner than agree to the

nonsense or affectation I heard. You then set yourself against what you

think a wrong bias in another, and are not like a wall but a buttress—as

far from the right line as your antagonist; and the more absurd he is,

the more so do you become. Before you attend to what any one says, you

should ask, Was he talking to a fool or a wise man? No; H— would make

Lord Byron tributary to him, or would make him out to be nothing. I

wonder you admire him as you do, and compare him to the wits of Charles

II. It isn’t writing verses or painting a picture—that, as Sir Joshua

used to say, is what every body can do: but it is the doing something

more than any body else can do that entitles the poet or the artist to

distinction, or makes the work live. But these people shut themselves up

in a little circle of their own, and fancy all the world are looking at

them.’ I said, H— had been spoiled by flattery when he was young. ‘Oh!

no,’ he said, ‘it was not that. Sir Joshua was not spoiled by flattery,

and yet he had as much of it as any body need have; but he was looking

out to see what the world said of him, or thinking what figure he should

make by the side of Correggio or Vandyke, not pluming himself on being a

better painter than some one in the next street, or being surprised that

the people at his own table spoke in praise of his pictures. It is a

little mind that is taken up with the nearest object, or puffed up with

immediate notice: to do any thing great, we must look out of ourselves

and see things upon a broader scale.’

I told Northcote I had promised H— I would bring him to see him; and

then, said I, you would think as favourably of him as I do, and every

body else that knows him. ‘But you didn’t say any thing in my praise to

induce him to come?’—‘Oh! yes; I exerted all my eloquence.’—‘That wasn’t

the way. You should have said I was a poor creature, perhaps amusing for

half an hour or so, or curious to see like a little dried mummy in a

museum: but he would not hear of your having two idols! Depend upon it,

he’ll not come. Such characters only want to be surrounded with

satellites or echoes: and that is one reason they never improve. True

genius, as well as wisdom, is ever docile, humble, vigilant, and ready

to acknowledge the merit it seeks to appropriate from every quarter.

That was Fuseli’s mistake. Nothing was good enough for him, that was not

a repetition of himself. So once when I told him of a very fine Vandyke,

he made answer—“And what is it? A little bit of colour. I wouldn’t go

across the way to see it.” On my telling this to Sir Joshua, he

said—“Ay, he’ll repent it, he’ll repent it!” W— is another of those who

would narrow the universe to their own standard. It is droll to see how

hard you labour to prop him up too, and seem to fancy he’ll live.’—‘I

think he stands a better chance than Lord Byron. He has added one

original feature to our poetry, which the other has not; and this, you

know, Sir, by your own rule, gives him the best title.’—‘Yes; but the

little bit that he has added is not enough. None but great objects can

be seen at a distance. If posterity looked at it with your eyes, they

might think his poetry curious and pretty. But consider how many Sir

Walter Scotts, how many Lord Byrons, how many Dr. Johnsons there will be

in the next hundred years; how many reputations will rise and sink in

that time; and do you imagine, amid these conflicting and important

claims, such trifles as descriptions of daisies and idiot-boys (however

well they may be done) will not be swept away in the tide of time, like

straws and weeds by the torrent? No; the world can only keep in view the

principal and most perfect productions of human ingenuity; such works as

Dryden’s, Pope’s, and a few others, that from their unity, their

completeness, their polish have the stamp of immortality upon them, and

seem indestructible like an element of nature. There are few of these: I

fear your friend W— is not one.’

I said, I thought one circumstance against him was the want of

popularity in his life-time. Few people made much noise after their

deaths who did not do so while they were living. Posterity could not be

supposed to rake into the records of past times for the Illustrious

Obscure; and only ratified or annulled the lists of great names handed

down to them by the voice of common fame. Few people recovered from the

neglect or obloquy of their contemporaries. The public would hardly be

at the pains to try the same cause twice over, or did not like to

reverse its own sentence, at least when on the unfavourable side. There

was Hobbes, for instance: he had a bad name while living, and it was of

no use to think at this time of day of doing him justice. While the

priests and politicians were tearing him in pieces for his atheism and

arbitrary principles, Mr. Locke stole his philosophy from him; and I

would fain see any one restore it to the right owner. Quote the passages

one by one, show that every principle of the modern metaphysical system

was contained in Hobbes, and that all that succeeding writers have done

was to deduce from Mr. Locke’s imperfect concessions the very

consequences, ‘armed all in proof,’ that already existed in an entire

and unmutilated state in his predecessor; and you shall the next day

hear Mr. Locke spoken of as the father of English philosophy as

currently and confidently as if not the shadow of a doubt had ever been

started on the subject. Mr. Hobbes, by the boldness and

comprehensiveness of his views, had shocked the prejudices and drawn

down upon his head the enmity of his contemporaries: Mr. Locke, by going

more cautiously to work, and only admitting as much at a time as the

public mind would bear, prepared the way for the rest of Mr. Hobbes’s

philosophy, and for a vast reputation for himself, which nothing can

impugn. Stat nominis umbra. The world are too far off to distinguish

names from things; and call Mr. Locke the first of English philosophers,

as they call a star by a particular name, because others call it so.

They also dislike to have their confidence in a great name destroyed,

and fear, that by displacing one of their favoured idols from its niche

in the Temple of Fame, they may endanger the whole building.

NORTHCOTE—‘Why, I thought Hobbes stood as high as any body. I have

always heard him spoken of in that light. It is not his capacity that

people dispute, but they object to his character. The world will not

encourage vice, for their own sakes; and they give a casting-vote in

favour of virtue. Mr. Locke was a modest, conscientious enquirer after

truth, and the world had the sagacity to see this and to be willing to

give him a hearing; the other, I conceive, was a bully, and a bad man

into the bargain, and they did not want to be bullied into truth or to

sanction licentiousness. This is unavoidable; for the desire of

knowledge is but one principle of the mind. It was the same with Tom

Paine. Nobody can deny that he was a very fine writer and a very

sensible man; but he flew in the face of a whole generation, and no

wonder that they were too much for him, and that his name is become a

bye-word with such multitudes, for no other reason than that he did not

care what offence he gave them by contradicting all their most

inveterate prejudices. If you insult a room-full of people, you will be

kicked out of it. So neither will the world at large be insulted with

impunity. If you tell a whole country that they are fools and knaves,

they will not return the compliment by crying you up as the pink of

wisdom and honesty. Nor will those who come after be very apt to take up

your quarrel. It was not so much Paine’s being a republican or an

unbeliever, as the manner in which he brought his opinions forward

(which showed self-conceit and want of feeling) that subjected him to

obloquy. People did not like the temper of the man: it falls under the

article of moral virtue. There are some reputations that are great,

merely because they are amiable. There is Dr. Watts: look at the

encomiums passed on him by Dr. Johnson; and yet to what, according to

his statement, does his merit amount? Why only to this, that he did that

best which none can do well, and employed his talents uniformly for the

welfare of mankind. He was a good man, and the voice of the public has

given him credit for being a great one. The world may be forced to do

homage to great talents, but they only bow willingly to these when they

are joined with benevolence and modesty; nor will they put weapons into

the hands of the bold and unprincipled sophist to be turned against

their own interests and wishes.’ I said, there was a great deal in the

manner of bringing truth forward to influence its reception with the

reader; for not only did we resent unwelcome novelties advanced with an

insolent and dogmatical air; but we were even ready to give up our

favourite notions, when we saw them advocated in a harsh and intolerant

manner by those of our own party, sooner than submit to the pretensions

of blindfold presumption. If any thing could make me a bigot, it would

be the arrogance of the free-thinker; if any thing could make me a

slave, it would be the sordid sneering fopperies and sweeping clauses of

the liberal party. Renegadoes are generally made so, not by the

overtures of their adversaries, but by disgust at the want of candour

and moderation in their friends. Northcote replied—‘To be sure, there

was nothing more painful than to have one’s own opinions disfigured or

thrust down one’s throat by impertinence and folly; and that once when a

pedantic coxcomb was crying up Raphael to the skies, he could not help

saying—“If there was nothing in Raphael but what _you_ see in him, we

should not now have been talking of him!”’

CONVERSATION THE SECOND

When I called, I found Mr. Northcote painting a portrait of himself.

Another stood on an easel. He asked me, which I thought most like? I

said, the one he was about was the best, but not good enough. It looks

like a physician or a member of parliament, but it ought to look like

something more—a Cardinal or a Spanish Inquisitor! I do not think you

ought to proceed in painting your own face as you do with some

others—that is, by trying to improve upon it: you have only to make it

like; for the more like it is, the better it will be as a picture. ‘Oh!

he tried to make it like.’ I found I had got upon a wrong scent. Mr.

Northcote, as an artist, was not bound to have a fine head, but he was

bound to paint one. I am always a very bad courtier; and think of what

strikes me, and not of the effect upon others. So I once tried to

compliment a very handsome _brunette_, by telling her how much I admired

dark beauties. ‘Oh!’ said Northcote, ‘you should have told her she was

fair. She did not like _black_, though you did!’ After all, there is a

kind of selfishness in this plain-speaking. In the present case, it set

us wrong the whole morning, and I had to stay longer than usual to

recover the old track. I was continually in danger of oversetting a

stand with a small looking-glass, which Northcote particularly cautioned

me not to touch; and every now and then he was prying into the glass by

stealth, to see if the portrait was like. He had on a green velvet-cap,

and looked very like Titian.

Northcote then turning round, said, ‘I wanted to ask you about a speech

you made the other day: you said you thought you could have made

something of portrait, but that you never could have painted history.

What did you mean by that?’—‘Oh! all I meant was, that sometimes when I

see a fine Titian or Rembrandt, I feel as if I could have done something

of the same kind with the proper pains, but I have never the same

feeling with respect to Raphael. My admiration is there utterly unmixed

with emulation or regret. In fact, I see what is before me, but I have

no invention.’

NORTHCOTE—‘You do not know till you try. There is not so much difference

as you imagine. Portrait often runs into history, and history into

portrait, without our knowing it. Expression is common to both, and that

is the chief difficulty. The greatest history-painters have always been

able portrait-painters. How should a man paint a thing in motion, if he

cannot paint it still? But the great point is to catch the prevailing

look and character: if you are master of this, you can make almost what

use of it you please. If a portrait has force, it will do for history;

and if history is well painted, it will do for portrait. This is what

gave dignity to Sir Joshua: his portraits had always that determined air

and character that you know what to think of them as if you had seen

them engaged in the most decided action. So Fuseli said of Titian’s

picture of Paul III. and his two nephews, “That is true history!” Many

of the groups in the Vatican, by Raphael, are only collections of fine

portraits. That is why West, Barry, and others pretended to despise

portrait, because they could not do it, and it would only expose their

want of truth and nature. No! if you can give the _look_, you need not

fear painting history. Yet how difficult that is, and on what slight

causes it depends! It is not enough that it is seen, unless it is at the

same time felt. How odd it seems, that often while you are looking at a

face, and though you perceive no difference in the features, yet you

find they have undergone a total alteration of expression! What a fine

hand then is required to trace what the eye can scarcely be said to

distinguish! So I used to contend against Sir Joshua that Raphael had

triumphed over this difficulty in the Miracle of Bolsena, where he has

given the internal blush of the unbelieving priest at seeing the wafer

turned into blood—the colour to be sure assists, but the look of

stupefaction and shame is also there in the most marked degree. Sir

Joshua said it was my fancy, but I am as convinced of it as I am of my

existence; and the proof is that otherwise he has done nothing. There is

no story without it; but he has trusted to the expression to tell the

story, instead of leaving the expression to be made out from the story.

I have often observed the same thing in myself, when I have blamed any

one as mildly as I could, not using any violence of language, nor indeed

intending to hurt; and I have afterwards wondered at the effect; my

sister has said, “You should have seen your look,” but I did not know of

it myself.—I said, ‘If you had, it would have been less felt by others.’

An instance of this made me laugh not long ago. I was offended at a

waiter for very ill behaviour at an inn at Calais; and while he was out

of the room, I was putting on as angry a look as I could, but I found

this sort of previous rehearsal to no purpose. The instant he returned

into the room, I gave him a look that I felt made it unnecessary to tell

him what I thought.’—‘To be sure, he would see it immediately.’—‘And

don’t you think, Sir,’ I said, ‘that this explains the difficulty of

fine acting, and the difference between good acting and bad—that is,

between face-making or mouthing and genuine passion? To give the last,

an actor must possess the highest truth of imagination, and must undergo

an entire revolution of feeling. Is it wonderful that so many prefer an

artificial to a natural actor, the mask to the man, the pompous

pretension to the simple expression? Not at all; the wonder rather is

that people in general judge so right as they do, when they have such

doubtful grounds to go upon; and they would not, but they trust less to

rules or reasoning than to their feelings.’

NORTHCOTE—‘You must come to that at last. The common sense of mankind

(whether a good or a bad one) is the best criterion you have to appeal

to. You necessarily impose upon yourself in judging of your own works.

Whenever I am trying at an expression, I hang up the picture in the room

and ask people what it means, and if they guess right, I think I have

succeeded. You yourself see the thing as you wish it, or according to

what you have been endeavouring to make it. When I was doing the figures

of Argyll in prison and of his enemy who comes and finds him asleep, I

had a great difficulty to encounter in conveying the expression of the

last—indeed I did it from myself—I wanted to give a look of mingled

remorse and admiration; and when I found that others saw this look in

the sketch I had made, I left off. By going on, I might lose it again.

There is a point of felicity which, whether you fall short of or have

gone beyond it, can only be determined by the effect on the unprejudiced

observer. You cannot be always with your picture to explain it to

others: it must be left to speak for itself. Those who stand before

their pictures and make fine speeches about them, do themselves a world

of harm: a painter should cut out his tongue, if he wishes to succeed.

His language addresses itself not to the ear, but the eye. He should

stick to that as much as possible. Sometimes you hit off an effect

without knowing it. Indeed the happiest results are frequently the most

unconscious. Boaden was here the other day. You don’t remember

Henderson, I suppose?’—‘No.’—‘He says his reading was the most perfect

he ever knew. He thought himself a pretty good reader and a tolerable

mimic; that he succeeded tolerably well in imitating Kemble, Mrs.

Siddons, and others, but that there was something in Henderson’s reading

so superior to all the rest, that he never could come any thing near it.

I told him, You don’t know that: if you were to hear him now, you might

think him even worse than your own imitation of him. We deceive

ourselves as much with respect to the excellences of others as we do

with respect to our own, by dwelling on a favourite idea. In order to

judge, you should ask some one else who remembered him. I spoke to him

about Kemble, whose life he has been lately writing. I said, when he sat

to me for the Richard III. meeting the children, he lent me no

assistance whatever in the expression I wished to give, but remained

quite immoveable, as if he were sitting for an ordinary portrait. Boaden

said, This was his way: he never put himself to any exertion, except in

his professional character. If any one wanted to know his idea of a part

or of a particular passage, his reply always was, “You must come and see

me do it.”’

Northcote then spoke of the boy, as he always calls him (Master Betty).

He asked if I had ever seen him act, and I said, Yes, and was one of his

admirers. He answered, ‘Oh! yes, it was such a beautiful effusion of

natural sensibility; and then that graceful play of the limbs in youth

gave such an advantage over every one about him. Humphreys (the artist)

said, “He had never seen the little Apollo off the pedestal before.” You

see the same thing in the boys at Westminster-School. But no one was

equal to him.’ Mr. Northcote alluded with pleasure to his unaffected

manners when a boy, and mentioned as an instance of his simplicity, his

saying one day, ‘If they admire me so much, what would they say to Mr.

Harley?’ (a tragedian in the same strolling company with himself.) We

then spoke of his acting since he was grown up. Northcote said, ‘He went

to see him one night with Fuseli, in _Alexander the Great_, and that he

observed coming out, they could get nobody to do it better.’—‘Nor so

well,’ said Fuseli. A question being put, ‘Why then could he not succeed

at present?’—‘Because,’ said Northcote, ‘the world will never admire

twice. The first surprise was excited by his being a boy; and when that

was over, nothing could bring them back again to the same point, not

though he had turned out a second Roscius. They had taken a surfeit of

their idol, and wanted something new. Nothing he could do could astonish

them so much the second time, as the youthful prodigy had done the first

time; and therefore he must always appear as a foil to himself, and seem

comparatively flat and insipid. Garrick kept up the fever of public

admiration as long as any body; but when he returned to the stage after

a short absence, no one went to see him. It was the same with Sir

Joshua: latterly Romney drew all his sitters from him. So they say the

Exhibition is worse every year, though it is just the same, there are

the same subjects and the same painters. Admiration is a forced tribute,

and to extort it from mankind (envious and ignorant as they are) they

must be taken unawares.’ I remarked—‘It was the same in books; if an

author was only equal to himself, he was always said to fall off. The

blow to make the same impression must be doubled, because we are

prepared for it. We give him the whole credit of his first successful

production, because it was altogether unexpected; but if he does not

rise as much above himself in the second instance, as the first was

above nothing, we are disappointed and say he has fallen off, for our

feelings are not equally excited.’—‘Just,’ said Northcote, ‘as in

painting a portrait: people are surprised at the first sitting, and

wonder to see how you have got on: but I tell them they will never see

so much done again; for at first there was nothing but a blank canvas to

work upon, but afterwards you have to improve upon your own design, and

this at every step becomes more and more difficult. It puts me in mind

of an observation of Opie’s, that it was wrong to suppose that people

went on improving to the last in any art or profession: on the contrary,

they put their best ideas into their first works (which they have been

qualifying themselves to undertake all their lives before); and what

they gain afterwards in correctness and refinement, they lose in

originality and vigour.’ I assented to this as a very striking and (as I

thought) sound remark. He said, ‘I wish you had known Opie: he was a

very original-minded man. Mrs. Siddons used to say—“I like to meet Mr.

Opie; for then I always hear something I did not know before.” I do not

say that he was always right; but he always put your thoughts into a new

track, that was worth following. I was very fond of Opie’s conversation;

and I remember once when I was expressing my surprise at his having so

little of the Cornish dialect; “Why,” he said, “the reason is, I never

spoke at all till I knew you and Wolcott.” He was a true genius. Mr. —

is a person of great judgment; but I do not learn so much from him. I

think this is the difference between sense and genius;—a man of genius

judges for himself, and you hear nothing but what is original from him:

but a man of sense or with a knowledge of the world, judges as others

do; and he is on this account the safest guide to follow, though not,

perhaps, the most instructive companion. I recollect Miss Reynolds

making nearly the same observation. She said—“I don’t know how it is; I

don’t think Miss C— a very clever woman, and yet, whenever I am at a

loss about any thing, I always go to consult her, and her advice is

almost sure to be right.” The reason was, that this lady, instead of

taking her own view of the subject (as a person of superior capacity

might have been tempted to do) considered only what light others would

view it in, and pronounced her decision according to the prevailing

rules and maxims of the world. When old Dr. — married his housemaid,

Sterne, on hearing of it, exclaimed, “Ay, I always thought him a genius,

and now I’m sure of it!” The truth was (and this was what Sterne meant),

that Dr. — saw a thousand virtues in this woman which nobody else did,

and could give a thousand reasons for his choice, that no one about him

had the wit to answer: but nature took its usual course, and the event

turned out as he had been forewarned, according to the former experience

of the world in such matters. His being in the wrong did not prove him

to be less a genius, though it might impeach his judgment or prudence.

He was, in fact, wiser, and saw more of the matter than any one of his

neighbours, who might advise him to the contrary; but he was not so wise

as the collective experience or common sense of mankind on the subject,

which his more cautious friends merely echoed. It is only the man of

genius who has any right or temptation to make a fool of himself, by

setting up his own unsupported decision against that of the majority. He

feels himself superior to any individual in the crowd, and therefore

rashly undertakes to act in defiance of the whole mass of prejudice and

opinion opposed to him. It is safe and easy to travel in a stage-coach

from London to Salisbury: but it would require great strength, boldness,

and sagacity to go in a straight line across the country.’

CONVERSATION THE THIRD

Northcote began by saying, ‘You don’t much like Sir Joshua, I know; but

I think that is one of your prejudices. If I was to compare him with

Vandyke and Titian, I should say that Vandyke’s portraits are like

pictures (very perfect ones, no doubt), Sir Joshua’s like the reflection

in a looking-glass, and Titian’s like the real people. There is an

atmosphere of light and shade about Sir Joshua’s, which neither of the

others have in the same degree, together with a vagueness that gives

them a visionary and romantic character, and makes them seem like dreams

or vivid recollections of persons we have seen. I never could mistake

Vandyke’s for any thing but pictures, and I go up to them to examine

them as such: when I see a fine Sir Joshua, I can neither suppose it to

be a mere picture nor a man; and I almost involuntarily turn back to

ascertain if it is not some one behind me reflected in the glass: when I

see a Titian, I am riveted to it, and I can no more take my eye off from

it, than if it were the very individual in the room. That,’ he said,

‘is, I think, peculiar to Titian, that you feel on your good behaviour

in the presence of his keen-looking heads, as if you were before

company.’ I mentioned that I thought Sir Joshua more like Rembrandt than

like either Titian or Vandyke: he enveloped objects in the same

brilliant haze of a previous mental conception.—‘Yes,’ he said; ‘but

though Sir Joshua borrowed a great deal, he drew largely from himself:

or rather, it was a strong and peculiar feeling of nature working in him

and forcing its way out in spite of all impediments, and that made

whatever he touched his own. In spite of his deficiency in drawing, and

his want of academic rules and a proper education, you see this breaking

out like a devil in all his works. It is this that has stamped him.

There is a charm in his portraits, a mingled softness and force, a

grasping at the end with nothing harsh or unpleasant in the means, that

you will find nowhere else. He may go out of fashion for a time: but you

must come back to him again, while a thousand imitators and academic

triflers are forgotten. This proves him to have been a real genius. The

same thing, however, made him a very bad master. He knew nothing of

rules which are alone to be taught; and he could not communicate his

instinctive feeling of beauty or character to others. I learnt nothing

from him while I was with him: and none of his scholars (if I may except

myself) ever made any figure at all. He only gave us his pictures to

copy. Sir Joshua undoubtedly got his first ideas of the art from Gandy,

though he lost them under Hudson; but he easily recovered them

afterwards. That is a picture of Gandy’s there (pointing to a portrait

of a little girl). If you look into it, you will find the same broken

surface and varying outline, that was so marked a characteristic of Sir

Joshua. There was nothing he hated so much as a distinct outline, as you

see it in Mengs and the French school. Indeed, he ran into the opposite

extreme; but it is one of the great beauties of art to show it waving

and retiring, now losing and then recovering itself again, as it always

does in nature, without any of that stiff, edgy appearance, which only

pedants affect or admire. Gandy was never out of Devonshire: but his

portraits are common there. His father was patronized by the Duke of

Ormond, and one reason why the son never came out of his native county

was, that when the Duke of Ormond was implicated in the rebellion to

restore the Pretender in 1715, he affected to be thought too deep in his

Grace’s confidence and a person of too much consequence to venture up to

London, so that he chose to remain in a voluntary exile.’ I asked

Northcote if he remembered the name of Stringer at the Academy, when he

first came up to town. He said he did, and that he drew very well, and

once put the figure for him in a better position to catch the

foreshortening. He inquired if I knew any thing about him, and I said I

had once vainly tried to copy a head of a youth by him admirably drawn

and coloured, and in which he had attempted to give the effect of double

vision by a second outline accompanying the contour of the face and

features. Though the design might not be in good taste, it was executed

in a way that made it next to impossible to imitate. I called on him

afterwards at his house at Knutsford, where I saw some spirited comic

sketches in an unfinished state,[89] and a capital female figure by

Cignani. All his skill and love of art had, I found, been sacrificed to

his delight in Cheshire ale and the company of country-squires. Tom

Kershaw, of Manchester, used to say, that he would rather have been Dan

Stringer than Sir Joshua Reynolds at twenty years of age. Kershaw, like

other North-country critics, thought more of the executive power than of

the _æsthetical_ faculty; forgetting that it signifies comparatively

little how well you execute a thing, if it is not worth executing.—In

consequence of something that was said of the egotism of artists, he

observed, ‘I am sometimes thought cold and cynical myself; but I hope it

is not from any such over-weening opinion of myself. I remember once

going with Wilkie to Angerstein’s, and because I stood looking and said

nothing, he seemed dissatisfied, and said, “I suppose you are too much

occupied with admiring, to give me your opinion?” And I answered

hastily, “No, indeed! I was saying to myself, ‘And is this all that the

art can do?’” But this was not, I am sure, an expression of triumph, but

of mortification at the defects which I could not help observing even in

the most accomplished works. I knew they were the best, but I could have

wished them to be a hundred times better than they were.’

Northcote mentioned a conceited painter of the name of Edwards, who went

with Romney to Rome; and when they got into the Sistine Chapel, turning

round to him, said, ‘’Egad! George, we’re bit!’—He then spoke of his own

journey to Rome, of the beauty of the climate, of the manners of the

people, of the imposing effect of the Roman Catholic religion, of its

favourableness to the fine arts, of the churches full of pictures, of

the manner in which he passed his time, studying and looking into all

the rooms in the Vatican: he had no fault to find with Italy, and no

wish to leave it. ‘Gracious and sweet was all he saw in her!’ As he

talked, he looked as if he saw the different objects pass before him,

and his eye glittered with familiar recollections. He said, Raphael did

not scorn to look out of himself or to be beholden to others. He took

whole figures from Masaccio to enrich his designs, because all he wanted

was to advance the art and ennoble human nature. After he saw Michael

Angelo, he improved in freedom and breadth; and if he had lived to see

Titian, he would have done all he could to avail himself of his

colouring. All his works are an effusion of the sweetness and dignity of

his own character. He did not know how to make a picture; but for the

conduct of the fable and the development of passion and feeling (noble

but full of tenderness) there is nobody like him. This is why Hogarth

can never come into the lists. He does not lift us above ourselves: our

curiosity may be gratified by seeing what men are, but our pride must be

soothed by seeing them made better. Why else is Milton preferred to

Hudibras, but because the one aggrandises our notions of human nature,

and the other degrades it? Who will make any comparison between a Madona

of Raphael and a drunken prostitute by Hogarth? Do we not feel more

respect for an inspired Apostle than for a blackguard in the streets?

Raphael points out the highest perfection of which the human form and

faculties are capable, and Hogarth their lowest degradation or most

wretched perversion. Look at his attempts to paint the good or

beautiful, and you see how faint the impressions of these were in his

mind. Yet these are what every one must wish to cherish in his own

bosom, and must feel most thankful for to those who lend him the

powerful assistance of their unrivalled conceptions of true grandeur and

beauty. Sir Joshua strove to do this in his portraits, and this it was

that raised him in public estimation; for we all wish to get rid of

defects and peculiarities as much as we can. He then said of Michael

Angelo, he did not wonder at the fame he had acquired. You are to

consider the state of the art before his time, and that he burst through

the mean and little manner even of such men as Leonardo da Vinci and

Pietro Perugino and through the trammels that confined them, and gave

all at once a gigantic breadth and expansion that had never been seen

before, so that the world were struck with it as with a display of

almost supernatural power, and have never ceased to admire since. We are

not to compare it with the examples of art that have followed since, and

that would never have existed but for him, but with those that preceded

it. He found fault with the figure of the flying monk in the St. Peter

Martyr, as _fluttering_ and theatrical, but agreed with me in admiring

this picture and in my fondness for Titian in general. He mentioned his

going with Prince Hoare and Day to take leave of some fine portraits of

Titian’s that hung in a dark corner of a Gallery at Naples; and as Day

looked at them for the last time with tears in his eyes, he said ‘Ah! he

was a fine old _mouser_!’—I said, I had repeated this expression (which

I had heard him allude to before) somewhere in writing, and was

surprised that people did not know what to make of it. Northcote said,

‘Why, that is exactly what I should have thought. There is the

difference between writing and speaking. In writing, you address the

average quantity of sense or information in the world; in speaking, you

pick your audience, or at least know what they are prepared for, or else

previously explain what you think necessary. _You_ understand the

epithet because you have seen a great number of Titian’s pictures, and

know that cat-like, watchful, penetrating look he gives to all his

faces, which nothing else expresses, perhaps, so well as the phrase Day

made use of: but the world in general know nothing of this; all they

know or believe is, that Titian is a great painter like Raphael or any

other famous person. Suppose any one was to tell you, Raphael was a fine

old mouser: would you not laugh at this as absurd? And yet the other is

equally nonsense or incomprehensible to them. No, there is a limit, a

conversational licence which you cannot carry into writing. This is one

difficulty I have in writing: I do not know the point of familiarity at

which I am to stop; and yet I believe I have ideas, and you say I know

how to express myself in talking.’

I inquired if he remembered much of Johnson, Burke, and that set of

persons? He said, Yes, a good deal, as he had often seen them. Burke

came into Sir Joshua’s painting-room one day, when Northcote, who was

then a young man, was sitting for one of the children in Count Ugolino.

(It is the one in profile with the hand to the face.) He was introduced

as a pupil of Sir Joshua’s, and, on his looking up, Mr. Burke said,

‘Then I see that Mr. Northcote is not only an artist, but has a head

that would do for Titian to paint.’—Goldsmith and Burke had often

violent disputes about politics; the one being a staunch Tory, and the

other at that time a Whig and outrageous anti-courtier. One day he came

into the room, when Goldsmith was there, full of ire and abuse against

the late king, and went on in such a torrent of the most unqualified

invective that Goldsmith threatened to leave the room. The other,

however, persisted; and Goldsmith went out, unable to bear it any

longer. So much for Mr. Burke’s pretended consistency and uniform

loyalty! When Northcote first came to Sir Joshua, he wished very much to

see Goldsmith; and one day Sir Joshua, on introducing him, asked why he

had been so anxious to see him? ‘Because,’ said Northcote, ‘he is a

_notable_[90] man.’ This expression, _notable_, in its ordinary sense,

was so contrary to Goldsmith’s character, that they both burst out

a-laughing very heartily. Goldsmith was two thousand pounds in debt at

the time of his death, which was hastened by his chagrin and distressed

circumstances: and when ‘She Stoops to Conquer’ was performed, he was so

choked all dinner-time that he could not swallow a mouthful. A party

went from Sir Joshua’s to support it. The present title was not fixed

upon till that morning. Northcote went with Ralph, Sir Joshua’s man,

into the gallery, to see how it went off; and after the second act,

there was no doubt of its success. Northcote says, people had a great

notion of the literary parties at Sir Joshua’s. He once asked Lord B— to

dine with Dr. Johnson and the rest; but though a man of rank and also of

good information, he seemed as much alarmed at the idea as if you had

tried to force him into one of the cages at Exeter-’Change. Northcote

remarked that he thought people of talents had their full share of

admiration. He had seen young ladies of quality, Lady Marys and Lady

Dorothys, peeping into a room where Mrs. Siddons was sitting, with all

the same timidity and curiosity as if it were some preternatural

being—he was sure more than if it had been the Queen. He then made some

observations on the respect paid to rank, and said, ‘However ridiculous

it might seem, it was no more than the natural expression of the highest

respect in other cases. For instance, as to that of bowing out of the

King’s presence backwards, would you not do the same if you were

introduced to Dr. Johnson for the first time? You would contrive not to

turn your back upon him, till you were out of the room.’ He said, ‘You

violent politicians make more rout about royalty than it is worth: it is

only the highest place, and somebody must fill it, no matter who:

neither do the persons themselves think so much of it as you imagine.

They are glad to get into privacy as much as they can. Nor is it a

sinecure. The late King (I have been told) used often to have to sign

his name to papers, and do nothing else for three hours together, till

his fingers fairly ached, and then he would take a walk in the garden,

and come back to repeat the same drudgery for three hours more. So, when

they told Louis XV. that if he went on with his extravagance, he would

bring about a Revolution and be sent over to England with a pension, he

merely asked, “Do you think the pension would be a pretty good one?”’ He

noticed the Memoirs of Cardinal de Retz, and praised them for their

extreme vivacity and great insight into human nature. Once when the mob

had besieged the palace, and the Cardinal was obliged to go and appease

them, a brick-bat was flung at him and knocked him down, and one of the

assailants presenting a bayonet at his throat, he suddenly called out,

‘Oh, you wretch! if your father could have seen you in this barbarous

action, what would he have said?’ The man immediately withdrew, though,

says the Cardinal, ‘I knew no more of his father than the babe unborn.’

Northcote then adverted to the talent of players for drollery and sudden

shifts and expedients, and said that by living in an element of comic

invention, they imbibed a portion of it. He repeated that jest of F.

Reynolds, who filled up the blank in a militia paper that was sent him

with the description, ‘Old, lame, and a coward;’ and another story told

of Matthews, the comedian, who being left in the room with an old

gentleman and a little child, and the former putting the question to it,

‘Well, my dear, which do you like best, the dog or the cat?’ by

exercising his powers of ventriloquism, made the child seem to answer,

‘I don’t care a d—mn for either,’—to the utter confusion of the old

gentleman, who immediately took the father to task for bringing up his

son in such profaneness and total want of common humanity.

He then returned to the question of the inconsistent and unreasonable

expectations of mankind as to their success in different pursuits, and

answered the common complaint, ‘What a shame it was that Milton only got

thirteen pounds nine shillings and sixpence for “Paradise Lost.”’ He

said, ‘Not at all; he did not write it to get money, he had gained what

he had proposed by writing it, not thirteen pounds nine shillings and

sixpence, but an immortal reputation. When Dr. Johnson was asked why he

was not invited out to dine as Garrick was, he answered, as if it was a

triumph to him, “Because great lords and ladies don’t like to have their

mouths stopped!” But who _does_ like to have their mouths stopped? Did

he, more than others? People like to be amused in general; but they did

not give him the less credit for wisdom and a capacity to instruct them

by his writings. In like manner, it has been said, that the King only

sought one interview with Dr. Johnson; whereas, if he had been a buffoon

or a sycophant, he would have asked for more. No, there was nothing to

complain of: it was a compliment paid by rank to letters, and once was

enough. The King was more afraid of this interview than Dr. Johnson was;

and went to it as a school-boy to his task. But he did not want to have

this trial repeated every day, nor was it necessary. The very jealousy

of his self-love marked his respect: and if he had thought less of Dr.

Johnson, he would have been more willing to risk the encounter. They had

each their place to fill, and would best preserve their self-respect,

and perhaps their respect for each other, by remaining in their proper

sphere. So they make an outcry about the Prince leaving Sheridan to die

in absolute want. He had left him long before: was he to send every day

to know if he was dying? These things cannot be helped, without exacting

too much of human nature.’ I agreed to this view of the subject, and

said,—I did not see why literary people should repine if they met with

their deserts in their own way, without expecting to get rich; but that

they often got nothing for their pains but unmerited abuse and party

obloquy.—‘Oh, it is not party-spite,’ said he, ‘but the envy of human

nature. Do you think to distinguish yourself with impunity? Do you

imagine that your superiority will be delightful to others? Or that they

will not strive all they can, and to the last moment, to pull you down?

I remember myself once saying to Opie, how hard it was upon the poor

author or player to be hunted down for not succeeding in an innocent and

laudable attempt, just as if they had committed some heinous crime! And

he answered, “They _have_ committed the greatest crime in the eyes of

mankind, that of pretending to a superiority over them!” Do you think

that party abuse, and the running down particular authors is any thing

new? Look at the manner in which Pope and Dryden were assailed by a set

of reptiles. Do you believe the modern periodicals had not their

prototypes in the party-publications of that day? Depend upon it, what

you take for political cabal and hostility is (nine parts in ten)

private pique and malice oozing out through those authorized channels.’

We now got into a dispute about nicknames; and H—me coming in and

sitting down at my elbow, my old pugnacious habit seemed to return upon

me. Northcote contended, that they had always an appropriate meaning:

and I said,—‘Their whole force consisted in their having absolutely none

but the most vague and general.’—‘Why,’ said Northcote, ‘did my father

give me the name of “Fat Jack,” but because I was lean?’ He gave an

instance which I thought made against himself, of a man at Plymouth, a

baker by profession, who had got the name of _Tiddydoll_—he could not

tell how. ‘Then,’ said I, ‘it was a name without any sense or

meaning.’—‘Be that as it may,’ said Northcote, ‘it almost drove him mad.

The boys called after him in the street, besieged his shop-windows; even

the soldiers took it up, and marched to parade, beating time with their

feet, and repeating, _Tiddydoll, Tiddydoll_, as they passed by his door.

He flew out upon them at the sound with inextinguishable fury, and was

knocked down and rolled in the kennel, and got up in an agony of rage

and shame, his white clothes covered all over with mud. A gentleman, a

physician in the neighbourhood, one day called him in and remonstrated

with him on the subject. He advised him to take no notice of his

persecutors. “What,” he said, “does it signify? Suppose they were to

call me _Tiddydoll_?”—“There,” said the man, “you called me so yourself;

you only sent for me in to insult me!” and, after heaping every epithet

of abuse upon him, flew out of the house in a most ungovernable

passion.’ I told Northcote this was just the thing I meant. Even if a

name had confessedly no meaning, by applying it constantly and by way of

excellence to another, it seemed as if he must be an abstraction of

insignificance: whereas, if it pointed to any positive defect or

specific charge, it was at least limited to the one, and you stood a

chance of repelling the other. The virtue of a nickname consisted in its

being indefinable and baffling all proof or reply. When H—me was gone,

Northcote extolled his proficiency in Hebrew, which astonished me not a

little, as I had never heard of it. I said, he was a very excellent man,

and a good specimen of the character of the old Presbyterians, who had

more of the idea of an attachment to principle, and less of an obedience

to fashion or convenience, from their education and tenets, than any

other class of people. Northcote assented to this statement, and

concluded by saying, that H—me was certainly a very good man, and had no

fault but that of not being fat.

CONVERSATION THE FOURTH

Northcote said, he had been reading Kelly’s ‘Reminiscences.’ I asked

what he thought of them? He said, they were the work of a well meaning

man, who fancied all those about him good people, and every thing they

uttered clever. I said, I recollected his singing formerly with Mrs.

Crouch, and that he used to give great effect to some things of

sentiment, such as ‘Oh! had I been by fate decreed,’ &c. in _Love in a

Village_. Northcote said, he did not much like him: there was a jerk, a

kind of _brogue_ in his singing; though he had, no doubt, considerable

advantages in being brought up with all the great singers and having

performed on all the first stages in Italy. I said, there was no echo of

all that now. ‘No,’ said Northcote, ‘nor in my time, though I was there

just after him. He asked me once, many years ago, if I had heard of him

in Italy, and I said no, though I excused myself by stating that I had

only been at Rome, where the stage was less an object, the Pope there

performing the chief part himself.’ I answered, that I meant there was

no echo of the fine singing at present in Italy, music being there dead

as well as painting, or reduced to mere screaming, noise and rant. ‘It

is odd,’ he said, ‘how their genius seems to have left them. Every thing

of that sort appears to be at present no better than it is with us in a

country-town: or rather it wants the simplicity and rustic innocence,

and is more like the draggle-tailed finery of a lady’s waiting-maid.

They have nothing of their own: all is at second-hand. Did you see

Thorwaldsen’s things while you were there? A young artist brought me all

his designs the other day, as miracles that I was to wonder at and be

delighted with. But I could find nothing in them but repetitions of the

Antique, over and over, till I was surfeited.’ ‘He would be pleased at

this.’ ‘Why, no! that is not enough: it is easy to imitate the

Antique:—if you want to last, you must invent something. The other is

only pouring liquors from one vessel into another, that become staler

and staler every time. We are tired of the Antique; yet, at any rate, it

is better than the vapid imitation of it. The world wants something new,

and will have it. No matter whether it is better or worse, if there is

but an infusion of new life and spirit, it will go down to posterity;

otherwise, you are soon forgotten. Canova, too, is nothing for the same

reason—he is only a feeble copy of the Antique; or a mixture of two

things the most incompatible, that and opera-dancing. But there is

Bernini; he is full of faults; he has too much of that florid,

redundant, fluttering style, that was objected to Rubens; but then he

has given an appearance of flesh that was never given before. The

Antique always looks like marble, you never for a moment can divest

yourself of the idea; but go up to a statue of Bernini’s, and it seems

as if it must yield to your touch. This excellence he was the first to

give, and therefore it must always remain with him. It is true, it is

also in the Elgin marbles; but they were not known in his time; so that

he indisputably was a genius. Then there is Michael Angelo; how utterly

different from the Antique, and in some things how superior! For

instance, there is his statue of Cosmo de Medici, leaning on his hand,

in the chapel of St. Lorenzo at Florence; I declare it has that look of

reality in it, that it almost terrifies you to be near it. It has

something of the same effect as the mixture of life and death that is

perceivable in wax-work; though that is a bad illustration, as this last

is disagreeable and mechanical, and the other is produced by a powerful

and masterly conception. It was the same with Handel too: he made music

speak a new language, with a pathos and a power that had never been

dreamt of till his time. Is it not the same with Titian, Correggio,

Raphael? These painters did not imitate one another, but were as unlike

as possible, and yet were all excellent. If excellence were one thing,

they must have been all wrong. Still, originality is not caprice or

affectation; it is an excellence that is always to be found in nature,

but has never had a place in art before. So Romney said of Sir Joshua,

that there was that in his pictures which we had not been used to see in

other painters, but we had seen it often enough in nature. Give this in

your works, and nothing can ever rob you of the credit of it.

