CHAPTER VII

A Chapter of Accidents

For the most part a missionary leads a hum-drum life, but at times

excitements come in, and are as welcome as the plums in a sailor’s

“plum-duff” if not too exciting. Most of these incidents occur in

connexion with travelling. In the chapter dealing with visiting our

district I shall tell you how we travel, but the experiences described in

this chapter are chosen from different journeys, some of them in distant

parts of the country.

After four years at Port Moresby I was ordered away so that I might

try and get free from the fever. Communication with Australia was not

frequent, and the first stage, as far as Thursday Island, was made with

Tamate in the _Mary_, the little boat built by the Mission on Murray

Island. Our captain was a character. Formerly a pearl diver, he had been

compelled to give up his occupation owing to diver’s paralysis. His

qualification for the post was his experience of small boats, and never

was a man more sure of himself. Few sailors take ships through the

Torres Straits without having an anxious time, and as we sat on the deck

in the moonlight Tamate remarked, “Well, cap’n, I hope you are not going

to put us on the Portlocks or Eastern Fields”—both dangerous reefs. “No,

Mr. Chalmers,” replied the captain, “I know just where we are. We shall

see the opening in the Barrier Reef at about nine to-morrow morning, if

this wind holds.” With that we went below. It was a tight pack the three

of us in the little cabin, but two out of the three were soon sleeping

soundly. Later on the third, who is now writing this, heard one of

the boys on deck shout “’bout ship,” an unexpected order when we were

supposed to be many miles from any land and on a sea rarely visited by

vessels. That the reason for the order was a solid one there was no room

for doubt, for the next minute crash, and the little _Mary_ trembled all

through, and Number Three was shaken from his shelf-like berth right on

the top of the little captain. Bump, bump, bump, went the _Mary_, and

as soon as the little hatchway would allow we got on deck, there in the

glorious moonlight to have a view of the reef much before the time the

captain had promised. We were right on top of it. In a few minutes both

rudder and false keel had been wrenched off, and left behind, and after

each wave had lifted the little vessel she came down with a crash that

threatened to jump the masts out of her. That she did not go to pieces

was owing to the good sound work that had been put into her on Murray

Island.

[Illustration: RETURNING FROM FISHING.]

Well, what were we to do? We were miles from any land. There were nine

all told on board, and the dinghy would carry three in a calm sea. I

admit I had a look at the hatch covers and wondered what sort of a raft

they would make, and what travelling upon it would be like when it was

made. There was nothing we could do that night, and fortunately the tide

was falling, and soon the _Mary_ was resting on her side without that

sickening bumping. Adjusting ourselves to the changed angle of everything

in the cabin, we went to bed, but not before the captain had told us that

we were not far from the spot on the reef where some natives, when out

diving, had found heaps of Spanish coins all of old date, and believed

to have come from a Spanish ship wrecked in trying to get through the

Straits, but so long ago that not a trace of her remained.

Next morning the tide was not high enough to float the _Mary_, so I waded

about the reef with the crew. My eyes were on my feet all the time, not

because I was looking for more Spanish treasure, but because I had been

warned not to tread in one of the giant clams which lay around. I soon

forgot the _Mary_ and her plight, in the delight at what I saw spread

out at my feet. Water as clear as crystal allowed everything to be seen

distinctly. All the colours of the rainbow were represented by both

vegetable and animal kingdoms, but most beautiful of all was the sight

of the open giant clams. The shell could hardly be seen, so completely

was it draped by the waving fringes of the fish. A great bowl of flashing

gems could not have produced a more sparkling effect; but behind all this

beauty lay a cruel strength, for the shell could close with a grip that

nothing could unloose, and the natives told of unfortunate men who had,

while fishing on the reef, put their foot into an open shell, which had

closed upon them and held them till the rising tide ended their agony.

The crew, however, wanted some of the fish to eat and managed to get

them without danger to themselves. Taking a large piece of firewood they

quietly approached the fish. A sudden movement would have caused it to

close, and then nothing could have forced it open. Silently and adroitly

the wood was placed between the two halves of the shell, which instantly

gripped it, but could not close owing to the size of the wood. With

another piece of wood shaped for the purpose the men then cut the live

fish away from its shell, and did their cooking on the _Mary_.

The reef was interesting and the talk of the native crew instructing, but

the question was how were we to get the _Mary_ off and afloat in deep

water again. The morning tide only rose enough to bump her, but in the

afternoon when there was a higher tide, with each wave she lifted and we

managed to punt her right over the reef, and at last she was afloat. Very

few vessels have made the journey over the Great Barrier Reef, though

many have struck it and gone to pieces.

It was a case of Reef to the right of us; Reef to the left of us; while

behind us the Reef we had just left volleyed and thundered. The sun was

down and we had to anchor, or run the risk of again getting on a reef.

