CHAPTER VIII.

In those days--_temporibus illis_, as the historians of long-forgotten

centuries say--there used to be a very general exodus of the English

colony at Florence to the baths of Lucca during the summer months.

Almost all Italians, who can in anywise afford to do so, leave the

great cities nowadays for the seaside, even as those do who have

preceded them in the path of modern luxurious living. But at the time

of which I am writing the Florentines who did so were few, and almost

confined to that inner circle of the fashionable world which partly

lived with foreigners, and had adopted in many respects their modes

and habits. Those Italians, however, who did leave their Florence

homes in the summer, went almost all of them to Leghorn. The baths of

Lucca were an especially and almost exclusively English resort.

It was possible to induce the _vetturini_ who supplied carriages and

horses for the purpose, to do the journey to the baths in one day, but

it was a very long day, and it was necessary to get fresh horses

at Lucca. There was no good sleeping-place between Florence and

Lucca--nor indeed is there such now--and the journey from the capital

of Tuscany to that of the little Duchy of Lucca, now done by rail in

less than two hours, was quite enough for a _vetturino's_ pair of

horses. And when Lucca was reached there were still fourteen miles,

nearly all collar work, between that and the baths, so that the plan

more generally preferred was to sleep at Lucca.

The baths (well known to the ancient Romans, of course, as what warm

springs throughout Europe were not?) consisted of three settlements,

or groups of houses--as they do still, for I revisited the

well-remembered place two or three years ago. There was the "Ponte," a

considerable village gathered round the lower bridge over the Lima, at

which travellers from Florence first arrived. Here were the

assembly rooms, the reading room, the principal baths, _and_ the

gaming-tables--for in those pleasant wicked days the remote little

Lucca baths were little better than Baden subsequently and Monte Carlo

now. Only we never, to the best of my memory, suicided ourselves,

though it might happen occasionally, that some innkeeper lost the

money which ought to have gone to him, because "the bank" had got hold

of it first.

Then secondly there was the "Villa," about a mile higher up the lovely

little valley of the Lima, so called because the Duke's villa was

situated there. The Villa had more the pretension--a very little

more--of looking something like a little bit of town. At least it had

its one street paved. The ducal villa was among the woods immediately

above it.

The third little group of buildings and lodging-houses was called the

"Bagni Caldi." The hotter, and, I fancy, the original springs were

there, and it was altogether more retired and countrified, nestling

closely among the chesnut woods. The whole surrounding country indeed

is one great chesnut forest, and the various little villages, most of

them picturesque in the highest degree, which crown the summits of the

surrounding hills, are all of them closely hedged in by the chesnut

woods, which clothe the slopes to the top. These villages burrow in

what they live on like mice in a cheese, for many of the inhabitants

never taste any other than chesnut flour bread from year's end to

year's end.

The inhabitants of these hills, and indeed those of the duchy

generally, have throughout Italy the reputation of being morally about

the best population in the peninsula. Servants from the Lucchese, and

especially from the district I am here speaking of, were, and are

still, I believe, much prized. Lucca, as many readers will remember,

enjoys among all the descriptive epithets popularly given to the

different cities of Italy, that of _Lucca la industriosa_.

To us migratory English those singularly picturesque villages which

capped all the hills, and were reached by curiously ancient paved mule

paths zig-sagging up among the chesnut woods, seemed to have been

created solely for artistic and picnic purposes. The Saturnian nature

of the life lived in them may be conceived from the information once

given me by the inhabitants of one of these mountain settlements in

reply to some inquiry about the time of day, that it was always noon

there when the priest was ready for his dinner.

Such were the summer quarters of the English Florentine colony,

_temporibus illis_. There used to be, I remember, a somewhat amusingly

distinctive character attributed, of course in a general way subject

to exceptions, to the different groups of the English rusticating

world, according to the selection of their quarters in either of the

above three little settlements. The "gay" world preferred the "Ponte,"

where the gaming-tables and ballrooms were. The more strictly "proper"

people went to live at the "Villa," where the English Church service

was performed. The invalid portion of the society, or those who wished

quiet, and especially economy, sought the "Bagni Caldi."