‘I was looking into Mandeville since I saw you (I thought I had lost it,

but I found it among a parcel of old books). You may judge by that of

the hold that any thing like originality takes of the world: for though

there is a great deal that is questionable and liable to very strong

objection, yet they will not give it up, because it is the very reverse

of common-place; and they must go to that source to learn what can be

said on that side of the question. Even if you receive a shock, you feel

your faculties roused by it and set on the alert. Mankind do not choose

to go to sleep.’—I replied, that I thought this was true, yet at the

same time the world seemed to have a wonderful propensity to admire the

trite and traditional. I could only account for this from a reflection

of our self-love. We could few of us invent, but most of us could

imitate and repeat by rote; and as we thought we could get up and ride

in the same jog-trot machine of learning, we affected to look up to this

elevation as the post of honour. Northcote said, ‘You are to consider

that learning is of great use to society; and though it may not add to

the stock, is a necessary vehicle to transmit it to others. Learned men

are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountain-heads. They are only

wrong in often claiming respect on a false ground, and mistaking their

own province. They are so accustomed to ring the changes on words and

received notions, that they lose their perception of things. I remember

being struck with this at the time of the Ireland controversy:—only to

think of a man like Dr. Parr going down on his knees and kissing the

pretended Manuscript! It was not that he knew or cared any thing about

Shakspeare (or he would not have been so imposed upon); he merely

worshipped a name, as a Catholic priest worships the shrine that

contains some favourite relic.’ I said, the passages in Ireland’s play

that were brought forward to prove the identity, were the very thing

that proved the contrary; for they were obvious parodies of celebrated

passages in Shakspeare, such as that on death in _Richard II._—‘And

there the antic sits,’ &c. Now, Shakspeare never parodied himself; but

these learned critics were only struck with the verbal coincidence, and

never thought of the general character or spirit of the writer. ‘Or

without that,’ said Northcote, ‘who that attended to the common sense of

the question would not perceive that Shakspeare was a person who would

be glad to dispose of his plays as soon as he wrote them? If it had been

such a man as Sir Philip Sidney, indeed, he might have written a play at

his leisure, and locked it up in some private drawer at Penshurst, where

it might have been found two hundred years after: but Shakspeare had no

opportunity to leave such precious hoards behind him, nor place to

deposit them in. Tresham made me very mad one day at Cosway’s, by saying

they had found a lock of his hair and a picture; and Caleb Whitefoord,

who ought to have known better, asked me if I did not think Sheridan a

judge, and that _he_ believed in the authenticity of the Ireland papers?

I said, “Do you bring him as a fair witness? He wants to fill his

theatre, and would write a play himself, and swear it was Shakspeare’s.

He knows better than to cry _stale fish_.”’

I observed, this was what made me dislike the conversation of learned or

literary men. I got nothing from them but what I already knew, and

hardly that: they poured the same ideas and phrases and cant of

knowledge out of books into my ears, as apothecaries’ apprentices made

prescriptions out of the same bottles; but there were no new drugs or

simples in their _materia medica_. Go to a Scotch professor, and he

bores you to death by an eternal rhapsody about rent and taxes, gold and

paper-currency, population and capital, and the Teutonic Races—all which

you have heard a thousand times before: go to a linen-draper in the

city, without education but with common sense and shrewdness, and you

pick up something new, because nature is inexhaustible, and he sees it

from his own point of view, when not cramped and hood-winked by pedantic

prejudices. A person of this character said to me the other day, in

speaking of the morals of foreign nations—‘It’s all a mistake to suppose

there can be such a difference, Sir: the world are, and must be moral;

for when people grow up and get married, they teach their children to be

_moral_. No man wishes to have them turn out profligate.’ I said I had

never heard this before, and it seemed to me to be putting society on

new rollers. Northcote agreed, it was an excellent observation. I added,

this self-taught shrewdness had its weak sides too. This same person was

arguing that mankind remained much the same, and always would do so.

Cows and horses did not change: and why then should men? He had forgot

that cows and horses do not learn to read and write.—‘Ay, that was very

well too,’ said Northcote; ‘I don’t know but I agree with him rather

than with you. I was thinking of the same thing the other day in looking

over an old Magazine, in which there was a long debate on an Act of

Parliament to license gin-drinking. The effect was quite droll. There

was one person who made a most eloquent speech to point out all the

dreadful consequences of allowing this practice. It would debauch the

morals, ruin the health, and dissolve all the bonds of society, and

leave a poor, puny, miserable, Lilliputian race, equally unfit for peace

or war. You would suppose that the world was going to be at an end. Why,

no! the answer would have been, the world will go on much the same as

before. You attribute too much power to an Act of Parliament. Providence

has not taken its measure so ill as to leave it to an Act of Parliament

to continue or discontinue the species. If it depended on our wisdom and

contrivances whether it should last or not, it would be at an end before

twenty years! People are wrong about this; some say the world is getting

better, others complain it is getting worse, when, in fact, it is just

the same, and neither better nor worse.’—What a lesson, I said to

myself, for our pragmatical legislators and idle projectors!

I said, I had lately been led to think of the little real progress that

was made by the human mind, and how the same errors and vices revived

under a different shape at different periods, from observing just the

same humour in our Ultra-reformers at present, and in their predecessors

in the time of John Knox. Our modern _wiseacres_ were for banishing all

the fine arts and finer affections, whatever was pleasurable and

ornamental, from the Commonwealth, on the score of utility, exactly as

the others did on the score of religion. The real motive in either case

was nothing but a sour, envious, malignant disposition, incapable of

enjoyment in itself, and averse to every appearance or tendency to it in

others. Our peccant humours broke out and formed into what Milton called

‘a crust of formality’ on the surface; and while we fancied we were

doing God or man good service, we were only indulging our spleen,

self-opinion, and self-will, according to the fashion of the day. The

existing race of free-thinkers and sophists would be mortified to find

themselves the counterpart of the monks and ascetics of old; but so it

was. The dislike of the Westminster Reviewers to polite literature was

only the old exploded Puritanic objection to human learning. Names and

modes of opinion changed, but human nature was much the same.—‘I know

nothing of the persons you speak of,’ said Northcote; ‘but they must be

fools if they expect to get rid of the showy and superficial, and let

only the solid and useful remain. The surface is a part of nature, and

will always continue so. Besides, how many useful inventions owe their

existence to ornamental contrivances! If the ingenuity and industry of

man were not tasked to produce luxuries, we should soon be without

necessaries. We must go back to the savage state. I myself am as little

prejudiced in favour of poetry as almost any one can be; but surely

there are things in poetry that the world cannot afford to do without.

What is of absolute necessity is only a part; and the next question is,

how to occupy the remainder of our time and thoughts (not so employed)

agreeably and innocently. Works of fiction and poetry are of

incalculable use in this respect. If people did not read the Scotch

novels, they would not read Mr. Bentham’s philosophy. There is nothing

to me more disagreeable than the abstract idea of a Quaker, which falls

under the same article. They object to colours; and why do they object

to colours? Do we not see that Nature delights in them? Do we not see

the same purpose of prodigal and ostentatious display run through all

her works? Do we not find the most beautiful and dazzling colours

bestowed on plants and flowers, on the plumage of birds, on fishes and

shells, even to the very bottom of the sea? All this profusion of

ornament, we may be sure, is not in vain. To judge otherwise is to fly

in the face of Nature, and substitute an exclusive and intolerant spirit

in the place of philosophy, which includes the greatest variety of man’s

wants and tastes, and makes all the favourable allowances it can. The

Quaker will not wear coloured clothes; though he would not have a coat

to his back if men had never studied any thing but the mortification of

their appetites and desires. But he takes care of his personal

convenience by wearing a piece of good broad-cloth, and gratifies his

vanity, not by finery, but by having it of a different cut from every

body else, so that he may seem better and wiser than they. Yet this

humour, too, is not without its advantages: it serves to correct the

contrary absurdity. I look upon the Quaker and the fop as two sentinels

placed by Nature at the two extremes of vanity and selfishness, and to

guard, as it were, all the common-sense and virtue that lie between.’ I

observed that these contemptible narrow-minded prejudices made me feel

irritable and impatient. ‘You should not suffer that,’ said Northcote;

‘for then you will run into the contrary mistake, and lay yourself open

to your antagonist. The monks, for instance, have been too hardly dealt

with—not that I would defend many abuses and instances of oppression in

them—but is it not as well to have bodies of men shut up in cells and

monasteries, as to let them loose to make soldiers of them and to cut

one another’s throats? And out of that lazy ignorance and leisure, what

benefits have not sprung? It is to them we owe those beautiful specimens

of Gothic architecture which can never be surpassed; many of the

discoveries in medicine and in mechanics are also theirs; and, I

believe, the restoration of classical learning is owing to them. Not

that I would be understood to say that all or a great deal of this could

not have been done without them; but their leisure, their independence,

and the want of some employment to exercise their minds were the actual

cause of many advantages we now enjoy; and what I mean is, that Nature

is satisfied with imperfect instruments. Instead of snarling at every

thing that differs from us we had better take Shakspeare’s advice, and

try to find

“Tongues in the trees, books in the running brooks,

Sermons in stones, and good in every thing.”’

It was at this time that Mr. Northcote read to me the following letter,

addressed by him to a very young lady, who earnestly desired him to

write a letter to her:—

‘MY DEAR MISS K—,

‘What in the world can make you desire a letter from me? Indeed, if

I was a fine Dandy of one-and-twenty, with a pair of stays properly

padded and also an iron busk, and whiskers under my nose, with my

hair standing upright on my head, all in the present fashion, then

it might be accounted for, as I might write you a fine answer in

poetry about Cupids and burning hearts, and sighs and angels and

darts, such a letter as Mr. —, the poet, might write. But it is long

past the time for me to sing love-songs under your window, with a

guitar, and catch my death in some cold night, and so die in your

service.

‘But what has a poor gray-headed old man of eighty got to say to a

blooming young lady of eighteen, but to relate to her his illness

and pains, and tell her that past life is little better than a

dream, and that he finds that all he has been doing is only vanity.

Indeed, I may console myself with the pleasure of having gained the

flattering attention of a young lady of such amiable qualities as

yourself, and have the honour to assure you, that I am your grateful

friend and most obliged humble servant,

‘JAMES NORTHCOTE.’

‘_Argyll Place, 1826._’

I said, the hardest lesson seemed to be to look beyond ourselves. ‘Yes,’

said Northcote, ‘I remember when we were young and were making remarks

upon the neighbours, an old maiden aunt of ours used to say, “I wish to

God you could see yourselves!” And yet, perhaps, after all, this was not

very desirable. Many people pass their whole lives in a very comfortable

dream, who, if they could see themselves in the glass, would start back

with affright. I remember once being at the Academy, when Sir Joshua

wished to propose a monument to Dr. Johnson in St. Paul’s, and West got

up and said, that the King, he knew, was averse to any thing of the

kind, for he had been proposing a similar monument in Westminster Abbey

for a man of the greatest genius and celebrity—one whose works were in

all the cabinets of the curious throughout Europe—one whose name they

would all hear with the greatest respect—and then it came out, after a

long preamble, that he meant Woollett, who had engraved his Death of

Wolfe. I was provoked, and I could not help exclaiming—“My God! what, do

you put him upon a footing with such a man as Dr. Johnson—one of the

greatest philosophers and moralists that ever lived? We have thousands

of engravers at any time!”—and there was such a burst of laughter at

this—Dance, who was a grave gentlemanly man, laughed till the tears ran

down his cheeks; and Farington used afterwards to say to me, “Why don’t

you speak in the Academy, and begin with ‘My God!’ as you do

sometimes?”’ I said, I had seen in a certain painter something of this

humour, who once very good-naturedly showed me a Rubens he had, and

observed with great _nonchalance_, ‘What a pity that this man wanted

expression!’ I imagined Rubens to have looked round his gallery. ‘Yet,’

he continued, ‘it is the consciousness of defect, too, that often

stimulates the utmost exertions. If Pope had been a fine, handsome man,

would he have left those masterpieces that he has? But he knew and felt

his own deformity, and therefore was determined to leave nothing undone

to extend that corner of power that he possessed. He said to himself,

They shall have no fault to find there. I have often thought when very

good-looking young men have come here intending to draw, “What! are you

going to bury yourselves in a garret?” And it has generally happened

that they have given up the art before long, and married or otherwise

disposed of themselves.’ I had heard an anecdote of Nelson, that, when

appointed post-captain, and on going to take possession of his ship at

Yarmouth, the crowd on the quay almost jostled him, and exclaimed—‘What!

have they made that little insignificant fellow a captain? He will do

much, to be sure!’ I thought this might have urged him to dare as he

did, in order to get the better of their prejudices and his own sense of

mortification. ‘No doubt,’ said Northcote, ‘personal defects or disgrace

operate in this way. I knew an admiral who had got the nickname of

“Dirty Dick” among the sailors, and, on his being congratulated on

obtaining some desperate victory, all he said was, “I hope they’ll call

me Dirty Dick no more!”—There was a Sir John Grenville or Greenfield

formerly, who was appointed to convoy a fleet of merchant-ships, and had

to defend them against a Spanish man-of-war, and did so with the utmost

bravery and resolution, so that the convoy got safe off; but after that,

he would not yield till he was struck senseless by a ball, and then the

crew delivered up the vessel to the enemy, who, on coming on board and

entering the cabin where he lay, were astonished to find a mere puny

shrivelled spider of a man, instead of the Devil they had expected to

see. He was taken on shore in Spain, and died of his wounds there; and

the Spanish women afterwards used to frighten their children, by telling

them “Don John of the Greenfield was coming!”’

CONVERSATION THE FIFTH

Northcote mentioned the death of poor —, who had been with him a few

days before, laughing and in great spirits; and the next thing he heard

was that he had put an end to himself. I asked if there was any

particular reason? He said ‘No; that he had left a note upon the table,

saying that his friends had forsaken him, that he knew no cause, and

that he was tired of life. His patron, C—, of the Admiralty, had, it

seems, set him to paint a picture of Louis the Eighteenth receiving the

Order of the Garter. He had probably been teazed about that. These

insipid court-subjects were destined to be fatal to artists. Poor Bird

had been employed to paint a picture of Louis the Eighteenth landing at

Calais, and had died of chagrin and disappointment at his failure. Who

could make any thing of such a figure and such a subject? There was

nothing to be done; and yet if the artist added any thing of his own, he

was called to order by his would-be patrons, as falsifying what appeared

to them an important event in history. It was only a person like Rubens

who could succeed in such subjects by taking what licences he thought

proper, and having authority enough to dictate to his advisers.’ A

gentleman came in, who asked if — was likely to have succeeded in his

art? Northcote answered, ‘There were several things against it. He was

good-looking, good-natured, and a wit. He was accordingly asked out to

dine, and caressed by those who knew him; and a young man after

receiving these flattering marks of attention and enjoying the height of

luxury and splendour, was not inclined to return to his painting-room,

to brood over a design that would cost him infinite trouble, and the

success of which was at last doubtful. Few young men of agreeable

persons or conversation turned out great artists. It was easier to look

in the glass than to make a dull canvas shine like a lucid mirror; and,

as to talking, Sir Joshua used to say, a painter should sew up his

mouth. It was only the love of distinction that produced eminence; and

if a man was admired for one thing, that was enough. We only work out

our way to excellence by being imprisoned in defects. It requires a long

apprenticeship, great pains, and prodigious self-denial, which no man

will submit to, except from necessity, or as the only chance he has of

escaping from obscurity. I remember when Mr. Locke (of Norbury Park)

first came over from Italy; and old Dr. Moore, who had a high opinion of

him, was crying up his drawings and asked me, if I did not think he

would make a great painter? I said, ‘No, never!’—‘Why not?’—‘Because he

has six thousand a year.’ No one would throw away all the advantages and

indulgences this ensured him, to shut himself up in a garret to pore

over that which after all may expose him to contempt and ridicule.

Artists, to be sure, have gone on painting after they have got rich,

such as Rubens and Titian, and indeed Sir Joshua; but then it had by

this time become a habit and a source of pleasure instead of a toil to

them, and the honours and distinction they had acquired by it

counter-balanced every other consideration. Their love of the art had

become greater than their love of riches or of idleness: but at first

this is not the case, and the repugnance to labour is only mastered by

the absolute necessity for it. People apply to study only when they

cannot help it. No one was ever known to succeed without this stimulus.’

I ventured to say that, generally speaking, no one, I believed, ever

succeeded in a profession without great application; but that where

there was a strong turn for any thing, a man in this sense could not

help himself, and the application followed of course, and was, in fact,

comparatively easy. Northcote turned short round upon me, and said,

‘Then you admit original genius? I cannot agree with you there.’ I said,

‘Waiving that, and not inquiring how the inclination comes, but early in

life a fondness, a passion for a certain pursuit is imbibed; the mind is

haunted by this object, it cannot rest without it (any more than the

body without food), it becomes the strongest feeling we have, and then,

I think, the most intense application follows naturally, just as in the

case of a love of money or any other passion—the most unremitting

application without this is forced and of no use; and where this

original bias exists, no other motive is required.’—‘Oh! but,’ said

Northcote, ‘if you had to labour on by yourself without competitors or

admirers, you would soon lay down your pencil or your pen in disgust. It

is the hope of shining, or the fear of being eclipsed, that urges you

on. Do you think if nobody took any notice of what you did, this would

not damp your ardour?’—‘Yes; after I had done anything that I thought

worth notice, it might considerably: but how many minds (almost all the

great ones) were formed in secresy and solitude, without knowing whether

they should ever make a figure or not! All they knew was, that they

liked what they were about, and gave their whole souls to it. There was

Hogarth, there was Correggio: what enabled these artists to arrive at

the perfection in their several ways, which afterwards gained them the

attention of the world? Not the premature applause of the by-standers,

but the vivid tingling delight with which the one seized upon a

grotesque incident or expression—“the wrapt soul sitting in the eyes,”

of the other, as he drew a saint or angel from the skies. If they had

been brought forward very early, before they had served this thorough

apprenticeship to their own minds (the opinion of the world apart), it

might have damped or made coxcombs of them. It was the love and

perception of excellence (or the favouring smile of the Muse) that in my

view produced excellence and formed the man of genius. Some, like

Milton, had gone on with a great work all their lives with little

encouragement but the hope of posthumous fame.’—‘It is not that,’ said

Northcote; ‘you cannot see so far. It is not those who have gone before

you or those who are to come after you, but those who are by your side,

running the same race, that make you look about you. What made Titian

jealous of Tintoret? Because he stood immediately in his way, and their

works were compared together. If there had been a hundred Tintorets a

thousand miles off, he would not have cared about them. That is what

takes off the edge and stimulus of exertion in old age: those who were

our competitors in early life, whom we wished to excel or whose good

opinion we were most anxious about, are gone, and have left us in a

manner by ourselves, in a sort of new world, where we know and are as

little known as on entering a strange country. Our ambition is cold with

the ashes of those whom we feared or loved. I remember old Alderman

Boydell using an expression which explained this. Once when I was in the

coach with him, in reply to some compliment of mine on his success in

life, he said, “Ah! there was one who would have been pleased at it; but

_her_ I have lost!” The fine coach and all the city-trappings were

nothing to him without his wife, who remembered what he was and the

gradations and anxious cares by which he rose to his present affluence,

and was a kind of monitor to remind him of his former self and of the

different vicissitudes of his fortune.’

Northcote then spoke of old Alderman Boydell with great regret, and

said, ‘He was a man of sense and liberality, and a true patron of the

art. His nephew, who came after him, had not the same capacity, and

wanted to dictate to the artists what they were to do. N. mentioned some

instance of his wanting him to paint a picture on a subject for which he

was totally unfit, and figures of a size which he had never been

accustomed to, and he told him “he must get somebody else to do it.”’ I

said, ‘Booksellers and editors had the same infirmity, and always wanted

you to express their ideas, not your own. Sir R. P— had once gone up to

Coleridge, after hearing him talk in a large party, and offered him

“nine guineas a sheet for his conversation!” He calculated that the

“nine guineas a sheet” would be at least as strong a stimulus to his

imagination as the wasting his words in a room full of company.’

NORTHCOTE: ‘Ay, he came to me once, and wished me to do a work which was

to contain a history of art in all countries and from the beginning of

the world. I said it would be an invaluable work if it could be done;

but that there was no one alive who could do it.’

Northcote afterwards, by some transition, spoke of the characters of

women, and asked my opinion. I said, ‘All my metaphysics leaned to the

vulgar side of these questions: I thought there was a difference of

original genius, a difference in the character of the sexes, &c. Women

appeared to me to do some things better than men; and therefore I

concluded they must do other things worse.’ Northcote mentioned Annibal

Caracci, and said, ‘How odd it was, that in looking at any work of his,

you could swear it was done by a man! Ludovico Caracci had a finer and

more intellectual expression, but not the same bold and workmanlike

character. There was Michael Angelo again—what woman would ever have

thought of painting the figures in the Sistine chapel? There was Dryden

too, what a thorough manly character there was in his style! And

Pope’—[I interrupted, ‘seemed to me between a man and a woman.’]—‘It was

not,’ he continued, ‘that women were not often very clever (cleverer

than many men), but there was a point of excellence which they never

reached. Yet the greatest pains had been taken with several. Angelica

Kauffmann had been brought up from a child to the art, and had been

taken by her father (in boy’s clothes) to the Academy to learn to draw;

but there was an effeminate and feeble look in all her works, though not

without merit. There was not the man’s hand, or what Fuseli used to call

a “fist” in them; that is, something coarse and clumsy enough, perhaps,

but still with strength and muscle. Even in common things, you would see

a carpenter drive a nail in a way that a women never would; or if you

had a suit of clothes made by a woman, they would hang quite loose about

you and seem ready to fall off. Yet it is extraordinary too, said

Northcote, that in what has sometimes been thought the peculiar province

of men, courage and heroism, there have been women fully upon a par with

any men, such as Joan of Arc and many others, who have never been

surpassed as leaders in battle.’ I observed that of all the women I had

ever seen or known any thing of, Mrs. Siddons struck me as the grandest.

He said,—‘Oh! it is her outward form, which stamps her so completely for

tragedy, no less than the mental part. Both she and her brother were cut

out by Nature for a tragedy-king and queen. It is what Mrs. Hannah More

has said of her, “_Her’s is the afflicted!_”’ I replied, that she seemed

to me equally great in anger or in contempt or in any stately part as

she was in grief, witness her Lady Macbeth. ‘Yes,’ he said, ‘that, to be

sure, was a masterpiece.’ I asked what he thought of Mrs. Inchbald? He

said, ‘Oh! very highly: there was no affectation in her. I once took up

her _Simple Story_ (which my sister had borrowed from the circulating

library) and looking into it, I said, “My God! what have you got here?”

and I never moved from the chair till I had finished it. Her _Nature and

Art_ is equally fine—the very marrow of genius.’ She seems to me, I

added, like Venus writing books. ‘Yes, women have certainly been

successful in writing novels; and in plays too. I think Mrs. Centlivre’s

are better than Congreve’s. Their letters, too, are admirable: it is

only when they put on the breeches and try to write like men, that they

become pedantic and tiresome. In giving advice, too, I have often found

that they excelled; and when I have been irritated by any trifling

circumstance and have laid more stress upon it than it was worth, they

have seen the thing in a right point of view and tamed down my

asperities.’ On this I remarked, that I thought, in general, it might be

said that the faculties of women were of a passive character. They

judged by the simple effect upon their feelings, without inquiring into

causes. Men had to act; women had the coolness and the advantages of

by-standers, and were neither implicated in the theories nor passions of

men. While we were proving a thing to be wrong, they would feel it to be

ridiculous. I said, I thought they had more of common sense, though less

of acquired capacity than men. They were freer from the absurdities of

creeds and dogmas, from the virulence of party in religion and politics

(by which we strove to show our sense and superiority), nor were their

heads so much filled with the lumber of learned folios. I mentioned as

an illustration, that when old Baxter (the celebrated casuist and

nonconformist divine) first went to Kidderminster to preach, he was

almost pelted by the women for maintaining from the pulpit the then

fashionable and orthodox doctrine, that ‘Hell was paved with infants’

skulls.’ The theory, which the learned divine had piled up on arguments

and authorities, is now exploded: the common-sense feeling on the

subject, which the women of that day took up in opposition to it as a

dictate of humanity, would be now thought the philosophical one. ‘Yes,’

said Northcote, ‘but this exploded doctrine was knocked down by some

man, as it had been set up by one: the women would let things remain as

they are, without making any progress in error or wisdom. We do best

together: our strength and our weakness mutually correct each other.’

Northcote then read me from a manuscript volume lying by him, a

character drawn of his deceased wife by a Dissenting Minister (a Mr.

Fox, of Plymouth) which is so beautiful that I shall transcribe it here.

‘Written by Mr. John Fox, on the death of his wife, who was the daughter

of the Rev. Mr. Isaac Gelling.

‘My dear wife died to my unspeakable grief, Dec. 19th, 1762. With

the loss of my dear companion died all the pleasure of my life; and

no wonder: I had lived with her forty years, in which time nothing

happened to abate the strictness of our Friendship, or to create a

coolness or indifference so common and even unregarded by many in

the world. I thank God I enjoyed my full liberty, my health, such

pleasures and diversions as I liked, perfect peace and competence

during the time; which were all seasoned and heightened every day

more or less by constant marks of friendship, most inviolable

affection, and a most cheerful endeavour to make my life agreeable.

Nothing disturbed me but her many and constant disorders; under all

which I could see how her faithful heart was strongly attached to

me. And who could stand the shock of seeing the attacks of Death

upon and then her final dissolution? The consequences to me were

fatal. Old age rushed upon me like an armed man: my appetite failed,

my strength was gone, every amusement became flat and dull; my

countenance fell, and I have nothing to do but to drag on a heavy

chain for the rest of my life; which I hope a good God will enable

me to do without murmuring, and in conclusion, to say with all my

soul—

TE DEUM LAUDAMUS.

‘This was written on a paper blotted by tears, and stuck with wafers

into the first page of the family Bible.

‘Mr. John Fox died 22d of October, 1763. He was born May 10th,

1693.’

CONVERSATION THE SIXTH

Northcote alluded to a printed story of his having hung an early picture

of H—’s out of sight, and of Fuseli’s observing on the occasion—‘By G—d,

you are sending him to heaven before his time!’ He said there was not

the least foundation for this story; nor could there be, he not having

been _hanger_ that year. He read out of the same publication a letter

from Burke to a young artist of the name of Barrow, full of excellent

sense, advising him by no means to give up his profession as an engraver

till he was sure he could succeed as a painter, out of idle ambition and

an unfounded contempt for the humbler and more laborious walks of life.

‘I could not have thought it of him,’ said Northcote; ‘I confess he

never appeared to me so great a man.’ I asked what kind of looking man

he was? Northcote answered, ‘You have seen the picture? There was

something I did not like; a thinness in the features, and an expression

of _hauteur_, though mixed with condescension and the manners of a

gentleman. I can’t help thinking he had a hand in the Discourses; that

he gave some of the fine, graceful turns; for Sir Joshua paid a greater

deference to him than to any body else, and put up with freedoms that he

would only have submitted to from some peculiar obligation. Indeed, Miss

Reynolds used to complain that whenever any of Burke’s poor Irish

relations came over, they were all poured in upon them to dinner; but

Sir Joshua never took any notice, but bore it all with the greatest

patience and tranquillity. To be sure, there was another reason: he

expected Burke to write his Life, and for this he would have paid almost

any price. This was what made him submit to the intrusions of Boswell,

to the insipidity of Malone, and to the magisterial dictation of Burke:

he made sure that out of these three one would certainly write his Life,

and ensure him immortality that way. He thought no more of the person

who actually did write it afterwards than he would have suspected his

dog of writing it. Indeed, I wish he could have known; for it would have

been of some advantage to me, and he might have left me something not to

dwell on his defects; though he was as free from them as any man; but

you can make any one ridiculous with whom you live on terms of intimacy.

‘I remember an instance of this that happened with respect to old Mr. M—

whom you must have heard me speak of, and who was esteemed an idol by

Burke, Dr. Johnson, and many others. Sir Joshua wanted to reprint his

Sermons and prefix a Life to them, and asked me to get together any

particulars I could learn of him. So I gave him a manuscript account of

Mr. M—, written by an old school-fellow of his (Mr. Fox, a dissenting

minister in the West of England); after which I heard no more of the

Life. Mr. M— was in fact a man of extraordinary talents and great

eloquence; and by representing in a manner the High-Church notions both

of Dr. Johnson and Sir Joshua (for both were inclined the same way) they

came to consider him as a sort of miracle of virtue and wisdom. There

was, however, something in Mr. Fox’s plain account that would strike Sir

Joshua, for he had an eye for nature; and he would at once perceive it

was nearer the truth than Dr. Johnson’s pompous character of him, which

was proper only for a tombstone—it was like one of Kneller’s

portraits,—it would do for any body! That,’ said Northcote, ‘is old Mr.

M—’s definition of beauty, which Sir Joshua has adopted in the

Discourses—that it is the _medium of form_. For what is a handsome nose?

A long nose is not a handsome nose; neither is a short nose a handsome

one: it must then be one that is neither long nor short, but in the

middle between both. Even Burke bowed to his authority; and Sir Joshua

thought him the wisest man he ever knew. Once when Sir Joshua was

expressing his impatience of some innovation, and I said, “At that rate,

the Christian Religion could never have been established.” “Oh!” he

said, “Mr. M— has answered that!” which seemed to satisfy him.’

I made some remark that I wondered he did not come up to London, though

the same feeling seemed to belong to other clever men born in Devonshire

(as Gandy) whose ambition was confined to their native county, so that

there must be some charm in the place. ‘You are to consider,’ he

replied, ‘it is almost a peninsula, so that there is no thorough-fare,

and people are therefore more stationary in one spot. It is for this

reason they necessarily intermarry among themselves, and you can trace

the genealogies of families for centuries back; whereas in other places,

and particularly here in London, where every thing of that kind is

jumbled together, you never know who any man’s grandfather was. There

are country-squires and plain gentry down in that part of the world, who

have occupied the same estates long before the Conquest (as the

Suckbitches in particular,—not a very sounding name) and who look down

upon the Courtneys and others as upstarts. Certainly, Devonshire for its

extent has produced a number of eminent men, Sir Joshua, the Mudges,

Dunning, Gay, Lord Chancellor King, Raleigh, Drake, and Sir Richard

Granville in Queen Elizabeth’s time, who made that gallant defence in an

engagement with the Spanish fleet, and was the ancestor of Pope’s Lord

Lansdowne, “What Muse for Granville will refuse to sing, &c.” Foster,

the celebrated preacher, was also, I believe, from the West of England.

He first became popular from the Lord Chancellor Hardwicke stopping in

the porch of his chapel in the Old Jewry, out of a shower of rain; and

thinking he might as well hear what was going on, he went in, and was so

well pleased that he sent all the great folks to hear him, and he was

run after as much as Irving has been in our time. An old fellow-student

from the country, going to wait on him at his house in London, found a

Shakspeare on the window-seat; and remarking the circumstance with some

surprise as out of the usual course of clerical studies, the other

apologised by saying that he wished to know something of the world, that

his situation and habits precluded him from the common opportunities,

and that he found no way of supplying the deficiency so agreeable or

effectual as looking into a volume of Shakspeare. Pope has immortalised

him in the well-known lines:—

‘Let modest Foster, if he will, excel

Ten Metropolitans in preaching well!’

Dr. Mudge, the son of Mr. Zachary Mudge, who was a physician, was an

intimate friend of my father’s, and I remember him perfectly well. He

was one of the most delightful persons I ever knew. Every one was

enchanted with his society. It was not wit that he possessed, but such

perfect cheerfulness and good-humour, that it was like health coming

into the room. He was a most agreeable companion, quite natural and

unaffected. His reading was the most beautiful I have ever heard. I

remember his once reading Moore’s fable of the _Female Seducers_ with

such feeling and sweetness that every one was delighted, and Dr. Mudge

himself was so much affected that he burst into tears in the middle of

it. The family are still respectable, but derive their chief lustre from

the first two founders, like clouds that reflect the sun’s rays, after

he has sunk below the horizon, but in time turn grey and are lost in

obscurity!’

I asked Northcote if he had ever happened to meet with a letter of

Warburton’s in answer to one of Dr. Doddridge’s, complimenting the

author of the _Divine Legation of Moses_ on the evident zeal and

earnestness with which he wrote—to which the latter candidly replied,

that he wrote with great haste and unwillingness; that he never sat down

to compose till the printer’s boy was waiting at the door for the

manuscript, and that he should never write at all but as a relief to a

morbid lowness of spirits, and to drive away uneasy thoughts that often

assailed him.[91] ‘That indeed,’ observed Northcote, ‘gives a different

turn to the statement; I thought at first it was only the common

coquetry both of authors and artists, to be supposed to do what excites

the admiration of others with the greatest ease and indifference, and

almost without knowing what they are about. If what surprises _you_

costs them nothing, the wonder is so much increased. When Michael Angelo

proposed to fortify his native city, Florence, and he was desired to

keep to his painting and sculpture, he answered, that those were his

recreations, but what he really understood was architecture. That is

what Sir Joshua considers as the praise of Rubens, that he seemed to

make a play-thing of the art. In fact, the work is never complete unless

it has this appearance: and therefore Sir Joshua has laid himself open

to criticism, in saying that ‘a picture must not only be done well, it

must seem to have been done easily.’ It cannot be said to be done well,

unless it has this look. That is the fault of those laboured and timid

productions of the modern French and Italian schools; they are the

result of such a tedious, petty, mechanical process, that it is as

difficult for you to admire as it has been for the artist to execute

them. Whereas, when a work seems stamped on the canvas by a blow, you

are taken by surprise; and your admiration is as instantaneous and

electrical as the impulse of genius which has caused it. I have seen a

whole-length portrait by Velasquez, that seemed done while the colours

were yet wet; every thing was touched in, as it were, by a wish; there

was such a power that it thrilled through your whole frame, and you felt

as if you could take up the brush and do any thing. It is this sense of

power and freedom which delights and communicates its own inspiration,

just as the opposite drudgery and attention to details is painful and

disheartening. There was a little picture of one of the Infants of Spain

on horseback, also by Velasquez, which Mr. Agar had,[92] and with which

Gainsborough was so transported, that he said in a fit of bravado to the

servant who showed it, “Tell your master I will give him a thousand

pounds for that picture.” Mr. Agar began to consider what pictures he

could purchase with the money if he parted with this, and at last,

having made up his mind, sent Gainsborough word he might have the

picture; who not at all expecting this result, was a good deal confused,

and declared, however he might admire it, he could not afford to give so

large a sum for it.’

CONVERSATION THE SEVENTH

Northcote complained of being unwell, though he said he could hardly

expect it to be otherwise at his age. He must think of making up the

accounts of his life, such as it had been, though he added (checking

himself) that he ought not to say that, for he had had his share of good

as well as others. He had been reading in Boccaccio, where it was

frequently observed, that ‘such a one departed this _wretched_ life at

such a time;’—so that in Boccaccio’s time they complained of the

wretchedness of life as much as we do. He alluded to an expression of

Coleridge’s, which he had seen quoted in a newspaper, and which he

thought very fine, ‘That an old Gothic cathedral always seemed to him

like a petrified religion!’ Some one asked, Why does he not go and turn

Black Monk? Because, I said, he never does anything that he should do.

‘There are some things,’ said N., ‘with respect to which I am in the

same state that a blind man is as to colours. Homer is one of these. I

am utterly in the dark about it. I can make nothing of his heroes or his

Gods. Whether this is owing to my not knowing the language or to a

change of manners, I cannot say.’ He was here interrupted by the

entrance of the beautiful Mrs. G—, beautiful even in years. She said she

had brought him a book to look at. She could not stop, for she had a

lady waiting for her below, but she would call in some morning and have

a long chat. After she was gone, I remarked how handsome she still was;

and he said, ‘I don’t know why she is so kind as to come, except that I

am the last link in the chain that connects her with all those she most

esteemed when she was young, Johnson, Reynolds, Goldsmith—and remind her

of the most delightful period of her life.’ I said, Not only so, but you

remember what she was at twenty; and you thus bring back to her the

triumphs of her youth—that pride of beauty which must be the more fondly

cherished as it has no external vouchers, and lives chiefly in the bosom

of its once lovely possessor. In her, however, the Graces had triumphed

over time; she was one of Ninon de l’Enclos’ people, of the list of the

Immortals. I could almost fancy the shade of Goldsmith in the room,

looking round with complacency. ‘Yes,’ said Northcote, ‘that is what Sir

Joshua used to mention as the severest test of beauty—it was not then

_skin-deep_ only. She had gone through all the stages, and had lent a

grace to each. There are beauties that are old in a year. Take away the

bloom and freshness of youth, and there is no trace of what they were.

Their beauty is not grounded in first principles. Good temper is one of

the great preservers of the features.’ I observed, it was the same in

the mind as in the body. There were persons of premature ability who

soon ran to seed, and others who made no figure till they were advanced

in life. I had known several who were very clever at seventeen or

eighteen, but who had turned out nothing afterwards. ‘That is what my

father used to say, that at that time of life the effervescence and

intoxication of youth did a great deal, but that we must wait till the

gaiety and dance of the animal spirits had subsided to see what people

really were. It is wonderful’ (said Northcote, reverting to the former

subject) ‘what a charm there is in those early associations, in whatever

recals that first dawn and outset of life. _Jack-the-Giant-Killer_ is

the first book I ever read, and I cannot describe the pleasure it gives

me even now. I cannot look into it without my eyes filling with tears. I

do not know what it is (whether good or bad), but it is to me, from

early impressions, the most heroic of performances. I remember once not

having money to buy it, and I transcribed it all out with my own hand.

This is what I was going to say about Homer. I cannot help thinking that

one cause of the high admiration in which it is held is its being the

first book that is put into the hands of young people at school: it is

the first spell which opens to them the enchantments of the unreal

world. Had I been bred a scholar, I dare say Homer would have been my

Jack-the-Giant-Killer!—There is an innocence and simplicity in that

early age which makes every thing relating to it delightful. It seems to

me that it is the absence of all affectation or even of _consciousness_,

that constitutes the perfection of nature or art. That is what makes it

so interesting to see girls and boys dancing at school—there is such

natural gaiety and freedom, such unaffected, unpretending, unknown

grace. That is the true dancing, and not what you see at the Opera. And

again, in the most ordinary actions of children, what an ease, what a

playfulness, what flames of beauty do they throw out without being in

the smallest degree aware of it! I have sometimes thought it a pity

there should be such a precious essence, and that those who possess it

should be quite ignorant of it: yet if they knew it, that alone would

kill it! The whole depends on the utter absence of all egotism, of the

remotest reflection upon self. It is the same in works of art—the

simplest are the best. That is what makes me hate those _stuffed_

characters that are so full of themselves that I think they cannot have

much else in them. A man who admires himself prevents me from admiring

him, just as by praising himself he stops my mouth; though the vulgar

take their cue from a man’s opinion of himself, and admire none but

coxcombs and pedants. This is the best excuse for impudence and

quackery, that the world will not be gained without it. The true

favourites of Nature, however, have their eyes turned towards the

Goddess, instead of looking at themselves in the glass. There is no

pretence or assumption about them. It seems difficult indeed for any one

who is the object of attention to others not to be thinking of himself:

but the greatest men have always been the most free from this bias, the

weakest have been the soonest puffed up by self-conceit. If you had

asked Correggio why he painted as he did, he would have answered,

“Because he could not help it.” Look at Dryden’s verses, which he wrote

just like a school-boy who brings up his task without knowing whether he

shall be rewarded or flogged for it. Do you suppose he wrote the

description of Cymon for any other reason than because he could not help

it, or that he had any more power to stop himself in his headlong career

than the mountain-torrent? Or turn to Shakspeare, who evidently does not

know the value, the _dreadful_ value (as I may say) of the expressions

he uses. Genius gathers up its beauties, like the child, without knowing

whether they are weeds or flowers: those productions that are destined

to give forth an everlasting odour, grow up without labour or design.’