All night long the buckets had to be kept going, and the next morning

with part of the crew still at the buckets, the other half managing the

sails and keeping a look-out, and the two missionaries using big oars in

place of the lost rudder, we made for Murray Island. There the _Mary_

was hauled up on the beach, and on the spot where she was built and by

the man who had superintended her building made ready for sea again.

The work took a month to complete. That month on Murray Island cleared

all the fever out of me, and did away with the necessity of the trip to

Australia. Instead I accompanied Chalmers to the Fly river. Three not

easily forgotten months resulted, and the poor _Mary_ came in for more

knocks, and once again lost her rudder, this time by striking a sunken

log in the bed of the river.

One night, under stress of tide and wind she broke her cable and drifted

ashore near Saguane on Kiwai Island, where Chalmers was then forming

his head station for the district. We thought we had taken our last

journey in the _Mary_. She settled down in the mud and sand and no amount

of running out anchors and heaving on the windlass would move her,

though everything possible had been taken out to lighten her. Amongst

other things eighty bags of rice had to be got ashore. It required some

manœuvring to get the Saguane people to carry that rice over the soft

sand and mud. Each bag was supposed to weigh 50 lbs. It may have done,

as it was taken over the side of the vessel, but every hundred yards

through that mud and sand increased the weight, till it was more like 100

lbs. by the time the boat-house was reached. I know one of the carriers

who, after his second journey, considered it his duty to remain in the

boat-house and superintend the stacking of the bags as they were brought

in.

On we worked till the east began to glow, and then feeling it was

hopeless I made my way back to the teacher’s house and lay down for a

sleep, as dead tired as ever in my life. There seemed no time to get

comfortably settled when Chalmers rushed into the house, snatched up as

many of my belongings as he could manage, and calling, “Come along; she

is afloat,” made his way down to the shore. I followed, picking out of

the mud such of my things as Chalmers had dropped. Just at the darkest

moment, when there seemed little hope of the _Mary_ ever floating again,

the wind had come from the land, and supplying that little help which the

anchors required, had given us again the use of our little Mission vessel.

That was my last voyage in the _Mary_. A few years later she went ashore

at the mouth of the Kerema river, and there went to pieces. Years

afterwards when walking along the coast we saw some of her ribs sticking

up through the sand.

On the coast most of our travelling is done in a whale boat, and at

night, to save the glare of the sun. Few experiences could be more

enjoyable than such a journey when the night is fine and the sea calm,

and there are willing boys at the oars or a gentle breeze filling the

sail. No need to think of accidents then. The nights are not all fine,

however, and the sea is not always calm. It can be very angry and rough

and make those anxious who have to land on a surf-beaten coast. Most

people who have lived for any time in Papua have had nasty experiences of

this kind. I will tell you of one at Maiva.

Donisi Hahine and I had started for a journey, and as we expected to be

away nearly a month, we had a boatload of baggage. We left Delena at

night so as to reach Maiva in the early morning when the sea is usually

at its calmest, but rain drove us back, and it was morning before we

again got under way. That made it early afternoon when we were off the

village where we wished to land. The sea looked angry, but not so angry

as on many another time when we had got through safely. There was no

chance of turning back. We had to land, so the rudder was unshipped and

the big steer-oar put in its place, and the boat headed for the shore.

Each roller took us nearer to that first line of white. At last we were

in it and through it, and all seemed going well when old Kone shouted

out, “Help me!” I threw all my weight on the oar, but it was too late to

keep her straight, and the wall of foam on top of which we were riding

gradually swung the boat broadside on and the next moment over she

turned. The last thing I saw before the boiling sea went over us was my

wife vanishing under the boat, and the first when I came to the surface

again was some of the boys pulling her out from under the overturned

boat. Fortunately we were able to get hold of the keel, and so kept

afloat.

At such times strange thoughts pass through one’s mind, but I doubt if

any of you would ever guess my wife’s first remark, when she got the

water out of her mouth and eyes. It was so unexpected, but as the waves

were jostling us together like so many corks, it was very much to the

point when she called out, “Mind my hatpins.” Before we could mind them

or anything else, another wave was over us; but no sooner had it passed

than away went those hatpins.

Judging from the time my watch stopped we were hanging on to the boat

for nearly two hours. Repeatedly the natives tried to get to us from

the shore, but the sea would not let them. Close in shore was a deep

passage with the water rushing along it like a mill stream, and those who

tried to help us, not making sufficient allowance for the current, were

carried beyond us. The boat would soon have drifted in with us clinging

to the keel, had not the anchor fallen out when she turned over. That

unfortunately kept us where the seas were breaking worst.

