"We can't, and we don't need to. We spent that first summer building

this house, making garden, gathering berries, drying fish, hunting and

getting ready for the winter. Almost all our wants are supplied right

here. From the middle of April till the middle of October we don't see

a human being, except now and then an Indian, or a stray prospector."

"What a lonesome life!" I exclaimed.

"Now, Doctor, I know you don't mean that," protested Nina. "Why, this

is the most companionable place in the world. It is full of friendly

creatures. The winter before I was married I spent three months in

San Francisco. I nearly died, I was so lonely and homesick. I'd meet

thousands of people on the streets every day, and not get a word or

smile from one of them. I wouldn't give my little 'Red' for the whole

crowd."

"Who's Red?" I asked.

Nina leaned forward and made a squeaking noise with her lips. Instantly

a little furry creature of a bright scarlet color, with a short tail,

jumped out of a box in the corner, ran to her and up her hand and arm

to her shoulder and then down to her knee, where he stood stiffly erect

like a soldier at attention. He was so quick and comical in his motions

and so full of tricks that he kept us laughing.

"I had three Reds," explained Nina, "but a weasel got two of them

before I got the weasel. I have had many other pets besides the

wood-mice. There isn't a creature in all the forest that would do me

harm unless I hurt it first. And I don't have a grudge against any of

them, except the hawks and owls that come after my chickens."

The most striking feature about the cabin, however, was the abundance

and variety of furs and other trophies of the chase. Adorning and

almost covering one end of the room was an enormous moose head. At the

other end was a wonderful caribou head. Over the windows were beautiful

heads of the white mountain sheep, the bighorn of the Northwest.

But the pelts! Great bunches of mink, marten, fisher, otter, muskrat

and beaver; scores of red fox, with here and there a priceless black or

silver fox; lynx, wolf, wolverine and black bear.

"We have four lines of traps, each five miles long," explained Nina;

"and Joe and I each take two lines every other day, spending the

alternate days caring for the skins. We are making bear traps now,

getting ready for Bruin when he comes out of his den. We have about

four thousand dollars' worth of furs caught this winter, and we'll make

it five before warm weather."

But the most imposing objects of all in the cabin were two tremendous

rugs--the skins of the _ursus gigas_ or Kodiak bear--the largest of

existing carnivorous mammals. Joe had learned something of taxidermy,

and the heads were nicely preserved, the big teeth and claws showing,

the skins being lined with red blankets. The largest of these rugs was

over twelve feet long, the distance from nose to tail over ten feet,

the lateral spread being almost as great. The fur was a rich brown in

color, deep, thick and soft.

At my exclamation of wonder and admiration, Joe began eagerly to tell

me the story of the rugs; but his wife stopped him.

"Better wait till after supper, Joe," she said.

Ah, that supper! The supreme physical pleasure of it lingers in my

memory still. Moose soup with potatoes, turnips, carrots and onions

from their garden in it; fresh grayling, caught in the fall and frozen;

ruffed grouse pie; roast mountain sheep--the best meat that grows;

omelet made of eggs laid that day; moose-nose cheese, delicately

pickled; fine sour-dough bread with raspberry jam and currant jelly;

pie made of fresh blueberries, the berries having been picked in the

fall and preserved by the simple process of pouring water on them and

letting them freeze. All of these viands, except the bread, being the

products of Nina's labor or marksmanship, made them doubly sweet. Where

else in the world could you get a meal like that--or the appetite to

devour it all?

"Well," began Joe, when, sated, I lay back in the easy-chair curiously

fashioned of moose horns, while the young couple washed the dishes,

"I'm mighty proud of them rugs. They're Nina's, both of 'em, and I

reckon there's no other girl in the world would of tackled the job she

did, and got away with it. It scares me every time I think of it, and I

don't know whether I'd oughter scold her or pet her up."

"Nonsense!" protested his wife; "you know you'd have done exactly as I

did if you'd been here."

"Maybe I would," he retorted, "but I wouldn't of let _you_ take that

risk."

[Illustration: Five Kodiak Bears

The bear to the right is twice the size of a Grizzly]

"It was the first of last November," he resumed. "I'd taken the two

sleds and all the dogs, as soon as I thought the ice was strong enough,

and I'd gone two hundred miles to the store at Ophir to lay in our

winter's outfit. The ice towards the coast wasn't strong enough to make

safe mushin', and Nina was all alone here for more'n three weeks. I

knowed she would make the reg'lar round of the traps and keep things

goin' just as usual. She's never learned to be afraid--that girl.