Mr. P— came in, and complimenting Northcote on a large picture he was

about, the latter said, It was his last great work: he was getting too

old for such extensive undertakings. His friend replied, that Titian

went on painting till near a hundred. ‘Aye,’ said Northcote, ‘but he had

the Devil to help him, and I have never been able to retain him in my

service. It is a dreadful thing to see an immense blank canvas spread

out before you to commit sins upon.’ Something was said of the Academy,

and P— made answer, ‘I know your admiration of corporate bodies.’ N.

said, ‘They were no worse than others; they all began well and ended

ill. When the Academy first began, one would suppose that the Members

were so many angels sent from heaven to fill the different situations,

and that was the reason why it began: now the difficulty was to find any

body fit for them, and the deficiency was supplied by interest,

intrigue, and cabal. Not that I object to the individuals neither. As

Swift said, I like Jack, Tom, and Harry very well by themselves; but

altogether, they are not to be endured. We see the effect of people

acting in concert in animals (for men are only a more vicious sort of

animals): a single dog will let you kick and cuff him as you please, and

will submit to any treatment; but if you meet a pack of hounds, they

will set upon you and tear you to pieces with the greatest impudence.’

P.: ‘The same complaint was made of the Academy in Barry’s time, which

is now thirty or forty years ago.’[93] NORTHCOTE: ‘Oh! yes, they very

soon degenerated. It is the same in all human institutions. The thing

is, there has been no way found yet to keep the Devil out. It will be a

curious thing to see whether that experiment of the American Government

will last. If it does, it will be the first instance of the kind.’ P.:

‘I should think not. There is something very complicated and mysterious

in the mode of their Elections, which I am given to understand are

managed in an under-hand manner by the leaders of parties; and besides,

in all governments the great _desideratum_ is to combine activity with a

freedom from selfish passions. But it unfortunately happens that in

human life, the selfish passions are the strongest and most active; and

on this rock society seems to split. There is a certain period in a

man’s life when he is at his best (when he combines the activity of

youth with the experience of manhood), after which he declines; and

perhaps it may be the same with states. Things are not best in the

beginning or at the end, but in the middle, which is but a point.’

NORTHCOTE: ‘Nothing stands still; it therefore either grows better or

worse. When a thing has reached its utmost perfection, it then borders

on excess; and excess leads to ruin and decay.’

Lord G. had bought a picture of Northcote’s: an allusion was made to his

enormous and increasing wealth. Northcote said he could be little the

better for it. After a certain point, it became a mere nominal

distinction. He only thought of that which passed through his hands and

fell under his immediate notice. He knew no more of the rest than you or

I did: he was merely perplexed by it. This was what often made persons

in his situation tenacious of the most trifling sums, for this was the

only positive or tangible wealth they had: the remote contingency was

like a thing in the clouds, or mountains of silver and gold seen in the

distant horizon. It was the same with Nollekens: he died worth £200,000:

but the money he had accumulated at his banker’s was out of his reach

and contemplation—_out of sight, out of mind_—he was only muddling about

with what he had in his hands, and lived like a beggar in actual fear of

want. P. said, he was an odd little man, but he believed clever in his

profession. Northcote assented, and observed ‘he was an instance of what

might be done by concentrating the attention on a single object. If you

collect the rays of the sun in a focus, you could set any object on

fire. Great talents were often dissipated to no purpose: but time and

patience conquered every thing. Without them, you could do nothing. So

Giardini, when asked how long it would take to learn to play on the

fiddle, answered—“Twelve hours a-day for twenty years together.” A few

great geniuses may trifle with the arts, like Rubens; but in general

nothing can be more fatal than to suppose one’s-self a great genius.’ P.

observed, that in common business those who gave up their whole time and

thoughts to any pursuit generally succeeded in it, though far from

bright men: and we often found those who had acquired a name for some

one excellence, people of moderate capacity in other respects. After Mr.

P. was gone, Northcote said he was one of the persons of the soundest

judgment he had ever known, and like Mr. P. H. the least liable to be

imposed upon by appearances. Northcote made the remark that he thought

it improper in any one to refuse lending a favourite picture for public

exhibition, as it seemed not exclusively to belong to one person. A

jewel of this value belongs rather to the public than to the individual.

Consider the multitudes you deprive of an advantage they cannot receive

again: the idle of amusement, the studious of instruction and

improvement. I said, this kind of indifference to the wishes of the

public was _sending the world to Coventry_! We then spoke of a

celebrated courtier, of whom I said I was willing to believe every thing

that was amiable, though I had some difficulty, while thinking of him,

to keep the _valet_ out of my head. NORTHCOTE: ‘He has certainly

endeavoured to behave well; but there is no altering character. I myself

might have been a courtier if I could have cringed and held my tongue;

but I could no more exist in that element than a fish out of water. At

one time I knew Lord R. and Lord H. S—, who were intimate with the

Prince and recommended my pictures to him. Sir Joshua once asked me,

“What do you know of the Prince of —, that he so often speaks to me

about you?” I remember I made him laugh by my answer, for I said, “Oh!

he knows nothing of me, nor I of him—it’s only his _bragging_!”—“Well,”

said he, “that is spoken like a King!”‘... It was to-day I asked leave

to write down one or two of these Conversations: he said ‘I might, if I

thought it worth while; but I do assure you that you overrate them. You

have not lived enough in society to be a judge. What is new to you, you

think will seem so to others. To be sure, there is one thing, I have had

the advantage of having lived in good society myself. I not only passed

a great deal of my younger days in the company of Reynolds, Johnson, and

that circle, but I was brought up among the Mudges, of whom Sir Joshua

(who was certainly used to the most brilliant society of the metropolis)

thought so highly, that he had them at his house for weeks, and even

sometimes gave up his own bed-room to receive them. Yet they were not

thought superior to several other persons at Plymouth, who were

distinguished, some for their satirical wit, others for their delightful

fancy, others for their information or sound sense, and with all of whom

my father was familiar when I was a boy. Really after what I recollect

of these, some of the present people appear to me mere wretched

pretenders, muttering out their own emptiness.’ I said, We had a

specimen of Lord Byron’s _Conversations_. NORTHCOTE.—‘Yes; but he was a

tyrant, and a person of that disposition never learns any thing, because

he will only associate with inferiors. If, however, you think you can

make any thing of it and can keep clear of personalities, I have no

objection to your trying; only I think after the first attempt, you will

give it up as turning out quite differently from what you expected.’

CONVERSATION THE EIGHTH

Northcote spoke again of Sir Joshua, and said, he was in some degree

ignorant of what might be called the _grammatical_ part of the art, or

scholarship of academic skill; but he made up for it by an eye for

nature, or rather by a feeling of harmony and beauty. Dance (he that was

afterwards Sir Nathaniel Holland) drew the figure well, gave a strong

likeness and a certain studied air to his portraits; yet they were so

stiff and forced that they seemed as if put into a _vice_. Sir Joshua,

with the defect of proportion and drawing, threw his figures into such

natural and graceful attitudes, that they might be taken for the very

people sitting or standing there. An arm might be too long or too short,

but from the apparent ease of the position he had chosen, it looked like

a real arm and neither too long nor too short. The mechanical

measurements might be wrong: the general conception of nature and

character was right; and this, which he felt most strongly himself, he

conveyed in a corresponding degree to the spectator. Nature is not one

thing, but a variety of things, considered under different points of

view; and he who seizes forcibly and happily on any one of these, does

enough for fame. He will be the most popular artist, who gives that view

with which the world in general sympathise. A merely professional

reputation is not very extensive, nor will it last long. W—, who prided

himself on his drawing, had no idea of any thing but a certain rigid

_outline_, never considering the use of the limbs in moving, the effects

of light and shade, &c. so that his figures, even the best of them, look

as if cut out of wood. Therefore no one now goes to see them: while Sir

Joshua’s are as much sought after as ever, from their answering to a

feeling in the mind, though deficient as literal representations of

external nature. Speaking of artists who were said, in the cant of

connoisseurship, to be jealous of their outline, he said, ‘Rembrandt was

not one of these. He took good care to lose it as fast as he could.’

Northcote then spoke of the breadth of Titian, and observed, that though

particularly in his early pictures, he had finished highly and copied

every thing from nature, this never interfered with the general effect,

there was no confusion or littleness: he threw such a broad light on the

objects, that every thing was seen in connection with the masses and in

its place. He then mentioned some pictures of his own, some of them

painted forty years ago, that had lately sold very well at a sale at

Plymouth: he was much gratified at this, and said it was almost like

looking out of the grave to see how one’s reputation got on.

Northcote told an anecdote of Sir George B—, to show the credulity of

mankind. When a young man, he put an advertisement in the papers to say

that a Mynheer —, just come over from Germany, had found out a method of

taking a likeness much superior to any other by the person’s looking

into a mirror and having the glass heated so as to bake the impression.

He stated this wonderful artist to live at a perfumer’s shop in

Bond-street, opposite to an hotel where he lodged, and amused himself

the next day to see the numbers of people who flocked to have their

likenesses taken in this surprising manner. At last, he went over

himself to ask for Monsieur —, and was driven out of the shop by the

perfumer in a rage, who said there was no Monsieur — nor Monsieur

_Devil_ lived there. At another time Sir G. was going in a coach to a

tavern with a party of gay young men. The waiter came to the coach-door

with a light, and as he was holding this up to the others, those who had

already got out went round, and getting in at the opposite coach-door

came out again, so that there seemed to be no end of the procession, and

the waiter ran into the house, frightened out of his wits. The same

story is told of Swift and four clergymen dressed in canonicals.

Speaking of titles, Northcote said, ‘It was strange what blunders were

often made in this way. R—, (the engraver) had stuck Lord John Boringdon

under his print after Sir Joshua—it should be John Lord Boringdon—and he

calls the Earl of Carlisle Lord Carlisle—Lord Carlisle denotes only a

Baron. I was once dining at Sir John Leicester’s, and a gentleman who

was there was expressing his wonder what connection a Prince of Denmark

and a Duke of Gloucester could have with Queen Anne, that prints of them

should be inserted in a history that he had just purchased of her reign.

No other, I said, than that one of them was her son, and the other her

husband. The boy died when he was eleven years old of a fever caught at

a ball dancing, or he would have succeeded to the throne. He was a very

promising youth, though that indeed is what is said of all princes.

Queen Anne took his death greatly to heart, and that was the reason why

she never would appoint a successor. She wished her brother to come in,

rather than the present family. That makes me wonder, after thrones have

been overturned and kingdoms torn asunder to keep the Catholics out, to

see the pains that are now taken to bring them in. It was this that made

the late King say it was inconsistent with his Coronation-oath. Not that

I object to tolerate any religion (even the Jewish), but they are the

only one that will not tolerate any other. They are such devils (what

with their cunning, their numbers, and their zeal), that if they once

get a footing, they will never rest till they get the whole power into

their hands. It was but the other day that the Jesuits nearly overturned

the empire of China; and if they were obliged to make laws and take the

utmost precautions against their crafty encroachments, shall we open a

door to them, who have only just escaped out of their hands?’ I said, I

had thrown a radical reformer into a violent passion lately by

maintaining that the Pope and Cardinals of Rome were a set of as

good-looking men as so many Protestant Bishops or Methodist parsons, and

that the Italians were the only people who seemed to have any faith in

their religion as an object of imagination or feeling. My opponent grew

almost black in the face, while inveighing against the enormous

absurdity of transubstantiation; it was in vain I pleaded the beauty,

innocence, and cheerfulness of the peasant-girls near Rome, who believed

in this dreadful superstition, and who thought me _damned_ and would

probably have been glad to see me burnt at a stake as a heretic. At

length I said, that I thought reason and truth very excellent things in

themselves; and that when I saw the rest of the world grow as fond of

them as they were of absurdity and superstition, I should be entirely of

his way of thinking; but I liked an interest in something (a wafer or a

crucifix) better than an interest in nothing. What have philosophers

gained by unloosing their hold of the _ideal_ world, but to be hooted at

and pelted by the rabble, and envied and vilified by one another for

want of a common bond of union and interest between them? I just now met

the son of an old literary friend in the street, who seemed disposed to

_cut_ me for some hereditary pique, jealousy, or mistrust. Suppose his

father and I had been Catholic priests (saving the _bar-sinister_) how

different would have been my reception! He is short-sighted indeed; but

had I been a Cardinal, he would have seen me fast enough: the costume

alone would have assisted him. Where there is no frame-work of

respectability founded on the _esprit de corps_ and on public opinion

cemented into a prejudice, the jarring pretensions of individuals fall

into a chaos of elementary particles, neutralising each other by mutual

antipathy, and soon become the sport and laughter of the multitude.

Where the whole is referred to intrinsic, real merit, this creates a

standard of conceit, egotism, and envy in every one’s own mind, lowering

the class, not raising the individual. A Catholic priest walking along

the street is looked up to as a link in the chain let down from heaven:

a poet or philosopher is looked down upon as a poor creature, deprived

of certain advantages, and with very questionable pretensions in other

respects. Abstract intellect requires the weight of the other world to

be thrown into the scale, to make it a match for the prejudices,

vulgarity, ignorance, and selfishness of this! ‘You are right,’ said

Northcote. ‘It was Archimedes who said he could move the earth if he had

a place to fix his levers on: the priests have always found this

_purchase_ in the skies. After all, we have not much reason to complain,

if they give us so splendid a reversion to look forward to. That is what

I said to G— when he had been trying to unsettle the opinions of a young

artist whom I knew. Why should you wish to turn him out of one house,

till you have provided another for him? Besides, what do you know of the

matter more than he does? His nonsense is as good as your nonsense, when

both are equally in the dark. As to what your friend said of the follies

of the Catholics, I do not think that the Protestants can pretend to be

quite free from them. So when a chaplain of Lord Bath’s was teazing a

Popish clergyman to know how he could make up his mind to admit that

absurdity of Transubstantiation, the other made answer, “Why, I’ll tell

you: when I was young, I was taught to swallow Adam’s Apple; and since

that, I have found no difficulty with any thing else!” We may say what

we will of the Catholic religion; but it is more easy to abuse than to

overturn it. I have for myself no objection to it but its insatiable

ambition, and its being such a dreadful engine of power. It is its very

perfection as a system of profound policy and moral influence, that

renders it so formidable. Indeed, I have been sometimes suspected of a

leaning to it myself; and when Godwin wrote his _Life of Chaucer_, he

was said to have turned Papist from his making use of something I had

said to him about confession. I don’t know but unfair advantages may be

taken of it for state-purposes; but I cannot help thinking it is of

signal benefit in the regulation of private life. If servants have

cheated or lied or done any thing wrong, they are obliged to tell it to

the priest, which makes them bear it in mind, and then a certain penance

is assigned which they must go through, though they do not like it. All

this acts as a timely check, which is better than letting them go on

till their vices get head, and then hanging them! The Great indeed may

buy themselves off (as where are they not privileged?) but this

certainly does not apply to the community at large. I remember our

saying to that old man (a Dominican friar) whose picture you see there,

that we wished he could be made a Royal Confessor; to which he replied,

that he would not for the world be Confessor to a King, because it would

prevent him from the conscientious discharge of his duty. In former

times, in truth, the traffic in indulgences was carried to great

lengths; and this it was that broke up the system and gave a handle to

the Protestants. The excellence of the scheme produced the power, and

then the power led to the abuse of it. Infidel Popes went the farthest

in extending the privileges of the Church; and being held back by no

scruples of faith or conscience, nearly ruined it. When some pious

ecclesiastic was insisting to Leo X. on the necessity of reforming

certain scandalous abuses, he pointed to a crucifix and said, “Behold

the fate of a reformer! The system, as it is, is good enough for us!”

They have taken the morality of the Gospel and engrafted upon it a

system of superstition and priestcraft; but still perhaps the former

prevails over the latter. Even that duty of humanity to animals is

beautifully provided for; for on St. Antony’s day, the patron of

animals, the horses, &c. pass under a certain arch, and the priest

sprinkles the Holy Water over them, so that they are virtually taken

under the protection of the church. We think we have a right to treat

them any how, because they have no souls. The Roman Catholic is not a

barbarous religion; and it is also much milder than it was. This is a

necessary consequence of the state of things. When three Englishmen were

presented to Benedict XIV. (Lambertini) who was a man of wit and

letters, he observed to them smiling, “I know that you must look upon

our religion as false and spurious, but I suppose you will have no

objection to receive the blessing of an old man!” When Fuseli and I were

there, an Englishman of the name of Brown had taken the pains to convert

a Roman artist: the Englishman was sent from Rome, and the student was

taken to the Inquisition, where he was shown the hooks in the wall and

the instruments of torture used in former times, reprimanded, and soon

after dismissed.’ I asked Northcote whereabouts the Inquisition was? He

said, ‘In a street behind the Vatican.’ He and Mr. Prince Hoare once

took shelter in the portico out of a violent shower of rain, and

considered it a great piece of inhumanity to be turned out into the

street. He then noticed a curious mistake in Mrs. Radcliffe’s ITALIAN,

where some one is brought from Naples to the Inquisition, and made to

enter Rome through the Porta di Popolo, and then the other streets on

the English side of Rome are described with great formality, which is as

if any one was described as coming by the coach from Exeter, and after

entering at Whitechapel, proceeding through Cheapside and the Strand to

Charing Cross. Northcote related a story told him by Nollekens of a

singular instance of the effects of passion that he saw in the

Trastevere, the oldest and most disorderly part of Rome.[94] Two women

were quarrelling, when having used the most opprobrious language, one of

them drew a knife from her bosom, and tried to plunge it into her

rival’s breast, but missing her blow and the other retiring to a short

distance and laughing at her, in a fit of impotent rage she struck it

into her own bosom. Her passion had been worked up to an uncontrolable

pitch, and being disappointed of its first object, must find vent

somewhere. I remarked it was what we did every day of our lives in a

less degree, according to the vulgar proverb of _cutting off one’s nose

to spite one’s face_!

Northcote then returned to the subject of the sale of his pictures. He

said it was a satisfaction, though a melancholy one, to think that one’s

works might fetch more after one’s death than during one’s life-time. He

had once shewn Farington a landscape of Wilson’s, for which a gentleman

had given three hundred guineas at the first word; and Farington said he

remembered Wilson’s painting it, and how delighted he was when he got

thirty pounds for it. Barrett rode in his coach, while Wilson nearly

starved and was obliged to borrow ten pounds to go and die in Wales: yet

he used to say that his pictures would be admired, when the name of

Barrett was forgotten. Northcote said he also thought it a great

hardship upon authors, that copyright should be restricted to a few

years, instead of being continued for the benefit of the family, as in

the case of Hudibras, Paradise Lost, and other works, by which

booksellers made fortunes every year, though the descendants of the

authors were still living in obscurity and distress. I said that in

France a successful drama brought something to the author or his heirs

every time it was acted. Northcote seemed to approve of this, and

remarked that he always thought it very hard upon Richardson, just at

the time he had brought out his Pamela or Clarissa, to have it pirated

by an Irish bookseller through a treacherous servant whom he kept in his

shop, and thus to lose all the profits of his immortal labours.

CONVERSATION THE NINTH

Northcote remarked to-day that artists were more particular than authors

as to character—the latter did not seem to care whom they associated

with. He, N—, was disposed to attribute this to greater refinement of

moral perception in his own profession. I said I thought it was owing to

authors being more upon the town than painters, who were dependent upon

particular individuals and in a manner accountable to them for the

persons they might be seen in company with or might occasionally bring

into contact with them. For instance, I said I thought H— was wrong in

asking me to his _Private Day_, where I might meet with Lord M—, who was

so loyal a man that he affected not to know that such a person as

Admiral Blake had ever existed. On the same principle this Noble Critic

was blind to the merit of Milton, in whom he could see nothing, though

Mr. Pitt had been at the pains to repeat several fine passages to him.

N— said, ‘It’s extraordinary how particular the world sometimes are, and

what prejudices they take up against people, even where there is no

objection to character, merely on the score of opinion. There is G—, who

is a very good man; yet when Mr. H— and myself wished to introduce him

at the house of a lady who lives in a round of society, and has a strong

tinge of the _blue-stocking_, she would not hear of it. The sound of the

name seemed to terrify her. It was his _writings_ she was afraid of.

Even Cosway made a difficulty too.’

I replied—‘I should not have expected this of him, who was as great a

visionary and as violent a politician as any body could be.’

NORTHCOTE—‘It passed off in Cosway as whim. He was one of those

butterfly characters that nobody minded: so that his opinion went for

nothing: but it would not do to bring any one else there, whose opinion

might be more regarded and equally unpalatable. G—’s case is

particularly hard in this respect: he is a profligate in theory, and a

bigot in conduct. He does not seem at all to practise what he preaches,

though this does not appear to avail him any thing.’—‘Yes,’ I said, ‘he

writes, against himself. He has written against matrimony, and has been

twice married. He has scouted all the common-place duties, and yet is a

good husband and a kind father. He is a strange composition of contrary

qualities. He is a cold formalist, and full of ardour and enthusiasm of

mind; dealing in magnificent projects and petty cavils; naturally dull,

and brilliant by dint of study; pedantic and playful; a dry logician and

a writer of romances.’

‘You describe him,’ said N—, ‘as I remember Baretti once did Sir Joshua

Reynolds at his own table, saying to him, “You are extravagant and mean,

generous and selfish, envious and candid, proud and humble, a genius and

a mere ordinary mortal at the same time.” I may not remember his exact

words, but that was their effect. The fact was, Sir Joshua was a mixed

character, like the rest of mankind in that respect; but knew his own

failings, and was on his guard to keep them back as much as possible,

though the defects would break out sometimes.’ ‘G—, on the contrary,’ I

said, ‘is aiming to let his out and to magnify them into virtues in a

kind of hot-bed of speculation. He is shocking on paper and tame in

reality.’

‘How is that?’ said Northcote.

‘Why, I think it is easy enough to be accounted for; he is naturally a

cold speculative character, and indulges in certain metaphysical

extravagances as an agreeable exercise for the imagination, which alarm

persons of a grosser temperament, but to which he attaches no practical

consequences whatever. So it has been asked how some very immoral or

irreligious writers, such as Helveticus and others, have been remarked

to be men of good moral character? and I think the answer is the same.

Persons of a studious, phlegmatic disposition can with impunity give a

license to their thoughts, which they are under no temptation to reduce

into practice. The sting is taken out of evil by their constitutional

indifference, and they look on virtue and vice as little more than words

without meaning or the black and white pieces of the chess-board, in

combining which the same skill and ingenuity may be shewn. More depraved

and combustible temperaments are warned of the danger of any latitude of

opinion by their very proneness to mischief, and are forced by a secret

consciousness to impose the utmost restraint both upon themselves and

others. The greatest prudes are not always supposed to be the greatest

enemies to pleasure. Besides, authors are very much confined by habit to

a life of study and speculation, sow their wild oats in their books, and

unless where their passions are very strong indeed, take their swing in

theory and conform in practice to the ordinary rules and examples of the

world.’

Northcote said, ‘Certainly people are tenacious of appearances in

proportion to the depravity of manners, as we may see in the simplicity

of country-places. To be sure, a rake like Hodge in _Love in a Village_

gets amongst them now and then; but in general they do many gross things

without the least notion of impropriety, as if vice were a thing they

had no more to do with than children.’ He then mentioned an instance of

some young country-people who had to sleep on the floor in the same room

and they parted the men from the women by some sacks of corn, which

served for a line of demarcation and an inviolable partition between

them. I told N— a story of a countrywoman who coming to an inn in the

West of England wanted a bed; and being told they had none to spare,

still persisted till the landlady said in a joke, ‘I tell you, good

woman, I have none, unless you can prevail with the ostler to give you

half of his.’—‘Well,’ said she, ‘if he is a sober, prudent man, I should

not mind.’

Something was then said of the manners of people abroad, who sometimes

managed to unite an absence of _mauvaise honte_ with what could hardly

be construed into an ignorance of vice. The Princess Borghese

(Buonaparte’s sister) who was no saint, sat to Canova for a model, and

being asked, ‘If she did not feel a little uncomfortable,’ answered,

‘No, there was a fire in the room.’

‘Custom,’ said N—, ‘makes a wonderful difference in taking off the

sharpness of the first inflammable impression. People for instance were

mightily shocked when they first heard that the boys at the Academy drew

from a living model. But the effect almost immediately wears off with

them. It is exactly like copying from a statue. The stillness, the

artificial light, the attention to what they are about, the publicity

even, draws off any idle thoughts, and they regard the figure and point

out its defects or beauties, precisely as if it were of clay or marble.’

I said I had perceived this effect myself, that the anxiety to copy the

object before one deadened every other feeling; but as this drew to a

close, the figure seemed almost like something coming to life again, and

that this was a very critical minute. He said, he found the students

sometimes watched the women out, though they were not of a very

attractive appearance, as none but those who were past their prime would

sit in this way: they looked upon it as an additional disgrace to what

their profession imposed upon them, and as something unnatural. One in

particular (he remembered) always came in a mask. Several of the young

men in his time had however been lured into a course of dissipation and

ruined by such connexions; one in particular, a young fellow of great

promise but affected, and who thought that profligacy was a part of

genius. I said, It was the easiest part. This was an advantage foreign

art had over ours. A battered courtesan sat for Sir Joshua’s Iphigene;

innocent girls sat for Canova’s Graces, as I had been informed.

Northcote asked, if I had sent my son to school? I said, I thought of

the Charter-House, if I could compass it. I liked those old established

places where learning grew for hundreds of years, better than any

new-fangled experiments or modern seminaries. He inquired if I had ever

thought of putting him to school on the Continent; to which I answered,

No, for I wished him to have an idea of home, before I took him abroad;

by beginning in the contrary method, I thought I deprived him both of

the habitual attachment to the one and of the romantic pleasure in the

other. N— observed there were very fine schools at Rome in his time, one

was an Italian, and another a Spanish College, at the last of which they

acted plays of Voltaire’s, such as Zara, Mahomet, &c. at some of which

he had been present. The hall that served for the theatre was

beautifully decorated; and just as the curtain was about to draw up, a

hatch-way was opened and showered down play-bills on their heads with

the names of the actors; such a part being by a Spanish Grandee of the

first class, another by a Spanish Grandee of the second class, and they

were covered with jewels of the highest value. Several Cardinals were

also present (who did not attend the public theatres) and it was easy to

gain admittance from the attention always shewn to strangers. N— then

spoke of the courtesy and decorum of the Roman clergy in terms of warm

praise, and said he thought it in a great measure owing to the conclave

being composed of dignitaries of all nations, Spanish, German, Italian,

which merged individual asperities and national prejudices in a spirit

of general philanthropy and mutual forbearance. I said I had never met

with a look from a Catholic priest (from the highest to the lowest) that

seemed to reproach me with being a _tramontane_. This absence of all

impertinence was to me the first of virtues. He repeated, I have no

fault to find with Italy. There may be vice in Rome, as in all great

capitals (though I did not see it)—but in Parma and the remoter towns,

they seem all like one great and exemplary family. Their kindness to

strangers was remarkable. He said he had himself travelled all the way

from Lyons to Genoa, and from Genoa to Rome without speaking a word of

the language and in the power of a single person without meeting with

the smallest indignity; and everywhere, both at the inns and on the

road, every attention was paid to his feelings, and pains taken to

alleviate the uncomfortableness of his situation. Set a Frenchman down

in England to go from London to York in the same circumstances, and see

what treatment he will be exposed to. He recollected a person of the

name of Gogain who had been educated in France and could not speak

English—on landing, he held out half-a-guinea to pay the boatman who had

rowed him only about twenty yards from the vessel, which the fellow put

in his pocket and left him without a single farthing. Abroad, he would

have been had before the magistrate for such a thing, and probably sent

to the galleys. There is a qualifying property in nature that makes most

things equal. In England they cannot drag you out of your bed to a

scaffold, or take an estate from you without some reason assigned: but

as the law prevents any flagrant acts of injustice, so it makes it more

difficult to obtain redress. ‘We pay,’ continued Northcote, ‘for every

advantage we possess by the loss of some other. Poor Goblet, the other

day, after making himself a drudge to Nollekens all his life, with

difficulty recovered eight hundred pounds compensation; and though he

was clearly entitled, by the will, to the models which the sculptor left

behind him, he was afraid to risk the law expenses, and gave it up.’

Some person had been remarking, that every one had a right to leave his

property to whom he pleased. ‘Not,’ said N—, ‘when he has promised it to

another.’ I asked if Mr. — was not the same person I had once seen come

into his painting-room, in a rusty black coat and brown worsted

stockings, very much with the air of a man who carries a pistol in an

inside pocket? He said, ‘It might be: he was a dull man, but a great

scholar—one of those described in the epigram:—

Oh! ho, quoth Time to Thomas Heame,

Whatever I forget, you learn.’

We then alluded to an attack of Cobbett’s on some spruce legacy-hunter,

quoted in the last Sunday’s Examiner; and N— spoke in raptures of the

power in Cobbett’s writings, and asked me if I had ever seen him. I

said, I had for a short time; that he called _rogue_ and _scoundrel_ at

every second word in the coolest way imaginable, and went on just the

same in a room as on paper.

I returned to what N— lately said of his travels in Italy, and asked if

there were fine Titians at Genoa or Naples. ‘Oh, yes!’ he said, ‘heaps

at the latter place. Titian had painted them for one of the Farnese

family; and when the second son succeeded the eldest as King of Spain,

the youngest, who was Prince of Parma, went to Naples, and took them

with him. There is that fine one (which you have heard me speak of) of

Paul III. and his two natural sons or nephews, as they were called. My

God! what a look it has! The old man is sitting in his chair, and

looking up to one of the sons, with his hands grasping the arm-chair,

and his long spider fingers, and seems to say (as plain as words can

speak), “You wretch! what do you want now?”—while the young fellow is

advancing with an humble hypocritical air. It is true history, as Fuseli

said, and indeed it turned out so; for the son (or nephew) was

afterwards thrown out of the palace-windows by the mob, and torn to

pieces by them.’ In speaking of the different degrees of information

abroad, he remarked, ‘One of the persons where I lodged at Rome did not

even know the family name of the reigning Pope, and only spoke of him as

the _Papa_; another person, who was also my landlady, knew all their

history, and could tell me the names of the Cardinals from my describing

their coats of arms to her.’

N— related an anecdote of Mr. Moore (brother of the general), who was on

board an English frigate in the American war, and coming in sight of

another vessel which did not answer their signals, they expected an

action, when the Captain called his men together, and addressed them in

the following manner:—‘You dirty, ill-looking blackguards! do you

suppose I can agree to deliver up such a set of scarecrows as you as

prisoners to that smart, frippery Frenchman? I can’t think of such a

thing. No! by G—d, you must fight till not a man of you is left, for I

should be ashamed of owning such a ragamuffin crew!’ This was received

with loud shouts and assurances of victory, but the vessel turned out to

be an English one.

I asked if he had seen the American novels, in one of which (the Pilot)

there was an excellent description of an American privateer expecting

the approach of an English man-of-war in a thick fog, when some one saw

what appeared to be a bright cloud rising over the fog, but it proved to

be the topsail of a seventy-four. N— thought this was striking, but had

not seen the book. ‘Was it one of I—’s?’ Oh! no, he is a mere trifler—a

_filigree_ man—an English _littérateur_ at second-hand; but the _Pilot_

gave a true and unvarnished picture of American character and manners.

The storm, the fight, the whole account of the ship’s crew, and in

particular of an old boatswain, were done to the life—every thing

Suffered a sea-change

Into something new and strange.

On land he did not do so well. The fault of American literature (when

not a mere vapid imitation of ours) was, that it ran too much into dry,

minute, literal description; or if it made an effort to rise above this

ground of matter-of-fact, it was forced and exaggerated, ‘horrors

accumulating on horror’s head.’ They had _no natural imagination_. This

was likely to be the case in a new country like America, where there

were no dim traces of the past—no venerable monuments—no romantic

associations; where all (except the physical) remained to be created,

and where fiction, if they attempted it, would take as preposterous and

extravagant a shape as their local descriptions were jejune and servile.

Cooper’s novels and Brown’s romances (something on the model of

Godwin’s) were the two extremes.

Some remark was made on the failure of a great bookseller, and on the

supposition that now we should find out the author of the Scotch novels.

‘Aye,’ said N—, ‘we shall find more than one.’ I said, I thought not; to

say nothing of the beauties, the peculiarities of style and grammar in

every page proved them to be by the same hand. Nobody else could write

so well—or so ill, in point of mere negligence. N— said, ‘It was a pity

he should fling away a fortune twice. There were some people who could

not keep money when they had got it. It was a kind of incontinence of

the purse. Zoffani did the same thing. He made a fortune in England by

his pictures, which he soon got rid of, and another in India, which went

the same way.’

We somehow got from Sir Walter to the Queen’s trial, and the scenes at

Brandenburg House. I said they were a strong illustration of that

instinct of servility—that _hankering_ after rank and power, which

appeared to me to be the base part of human nature. Here were all the

patriots and Jacobins of London and Westminster, who scorned and hated

the King, going to pay their homage to the Queen, and ready to worship

the very rags of royalty. The wives and daughters of popular

caricaturists and of forgotten demagogues were ready to pull caps in the

presence-chamber for precedence, till they were parted by Mr. Alderman

Wood. Every fool must go to kiss hands; ‘our maid’s aunt of Brentford’

must sip loyalty from the Queen’s hand! That was the true court to which

_they_ were admitted: the instant there was the smallest opening, all

must rush in, _tag-rag and bobtail_. All the fierceness of independence

and all the bristling prejudices of popular jealousy were smoothed down

in a moment by the velvet touch of the Queen’s hand! No matter what else

she was (whether her cause were right or wrong)—it was the mock-equality

with sovereign rank, the acting in a farce of state, that was the secret

charm. That was what drove them mad. The world must have something to

admire; and the more worthless and stupid their idol is, the better,

provided it is fine: for it equally flatters their appetite for wonder,

and hurts their self-love less. This is the reason why people formerly

were so fond of idols: they fell down and worshipped them, and made

others do the same, for theatrical effect; while, all the while, they

knew they were but wood and stone painted over. We in modern times have

got from the _dead_ to the _living_ idol, and bow to hereditary

imbecility. The less of genius and virtue, the greater our

self-complacency. We do not care how high the elevation, so that it is

wholly undeserved. True greatness excites our envy; mere rank, our

unqualified respect. That is the reason of our antipathy to new-made

dynasties, and of our acquiescence in old-established despotism. We

think _we_ could sit upon a throne, if we had had the good luck to be

born to one; but we feel that we have neither talent nor courage to

raise ourselves to one. If any one does, he seems to have got the start

of us; and we are glad to pull him back again. I remember Mr. R—, of

Liverpool (a very excellent man, and a good patriot,) saying, many years

ago, in reference to Buonaparte and George III., that ‘the superiority

of rank was quite enough for him, without the intellectual superiority.’

That is what has made so many renegadoes and furious Anti-Buonapartists

among our poets and politicians, because he got before them in the race

of power. N— ‘And the same thing made _you_ stick to him, because you

thought he was your fellow! It is wonderful how much of our virtues, as

well as of our vices, is referable to self. Did you ever read

Rochefoucault?’—Yes. ‘And don’t you think he is right?’ In a great

measure: but I like Mandeville better. He goes more into his subject.

‘Oh! he is a devil. There is a description of a clergyman’s hand he has

given, which I have always had in my eye whenever I have had to paint a

fine gentleman’s hand. I thought him too metaphysical, but it is long

since I read him. His book was burnt by the common hangman; was it not?’

Yes; but he did not at all like this circumstance, and is always

recurring to it.—‘No one can like this kind of condemnation, because

every sensible man knows he is not a judge in his own cause; and

besides, is conscious, if the verdict were on the other side, how ready

he would be to catch at it as decisive in his favour.’ I said, it was

amusing to see the way in which he fell upon Steele, Shaftesbury, and

other amiable writers, and the terror you were in for your favourites,

just as when a hawk is hovering over and going to pounce upon some of

the more harmless feathered tribe. He added, ‘It was surprising how

Swift had escaped with so little censure; but the _Gulliver’s Travels_

passed off as a story-book, and you might say in verse what you would be

pelted for in plain prose.—The same thing you have observed in politics

may be observed in religion too. You see the anxiety to divide and bring

nearer to our own level. The Creator of the universe is too high an

object for us to approach; the Catholics therefore have introduced the

Virgin Mary and a host of saints, with whom their votaries feel more at

their ease and on a par. The real object of worship is kept almost out

of sight. Dignum the singer (who is a Catholic) was arguing on this

subject with some one, who wanted to convert him, and he replied in his

own defence—“If you had a favour to ask of some great person, would you

not first apply to a common friend to intercede for you?”’ In some part

of the foregoing conversation, N— remarked that ‘West used to say, you

could always tell the highest nobility at court, from their profound

humility to the King: the others kept at a distance, and did not seem to

care about it. The more the former raised the highest person, the more

they raised themselves who were next in point of rank. They had a

greater interest in the question; and the King would have a greater

jealousy of them than of others. When B— was painting the Queen, with

whom he used to be quite familiar, he was one day surprised, when the

Prince-Regent came into the room, to see the profound homage and

dignified respect with which he approached her. “Good God!” said he to

himself, “here is the second person in the kingdom comes into the room

in this manner, while I have been using the greatest freedoms!” To be

sure! that was the very reason: the second person in the kingdom wished

to invest the first with all possible respect, so much of which was

naturally reflected back upon himself. B— had nothing to lose or gain in

this game of royal ceremony, and was accordingly treated as a cypher.’

CONVERSATION THE TENTH

Northcote shewed me a printed circular from the Academy, with blanks to

be filled up by Academicians, recommending young students to draw. One

of these related to an assurance as to the moral character of the

candidate; Northcote said, ‘What can I know about that? This zeal for

morality begins with inviting me to tell a lie. I know whether he can

draw or not, because he brings me specimens of his drawings; but what am

I to know of the moral character of a person I have never seen before?

Or what business have the Academy to inquire into it? I suppose they are

not afraid he will steal the Farnese Hercules; and as to idleness and

debauchery, he will not be cured of these by cutting him off from the

pursuit of a study on which he has set his mind, and in which he has a

fair chance to succeed. I told one of them, with as grave a face as I

could, that, as to his moral character, he must go to his god-fathers

and god-mothers for that. He answered very simply, that they were a

great way off, and that he had nobody to appeal to but his apothecary!

The Academy is not an institution for the suppression of vice, but for

the encouragement of the Fine Arts. Why then go out of their way to

meddle with what was provided for by other means—the law and the pulpit?

It would not have happened in Sir Joshua’s time,’ continued Northcote,

‘nor even in Fuseli’s: but the present men are “dressed in a little

brief authority,” and they wish to make the most of it, without

perceiving the limits. No good can possibly come of this _busy-body_

spirit. The dragging morality into every thing, in season and out of

season, is only giving a handle to hypocrisy, and turning virtue into a

bye-word for impertinence!’

