"London's Premier Turn Coat Specialist."--_Advt. in Daily
Paper_.
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"Writers, mostly town-bred, infatuated with the country-side,
have raved of the statuesque repose of the rural maiden. A
statute is no doubt a beautiful object, but you do not want to
take it to a dance."--_Daily Paper_.
We shouldn't, but the LORD CHANCELLOR might.
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