BELLS.--

“We honor the King And Brides joy do bring--Good tidings we tell, And

ring the Dead's knell.”

CAPT. G. (Dismounting at the door of the Church.) I say, aren't we much

too soon? There are no end of people inside. I say, aren't we much too

late? Stick by me, Jack! What the devil do I do?

CAPT. M. Strike an attitude at the head of the aisle and wait for Her.

(G. groans as M. wheels him into position before three hundred eyes.)

CAPT. M. (Imploringly.) Gaddy, if you love me, for pity's sake, for the

Honor of the Regiment, stand up! Chuck yourself into your uniform! Look

like a man! I've got to speak to the Padre a minute. (G. breaks into

a gentle Perspiration.) your face I'll never man again. Stand up!

(Visibly.) If you wipe your face I'll never be your best man again. Stand

up! (G. Trembles visibly.)

CAPT. M. (Returning.) She's coming now. Look out when the music starts.

There's the organ beginning to clack.

(Bride steps out of 'rickshaw at Church door. G. catches a glimpse of her

and takes heart.)

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