Here Northcote stopped suddenly, to ask if there was not such a word as

_rivulet_ in the language? I said it was as much a word in the language

as it was a thing in itself. He replied, it was not to be found in

Johnson; the word was _riveret_ there. I thought this must be in some of

the new editions; Dr. Johnson would have knocked any body down, who had

used the word _riveret_. It put me in mind of a story of Y— the actor,

who being asked how he was, made answer that he had been indisposed for

some days with a _feveret_. The same person, speaking of the

impossibility of escaping from too great publicity, related an anecdote

of his being once in a remote part of the Highlands, and seeing an old

gentleman fishing, he went up to inquire some particulars as to the mode

of catching the salmon at what are called ‘salmon-leaps.’—The old

gentleman began his reply—‘Why, Mr. Y—,’ at which the actor started back

in great surprise. ‘Good God!’ said Northcote, ‘did he consider this as

a matter of wonder, that, after shewing himself on a stage for a number

of years, people should know his face? If an artist or an author were

recognised in that manner, it might be a proof of celebrity, because it

would shew that they had been sought for; but an actor is so much seen

in public, that it is no wonder he is known by all the world. I once

went with Opie in the stage-coach to Exeter; and when we parted; he to

go on to Cornwall and I to Plymouth, there was a young gentleman in the

coach who asked me, “Who it was that I had been conversing with?” I said

it was Mr. Opie, the painter; at which he expressed the greatest

surprise, and was exceedingly concerned to think he had not known it

before. I did not tell him who I was, to see if my name would electrify

him in the same manner. That brings to my mind the story I perhaps may

have told you before, of a Mr. A— and Dr. Pennick of the Museum. They

got into some quarrel at the theatre; and the former presenting his

card, said with great pomposity, “My name is A—, Sir;” to which the

other answered, “I hear it, Sir, and am not terrified!”’ I asked if this

was the A— who fought the duel with F—. He said he could not tell, but

he was our ambassador to some of the petty German States.

A country-gentleman came in, who complimented Northcote on his pictures

of animals and birds, which I knew he would not like. He muttered

something when he was gone, in allusion to the proverb of _giving snuff

to a cat_. Afterwards, a miniature-painter brought some copies he had

made of a portrait of a young lady by Northcote. They were really very

well, and we learned he was to have five guineas for the larger size,

and two for the smaller ones. I could now account for the humility and

shabby appearance of the artist. He paid his court better than his

rustic predecessor; for being asked by Northcote if the portrait of the

young lady was approved? he said the mother had told him, before she

engaged him to copy it, that ‘it was one of the _loveliest_ pictures

(that was her expression) that had ever been seen!’ This praise was

better relished than that of his dogs and parrots.

I took notice to Northcote that the man had a very good head; but that

he put me in mind of the state and pretensions of the art before artists

wrote _Esquire_ after their names. He said, Yes, he was like Andrew

Taffi, or some of those in Vasari. I observed how little he was paid for

what he really did so well; to which Northcote merely replied, ‘In all

things that are not necessary, those in the second class must always be

miserably paid. Copying pictures is like plain-work among women, it is

what any body can do, and, therefore, nothing but a bare living is to be

got by it.’ He added, that the young lady, whose portrait her family was

so anxious to have copied, was dead, and this was a kind of diversion to

their grief. It was a very natural mode of softening it down; it was

still recurring to the object of their regret, and yet dwelling on it in

an agreeable point of view. ‘The wife of General H—, (he continued) many

years ago, came to me to do a picture of her son, a lieutenant in the

navy, who was killed in battle, but whom I had never seen. There was no

picture of him to go by, but she insisted on my doing one under her

direction. I attempted a profile as the easiest; and she sat behind me

and sang in a soft manner to herself, and told me what I was to do. It

was a wretched business, as you may suppose, being made out from

description; but she would have it to be a great likeness, and brought

all the family and even the servants to see it, who probably did not

dare to be of a different opinion. I said to her, “What a pity it was

Sir Joshua had not done a portrait of him in his life-time!” At this she

expressed great contempt, and declared she would not give two-pence for

all Sir Joshua’s pictures; indeed, she had one which I was very welcome

to have if I chose to come for it. I lost no time in going to her house,

and when I came there, she led me up into an old garret which was used

as a lumber-room, and taking it carefully out of a shabby frame not

worth a groat, said “There, take it, I am not sorry to get it out of the

house.” I asked what it was that made her so indifferent about this

picture? and she answered, “It was a likeness of a young gentleman who

had been kind enough to die, by which means the estate came to the

General.” She spoke in this unfeeling manner, though her own son had

just died in the same circumstances; and she had had a monument made for

him, and strewed flowers upon it, and made such a _fuss_ about his

death, that she would hardly have known what to do if he had come to

life again!’ I asked what was her reason for disliking Reynolds’s

pictures? ‘Oh! that was her ignorance, she did not know why!’

Northcote said, ‘G— called here with his daughter. I asked her about

Lord Byron; she said his temper was so bad that nobody could live with

him. The only way to pass the day tolerably well with him was to

contradict him the first thing in the morning. I have known tempers of

that kind myself; you must quarrel with them in order to be friends. If

you did not conquer them, they would conquer you.’ Something was

observed about Byron and Tom Paine, as to their attacks upon religion;

and I said that sceptics and philosophical unbelievers appeared to me to

have just as little liberality or enlargement of view as the most

bigoted fanatic. They could not bear to make the least concession to the

opposite side. They denied the argument that because the Scriptures were

fine they were therefore of divine origin, and yet they virtually

admitted it; for, not believing their truth, they thought themselves

bound to maintain that they were good for nothing. I had once, I said,

given great offence to a knot of persons of this description, by

contending that Jacob’s Dream was finer than any thing in Shakspeare;

and that Hamlet would bear no comparison with, at least, one character

in the New Testament. A young poet had said on this occasion, he did not

like the Bible, because there was nothing about flowers in it; and I

asked him if he had forgot that passage, ‘Behold the lilies of the

field,’ &c.? ‘Yes,’ said Northcote, ‘and in the Psalms and in the book

of Job, there are passages of unrivalled beauty. In the latter there is

the description of the war-horse, that has been so often referred to,

and of the days of Job’s prosperity; and in the Psalms, I think there is

that passage, “He openeth his hands, and the earth is filled with

plenteousness; he turneth away his face, and we are troubled; he hideth

himself, and we are left in darkness;” or, again, how fine is that

expression, “All the beasts of the forests are mine, and so are the

cattle upon a thousand hills!” What an expanse, and what a grasp of the

subject! Every thing is done upon so large a scale, and yet with such

ease, as if seen from the highest point of view. It has mightily a look

of inspiration or of being dictated by a superior intelligence. They say

mere English readers cannot understand Homer, because it is a

translation; but why will it not bear a translation as well as the book

of Job, if it is as fine? In Shakspeare, undoubtedly, there is a

prodigious variety and force of human character and passion, but he does

not take us out of ourselves; he has a wonderful, almost a miraculous

fellow-feeling with human nature in every possible way, but that is all.

Macbeth is full of sublimity, but the sublimity is that of the earth, it

does not reach to heaven. It is a still stronger objection that is made

to Hogarth; he, too, gave the incidents and characters of human life

with infinite truth and ability; but then it was in the lowest forms of

all, and he could not rise even to common dignity or beauty. There is a

faculty that enlarges and beautifies objects, even beyond nature. It is

for this reason that we must, reluctantly perhaps, give the preference

to Milton over Shakspeare; for his Paradise (to go no further) is

certainly a scene of greater beauty and happiness, than was ever found

on earth, though so vividly described that we easily make the

transition, and transport ourselves there. It is the same difference

that there is between Raphael and Michael Angelo, though Raphael, too,

in many of his works merited the epithet of _divine_.’—I mentioned some

lines from Shakspeare I had seen quoted in a translation of a French

work, and applied to those who adhered to Buonaparte in his misfortunes:

—He that can endure

To follow with allegiance a fallen lord,

Does conquer him that did his master conquer,

And earns a place i’ the story.

I said I was struck to see how finely they came in. ‘Oh!’ replied

Northcote, ‘if they were Shakspeare’s, they were sure to be fine. What a

power there always is in any _bit_ brought in from him or Milton among

other things! How it shines like a jewel! I think Milton reads best in

this way; he is too fine for a continuance. Don’t you think Shakspeare

and the writers of that day had a prodigious advantage in using phrases

and combinations of style, which could not be admitted now that the

language is reduced to a more precise and uniform standard, but which

yet have a peculiar force and felicity when they can be justified by the

privilege of age?’ He said, he had been struck with this idea lately, in

reading an old translation of Boccacio (about the time of Queen

Elizabeth) in which the language, though quaint, had often a beauty that

could not well be conveyed in any modern translation.

He spoke of Lord Byron’s notions about Shakspeare. I said I did not care

much about his opinions. Northcote replied, they were evidently

capricious, and taken up in the spirit of contradiction. I said, not

only so (as far as I can judge), but without any better founded ones in

his own mind. They appear to me conclusions without premises or any

previous process of thought or inquiry. I like old opinions with new

reasons, not new opinions without any—not mere _ipse dixits_. He was too

arrogant to assign a reason to others or to need one for himself. It was

quite enough that he subscribed to any assertion, to make it clear to

the world, as well as binding on his valet!

Northcote said, there were people who could not argue. Fuseli was one of

these. He could throw out very brilliant and striking things; but if you

at all questioned him, he could no more give an answer than a child of

three years old. He had no resources, nor any _corps de reserve_ of

argument beyond his first line of battle. That was imposing and

glittering enough. Neither was Lord Byron a philosopher, with all his

sententiousness and force of expression. Probably one ought not to

expect the two things together; for to produce a startling and immediate

effect, one must keep pretty much upon the surface; and the search after

truth is a very slow and obscure process.

CONVERSATION THE ELEVENTH

As soon as I went in to-day, Northcote asked me if that was _my_

character of Shakspeare, which had been quoted in a newspaper the day

before? It was so like what he had thought a thousand times that he

could almost swear he had written it himself. I said no; it was from

Kendall’s Letters on Ireland; though I believed I had expressed nearly

the same idea in print. I had seen the passage myself, and hardly knew

at first whether to be pleased or vexed at it. It was provoking to have

one’s words taken out of one’s mouth as it were by another; and yet it

seemed also an encouragement to reflect, that if one only threw one’s

bread upon the waters, one was sure to find it again after many days.

The world, if they do not listen to an observation the first time, will

listen to it at second-hand from those who have a more agreeable method

of insinuating it, or who do not tell them too many truths at once. N—

said, he thought the account undoubtedly just, to whomever it

belonged.[95] The greatest genius (such as that of Shakspeare) implied

the greatest power, and this implied the greatest ease and

unconsciousness of effort, or of any thing extraordinary effected. As

this writer stated—‘He would as soon think of being vain of putting one

foot before another, as of writing _Macbeth_ or _Hamlet_.’ Or as

Hudibras has expressed it, poetry was to him

—a thing no more difficile

Than to a blackbird ’tis to whistle.

‘This (said he) is what I have always said of Correggio’s style, that he

could not help it: it was his nature. Besides, use familiarizes us to

every thing. How could Shakspeare be expected to be astonished at what

he did every day? No; he was thinking either merely of the subject

before him, or of gaining his bread. It is only upstarts or pretenders,

who do not know what to make of their good fortune or undeserved

reputation. It comes to the same thing that I have heard my brother

remark with respect to my father and old Mr. Tolcher, whose picture you

see there. He had a great friendship for my father and a great opinion

of his integrity; and whenever he came to see him, always began with

saying, “Well, honest Mr. Samuel Northcote, how do you?” This he

repeated so often, and they were so used to it, that my brother said

they became like words of course, and conveyed no more impression of any

thing peculiar than if he had merely said, “Well, good Mr. Northcote,

_et cetera_,” or used any common expression. So Shakspeare was

accustomed to write his fine speeches till he ceased to wonder at them

himself, and would have been surprised to find that you did.’

The conversation now turned on an answer in a newspaper to Canning’s

assertion, that ‘Slavery was not inconsistent with the spirit of

Christianity, inasmuch as it was the beauty of Christianity to

accommodate itself to all conditions and circumstances.’ Did Canning

mean to say, because Christianity accommodated itself to, or made the

best of all situations, it did not therefore give the preference to any?

Because it recommended mildness and fortitude under sufferings, did it

not therefore condemn the infliction of them? Or did it not forbid

injustice and cruelty in the strongest terms? This were indeed a daring

calumny on its founder: it were an insolent irony. Don Quixote would not

have said so. It was like the Italian banditti, who when they have cut

off the ears of their victims, make them go down on their knees, and

return thanks to an image of the Virgin Mary for the favour they have

done them. It was because such things do exist, that Christ came to set

his face against them, and to establish the maxim, ‘Do unto others as

you would that they should do unto you.’ If Mr. Canning will say that

the masters would like to be treated as they treat their slaves, then he

may say that slavery is consistent with the spirit of Christianity. No;

the meaning of those maxims of forbearance and submission, which the

Quakers have taken too literally, is, that you are not to drive out one

devil by another; it aims at discouraging a resort to violence and

anger, for if the temper it inculcates could become universal, there

would be no injuries to resent. It objects against the power of the

sword, but it is to substitute a power ten thousand times stronger than

the sword—that which subdues and conquers the affections, and strikes at

the very root and thought of evil. All that is meant by such sayings, as

that if a person ‘smites us on one cheek, we are to turn to him the

other,’ is, that we are to keep as clear as possible of a disposition to

retaliate and exasperate injuries; or there is a Spanish proverb which

explains this, that says, ‘_It is he who gives the second blow that

begins the quarrel._’

On my referring to what had been sometimes asserted of the inefficacy of

pictures in Protestant churches, Northcote said he might be allowed to

observe in favour of his own art, that though they might not strike at

first from a difference in our own belief, yet they would gain upon the

spectator by the force of habit. The practice of image-worship was

probably an after-thought of the Papists themselves, from seeing the

effects produced on the minds of the rude and ignorant by visible

representations of saints and martyrs. The rulers of the church at first

only thought to amuse and attract the people by pictures and statues (as

they did by music and rich dresses, from which no inference was to be

drawn); but when these representations of sacred subjects were once

placed before the senses of an uninstructed but imaginative people, they

looked at them with wonder and eagerness, till they began to think they

saw them move; and then miracles were worked; and as this became a

source of wealth and great resort to the several shrines and churches,

every means were used to encourage the superstition and a belief in the

supernatural virtues of the objects by the clergy and government. So he

thought that if pictures were set up in our churches, they would by

degrees inspire the mind with all the feelings of awe or interest that

were necessary or proper. It was less difficult to excite enthusiasm

than to keep it under due restraint. So in Italy, the higher powers did

not much relish those processions of naked figures, taken from

scriptural stories (such as Adam and Eve) on particular holidays, for

they led to scandal and abuse; but they fell in with the humour of the

rabble, and were lucrative to the lower orders of priests and friars,

and the Pope could not expressly discountenance them. He said we were in

little danger (either from our religion or temperament) of running into

those disgraceful and fanciful extremes; but should rather do every

thing in our power to avoid the opposite error of a dry and repulsive

asceticism. We _could not_ give too much encouragement to the fine arts.

Our talk of to-day concluded by his saying, that he often blamed himself

for uttering what might be thought harsh things; and that on mentioning

this once to Kemble, and saying it sometimes kept him from sleep after

he had been out in company, Kemble had replied, ‘Oh! you need not

trouble yourself so much about them: others never think of them

afterwards!’

CONVERSATION THE TWELFTH

Northcote was painting from a little girl when I went in. B— was there.

Something was said of a portrait of Dunning by Sir Joshua (an unfinished

head), and B— observed, ‘Ah! my good friend, if you and I had known at

that time what those things would fetch, we might have made our fortunes

now. By laying out a few pounds on the loose sketches and sweepings of

the lumber-room, we might have made as many hundreds.’ ‘Yes,’ said

Northcote, ‘it was thought they would soon be forgot, and they went for

nothing on that account: but they are more sought after than ever,

because those imperfect hints and studies seem to bring one more in

contact with the artist, and explain the process of his mind in the

several stages. A finished work is, in a manner, detached from and

independent of its author, like a child that can go alone: in the other

case, it seems to be still in progress, and to await his hand to finish

it; or we supply the absence of well-known excellences out of our own

imagination, so that we have a two-fold property in it.’

Northcote read something out of a newspaper about the Suffolk-street

Exhibition, in which his own name was mentioned, and M—’s, the

landscape-painter. B— said, his pictures were a trick—a streak of red,

and then a streak of blue. But, said Northcote, there is some merit in

finding out a new trick. I ventured to hint, that the receipt for his

was, clouds upon mountains, and mountains upon clouds—that there was

number and quantity, but neither form nor colour. He appeared to me an

instance of a total want of imagination; he mistook the character of the

feelings associated with every thing, and I mentioned as an instance his

Adam and Eve, which had been much admired, but which was a panoramic

view of the map of Asia, instead of a representation of our first

parents in Paradise.

After B— was gone, we spoke of X—. I regretted his want of delicacy

towards the public as well as towards his private friends. I did not

think he had failed so much from want of capacity, as from attempting to

bully the public into a premature or overstrained admiration of him,

instead of gaining ground upon them by improving on himself; and he now

felt the ill effects of the re-action of this injudicious proceeding. He

had no real love of his art, and therefore did not apply or give his

whole mind sedulously to it; and was more bent on bespeaking notoriety

beforehand by puffs and announcements of his works, than on giving them

that degree of perfection which would ensure lasting reputation. No one

would ever attain the highest excellence, who had so little nervous

sensibility as to take credit for it (either with himself or others)

without being at the trouble of producing it. It was securing the reward

in the first instance; and afterwards, it would be too much to expect

the necessary exertion or sacrifices. Unlimited credit was as dangerous

to success in art as in business. ‘And yet he still finds dupes,’ said

Northcote; to which I replied, it was impossible to resist him, as long

as you kept on terms with him: any difference of opinion or reluctance

on your part made no impression on him, and unless you quarrelled with

him downright, you must do as he wished you.—‘And how then,’ said

Northcote, ‘do you think it possible for a person of this hard

unyielding disposition to be a painter, where every thing depends on

seizing the nicest inflections of feeling and the most evanescent shades

of beauty?

‘No, I’ll tell you why he cannot be a painter. He has not virtue enough.

No one can give out to others what he has not in himself, and there is

nothing in his mind to delight or captivate the world. I will not deny

the mechanical dexterity, but he fails in the mental part. There was Sir

Peter Lely: he is full of defects; but he was the fine gentleman of his

age, and you see this character stamped on every one of his works;—even

his errors prove it; and this is one of those things that the world

receive with gratitude. Sir Joshua again was not without his faults: he

had not grandeur, but he was a man of a mild, bland, amiable character;

and this predominant feeling appears so strongly in his works, that you

cannot mistake it; and this is what makes them so delightful to look at,

and constitutes their charm to others, even without their being

conscious of it. There was such a look of nature too. I remember once

going through a suite of rooms where they were shewing me several fine

Vandykes; and we came to one where there were some children, by Sir

Joshua, seen through a door—it was like looking at the reality, they

were so full of life—the branches of the trees waved over their heads,

and the fresh air seemed to play on their cheeks—I soon forgot Vandyke!

‘So, in the famous St. Jerome of Correggio, Garrick used to say, that

the Saint resembled a Satyr, and that the child was like a monkey; but

then there is such a look of life in the last, it dazzles you with

spirit and vivacity; you can hardly believe but it will move or

fly;—indeed, Sir Joshua took his Puck from it, only a little varied in

the attitude.’ I said I had seen it not long ago, and that it had

remarkably the look of a spirit or a faery or preternatural being,

though neither beautiful nor dignified. I remarked to Northcote, that I

had never sufficiently relished Correggio; that I had tried several

times to work myself up to the proper degree of admiration, but that I

always fell back again into my former state of lukewarmness and

scepticism; though I could not help allowing, that what he did, he

appeared to me to do with more feeling than any body else; that I could

conceive Raphael or even Titian to have represented objects from mere

natural capacity (as we see them in a looking-glass) without being

absolutely wound up in them, but that I could fancy Correggio’s pencil

to thrill with sensibility: he brooded over the idea of grace or beauty

in his mind till the sense grew faint with it; and like a lover or a

devotee, he carried his enthusiasm to the brink of extravagance and

affectation, so enamoured was he of his art! Northcote assented to this

as a just criticism, and said, ‘That is why his works must live: but X—

is a hardened egotist, devoted to nothing but himself!’ Northcote then

asked about —, and if she was handsome? I said she might sit for the

portrait of Rebecca in Ivanhoe!

He then turned the conversation to Brambletye-House. He thought the

writer had failed in Charles II. and Rochester. Indeed, it was a daring

attempt to make _bons mots_ for two such characters. The wit must be

sharp and fine indeed, that would do to put into their mouths: even Sir

Walter might tremble to undertake it! He had made Milton speak too: this

was almost as dangerous an attempt as for Milton to put words into the

mouth of the Deity. The great difficulty was to know where to stop, and

not to trespass on forbidden ground. Cervantes was one of the boldest

and most original inventors; yet he had never ventured beyond his depth.

He had in the person of his hero really represented the maxims of

benevolence and generosity inculcated by the Christian religion: that

was a law to him; and by his fine conception of the subject, he had

miraculously succeeded. Shakspeare alone could be said in his grotesque

creations to be above all law. Richardson had succeeded admirably in

Clarissa, because he had a certain rule to go by or certain things to

avoid, for a perfect woman was a negative character; but he had failed

in Sir Charles Grandison, and made him a lump of odious affectation,

because a perfect man is not a negative, but a positive character; and

in aiming at faultlessness, he had produced only the most vapid

effeminacy. After all, Brambletye-House was about as good as the

_Rejected Addresses_. There was very little difference between a parody

and an imitation. The defects and peculiarities are equally seized upon

in either case.

He did not know how Sir Walter would take it. To have imitators seemed

at first a compliment, yet no one liked it. You could not put Fuseli in

a greater passion than by calling Maria Cosway an imitator of his.

Nothing made Sir Joshua so mad, as Miss Reynolds’s portraits, which were

an exact imitation of all his defects. Indeed, she was obliged to keep

them out of his way. He said, ‘They made every body else laugh, and

himself cry.’ It is that which makes every one dread a mimic. Your

self-love is alarmed, without being so easily reassured. You know there

is a difference, but it is not great enough to make you feel quite at

ease. The line of demarcation between the true and the spurious is not

sufficiently broad and palpable. The copy you see is vile or

indifferent; and the original, you suspect (but for your partiality to

yourself) is not perhaps much better.

This is what I have often felt in looking at the drawings of the

students at the Academy, or when young artists have brought their first

crude attempts for my opinion. The glaring defects, the abortive efforts

have almost disgusted me with the profession. Good G—d! I have said, is

this what the art is made up of? How do I know that my own productions

may not appear in the same light to others? Whereas the seeing the

finest specimens of art, instead of disheartening, gives me courage to

proceed: one cannot be wrong in treading in the same footsteps, and to

fall short of them is no disgrace, while the faintest reflection of

their excellence is glorious. It was this that made Correggio cry out on

seeing Raphael’s works, ‘I also am a painter’: he felt a kindred spirit

in his own breast.—I said, I recollected when I was formerly trying to

paint, nothing gave me the horrors so much as passing the old battered

portraits at the doors of brokers’ shops, with the morning-sun flaring

full upon them. I was generally inclined to prolong my walk, and put off

painting for that day; but the sight of a fine picture had a contrary

effect, and I went back and set to work with redoubled ardour.

Northcote happened to speak of a gentleman married to one of the —, of

whom a friend had said, laughing, ‘There’s a man that’s in love with his

own wife!’ He mentioned the beautiful Lady F— P—, and said her hair,

which was in great quantities and very fine, was remarkable for having a

single lock different from all the rest, which he supposed she cherished

as a beauty. I told him I had not long ago seen the hair of Lucretia

Borgia, of Milton, Buonaparte, and Dr. Johnson, all folded up in the

same paper. It had belonged to Lord Byron. Northcote replied, one could

not be sure of that; it was easy to get a lock of hair, and call it by

any name one pleased. In some cases, however, one might rely on its

being the same. Mrs. G— had certainly a lock of Goldsmith’s hair, for

she and her sister (Miss Horneck) had wished to have some remembrance of

him after his death; and though the coffin was nailed up, it was opened

again at their request (such was the regard Goldsmith was known to have

for them!), and a lock of his hair was cut off, which Mrs. G— still has.

Northcote said, Goldsmith’s death was the severest blow Sir Joshua ever

received—he did not paint all that day! It was proposed to make a grand

funeral for him, but Reynolds objected to this, as it would be over in a

day, and said it would be better to lay by the money to erect a monument

to him in Westminster Abbey; and he went himself and chose the spot.

Goldsmith had begun another novel, of which he read the first chapter to

the Miss Hornecks a little before his death. Northcote asked, what I

thought of the Vicar of Wakefield? And I answered, What every body else

did. He said there was that mixture of the ludicrous and the pathetic

running through it, which particularly delighted him: it gave a stronger

resemblance to nature. He thought this justified Shakspeare in mingling

up farce and tragedy together: life itself was a tragi-comedy. Instead

of being pure, every thing was chequered. If you went to an execution,

you would perhaps see an apple-woman in the greatest distress, because

her stall was overturned, at which you could not help smiling. We then

spoke of ‘Retaliation,’ and praised the character of Burke in particular

as a masterpiece. Nothing that he had ever said or done but what was

foretold in it; nor was he painted as the principal figure in the

foreground with the partiality of a friend, or as the great man of the

day, but with a back-ground of history, showing both what he was and

what he might have been. Northcote repeated some lines from the

‘Traveller,’ which were distinguished by a beautiful transparency, by

simplicity and originality. He confirmed Boswell’s account of Goldsmith,

as being about the middle height, rather clumsy, and tawdry in his

dress.

A gentleman came in who had just shown his good taste in purchasing

three pictures of Northcote, one a head of Sir Joshua by himself, and

the other two by Northcote, a whole-length portrait of an Italian girl,

and a copy of Omai, the South-Sea Chief. I could hear the artist in the

outer room expressing some scruples as to the consistency of his parting

with one of them which he had brought from abroad, according to the

strict letter of his Custom-House oath—an objection which the purchaser,

a Member of Parliament, over-ruled by assuring him that ‘the peculiar

case could not be contemplated by the spirit of the act.’ Northcote also

expressed some regret at the separation from pictures that had become

old friends. He however comforted himself that they would now find a

respectable asylum, which was better than being knocked about in garrets

and auction-rooms, as they would inevitably be at his death. ‘You may at

least depend upon it,’ said Mr. — ‘that they will not be sold again for

many generations!’ This view into futurity brought back to my mind the

time when I had first known these pictures: since then, my life was

flown, and with it the hope of fame as an artist (with which I had once

regarded them), and I felt a momentary pang. Northcote took me out into

the other room, when his friend was gone, to look at them; and on my

expressing my admiration of the portrait of the Italian lady, he said

she was the mother of Madame Bellochi, and was still living; that he had

painted it at Rome about the year 1780; that her family was originally

Greek, and that he had known her, her daughter, her mother, and

grandmother. She and a sister who was with her, were at that time full

of the most charming gaiety and innocence. The old woman used to sit

upon the ground without moving or speaking, with her arm over her head,

and exactly like a bundle of old clothes. Alas! thought I, what are we

but a heap of clay resting upon the earth, and ready to crumble again

into dust and ashes!

CONVERSATION THE THIRTEENTH

Northcote spoke about the failure of some print-sellers. He said, ‘He

did not wonder at it; it was a just punishment of their presumption and

ignorance. They went into an Exhibition, looked round them, fixed upon

some contemptible performance, and without knowing any thing about the

matter or consulting any body, ordered two or three thousand pounds’

worth of prints from it, merely out of purse-proud insolence, and

because the money _burnt in their pockets_. Such people fancied that the

more money they laid out, the more they must get; so that extravagance

became (by the turn their vanity gave to it) another name for thrift.’

Having spoken of a living artist’s pictures as mere portraits that were

interesting to no one except the people who sat for them, he remarked,

‘There was always something in the meanest face that a great artist

could take advantage of. That was the merit of Sir Joshua, who contrived

to throw a certain air and character even over ugliness and folly, that

disarmed criticism and made you wonder how he did it. This, at least, is

the case with his portraits; for though he made his beggars look like

heroes, he sometimes, in attempting history, made his heroes look like

beggars. Grandi, the Italian colour-grinder, sat to him for King Henry

VI. in the _Death of Cardinal Beaufort_, and he looks not much better

than a train-bearer or one in a low and mean station: if he had sat to

him for his portrait, he would have made him look like a king! That was

what made Fuseli observe in joke that “Grandi never held up his head

after Sir Joshua painted him in his Cardinal Beaufort!” But the pictures

I speak of are poor dry _fac-similes_ (in a little timid manner and with

an attempt at drapery) of imbecile creatures, whose appearance is a

satire on themselves and mankind. Neither can I conceive why L— should

be sent over to paint Charles X. A French artist said to me on that

occasion, ‘We have very fine portrait-painters in Paris, Sir!’... The

poor engraver would be the greatest sufferer by these expensive prints.

Tradespeople now-a-days did not look at the thing with an eye to

business, but ruined themselves and others by setting up for _would-be_

patrons and judges of the art.

‘Some demon whisper’d, Visto, have a taste!’

I said I thought L—’s pictures might do very well as mirrors for

personal vanity to contemplate itself in (as you looked in the glass to

see how you were dressed), but that it was a mistake to suppose they

would interest any one else or were addressed to the world at large.

They were private, not public property. They never caught the eye in a

shop window; but were (as it appeared to me) a kind of _lithographic_

painting, or thin, meagre outlines without the depth and richness of the

art. I mentioned to Northcote the pleasure I had formerly taken in a

little print of _Gadshill_ from a sketch of his own, which I used at one

time to pass a certain shop-window on purpose to look at. He said, ‘It

was impossible to tell beforehand what would hit the public. You might

as well pretend to say what ticket would turn up a prize in the lottery.

It was not chance neither, but some unforeseen coincidence between the

subject and the prevailing taste, that you could not possibly be a judge

of. I had once painted two pictures; one of a Fortune-teller (a boy with

a monkey), and another called ‘The Visit to the Grandmother;’ and

Raphael Smith came to me and wanted to engrave them, being willing to

give a handsome sum for the first, but only to do the last as an

experiment. He sold ten times as many of the last as of the first, and

told me that there were not less than five different impressions done of

it in Paris; and once when I went to his house to get one to complete a

set of engravings after my designs, they asked me six guineas for a

proof-impression! This was too much, but I was delighted that I could

not afford to pay for my own work, from the value that was set upon

it!’—I said, people were much alarmed at the late failures, and thought

there would be a ‘blow-up,’ in the vulgar phrase.—‘Surely you can’t

suppose so? A blow-up! Yes, of adventurers and upstarts, but not of the

country, if they mean that. This is like the man who thought that

gin-drinking would put an end to the world. Oh! no—the country will go

on just as before, bating the distress to individuals. You may form an

idea on the subject if you ever go to look at the effects of a fire the

day after: you see nothing but smoke and ruins and bare walls, and think

the damage can never be repaired; but if you pass by the same way a week

after, you will find the houses all built up just as they were before or

even better than ever! No, there is the same wealth, the same industry

and ingenuity in the country as there was before; and till you destroy

that, you cannot destroy the country. These temporary distresses are

only like disorders in the body, that carry off its bad and superfluous

humours.

‘My neighbour Mr. Rowe, the bookseller, informed me the other day that

Signora Cecilia Davies frequently came to his shop, and always inquired

after me. Did you ever hear of her?’ No never! ‘She must be very old

now. Fifty years ago, in the time of Garrick, she made a vast sensation.

All England rang with her name. I do assure you, that in this respect

Madame Catalani was not more talked of. Afterwards she had retired to

Florence, and was the _Prima Donna_ there, when Storace first came out.

This was at the time when Mr. Hoare and myself were in Italy; and I

remember we went to call upon her. She had then in a great measure

fallen off, but she was still very much admired. What a strange thing a

reputation of this kind is, that the person herself survives, and sees

the meteors of fashion rise and fall one after another, while she

remains totally disregarded as if there had been no such person, yet

thinking all the while that she was better than any of them! I have

hardly heard her name mentioned in the last thirty years, though in her

time she was quite as famous as any one since.’ I said, an

_Opera_-reputation was after all but a kind of _Private Theatricals_ and

confined to a small circle, compared with that of the regular stage,

which all the world were judges of and took an interest in. It was but

the echo of a sound, or like the blaze of phosphorus that did not

communicate to the surrounding objects. It belonged to a fashionable

_coterie_, rather than to the public, and might easily die away at the

end of the season. I then observed I was more affected by the fate of

players than by that of any other class of people. They seemed to me

more to be pitied than any body—the contrast was so great between the

glare, the noise, and intoxication of their first success, and the

mortifications and neglect of their declining years. They were made

drunk with popular applause; and when this stimulus was withdrawn, must

feel the insignificance of ordinary life particularly vapid and

distressing. There were no sots like the _sots of vanity_. There were no

traces left of what they had been, any more than of a forgotten dream;

and they had no consolation but in their own conceit, which, when it was

without other vouchers, was a very uneasy comforter. I had seen some

actors who had been favourites in my youth and ‘cried up in the top of

the compass,’ treated, from having grown old and infirm, with the utmost

indignity and almost hooted from the stage. I had seen poor — come

forward under these circumstances to stammer out an apology with the

tears in his eyes (which almost brought them into mine) to a set of

apprentice-boys and box-lobby loungers, who neither knew nor cared what

a fine performer and a fine gentleman he was thought twenty years ago.

Players were so far particularly unfortunate. The theatrical public have

a very short memory. Every four or five years there is a new audience,

who know nothing but of what they have before their eyes, and who

pronounce summarily upon this, without any regard to past obligations or

past services, and with whom the veterans of the stage stand a bad

chance indeed, as their former triumphs are entirely forgotten, while

they appear as living vouchers against themselves. ‘Do you remember,’

said Northcote, ‘Sheridan’s beautiful lines on the subject in his

_Monody on Garrick_?’ I said, I did; and that it was probably the

reading them early that had impressed this feeling so strongly on my

mind. Northcote then remarked, ‘I think a great beauty is most to be

pitied. She completely outlives herself. She has been used to the most

bewitching homage, to have the highest court paid and the most

flattering things said to her by all those who approach her, and to be

received with looks of delight and surprise wherever she comes; and she

afterwards not only finds herself deprived of all this and reduced to a

cypher, but sees it all transferred to another, who has become the

reigning toast and beauty of the day in her stead. It must be a most

violent shock. It is like a king who is dethroned and reduced to serve

as a page in his own palace. I remember once being struck with seeing

the Duchess of —, the same that Sir Joshua painted, and who was a

miracle of beauty when she was young, and followed by crowds wherever

she went—I was coming out of Mrs. W—’s; and on the landing-place, there

was she standing by herself, and calling over the bannister for her

servant to come to her. If she had been as she once was, a thousand

admirers would have flown to her assistance; but her face was painted

over like a mask, and there was hardly any appearance of life left but

the restless motion of her eyes. I was really hurt.’ I answered, the

late Queen had much the same painful look that he described—her face

highly _rouged_, and her eyes rolling in her head like an automaton, but

she had not the mortification of having ever been a great beauty. ‘There

was a Miss —, too,’ Northcote added, ‘who was a celebrated beauty when

she was a girl, and who also sat to Sir Joshua. I saw her not long ago

and she was grown as coarse and vulgar as possible; she was like an

apple-woman or would do to keep the _Three Tuns_. The change must be

very mortifying. To be sure, there is one thing, it comes on by degrees.

The ravages of the small-pox must formerly have been a dreadful blow!’

He said, literary men or men of talent in general were the best off in

this respect. The reputation they acquired was not only lasting, but

gradually grew stronger, if it was deserved. I agreed they were seldom

spoiled by flattery, and had no reason to complain _after they were

dead_. ‘Nor while they are living,’ said N—, ‘if it is not their own

fault.’ He mentioned an instance of a trial about an engraving where he,

West, and others had to appear, and of the respect that was shown them.

Erskine after flourishing away, made an attempt to puzzle Stothard by

drawing two angles on a piece of paper, an acute and an obtuse one, and

asking, ‘Do you mean to say these two are alike?’ ‘Yes, I do,’ was the

answer. ‘I see,’ said Erskine, turning round, ‘there is nothing to be

got by _angling_ here!’ West was then called upon to give his evidence,

and there was immediately a lane made for him to come forward, and a

stillness that you could hear a pin drop. The Judge (Lord Kenyon) then

addressed him, ‘Sir Benjamin, we shall be glad to hear your opinion!’

Mr. West answered, ‘He had never received the honour of a title from his

Majesty;’ and proceeded to explain the difference between the two

engravings which were charged with being copies the one of the other,

with such clearness and knowledge of the art, though in general he was a

bad speaker, that Lord Kenyon said when he had done, ‘I suppose,

gentlemen, you are perfectly satisfied—I perceive there is much more in

this than I had any idea of, and am sorry I did not make it more my

study when I was young!’ I remarked that I believed corporations of art

or letters might meet with a certain attention; but it was the

stragglers and candidates that were knocked about with very little

ceremony. Talent or merit only wanted a frame of some sort or other to

set it off to advantage. Those of my way of thinking were ‘bitter bad

judges’ on this point. A Tory scribe who treated mankind as rabble and

_canaille_, was regarded by them in return as a fine gentleman: a

reformer like myself, who stood up for liberty and equality, was taken

at his word by the very journeymen that set up his paragraphs, and could

not get a civil answer from the meanest shop-boy in the employ of those

on his own side of the question. N— laughed and said, I irritated myself

too much about such things. He said it was one of Sir Joshua’s maxims

that the art of life consisted in not being overset by trifles. We

should look at the bottom of the account, not at each individual item in

it, and see how the balance stands at the end of the year. We should be

satisfied if the path of life is clear before us, and not fret at the

straws or pebbles that lie in our way. What you have to look to is

whether you can get what you write printed, and whether the public will

read it, and not to busy yourself with the remarks of shop-boys or

printers’ devils. They can do you neither harm nor good. The

impertinence of mankind is a thing that no one can guard against.

CONVERSATION THE FOURTEENTH

Northcote shewed me a poem with engravings of Dartmoor, which were too

fine by half. I said I supposed Dartmoor would look more gay and smiling

after having been thus illustrated, like a dull author who has been

praised by a Reviewer. I had once been nearly benighted there and was

delighted to get to the inn at Ashburton. ‘That,’ said N—, ‘is the only

good of such places that you are glad to escape from them, and look back

to them with a pleasing horror ever after. Commend me to the Valdarno or

Vallambrosa, where you are never weary of new charms, and which you quit

with a sigh of regret. I have, however, told my young friend who sent me

the poem, that he has shown his genius in creating beauties where there

were none, and extracting enthusiasm from rocks and quagmires. After

that, he may write a very interesting poem on Kamschatka!’ He then spoke

of the Panorama of the North Pole which had been lately exhibited, of

the ice-bergs, the seals lying asleep on the shore, and the strange

twilight as well worth seeing. He said, it would be curious to know the

effect, if they could get to the Pole itself, though it must be

impossible: the veins, he should suppose, would burst, and the vessel

itself go to pieces from the extreme cold. I asked if he had ever read

an account of twelve men who had been left all the winter in Greenland,

and of the dreadful shifts to which they were reduced? He said, he had

not.—They were obliged to build two booths of wood one within the other;

and if they had to go into the outer one during the severity of the

weather, unless they used great precaution, their hands were blistered

by whatever they took hold of as if it had been red-hot iron. The most

interesting part was the account of their waiting for the return of

light at the approach of spring, and the delight with which they first

saw the sun shining on the tops of the frozen mountains. N— said, ‘This

is the great advantage of descriptions of extraordinary situations by

uninformed men: Nature as it were holds the pen for them; they give you

what is most striking in the circumstances, and there is nothing to draw

off the attention from the strong and actual impression, so that it is

the next thing to the reality. G— was here the other day, and I showed

him the note from my bookseller about the _Fables_, with which you were

so much pleased, but he saw nothing in it. I then said G— is not one of

those who look attentively at nature or draw much from that source. Yet

the rest is but like building castles in the air, if it is not founded

in observation and experience. Or it is like the enchanted money in the

_Arabian Nights_, which turned to dry leaves when you came to make use

of it. It is ingenious and amusing, and so far it is well to be amused

when you can; but you learn nothing from the fine hypothesis you have

been reading, which is only a better sort of dream, bright and vague and

utterly inapplicable to the purposes of common life. G— does not appeal

to nature, but to art and execution. There is another thing (which it

seems harsh and presumptuous to say, but) he appears to me not always to

perceive the difference between right and wrong. There are many others

in the same predicament, though not such splendid examples of it. He is

satisfied to make out a plausible case, to give the _pros_ and _cons_

like a lawyer; but he has no instinctive bias or feeling one way or

other, except as he can give a studied reason for it. Common sense is

out of the question: such people despise common sense, and the quarrel

between them is a mutual one. Caleb Williams, notwithstanding, is a

decidedly original work: the rest are the sweepings of his study. That

is but one thing, to be sure; but no one does more than one thing.

