CHAPTER XVIII

A RESIDENT OF THE ARCTIC ZONE

ON alighting from the ship I took a deep breath of the fishy atmosphere

and proceeded up the street lugging my two bags. I was now three

hundred miles north of the Arctic Circle, and the island town of Tromso

was buried in eight feet of snow. I had walked barely ten yards when

my feet flew out from under me and I came down with a fearful thud.

My two grips fell from my hands and slid about on the slippery snow

of the packed street like drops of quicksilver. I gathered my meagre

belongings together and started again. Ten yards more--and I fell in

the same undignified manner. I thought the eight thousand inhabitants

of Tromso were gazing at me, as the crowds on the sidewalks congregated

to see the drunken foreigner perform. I tried again to make some

progress, but it seemed impossible for me to keep my equilibrium. I

nearly became discouraged. A waxed floor is a ploughed field compared

to the winter smoothness of a Tromso street.

I found Turner in his room at the Grand Hotel and we were very glad to

see one another, for we had not seen each other for four years. To meet

up here in the frozen north made a reunion of two Americans especially

cordial.

A Mr. Gilson of Pennsylvania, superintendent of the Arctic Coal

Company, was Turner's roommate, and, with my advent, the foreign

population of Tromso was raised to three. This scarcity of aliens

made us conspicuous members of the community and a great source of

curiosity. We three comprised the American staff of the company; and

we all lived at the Grand Hotel. The hotel was a three-story frame

building buried up to the window sills of the first floor in snow. It

was conducted on purely Norwegian lines.

The average inhabitant of Tromso lives on an incessant diet of fish and

boiled potatoes, with an occasional piece of cheese or canned "salt

horse." Breakfast is almost an unknown meal, and when it does take

place it is seldom held earlier than ten o'clock. Dinner follows at

two-thirty in the afternoon and supper at nine in the evening. This

is a most distressing schedule when one wishes to keep office hours

and accomplish some work during the day. By a special arrangement with

the proprietor of the hotel we were able to have our breakfast served

in our rooms each morning at half-past eight. Cheese and bread being

the usual diet, we could not expect any great variety of food at this

meal. On their arrival several months ago, Turner had expressed a wish

for soft boiled eggs and Gilson for fried eggs, and these, accompanied

with bread and coffee, had been the menu of the initial meal of the

day ever since. When I arrived there must have been great confusion in

the kitchen among the cooks and waiters to determine what odd notions

I might have about eating. However, without consulting me, the maid

appeared on my first morning with one soft boiled egg and one fried

egg, and this was my assortment for breakfast every day of my month's

stay in the hotel.

Bath-tubs seem to be a rarity in Norway, and the town of Tromso had the

distinction of possessing one bath house. Our hotel and all private

houses, with few exceptions, did not contain a tub. To add to this

scarcity, the one bath house only opened its doors to bathers on one

day of the week. We American residents were three of its most regular

patrons. Bathing in a wash-basin is an unsatisfactory process as well

as an extremely awkward one. However, we were forced to this means

of cleansing ourselves during the interval that the bath-tubs of the

village reposed behind closed doors.

The morning after my arrival I reported for work at the company's

office. I was at first assigned to arranging and card indexing a

tangled pile of machinery catalogues and supply hand-books. I next

prepared a systematic card index of all the articles of merchandise

that the company had purchased during the previous years of its

existence. I finally became sufficiently familiar with the business to

assist in the buying of the food and mining supplies for the summer

season at the mine.

The office was a crowded little space on the ground floor of a frame

building on the main street of Tromso, and consisted of three small

rooms. In addition to the three Americans the staff included a chief

clerk and an office boy. The chief clerk was a Norwegian who had served

as an American soldier in the Philippines and who spoke excellent

English. He was an invaluable man and acted as the channel through

which all business of the office was transacted, for the Americans, not

knowing Norwegian, had to have him translate all letters and contracts

and interpret all conversations. The office boy was a young native who

had acquired a fair smattering of English. Although an industrious

lad he was frequently drawn from his work in amazement at what he

considered the outlandish and freakish mannerisms of the Americans.

The office was busy buying supplies for the summer and coming winter

seasons at the mine on Spitzbergen, making contracts for the sale of

coal, chartering ships and hiring men as miners and labourers.

Spitzbergen is entirely frozen in eight months of the year, and the

mine had an open season, or time when the coal could be shipped out,

of four months. It was necessary to have a winter crew and a summer

crew. The winter men, who numbered about one hundred, were now on the

island and were out of touch with the world, with the exception of

communication by means of a wireless station operated by the Norwegian

government. This crew did nothing but mine, and the coal was placed in

a stock pile alongside of the wharf. A new force of two hundred men was

taken to the mine at the opening of the summer season and the huge task

of shipping out the coal mined during the winter was undertaken.