"Well, one mornin' she was gettin' breakfast, when she heard a little

noise outside. She opened the door, and there, within twenty-five feet

of her, were three big Kodiak bears. Two of them stood up on their hin'

feet when she opened the door, while the other kept smellin' around for

grub."

"Goodness, Nina!" I exclaimed. "What was your first thought when you

saw the big brutes so close?"

"Well," she answered, smiling, "my first thought was, 'What beautiful

rugs those are on the backs of the bears! I want those rugs.'"

"Yes," Joe went on, "and so she stepped slowly back, inch by inch

into the house, and softly closed the door so as not to _scare_ the

bears--they as big as a house and her such a leetle mite of a thing.

She took down that 30-40 Winchester, there, and filled the magazine

full (it chambers ten); and then she done a plumb foolish thing. I know

darned well what I'd 'a' done. I'd 'a' poked the moss out between the

logs, there, and stuck my rifle through and had some 'vantage."

"What did Nina do?" I asked.

"Why, she threw the door wide open and stepped right out in front of

it. Up came all three bears, this time, on their hind feet. Nina's

lightnin' on the snap shot, and before the big he-bear was straightened

up he got it right between the eyes. Down he tumbled, and the other two

was out of sight around the kennel there before she could throw another

shell into the gun and aim." Joe pointed to a log dog-house about two

rods in front of the door.

"Nina raced pell-mell past the kennel to get another shot, and there

she saw the big she-bear, standin' up behind the dog-house, awaitin'

for her, not a gun's length away. Nina swung around and fired

pointblank into the bear's breast. It went down on all-fours and

came for her with open mouth. There was nothing for it but to keep on

shootin'. She worked the lever of her gun mighty fast. She put five

bullets into the beast before she quieted it. She never saw the third

bear again."

"Why, Nina!" I cried, as soon as I could get my breath. "You foolish

child! Your escape was miraculous! It frightens me to hear Joe tell of

it. Weren't you dreadfully scared when you saw that great brute jump at

you like that?"

"Oh, no," laughed the girl. "I was too busy to get scared. But I was

awfully provoked because the other one got away."

Other details of Nina's great adventure followed--how it took her

three days to skin the two bears, she having to climb a tree to adjust

the block and tackle so as to move the heavy carcases; and how Joe

"blubbered" when he got home and saw them, and knew the peril his

beloved had encountered.

Nina is an exceptional woman, but still she is truly a type. There

is something in "that great, big, broad land, way up yonder," that

stiffens the moral fiber, enlarges the spirit and makes the people

unafraid. The white settlers of Alaska, while by no means all saints,

are as a class the strongest, bravest and most resourceful people I

know. I have not heard from my brave little chum for several years. I

presume she is still living her joyous, fearless, Christian life in

what John Muir used to call my "beautiful, fruitful wilderness." Here's

to her; God bless her!

VIII

THE ABSURD WALRUS

Lewis Carroll's famous lines about the Walrus and the Carpenter will

always hold their place at the very top of humorous poems. For besides

being funny they have a quality of truth which the careless reader

little suspects:

"The time has come," the walrus said,

"To talk of many things,

Of shoes and ships and sealing wax,

Of cabbages and kings;

And why the sea is boiling hot,

And whether pigs have wings."

The very few men who have been acquainted with the walrus in his native

haunts know that the author of "Alice in Wonderland" in these verses

"hits the nail on the head," and, perhaps unwittingly, gives an insight

into the true character of the walrus as the most inconsistent,

grotesque and absurd of all beasts.

It was my good fortune the summer of 1913 to be one of a company of six

hunters on board the three-masted power schooner, _P. J. Abler_, which

sailed along the Alaskan and Siberian coasts for six thousand miles and

pounded its way northward into the Arctic ice-pack to within sixteen

degrees of the Pole.