Northcote said that Sir Joshua used to say that no one produced more

than six original things. I always said it was wrong to fix upon this

number—five out of the six would be found upon examination to be

repetitions of the first. A man can no more produce six original works

than he can be six individuals at once. Whatever is the strong and

prevailing bent of his genius, he will stamp upon some master-work; and

what he does else, will be only the same thing over again, a little

better or a little worse; or if he goes out of his way in search of

variety and to avoid himself, he will merely become a common-place man

or an imitator of others. You see this plainly enough in Cervantes—that

he has exhausted himself in the Don Quixote. He has put his whole

strength into it: his other works are no better than what other people

could write. If there is any exception, it is Shakspeare: he seems to

have had the faculty of dividing himself into a number of persons. His

writings stand out from every thing else, and from one another. Othello,

Lear, Macbeth, Falstaff are striking and original characters; but they

die a natural death at the end of the fifth act, and no more come to

life again than the people themselves would. He is not reduced to repeat

himself or revive former inventions under feigned names. This is

peculiar to him; still it is to be considered that plays are short works

and only allow room for the expression of a part. But in a work of the

extent of Don Quixote, the writer had scope to bring in all he wanted;

and indeed there is no point of excellence which he has not touched from

the highest courtly grace and most romantic enthusiasm down to the

lowest ribaldry and rustic ignorance, yet carried off with such an air

that you wish nothing away, and do not see what can be added to it.

Every bit is perfect; and the author has evidently given his whole mind

to it. That is why I believe that the _Scotch Novels_ are the production

of several hands. Some parts are careless, others straggling: it is only

where there is an opening for effect that the master-hand comes in, and

in general he leaves his work for others to get on with it. But in Don

Quixote there is not a single line that you may not swear belongs to

Cervantes.’—I inquired if he had read WOODSTOCK? He answered, No, he had

not been able to get it. I said, I had been obliged to pay five

shillings for the loan of it at a regular bookseller’s shop (I could not

procure it at the circulating libraries), and that from the understood

feeling about Sir Walter no objection was made to this proposal, which

would in ordinary cases have been construed into an affront. I had well

nigh repented my bargain, but there were one or two scenes that repaid

me (though none equal to his best,) and in general it was very

indifferent. The plot turned chiefly on English Ghost-scenes, a very

mechanical sort of phantoms who dealt in practical jokes and personal

annoyances, turning beds upside down and sousing you all over with

water, instead of supernatural and visionary horrors. It was very bad

indeed, but might be intended to contrast the literal, matter-of-fact

imagination of the _Southron_ with the loftier impulses of Highland

superstition. Charles II. was not spared, and was brought in admirably

(when in disguise) as a raw, awkward Scotch lad, Master Kerneguy.

Cromwell was made a fine, bluff, overbearing blackguard, who exercised a

personal superiority wherever he came, but was put in situations which I

thought wholly out of character, and for which I apprehended there was

no warrant in the history of the times. They were therefore so far

improper. A romance-writer might take an incident and work it out

according to his fancy or might build an imaginary superstructure on the

ground of history, but he had no right to transpose the facts. For

instance, he had made Cromwell act as his own tip-staff and go to

Woodstock to take Charles II. in person. To be sure, he had made him

display considerable firmness and courage in the execution of this

errand (as Lavender might in being the first to enter a window to secure

a desperate robber)—but the plan itself, to say nothing of the immediate

danger, was contrary to Cromwell’s dignity as well as policy. Instead of

wishing to seize Charles with his own hand, he would naturally keep as

far aloof from such a scene as he could, and be desirous to have it

understood that he was anxious to shed as little more blood as possible.

Besides, he had higher objects in view, and would, I should think, care

not much more about Charles than about Master Kerneguy. He would be glad

to let him get away. In another place, he had made Cromwell start back

in the utmost terror at seeing a picture of Charles I. and act all the

phrenzy of Macbeth over again at the sight of Banquo’s ghost. This I

should also suppose to be quite out of character in a person of

Cromwell’s prosaic, determined habits _to fear a painted devil_. ‘No,’

said N—, ‘that is not the way he would look at it; it is seeing only a

part: but Cromwell was a greater philosopher than to act so. The other

story is more probable of his visiting the dead body of Charles in a

mask, and exclaiming in great agitation as he left the room, _Cruel

necessity_! Yet even this is not sufficiently authenticated. No; he knew

that it was come to this, that it was gone too far for either party to

turn back, and that it must be final with one of them. The only question

was whether he should give himself up as the victim, and so render all

that had been done useless, or exact the penalty from what he thought

the offending party. It was like a battle which must end fatally either

way, and no one thought of lamenting, because he was not on the losing

side. In a great public quarrel there was no room for these domestic and

personal regards: all you had to do was to consider well the justice of

the cause, before you appealed to the sword. Would Charles I. if he had

been victorious, have started at the sight of a picture of Cromwell? Yet

Cromwell was as much of a man as he, and as firm as the other was

obstinate.’ Northcote said, he wished he could remember the subject of a

dispute he had with G— to see if I did not think he had the best of it.

I replied, I should be more curious to hear something in which G— was

right, for he generally made it a rule to be in the wrong when speaking

of any thing. I mentioned having once had a very smart debate with him

about a young lady, of whom I had been speaking as very much like her

aunt, a celebrated authoress, and as what the latter, I conceived, might

have been at her time of life. G— said, when Miss — did any thing like

Evelina or Cecilia, he should then believe she was as clever as Madame

d’Arblay. I asked him whether he did not think Miss Burney was as clever

before she wrote those novels as she was after; or whether in general an

author wrote a successful work for being clever, or was clever because

he had written a successful work! Northcote laughed and said, ‘That was

so like G—.’ I observed that it arose out of his bigoted admiration of

literature, so that he could see no merit in any thing else; nor trust

to any evidence of talent but what was printed. It was much the same

fallacy that had sometimes struck me in the divines, who deduced

original sin from Adam’s eating the apple, and not his eating the apple

from original sin or a previous inclination to do something, that he

should not. Northcote remarked, that speaking of Evelina put him in mind

of what Opie had once told him, that when Dr. Johnson sat to him for his

picture, on his first coming to town, he asked him if it was true that

he had sat up all night to read Miss Burney’s new novel, as it had been

reported? And he made answer, ‘I never read it through at all, though I

don’t wish this to be known.’ Sir Joshua also pretended to have read it

through at a sitting, though it appeared to him (Northcote) affectation

in them both, who were thorough-paced men of the world, and hackneyed in

literature, to pretend to be so delighted with the performance of a

girl, in which they could find neither instruction nor any great

amusement, except from the partiality of friendship. So Johnson cried up

Savage, because they had slept on bulks when they were young; and lest

he should be degraded into a vagabond by the association, had elevated

the other into a genius. Such prevarication or tampering with his own

convictions was not consistent with the strict and formal tone of

morality which he assumed on other and sometimes very trifling

occasions, such as correcting Mrs. Thrale for saying that a bird flew in

at the door, instead of the window. I said, Savage, in my mind, was one

of those writers (like Chatterton) whose vices and misfortunes the world

made a _set-off_ to their genius, because glad to connect these ideas

together. They were only severe upon those who attacked their prejudices

or their consequence. Northcote replied, ‘Savage the architect was here

the other day, and asked me why I had abused his name-sake, and called

him an impostor. I answered, I had heard that character of him from a

person in an obscure rank of life, who had known him a little before his

death.’ Northcote proceeded: ‘People in that class are better judges

than poets and moralists, who explain away every thing by fine words and

doubtful theories. The mob are generally right in their summary

judgments upon offenders. A man is seldom ducked or pumped upon or

roughly handled by them, unless he has deserved it. You see that in the

galleries at the play-house. They never let any thing pass that is

immoral; and they are even fastidious judges of wit. I remember there

was some gross expression in Goldsmith’s comedy the first night it came

out; and there was a great uproar in the gallery, and it was obliged to

be suppressed. Though rude and vulgar themselves, they do not like

vulgarity on the stage; they come there to be taught manners.’ I said,

they paid more attention than any body else; and after the curtain drew

up (though somewhat noisy before) were the best-behaved part of the

audience, unless something went wrong. As the common people sought for

refinement as a _treat_, people in high life were fond of grossness and

ribaldry as a relief to their overstrained affectation of gentility. I

could account in no other way for their being amused with the wretched

_slang_ in certain magazines and newspapers. I asked Northcote if he had

seen the third series of —? He had not. I said they were like the

composition of a footman, and I believed greatly admired in the upper

circles, who were glad to see an author arrange a side-board for them

over again with servile alacrity. He said, ‘They delight in low, coarse

buffoonery, because it sets off their own superiority: whereas the

rabble resent it when obtruded upon them, because they think it is meant

against themselves. They require the utmost elegance and propriety for

their money: as the showman says in Goldsmith’s comedy—“My bear dances

to none but the genteelest of tunes, _Water parted from the Sea_, or the

minuet in _Ariadne_!”’

Northcote then alluded to a new novel he had been reading. He said he

never read a book so full of words; which seemed ridiculous enough to

say, for a book was necessarily composed of words, but here there was

nothing else but words, to a degree that was surprising. Yet he believed

it was sought after, and indeed he could not get it at the common

library. ‘You are to consider, there must be books for all tastes and

all ages. You may despise it, but the world do not. There are books for

children till the time they are six years of age, such as

Jack-the-Giant-Killer, the Seven Champions of Christendom, Guy of

Warwick and others.[96] From that to twelve they like to read the

Pilgrim’s Progress and Robinson Crusoe, and then Fielding’s Novels and

Don Quixote: from twenty to thirty books of poetry, Milton, Pope,

Shakspeare: and from thirty history and philosophy—what suits us then

will serve us for the rest of our lives. For boarding-school girls

_Thomson’s Seasons_ has an immense attraction, though I never could read

it. Some people cannot get beyond a newspaper or a geographical

dictionary. What I mean to infer is that we ought not to condemn too

hastily, for a work may be approved by the public, though it does not

exactly hit our taste; nay, those may seem beauties to others which seem

faults to us. Why else do we pride ourselves on the superiority of our

judgment, if we are not more advanced in this respect than the majority

of readers? But our very fastidiousness should teach us toleration. You

have said very well of this novel, that it is a mixture of genteel and

romantic affectation. One objection to the excessive rhodomontade which

abounds in it is that you can learn nothing from such extravagant

fictions:—they are like nothing in the known world. I remember once

speaking to Richardson (Sheridan’s friend) about Shakspeare’s want of

morality, and he replied—“What! Shakspeare not moral? He is the most

moral of all writers, because he is the most natural!” And in this he

was right: for though Shakspeare did not intend to be moral, yet he

could not be otherwise as long as he adhered to the path of nature.

Morality only teaches us our duty by showing us the natural consequences

of our actions; and the poet does the same while he continues to give us

faithful and affecting pictures of human life—rewarding the good and

punishing the bad. So far truth and virtue are one. But that kind of

poetry which has not its foundation in nature, and is only calculated to

shock and surprise, tends to unhinge our notions of morality and of

every thing else in the ordinary course of Providence.’

Something being said of an artist who had attempted to revive the great

style in our times, and the question being put, whether Michael Angelo

and Raphael, had they lived now, would not have accommodated themselves

to the modern practice, I said, it appeared to me that (whether this was

the case or not) they could not have done what they did without the aid

of circumstances; that for an artist to raise himself above all

surrounding opinions, customs, and institutions by a mere effort of the

will, was affectation and folly, like attempting to fly in the air; and

that, though great genius might exist without the opportunities

favourable to its development, yet it must draw its nourishment from

circumstances, and suck in inspiration from its native air. There was

Hogarth—he was surely a genius; still the manners of his age were

necessary to him: teeming as his works were with life, character, and

spirit, they would have been poor and vapid without the night-cellars of

St. Giles’s, the drawing-rooms of St. James’s! Would he in any

circumstances have been a Raphael or a Phidias? I think not. But had he

been twenty times a Raphael or a Phidias, I am quite sure it would never

have appeared in the circumstances in which he was placed. Two things

are necessary to all great works and great excellence, the mind of the

individual and the mind of the age or country co-operating with his own

genius. The last brings out the first, but the first does not imply or

supersede the last. Pictures for Protestant churches are a contradiction

in terms, where they are not objects of worship but of idle

curiosity:—where there is not the adoration, the enthusiasm in the

spectator, how can it exist in the artist? The spark of genius is only

kindled into a flame by sympathy.—Northcote spoke highly of Vanbrugh and

of the calm superiority with which he bore the attacks of Swift, Pope,

and that set who made a point of decrying all who did not belong to

their party. He said Burke and Sir Joshua thought his architecture far

from contemptible; and his comedies were certainly first-rate. Richards

(the scene-painter) had told him, the players thought the Provoked

Husband the best acting play on the stage; and Godwin said the

City-Wives’ Confederacy (taken from an indifferent French play) was the

best written one. I ventured to add, that the Trip to Scarborough

(altered but not improved by Sheridan) was not inferior to either of the

others. I should doubt whether the direction given at Sir Tunbelly’s

castle on the arrival of Young Fashion—‘Let loose the grey-hound, and

lock up Miss Hoyden!’—would be in Sheridan’s version, who, like most of

his countrymen, had a prodigious ambition of elegance. Northcote

observed, that talking of this put him in mind of a droll speech that

was made when the officers got up a play on board the vessel that went

lately to find out the North-West passage:—one of the sailors, who was

admiring the performance, and saying how clever it was, was interrupted

by the boatswain, who exclaimed—‘Clever! did you say? I call it

_philosophy_, by G—d!’ He asked, if he had ever mentioned to me that

anecdote of Lord Mansfield, who, when an old woman was brought before

him as a witch, and was charged, among other improbable things, with

walking through the air, attended coolly to the evidence, and then

dismissed the complaint by saying, ‘My opinion is that this good woman

be suffered to return home, and whether she shall do this, walking on

the ground or riding through the air, must be left entirely to her own

pleasure, for there is nothing contrary to the laws of England in

either!’ I mentioned a very fine dancer at the Opera (Mademoiselle

Brocard) with whom I was much delighted; and Northcote observed that

where there was grace and beauty accompanying the bodily movements, it

was very hard to deny the mental refinement or the merit of this art. He

could not see why that which was so difficult to do, and which gave so

much pleasure to others, was to be despised. He remembered seeing some

young people at Parma (though merely in a country-dance) exhibit a

degree of perfection in their movements that seemed to be inspired by

the very genius of grace and gaiety. Miss Reynolds used to say that

perfection was much the same in everything—nobody could assign the

limits. I said authors alone were privileged to suppose that all

excellence was confined to words. Till I was twenty I thought there was

nothing in the world but books: when I began to paint I found there were

two things, both difficult to do and worth doing; and I concluded from

that time there might be fifty. At least I was willing to allow every

one his own choice. I recollect a certain poet saying ‘he should like to

_ham-string_ those fellows at the Opera’—I suppose because the Great

would rather see them dance than read _Kehama_. Whatever can be done in

such a manner that you can fancy a God to do it, must have something in

its nature divine. The ancients had assigned Gods to dancing as well as

to music and poetry, to the different attributes and perfections both of

body and mind; and perhaps the plurality of the heathen deities was

favourable to a liberality of taste and opinion. NORTHCOTE: ‘The most

wretched scribbler looks down upon the greatest painter as a mere

mechanic: but who would compare Lord Byron with Titian?’

CONVERSATION THE FIFTEENTH

I went to Northcote in the evening to consult about his _Fables_. He was

downstairs in the parlour, and talked much as usual: but the difference

of the accompaniments, the sitting down, the preparations for tea, the

carpet and furniture, and a little fat lap-dog interfered with old

associations and took something from the charm of his conversation. He

spoke of a Mr. Laird who had been employed to see his _Life of Sir

Joshua_ through the press, and whom he went to call upon in an upper

story in Peterborough-Court, Fleet-street, where he was surrounded by

his books, his implements of writing, a hand-organ, and his coffee-pots;

and he said he envied him this retreat more than any palace he had ever

happened to enter. Northcote was not very well, and repeated his

complaints. I said I thought the air (now summer was coming on) would do

him more good than physic. His apothecary had been describing the

dissection of the elephant, which had just been killed at Exeter

‘Change. It appeared that instead of the oil which usually is found in

the joints of animals, the interstices were in this case filled up with

a substance resembling a kind of white paint. This Northcote considered

as a curious instance of the wise contrivance of nature in the

adaptation of means to ends; for even in pieces of artificial mechanism,

though they use oil to lubricate the springs and wheels of clocks and

other common-sized instruments, yet in very large and heavy ones, such

as steam-engines, &c. they are obliged to use grease, pitch, and other

more solid substances, to prevent the friction. If they could dissect a

flea, what a fine, evanescent fluid would be found to lubricate its

slender joints and assist its light movements! Northcote said the

bookseller wished to keep the original copy of the _Fables_ to bind up

as a literary curiosity. I objected to this proceeding as unfair. There

were several slips of the pen and slovenlinesses of style (for which I

did not think him at all accountable, since an artist wrote with his

left hand, and painted with his right) and I did not see why these

accidental inadvertences, arising from diffidence and want of practice,

should be as it were enshrined and brought against him. He said, ‘Mr. P—

H— tasked me the hardest in what I wrote in the _Artist_. He pointed out

where I was wrong, and sent it back to me to correct it. After all, what

I did there was thought the best!’ I said Mr. H— was too fastidious, and

spoiled what he did from a wish to have it perfect. He dreaded that a

shadow of objection should be brought against any thing he advanced, so

that his opinions at last amounted to a kind of genteel truisms. One

must risk something in order to do any thing. I observed that this was

remarkable in so clever a man; but it seemed as if there were some

fatality by which the most lively and whimsical writers, if they went

out of their own eccentric path and attempted to be serious, became

exceedingly grave and even insipid. His farces were certainly very

spirited and original: NO SONG NO SUPPER was the first play I had ever

seen, and I felt grateful to him for this. Northcote agreed that it was

very delightful; and said there was a volume of it when he first read it

to them one night at Mrs. Rundle’s, and that the players cut it down a

good deal and supplied a number of things. There was a great piece of

work to alter the songs for Madame Storace, who played in it and who

could not pronounce half the English terminations. MY GRANDMOTHER, too,

was a laughable idea, very ingeniously executed; and some of the songs

in this had an equal portion of elegance and drollery, such as that in

particular—

For alas! long before I was born,

My fair one had died of old age!

Still some of his warmest admirers were hurt at their being farces—if

they had been comedies, they would have been satisfied, for nothing

could be greater than their success. They were the next to O’Keefe’s,

who in that line was the English Moliere.

Northcote asked if I remembered the bringing out of any of O’Keefe’s? I

answered, No. He said ‘It had the oddest effect imaginable—at one moment

they seemed on the point of being damned, and the next moment you were

convulsed with laughter. Edwin was inimitable in some of them. He was

one of those actors, it is true, who carried a great deal off the stage

with him, that he would willingly have left behind, and so far could not

help himself. But his awkward, shambling figure in Bowkitt the

dancing-master, was enough to make one die with laughing. He was also

unrivalled in _Lingo_, where he was admirably supported by Mrs. Wells in

Cowslip, when she prefers “a roast duck” to all the birds in the Heathen

Mythology—and in _Peeping Tom_, where he merely puts his head out, the

faces that he made threw the audience into a roar.’ I said, I remembered

no further back than B—, who used to delight me excessively in

_Lenitive_ in the Prize, when I was a boy. Northcote said, he was an

imitator of Edwin, but at a considerable distance. He was a

good-natured, agreeable man; and the audience were delighted with him,

because he was evidently delighted with them. In some respects he was a

caricaturist: for instance, in Lenitive he stuck his pigtail on end,

which he had no right to do, for no one had ever done it but himself. I

said Liston appeared to me to have more comic humour than any one in my

time, though he was not properly an actor. Northcote asked if he was not

low-spirited; and told the story (I suspect an old one) of his

consulting a physician on the state of his health, who recommended him

to go and see Liston. I said he was grave and prosing, but I did not

know there was any thing the matter with him, though I had seen him

walking along the street the other day with his face as fixed as if had

a lock-jaw, a book in his hand, looking neither to the right nor the

left, and very much like his own Lord Duberly. I did not see why he and

Matthews should both of them be so _hipped_, except from their having

_the player’s melancholy_, arising from their not seeing six hundred

faces on the broad grin before them at all other times as well as when

they were acting. He was, however, exceedingly unaffected, and

remarkably candid in judging of other actors. He always spoke in the

highest terms of Munden, whom I considered as overdoing his parts.[97]

Northcote said, ‘Munden was excellent but an artificial actor. You

should have seen Weston,’ he continued. ‘It was impossible, from looking

at him, for any one to say that he was acting. You would suppose they

had gone out and found the actual character they wanted, and brought him

upon the stage without his knowing it. Even when they interrupted him

with peals of laughter and applause, he looked about him as if he was

not at all conscious of having any thing to do with it, and then went on

as before. In Scrub, Dr. Last, and other parts of that kind, he was

perfection itself. Garrick would never attempt Abel Drugger after him.

There was something peculiar in his face; for I knew an old

school-fellow of his who told me he used to produce the same effect when

a boy, and when the master asked what was the matter, his companions

would make answer—‘Weston looked _at me_, Sir!’ Yet he came out in

tragedy, as indeed they all did! Northcote inquired if I had seen

Garrick? I answered, ‘No—I could not very well, as he died the same year

I was born!’ I mentioned having lately met with a striking instance of

genealogical taste in a family, the grandfather of which thought nothing

of Garrick, the father thought nothing of Mrs. Siddons, and the daughter

could make nothing of the Scotch Novels, but admired Mr. Theodore Hook’s

‘SAYINGS AND DOINGS!’

Northcote then returned to the subject of his book and said, ‘Sir

Richard Phillips once wished me to do a very magnificent work indeed on

the subject of art. He was like Curil, who had a number of fine

title-pages, if any one could have written books to answer them. He came

here once with Godwin to shew me a picture which they had just

discovered of Chaucer, and which was to embellish Godwin’s _Life_ of

him. I told them it was certainly no picture of Chaucer, nor was any

such picture painted at that time.’ I said, Godwin had got a portrait

about a year ago which he wished me to suppose was a likeness of

President Bradshaw: I saw no reason for his thinking so, but that in

that case it would be worth a hundred pounds to him! Northcote expressed

a curiosity to have seen it, as he knew the descendants of the family at

Plymouth. He remembered one of them, an old lady of the name of Wilcox,

who used to walk about in Gibson’s-Field near the town, so prim and

starched, holding up her fan spread out like a peacock’s tail with such

an air, on account of her supposed relationship to one of the Regicides!

They paid, however (in the vulgar opinion) for this distinction; for

others of them bled to death at the nose, or died of the bursting of a

blood-vessel, which their wise neighbours did not fail to consider as a

judgment upon them.

Speaking of Dr. M—, he said, he had such a feeling of beauty in his

heart, that it made angels of every one around him. To check a person

who was running on against another, he once said, ‘You should not speak

in that manner, for you lead me to suppose you have the bad qualities

you are so prone to dwell upon in others.’—A transition was here made to

Lord Byron, who used to tell a story of a little red-haired girl, who,

when countesses and ladies of fashion were leaving the room where he was

in crowds (to _cut_ him after his quarrel with his wife) stopped short

near a table against which he was leaning, gave him a familiar nod, and

said, ‘You should have married me, and then this would not have happened

to you!’ A question being started whether Dr. M— was handsome, Northcote

answered, ‘I could see no beauty in him as to his outward person, but

there was an angelic sweetness of disposition that spread its influence

over his whole conversation and manner. He had not wit, but a fine

romantic enthusiasm which deceived himself and enchanted others. I

remember once his describing a picture by Rosa de Tivoli (at Saltram) of

_Two Bulls fighting_, and he gave such an account of their rage and

manner of tearing up the ground that I could not rest till we went over

to see it—when we came there, it was nothing but a coarse daub like what

might be expected from the painter: but he had made the rest out of a

vivid imagination. So my father told him a story of a bull-bait he had

seen in which the bull had run so furiously at the dog that he broke the

chain and pitched upon his head and was killed. Soon after, he came and

told us the same story as an incident he himself had witnessed. He did

not mean to deceive, but the image had made such an impression on his

fancy, that he believed it to be one that he had himself been an

eye-witness of.’ I was much amused with this account and I offered to

get him a copy of a whimsical production, of which a new edition had

been printed. I also recommended to him the _Spanish Rogue_, as a fine

mixture of drollery and grave moralizing. He spoke of _Lazarillo de

Tormes_ and of the _Cheats of Scapin_, the last of which he rated rather

low. The work was written by Scarron, whose widow, the famous Madame de

Maintenon, afterwards became mistress to Louis XIV.

PART THE SECOND

CONVERSATION THE SIXTEENTH

N.—That is your diffidence, which I can’t help thinking you carry too

far. For any one of real strength, you are the humblest person I ever

knew.

H.—It is owing to pride.

N.—You deny you have invention too. But it is want of practice. Your

ideas run on before your executive power. It is a common case. There was

Ramsay, of whom Sir Joshua used to say that he was the most sensible

among all the painters of his time; but he has left little to show it.

His manner was dry and timid. He stopped short in the middle of his

work, because he knew exactly how much it wanted. Now and then we find

hints and sketches which show what he might have been, if his hand had

been equal to his conceptions. I have seen a picture of his of the

Queen, soon after she was married—a profile, and slightly done; but it

was a paragon of elegance. She had a fan in her hand: Lord! how she held

that fan! It was weak in execution and ordinary in features—all I can

say of it is, that it was the farthest possible removed from everything

like vulgarity. A professor might despise it; but in the mental part, I

have never seen any thing of Vandyke’s equal to it. I could have looked

at it forever. I showed it to J—n; and he, I believe, came into my

opinion of it. I don’t know where it is now; but I saw in it enough to

convince me that Sir Joshua was right in what he said of Ramsay’s great

superiority. His own picture of the King, which is at the Academy, is a

finer composition and shows greater boldness and mastery of hand; but I

should find it difficult to produce any thing of Sir Joshua’s that

conveys an idea of more grace and delicacy than the one I have

mentioned. Reynolds would have finished it better: the other was afraid

of spoiling what he had done, and so left it a mere outline. He was

frightened before he was hurt.

H.—Taste and even genius is but a misfortune, without a correspondent

degree of manual dexterity or power of language to make it manifest.

N.—W— was here the other day. I believe you met him going out. He came,

he said, to ask me about the famous people of the last age, Johnson,

Burke, &c. (as I was almost the only person left who remembered them),

and was curious to know what figure Sir Walter Scott would have made

among them.

H.—That is so like a North-Briton—‘to make assurance doubly sure,’ and

to procure a signature to an acknowledged reputation as if it were a

receipt for the delivery of a bale of goods.

N.—I told him it was not for me to pronounce upon such men as Sir Walter

Scott: they came before another tribunal. They were of that height that

they were seen by all the world, and must stand or fall by the verdict

of posterity. It signified little what any individual thought in such

cases, it being equally an impertinence to set one’s self against or to

add one’s testimony to the public voice; but as far as I could judge, I

told him, that Sir Walter would have stood his ground in any company:

neither Burke nor Johnson nor any of their admirers would have been

disposed or able to set aside his pretensions. These men were not looked

upon in their day as they are at present: Johnson had his _Lexiphanes_,

and Goldsmith was laughed at—their merits were to the full as much

called in question, nay, more so, than those of the Author of _Waverley_

have ever been, who has been singularly fortunate in himself or in

lighting upon a barren age: but because their names have since become

established, and as it were sacred, we think they were always so; and W—

wanted me, as a competent witness and as having seen both parties, to

affix the same seal to his countryman’s reputation, which it is not in

the power of the whole of the present generation to do, much less of any

single person in it. No, we must wait for this! Time alone can give the

final stamp: no living reputation can ever be of the same value or

quality as posthumous fame. We must throw lofty objects to a distance in

order to judge of them: if we are standing close under the Monument, it

looks higher than St. Paul’s. Posterity has this advantage over us-not

that they are really wiser, but they see the proportions better from

being placed further off. For instance, I liked Sir Walter, because he

had an easy, unaffected manner, and was ready to converse on all

subjects alike. He was not like your friends, the L— poets, who talk

about nothing but their own poetry. If, on the contrary, he had been

stiff and pedantic, I should, perhaps, have been inclined to think less

highly of the author from not liking the man; so that we can never judge

fairly of men’s abilities till we are no longer liable to come in

contact with their persons. Friends are as little to be trusted as

enemies: favour or prejudice makes the votes in either case more or less

suspected; though ‘the vital signs that a name shall live’ are in some

instances so strong, that we can hardly refuse to put faith in them, and

I think this is one. I was much pleased with Sir Walter, and I believe

he expressed a favourable opinion of me. I said to him, ‘I admire the

way in which you begin your novels. You set out so abruptly, that you

quite surprise me. I can’t at all tell what’s coming.’—‘No!’ says Sir

Walter, ‘nor I neither.’ I then told him, that when I first read

_Waverley_, I said it was no novel: nobody could invent like that.

Either he had heard the story related by one of the surviving parties,

or he had found the materials in a manuscript concealed in some old

chest: to which he replied, ‘You’re not so far out of the way in

thinking so.’ You don’t know him, do you? He’d be a pattern to you. Oh!

he has a very fine manner. You would learn to rub off some of your

asperities. But you admire him, I believe.

H.—Yes; on this side of idolatry and Toryism.

N.—That is your prejudice.

H.—Nay, it rather shows my liberality, if I am a devoted enthusiast,

notwithstanding. There are two things I admire in Sir Walter, his

capacity and his simplicity; which indeed I am apt to think are much the

same. The more ideas a man has of other things, the less he is taken up

with the idea of himself. Every one gives the same account of the author

of _Waverley_ in this respect. When he was in Paris, and went to

Galignani’s, he sat down in an outer room to look at some book he wanted

to see: none of the clerks had the least suspicion who it was: when it

was found out, the place was in a commotion. Cooper, the American, was

in Paris at the same time: his looks and manners seemed to announce a

much greater man. He strutted through the streets with a very

consequential air; and in company held up his head, screwed up his

features, and placed himself on a sort of pedestal to be observed and

admired, as if he never relaxed in the assumption nor wished it to be

forgotten by others, that he was the American Sir Walter Scott. The real

one never troubled himself about the matter. Why should he? He might

safely leave that question to others. Indeed, by what I am told, he

carries his indifference too far: it amounts to an implied contempt for

the public, and _misprision of treason_ against the commonwealth of

letters. He thinks nothing of his works, although ‘all Europe rings with

them from side to side.’—If so, he has been severely punished for his

infirmity.

N.—Though you do not know Sir Walter Scott, I think I have heard you say

you have seen him.

H.—Yes, he put me in mind of Cobbett, with his florid face and scarlet

gown, which were just like the other’s red face and scarlet waistcoat.

The one is like an English farmer, the other like a Scotch _laird_. Both

are large, robust men, with great strength and composure of features;

but I saw nothing of the _ideal_ character in the romance-writer, any

more than I looked for it in the politician.

N.—Indeed! But you have a vast opinion of Cobbett too, haven’t you? Oh!

he’s a giant! He has such prodigious strength; he tears up a subject by

the roots. Did you ever read his Grammar? Or see his attack on Mrs. —?

It was like a hawk pouncing on a wren. I should be terribly afraid to

get into his hands. And then his homely, familiar way of writing—it is

not from necessity or vulgarity, but to show his contempt for

aristocratic pride and arrogance. He only has a kitchen-garden; he could

have a flower-garden too if he chose. Peter Pindar said his style was

like the Horse-Guards, only one story above the ground, while Junius’s

had all the airy elegance of Whitehall: but he could raise his style

just as high as he pleased; though he does not want to sacrifice

strength to elegance. He knows better what he is about.

H.—I don’t think he’ll set up for a fine gentleman in a hurry, though he

has for a Member of Parliament; and I fancy he would make no better

figure in the one than the other. He appeared to me, when I once saw

him, exactly what I expected: in Sir Walter I looked in vain for a

million of fine things! I could only explain it to myself in this way,

that there was a degree of capacity in that huge double forehead of his,

that superseded all effort, made every thing come intuitively and almost

mechanically, as if it were merely transcribing what was already

written, and by the very facility with which the highest beauty and

excellence was produced, left few traces of it in the expression of the

countenance, and hardly any sense of it in the mind of the author.

Expression only comes into the face as we are at a loss for words, or

have a difficulty in bringing forward our ideas; but we may repeat the

finest things by rote without any change of look or manner. It is only

when the powers are tasked, when the moulds of thought are full, that

the effect or the _wear-and-tear_ of the mind appears on the surface.

So, in general, writers of the greatest imagination and range of ideas,

and who might be said to have all nature obedient to their call, seem to

have been most careless of their fame and regardless of their works.

They treat their productions not as children, but as ‘bastards of their

art;’ whereas those who are more confined in their scope of intellect

and wedded to some one theory or predominant fancy, have been found to

feel a proportionable fondness for the offspring of their brain, and

have thus excited a deeper interest in it in the minds of others. We set

a value on things as they have cost us dear: the very limitation of our

faculties or exclusiveness of our feelings compels us to concentrate all

our enthusiasm on a favourite subject; and strange as it may sound, in

order to inspire a perfect sympathy in others or to form a school, men

must themselves be _egotists_! Milton has had fewer readers and

admirers, but I suspect more devoted and bigotted ones, than ever

Shakspeare had: Sir Walter Scott has attracted more universal attention

than any writer of our time, but you may speak against him with less

danger of making personal enemies than if you attack Lord Byron. Even

Wordsworth has half a dozen followers, who set him up above everybody

else from a _common idiosyncrasy_ of feeling and the singleness of the

elements of which his excellence is composed. Before we can take an

author entirely to our bosoms, he must be another self; and he cannot be

this, if he is ‘not one, but all mankind’s epitome.’ It was this which

gave such an effect to Rousseau’s writings, that he stamped his own

character and the image of his self-love on the public mind—_there_ it

is, and there it will remain in spite of every thing. Had he possessed

more comprehension of thought or feeling, it would have only have

diverted him from his object. But it was the excess of his egotism and

his utter blindness to every thing else, that found a corresponding

sympathy in the conscious feelings of every human breast, and shattered

to pieces the pride of rank and circumstance by the pride of internal

worth or upstart pretension. When Rousseau stood behind the chair of the

master of the _château_ of —, and smiled to hear the company dispute

about the meaning of the motto of the arms of the family, which he alone

knew, and stumbled as he handed the glass of wine to his young mistress,

and fancied she coloured at being waited upon by so learned a young

footman—then was first kindled that spark which can never be quenched,

then was formed the germ of that strong conviction of the disparity

between the badge on his shoulder and the aspirations of his soul—the

determination, in short, that external situation and advantages are but

the mask, and that the mind is the man—armed with which, impenetrable,

incorrigible, he went forth conquering and to conquer, and overthrew the

monarchy of France and the hierarchies of the earth. Till then, birth

and wealth and power were all in all, though but the frame-work or crust

that envelopes the man; and what there was in the man himself was never

asked, or was scorned and forgot. And while all was dark and grovelling

within, while knowledge either did not exist or was confined to a few,

while material power and advantages were every thing, this was naturally

to be expected. But with the increase and diffusion of knowledge, this

state of things must sooner or later cease; and Rousseau was the first

who held the torch (lighted at the never-dying fire in his own bosom) to

the hidden chambers of the mind of man—like another Prometheus, breathed

into his nostrils the breath of a new and intellectual life, enraging

the Gods of the earth, and made him feel what is due to himself and his

fellows. Before, physical force was every thing: henceforward, mind,

thought, feeling was a new element—a fourth estate in society. What!

shall a man have read Dante and Ariosto, and be none the better for it?

Shall he be still judged of only by his coat, the number of his servants

in livery, the house over his head? While poverty meant ignorance, that

was necessarily the case; but the world of books overturns the world of

things, and establishes a new balance of power and scale of estimation.

Shall we think only rank and pedigree divine, when we have music,

poetry, and painting within us? Tut! we have read _Old Mortality_; and

shall it be asked whether we have done so in a garret or a palace, in a

carriage or on foot? Or knowing them, shall we not revere the mighty

heirs of fame, and respect ourselves for knowing and honouring them?

This is the true march of intellect, and not the erection of _Mechanics’

Institutions_, or the printing of _two-penny trash_, according to my

notion of the matter, though I have nothing to say against them neither.

N.—I thought you never would have done; however, you have come to the

ground at last. After this rhapsody, I must inform you that Rousseau is

a character more detestable to me than I have power of language to

express:—an aristocrat filled with all their worst vices, pride,

ambition, conceit and gross affectation: and though endowed with some

ability, yet not sufficient ever to make him know right from wrong:

witness his novel of _Eloisa_. His name brings to my mind all the gloomy

horrors of a mob-government, which attempted from their ignorance to

banish truth and justice from the world. I see you place Sir Walter

above Lord Byron. The question is not which keeps longest on the wing,

but which soars highest: and I cannot help thinking there are essences

in Lord Byron that are not to be surpassed. He is on a par with Dryden.

All the other modern poets appear to me vulgar in the comparison. As a

lady who comes here said, there is such an air of nobility in what he

writes. Then there is such a power in the style, expressions almost like

Shakspeare—‘And looked round on them with their _wolfish_ eyes.’

H.—The expression is in Shakspeare, somewhere in _Lear_.

N.—The line I repeated is in _Don Juan_. I do not mean to vindicate the

immorality or misanthropy in that poem—perhaps his lameness was to blame

for this defect—but surely no one can deny the force, the spirit of it;

and there is such a fund of drollery mixed up with the serious part.

Nobody understood the tragi-comedy of poetry so well. People find fault

with this mixture in general, because it is not well managed; there is a

comic story and a tragic story going on at the same time, without their

having any thing to do with one another. But in Lord Byron they are

brought together, just as they are in nature. In like manner, if you go

to an execution at the very moment when the criminal is going to be

turned off, and all eyes are fixed upon him, an old apple-woman and her

stall are overturned, and all the spectators fall a-laughing. In real

life the most ludicrous incidents border on the most affecting and

shocking. How fine that is of the cask of butter in the storm! Some

critics have objected to it as turning the whole into burlesque; on the

contrary, it is that which stamps the character of the scene more than

any thing else. What did the people in the boat care about the rainbow,

which he has described in such vivid colours; or even about their

fellow-passengers who were thrown overboard, when they only wanted to

eat them? No, it was the loss of the firkin of butter that affected them

more than all the rest; and it is the mention of this circumstance that

adds a hardened levity and a sort of ghastly horror to the scene. It

shows the master-hand—there is such a boldness and sagacity and

superiority to ordinary rules in it! I agree, however, in your

admiration of the Waverley Novels: they are very fine. As I told the

author, he and Cervantes have raised the idea of human nature, not as

Richardson has attempted, by affectation and a false varnish, but by

bringing out what there is really fine in it under a cloud of

disadvantages. Have you seen the last?

H.—No.

N.—There is a character of a common smith or armourer in it, which, in

spite of a number of weaknesses and in the most ludicrous situations, is

made quite heroical by the tenderness and humanity it displays. It is

his best, but I had not read it when I saw him. No; all that can be said

against Sir Walter is, that he has never made a _whole_. There is an

infinite number of delightful incidents and characters, but they are

disjointed and scattered. This is one of Fielding’s merits: his novels

are regular compositions, with what the ancients called a _beginning_, a

_middle_, and an _end_: every circumstance is foreseen and provided for,

and the conclusion of the story turns round as it were to meet the

beginning. _Gil Blas_ is very clever, but it is only a succession of

chapters. _Tom Jones_ is a masterpiece, as far as regards the conduct of

the fable.

H.—Do you know the reason? Fielding had a hooked nose, the long chin. It

is that introverted physiognomy that binds and concentrates.

N.—But Sir Walter has not a hooked nose, but one that denotes kindness

and ingenuity. Mrs. Abington had the pug-nose, who was the perfection of

comic archness and vivacity: a hooked nose is my aversion.