At last we lost our hold, and what happened next I hardly know. I can

remember wishing that we had been Papuans with no clothes and no boots to

hold the water and weigh us down, and that after that something struck

me. I gripped it, and found it was an oar, and soon after that touched

bottom. Thanks to the devotion of the boys my wife was ashore before

me, and we were both practically unhurt, but had lost all we had with

us in the boat. Food for a month, clothing, camp gear, camera, magic

lantern—all had gone. While the clothes in which we scrambled ashore

were being washed and dried it was a mercy there were no “snapshotters”

about. Had there been the resulting pictures might have given amusement

to others, but not to ourselves. We had to borrow from the South Sea

teacher and his wife. Apart from their taste in dress not being ours, he

happened to be a very short and a very stout man. I am not. My wife was

a little, but not much, better off. Imagine, if you can, what we looked

like, but do not expect me to give you details.

It was Friday when the accident happened. The journey could not be

continued, as we had lost everything, and it was not till the Monday that

the sea would allow of our damaged boat being launched for the return to

Delena. During those four days we lived the “Simple Life.” Sweet potatoes

and bananas are all very well as a change, but they pall when served

regularly three times a day, and our teacher Paiti from Kivori was a

welcome visitor when he brought us a loaf of bread of his own making and

a little butter. Paiti was from Aitutaki in the South Seas, and few men

can handle a boat like the natives of that Island. We were relieved when

he undertook to see us safely started on the return journey. There was

no luggage to pack, so all ready, and perhaps a bit anxious, we sat in

the boat waiting. Watching each wave as it came in, at last Paiti gave

the word to start. Those at the oars pulled; those in the water pushed;

and with many a shout, and many a splash, and with the boat half swamped,

we found ourselves outside the breakers, with Paiti perched up behind

us handling the steer oar. Would he come on to Delena with us and there

wait an opportunity to return to his village? No sooner was the question

asked than he promptly answered, “Good-bye, my father. I go now”; and

with a header he vanished over the stern. Straight for the breakers he

went with a long steady stroke. Time after time he vanished, but at last

we saw him wade ashore, and signal that all was right, and then we shaped

our course for Delena.

We returned much poorer than we started, but matters would have gone

worse with us than they did but for Kone, Avi, and Aisi. They stuck to my

wife and landed her safely. They perhaps will hardly understand such an

expression of gratitude, but in that spirit I give you their photos. Of

course we showed our gratitude in another way. They were told they could

ask for what they liked. Their request was modest and utilitarian. Each

wanted a bag of rice. He got it and more too.

The third accident took place on shore. All the world over feasting

seems to accompany any special event, whether of rejoicing or regret.

It was near the time of our English furlough, and a farewell gathering

was arranged with the teachers. Their part was well managed and passed

off without any accident. In solemn, slow procession they had marched

round the house, telling us many nice things about ourselves, in a chant

composed in English by one of the Samoan teachers, the chorus of which

ran: “Good-bye, Misi Donisi. Do not forget us when you are far away on

the _Ioane Uiliamu_ (_John Williams_).”

Donisi Hahine had spent much time in making preparations for the farewell

feast, so that the spread might include more than the everlasting boroma

(pig). Stores of tinned provisions that could neither be taken to

England, nor used up before we sailed, were added to the menu. The long

verandah of the teacher’s old house was the dining-room, banana leaves

the cloth, not spread on a table, but down the centre of the verandah.

The food that could not be accommodated on the dishes was piled all down

the middle of the banana leaves, and then the teachers, their wives,

and their children, all as smart as their best clothes and well oiled

hair could make them, sat in two long rows, and at the one end stood

the missionary to offer grace and then make a farewell speech. It was

an important moment, and the children were eyeing the good things in a

way that suggested the question, “How long before we can begin?” Alas!

the house was an old one. The white ants had been busy. The food was

plentiful, and many of the teachers and their wives were decidedly heavy

weights. There was a crack, a crash, and what a transformation scene. In

place of two rows of expectant guests, and a loaded table (or what took

the place of a table) there was a great hole in the verandah floor, and

at the bottom a mass of men, women and children mixed up with broken

crockery and many kinds of food. Fortunately some of the joists held

firm, and one by one those of the party who had not “gone below” withdrew

to a place of safety, while others went to help the fallen and ascertain

the extent of the damage. How so many fell nine feet without there being

broken bones we cannot tell. Only a few scratches had resulted, but what

a mess, and what a disappointment. Best dresses smeared all over food.

Tinned meat and bits of roast pork to be picked from well-combed hair.

A little extra grease did not matter there, for it was soon rubbed in,

but one poor child had received the whole contents of a dish of tinned

salmon outside, when he had intended having some of it inside. While the

people were looking after themselves it was a grand opportunity for the

dogs who had been waiting below for the scraps. Instead of scraps they

helped themselves to the untouched feast, and various joints of pork

and goat vanished into the long grass, where growls of envy as well as

satisfaction told of desires unexpectedly gratified.

We bemoaned the accident, the damage to the house, and the loss of

the provisions, but the dogs, and some of the outsiders who profited

by our misfortune, would not have minded a frequent repetition of the

performance.

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