MONSIEUR JOSEPH.

On the day that I left hospital, with a month's sick leave in hand, I

went to dine at my favourite Soho restaurant, the Mazarin, which I

always liked because it provided an excellent meal for an extremely

modest sum. But this evening my steps turned towards the old place

because I wanted a word with Monsieur Joseph, the head-waiter.

I found him the same genial soul as ever, though a shade stouter perhaps

and greyer at the temples, and I flatter myself that it was with a smile

of genuine pleasure that he led me to my old table in a corner of the

room.

When the crowd of diners had thinned he came to me for a chat.

"It is indeed a pleasure to see M'sieur after so long a time," said he,

"for, alas, there are so many others of our old clients who will not

ever return."

I told him that I too was glad to be sitting in the comparative quiet of

the Mazarin, and asked him how he fared.

Joseph smiled. "I 'ave a surprise for M'sieur," he said--"yes, a great

surprise. There are ten, fifteen years that I work in thees place, and

in four more weeks _le patron_ will retire and I become the proprietor.

Oh, it is bee-utiful," he continued, clasping his hands rapturously, "to

think that in so leetle time I, who came to London a poor waiter, shall

be _patron_ of one of its finest restaurants."

I offered him my warmest congratulations. If ever a man deserved success

it was he, and it was good to see the look of pleasure on his face as I

told him so.

"And now," said I presently, "I also have a surprise for you, Joseph."

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