WHAT INFIDELS HAVE DONE.

ONE HUNDRED years after Christ had died suppose some one had asked a

Christian, What hospitals have you built? What asylums have you founded?

They would have said "None." Suppose three hundred years after the death

of Christ the same questions had been asked the Christian, he would have

said "None, not one." Two hundred years more and the answer would

have been the same. And at that time the Christian could have told the

questioner that the Mohammedans had built asylums before the Christians.

He could also have told him that there had been orphan asylums in China

for hundreds and hundreds of years, hospitals in India, and hospitals

for the sick at Athens.

Here it may be well enough to say that all hospitals and asylums are

not built for charity. They are built because people do not want to be

annoyed by the sick and the insane. If a sick man should come down the

street and sit upon your doorstep, what would you do with him? You

would have to take him into your house or leave him to suffer. Private

families do not wish to take the burden of the sick. Consequently,

in self-defence, hospitals are built so that any wanderer coming to a

house, dying, or suffering from any disease, may immediately be packed

off to a hospital and not become a burden upon private charity. The fact

that many diseases are contagious rendered hospitals necessary for the

preservation of the lives of the citizens. The same thing is true of the

asylums. People do not, as a rule, want to take into their families, all

the children who happen to have no fathers and mothers. So they endow

and build an asylum where those children can be sent--and where they

can be whipped according to law. Nobody wants an insane stranger in

his house. The consequence is, that the community, to get rid of these

people, to get rid of the trouble, build public institutions and send

them there.

Now, then, to come to the point, to answer the interrogatory often flung

at us from the pulpit, What institutions have Infidels built? In the

first place, there have not been many Infidels for many years and, as

a rule, a known Infidel cannot get very rich, for the reason that the

Christians are so forgiving and loving they boycott him. If the average

Infidel, freely stating his opinion, could get through the world

himself, for the last several hundred years, he has been in good luck.

But as a matter of fact there have been some Infidels who have done

some good, even from a Christian standpoint. The greatest charity ever

established in the United States by a man--not by a community to get rid

of a nuisance, but by a man who wished to do good and wished that

good to last after his death--is the Girard College in the city of

Philadelphia. Girard was an Infidel. He gained his first publicity by

going like a common person into the hospitals and taking care of those

suffering from contagious diseases--from cholera and smallpox. So there

is a man by the name of James Lick, an Infidel, who has given the finest

observatory ever given to the world. And it is a good thing for an

Infidel to increase the sight of men. The reason people are theologians

is because they cannot see. Mr. Lick has increased human vision, and

I can say right here that nothing has been seen through the telescope,

calculated to prove the astronomy of Joshua. Neither can you see with

that telescope a star that bears a Christian name. The reason is

that Christianity was opposed to astronomy. So astronomers took their

revenge, and now there is not one star that glitters in all the vast

firmament of the boundless heavens that has a Christian name. Mr.

Carnegie has been what they call a public-spirited man. He has given

millions of dollars for libraries and other institutions, and he

certainly is not an orthodox Christian.

Infidels, however, have done much better even than that. They have

increased the sum of human knowledge. John W. Draper, in his work on

"The Intellectual Development of Europe," has done more good to the

American people and to the civilized world than all the priests in it.

He was an Infidel. Buckle is another who has added to the sum of human

knowledge. Thomas Paine, an Infidel, did more for this country than any

other man who ever lived in it.

Most of the colleges in this country have, I admit, been founded

by Christians, and the money for their support has been donated by

Christians, but most of the colleges of this country have simply

classified ignorance, and I think the United States would be more

learned than it is to-day if there never had been a Christian college in

it. But whether Christians gave or Infidels gave has nothing to do with

the probability of the Jonah story or with the probability that the mark

on the dial went back ten degrees to prove that a little Jewish king was

not going to die of a boil. And if the Infidels are all stingy and the

Christians are all generous it does not even tend to prove that three

men were in a fiery furnace heated seven times hotter than was its wont

without even scorching their clothes.

The best college in this country--or, at least, for a long time the

best--was the institution founded by Ezra Cornell. That is a school

where people try to teach what they know instead of what they guess. Yet

Cornell University was attacked by every orthodox college in the United

States at the time it was founded, because they said it was without

religion.

Everybody knows that Christianity does not tend to generosity.

Christianity says: "Save your own soul, whether anybody else saves his

or not." Christianity says: "Let the great ship go down. You get into

the little life-boat of the gospel and paddle ashore, no matter what

becomes of the rest." Christianity says you must love God, or something

in the sky, better than you love your wife and children. And the

Christian, even when giving, expects to get a very large compound

interest in another world. The Infidel who gives, asks no return except

the joy that comes from relieving the wants of another.

Again the Christians, although they have built colleges, have built them

for the purpose of spreading their superstitions, and have poisoned the

minds of the world, while the Infidel teachers have filled the world

with light. Darwin did more for mankind than if he had built a thousand

hospitals. Voltaire did more than if he had built a thousand asylums for

the insane. He will prevent thousands from going insane that otherwise

might be driven into insanity by the "glad tidings of great joy."

Haeckel is filling the world with light.

I am perfectly willing that the results of the labors of Christians and

the labors of Infidels should be compared. Then let it be understood

that Infidels have been in this world but a very short time. A few years

ago there were hardly any. I can remember when I was the only Infidel in

the town where I lived. Give us time and we will build colleges in which

something will be taught that is of use. We hope to build temples that

will be dedicated to reason and common sense, and where every effort

will be made to reform mankind and make them better and better in this

world.

I am saying nothing against the charity of Christians; nothing against

any kindness or goodness. But I say the Christians, in my judgment, have

done more harm than they have done good. They may talk of the asylums

they have built, but they have not built asylums enough to hold the

people who have been driven insane by their teachings. Orthodox religion

has opposed liberty. It has opposed investigation and free thought. If

all the churches in Europe had been observatories, if the cathedrals had

been universities where facts were taught and where nature was studied,

if all the priests had been real teachers, this world would have been

far, far beyond what it is to-day.

There is an idea that Christianity is positive, and Infidelity is

negative. If this be so, then falsehood is positive and truth is

negative. What I contend is that Infidelity is a positive religion; that

Christianity is a negative religion. Christianity denies and Infidelity

admits. Infidelity stands by facts; it demonstrates by the conclusions

of the reason. Infidelity does all it can to develop the brain and the

heart of man. That is positive. Religion asks man to give up this

world for one he knows nothing about. That is negative. I stand by the

religion of reason. I stand by the dogmas of demonstration.

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