The company chartered all its eight boats with the exception of one,

the _William D. Munroe_, which it owned. This ship was in dry-dock

undergoing a thorough and expensive overhauling under the numerous

and many unnecessary instructions from officials and inspectors of

the Norwegian government. The company chartered the other seven tramp

steamers at the rate of one hundred and twenty-five dollars a day,

procuring them through ship brokers in London and Newcastle.

The coal mined was bituminous with a low percentage of ash and was

considered exceptionally good fuel for steamers. The demand for it much

exceeded the supply, the production at this time being only twenty-five

thousand tons a year, and there was a good market for it at five

and six dollars a ton delivered. The larger part of the output was

sold to Norwegian steamship companies, most of it being consigned to

Christiania, Christiansund, Bergen and Trondhjem. Several cargoes were

despatched to Archangel, on the White Sea, for a Russian concern.

Aside from business I found much time to devote to the social life of

Tromso. On the second evening after my arrival I received an invitation

to attend a _ski_-ing party of young men and women. It was the plan

to _ski_ over the hills of the island back of Tromso to a small cabin

about five miles distant, and there cook a meal over a log fire. I knew

nothing about _ski_-ing and had never seen a pair of _ski_. When one of

my Norwegian acquaintances offered to lend me a pair I was puzzled to

know how any one could get over the snow with such fence rails strapped

to his feet. I was perfectly willing to learn. I donned the two

unfamiliar slats and, assisted by two pretty Norwegian women, who did

not understand English, started out on the five-mile trip to the cabin.

Ten miles was a long distance for a novice. The party numbered about

twenty boys and girls, and they were soon far in the lead while my two

female aides tussled with me in the rear. We proceeded smoothly enough

(the arms of the two girls around my waist and mine, of course, around

theirs) until we came to the first hill. This incline looked about a

thousand miles long and almost vertically steep. My escorts were expert

at the sport, but they did not have sufficient strength to prevent my

causing a catastrophe. We started down the hill and in a few seconds

were going at the speed of an express train. I never expected to reach

the bottom in anything approaching a dignified position. About fifty

yards of such travelling was all I could stand, and then the spill took

place. I wasn't man enough to fall by myself, but had to drag the

poor girls down with me. The three of us rolled down the hill together

and landed, half buried in the snow, in the most undignified pile I

ever was in. The party ahead returned to untangle and dig us out. It

was a most intimate affair. One young woman was almost completely

concealed, being half submerged in the snow, while I was so irregularly

sprawled out on top of her that she had no possible means of being

resurrected until I was removed. I, in turn, was pinned down--for the

other young woman had one of her nether limbs so securely entwined

around my neck that I felt roped to the earth. She, at the same time,

was struggling in a vain effort to dislodge one of her _ski_ from

the snow where it had penetrated several feet. The three of us were

securely anchored, and if we had tried to attain our relative positions

by a deliberate plan we could not have been so successful.

[Illustration: _Upper_: THE AUTHOR'S HOME IN TROMSO]

[Illustration: _Lower_: _Tromso in Summer-time_]

With the assistance of the rest of the party we were finally

unravelled. I arose only to repeat the performance, not with the same

resultant intimacy and proximity as in my first experience, however,

for the young women arranged to keep at a certain distance and I was

allowed to navigate by myself. My courage was not much slackened by the

first unhappy incident, for I tackled each hill as it came, although I

knew that I should come to grief in the shape of a tangled mass at the

bottom. I made a jolly good fool of myself, I know, and at each attempt

swept everything before me, dragging down Norwegian widows, massage

artists, fishermen's daughters--and all within arms' reach as I swooped

by. This performance continued until we arrived at the cabin.

Soon we were all refreshed by coffee and sandwiches which the girls

prepared and we sat around the big log fire singing and smoking.

Everybody smoked, women and all, for it is a common thing for the fair

sex to use cigarettes in Norway. I dreaded to see the time approach for

us to depart, for I knew that our return home would be a repetition of

our eventful journey to the cabin. It was two o'clock in the morning

and the sun was rising on the distant horizon--and I thought I might

show signs of improvement when assisted by daylight. We started back,

the leaders of the party very judiciously selecting a course which

was not so hilly and which portended a more peaceful journey. It is

a rather simple matter to glide along on the level, and the way we

returned didn't prove nearly so disastrous as the way we came. I

managed to conduct myself fairly well, for the time being.