The ship itself was of unusual pattern. Her owner called her the

_Mudhen_. Her three masts stood stiff and straight in a row and were

the same height. Her lines were not particularly elegant, and her

small engine could only push her through calm seas at the rate of five

miles an hour. But she was a comfortable ship and had one quality in

particular which overbalanced all the drawbacks and made her the boat

for us--she was built for "bucking ice." She had extra heavy timbers,

especially about her bow. In spite of her slowness, she was an ideal

craft for venturing into Arctic ice-floes. She would come at a good

speed, bow on, against a huge berg and bring up with a jar that would

shake her as a rat shaken by a terrier, and send your plate of polar

bear meat into your lap. Then she would recover from her backward

bounce and calmly proceed on her way undented and unharmed. Mr. Scull

of Philadelphia, who has sailed the world over, could never get used

to bumping the ice. He and I would be bent over the chess board,

absorbed in a difficult situation, when--bang! would go the schooner

against the ice, and recoil, trembling like a hound. I would grab for

the tottering chessmen, while Scull would jump right into the air with

his hair standing straight up on each side of his bald pate like the

ears of a horned owl. He would rush frantically out of the cabin door,

lean far over the vessel's side, train his big eye-glasses on the

ship's bow and watch for signs of her filling. Then he would come back

muttering strange words in any of the five or six languages of which

he is the master, and resume his study of the game, only to repeat

the performance at the next bump. "Oh!" he would say, "it hurts me

more than it hurts the ship"; which was undoubtedly true. I always had

better luck in chess with Scull when we were bucking ice.

The personnel of our party was like some landscapes, varied and

interesting. The commander of the expedition and its manager, was

Captain Kleinschmidt, sailor, miner, hunter, author and moving-picture

man. He chartered the _Abler_ and hired her crew, who were as

cosmopolitan as it is possible for crew to be--the captain, a Swede;

the mate, a Dane; the engineers (brothers) German-Americans; the cook,

a "Jap"; the crew composed of one American, one Russian and five

Eskimos. There were two taxidermists to take care of the birdskins,

bugs, mammals, etc., collected.

Of the four hunters, who, with Captain Kleinschmidt, financed the

expedition, three were from Philadelphia: Scull, our polyglot

interpreter, a publisher of books; Collins, a manufacturer; and

Lovering, a young man who had lived part of his life in Wyoming. The

fourth, Dr. Elting, was a surgeon of reputation from Albany, N. Y. All

were experienced hunters, Scull and Collins having followed trails in

Africa and America, Dr. Elting in the Western States and Canada, and

Lovering in the West. As for myself, the guest without responsibility

or care, "taken along," as the captain said, "to lend dignity to the

expedition," you can call me by my common names: "The Sour-dough

Preacher," "The Mushing Parson," "The Alaska Sky-Pilot," or any of half

a dozen Northwestern cognomens, of all of which I am equally proud.

My object in joining this expedition was, first, to have a big hunt

and a grand rest. But, more than the outing, I valued the privilege of

exploring ground untrodden by the missionary, and, if possible, doing

something towards bringing the Gospel to the heathen Eskimo of the

Alaskan and Siberian shores.

We were all "out for a lark," glad beyond expression to be hundreds

of miles from a telegram or newspaper, to be able to wear our dirty

clothes and eat in our shirtsleeves without shame; to forget that such

things existed as automobiles or stiff collars or dinner parties. We

had four months of a royal good time--along the Asiatic Coast after

Siberian sheep, on the Alaska Peninsula for caribou and brown bears,

on Kenai Peninsula after moose, white sheep and black bear, among the

islands of the Southern Alaska Coast and Bering Sea with the bird and

seal rookeries, and pursuing polar bear amid the ice-floes of the

Arctic Ocean.

We visited many Eskimo villages; we shot for the museums hundreds of

varieties of birds on the Siberian and Alaskan Coasts; we captured new

species of beetles, moths, butterflies and other insects; the camera

fiends and moving-picture man reveled in novel scenes, animate and

inanimate. We buffeted storms, pounded ice and sailed sunny seas.

But the climax of our joyous outing was the three or four days we spent

among the walrus herds off the Northern Siberian Coast. Scull and

Collins, who had hunted everything in Africa from dikdik to rhinoceros,

declared that none of their experiences in that continent approached in

thrilling interest their days with the walrus herds.