CONVERSATION THE SEVENTEENTH

N.—I sometimes get into scrapes that way by contradicting people before

I have well considered the subject, and I often wonder how I get out of

them so well as I do. I remember once meeting with Sir — —, who was

talking about Milton; and as I have a natural aversion to a coxcomb, I

differed from what he said, without being at all prepared with any

arguments in support of my opinion.

H.—But you had time enough to think of them afterwards.

N.—I got through with it somehow or other. It is the very risk you run

in such cases that puts you on the alert and gives you spirit to

extricate yourself from it. If you had full leisure to deliberate and to

make out your defence beforehand, you perhaps could not do it so well as

on the spur of the occasion. The surprise and flutter of the animal

spirits gives the alarm to any little wit we possess, and puts it into a

state of immediate requisition.

H.—Besides, it is always easiest to defend a paradox or an opinion you

don’t care seriously about. I would sooner (as a matter of choice) take

the wrong side than the right in any argument. If you have a thorough

conviction on any point and good grounds for it, you have studied it

long, and the real reasons have sunk into the mind; so that what you can

recal of them at a sudden _pinch_, seems unsatisfactory and

disproportionate to the confidence of your belief and to the magisterial

tone you are disposed to assume. Even truth is a matter of habit and

professorship. Reason and knowledge, when at their height, return into a

kind of instinct. We understand the grammar of a foreign language best,

though we do not speak it so well. But if you take up an opinion at a

venture, then you lay hold of whatever excuse comes within your reach,

instead of searching about for and bewildering yourself with the true

reasons; and the odds are that the arguments thus got up are as good as

those opposed to them. In fact, the more sophistical and superficial an

objection to a received or well-considered opinion is, the more we are

staggered and teazed by it; and the next thing is to lose our temper,

when we become an easy prey to a cool and disingenuous adversary. I

would much rather (as the safest side) insist on Milton’s pedantry than

on his sublimity, supposing I were not in the company of very good

judges. A single stiff or obscure line would outweigh a whole book of

solemn grandeur in the mere flippant encounter of the wits, and, in

general, the truth and justice of the cause you espouse is rather an

incumbrance than an assistance; or it is like heavy armour which few

have strength to wield. Any thing short of complete triumph on the right

side is defeat: any hole picked or flaw detected in an argument which we

are holding earnestly and conscientiously, is sufficient to raise the

laugh against us. This is the greatest advantage which folly and knavery

have. We are not satisfied to be right, unless we can prove others to be

quite wrong; and as all the world would be thought to have some reason

on their side, they are glad of any loop-hole or pretext to escape from

the dogmatism and tyranny we would set up over them. Absolute submission

requires absolute proofs. Without some such drawback, the world might

become too wise and too good, at least according to every man’s private

prescription. In this sense _ridicule is the test of truth_; that is,

the levity and indifference on one side balances the formality and

presumption on the other.

N.—Horne Tooke used to play with his antagonists in the way you speak

of. He constantly threw Fuseli into a rage and made him a

laughing-stock, by asking him to explain the commonest things, and often

what Fuseli understood much better than he did. But in general, I think

it is less an indifference to truth than the fear of finding yourself in

the wrong, that carries you through when you take up any opinion from

caprice or the spirit of contradiction. Danger almost always produces

courage and presence of mind. The faculties are called forth with the

occasion. You see men of very ordinary characters, placed in

extraordinary circumstances, act like men of capacity. The late King of

France was thought weak and imbecile, till he was thrown into the most

trying situations; and then he shewed sense and even eloquence which no

one had ever suspected. Events supplied the want of genius and energy;

the external impressions were so strong, that the dullest or most

indolent must have been roused by them. Indeed the wise man is perhaps

more liable to err in such extreme cases by setting up his own

preconceptions and self-will against circumstances, than the

_common-place_ character who yields to necessity and is passive under

existing exigencies. It is this which makes kings and ministers equal to

their situations. They may be very poor creatures in themselves; but the

importance of the part they have to act and the magnitude of their

responsibility inspire them with a factitious and _official_ elevation

of view. Few people are found totally unfit for high station, and it is

lucky that it is so. Perhaps men of genius and imagination are the least

adapted to get into the state go-cart; Buonaparte, we see, with all his

talent, only drove to the devil. When Richard II. was quite a youth, and

he went to suppress the rebellion of Wat Tyler in Smithfield, and the

latter was killed, his followers drew their bows and were about to take

vengeance on the young king, when he stepped forward and said that ‘now

as their leader was dead, he would be their leader.’ This instantly

disarmed their rage, and they received him with acclamations. He had no

other course left; the peril he was in made him see his place of safety.

Courage has a wonderful effect: this makes mad people so terrible, that

they have no fear. Even wild beasts or a mob (which is much the same

thing) will hardly dare to attack you if you show no fear of them. I

have heard Lord Exmouth (Sir Edward Pellew) say that once when he was

out with his ship at sea and there was a mutiny on board and no chance

of escape, he learned (from a spy he had among them) the moment when the

ring-leaders were assembled and about to execute their design of putting

the captain and all the officers to death, when taking a pistol in each

hand, he went down into the cock-pit into the midst of them; and

threatening to shoot the first man that stirred, took them every one

prisoners. If he had betrayed the least fear or any of them had raised a

hand, he must have been instantly sacrificed. But he was bolder than any

individual in the group, and by this circumstance had the ascendancy

over the whole put together. A similar act of courage is related of

Peter the Great, who singly entered the haunt of some conspirators, and

striking down the leader with a blow on the face, spread consternation

amongst the assassins, who were terrified by his fearlessness.

(_A book of prints was brought in, containing Views of Edinburgh._)

N.—It is curious to what perfection these things are brought, and how

cheap they are. It is that which makes them sell and ensures the fortune

of those who publish them. Great fortunes are made out of small profits,

which allow all the world to become purchasers. That is the reason the

Colosseum will hardly answer. There never was an example of an

exhibition in England answering at a crown a-piece. People look twice at

their money before they will part with it, if it be more than they are

accustomed to pay. It becomes a question, and perhaps a few stragglers

go; whereas they ought to go in a stream and as a matter of course. If

people have to pay a little more than usual, though a mere trifle, they

consider it in the light of an imposition, and resent it as such; if the

price be a little under the mark, they think they have saved so much

money, and snap at it as a bargain. The publishers of the work on

Edinburgh are the same who brought out the _Views of London_; and it is

said, the success of that undertaking enabled them to buy up

Lackington’s business. E— the architect, I am told, suggested the plan,

but declined a share that was offered him in it, because he said nothing

that he had been engaged in had ever succeeded. The event would not

belie the notion of his own ill-luck. It is singular on what slight

turns good or ill fortune depends. Lackington (I understood from the

person who brought the _Edinburgh Views_ here) died worth near half a

million: nobody could tell how he had made it. At thirty he was not

worth a shilling. The great difficulty is in the first hundred pounds.

H.—It is sympathy with the mass of mankind, and finding out from

yourself what is they want and must have.

N.—It seems a good deal owing to the most minute circumstances. A

difference of sixpence in the price will make all the difference in the

sale of a book. Sometimes a work lies on the shelf for a time, and then

runs like wild-fire. There was _Drelincourt on Death_, which is a

fortune in itself; it hung on hand; _nobody_ read it, till Defoe put a

ghost-story into it, and it has been a stock-book ever since. It is the

same in prints. A catching subject or name will make one thing an

universal favourite, while another of ten times the merit is never

noticed. I have known this happen to myself in more than one instance.

This is the provoking part in W—l and some other painters, who, taking

advantage of the externals and accidents of their art, have run away

with nearly all the popularity of their time. Jack T— was here the other

day to say that W— and his friends complained bitterly of the things I

said about him. I replied that I had only spoken of him as an artist,

which I was at liberty to do; and that if he were offended, I would

recommend to him to read the story of Charles II. and the Duchess of

Cleveland, who came to the king with a complaint, that whenever she met

Nell Gwyn in the street, the latter put her head out of the coach and

made mouths at her. ‘Well then,’says Charles II. ‘the next time you meet

Nelly and she repeats the offence, do you make mouths at her again!’ So

if Mr. W—l is hurt at my saying things of him, all he has to do is to

say things of me in return.

H.—I confess, I never liked W—1. It was one of the errors of my youth

that I did not think him equal to Raphael and Rubens united, as Payne

Knight contended: and I have fought many a battle with numbers (if not

odds) against me on that point.

N.—Then you must have the satisfaction of seeing a change of opinion at

present.

H.—Pardon me, I have not that satisfaction; I have only a double

annoyance from it. It is no consolation to me that an individual was

overrated by the folly of the public formerly, and that he suffers from

their injustice and fickleness at present. It is no satisfaction to me

that poor I—g is reduced to his primitive congregation, and that the

stream of coronet-coaches no longer rolls down Holborn or Oxford-street

to his chapel. They ought never to have done so, or they ought to

continue to do so. The world (whatever in their petulance and profligacy

they may think) have no right to intoxicate poor human nature with the

full tide of popular applause, and then to drive it to despair for the

want of it. There are no words to express the cruelty, the weakness, the

shamelessness of such conduct, which resembles that of the little girl

who dresses up her doll in the most extravagant finery, and then in mere

wantonness strips it naked to its wool and bits of wood again—with this

difference that the doll has no feeling, whereas the world’s idols are

wholly sensitive.

(_Of some one who preferred appearances to realities._)

N.—I can understand the character, because it is exactly the reverse of

what I should do and feel. It is like dressing out of one’s sphere, or

any other species of affectation and imposture. I cannot bear to be

taken for any thing but what I am. It is like what the country-people

call ‘having _a halfpenny head and a farthing tail_.’ That is what makes

me mad when people sometimes come and pay their court to me by

saying—‘Bless me! how sagacious you look! What a penetrating

countenance! ‘No, I say, that is but the title-page—what is there in the

book? Your dwelling so much on the exterior seems to imply that the

inside does not correspond to it. Don’t let me look wise and be foolish,

but let me be wise though I am taken for a fool! Any thing else is

quackery: it is as if there was no real excellence in the world, but in

opinion. I used to blame Sir Joshua for this: he sometimes wanted to get

_Collins’s earth_, but did not like to have it known. Then there were

certain oils that he made a great _fuss_ and mystery about. I have said

to myself, surely there is something deeper and nobler in the art that

does not depend on all this trick and handicraft. Give Titian and a

common painter the same materials and tools to work with, and then see

the difference between them. This is all that is worth contending for.

If Sir Joshua had had no other advantage than the using _Collins’s

earth_ and some particular sort of _megilp_, we should not now have been

talking about him. When W— was here the other day, he asked about Mengs

and his school; and when I told him what I thought, he said, ‘Is that

your own opinion, or did you take it from Sir Joshua?’ I answered, that

if I admired Sir Joshua, it was because there was something congenial in

our tastes, and not because I was his pupil. I saw his faults, and

differed with him often enough. If I have any bias, it is the other way,

to take fancies into my head and run into singularity and cavils. In

what I said to you about Ramsay’s picture of the Queen, for instance, I

don’t know that any one ever thought so before, or that any one else

would agree with me. It might be set down as mere whim and caprice; but

I can’t help it, if it is so. All I know is, that such is my feeling

about it, which I can no more part with than I can part with my own

existence. It is the same in other things, as in music. There was an

awkward composer at the Opera many years ago, of the name of Boccarelli;

what he did was stupid enough in general, but I remember he sung an air

one day at Cosway’s, which they said Shield had transferred into the

_Flitch of Bacon_. I cannot describe the effect it had upon me—it seemed

as if it wound into my very soul—I would give any thing to hear it sung

again. So I could have listened to Dignum’s singing the lines out of

Shakspeare—‘Come unto these yellow sands, and then take hands’—a hundred

times over. But I am not sure that others would be affected in the same

manner by it: there may be some quaint association of ideas in the case.

But at least, if I am wrong, the folly is my own.

H.—There is no danger of the sort, except from affectation, which I am

sure is not your case. All the real taste and feeling in the world is

made up of what people _take in their heads_ in this manner. Even if you

were right only once in five times in these hazardous experiments and

shrewd guesses, that would be a fifth part of the truth; whereas, if you

merely repeated after others by rote or waited to have all the world on

your side, there could be absolutely nothing gained at all. If any one

had come in and had expressed the same idea of Ramsay’s portrait of the

Queen, this would doubtless be a confirmation of your opinion, like two

persons finding out a likeness; but suppose W— had gone away with your

opinion in his pocket, and had spread it about everywhere what a fine

painter Ramsay was, I do not see how this would have strengthened your

conclusion; nay, perhaps the people whom he got as converts would

entirely mistake the meaning, and come to you with the very reverse of

what you had said as a prodigious discovery. This is the way in which

these unanimous verdicts are commonly obtained. You might say that

Ramsay was not a fine painter, but a man of real genius. The world, not

comprehending the distinction, would merely come to the gross

conclusion, that he was both one and the other. Thus even truth is

vulgarly debased into _common-place_ and nonsense. So that it is not

simply as Mr. Locke observed—‘That there are not so many wrong opinions

in the world as is generally imagined, for most people have no opinion

at all, but take up with those of others or with mere hearsay and

echoes;’ but these echoes are often false ones and no more like the

original idea than the rhyming echoes in Hudibras or than Slender’s Mum

and Budget.

N.—But don’t you think the contrary extreme would be just as bad, if

every one set up to judge for himself and every question was split into

an endless variety of opinions?

H.—I do not see that this would follow. If persons who are sincere and

free to inquire differ widely on any subject, it is because it is beyond

their reach, and there is no satisfactory evidence one way or the other.

Supposing a thing to be doubtful, why should it not be left so? But

men’s passions and interests, when brought into play, are most tenacious

on these points where their understandings afford them least light.

Those doctrines are _established_ which need propping up, as men place

beams against falling houses. It does not require an act of parliament

to persuade mathematicians to agree with Euclid, or painters to admire

Raphael.

N.—And don’t you think this the best rule for the rest of the world to

go by?

H.—Yes; but not if the doctors themselves differed: then it would be

necessary to _clench the nail_ with a few smart strokes of bigotry and

intolerance. What admits of proof, men agree in, if they have no

interest to the contrary; what they differ about in spite of all that

can be said, is matter of taste or conjecture.

CONVERSATION THE EIGHTEENTH

N.—Opie, I remember, used to argue, that there were as many different

sorts of taste as genius. He said, ‘If I am engaged in a picture, and

endeavour to do it according to the suggestions of my employers, I do

not understand exactly what they want, nor they what I can do, and I

please no one: but if I do it according to my own notions, I belong to a

class, and if I am able to satisfy myself, I please that class.’ You did

not know Opie? You would have admired him greatly. I do not speak of him

as an artist, but as a man of sense and observation. He paid me the

compliment of saying, ‘that we should have been the best friends in the

world, if we had not been rivals.’ I think he had more of this feeling

than I had; perhaps, because I had most vanity. We sometimes got into

foolish altercations. I recollect once in particular, at a banker’s in

the city, we took up the whole of dinner-time with a ridiculous

controversy about Milton and Shakspeare; I am sure we neither of us had

the least notion which was right—and when I was heartily ashamed of it,

a foolish citizen who was present, added to my confusion by

saying—‘Lord! What would I give to hear two such men as you talk every

day!’ This quite humbled me: I was ready to sink with vexation: I could

have resolved never to open my mouth again. But I can’t help thinking W—

was wrong in supposing I borrow every thing from others. It is not my

character. I never could learn my lesson at school. My copy was hardly

legible; but if there was a prize to be obtained or my father was to see

it, then I could write a very fine hand with all the usual flourishes.

What I know of history (and something about heraldry) has been gathered

up when I had to enquire into the subject for a picture: if it had been

set me as a task, I should have forgotten it immediately. In the same

way, when Boydell came and proposed a subject for a picture to me, and

pointed out the capabilities, I always said I could make nothing of it:

but as soon as he was gone and I was left to myself, the whole then

seemed to unfold itself naturally. I never could study the rules of

composition or make sketches and drawings beforehand; in this, probably

running into the opposite error to that of the modern Italian painters,

whom Fuseli reproaches with spending their whole lives in preparation. I

must begin at once or I can do nothing. When I set about the ‘Wat

Tyler,’ I was frightened at it: it was the largest work I had ever

undertaken: there were to be horses and armour and buildings and several

groups in it: when I looked at it, the canvas seemed ready to fall upon

me. But I had committed myself and could not escape; disgrace was behind

me—and every step I made in advance, was so much positively gained. If I

had staid to make a number of designs and try different experiments, I

never should have had the courage to go on. Half the things that people

do not succeed in, are through fear of making the attempt. Like the

recruit in Farquhar’s comedy, you grow wondrous bold, when you have once

taken ‘list-money.’ When you _must_ do a thing, you feel in some measure

that you _can_ do it. You have only to commit yourself beyond retreat.

It is like the soldier going into battle or a player first appearing on

the stage—the worst is over when they arrive upon the scene of action.

H.—I found nearly the same thing that you describe when I first began to

write for the newspapers. I had not till then been in the habit of

writing at all, or had been a long time about it; but I perceived that

with the necessity, the fluency came. Something I did, _took_; and I was

called upon to do a number of things all at once. I was in the middle of

the stream, and must sink or swim. I had, for instance, often a

theatrical criticism to write after midnight, which appeared the next

morning. There was no fault found with it—at least, it was as good as if

I had had to do it for a weekly paper. I only did it at once, and

recollected all I had to say on the spot, because I could not put it off

for three days, when perhaps I should have forgotten the best part of

it. Besides, when one is pressed for time, one saves it. I might set

down nearly all I had to say in my mind, while the play was going on. I

know I did not feel at a loss for matter—the difficulty was to compress

and write it out fast enough. When you are tied to time, you can come to

time. I conceive in like manner more wonder is expressed at _extempore_

speaking, than it is entitled to. Not to mention that the same

well-known topics continually recur, and that the speakers may con their

_extempore_ speeches over beforehand and merely watch their opportunity

to slide them in dexterously into the grand procession of the debate: a

man when once on his legs _must say something_, and this is the utmost

that a public speaker generally says. If he has any thing good to say,

he can recollect it just as well at once as in a week’s literary

leisure, as well standing up as sitting down, except from habit. We are

not surprised at a man’s telling us his thoughts across a table: why

should we be so at his doing the same thing, when mounted on one? But he

excites more attention: _that_ gives him a double motive. A man’s

getting up to make a speech in public will not give him a command of

words or thoughts if he is without them; but he may be delivered of all

the brilliancy or wisdom he actually possesses, in a longer or a shorter

space, according to the occasion. The circumstance of the time is

optional; necessity, if it be not the mother of invention, supplies us

with the memory of all we know.

N.—(_after a pause_)—There is no end of the bigotry and prejudice in the

world; one can only shrug one’s shoulders and submit to it. Have you

seen the copies they have got down at the club-house in Pall-mall of the

groups of horses from the Elgin marbles? Lord! how inferior they are to

Rubens’s! So stiff, and poor, and dry, compared to his magnificent

spirit and bold luxuriance! I should not know them to be horses; they

are as much like any thing else. I was at Somerset-house the other day.

They talk of the Dutch painters; why, there are pictures there of

interiors and other subjects of familiar life, that throw all the

boasted _chef-d’œuvres_ of the Dutch school to an immeasurable distance.

I do not speak of history, which has not been fairly tried; but in all

for which there has been encouragement, no nation can go beyond us. We

have resources and a richness of capacity equal to any undertaking.

H.—Do you recollect any in particular that you admired at the

Exhibition?

N.—No, I do not remember the names; but it was a general sense of

excellence and truth of imitation of natural objects. As to lofty

history, our religion scarcely allows it. The Italians had no more

genius for painting nor a greater love of pictures than we; but the

_church_ was the foster-mother of the fine arts; being the most politic

and powerful establishment in the world, they laid their hands on all

that could allure and impress the minds of the people—music, painting,

architecture, ceremonies; and this produced a succession of great

artists and noble works, till the churches were filled, and then they

ceased. The genius of Italian art was nothing but the genius of Popery.

God forbid we should purchase success at the same price! Every thing at

Rome is like a picture—is calculated for show. I remember walking

through one of the bye-streets near the Vatican, where I met some

procession in which the Pope was; and all at once I saw a number of the

most beautiful Arabian horses curvetting and throwing out their long

tails, like a vision or a part of a romance. We should here get one or

two at most. All our holiday pageants, even the Coronation, are low

Bartlemy-fair exhibitions compared with what you see at Rome. And then

to see the Pope give the benediction at St. Peter’s, raising himself up

and spreading out his hands in the form of a cross, with an energy and

dignity as if he was giving a blessing to the whole world! No, it is not

enough to _see_ Popery in order to hate it—it must be felt too. A poor

man going through one of the narrow streets where a similar procession

was passing, was fiercely attacked by a soldier of the Swiss Guards, and

ordered to stand back. The man said he could retire no further, for he

was close against the wall. ‘Get back, you and the wall too!’ was the

answer of haughty servility and mild despotism. It is this spirit

peeping out that makes one dread the fairest outside appearances; and

with this spirit, and the power and determination it implies to delude

and lead the multitude blindfold with every lure to their imagination

and their senses, I will answer for the production of finer historical

and scripture-pieces in this country (let us be as far north as we will)

than we have yet seen.

H.—You do not think, then, that we are naturally a dry, sour, Protestant

set? Is not the air of Ireland Popish, and that of Scotland

Presbyterian?

N.—No: though you may have it so if you please. K— has been wanting my

two copies of —, though I do not think he will bid high enough to induce

me to part with them. I am in this respect like Opie, who had an

original by Sir Joshua that he much valued, and he used to say, ‘I don’t

know what I should do in that case, but I hope to G—d nobody will offer

me 500_l._ for it!’ It is curious, this very picture sold for 500l. the

other day. So it is that real merit creeps on, and is sure to find its

level. The ‘Holy Family’ sold among Lord Gwydir’s pictures for 1,900_l._

H.—Is that fine?

N.—Oh yes! it’s certainly fine. It wants the air of history, but it has

a rich colour and great simplicity and innocence. It is not equal to the

‘Snake in the Grass,’ which Mr. Peel gave 1,600 guineas for. That was

his _forte_: nothing is wanting there.

_A Stranger._—I thought Sir Joshua’s colours did not stand?

N.—That is true of some of them: he tried experiments, and had no

knowledge of chemistry, and bought colours of Jews: but I speak of them

as they came from the easel. As he left them and intended them to be, no

pictures in the world would stand by the side of them. Colour seemed to

exist substantively in his mind. You see this still in those that have

not faded—in his latter works especially, which were also his best; and

this, with character and a certain sweetness, must always make his works

invaluable. You come to this at last—what you find in any one that you

can get nowhere else. If you have this about you, you need not be afraid

of time. Gainsborough had the saving grace of originality; and you

cannot put him down for that reason. With all their faults, and the

evident want of an early study and knowledge of the art, his pictures

fetch more every time they are brought to the hammer. I don’t know what

it was that his ‘View of the Mall in St. James’s Park’ sold for not long

ago. I remember Mr. P. H. coming to me, and saying what an exquisite

picture Gainsborough had painted of the Park. You would suppose it would

be stiff and formal with the straight rows of trees and people sitting

on benches—it is all in motion, and in a flutter like a lady’s fan.

Watteau is not half so airy. His picture of young lord — was a

masterpiece—there was such a look of natural gentility. You must

recollect his ‘Girl feeding pigs:’ the expression and truth of nature

were never surpassed. Sir Joshua was struck with it, though he said he

ought to have made her a beauty.

H.—Perhaps it was as well to make sure of one thing at a time. I

remember being once driven by a shower of rain for shelter into a

picture dealer’s shop in Oxford-street, where there stood on the floor a

copy of Gainsborough’s ‘Shepherd-boy’ with the thunder-storm coming on.

What a truth and beauty was there! He stands with his hands clasped,

looking up with a mixture of timidity and resignation, eying a magpie

chattering over his head, while the wind is rustling in the branches. It

was like a vision breathed on the canvas. I have been fond of

Gainsborough ever since.

N.—Oh! that was an essence: but it was only a copy you saw? The picture

was finer than his ‘Woodman,’ which has a little false glitter and

attempt at theatrical effect; but the other is innocence itself.

Gainsborough was a natural gentleman; and with all his simplicity he had

wit too. An eminent counsellor once attempted to puzzle him on some

trial about the originality of a picture by saying, ‘I observe you lay

great stress on the phrase, the _painter’s eye_; what do you mean by

that?’ ‘The painter’s eye,’ answered Gainsborough, ‘is to him what the

lawyer’s tongue is to you.’ Sir Joshua was not fond of Wilson, and said

at one of the Academy dinners, ‘Yes, Gainsborough is certainly the best

landscape-painter of the day.’ ‘No,’ replied Wilson, who overheard him,

‘but he is the best portrait-painter.’ This was a sufficient testimony

in Gainsborough’s favour.

H.—He did not make himself agreeable at Buckingham-house, any more than

Sir Joshua, who kept a certain distance and wished to appear as a

gentleman; they wanted a _buffoon_ whom they might be familiar with at

first, and insult the moment he overstepped the mark, or as soon as they

grew tired of him. Their favourites must be like _pet_ lap-dogs or

monkeys.

N.—C— went to court the other day after a long absence. He was very

graciously received, notwithstanding. The K— held out his hand for him

to kiss; he recollected himself in time to perceive the object. He was

struck with the manner in which the great people looked towards the

King, and the utter insignificance of every thing else; ‘and then,’ said

C—, ‘as soon as they are out of the palace, they get into their

carriages, and ride over you with all the fierceness and insolence

imaginable.’ West used to say you could tell the highest nobility at

court by their being the most abject. This was policy, for the most

powerful would be most apt to excite jealousy in the sovereign; and by

showing an extreme respect, they thought to prevent the possibility of

encroachment or insult. Garrick complained that when he went to read

before the court, not a look or a murmur testified approbation; there

was a profound stillness—every one only watched to see what the King

thought. It was like reading to a set of wax-work figures: he who had

been accustomed to the applause of thousands, could not bear this

assembly of mutes. Marchant went to the late King about a cameo, who was

offended at his saying the face must be done in full and not as a

profile; ‘then,’ said the patron, ‘I’ll get somebody else to do it.’

Coming out at the door, one of the pages asked the artist, ‘Why do you

contradict the K—? He is not used to be contradicted!’ This is

intelligible in an absolute despotism, where the will of the sovereign

is law, and where he can cut off your head if he pleases; but is it not

strange in a free country?

H.—It is placing an ordinary mortal on the top of a pyramid, and

kneeling at the bottom of it to the ‘highest and mightiest.’ It is a

trick of human reason surpassing the grossness of the brute.

CONVERSATION THE NINETEENTH

H.—Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being

overtaken by it. It is a sign the two things are not very far asunder.

N.—Yes; Mr. — used to say, that just before the women in his time left

off hoops, they looked like bats. Going on from one affectation to

another, they at last wore them close under their arms, so that they

resembled wings growing out from their shoulders; and having reached the

top of the absurdity, they then threw them aside all at once. If long

waists are the fashion one season, they are exploded the next; as soon

as the court adopts any particular mode, the city follows the example,

and as soon as the city takes it up, the court lays it down. The whole

is caricature and masquerade. _Nature only is left out_; for that is

either common, or what is fine in it would not always be found on the

fashionable side of the question. It may be the fashion to paint or not

to paint; but if it were the fashion to have a fine complexion, many

fashionable people must go without one, and many unfashionable ones

would be at the height of it. Deformity is as often the fashion as

beauty, yet the world in general see no other beauty than fashion, and

their vanity or interest or complaisance bribes their understanding to

disbelieve even their senses. If cleanliness is the fashion, then

cleanliness is admired; if dirt, hair-powder, and pomatum are the

fashion, then dirt, hair-powder, and pomatum are admired just as much,

if not more, from their being disagreeable.

H.—The secret is, that fashion is imitating in certain things that are

in our power and that are nearly indifferent in themselves, those who

possess certain other advantages that are not in our power, and which

the possessors are as little disposed to part with as they are eager to

obtrude them upon the notice of others by every external symbol at their

immediate controul. We think the cut of a coat fine, because it is worn

by a man with ten thousand a-year, with a fine house, and a fine

carriage: as we cannot get the ten thousand a-year, the house, or the

carriage, we get what we can—the cut of the fine gentleman’s coat, and

thus are in the fashion. But as we get it, he gets rid of it, which

shows that he cares nothing about it; but he keeps his ten thousand

a-year, his fine house, and his fine carriage. A rich man wears

gold-buckles to show that he is rich: a coxcomb gets gilt ones to look

like the rich man, and as soon as the gold ones prove nothing, the rich

man leaves them off. So it is with all the real advantages that

fashionable people possess. Say that they have more grace, good manners,

and refinement than the rabble; but these do not change every moment at

the nod of fashion. Speaking correctly is not proper to one class more

than another: if the fashionable, to distinguish themselves from the

vulgar, affect a peculiar tone or set of phrases, this is mere _slang_.

The difference between grace and awkwardness is the same one year after

another. This is the meaning of _natural politeness_. It is a perception

of and attention to the feelings of others, which is the same thing,

whether it is neglected by the Great or practised by the vulgar. The

barrier between refinement and grossness cannot be arbitrarily effaced.

Nothing changes but what depends on the shallow affectation and

assumption of superiority: real excellence can never become vulgar. So

Pope says in his elegant way—

Virtue may choose the high or low degree,

’Tis just the same to virtue and to me;

Dwell in a monk or light upon a king,

She’s still the same belov’d, contented thing.

Vice is undone if she forgets her birth,

And stoops from angels to the dregs of earth.

Pope’s verse is not admired, because it was once the fashion: it will be

admired, let the fashion change how it will.

N.—When Sir Joshua Reynolds wanted to learn what real grace was, he

studied it in the attitudes of children, not in the school of the

dancing-master, or in the empty strut or mawkish languor of fashion. A

young painter asked me the other day whether I thought that Guido was

not chargeable with affectation? I told him that I thought _not_, or in

a very trifling degree. I could not deny that Guido sometimes bordered

on and reminded me of it; or that there was that which in any body else

might be really so, but that in him it seemed only an extreme natural

gentility. He puts his figures into attitudes that are a little too

courtly and studied, but he probably could not help it.

H.—It was rather the excess of a quality or feeling in his mind, than

the aiming to supply the defect of one.

N.—Yes; there is no suspicion of what he is doing. The odious part of

affectation is when there is an evident design to impose on you with

counterfeit pretensions. So in another point that might be objected to

him, the impropriety of his naked figures, no mortal can steer clearer

of it than he does. They may be strictly said to be clothed with their

own delicacy and beauty. There is the ‘Venus attired by the Graces:’

what other painter durst attempt it? They are to be all beauties, all

naked; yet he has escaped as if by miracle—none but the most vicious can

find fault with it—the very beauty, elegance, and grace keep down

instead of exciting improper ideas. And then again, the ‘Andromeda

chained to the rock’—both are, I believe, in the drawing-room at

Windsor: but there is no possible offence to be taken at them, nothing

to shock the most timid or innocent, because there was no particle of

grossness in the painter’s mind. I have seen pictures by others muffled

up to the chin, that had twenty times as much vice in them. It is

wonderful how the cause is seen in the effect. So we find it in

Richardson. _Clarissa_ is a story in the midst of temptation; but he

comes clear and triumphant out of that ordeal, because his own

imagination is not contaminated by it. If there had been the least hint

of an immoral tendency, the slightest indication of a wish to inflame

the passions, it would have been all over with him. The intention always

will peep out—you do not communicate a disease if you are not infected

with it yourself. Albano’s nymphs and goddesses seem waiting for

admirers: Guido’s are protected with a veil of innocence and modesty.

Titian would have given them an air of Venetian courtesans: Raphael

would have made them look something more than mortal: neither would have

done what Guido has effected, who has conquered the difficulty by the

pure force of feminine softness and delicacy.

H.—I am glad to hear you speak so of Guido. I was beginning, before I

went abroad, to have a ‘sneaking contempt’ for him as insipid and

monotonous, from seeing the same everlasting repetitions of Cleopatras

and Madonnas: but I returned a convert to his merits. I saw many

indifferent pictures attributed to great masters; but wherever I saw a

Guido, I found elegance and beauty that answered to the ‘silver’ sound

of his name. The mind lives on a round of names; and it is a great point

gained not to have one of these snatched from us by a sight of their

works. As to the display of the naked figure in works of art, the case

to me seems clear: it is only when there is nothing but the naked figure

that it is offensive. In proportion as the beauty or perfection of the

imitation rises, the indecency vanishes. You look at it then with an eye

to art, just as the anatomist examines the human figure with a view to

science. Other ideas are introduced. J. —, of Edinburgh, had a large,

sprawling Danae hanging over the chimney-piece of his office, where he

received Scotch parsons and their wives on law-business: he thought it a

triumph over Presbyterian prudery and prejudice, and a sort of

chivalrous answer to the imputed barbarism of the North. It was

certainly a paradox in taste, a breach of manners. He asked me if I

objected to it because it was naked? ‘No,’ I said, ‘but because it is

ugly: you can only have put it there because it is naked, and that alone

shows a felonious intent. Had there been either beauty or expression, it

would have _conducted off_ the objectionable part. As it is, I don’t see

how you can answer it to the kirk-sessions.’

N.—I remember Sir W. W— employed Sir Joshua and Dance, who was a very

eminent designer, to ornament a music-room which he had built. Sir

Joshua on this occasion painted his St. Cecilia, which he made very fine

at first, but afterwards spoiled it; and Dance chose the subject of

Orpheus. When I asked Miss Reynolds what she thought of it, she said she

had no doubt of its being clever and well done, but that it looked ‘like

a naked man.’ This answer was conclusive against it; for if the

inspiration of the character had been given, you would have overlooked

the want of clothes. The nakedness only strikes and offends the eye in

the barrenness of other matter. It is the same in the drama. Mere

grossness or ribaldry is intolerable; but you often find in the old

comedy that the wit and ingenuity (as well as custom) carry off what

otherwise could not be borne. The laughter prevents the blush. So an

expression seems gross in one person’s mouth, which in another passes

off with perfect innocence. The reason is, there is something in the

manner that gives a quite different construction to what is said. Have

you seen the _Alcides_, the two foreigners who perform such prodigious

feats of strength at the theatre, but with very little clothing on? They

say the people hardly know what to make of it. They should not be too

sure that this is any proof of their taste or virtue.

H.—I recollect a remark of Coleridge’s on the conclusion of the story of

_Paul and Virginia_ by Bernardin St. Pierre. Just before the shipwreck,

and when nothing else can save the heroine from perishing, an athletic

figure comes forward stripped, but with perfect respect, and offers to

swim with her to the shore; but instead of accepting his proposal, she

turns away with affected alarm. This, Coleridge said, was a proof of the

prevailing tone of French depravity, and not of virgin innocence. A

really modest girl in such circumstances would not have thought of any

scruple.

N.—It is the want of imagination or of an insight into nature in

ordinary writers; they do not know how to place themselves in the

situations they describe. Whatever feeling or passion is uppermost,

fills the mind and drives out every other. If you were confined in a

vault, and thought you saw a ghost, you would rush out, though a lion

was at the entrance. On the other hand, if you were pursued by a lion,

you would take refuge in a charnel-house, though it was full of spirits,

and would disregard the dead bones and putrid relics about you. Both

passions may be equally strong; the question is, which is roused first.

But it is few who can get to the fountain-head, the secret springs of

Nature. Shakspeare did it always; and Sir Walter Scott frequently. G—

says he always was pleased with my conversation, before you broached

that opinion; but I do not see how that can be, for he always

contradicts and thwarts me. When two people are constantly crossing one

another on the road, they cannot be very good company. You agree to what

I say, and often explain or add to it, which encourages me to go on.

H.—I believe G— is sincere in what he says, for he has frequently

expressed the same opinion to me.

N.—That might be so, though he took great care not to let me know it.

People would often more willingly speak well of you behind your back

than to your face; they are afraid either of shocking your modesty or

gratifying your vanity. That was the case with —. If he ever was struck

with any thing I did, he made a point not to let me see it: he treated

it lightly, and said it was very well.

H.—I do not think G—’s differing with you was any proof of his opinion.

Like most authors, he has something of the schoolmaster about him, and

wishes to keep up an air of authority. What you say may be very well for

a learner; but he is the oracle. You must not set up for yourself; and

to keep you in due subordination, he catechises and contradicts from

mere habit.

N.—Human nature is always the same. It was so with Johnson and

Goldsmith. They would allow no one to have any merit but themselves. The

very attempt was a piece of presumption, and a trespass upon their

privileged rights. I remember a poem that came out, and that was sent to

Sir Joshua: his servant, Ralph, had instructions to bring it in just

after dinner. Goldsmith presently got hold of it, and seemed thrown into

a rage before he had read a line of it. He then said, ‘What wretched

stuff is here! what c—rsed nonsense that is!’ and kept all the while

marking the passages with his thumb-nail, as if he would cut them in

pieces. At last, Sir Joshua, who was provoked, interfered, and said,

‘Nay, don’t spoil my book, however.’ Dr. Johnson looked down on the rest

of the world as pigmies; he smiled at the very idea that any one should

set up for a fine writer but himself. They never admitted C— as one of

the set; Sir Joshua did not invite him to dinner. If he had been in the

room, Goldsmith would have flown out of it as if a dragon had been

there. I remember Garrick once saying, ‘D—n his _dishclout_ face; his

plays would never do if it were not for my patching them up and acting

in them.’ Another time, he took a poem of C—’s, and read it backwards to

turn it into ridicule. Yet some of his pieces keep possession of the

stage, so that there must be something in them.

H.—Perhaps he was later than they, and they considered him as an

interloper on that account.

N.—No; there was a prejudice against him: he did not somehow fall into

the train. It was the same with Vanbrugh in Pope’s time. They made a

jest of him, and endeavoured to annoy him in every possible way; he was

a _black sheep_ for no reason in the world, except that he was cleverer

than they; that is, could build houses and write verses at the same

time. They laughed at his architecture; yet it is certain that it is

quite original, and at least a question whether it is not beautiful as

well as new. He was the first who sunk the window-frames within the

walls of houses—they projected before: he did it as a beauty, but it has

been since adopted by act of parliament to prevent fire. Some gentleman

was asking me about the imposing style of architecture with which

Vanbrugh had decorated the top of Blenheim-house; he had mistaken the

chimneys for an order of architecture, so that what is an eye-sore in

all other buildings, Vanbrugh has had the art to convert into an

ornament. And then his wit! Think what a comedy is the _Provoked

Husband_! What a scope and comprehension in the display of manners from

the highest to the lowest! It was easier to write an epigram on _Brother

Van_ than such a play as this. I once asked Richards, the scene-painter,

who was perfectly used to the stage, and acquainted with all the actors,

what he considered as the best play in the language? And he answered,

without hesitation, _The Journey to London_.

H.—_Lord Foppington_ is also his, if he wanted _supporters_. He was in

the same situation as Rousseau with respect to the wits of his time, who

traces all his misfortunes and the jealousy that pursued him through

life to the success of the _Devin du Village_. He said Diderot and the

rest could have forgiven his popularity as an author, but they could not

bear his writing an opera.

N.—If you belong to a set, you must either lead or follow; you cannot

maintain your independence. Beattie did very well with the great folks

in my time, because he looked up to them, and he excited no uneasy sense

of competition. Indeed, he managed so well that Sir Joshua flattered him

and his book in return in the most effectual manner. In his allegorical

portrait of the doctor, he introduced the angel of truth chasing away

the demons of falsehood and impiety, who bore an obvious resemblance to

Hume and Voltaire. This brought out Goldsmith’s fine reproof of his

friend, who said that ‘Sir Joshua might be ashamed of debasing a genius

like Voltaire before a man like Beattie, whose works would be forgotten

in a few years, while Voltaire’s fame would last for ever!’ Sir J. R.

took the design of this picture from one of a similar subject by

Tintoret, now in the Royal Collection in Kensington Palace. He said he

had no intention of the sort: Hume was a broad-backed clumsy figure, not

very like; but I know he meant Voltaire, for I saw a French medal of him

lying about in the room. Mrs. Beattie also came up with her husband to

London. I recollect her asking for ‘a little _paurter_’ in her broad

Scotch way. It is like Cibber’s seeing Queen Anne at Nottingham when he

was a boy, and all he could remember about her was her asking him to

give her ‘a glass of wine and water.’ She was an ordinary character, and

belonged to the class of good sort of people. So the Margravine of

Bareuth describes the Duchess of Kendal, who was mistress to George I.

to be a quiet inoffensive character, who would do neither good nor harm

to any body. Did you ever read her _Memoirs_? Lord! what an account she

gives of the state of manners at the old court of Prussia, and of the

brutal despotism and cruelty of the king! She was his daughter, and he

used to strike her, and drag her by the hair of her head, and leave her

with her face bleeding, and often senseless, on the floor for the

smallest trifles; and he treated her brother, afterwards Frederic II.

