WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.

IF I had the power to produce exactly what I want for next Christmas,

I would have all the kings and emperors resign and allow the people to

govern themselves.

I would have all the nobility drop their titles and give their lands

back to the people. I would have the Pope throw away his tiara, take off

his sacred vestments, and admit that he is not acting for God--is

not infallible--but is just an ordinary Italian. I would have all the

cardinals, archbishops, bishops, priests and clergymen admit that they

know nothing about theology, nothing about hell or heaven, nothing about

the destiny of the human race, nothing about devils or ghosts, gods

or angels. I would have them tell all their "flocks" to think for

themselves, to be manly men and womanly women, and to do all in their

power to increase the sum of human happiness.

I would have all the professors in colleges, all the teachers in schools

of every kind, including those in Sunday schools, agree that they would

teach only what they know, that they would not palm off guesses as

demonstrated truths.

I would like to see all the politicians changed to statesmen,--to men

who long to make their country great and free,--to men who care more for

public good than private gain--men who long to be of use.

I would like to see all the editors of papers and magazines agree to

print the truth and nothing but the truth, to avoid all slander and

misrepresentation, and to let the private affairs of the people alone.

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