In a general way we all desired economy, and found it. The price at

the many hotels was nine pauls a day for board and lodging, including

Tuscan wine, and was as much a fixed and invariable matter as a penny

for a penny bun. Those who wanted other wine generally brought it with

them, by virtue of a ducal ordinance which specially exempted from

duty all wine brought by English visitors to the Baths.

I dare say, if I were to pass a summer there now, I should find the

atmosphere damp, or the wine sour, or the bread heavy, or the society

heavier, or indulge in some such unreasonable and unseasonable

grumbles as the near neighbourhood of four-score years is apt to

inspire one with; but I used to find it amazingly pleasant once upon

a time. It is a singular fact, which the remembrance of those days

suggests to me, and which I recommend to the attention of Mr. Galton

and his co-investigators, that the girls were prettier then than they

are in these days, or that there were more of them! The stupid

people, who are always discovering subjective reasons for objective

observations, are as impertinent as stupid!

The Duke of Lucca used to do his utmost to make the baths attractive

and agreeable. There is no Duke of Lucca now, as all the world knows.

The Congress of Vienna put an end to him by ordaining that, when the

ducal throne of Parma should become vacant, the reigning Duke of Lucca

should succeed to it, while his duchy of Lucca should be united to

Florence. This change took place while I was still a Florentine.

The Duke of Lucca would none of the new dukedom proposed to him. He

abdicated, and his son became Duke of Parma. This son was, in truth, a

great ne'er-do-well, and very shortly got murdered in the streets of

his new capital by an offended husband.

The change was most unwelcome to Lucca, and especially to the baths,

which had thriven and prospered under the fostering care of the old

Duke. He used to pass every summer there, and give constant very

pleasant, but very little royal, balls at his villa. The Tuscan

satirist Giusti, in the celebrated little poem in which he

characterises the different reigning sovereigns in the peninsula,

calls him the Protestant Don Giovanni, and says that in the roll of

tyrants he is neither fish nor flesh.

Of the first two epithets I take it he deserved the second more than

the first. His Protestantising tendencies might, I think, have been

more accurately described as non-Catholicising. But people are

very apt to judge in this matter after the fashion of the would-be

dramatist, who, on being assured that he had no genius for tragedy,

concluded that he must therefore have one for comedy. The Duke's

Protestantism, I suspect, limited itself to, and showed itself in, his

dislike and resistance to being bothered by the rulers of neighbouring

states into bothering anybody else about their religious opinions. As

for his place in the "roll of tyrants," he was always accused of (or

praised for) liberalising ideas and tendencies, which would in those

days have very soon put an end to him and his tiny duchy, if he had

attempted to govern it in accordance with them. As matters were, his

"policy," I take it, was pretty well confined to the endeavour to make

his sovereignty as little troublesome to himself or anybody else as

possible. His subjects were _very_ lightly taxed, for his private

property rendered him perfectly independent of them as regarded his

own personal expenditure.

The "gayer" part of our little world at the baths used, as I have

said, more especially to congregate at the "Ponte," and the more

"proper" portion at the "Villa," for, as I have also said, the English

Church service was performed there, in a hired room, as I remember,

when I first went there. But a church was already in process of being

built, mainly by the exertions of a lady, who assuredly cannot be

forgotten by any one who ever knew the Baths in those days, or for

many years afterwards--Mrs. Stisted. Unlike the rest of the world she

lived neither at the "Ponte," nor at the "Villa," nor at the "Bagni

Caldi," but at "The Cottage," a little habitation on the bank of the

stream about half-way between the "Ponte" and the "Villa." Also unlike

all the rest of the world she lived there permanently, for the place

was her own, or rather the property of her husband, Colonel Stisted.

He was a long, lean, grey, faded, exceedingly mild, and perfectly

gentlemanlike old man; but she was one of the queerest people my

roving life has ever made me acquainted with.

She was the Queen of the Baths. On one occasion at the ducal villa,

his Highness, who spoke English perfectly, said as she entered the

room, "Here comes the Queen of the Baths!" "He calls me his Queen,"

said she, turning to the surrounding circle with a magnificent wave of

the hand and delightedly complacent smile. It was not exactly _that_

that the Duke had said, but he was immensely amused, as were we all,

for some days afterwards.