For the walrus is _sui generis_: there is no other mammal at all like

him in appearance, habits, habitat or characteristics. He is the least

known or written about of all the larger animals. No thorough study

has ever been made of him. More is known of the habits of the extinct

woolly elephant--the mammoth, whose bones, tusks, and even hair and

skin we find on the Alaskan Coast--than the walrus. And what has been

written and the common ideas concerning this animal are so erroneous as

to be funny.

A century or so ago a naturalist-traveler, writing about the Eskimos

and the _morse_, as the walrus was then called, said that the tusks of

the animal are for the purpose of pulling himself up the icy mountains

where he lives; that his habit is to thus work his way up to the top

of the dizziest peak; that the Eskimos pursue him there and cut holes

through the thick skin of his flippers unknown to the huge pachyderm,

whose hide is impervious to sensation. Then, having passed strong ropes

through these holes and tied them to the jutting crags, they raise

a hullabaloo, and the walrus, alarmed, precipitating himself down

the mountain, jerks off his skin, which the Eskimos then use in the

construction of their boats and houses. The year before our hunt, a

California gentleman, interested in Captain K.'s moving pictures, asked

him whether the walrus brought forth their young alive or laid eggs and

hatched them.

In May, 1913, when discussing my proposed outing with some of my

ministerial brethren, at the General Assembly at Atlanta, a good Doctor

of Divinity tried to deter me from undertaking it because of its

dangerous character.

"Is it not true, Dr. Young," he asked with great solicitude, "that the

walrus sometimes devours human flesh?"

I patiently explained that the walrus has no incisors, no teeth at

all but flat grinders, level with the gums and far back in the jaws,

"and therefore he cannot rend or eat anything so very tough as a

missionary"; and that moreover his mouth is situated back of a narrow

opening of three or four inches in width between his tusks, so that

nothing bulky can enter it. "He might drown me but he couldn't eat me!"

The "D. D." listened with open skepticism and put this poser: "How then

can he devour his prey?"

"What prey?" I asked.

"Why, the seals and salmon and other large sea animals on which he

feeds."

Again I sternly suppressed my rising emotions: "But he doesn't eat

these things. He couldn't catch them and doesn't want them. He is only

a clam-eater. His tusks are not spears, but an admirably constructed

clam-hoe. He could not live without them; and his stiff whiskers form a

fine brush to clean the clams of mud before he dines off them."

The good brother glanced from one to another of the listening group

with a look that plainly said: "How sad it is that such shameless

prevaricators will even slip into the ministry;" and walked off

muttering something about consulting "authorities."

Illustrating my own roving habits, while a pioneer missionary in

Alaska, I have sometimes said, using a common simile, that I "had no

more home than a jack-rabbit." I am changing this now to a stronger

expression; "no more home than a walrus." He is the most constantly on

the move of all the vagabonds. Even when sleeping he is moving, for the

only home the poor fellow has is the ice-cakes which form in the Arctic

Ocean and Bering Sea, entirely filling the former and in the winter

crowding down the latter to about fifty-eight degrees, north latitude.

The walrus herds, for the greater part of the year, keep on the borders

of this great field of ice. In the summer when the Bering Sea ice melts

and also that of the southern part of the Arctic Ocean, the walrus

keeps on the flat ice-cakes which float over the great clam beds of

these shallow seas. As the ice forms in the fall and the ice-floes

extend southward he sets out on a long swim ahead of the fast freezing

ice, resting occasionally on the Siberian shore, the Diomedes, St.

Lawrence, St. Matthews and other islands. When the ice-field has

extended to its southern limit he resumes his ice-house-boat habit and

returns north in the spring.

So little is known of the life history of the walrus that I am unable

to speak with confidence, but the young are evidently brought forth

very early in the spring, April or May, and float with their mothers

(the females and young herding together), up into the Arctic Ocean as

far as the shoals off Wrangle Island, one hundred and fifty miles north

of the Siberian Coast. There the little ones are guarded by the cows,

which during the summer months are the only really dangerous walrus

ever met with. Were the walrus the ferocious and combatant animal he

is sometimes depicted, it would be a risky thing indeed to hunt him

in skin boats or any other small craft. Imagine three or four tons

of muscular fierceness, armed with strong, sharp, spearlike tusks,

charging at you. The front part of his head is a solid mass of tough

bone more than a foot thick. He could strike his tusks through your

boat and sink it in an instant, or hook them over the edge and upset

you, spearing you one by one in the water.