(and to whom she was much attached) no better. That might in part

account for the hardness of his character at a later period.

H.—I suppose Prussia was at that time a mere petty state or sort of

bye-court, so that what they did was pretty much done in a corner, and

they were not afraid of being talked of by the rest of Europe.

N.—No; it was quite an absolute monarchy with all the pomp and

pretensions of sovereignty. Frederick (the father) was going, on some

occasion when he was displeased with him, to strike our ambassador; but

this conduct was resented and put a stop to. The Queen (sister to George

II. and who was imprisoned so long on a suspicion of conjugal

infidelity) appears to have been a violent-spirited woman, and also

weak. George I. could never learn to speak English, and his successor,

George II., spoke it badly, and neither ever felt themselves at home in

this country; and they were always going over to Hanover, where they

found themselves lords and masters, while here, though they had been

raised so much higher, their dignity never sat easy upon them. They did

not know what to make of their new situation.

[Northcote here read me a letter I had heard him speak of relative to a

distinguished character mentioned in a former Conversation.]

‘_A Letter to Mr. Northcote in London from his Brother at

Plymouth, giving an account of a Shipwreck._

‘Plymouth, Jan. 28, 1796.

‘We have had a terrible succession of stormy weather of late.

Tuesday, immediately after dinner, I went to the Hoe to see the

Dutton East Indiaman, full of troops, upon the rocks, directly under

the flag-staff of the citadel. She had been out seven weeks on her

passage to the West Indies as a transport, with 400 troops on board,

besides women and the ship’s-crew; and had been just driven back by

distress of weather, with a great number of sick on board. You

cannot conceive any thing so horrible as the appearance of things

altogether, which I beheld when I first arrived on the spot. The

ship was stuck on sunken rocks, somewhat inclining to one side, and

without a mast or the bowsprit standing; and her decks covered with

the soldiers as thick as they could possibly stand by one another,

with the sea breaking in a most horrible manner all around them; and

what still added to the melancholy grandeur of the scene was the

distress-guns which were fired now and then directly over our head

from the Citadel.

‘When I first came to the spot, I found that they had by some means

got a rope with one end of it fixed to the ship, and the other was

held by the people on shore, by which means they could yield as the

ship swung. Upon this rope they had got a ring, which they could by

means of two smaller ropes draw forwards and backwards from the ship

to the shore: to this ring they had fixed a loop, which each man put

under his arm; and by this means, and holding by the ring with his

hands, he supported himself, hanging to the ring, while he was drawn

to the shore by the people there; and in this manner I saw a great

many drawn on shore. But this proved a tedious work; and though I

looked at them for a long time, yet the numbers on the deck were not

apparently diminished; besides, from the motion which the ship had

by rolling on the rocks, it was not possible to keep the rope

equally stretched, and from this cause, as well as from the sudden

rising of the waves, you would at one moment see a poor wretch

hanging ten or twenty feet above the water, and the next you would

lose sight of him in the foam of a wave, though some escaped better.

‘But this was not a scheme which the women and many of the sick

could avail themselves of.

‘I observed with some admiration the behaviour of a Captain of a

man-of-war, who seemed interested in the highest degree for the

safety of these poor wretches. He exerted himself uncommonly, and

directed others what to do on shore, and endeavoured in vain with a

large speaking-trumpet to make himself heard by those on board: but

finding that nothing could be heard but the roaring of the wind and

sea, he offered any body five guineas instantly who would suffer

himself to be drawn on board with instructions to them what to do.

And when he found that nobody would accept his offer, he gave an

instance of the highest heroism: for he fixed the rope about himself

and gave the signal to be drawn on board. He had his uniform coat on

and his sword hanging at his side. I have not room to describe the

particulars; but there was something grand and interesting in the

thing: for as soon as they had pulled him into the wreck, he was

received with three vast shouts by the people on board; and these

were immediately echoed by those who lined the shore, the

garrison-walls and lower batteries. The first thing he did was to

rig out two other ropes like the first: which I saw him most active

in doing with his own hands. This quickened the matter a good deal,

and by this time two large open row-boats were arrived from the

Dock-yard, and a sloop had with difficulty worked out from

Plymouth-pool. He then became active in getting out the women and

the sick, who were with difficulty got into the open boats, and by

them carried off to the sloop, which kept off for fear of being

stove against the ship or thrown upon the rocks. He suffered but one

boat to approach the ship at a time, and stood with his drawn sword

to prevent too many rushing into the boat. After he had seen all the

people out of the ship to about ten or fifteen, he fixed himself to

the rope as before and was drawn ashore, where he was again received

with shouts. Upon my enquiry who this gallant officer was, I was

informed that it was Sir Edward Pellew, whom I had heard the highest

character of before, both for bravery and mercy.

‘The soldiers were falling into disorder when Sir Edward went on

board. Many of them were drunk, having broke into the cabin and got

at the liquor. I saw him beating one with the flat of his

broad-sword, in order to make him give up a bundle he had made up of

plunder. They had but just time to save the men, before the ship was

nearly under water. I observed a poor goat and a dog amongst the

crowd, when the people were somewhat thinned away. I saw the goat

marching about with much unconcern; but the dog showed evident

anxiety, for I saw him stretching himself out at one of the

port-holes, standing partly upon the port and partly upon a gun, and

looking earnestly towards the shore, where I suppose he knew his

master was. All these perished soon after, as the ship was washed

all over as the sea rose—she is now in pieces.’

CONVERSATION THE TWENTIETH

N.—Have you seen the _Life of Sir Joshua_ just published?

H.—No.

N.—It is all, or nearly all, taken from my account, and yet the author

misrepresents or contradicts every thing I say, I suppose to show that

he is under no obligation to me. I cannot understand the drift of his

work; nor who it is he means to please. He finds fault with Sir Joshua,

among a number of other things, for not noticing Hogarth. Why, it was

not his business to notice Hogarth any more than it was to notice

Fielding. Both of them were great wits and describers of manners in

common life, but neither of them came under the article of painting.

What Hogarth had was his own, and nobody will ever have it again in the

same degree. But all that did not depend on his own genius was

detestable, both as to his subjects and his execution. Was Sir Joshua to

recommend these as models to the student? No, we are to imitate only

what is best, and that in which even failure is honourable; not that

where only originality and the highest point of success can at all

excuse the attempt. Cunningham (the writer of the _Life_), pretends to

cry up Hogarth as a painter; but this is not true. He moulded little

figures and placed them to see how the lights fell and how the drapery

came in, which gave a certain look of reality and relief; but this was

not enough to give breadth or grace, and his figures look like puppets

after all, or like dolls dressed up. Who would compare any of these

little, miserable, deformed caricatures of men and women, to the figure

of St. Paul preaching at Athens? What we justly admire and emulate is

that which raises human nature, not that which degrades and holds it up

to scorn. We may laugh to see a person rolled in the kennel, but we are

ashamed of ourselves for doing so. We are amused with _Tom Jones_; but

we rise from the perusal of _Clarissa_ with higher feelings and better

resolutions than we had before. St. Giles’s is not the only school of

art. It is nature, to be sure; but we must select nature. Ask the

meanest person in the gallery at a play-house which he likes best, the

tragedy or the farce? And he will tell you, without hesitation, the

tragedy—and will prefer Mrs. Siddons to the most exquisite buffoon. He

feels an ambition to be placed in the situations, and to be associated

with the characters, described in tragedy, and none to be connected with

those in a farce; because he feels a greater sense of power and dignity

in contemplating the one, and only sees his own weakness and littleness

reflected and ridiculed in the other. Even the poetry, the blank verse,

pleases the most illiterate, which it would not do if it were not

natural. The world do not receive monsters. This was what I used to

contest with Sir Joshua. He insisted that the blank verse in tragedy was

purely artificial—a thing got up for the occasion. But surely every one

must feel that he delivers an important piece of information, or asks a

common question in a different tone of voice. If it were not for this,

the audience would laugh at the measured speech or step of a tragic

actor as burlesque, just as they are inclined to do at an Opera. Old Mr.

Tolcher used to say of the famous Pulteney—‘My Lord Bath always speaks

in blank verse!’ The stately march of his ideas, no doubt, made it

natural to him. Mr. Cunningham will never persuade the world that

Hogarth is superior to Raphael or Reynolds. Common sense is against it.

I don’t know where he picked up the notion.

H.—Probably from Mr. Lamb, who endeavours to set up Hogarth as a great

tragic as well as comic genius, not inferior in either respect to

Shakspeare.

N.—I can’t tell where he got such an opinion; but I know it is great

nonsense. Cunningham gives a wrong account of an anecdote which he has

taken from me. Dr. Tucker, Dean of Gloucester, had said at a meeting of

the Society of Arts, that ‘a pin-maker was a more important member of

society than Raphael.’ Sir Joshua had written some remark on this

assertion in an old copy-book which fell into my hands and which nobody

probably ever saw but myself. Cunningham states that Sir Joshua was

present when Dean Tucker made the speech at the Society, and that he

immediately rose up, and with great irritation answered him on the spot,

which is contrary both to the fact and to Sir Joshua’s character. He

would never have thought of rising to contradict any one in a public

assembly for not agreeing with him on the importance of his own

profession. In one part of the new _Life_, it is said that Sir Joshua,

seeing the ill-effects that Hogarth’s honesty and bluntness had had upon

his prospects as a portrait-painter, had learnt the art to make himself

agreeable to his sitters, and to mix up the oil of flattery with his

discourse as assiduously as with his colours. This is far from the

truth. Sir Joshua’s manners were indeed affable and obliging, but he

flattered nobody; and instead of gossiping or making it his study to

amuse his sitters, minded only his own business. I remember being in the

next room the first time the Duchess of Cumberland came to sit, and I

can vouch that scarce a word was spoken for near two hours. Another

thing remarkable to show how little Sir Joshua crouched to the Great is,

that he never even gave them their proper titles. I never heard the

words ‘_your lordship or your ladyship_,’ come from his mouth; nor did

he ever say _Sir_ in speaking to any one but Dr. Johnson: and when he

did not hear distinctly what the latter said (which often happened) he

would then say ‘Sir?’ that he might repeat it. He was in this respect

like a Quaker, not from any scruples or affectation of independence, but

possibly from some awkwardness and confusion in addressing the variety

of characters he met with, or at his first entrance on his profession.

His biographer is also unjust to Sir Joshua in stating that his table

was scantily supplied out of penuriousness. The truth is, Sir Joshua

would ask a certain number and order a dinner to be provided; and then

in the course of the morning, two or three other persons would drop in,

and he would say, ‘I have got so and so to dinner, will you join us?’

which they being always ready to do, there were sometimes more guests

than seats, but nobody complained of this or was unwilling to come

again. If Sir Joshua had really grudged his guests, they would not have

repeated their visits twice, and there would have been plenty of room

and of provisions the next time. Sir Joshua never gave the smallest

attention to such matters; all he cared about was his painting in the

morning, and the conversation at his table, to which last he sacrificed

his interest; for his associating with men like Burke, who was at that

time a great oppositionist, did him no good at court. Sir Joshua was

equally free from meanness or ostentation and encroachment on others; no

one knew himself better or more uniformly kept his place in society.

H.—It is a pity to mar the idea of Sir Joshua’s dinner-parties, which

are one of the pleasantest instances on record of a cordial intercourse

between persons of distinguished pretensions of all sorts. But some

people do not care what they spoil, so that they can tell disagreeable

truth.

N.—In the present case there is not even that excuse. The statement

answers no good end, while it throws a very unfounded slur on Sir

Joshua’s hospitality and love of good cheer. It is insinuated that he

was sparing of his wine, which is not true. Again, I am blamed for not

approving of Dr. Johnson’s speech to Sir Joshua at the Miss Cottrells’,

when the Duchess of Argyll came in, and he thought himself

neglected—‘How much do you think you and I could earn in a week, if we

were to work as hard as we could?’ This was a rude and unmerited insult.

The Miss Cottrells were the daughters of an Admiral and people of

fashion, as well as the Duchess of Argyll; and they naturally enough

fell into conversation about persons and things that they knew, though

Dr. Johnson had not been used to hear of them. He therefore thought it

affectation and insolence, whereas the vulgarity and insolence were on

his own side. If I had any fault to find with Sir Joshua, it would be

that he was a very bad master in the art. Of all his pupils, I am the

only one who ever did any thing at all. He was like the boy teaching the

other to swim. ‘How do you do when you want to turn?’—‘How must you do

when you turn? Why, you must look that way!’ Sir Joshua’s instructions

amounted to little more. People talk of the instinct of animals as if a

_blind reason_ were an absurdity: whereas whatever men can do best, they

understand and can explain least. Your son was looking at that picture

of the lap-dog the other evening. There is a curious story about that.

The dog was walking out with me one day, and was set upon and bit by a

strange dog, for all dogs know and hate a favourite. He was a long time

in recovering from the wound; and one day when Mr. P. H. called, he ran

up to him, leaped up quite over-joyed, then lay down, began to whine,

patted the place where he had been hurt with his paws, and went through

the whole history of his misfortune. It was a perfect pantomime. I will

not tell the story to G—, for the philosopher would be jealous of the

sagacity of the cur.

H.—There was Jack Spines, the racket-player: he excelled in what is

called the _half-volley_. Some amateurs of the game were one day

disputing what this term of art meant. Spines was appealed to. ‘Why,

gentlemen,’ says he, ‘I really can’t say exactly; but I should think,

the half-volley is something between the volley and the half-volley.’

This definition was not quite the thing. The celebrated John Davies, the

finest player in the world, could give no account of his proficiency

that way. It is a game which no one thinks of playing without putting on

a flannel jacket; and after you have been engaged in it for ten minutes,

you are just as if you had been dipped in a mill-pond. John Davies never

pulled off his coat; and merely buttoning it that it might not be in his

way, would go down into the Fives-court and play two of the best players

of the day, and at the end of the match you could not perceive that a

hair of his head was wet. Powell, the keeper of the court (why does not

Sir B. Nash, among so many innovations, rebuild it?) said he never

seemed to follow the ball, but that it came to him—he did every thing

with such ease.

N.—Then every motion of that man was perfect grace: there was not a

muscle in his body that did not contribute its share to the game. So,

when they begin to learn the piano-forte, at first they use only the

fingers, and are soon tired to death: then the muscles of the arm come

into play, which relieves them a little; and at last the whole frame is

called into action, so as to produce the effect with entire ease and

gracefulness. It is the same in every thing: and he is indeed a poor

creature who cannot do more, from habit or natural genius, than he can

give any rational account of.

(_Some remarks having been made on the foregoing conversation, Mr.

Northcote, the next time I saw him, took up the subject nearly as

follows._)

N.—The newspaper critic asks with an air of triumph as if he had found

_a mare’s nest_—‘What! are _Sophia Western_ and _Allworthy_, St.

Giles’s?’ Why, they are the very ones: they are _Tower-stamp_! _Blifil_,

and _Black George_, and _Square_ are not—they have some sense and spirit

in them and are so far redeemed, for Fielding put his own cleverness and

ingenuity into them; but as to his refined characters, they are an

essence of vulgarity and insipidity. _Sophia_ is a poor doll; and as to

_Allworthy_ he has not the soul of a goose: and how does he behave to

the young man that he has brought up and pampered with the expectations

of a fortune and of being a fine gentleman? Does he not turn him out to

starve or rob on the highway without the shadow of an excuse, on a mere

maudlin sermonizing pretext of morality, and with as little generosity

as principle? No, Fielding did not know what virtue or refinement meant.

As Richardson said, he should have thought his books were written by an

ostler; or Sir John Hawkins has expressed it still better, that the

virtues of his heroes are the virtues of dogs and horses—he does not go

beyond that—nor indeed so far, for his _Tom Jones_ is not so good as

Lord Byron’s Newfoundland dog. I have known Newfoundland dogs with

twenty times his understanding and good-nature. That is where Richardson

has the advantage over Fielding—the virtues of _his_ characters are not

the virtues of animals—_Clarissa_ holds her head in the skies, a ‘bright

particular star;’ for whatever may be said, we have such _ideas_—and

thanks to those who sustain and nourish them, and woe to those critics

who would confound them with the dirt under our feet and Grub-street

jargon! No, that is what we want—to have the line made as black and as

broad as possible that separates what we have in common with the animals

from what we _pretend_ (at least) to have above them. That is where the

newspaper critic is wrong in saying that the blackguard in the play is

equal to Mrs. Siddons. No, he is not equal to Mrs. Siddons, any more

than a baited bull or an over-drove ox is equal to Mrs. Siddons. There

is the same animal fury in _Tyke_ that there is in the maddened brute,

with the same want of any ideas beyond himself and his own mechanical

and coarse impulses—it is the lowest stage of human capacity and feeling

violently acted upon by circumstances. _Lady Macbeth_, if she is the

demon, is not the brute; she has the intellectual part, and is hurried

away no less by the violence of her will than by a wide scope of

imagination and a lofty ambition. Take away all dignity and grandeur

from poetry and art, and you make Emery equal to Mrs. Siddons, and

Hogarth to Raphael, but not else. Emery’s _Tyke_, in his extremity,

calls for brandy—Mrs. Siddons does not, like _Queen Dollalolla_, call

for a glass of gin. Why not? Gin is as natural a drink as poison; but if

Capella Bianca, instead of swallowing the poison herself, when she found

it was not given to her enemy, had merely got drunk for spite, in the

manner of Hogarth’s heroines, she would not have been recorded in

history. There is then a foundation for the distinction between the

heroic and the natural, which I am not bound to explain any more than I

am to account why black is not white.

H.—If Emery is equal to Mrs. Siddons, Morton is equal to Shakspeare;

though it would be difficult to bring such persons to that conclusion.

N.—I ‘ll tell you why Emery in not equal to Mrs. Siddons; there are a

thousand Emerys to one Mrs. Siddons; the stage is always full of six or

seven comic actors at a time, so that you cannot tell which is best,

Emery, Fawcett, Munden, Lewis—but in my time I have seen but Garrick and

Mrs. Siddons, who have left a gap behind them that I shall not live to

see filled up. Emery is the first blackguard or stage-coach driver you

see in a _row_ in the street; but if you had not seen Mrs. Siddons, you

could have no idea of her; nor can you convey it to any one who has not.

She was like a preternatural being descended to the earth. I cannot say

Sir Joshua has done her justice. I regret Mrs. Abington too—she was the

Grosvenor-Square of comedy, if you please. I am glad that Hogarth did

not paint her; it would have been a thing to spit upon. If the

correspondent of the newspaper wants to know where my Grosvenor-Square

of art is, he’ll find it in the _Provoked Husband_, in _Lord_ and _Lady

Townly_, not in the _History of a Foundling_, or in the pompous,

swag-bellied peer, with his dangling pedigree, or his gawky son-in-law,

or his dawdling _malkin_ of a wife from the city, playing with the ring

like an idiot, in the _Marriage à la Mode_! There may be vice and folly

enough in Vanbrugh’s scenes; but it is not the vice of St. Giles’s, it

does not savour of the kennel. Not that I would have my interrogator

suppose that I think all is vice in St. Giles’s. On the contrary, I

could find at this moment instances of more virtue, refinement, sense,

and beauty there, than there are in his _Sophy_. No, nature is the same

everywhere; there are as many handsome children born in St. Giles’s as

in Grosvener-Square; but the same care is not taken of them; and in

general they grow up greater beauties in the one than the other. A child

in St. Giles’s is left to run wild; it thrusts its fingers into its

mouth or pulls its nose about; but if a child of people of fashion play

any tricks of this kind, it is told immediately, ‘You must not do this,

unless you would have your mouth reach from ear to ear; you must not say

that; you must not sit in such a manner, or you’ll grow double.’ This

seems like art; but it is only giving nature fair play. No one was

allowed to touch the Princess Charlotte when a child. She was taken care

of like something precious. The sister of the Duke of — had her nose

broke when a child in a quarrel with her sister, who flung a tea-basin

at her; but all the doctors were immediately called in, and every remedy

was applied, so that when she grew up, there was no appearance of the

accident left. If the same thing had happened to a poor child, she would

have carried the marks of it to her grave. So you see a number of

crooked people and twisted legs among the lower classes. This was what

made Lord Byron so mad—that he had mis-shapen feet. Don’t you think so?

H.—Yes; T. M. told a person I know that that was the cause of all his

misanthropy—he wanted to be an _Adonis_, and could not.

N.—Aye, and of his genius too; it made him write verses in revenge.

There is no knowing the effect of such sort of things, of defects we

wish to balance. Do you suppose we owe nothing to Pope’s deformity? He

said to himself, ‘If my person be crooked, my verses shall be strait.’ I

myself have felt this in passing along the street, when I have heard

rude remarks made on my personal appearance. I then go home and paint:

but I should not do this, if I thought all that there is in art was

contained in Hogarth—I should then feel neither pride nor consolation in

it. But if I thought, instead of his doll-like figures cut in two with

their insipid, dough-baked faces, I should do something like Sir

Joshua’s _Iphigene_, with all that delights the sense in richness of

colour and luxuriance of form; or instead of the women spouting the

liquor in one another’s faces, in the _Rake’s Progress_, I could give

the purity, and grace, and real elegance (appearing under all the

incumbrance of the fashionable dresses of the day) of Lady Sarah Bunbury

or of the Miss Hornecks, sacrificing to the Graces, or of Lady Essex,

with her long waist and ruffles, but looking a pattern of the female

character in all its relations, and breathing dignity and virtue, then I

should think this an object worth living for; or (as you have expressed

it very properly) should even be proud of having failed. This is the

opinion the world have always entertained of the matter. Sir Joshua’s

name is repeated with more respect than Hogarth’s. It is not for his

talents, but for his taste and the direction of them. In meeting Sir

Joshua (merely from a knowledge of his works) you would expect to meet a

gentleman—not so of Hogarth. And yet Sir Joshua’s claims and possessions

in art were not of the highest order.

H.—But he was decent, and did not profess the arts and accomplishments

of a Merry-Andrew.

N.—I assure you, it was not for want for [of] ability either. When he

was young, he did a number of caricatures of different persons, and

could have got any price for them. But he found it necessary to give up

the practice. Leonardo da Vinci, a mighty man, and who had titles

manifold, had a great turn for drawing laughable and grotesque

likenesses of his acquaintances; but he threw them all in the fire. It

was to him a kind of profanation of the art. Sir Joshua would almost as

soon have forged as he would have set his name to a caricature. Gilray

(whom you speak of) was eminent in this way; but he had other talents as

well. In the _Embassy to China_, he has drawn the Emperor of China a

complete Eastern voluptuary, fat and supine, with all the effects of

climate and situation evident upon his person, and Lord Macartney is an

elegant youth, a real _Apollo_; then, indeed, come Punch and the

puppet-show after him, to throw the whole into ridicule. In the

_Revolutionists’ Jolly-boat_, after the Opposition were defeated, he has

placed Fox, and Sheridan, and the rest escaping from the wreck: Dante

could not have described them as looking more sullen and gloomy. He was

a great man in his way. Why does not Mr. Lamb write an essay on the

_Two-penny Whist_? Yet it was against his conscience, for he had been on

the other side, and was bought over. The minister sent to ask him to do

_them_ half a dozen at a certain price, which he agreed to, and took

them to the treasury; but there being some demur about the payment, he

took them back with some saucy reply. He had not been long at home,

before a messenger was sent after him with the money.

CONVERSATION THE TWENTY-FIRST

N.—G. and I had a dispute lately about the capacity of animals. He

appeared to consider them as little better than machines. He made it the

distinguishing mark of superiority in man that he is the only animal

that can transmit his thoughts to future generations. ‘Yes,’ I said,

‘for future generations to take no sort of notice of them.’ I allowed

that there were a few extraordinary geniuses that every one must look up

to—and I mentioned the names of Shakspeare and Dryden. But he would not

hear of Dryden, and began to pull him in pieces immediately. ‘Why then,’

I answered, ‘if you cannot agree among yourselves even with respect to

four or five of the most eminent, how can there be the vast and

overwhelming superiority you pretend to?’ I observed that instinct in

animals answered very much to what we call genius. I spoke of the

wonderful powers of smell, and the sagacity of dogs, and the memory

shown by horses in finding a road that they have once travelled; but I

made no way with G—; he still went back to _Lear_ and _Othello_.

H.—I think he was so far right; for as this is what he understands best

and has to imitate, it is fit he should admire and dwell upon it most.

He cannot acquire the smell of the dog or the sagacity of the horse, and

therefore it is of no use to think about them; but he may, by dint of

study and emulation, become a better poet or philosopher. The question

is not merely what is best in itself (of that we are hardly judges) but

what sort of excellence we understand best and can make our own; for

otherwise, in affecting to admire we know not what, we may admire a

nonentity or a deformity. Abraham Tucker has remarked very well on this

subject, that a swine wallowing in the mire may, for what he can tell,

be as happy as a philosopher in writing an essay, but that is no reason

why he (the philosopher) should exchange occupations or tastes with the

brute, unless he could first exchange _natures_. We may suspend our

judgments in such cases as a matter of speculation or conjecture, but

that is different from the habitual or practical feeling. So I remember

W— being nettled at D— (who affected a fashionable taste) for saying, on

coming out of the Marquis of Stafford’s gallery, ‘A very noble art, very

superior to poetry!’ If it were so, W— observed, he could know nothing

about it, who had never seen any fine pictures before. It was like an

European adventurer saying to an African chieftain, ‘A very fine boy,

Sir, your black son—very superior to my white one!’ This is mere

affectation; we might as well pretend to be thrown into rapture by a

poem written in a language we are not acquainted with. We may

notwithstanding believe that it is very fine, and have no wish to hang

up the writer, because he is not an Englishman. A spider may be a

greater mechanic than Watt or Arkwright; but the effects are not brought

home to us in the same manner, and we cannot help estimating the cause

by the effect. A friend of mine teazes me with questions, ‘Which was the

greatest man, Sir Isaac Newton or a first-rate chess-player?’ It refers

itself to the head of the _Illustrious Obscure_. A club of chess-players

might give it in favour of the _Great Unknown_; but all the rest of the

world, who have heard of the one and not of the other, will give it

against him. We cannot set aside those prejudices which are founded on

the limitation of our faculties or the constitution of society; only

that we need not lay them down as abstract or demonstrable truths. It is

there the bigotry and error begin. The language of taste and moderation

is, _I prefer this, because it is best to me_; the language of dogmatism

and intolerance is, _Because I prefer it, it is best in itself, and I

will allow no one else to be of a different opinion_.

N.—I find in the last conversation I saw, you make me an admirer of

Fielding, and so I am; but I find great fault with him too. I grant he

is one of those writers that I remember; he stamps his characters,

whether good or bad, on the reader’s mind. This is more than I can say

of every one. For instance, when G— plagues me about my not having

sufficient admiration of W—’s poetry, the answer I give is, that it is

not my fault, for I have utterly forgotten it; it seemed to me like the

ravelings of poetry. But to say nothing of Fielding’s immorality, and

his fancying himself a fine gentleman in the midst of all his

coarseness, he has oftener described _habits_ than _character_. For

example, _Western_ is no character; it is merely the language, manners,

and pursuits of the country-squire of that day; and the proof of this

is, that there is no ‘_Squire Western_ now. Manners and customs wear

out, but characters last forever. I remember making this remark to

Holcroft, and he asked me, What was the difference? Are you not

surprised at that?

H.—Not in him. If you mentioned the word _character_, he stopped you

short by saying, that it was merely the difference of circumstances; or

if you hinted at the difference of natural capacity, he said, ‘Then,

Sir, you must believe in _innate ideas_.’ He surrendered his own

feelings and better judgment to a set of cant-phrases, called the

_modern philosophy_.

N.—I need not explain the difference to you. Character is the

ground-work, the natural _stamina_ of the mind, on which circumstances

only act. You see it in St. Giles’s—there are characters there that in

the midst of filth, and vice, and ignorance, retain some traces of their

original goodness, and struggle with their situation to the last: as in

St. James’s, you will find wretches that would disgrace a halter. _Gil

Blas_ has character.

H.—I thought he only gave professions and classes, players, footmen,

sharpers, courtesans, but not the individual, as Fielding often does,

though we should strip _Western_ of his scarlet hunting-dress and jockey

phrases. There is _Square_, _Blifil_, _Black George_, _Mrs.

Fitzpatrick_, _Parson Adams_; and a still greater cluster of them in the

one that is least read, the noble peer, the lodging-house-keeper, _Mrs.

Bennet_, and _Colonel Bath_.

N.—You mean _Amelia_. I have not read that, but will get it. I allow in

part what you say; but in the best there is something too local and

belonging to the time. But what I chiefly object to in Fielding is his

conceit, his consciousness of what he is doing, his everlasting

recommendation and puffing of his own wit and sagacity. His introductory

chapters make me sick.

H.—Why, perhaps, Fielding is to be excused as a disappointed man. All

his success was late in life, for he died in 1754; and _Joseph Andrews_

(the first work of his that was popular) was published in 1748. All the

rest of his life he had been drudging for the booksellers, or bringing

out unsuccessful comedies. He probably anticipated the same result in

his novels, and wished to bespeak the favour of the reader by putting

himself too much forward. His prefaces are like Ben Jonson’s prologues,

and from the same cause, mortified vanity; though it seems odd to say so

at present, after the run his writings have had; but he could not

foresee that, and only lived a short time to witness it.

N.—I can bear any thing but that conscious look—it is to me like the

lump of soot in the broth, that spoils the whole mess. Fielding was one

of the swaggerers.

H.—But he had much to boast of.

N.—He certainly was not idle in his time. Idleness would have ruined a

greater man.

H.—Then you do not agree to a maxim I have sometimes thought might be

laid down, that no one is idle who can do any thing.

N.—No, certainly.

H.—I conceive it may be illustrated from Wilson, who was charged with

idleness, and who, after painting a little, used to say, as soon as any

friend dropped in, ‘Now let us go somewhere,’—meaning to the alehouse.

All that Wilson could do, he did, and that finely too, with a few

well-disposed masses and strokes of the pencil; but he could not finish,

or he would have staid within all the morning to work up his pictures to

the perfection of Claude’s. He thought it better to go to the alehouse

than to spoil what he had already done. I have in my own mind made this

excuse for —, that he could only make a first sketch, and was obliged to

lose the greatest part of his time in waiting for _windfalls_ of heads

and studies. I have sat to him twice, and each time I offered to come

again, and he said he would let me know, but I heard no more of it. The

sketch went as it was—of course in a very unfinished state.

N.—But he might have remedied this by diligence and practice.

H.—I do not know that he could: one might say that there is the same

abruptness and crudity in his character throughout, in his conversation,

his walk, and look—great force and spirit, but neither softness nor

refinement.

N.—If he had more humility, he might have seen all that in the works of

others, and have strove to imitate it.

H.—What I mean is, that it was his not having the sense of these

refinements in himself that prevented his perceiving them in others, or

taking pains to supply a defect to which he was blind.

N.—I do not think that under any circumstances he would have made a

Raphael. But your reasoning goes too much to what Dr. Johnson ridiculed

in poetry—fits of inspiration, and a greater flow of ideas in the autumn

than the spring. Sir Joshua used to work at all times, whether he was in

the humour or not.

H.—And so would every one else with his motives and ability to excel.

Lawyers without fees are accused of idleness, but this goes off when the

briefs pour in.

N.—Did you see the newspaper accounts of the election of the new Pope?

It appears that nothing could exceed his repugnance to be chosen. He

begged and even wept to be let off. You are to consider, he is an old

man labouring under a mortal disease (which is one circumstance that led

to his elevation)—to be taken from the situation of Cardinal (in itself

a very enviable one) and thrust violently into a mass of business, of

questions and cabals which will distract him, and where he can get no

thanks and may incur every kind of odium. It is true, he has an

opportunity of making the fortunes of his family; and if he prefers them

to himself, it is all very well, but not else. To persons of a restless

and aspiring turn of mind, ambition and grandeur are very fine things,

but to others they are the most intolerable tax. There is our own

King—there is no conceiving the punishment that those processions and

public show-days are to him—and then as to all the pomp and glitter that

we so much admire, it is to those who are accustomed to it and who see

behind the curtain, like so much cast-off rags and tinsel or

Monmouth-street finery. They hold it in inconceivable scorn, and yet

they can hardly do without it, from the slavery of habit. Then the time

of such people is never their own—they are always performing a part (and

generally a forced and irksome one) in what no way interests or concerns

them. The late King, to whom rank was a real drudgery, used to stand

buried in a pile of papers, so that you could not see those on the other

side of the table, which he had merely to sign. It is no wonder kings

are sometimes seen to retire to a monastery where religion leaves this

asylum open to them, or are glad to return to their shepherd’s crook

again. No situation can boast of complete ease or freedom; and even

_that_ would have its disadvantages. And then again, look at those

labourers at the top of the house yonder, working from morning till

night, and exposed to all weathers for a bare pittance, without hope to

sweeten their toil, and driven on by hunger and necessity! When we turn

to others, whether those above or below us, we have little reason to be

dissatisfied with our own situation in life. But, in all cases it is

necessary to employ means to ends, be the object what it may; and where

the first have not been taken, it is both unjust and foolish to repine

at the want of success. The common expression, ‘Fortune’s Fools,’ may

seem to convey a slur on the order of Providence; but it rather shows

the equality of its distributions. Are the men of capacity to have all

the good things to themselves? They are proud of their supposed

superiority: why are they not contented with it? If a fool is not to

grow rich, the next thing would be, that none but men of genius should

have a coat to their backs, or be thought fit to live. If it were left

to them to provide food or clothes, they would have none for themselves.

It is urged as a striking inequality that enterprising manufacturers,

for instance, should rise to great wealth and honours, while thousands

of their dependants are labouring hard at one or two shillings a-day:

but we are to recollect, that if it had not been for men like these, the

working classes would have been perishing for want: they collect the

others together, give a direction and find a vent for their industry,

and may be said to exercise a part of _sovereign_ capacity. Every thing

has its place and due subordination. If authors had the direction of the

world, nothing would be left standing but printing-presses.

N.—What do you think of that portrait?

H.—It is very lady-like, and, I should imagine, a good likeness.

N.—J— said I might go on painting yet—he saw no falling-off. _They_ are

pleased with it. I have painted almost the whole family, and the girls

would let their mother sit to nobody else. But Lord! every thing one can

do seems to fall so short of nature: whether it is the want of skill or

the imperfection of the art that cannot give the successive movements of

expression and changes of countenance, I am always ready to beg pardon

of my sitters after I have done, and to say I hope they’ll excuse it.

The more one knows of the art, and indeed the better one can do, the

less one is satisfied. This made Titian write under his pictures

_faciebat_, signifying that they were only in progress. I remember,

Burke came in one day when Sir Joshua had been painting one of the

Lennoxes; he was quite struck with the beauty of the performance, and

said he hoped Sir Joshua would not touch it again: to which the latter

replied, that if he had seen the original, he would have thought little

of the picture, and that there was a _look_ which it was hardly in the

power of art to give. No! all we can do is to produce something that

makes a distant approach to nature, and that serves as a faint relic of

the individual. A portrait is only a little better memorial than the

parings of the nails or a lock of the hair.

H.—Who is it?

N.—It is a Lady W—: you have heard me speak of her before. She is a

person of great sense and spirit, and combines very opposite qualities

from a sort of natural strength of character. She has shown the greatest

feeling and firmness united: no one can have more tenderness in her

domestic connexions, and yet she has borne the loss of some of them with

exemplary fortitude. Perhaps, the one is a consequence of the other; for

where the attachment or even the regret is left, all is not lost. The

mind has still a link to connect it with the beloved object. She has no

affectation; and therefore yields to unavoidable circumstances as they

arise. Inconsolable grief is often mere cant, and a trick to impose on

ourselves and others. People of any real strength of character are

seldom affected: those who have not the clue of their own feelings to

guide them, do not know what to do, and study only how to produce an

effect. I recollect one of the Miss B—s, Lord Orford’s favourites, whom

I met with at a party formerly, using the expression—‘That seal of

mediocrity, affectation!’ Don’t you think this striking?

H.—Yes; but not quite free from the vice it describes.

N.—Oh! they had plenty of that: they were regular _blue-stockings_, I

assure you; or they would not have been so entirely to his lordship’s

taste, who was a mighty coxcomb. But there is none of that in the person

I have been speaking of: she has very delightful, genteel, easy manners.

H.—That is the only thing I envy in people in that class.

N.—But you are not to suppose they all have it: it is only those who are

born with it, and who would have had it in a less degree in every

situation of life. Vulgarity is the growth of courts as well as of the

hovel. We may be deceived by a certain artificial or conventional manner

in persons of rank and fashion; but they themselves see plainly enough

into the natural character. I remember Lady W— told me, as an instance

to this purpose, that when she was a girl, she and her sister were

introduced at court; and it was then the fashion to stand in a circle,

and the Queen came round and spoke to the different persons in turn.

There was some high lady who came in after them, and pushed rudely into

the circle so as to get before them. But the Queen, who saw the

circumstance, went up and spoke to them first, and then passed on (as a

just punishment) without taking any notice whatever of the forward

intruder. I forget how it arose the other day, but she asked me—‘Pray,

Mr. Northcote, is Discretion reckoned one of the cardinal virtues?’

‘No,’ I said, ‘it is not one of them, for it is all!’ If we had

discretion at all times, we should never do wrong: but we are taken off

our guard by being thrown into new and difficult situations, and have

not time to weigh the consequences or to summon resolution to our aid.

That is what Opie used to say when he had been engaged in an argument

over-night, what excellent answers he could give the next day—and was

vexed with himself for not having thought of them. No! if we had

sufficient presence of mind to foresee the consequences of our actions

on the spot, we should very rarely have occasion to repent of them

afterwards.

H.—You put me in mind of Cicero’s account of the cardinal virtues, in

his _Offices_, who makes them out to be four; and then says they are all

referable to the first, which is _Prudence_.

N.—Ay; do you recollect what they are?

H.—Prudence, Temperance, Justice, and Fortitude.

N.—They are too much alike. The most distinct is Fortitude.

H.—I never could make much of Cicero, except his two treatises on

Friendship and Old Age, which are most amiable gossiping. I see that

Canning borrowed his tautology from Cicero, who runs on with such

expressions as ‘I will _bear_, I will _suffer_, I will _endure_ any

extremity.’ This is bad enough in the original: it is inexcusable in the

copy. Cicero’s style, however, answered to the elegance of his

finely-turned features; and in his long, graceful neck you may trace his

winding and involuted periods.

N.—Do you believe in that sort of stuff?

H.—Not more than I can help.

CONVERSATION THE TWENTY-SECOND

N.—I ought to cross myself like the Catholics, when I see you. You

terrify me by repeating what I say. But I see you have regulated

yourself. There is nothing personally offensive, except what relates to

Sir Walter. You make him swear too, which he did not do. He would never

use the expression _Egad_. These little things mark the gentleman. I am

afraid, if he sees it, he’ll say I am a babbler. That is what they dread

so at court, that the least word should transpire.

H.—They may have their reasons for caution. At least, they can gain

nothing, and might possibly lose equally by truth or falsehood, as it

must be difficult to convey an adequate idea of royalty. But authors are

glad to be talked about. If Sir W. Scott has an objection to having his

name mentioned, he is singularly unlucky. Enough was said in his praise;

and I do not believe he is captious. I fancy he _takes the rough with

the smooth_. I did not well know what to do. You seemed to express a

wish that the conversations should proceed, and yet you are startled at

particular phrases, or I would have brought you what I had done to show

you. I thought it best to take my chance of the general impression.

N.—Why, if kept to be published as a diary after my death, they might

do: nobody could then come to ask me questions about them. But I cannot

say they appear very striking to me. One reason may be, what I observe

myself cannot be very new to me. If others are pleased, they are the

best judges. It seems very odd that you who are acquainted with some of

the greatest authors of the day cannot find any thing of theirs worth

setting down.