She was a stout old lady, with large rubicund face and big blue eyes,

surrounded by very abundant grey curls. She used to play, or profess

to play, the harp, and adopted, as she explained, a costume for the

purpose. This consisted of a loose, flowing garment, much like a

muslin surplice, which fell back and allowed the arm to be seen when

raised for performance on her favourite instrument. The arm probably

was, or had once been, a handsome one. The large grey head, and

the large blue eyes, and the drooping curls, were also raised

simultaneously, and the player looked singularly like the picture of

King David similarly employed, which I have seen as a frontispiece in

an old-fashioned prayer-book. But the specialty of the performance was

that, as all present always said, no sound whatever was heard to issue

from the instrument! "Attitude is everything," as we have heard in

connection with other matters; but with dear old Mrs. Stisted at her

harp it was absolutely and literally so to the exclusion of all else!

She and the good old colonel--he _was_ a truly good and benevolent

man, and, indeed, I believe she was a good and charitable woman,

despite her manifold absurdities and eccentricities--used to drive out

in the evening among her subjects--_her_ subjects, for neither I

nor anybody else ever heard him called King of the Baths!--in an

old-fashioned, very shabby and very high-hung phaeton, sometimes with

her niece Charlotte--an excellent creature and universal favourite--by

her side, and the colonel on the seat behind, ready to offer the

hospitality of the place by his side to any mortal so favoured by the

queen as to have received such an invitation.

The poor dear old colonel used to play the violoncello, and did at

least draw some more or less exquisite sounds from it. But one winter

they paid a visit to Rome, and the old man died there. She wished, in

accordance doubtless with his desire, to bring back his body to be

buried in the place they had inhabited for so many years, and with

which their names were so indissolubly entwined in the memory of all

who knew them--which means all the generations of nomad frequenters of

the Baths for many, many years. The Protestant burial-ground also was

recognised as _quasi_ hers, for it is attached to the church which she

was mainly instrumental in building. The colonel's body therefore was

to be brought back from Rome to be buried at Lucca Baths.

But such an enterprise was not the simplest or easiest thing in the

world. There were official difficulties in the way, ecclesiastical

difficulties and custom-house difficulties of all sorts. Where there

is a will, however, there is a way. But the way which the determined

will of the Queen of the Baths discovered for itself upon this

occasion was one which would probably have occurred to few people in

the world save herself. She hired a _vetturino_, and told him that he

was to convey a servant of hers to the baths of Lucca, who would be

in charge of goods which would occupy the entire interior of the

carriage. She then obtained, what was often accorded without much

difficulty in those days, from both the Pontifical and the Tuscan

Governments, a _lascia passare_ for the contents of the carriage as

_bonâ fide roba usata_--"used up, or second-hand goods." And under

this denomination the poor old colonel, packed in the carriage

together with his beloved violoncello, passed the gates of Rome and

the Tuscan frontier, and arrived safely at the place of his latest

destination. The servant who was employed to conduct this singular

operation did not above half like the job entrusted to him, and used

to tell afterwards how he was frightened out of his wits, and the

driver exceedingly astonished, by a sudden _pom-m-m_ from the interior

of the carriage, caused by the breaking, in consequence of some

atmospheric change, of one of the strings of the violoncello.

Malicious people used to say that the Queen of the Baths was innocent

of all deception as regarded the custom-house officials; for that

if any article was ever honestly described as _roba usata_, the old

colonel might be so designated.

The queen herself shortly followed (by another conveyance), and was

present at the interment, on which occasion she much impressed the

population by causing a superb crimson chair to be placed at the head

of the grave, in order that she might be present without standing

during the service. The chair was well known, because the queen, both

at the Baths and at Florence, was in the habit of sending it about

to the houses at which she visited, since she preferred doing so to

incurring the risk of the less satisfactory accommodation her friends

might offer her!

If space and the reader's patience would allow of it, I might gossip

on of many more reminiscences of the baths of Lucca, all pleasant or

laughable. But I must conclude by the story of a tragedy, which I will

tell, because it is, in many respects, curiously characteristic of the

time and place.

