CONVERSION OF THE ARCH ATHEIST.

"Mr. Isaac Loveland, of Shoreham, desires us to insert the following:--

"November 27, 1886.

"Dear Mr. Loveland.--A day or two since, I received from Mr.

Hine the exhilarating intelligence that through his lectures on the

'Identity of the British Nation with Lost Israel,' in Canada and the

United States, that Col. Bob Ingersoll, the arch Atheist, has been

converted to Christianity, and has joined the Episcopal Church. Praise

the Lord!!! 5,000 of his followers _have been won for Christ_ through

Mr. Hine's grand mission work, the other side of the Atlantic. The

Colonel's cousin, the Rev. Mr. Ingersoll, wrote to Mr. Hine soon after

he began lecturing in America, informing him that his lectures had made

a great impression on the Colonel and other Atheists. I noted it at the

time in the Messenger. Bradlaugh will yet be converted; his brother has

been, and has joined a British Israel Identity Association. This is

progress, and shows what an energetic, determined man (like Mr. Hine),

who is earnest in his faith, can do.

"Very faithfully yours,

"H. HODSON RUGG.

"Grove-road, St. John's Wood, London."

How can we account for an article like that? Who made up this story? Who

had the impudence to publish it?

As a matter of fact, I never saw Mr. Hine, never heard of him until this

extract was received by me in the month of December. I never read a word

about the "Identity of Lost Israel with the British Nation." It is a

question in which I never had, and never expect to have, the slightest

possible interest.

Nothing can be more preposterous than that the Englishman in whose veins

can be found the blood of the Saxon, the Dane, the Norman, the Piet, the

Scot and the Celt, is the descendant of "Abraham, Isaac and Jacob." The

English language does not bear the remotest resemblance to the Hebrew,

and yet it is claimed by the Reverend Hod-son Rugg that not only myself,

but five thousand other Atheists, were converted by the Rev. Mr. Hine,

because of his theory that Englishmen and Americans are simply Jews in

disguise.

This letter, in my judgment, was published to be used by missionaries in

China, Japan, India and Africa.

If stories like this can be circulated about a living man, what may we

not expect concerning the dead who have opposed the church?

Countless falsehoods have been circulated about all the opponents of

superstition. Whoever attacks the popular falsehoods of his time will

find that a lie defends itself by telling other lies. Nothing is so

prolific, nothing can so multiply itself, nothing can lay and hatch as

many eggs, as a good, healthy, religious lie.

And nothing is more wonderful than the credulity of the believers in the

supernatural. They feel under a kind of obligation to believe everything

in favor of their religion, or against any form of what they are pleased

to call "Infidelity."

The old falsehoods about Voltaire, Paine, Hume, Julian, Diderot and

hundreds of others, grow green every spring. They are answered; they

are demonstrated to be without the slightest foundation; but they

rarely die. And when one does die there seems to be a kind of Caesarian

operation, so that in each instance although the mother dies the child

lives to undergo, if necessary, a like operation, leaving another child,

and sometimes two.

There are thousands and thousands of tongues ready to repeat what the

owners know to be false, and these lies are a part of the stock in

trade, the valuable assets, of superstition. No church can afford to

throw its property away. To admit that these stories are false now, is

to admit that the church has been busy lying for hundreds of years, and

it is also to admit that the word of the church is not and cannot be

taken as evidence of any fact.

A few years ago, I had a little controversy with the editor of the New

York _Observer_, the Rev. Irenaeus Prime, (who is now supposed to be

in heaven enjoying the bliss of seeing Infidels in hell), as to whether

Thomas Paine recanted his religious opinions. I offered to deposit a

thousand dollars for the benefit of a charity, if the reverend doctor

would substantiate the charge that Paine recanted. I forced the New York

_Observer_ to admit that Paine did not recant, and compelled that paper

to say that "Thomas Paine died a blaspheming Infidel."

A few months afterward an English paper was sent to me--a religious

paper--and in that paper was a statement to the effect that the editor

of the New York _Observer_ had claimed that Paine recanted; that I had

offered to give a thousand dollars to any charity that Mr. Prime might

select, if he would establish the fact that Paine did recant; and that

so overwhelming was the testimony brought forward by Mr. Prime, that I

admitted that Paine did recant, and paid the thousand dollars.

This is another instance of what might be called the truth of history.

I wrote to the editor of that paper, telling the exact facts, and

offering him advertising rates to publish the denial, and in addition,

stated that if he would send me a copy of his paper with the denial, I

would send him twenty-five dollars for his trouble. I received no reply,

and the lie is in all probability still on its travels, going from

Sunday school to Sunday school, from pulpit to pulpit, from hypocrite

to savage,--that is to say, from missionary to Hottentot--without the

slightest evidence of fatigue--fresh and strong, and in its cheeks the

roses and lilies of perfect health.

Some person, expecting to add another gem to his crown of glory, put

in circulation the story that one of my daughters had joined the

Presbyterian Church,--a story without the slightest foundation--and

although denied a hundred times, it is still being printed and

circulated for the edification of the faithful. Every few days I receive

some letter of inquiry as to this charge, and I have industriously

denied it for years, but up to the present time, it shows no signs of

death--not even of weakness.

Another religious gentleman put in print the charge that my son, having

been raised in the atmosphere of Infidelity, had become insane and died

in an asylum. Notwithstanding the fact that I never had a son, the story

still goes right on, and is repeated day after day without the semblance

of a blush.

Now, if all this is done while I am alive and well, and while I have all

the facilities of our century for spreading the denials, what will be

done after my lips are closed?

The mendacity of superstition is almost enough to make a man believe in

the supernatural.

And so I might go on for a hundred columns. Billions of falsehoods have

been told and there are trillions yet to come. The doctrines of Malthus

have nothing to do with this particular kind of reproduction.

"And there are also many other falsehoods which the church has told, the

which if they should be written every one, I suppose that even the world

itself could not contain the books that should be written."--The Truth

Seeker, New York, February, 19,1887.

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