1 _The beginning of Flag Days_. 7 _The nature thereof_. 10_The
plight of the males_. 14 _Their efforts to escape_. 17 _The
generosity of the people_. 19 _The disadvantage of a new alliance_.
Now it came to pass that those who _were_ in the land of En made them
a custom, and they did sanctify certain days of the year unto charity.
2 And the days that were sanctified they _did_ call Flag Days.
3 Now these are certain _of the_ Flag Days that were set aside unto
charity in the land of En in the days of the Great War.
4 There was Our Day, and Star and Garter Day, and Roll of Honour Day,
and Red Cross Day, and Blue Cross Day.
5 And there was France's Day, and Russia's Day, and Serbia's Day, and
Italy's Day, and Montenegro's Day, and Roumania's Day, and Portugal's
Day.
6 And there were other Flag Days in great number so that I, even I,
Artemas, the scribe, remember not one half.
7 ¶ And on a day that _was_ a Flag Day the young maidens of the
cities would gather themselves together ere the morning was weaned,
and they would _set out_.
8 And they would hie them unto the populous places of the cities and
they would place themselves in ambush behind the corners of the
streets; yea, each one would take unto herself a certain corner as
her own, and she _would_ lie low.
9 And when any man approached nigh unto the place where she was hid,
then would she spring out _on a sudden_ and she _would_ tackle him.
10 ¶ And she would pin a flag unto his garment, even unto the lapel
of _his_ coat would she pin her flag; and _whatsoever_ money he did
have for to buy him bread, _that_ would she take from his pouch for
to pay her, wherefore he needs did fast.
11 And there was no way of escape open unto him, for the young girls
of that time were a slim _lot_ and they _knew_ the manner of working
it.
12 And so it came to pass that, when the night was come, the damsels
that had sold them flags were bowed down beneath a great weight of
gold. And the men that _had_ paid, these were sent empty away.
13 And they returned unto their habitations, each man being
wonderfully adorned; yea, from the crowns of their heads unto the
_turn-up_ of their nether garments _were they_ gay with coloured
flags.
14 ¶ Now there were certain men that, seeking to throw dust in the
eyes of the sellers of flags, did build them dungeons underneath the
ground, saying, with a sly look, It will be a safe place if,
perchance, a Zeppelin _cometh_ nigh.
15 Nevertheless, on a night when the Zeppelins did hover _above
them_, then were they on the roofs of their habitations with glasses
that did magnify;
16 But on the days that _were_ Flag Days, then did they betake
themselves stealthily away and they did hide in the far corner of the
Zeppelin dungeon that was deepest down.
17 ¶ And because much good flowed from the Flag Days, and because the
number of mites that was gathered in was very great, therefore _did_
the people _stick_ them, each man giving according to his means.
18 Yea, even those that did retire unto their Zeppelin cellars did
give to an _extent_, for the young girls followed them thitherwards,
so that there was no means of escape left unto them; verily, they
were like unto a spider _that is_ caught in the meshes of its own web.
19 ¶ Wherefore it came to pass that when another nation did join with
the people of En, and did fight with them against the men of Hu,
there were some in the land that did foresee _things_, and their
hearts misgave them.
20 And when one spake chidingly unto them, saying, Why do ye not
rejoice, O men of little satisfaction? Behold, there is yet another
that fighteth with us. Then would they make answer and would say,
Assuredly is there another ally come to join us. And there is _also_
another Flag Day that bringeth greater persecution at the corners of
the streets. And they were full of foreboding _concerning it_.
21 But the Flag Days found favour amongst the women of the land, for
then was man delivered into their hands and _they needed_ not to
spare him.