The Duke, who, as I have said, spoke English perfectly well, was

fond of surrounding himself with foreign, and specially English,

dependents. He had at the time of which I am speaking, two English--or

rather, one English and one Irish--chamberlains, and a third, who,

though a German, was, from having married an Englishwoman, and

habitually speaking English, and living with Englishmen, much the

same, at least to the Duke, as an Englishman. The Englishman was a

young man; the German an older man, and the father of a family. And

both were good, upright, and honourable men; both long since gone over

to the majority.

The Irishman, also a young man, was a bad fellow; but he was an

especial favourite with the Duke, who was strongly attached to him. It

is not necessary to print his name. He has gone to his account. But it

might nevertheless happen that the printing of my story with his name

in these pages might still give pain to somebody.

There was also that year an extremely handsome and attractive lady, a

widow, at the Baths. I will not give her name either. For though there

was no sort of blame or discredit of any kind attached or attachable

to her from any part of my story, as she is, I believe, still living,

and as the memory of that time cannot but be a painful one to her, it

is as well to suppress it. The lady, as I have said, was handsome and

young, and of course all the young fellows who got a chance flirted

with her--_en tout bien tout honneur_. But the Irish chamberlain

attached himself to her, not with any but perfectly avowable

intentions, but more seriously than the other youngsters, and with an

altogether serious eye to her very comfortable dower.

Now during that same summer there was at the Baths Mr. Plowden, the

banker from Rome. He was then a young man; he has recently died an

old one in the Eternal City. His name I mention in telling my story

because much blame was cast upon him at the time by people in Rome, in

Florence, and at the Baths, who did not know the facts as entirely and

accurately as I knew them; and I am able here to declare publicly what

I have often declared privately, that he behaved well and blamelessly

in the whole matter.

And probably, though I have no distinct recollection that it was so,

Plowden may have also been smitten by the lady. Now, whether the

Irishman imagined that the young banker was his most formidable rival,

or whether there may have been some previous cause of ill-will between

the two men, I cannot say, but so it was that the chamberlain sent

a challenge to the banker. The latter declined to accept it on the

ground that he _was_ a banker and not a fighting man, and that his

business position would have been materially injured by his fighting a

duel. The Irishman might have made the most of this triumph, such as

it was. But he was not content with doing so, and lost none of the

opportunities, which the social habits of such a place daily afforded

him, for insulting and outraging his enemy. And he was continually

boasting to his friends that before the end of the season he would

compel him to come out and be shot at.

And before the end of the season came, his persistent efforts were

crowned with success. Plowden finding his life altogether intolerable

under the harrow of the bully's insolence, at length one day

challenged _him_. Then arose the question of the locality where the

duel was to take place. The laws of the duchy were very strict against

duelling, and the Duke himself was personally strongly opposed to it.

In the case of his own favourite chamberlain, too, his displeasure

was likely to be extreme. But in the neighbourhood of the Baths the

frontier line which divides the Duchy of Modena from that of Lucca is

a very irregular and intricate one. A little below the "Ponte" at the

Baths, the Lima falls into the Serchio, and the upper valley of the

latter river is of a very romantic and beautiful character. Now we

all knew that hereabouts there were portions of Modenese territory

interpenetrating that of the Duchy of Lucca, but none of us knew the

exact line of the boundary. And the favourite chamberlain, with true

Irish impudence, undertook to obtain exact information from the Duke

himself.

There was a ball that night, at which the whole of the society were

present, and, strange as It may seem, I do not think there was a man

there who did not know that the duel was to be fought on the morrow,

except the Duke himself. Many of the women even knew it perfectly

well. The chamberlain getting the Duke into conversation on the

subject of the frontier, learned from him that a certain highly

romantic gorge, opening out from the valley of the Serchio, and called

Turrite Cava, which he pretended to take an interest in as a place

fitted for a picnic, was within the Modenese frontier.

All was arranged, therefore, for the meeting with pistols on the

following morning; and the combatants proceeded to the spot fixed on,

some five or six miles, I think, from the Baths. Plowden, who, as a

sedate business man was less intimate with the generality of the young

men at the Baths, was accompanied only by his second; his adversary

was attended by a whole cohort of acquaintances--really far more after

the fashion of a party going to a picnic, or some other party of

pleasure, than in the usual guise of men bent on such an errand.

