II.

"And, being rich, my virtue then shall be

To say there is no vice but beggary."

Mr. B. did not believe in slavery. He despised the institution with

every drop of his blood, and was an advocate of universal freedom. He

held all the ideas of Mr. A. in supreme contempt, and frequently spent

whole evenings in denouncing the inhumanity and injustice of the whole

business. He even went so far as to contend that many of A.'s slaves had

more intelligence than A. himself, and that, whether they had

intelligence or not, they had the right to be free. He insisted that Mr.

A.'s philanthropy was a sham; that he never bought a human being for the

purpose of bettering that being's condition; that he went into the

business simply to make money for himself; and that his talk about his

slaves committing less crime than when they were free was simply to

justify the crime committed by himself in enslaving his fellow-men.

Mr. B. was a manufacturer, and he employeed some five or six thousand

men. He used to say that these men were not forced to work for him; that

they were at perfect liberty to accept or reject the terms; that, so far

as he was concerned, he would just as soon commit larceny or robbery as

to force a man to work for him. "Every laborer under my roof," he used

to say, "is as free to choose as I am."

Mr B. believed in absolutely free trade; thought it an outrage to

interfere with the free interplay of forces; said that every man should

buy, or at least have the privilege of buying, where he could buy

cheapest, and should have the privilege of selling where he could get

the most. He insisted that a man who has labor to sell has the right to

sell it to the best advantage, and that the purchaser has the right to

buy it at the lowest price. He did not enslave men--he hired them. Some

said that he took advantage of their necessities; but he answered

that he created no necessities, that he was not responsible for their

condition, that he did not make them poor, that he found them poor and

gave them work, and gave them the same wages that he could employ others

for. He insisted that he was absolutely just to all; he did not give one

man more than another, and he never refused to employ a man on account

of the man's religion or politics; all that he did was simply to employ

that man if the man wished to be employed, and give him the wages, no

more and no less, that some other man of like capacity was willing to

work for.

Mr. B. also said that the price of the article manufactured by him

fixed the wages of the persons employed, and that he, Mr. B., was not

responsible for the price of the article he manufactured; consequently

he was not responsible for the wages of the workmen. He agreed to pay

them a certain price, he taking the risk of selling his articles, and he

paid them regularly just on the day he agreed to pay them, and if they

were not satisfied with the wages, they were at perfect liberty to

leave. One of his private sayings was: "The poor ye have always with

you." And from this he argued that some men were made poor so that

others could be generous. "Take poverty and suffering from the world,"

he said, "and you destroy sympathy and generosity."

Mr. B. made a large amount of money. Many of his workmen complained

that their wages did not allow them to live in comfort. Many had large

families, and therefore but little to eat. Some of them lived in crowded

rooms. Many of the children were carried off by disease; but Mr. B. took

the ground that all these people had the right to go, that he did not

force them to remain, that if they were not healthy it was not his

fault, and that whenever it pleased Providence to remove a child, or one

of the parents, he, Mr. B., was not responsible.

Mr. B. insisted that many of his workmen were extravagant; that they

bought things that they did not need; that they wasted in beer and

tobacco, money that they should save for funerals; that many of them

visited places of amusement when they should have been thinking about

death, and that others bought toys to please the children when

they hardly had bread enough to eat. He felt that he was in no way

accountable for this extravagance, nor for the fact that their wages did

not give them the necessaries of life, because he not only gave them the

same wages that other manufacturers gave, but the same wages that other

workmen were willing to work for.

Mr. B. said,--and he always said this as though it ended the

argument,--and he generally stood up to say it: "The great law of supply

and demand is of divine origin; it is the only law that will work in

all possible or conceivable cases; and this law fixes the price of all

labor, and from it there is no appeal. If people are not satisfied

with the operation of the law, then let them make a new world for

themselves."

Some of Mr. B.'s friends reported that on several occasions, forgetting

what he had said on others, he did declare that his confidence was

somewhat weakened in the law of supply and demand; but this was only

when there seemed to be an over-production of the things he was engaged

in manufacturing, and at such times he seemed to doubt the absolute

equity of the great law.

Mr. B. made even a larger fortune than Mr. A., because when his workmen

got old he did not have to care for them, when they were sick he paid no

doctors, and when their children died he bought no coffins. In this way

he was relieved of a large part of the expenses that had to be borne by

Mr. A. When his workmen became too old, they were sent to the poorhouse;

when they were sick, they were assisted by charitable societies; and

when they died, they were buried by pity.

In a few years Mr. B. was the owner of many millions. He also considered

himself as one of God's stewards; felt that Providence had given him the

intelligence to combine interests, to carry out great schemes, and

that he was specially raised up to give employment to many thousands

of people. He often regretted that he could do no more for his laborers

without lessening his own profits, or, rather, without lessening his

fund for the blessing of mankind--the blessing to begin immediately

after his death. He was so anxious to be the providence of posterity

that he was sometimes almost heartless in his dealings with

contemporaries. He felt that it was necessary for him to be economical,

to save every dollar that he could, because in this way he could

increase the fund that was finally to bless mankind. He also felt that

in this way he could lay the foundations of a permanent fame--that

he could build, through his executors, an asylum to be called the "B.

Asylum," that he could fill a building with books to be called the

"B. Library," and that he could also build and endow an institution of

learning to be called the "B. College," and that, in addition, a

large amount of money could be given for the purpose of civilizing the

citizens of less fortunate countries, to the end that they might become

imbued with that spirit of combination and manufacture that results in

putting large fortunes in the hands of those who have been selected by

Providence, on account of their talents, to make a better distribution

of wealth than those who earned it could have done.

Mr. B. spent many thousands of dollars to procure such legislation as

would protect him from foreign competition. He did not believe the law

of supply and demand would work when interfered with by manufacturers

living in other countries.

Mr. B., like Mr. A., was a man of judgment. He had what is called a

level head, was not easily turned aside from his purpose, and felt that

he was in accord with the general sentiment of his time. By his own

exertions he rose from poverty to wealth. He was born in a hut and died

in a palace. He was a patron of art and enriched his walls with the

works of the masters. He insisted that others could and should follow

his example. For those who failed or refused he had no sympathy. He

accounted for their poverty and wretchedness by saying: "These paupers

have only themselves to blame." He died without ever having lost a

dollar. His funeral was magnificent, and clergymen vied with each other

in laudations of the dead. Over his dust rises a monument of marble with

the words:

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