But the huge pachyderm is the most timid and good-natured of animals.

It is only when the female fears for the safety of her young that she

shows anything like ferocity. In 1911 Captain Kleinschmidt was taking

moving pictures of the walrus herds. He had two catamarans, made by

lashing two kyaks together with firm cross pieces. In the foremost

craft two Eskimo hunters with their spears were paddling ahead, to

slip up on the herds and harpoon them at the proper time, while the

moving-picture man was in the other craft to take pictures of the herds

and of the whole performance.

A herd of cows and their young had been frightened from an ice-cake

into the water. Suddenly one of these cows thrust her tusks forward,

the sign of a charge: "Look out!" cried K. to the Eskimo as the cow

dived. They made frantic efforts to paddle their kyaks to the nearest

berg, but the cow came up under the craft and slashed with her tusks

one of the kyaks, ripping the bottom and filling it with water. The

other kyak of the catamaran tilted dangerously, the Eskimo in the

sinking one throwing himself upon it, and the two frightened natives

made their escape to the ice-cake. Coming to the surface again the cow

sighted Captain K.'s catamaran, thrust her tusks forward again and

dived; he saw her body deep in the water coming toward him and thought

his time had come; but luckily when she struck the canoe had veered

and received only a glancing blow. She came to the surface within a

yard of the picture man, who had his rifle ready and thrust it against

her brain and pulled the trigger, which ended that affair. But it was

a perilous adventure, and one is liable to meet with such if he is so

rash as to venture among the herds of the cows with their young.

During this hunt of ours, although we saw great herds aggregating

hundreds of walrus, we did not see a cow or calf among them; only the

big bulls herded together and occasionally a solitary one.

After passing Cape Prince of Wales into the Arctic Ocean we had a week

of battling with winds and tide before we got into the ice-pack well up

towards Wrangell and Herald Islands. We had another week of pounding

ice, poking through the narrow "leads," constantly turning and running

the other way in our effort to get to the shores where the walrus herds

would feed.

We had fun with the polar bears, but, with one exception, saw no walrus

for nearly two weeks of this strenuous fight. This one exception was

a big old bull that we sighted reposing in solitary dignity on an

ice-cake in the midst of this vast white solitude.

Captain K. took Dr. Elting with him in the kyaks which we manufactured

into a catamaran, and while the _Abler_ lay "off and on" the two

hunters whom we watched through our field-glasses made their sinuous

way behind ice hummocks through the narrow "leads" and around the

jamming cakes of the ice-field. We saw them at last seemingly right

upon the walrus, on the same cake. The big fellow was fast asleep in

the uneasy fashion that all walrus and seal have of sleeping; that is,

every two or three minutes they will raise their heads and move them

back and forth, during which time the hunters must keep perfectly still

and if possible behind the ice-cakes. The walrus, however, has not the

keen sight of the seal, and is more easily approached.

Our hunters moored their skin boat on the ice-cake close to the walrus,

crept up behind a hummock right upon him, and Dr. Elting put his bullet

into the brain of the beast, which is situated in his neck, and not

in what appears to be his head. It was an easy and not very exciting

triumph. What possessed this old bull to lie there alone scores of

miles from his companions, I do not know. He may have been there two

or three weeks on that one ice-cake, as the Eskimos tell us this is

sometimes their habit.

It was not until August eighteenth that we got sight of our first

walrus herd, and then for three days we were right in the midst of

them. We had been driven by buffeting winds and threatening ice-packs

away from the vicinity of the islands far westward along the Siberian

coast and were perhaps thirty or forty miles from land. The cry was

raised from the "crow's nest": "Walrus!"

The appearance of the herd as we approached it was very unlike anything

imagined by those who had not hitherto seen these animals. All sorts of

comparisons crowd upon one's imagination when trying to describe them.

Some of them look like huge caterpillars and have an exactly similar

motion, except that their antennæ are bent downward instead of upward.

Sometimes when bunched up they look like immense squirrels. Sometimes

when scratching themselves with their flippers they have the languid

movements of a fashionable lady fanning herself; and again, when two

are sparring at each other, they have the fierce mien of gladiators.

But always there is that particularly comical edge about them that

impels to irresistible laughter, as when one approaches a cage of

monkeys. Their attitudes and motions are so unexpected and ridiculous.

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