Plowden had never fired a pistol in his life, and knew about as much

of the management of one as an archbishop. The other was an old

duellist, and a practised performer with the weapon. All this was

perfectly well known, and the young men around the Irishman were

earnest with him during their drive to the ground not to take his

adversary's life, beseeching him to remember how heavy a load on his

mind would such a deed be during the whole future of his own. Not a

soul of the whole society of the Baths, who by this time knew what

was going on to a man, and almost to a woman (my mother, it may be

observed, had not been at the ball, and knew nothing about it),

doubted that Plowden was going out to be shot as certainly as a

bullock goes into the slaughter house to be killed.

The Irishman, in reply to all the exhortations of his companions,

jauntily told them not to distress themselves; he had no intention of

killing the fellow, but would content himself with "winging" him. He

would have his right arm off as surely as he now had it on!

In the midst of all this the men were put up. At the first shot the

Irishman's well-directed bullet whistled close to Plowden's head, but

the random shot of the latter struck his adversary full in the groin!

He was hastily carried to a little _osteria_, which stood (and still

stands) by the side of the road which runs up the valley of the

Serchio, at no great distance from the mouth of the Turrite Cava

gorge. There was a young medical man among those gathered there, who

shook his head over the victim, but did not, I thought, seem very well

up to dealing with the case.

One of my mother's earliest and most intimate friends at Florence

was a Lady Sevestre, who was then at the Baths with her husband, Sir

Thomas Sevestre, an old Indian army surgeon. He was a very old man,

and was not much known to the younger society of the place. But it

struck me that _he_ was the man for the occasion. So I rushed off to

the Baths in one of the _bagherini_ (as the little light gigs of the

country are called) which had conveyed the parties to the ground, and

knocked up Sir Thomas. Of course all the story came new to him, and

he was very much inclined to wash his hands of it. But on my

representations that a life was at stake, his old professional habits

prevailed, and he agreed to go back with me to Turrite Cava.

But no persuasions could induce him to trust himself to a _bagherino_.

And truly it would have shaken the old man well-nigh to pieces. There

was no other carriage to be had in a hurry. And at last he allowed me

to get an arm-chair rigged with a couple of poles for bearers, and

placed himself in it--not before he had taken the precaution of

slinging a bottle of pale ale to either pole of his equipage. He wore

a very wide-brimmed straw hat, a suit of professional black, and

carried a large white sunshade. And thus accoutred, and accompanied

by four stalwart bearers, he started, while I ran by the side of the

chair, as queer-looking a party as can well be imagined. I can see it

all now; and should have been highly amused at the time had I not very

strongly suspected that I was taking him to the bedside of a dying

man.

And when he reached his patient, a very few minutes sufficed for the

old surgeon to pronounce the case an absolutely hopeless one. After a

few hours of agony, the bully, who had insisted on bringing this fate

on himself, died that same afternoon.

Then came the question who was to tell the Duke. Who it was that

undertook that disagreeable but necessary task, I forget. But the

Duke came out to the little _osteria_ immediately on hearing of the

catastrophe; also the English clergyman officiating at the Baths came

out. And the scene in that large, nearly bare, upper chamber of the

little inn was a strange one. The clergyman began praying by the dying

man's bedside, while the numerous assemblage in the room all kneeled,

and the Duke kneeled with them, interrupting the prayers with his sobs

after the uncontrolled fashion of the Italians.

He was very, very angry. But in unblushing defiance of all equity and

reason, his anger turned wholly against Plowden, who, of course, had

placed himself out of the small potentate's reach within a very

few minutes after the catastrophe. But the Duke strove by personal

application to induce the Grand Duke of Tuscany to banish Plowden

from his dominions, which, to the young banker, one branch of whose

business was at Florence and one at Rome, would have been a very

serious matter. But this, poor old _ciuco_, more just and reasonable

in this case than his brother potentate, the Protestant Don Giovanni

of Lucca, refused to do.

So our pleasant time at the Baths, for that season at least, ended

tragically enough; and whenever I have since visited that singularly

romantic glen of Turrite Cava, its deep rock-sheltered shadows have

been peopled for me by the actors in that day's bloody work.

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