H.—That by no means pleases them. I understand G— is angry at the

liberty I take with you. He is quite safe in this respect. I might

answer him much in the manner of the fellow in the _Country Girl_ when

his friend introduces his mistress and he salutes her—‘Why, I suppose if

I were to introduce my grandmother to you’—‘Sir,’ replies the other, ‘I

should treat her with the utmost respect.’ So I shall never think of

repeating any of G—’s conversations. My indifference may arise in part,

as you say, from their not being very new to me. G— might, I dare say,

argue very well on the doctrine of philosophical necessity or many other

questions; but then I have read all this before in Hume or other

writers, and I am very little edified, because I have myself had access

to the same sources that he has drawn from. But you, as an artist, have

been pushed into an intercourse with the world as well as an observation

of nature; and combine a sufficient knowledge of general subjects with

living illustrations of them. I do not like the conversation of mere men

of the world or anecdote-mongers, for there is nothing to bind it

together, and the other sort is pedantic and tiresome from repetition,

so that there is nobody but you I can come to.

N.—You do not go enough into society, or you would be cured of what I

cannot help regarding as a whim. You would there find many people of

sense and information whose names you never heard of. It is not those

who have made most noise in the world who are persons of the greatest

general capacity. It is the making the most of a little, or the being

determined to get before others in some one thing (perhaps for want of

other recommendations) that brings men into notice. Individuals gain a

reputation as they make a fortune, by application and by having set

their minds upon it. But you have set out (like other people brought up

among books) with such exclusive notions of authors and literary fame,

that if you find the least glimmering of common sense out of this pale,

you think it a prodigy, and run into the opposite extreme. I do not say

that you have not a perception of character, or have not thought as far

as you have observed; but you have not had the opportunities. You turn

your back on the world, and fancy that they turn their backs on you.

This is a very dangerous principle. You become reckless of consequences.

It leads to an abandonment of character. By setting the opinion of

others at defiance, you lose your self-respect. It is of no use that you

still say, you will do what is right; your passions usurp the place of

reason, and whisper you, that whatever you are bent upon doing is right.

You cannot put this deception on the public, however false or prejudiced

their standard may be; and the opinion of the world, therefore, acts as

a seasonable check upon wilfulness and eccentricity.

H.—What you have stated is the best excuse I could make for my own

faults or blunders. When one is found fault with for nothing, or for

doing one’s best, one is apt to give the world their revenge. All the

former part of my life I was treated as a cipher; and since I have got

into notice, I have been set upon as a wild beast. When this is the

case, and you can expect as little justice as candour, you naturally in

self-defence take refuge in a sort of misanthropy and cynical contempt

for mankind. One is disposed to humour them, and to furnish them with

some ground for their idle and malevolent censures.

N.—But you should not. If you do nothing to confirm them in their first

prejudices, they will come round in time. They are slow to admit claims,

because they are not _sure_ of their validity; and they thwart and

cross-examine you to try what temper you are made of. Without some such

ordeal or difficulty thrown in the way, every upstart and pretender must

be swallowed whole. That would never do. But if you have patience to

stand the test, justice is rendered at last, and you are stamped for as

much as you are worth. You certainly have not spared others: why should

you expect nothing but ‘the milk of human kindness?’ Look to those men

behind you (_a collection of portraits on the same frame_)—there is Pope

and Dryden—did they fare better than living authors? Had not Dryden his

Shadwell, and Pope his Dennis, who fretted him to a shadow, and galled

him almost to death? There was Dr. Johnson, who in his writings was a

pattern of wisdom and morality—he declared that he had been hunted down

as if he had been the great enemy of mankind. But he had strength of

mind to look down upon it. Not to do this, is either infirmity of

temper, or shows a conscious want of any claims that are worth carrying

up to a higher tribunal than the cabal and clamour of the moment. Sir

Joshua always despised malicious reports; he knew they would blow over:

at the same time, he as little regarded exaggerated praise. Nothing you

could say had any effect, if he was not satisfied with himself. He had a

great game to play, and only looked to the result. He had studied

himself thoroughly; and, besides, had great equanimity of temper, which,

to be sure, it is difficult to acquire, if it is not natural. You have

two faults: one is a _feud_ or quarrel with the world, which makes you

despair, and prevents you taking all the pains you might: the other is a

carelessness and mismanagement, which makes you throw away the little

you actually do, and brings you into difficulties that way. Sir Joshua

used to say it was as wrong for a man to think too little as too much of

himself: if the one ran him into extravagance and presumption, the other

sank him in sloth and insignificance. You see the same thing in horses:

if they cannot stir a load at the first effort, they give it up as a

hopeless task; and nothing can rouse them from their sluggish obstinacy

but blows and ill-treatment.

H.—I confess all this, but I hardly know how to remedy it; nor do I feel

any strong inducement. Taking one thing with another, I have no great

cause to complain. If I had been a merchant, a bookseller, or the

proprietor of a newspaper, instead of what I am, I might have had more

money or possessed a town and countryhouse, instead of lodging in a

first or second floor, as it may happen. But what then? I see how the

man of business and fortune passes his time. He is up and in the city by

eight, swallows his breakfast in haste, attends a meeting of creditors,

must read Lloyd’s lists, consult the price of consols, study the

markets, look into his accounts, pay his workmen, and superintend his

clerks: he has hardly a minute in the day to himself, and perhaps in the

four-and-twenty hours does not do a single thing that he would do if he

could help it. Surely, this sacrifice of time and inclination requires

some compensation, which it meets with. But how am I entitled to make my

fortune (which cannot be done without all this anxiety and drudgery) who

do hardly any thing at all, and never any thing but what I like to do? I

rise when I please, breakfast _at length_, write what comes into my

head, and after taking a mutton-chop and a dish of strong tea, go to the

play, and thus my time passes. Mr. — has no time to go to the play. It

was but the other day that I had to get up a little earlier than usual

to go into the city about some money transaction, which appeared to me a

prodigious hardship: if so, it was plain that I must lead a tolerably

easy life: nor should I object to passing mine over again. Till I was

twenty, I had no idea of any thing but books, and thought every thing

else was worthless and mechanical. The having to study painting about

this time, and finding the difficulties and beauties it unfolded, opened

a new field to me, and I began to conclude that there might be a number

of ‘other things between heaven and earth that were never dreamt of in

my philosophy.’ Ask G—, or any other literary man who has never been

taken out of the leading-strings of learning, and you will perceive that

they hold for a settled truth that the universe is built of words. G—

has no interest but in literary fame, of which he is a worshipper: he

cannot believe that any one is clever, or has even common sense, who has

not written a book. If you talk to him of Italian cities, where great

poets and patriots lived, he heaves a sigh; and if I were possessed of a

fortune, he should go and visit the house where Galileo lived or the

tower where Ugolino was imprisoned. He can see with the eyes of his

mind. To all else he is marble. It is like speaking to him of the

objects of a _sixth sense_; every other language seems dumb and

inarticulate.

The end of CONVERSATIONS OF JAMES NORTHCOTE, ESQ., R.A.

NOTES

TABLE TALK

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2. _An Advertisement, etc._ The advertisement to the Paris edition of

_Table Talk_ was as follows:—

‘The work here offered to the public is a selection from the four

volumes of _Table Talk_, printed in London. Should it meet with

success, it will be followed by two other volumes of the same

description, which will include all that the author wishes to

preserve of his writings in this kind. The title may perhaps

serve to explain what there is of peculiarity in the style or

mode of treating the subjects. I had remarked that when I had

written or thought upon a particular topic, and afterwards had

occasion to speak of it with a friend, the conversation

generally took a much wider range, and branched off into a

number of indirect and collateral questions, which were not

strictly connected with the original view of the subject, but

which often threw a curious and striking light upon it, or upon

human life in general. It therefore occurred to me as possible

to combine the advantages of these two styles, the _literary_

and the _conversational_; or after stating and enforcing some

leading idea, to follow it up by such observations and

reflections as would probably suggest themselves in discussing

the same question in company with others. This seemed to me to

promise a greater variety and richness, and perhaps a greater

sincerity, than could be attained by a more precise and

scholastic method. The same consideration had an influence on

the familiarity and conversational idiom of the style which I

have used. How far the plan was feasible, or how far I have

succeeded in the execution of it must be left to others to

decide. I am also afraid of having too frequently attempted to

give a popular air and effect to subtle distinctions and trains

of thought; so that I shall be considered as too metaphysical by

the careless reader, while by the more severe and scrupulous

inquirer my style will be complained of as too light and

desultory. To all this I can only answer that I have done not

what I wished, but the best I could do; and I heartily wish it

had been better.’

ESSAY I. ON THE PLEASURE OF PAINTING

This and the following essay are from _The London Magazine_ for December

1820 (Vol. II. pp. 597–607), No. V. of a series entitled _Table Talk_.

5. ‘_There is a pleasure_,’ _etc._ Cf. vol. I. note to p. 76.

‘_No juggling here._’ Cf. ‘Here is such patchery, such juggling,

and such knavery.’ _Troilus and Cressida_, Act II. Scene 3.

‘_Study with joy_,’ _etc._ Cowper, _The Task_, III. 227–8.

6. ‘_More tedious_,’ _etc._ _King John_, Act III. Scene 4.

‘_My mind to me_,’ _etc._ The first line of the well-known poem

attributed to Sir Edward Dyer (d. 1607).

6. Note. See _The Sorrows of Young Werther_ (_Novels and Tales_,

Bohn, p. 254).

7. ‘_Pure in the last recesses of the mind._’ Dryden’s translation of

the Second Satire of Persius, l. 133. According to Frances

Reynolds (_Johnsonian Miscellanies_, ed. G. B. Hill, II. 272),

the lines were quoted by Johnson at the end of an eloquent

eulogium of Mrs. Thrale.

‘_Palpable to feeling_,’ _etc._ Cf. ‘If ’tis not gross in

sense ... ’tis probable and palpable to thinking.’ _Othello_,

Act I. Scene 2.

8. ‘_Light thickened._’

‘Light thickens; and the crow

Makes wing to the rooky wood.’

_Macbeth_, Act III. Scene 2.

_Wilson._ Richard Wilson (1714–1782). See _Conversations of

Northcote_, _ante_, pp. 380, 438, 458.

_It was not so Claude_, _etc._ Claude finally settled in Rome in

1627 and remained there till his death in 1682.

_The first head_, _etc._ See _Memoirs of William Hazlitt_, l. 108

note. The picture, which seems to have been painted near

Manchester in 1803, is still in the possession of Hazlitt’s

family.

9. _With Sir Joshua._ Cf. the second of Hazlitt’s Essays on Sir

Joshua Reynolds’s Discourses, _ante_, pp. 131 _et seq._

‘_As in a glass darkly_‘, _etc._ _I Corinthians_, xiii. 12.

10. ‘_Sees into the life of things._’ Wordsworth, _Lines composed a

few miles above Tintern Abbey_.

_Jan Steen, or Gerard Dow._ Jan Steen (1626–1679), and Gerard Dow

(1613–1675).

‘_Mist_,’ _etc._ _Paradise Lost_, V. 435–6.

_Richardson._ The _Essays_ of Jonathan Richardson (1665–1745),

which originally appeared in 1715 and 1719, were published in

two volumes in 1725, and in one volume, edited by his son, in

1773. See pp. 297–8 of the one volume edition. Vasari tells this

story of Michael Angelo and the Pope.

11. ‘_That you might almost say_,’ _etc._

‘—— so distinctly wrought

That one might almost say, her body thought.’

John Donne, _An Anatomy of the World, Second Anniversary_, 245–6.

12. _Old Abraham Tucker._ See vol. iv. pp. 371–385.

‘_The source_,’ &c. See Northcote’s _Life of Reynolds_, II. 286.

_A picture of my father._ Exhibited at the Royal Academy, 1806.

See Memoirs of William Hazlitt, I. III.

_Gribelin’s etchings._ In the second (1714) and subsequent

editions of Shaftesbury’s _Characteristics_.

‘_Riches fineless_.’ _Othello_, Act III. Scene 3.

‘_Ever in the haunch of winter sings._’ _Henry IV._, Part II. Act

IV. Scene 4.

13. ‘_I also am a painter._’ See Vasari’s _Lives_ (ed. Blashfield and

Hopkins), III. 32, note 28.

_Mr. Skeffington._ Sir Lumley St. George Skeffington (1771–1850),

author of _The Sleeping Beauty_ and other plays, and a friend of

the Regent’s, succeeded his father as baronet in 1815.

_The battle of Austerlitz._ December 2, 1805.

_He himself is gone to rest._ Hazlitt’s father died on July 16,

1820.

ESSAY III. THE SAME SUBJECT CONTINUED.

13. ‘_Whate’er Lorraine_,’ _etc._ Thomson, _The Castle of Indolence_,

Canto I. Stanza 38.

_Lord Radnor’s park._ For a fuller account of the collections here

referred to, see the volume in the present edition containing

Hazlitt’s Fine Art Criticisms.

14. ‘_Bosomed high_,’ _etc._ _L’Allegro_, 78.

‘_Hands that the rod_,’ _etc._ Gray, _Elegy_, 47.

‘_A forked mountain_,’ _etc._ _Antony and Cleopatra_, Act IV.

Scene 14.

‘_Signifying nothing._’ _Macbeth_, Act V. Scene 5,

15. _When I went to the Louvre._ In 1802. See _Memoirs of William

Hazlitt_, I. 84 _et seq._

_Titian’s Mistress._ The picture so called is in the Louvre. It is

in fact a portrait of Alphonso of Ferrara and Laura Dianti.

_The Transfiguration_, _etc._ On the fall of Napoleon, Raphael’s

_Transfiguration_, and Domenichino’s _Communion of St. Jerome_

were restored to Rome; Titian’s _St. Peter Martyr_ to Venice,

and his Hippolito de Medici to Florence. The _St. Peter Martyr_

was destroyed by fire in 1867. Hazlitt’s copy of ‘A young

Nobleman with a glove’ is still in the possession of Mr. W. C.

Hazlitt.

16. ‘_If thou hast not seen_,’ _etc._ Cf. ‘Wast ever in court,

shepherd?—No, truly.—Then thou art damned.’ _As You Like It_,

Act III., Scene 2.

_The Elgin marbles._ See Vol. i. p. 143 and note.

‘_Hard money._’ Specie opposed to paper currency. Cf. ‘Your mother

has a hundred pounds in hard money’ etc. Farquhar, _The

Recruiting Officer_, Act IV. Scene 3.

‘_Number numberless._’ _Paradise Regained_, III. 310 [numbers].

‘_Casual fruition_,’ _etc._ _Paradise Lost_, IV. 766–7.

17. _W—._ Richard Wilson.

18. _A friend of mine._ Northcote, presumably, whose _Life of Sir

Joshua Reynolds_ had been praised in _The Edinburgh Review_

(vol. xxiii. pp. 263 _et seq._)

_A friend had bought_, _etc._ Mr. W. C. Hazlitt suggests that this

was Haydon.

19. _Richardson, in his Essays._ _A Discourse on the Science of a

Connoisseur_ (_Essays_, 1773, pp. 327 _et seq._)

20. ‘_Guido Reni_,’ _etc._ Richardson, _Essays_, 1773, pp. 217–8.

21. _Gandy._ William Gandy (died 1729). See Hazlitt’s _Conversations

of James Northcote_, _ante_, p. 345. A short Memoir of Gandy

forms the Appendix to Northcote’s _Life of Reynolds_.

_Poor Dan. Stringer._ Cf. _ante_, pp. 345–6.

‘_Swallowing the tailor’s news._’ _King John_, Act IV., Scene 2.

‘_Bastards of his genius_,’ _etc._ Cf. Vol. iv. p. 209.

ESSAY III. ON THE PAST AND FUTURE.

22. _When Sterne in the Sentimental Journey._ _A Sentimental Journey_,

‘Character. Versailles.’

23. ‘_The thoughts of which_,’ _etc._ Cf. ‘Yet loss of thee would

never from my heart.’ _Paradise Lost_, IX. 912.

‘_What though the radiance_,’ _etc._ Wordsworth, Ode, _Intimations

of Immortality_, 179 _et seq._

‘_Retrace its footsteps_,’ _etc._ _Paradise Lost_, XI. 329–333.

‘_And see how dark_,’ _etc._ Wordsworth, _Lines written while

sailing in a boat at evening_.

23. ‘_In our heart’s tables._’ _All’s Well that Ends Well_, Act I.

Scene 1.

‘_All the life of life was flown._’

‘In weary being now I pine,

For a’ the life of life is dead,’

Burns, _Lament for James, Earl of Glencairn_, Stanza 6.

Cf. also ‘Till youth and genial years are flown,

And all the life of life is gone,’

from Thomson’s song addressed to Fortune and beginning—

‘For ever, Fortune, wilt thou prove,’ etc.

_Norman Court._ See _Memoirs of William Hazlitt_, II. 14–15. and

W. Hazlitt the younger’s Preface to the 1850 edition of

_Winterslow_.

25. ‘_Running through the story_,’ _etc._ _Othello_, Act I. Scene 3.

‘_Beguiled them_,’ _etc._ _Ib._

_Posthæc meminisse juvabit._ Virgil, _Æneid_, I. 203.

26. ‘_Calm contemplation_,’ _etc._ Wordsworth, _Laodamia_, 72.

27. ‘_Catch glimpses_,’ _etc._ Wordsworth, Sonnet, ‘The world is too

much with us.’

‘_I also was an Arcadian._’ This saying, or its Latin equivalent,

‘et ego in Arcadia,’ often quoted by Hazlitt in connection with

Poussin’s picture, has been much discussed in _Notes and

Queries_. See 4th Ser., I. 509, 561, etc. Goethe adopted it as a

motto for his _Travels in Italy_.

‘_Que peu de chose_,’ _etc._ Cf. ‘Je vous exhorte à jouir, autant

que vous pourrez, de la vie qui est peu de chose,’ etc.

Voltaire, Letter to Madame du Deffand, Oct. 13, 1759.

_Respice finem._ A tag, quoted in _The Comedy of Errors_, Act IV.

Scene 4. See _Notes and Queries_, 5th Series, VI. 313, where the

line ‘si quid agas prudenter agas, et respice finem’ is quoted

from the fable ‘De accipitre et columbis’ in _Fabulae Variorum

Auctorum_ (Francof. 1560), p. 503.

‘_The high endeavour_,’ _etc._ Cowper, _The Task_, V. 901.

‘_Oh God! methinks_,’ _etc._ _Henry VI._, Part III. Act II. Scene

5.

29. ‘_The tear forgot_,’ _etc._ Gray, _On a Distant Prospect of Eton

College_, Stanza 5.

30. _Recorded by Spence._ _Anecdotes, Observations, and Characters of

Books and Men. Collected from the Conversation of Mr. Pope,

etc._ (edit. 1820), pp. 116–7.

ESSAY IV. ON GENIUS AND COMMON SENSE.

33. _Mr. Burke, by whom_, _etc._ Cf. _Conversations of James

Northcote_, _ante_, p. 366.

_Windham in one of his Speeches._ Speech on the Conduct of the

Duke of York, March 14, 1809. _Speeches_, III. 205.

34. _One of the persons_, _etc._ No doubt John Thelwall (1764–1834),

who was acquitted in December, 1794, and retired to Brecon in

1798. Hazlitt afterwards became acquainted with him. Among his

_Poems_ (1801) is an epic entitled ‘Edwin of Northumbria.’

35. Note. ‘_Sound it_,’ _etc._ _Hamlet_, Act III. Scene 2.

36. ‘_Make assurance_,’ _etc._ _Macbeth_, Act IV. Scene 1.

‘_Shuts the gates_,’ _etc._ Gray, _Elegy_, Stanza 17.

_Mr. Burke said._ _Reflections on the Revolution in France_

(_Select Works_, ed. Payne, II. 102).

37. _Come home to the business_, _etc._ Bacon, Dedication to the

_Essays_.

_Ultima ratio regum._ See vol. III., note to p. 44.

‘_There’s the rub_,’ _etc._ ‘There’s the respect that makes

calamity of so long life.’ _Hamlet_, Act III. Scene 1.

37. ‘_A compost heap._’ Cf. ‘A new accession to the loaded compost

heap of corrupt influence.’ Burke, _Speech on Economical Reform_

(_Works_, Bohn, II. 109).

39. ‘_What! man_,’ _etc._ _Macbeth_, Act IV. Scene 3.

_The passage in the same play._ _Ib._, Act I. Scene 6.

40. _The Judgment of Solomon._ In the Louvre Gallery.

‘_Sure trailing._’ Cf.

‘And I do think, or else this brain of mine

Hunts not the trail of policy so sure

As it hath used to do.’

_Hamlet_, Act II. Scene 2.

‘_As if his will_,’ _etc._ Hazlitt quotes from one of his own

notices of Kean’s Richard (_Morning Chronicle_, Feb. 15, 1814).

_Painter in his fight with Oliver._ Edward Painter (1784–1852) was

defeated by Tom Oliver (1782–1864) in May 1814, but defeated him

in July 1820.

41. _The figure of Elymas._ In one of the Cartoons.

ESSAY V. THE SAME SUBJECT CONTINUED.

42. ‘_As one, in suffering_,’ _etc._ _Hamlet_, Act III. Scene 2.

‘_Knew all qualities_,’ _etc._ _Othello_, Act III. Scene 3.

‘_A pipe for the Muse’s finger_,’ _etc._ Cf. ‘That they are not a

pipe for fortune’s finger to sound what stop she please.’

_Hamlet_, Act III. Scene 2.

43. ‘_To descry new lands_,’ _etc._ _Paradise Lost_, I. 290–1.

‘_Fierce extremes_,’ _etc._ _Ib._ II. 599.

‘_Of the earth, earthy._’ _I Corinthians_, XV. 47.

‘_Darkness that may be felt._’ _Exodus_, X. 21.

‘_Palpable obscure._’ _Paradise Lost_, II. 406.

44. ‘_Look abroad into universality._’ Bacon, ADVANCEMENT OF LEARNING,

Book I.

‘_Content with riches fineless._’ _Othello_, Act III. Scene 3.

‘_Poor as Winter._’ _Ib._

‘_Self-involved, not dark._’ Cf. ‘Pensive, not sad; in thought

involved, not dark.’ Thomson, _The Castle of Indolence_, Canto

I. Stanza 57.

‘_Enjoys bright day._’ _Comus_, 382.

‘_Kept the noiseless tenour of his way._’ Gray’s _Elegy_, Stanza

19.

‘_Finds tongues_,’ _etc._ _As You Like It_, Act II. Scene 1.

‘_The meanest flow’r_,’ _etc._ Wordsworth, Ode, _Intimations of

Immortality_.

45. ‘_Yet I’ll remember thee_,’ _etc._ Burns, _Lament for James, Earl

of Glencairn_.

_Sir Joshua Reynolds, in endeavouring_, _etc._ Cf. the essays ‘On

Certain Inconsistencies in Sir Joshua Reynolds’s Discourses,

_ante_, pp. 122 _et seq._

46. _The admirable Crichton._ James Crichton (1560–1585?).

_Jedediah Buxton._ For Jedidiah Buxton (1707–1772) see

_Gentleman’s Magazine_, June 1754.

Note. ‘_The force of dulness_,’ _etc._ Cf. ‘The force of Nature

could no further go.’ Dryden, _Under Mr. Milton’s Picture_.

49. _Mediocribus esse_, _etc._ Horace, _Ars Poetica_, 372–3.

_I find from Adam Smith._ _Wealth of Nations_, Book I. chap. i.

_Those nonsensical stories about Lopez de Vega._ See Lord

Holland’s _Some Account of the life and writings of Lope Felix

de Vega Carpio_ (1806), pp. 75–82.

50. _Why does Mr. Kean_, _etc._ See the volume containing Hazlitt’s

theatrical criticisms.

ESSAY VI. CHARACTER OF COBBETT

58. This essay was afterwards republished in the second edition of

_The Spirit of the Age_. See vol. IV. pp. 334–343, and notes

thereto.

ESSAY VII. ON PEOPLE WITH ONE IDEA

59. _Major C—._ John Cartwright (1740–1824), major in the

Nottinghamshire Militia, and author of a large number of tracts,

chiefly on parliamentary reform.

60. _Like the story of the Cosmogony._ _The Vicar of Wakefield_, chap.

xiv.

_Nihil humani_, _etc._ Terence, _Heautontimorumenos_, Act I. Scene

1.

‘_A fee-grief_’ _etc._ _Macbeth_, Act IV. Scene 3.

61. _As Cicero says of study._ ‘Haec studia adolescentiam alunt,

senectutem oblectant,’ _etc._ Cicero, _Pro Archia_, VII. 16.

_As Sancho_, _etc._ _Don Quixote_, Second Part, Book II. chap.

xxxi.

_Dulce ridentem_, _etc._ Horace, _Odes_, I. xxii., 23–4.

‘_Rings the world_,’ _etc._ Cowper, _The Task_, III. 129–130.

62. _Abernethy._ John Abernethy (1764–1831), whose chief work, _An

Essay on the Constitutional Origin of Local Diseases_, appeared

in 1806.

63. _Alderman Wood._ Sir Matthew Wood (1768–1843), lord mayor 1815–16,

and member for the city from 1817 till his death, had recently

(1820) made himself notorious as a champion of Queen Caroline.

_A conceited fellow about town_, _etc._ Hazlitt probably refers to

Wirgmann, the goldsmith, of whom Crabb Robinson gives an amusing

account in his _Diary_ (1872 ed.) Vol. I. pp. 310–311.

_A friend of mine._ John Fearn (1768–1837), of whom Hazlitt gives

some account in the following page. The essay referred to was

_An Essay on Consciousness_ (2nd ed. 4to, 1812). Hazlitt quotes

a long passage from the Essay in _Why Distant Objects Please_.

See _ante_, pp. 260–2.

64. ‘_Poor, unfledged_,’ _etc._ _Cymbeline_, Act III. Scene 3.

65. _As Goldsmith said._ See Boswell’s _Life of Johnson_ (ed. G. B.

Hill), III. 252.

_Yet his Treatise on Human Nature_, _etc._ ‘Never literary attempt

was more unfortunate than my Treatise of Human Nature. It fell

_dead-born from the press_,’ _etc._ _The Life of David Hume,

Esq. Written by Himself._

_A celebrated lyrical writer._ Wordsworth.

_The motto in the title-page._

‘For why? Because the good old rule

Sufficeth them: the simple plan,

That they should take, who have the power,

And they should keep who can.’

Wordsworth, _Rob Roy’s Grave_.

Note 1. _The Excursion_ was published in a 4to volume in 1814.

Note 2. _Talk we of one Master Launcelot._ _Merchant of Venice_,

Act II. Scene 2.

66. _Mr. Owen._ See _Political Essays_, vol. III. pp. 121 _et seq._

‘_Nor Alps_,’ _etc._ John Dennis, _Ode on the Battle of Aghrim_,

St. 3. See _The Art of Sinking in Poetry_ (Pope’s _Works_, ed.

Elwin and Courthope, X. 382). ‘Apennines’ should be ‘Pyrenæaus.’

67. _Letter to Mr. William Smith._ See _Political Essays_, vol. III.

210–232.

‘_That he puts his hand_,’ _etc._ See _The Fudge Family in Paris_,

Letter II. note 2.

‘_I love to talk_,’ _etc._ Coleridge, _The Rime of the Ancient

Mariner_, 517–8.

‘_A collusion_,’ _etc._ ‘’Tis true indeed: the collusion holds in

the exchange.’ _Love’s Labour’s Lost_, Act IV. Scene 2.

68. _Why must a man_, _etc._ Hazlitt is referring to Wordsworth. Cf.

_The Spirit of the Age_, vol. IV. p. 276 and note.

‘_Virtue extant._’ _Henry IV._ Part I., Act II. Scene 4.

‘_Men were brutes without them._’ Cf.

‘O woman! lovely woman! Nature made thee

To temper man: we had been brutes without you.’

Otway, _Venice Preserved_, Act I. Scene 1.

_Moody in the Country Girl._ Garrick’s _Country Girl_, altered

from Wycherley’s _Country Wife_, was produced in 1766.

_M—._ Lamb’s friend, Thomas Manning (1772–1840).

_L. H._ Leigh Hunt.

69. ‘_Stand accountant_,’ _etc._ _Othello_, Act II. Scene 1.

‘_Its palaces_,’ _etc._ Cowper, _The Task_, I. 643–4.

‘_With them conversing_,’ _etc._ _Paradise Lost_, IV. 639–40.

ESSAY VIII. ON THE IGNORANCE OF THE LEARNED

First published in the _Scots’ Magazine_ (New Series), July 1818, vol.

III. pp. 55 _et seq._ Hazlitt refers to this essay in _A Letter to

William Gifford_ (vol. I., p. 382).

70. ‘_For the more languages_,’ _etc._ _Satire upon the Abuse of Human

Learning_, 57–68.

‘_Spectacles._’ Dryden says of Shakespeare, ‘he needed not the

spectacles of books to read Nature.’ _Essay of Dramatic Poesy_

(_Essays_, ed. Ker, I. 80).

71. ‘_Leave me to my repose._’ ‘Leave me, leave me to repose,’ the

refrain of the Prophetess in Gray’s _The Vegtam’s Kivitha_. The

line is quoted by Burke in _A Letter to a Noble Lord_ (_Works_,

Bohn, V. 112).

‘_Take up his bed and walk._’ _St. Matthew_, ix. 6.

‘_Enfeebles all internal strength of thought._’ Goldsmith, _The

Traveller_, 270.

‘_Sweats in the eye of Phœbus._’ _Henry V._, Act IV. Scene 1.

72. ‘_Th’ enthusiast Fancy_,’ _etc._ ‘The truant fancy was a wanderer

ever.’ Lamb, _Fancy Employed on Divine Subjects_, I. 1.

_The least respectable character._ Hazlitt is probably referring

to Canning.

73. _A person of this class._ Charles Burney, D.D. (1757–1817), whose

_Remarks on the Greek Verses of Milton_ appeared in 1790.

_Dr. —._ Hazlitt refers to Charles Burney (see last note) and Dr.

Parr. Cf. a similar passage in _The Examiner_, vol. I. p. 425.

74. ‘_The mighty world of eye and ear._’ Wordsworth, _Lines composed a

few miles above Tintern Abbey_, 105–6.

‘_Knowledge quite shut out._’ ‘And wisdom at one entrance quite

shut out.’ _Paradise Lost_, III. 50.

‘_Of the colouring of Titian_,’ _etc._ _Tristram Shandy_, III. 12.

_The Elgin marbles._ See _The Round Table_, vol. I. p. 143 and

note.

‘_Knows no touch of it._’ _Hamlet_, Act III. Scene 2.

‘_The art and practique_,’ _etc._ _Henry V._, Act I. Scene 1.

‘_Has no skill in surgery._’ _Henry IV._, Part I., Act V. Scene 1.

76. _Baxter._ Cf. the essay ‘On People of Sense’ in the _Plain

Speaker_, vol. VII. p. 243.

‘_Wink and shut_,’ _etc._ Prologue to Marston’s _Antonio’s

Revenge_ (_History of Antonio and Mellida_, Part II.).

_Laud_, _etc._ William Laud (1573–1645), and John Whitgift

(1530?–1604), Archbishops of Canterbury; George Bull

(1634–1710), Bishop of St. David’s, author of _Defensio Fidei

Nicenae_ (1685) and other theological works; Daniel Waterland

(1683–1740), whose works were edited in eleven vols. in

1823–1828, was not a bishop; Humphrey Prideaux (1648–1724),

whose _Old and New Testament connected ... to the Time of

Christ_ first appeared in two folio volumes 1716–1718; Isaac de

Beausobre (1659–1738), the Huguenot writer; Augustine Calmet

(1672–1757); Samuel, Baron von Puffendorf (1632–1694) and Eméric

de Vattel (1714–1767), the jurists; Joseph Justus Scaliger

(1540–1609); Jerome Cardan (1501–1576), and Kaspar Schoppe

(1576–1649).

76. ‘_Gone to the vault of all the Capulets._’ See vol. I. note to p.

150.

ESSAY IX. THE INDIAN JUGGLERS

79. Note. It was at Truro that Opie, who had already acquired

some practice as a portrait painter, met with John Wolcot

(1738–1819).

80. _I was at that time employed_, _etc._ See _Memoirs of William

Hazlitt_, I. xvi.

‘_In argument_,’ _etc._ _The Deserted Village_, 211–2.

81. ‘_To allow for the wind._’ _Ivanhoe_, chap. xiii.

‘_Human face divine._’ _Paradise Lost_, III. 44.

82. _H—s and H—s._ Mr. W. C. Hazlitt in his edition of _Table Talk_

prints ‘Haydons and H—s.’

‘_In tones and gestures hit._’ ‘In tones and numbers hit.’

_Paradise Regained_, IV. 255.

_To snatch this grace_, _etc._ An unacknowledged quotation from

Pope, _Essay on Criticism_, 153.

‘_Commercing with the skies._’ _Il Penseroso_, 39.

83. ‘_Thrills in each nerve_,’ _etc._ Cf.

‘a sudden horror chill

Ran through each nerve, and thrilled in ev’ry vein.’

Addison, _Milton’s Style Imitated_, 123–4.

‘_Half flying, half on foot._’ ‘Half on foot, half flying.’

_Paradise Lost_, II. 941–2.

_I know an individual._ Leigh Hunt, no doubt. Hazlitt’s son

dedicated the third edition of _Table Talk_ ‘to Leigh Hunt, whom

the author alike admired and esteemed; the “Rochester without

the vice, the modern Surrey,” whom he celebrates in one of these

Essays.’

84. _Nugæ canoræ._ Horace, _Ars Poetica_, 322.

_Themistocles said._ See North’s _Plutarch_ (ed. Rouse, Temple

Classics, II. 3). Hazlitt probably read the story in Bacon,

_Advancement of Learning_, Book I.

85. _Napier’s bones._ Hazlitt refers, apparently, to John Napier

(1550–1617), the inventor of logarithms.

‘_He dies_,’ _etc._

‘Lady, you are the cruell’st she alive,

If you will lead these graces to the grave

And leave the world no copy.’

_Twelfth Night_, Act I. Scene 5.

_John Hunter._ John Hunter (1728–1793).

_Sir Humphry Davy._ Sir Humphry Davy (1778–1829).

86. ‘_Great scholar’s memory_,’ _etc._ Cf. ‘Then there’s hope a great

man’s memory may outlive his life half a year.’ _Hamlet_, Act

III. Scene 2.

87. ‘_Care mounted_,’ _etc._ ‘Post equitem sedet atra cura.’ Horace,

_Odes_, III. l. 40.

‘_In the instant._’

‘And I feel now

The future in the instant.’

_Macbeth_, Act I. Scene 5.

87. ‘_Domestic treason_,’ _etc._ _Ib._ Act III. Scene 2.

88. _Rosemary Branch._ A much frequented tavern at Peckham.

_Copenhagen-house._ A tavern and tea-garden ‘in the fields north

of the metropolis, between Maiden-lane, the old road to Highgate

on the west, and the very ancient north road, or bridle-way,

called Hogbush-lane, on the east.’ See Hone’s _Every Day Book_

(I. 858 _et seq._), where an interesting account of the house is

given, and the greater part of Hazlitt’s account of Cavanagh is

reproduced.

89. _The Fleet or King’s Bench._ The Fleet Prison in Farringdon Street

and the King’s Bench Prison in Southwark, where there were open

ground racket courts.

‘_Who enters here._’ Hazlitt may have been recalling the lines in

_The Dunciad_, (IV. 518–9):

‘Which whoso tastes, forgets his former friends,

Sire, Ancestors, Himself,’ etc.

_Sutton._ Charles Manners Sutton, first Viscount Canterbury

(1780–1845), was elected Speaker on June 2, 1817.

‘_Let no rude hand_,’ _etc._

‘May no rude hand deface it,

And its forlorn _hic jacet_.’

Wordsworth, _Ellen Irwin_, 55–6.

ESSAY X. ON LIVING TO ONE’S-SELF

90. ‘_Remote, unfriended_,’ _etc._ Goldsmith, _The Traveller_, l. 1.

_Winterslow._ Hazlitt’s wife inherited some cottages at

Winterslow, a small village six or seven miles from Salisbury on

the Andover road, and in one of these cottages a part of their

early married life was spent. See _Memoirs of William Hazlitt_,

I. 168 _et seq._, where an account is given of a visit paid to

Mr. and Mrs. Hazlitt by Charles and Mary Lamb. After 1819 (see

_Memoirs_ II. 16) Hazlitt began to frequent Winterslow Hut or

the Pheasant Inn, where many of his essays (collected under the

title of ‘Winterslow’) were written.

‘_While Heavn’s chancel-vault_,’ _etc._ Cf.

‘When the chill rain begins at shut of eve

In dull November, and their chancel vault,

The Heaven itself, is blinded throughout night.’

Keats, _Hyperion_, II. 36–8.

91. _He hears the tumult_, _etc._

‘I behold

The tumult and am still.’

Cowper, _The Task_, IV. 99–100.

‘_The man whose eye_,’ _etc._ Wordsworth, _Lines left upon a Seat

in a Yew-tree_, _etc._ (‘Poems written in youth’) ll. 55–9.

92. ‘_To see the children_,’ _etc._ Wordsworth, Ode, _Intimations of

Immortality_, 170–1.

_Nicholson._ William Nicholson (1753–1815).

‘_Never ending, still beginning._’ Dryden, _Alexander’s Feast_, l.

102.

‘_The witchery of the soft blue sky._’ Wordsworth, _Peter Bell_,

l. 265.

93. _Goldsmith_, _etc._ Hazlitt had probably read the story in

Northcote’s _Life of Reynolds_, where the scene is laid at

Antwerp. The incident really occurred at Lisle, while Goldsmith

was on his way to Paris with the Hornecks. We have Miss

Horneck’s authority for believing that the story, as told by

Northcote, and here repeated by Hazlitt, is much exaggerated.

See Prior’s _Life of Goldsmith_, II. 290–1; Forster’s _Life and

Times of Oliver Goldsmith_, II. 217; and Boswell’s _Life of

Johnson_ (ed. G. B. Hill), I. 414 and note.

93. ‘_Whose top to climb_,’ _etc._ _Cymbeline_, Act III. Scene 3.

_Exclaimed Cromwell._ Speech XVIII., Feb. 4, 1658. See Carlyle,

_Oliver Cromwell’s Letters and Speeches_.

94. ‘_The insolence of office_,’ _etc._ _Hamlet_, Act III. Scene 1.

‘_After the heart-aches_,’ _etc._ _Ibid._

‘_A mouse_,’ _etc._ Webster’s _The Duchess of Malfi_, Act IV.

Scene 1.

_Says Rousseau._ _La Nouvelle Héloïse_, V. Lettre III. (édit.

Firmin-Didot, p. 529 note).

‘_Some demon_,’ _etc._ Pope, _Moral Essays_, IV. 16.

95. _Canaletti._ Antonio Canal (1697–1768), the Venetian painter, or

Bernardo Bellotto (1724?–1780), his nephew.

‘_Virgined it e’er since._’ _Coriolanus_, Act V. Scene 3.

_The Clandestine Marriage._ By George Colman the elder, and

Garrick; first produced in 1766.

96. ‘_The baby of a girl._’ _Macbeth_, Act III. Scene 4.

‘_With what a waving air_,’ _etc._ B. W. Procter’s (Barry

Cornwall’s) _Mirandola_, Act I. Scene 3. Hazlitt quoted the

lines in _Liber Amoris_ (see vol. II. p. 334), and it is clear

that here as in many other parts of _Table Talk_ he is referring

to the story recorded in that book.

‘_The fly that sips treacle_,’ _etc._ _The Beggar’s Opera_, Act

II. Scene 2.

‘_For either_,’ _etc._ _Paradise Lost_, X. 898–908.

97. _The madman in Don Quixote._ ‘He loved and was abhorred; he

adored, and was scorned; he courted a savage; he solicited a

statue; he pursued the wind; he called aloud to the desert,’

etc. _Don Quixote_ (trans. Jarvis), Part I. Book II. chap. xiii.

‘_I have not loved the world_,’ _etc._ Byron, _Childe Harold_,

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