When we reached the edge of the town, where the hard packed road which

led down hill to the main street begins, we all took off our _ski_ and

converted them into small sleds by sitting on them and riding into

the village. I decided to try this new method. We all strung out at

intervals of about twenty feet and started from the summit on a mile

shoot into the heart of the town. I managed to begin all right. I had

only gone a few yards, however, when the _ski_ beneath me became

unmanageable and I could not steer them. We had all acquired a terrific

speed. I was sandwiched in between two young women, one sliding a few

feet in front of me and the other several paces in the rear, I reached

a curve in the road! I lost my _ski_ and continued sliding down the

cold and hard road on the seat of my trousers. The next minute over

I turned and grabbed the first object with which I came in contact.

It was the girl behind me who had overtaken me. I clung to her like

a leech and the two of us rolled over for several yards and finally

landed in a heap on the side of the road. Another intimate pile. She

had lost her _ski_; her skirts were clustered around her neck; my hat

had disappeared--and we lay in the gutter like two pairs of scissors.

My feminine associate had her feet extended towards the summit of the

hill and mine were pointing towards the town below. We unwound. I got

up and assisted her to her feet. We walked the rest of the way to the

village.

To be the cause of so much human wreckage was enough to discourage

me. However, I made up my mind to persist, for _ski_-ing was the

only outdoor sport in this part of the world. One of the young women

condoled with me when she learned that _ski_-ing was not in vogue

in my country, for she thought it was a pity that we had no outdoor

sports. During two-thirds of the year there is not a wheeled vehicle

to be seen in Tromso, all transportation being conducted on sleds and

the majority of the inhabitants spending much of their time on _ski_.

Even the five-year-olds are expert at this method of locomotion. I,

therefore, decided to learn, in spite of all my reverses, and in a few

weeks became so proficient that I welcomed hills and often complained

because they were not steep enough.

The company bought a house on the hill and we three Americans moved

out of the hotel into a home of our own. Norwegian houses are often

arranged in a most inconvenient manner. The second floor seldom

contains a hallway, and in order to go from one bed room to another, it

is necessary to pass through the private apartment of another member

of the household. Very frequently the maid's room is situated in one

end of the house, and in order to reach her bed-chamber she has to walk

through all the bedrooms. Between all rooms there is a sort of sill

about two inches high running the width of the opening upon which the

door swings. One would think that the occupants of such houses would

become accustomed to these obstructions and learn to step over them.

But this is not the case, for Norwegians are continually falling over

the sills. On one occasion an officer in the Norwegian army, who had

just completed a call on us, was making his ceremonious and prolonged

farewell. With each deep bow he would step back towards the door. He

receded until he toppled over backwards on one of these senseless

sills. The poor chap gathered himself together and left without saying

a word. He was the most embarrassed man I ever saw.

Our house was destitute of furniture, and, as there was not much of a

line of this commodity in town, we spent many evenings as carpenters

and painters, making tables, beds and chairs with lumber we purchased

from a local merchant. Now that we were in our own home we re-arranged

our mode of living by changing our hours of eating and sleeping. We

adopted a menu which conformed more nearly to what Americans usually

eat. We also did a little entertaining. We decorated the walls of our

house with pictures we cut from the covers of American magazines and

hung up curtains which we imported from England.

The most elaborate social function I had the pleasure of attending was

a house dance given at the home of one of the doctors of the town. My

two American friends and I arrived at the party at about nine o'clock.

The other guests were all present. As we entered the host and hostess

were introducing each one in turn to the others who were lined up in

a row at one end of the room. It is the custom to address a man by

prefixing his vocation to his name, and this manner of designating each

one was used during the introductions. Engineer Hansen, Coppersmith

Johnsen and Fisherman Olsen were all introduced in this way. The three

Americans were simply addressed as "Mister."

It was remarkable to notice the number of people who could speak good

English in Tromso. A few of them had acquired their knowledge by visits

to England, but the majority had learned the language in the schools of

the town. I met one woman who had never been south of the Arctic Circle

who spoke English almost perfectly. There were a number at the doctor's

dance who spoke the language fluently.

After every one was thoroughly introduced, folding doors were opened,

and on tables in the adjoining room stood the most sumptuous supper

any man ever saw. The food was served in buffet fashion, and each

one was requested to help himself to the endless variety of eatables

spread before us. Chicken, fish, sandwiches, salads, cakes and fruits

were piled on this table in such abundance that it looked like the

assemblage of a dozen Christmas dinners. Liquid cheer was so plentiful

that one almost believed all the booze in town was concentrated in

this one room. Every conceivable form of liquor was on exhibition, and

it would be a most fastidious drinker who could not find something to

suit his taste. Beer, several kinds of wine, punch, whiskey and even

gin were arrayed before us like the choice liquors in a millionaire

brewer's cellar.

The sight of this bountiful feast nearly paralysed me. I at first

thought it was a dream, and it took several minutes before I was aware

that it was real food and drink. To come up from the steerage to such

a grand meal as this was nothing short of a miracle. I dived in

and--with the rest of the guests--ate heartily.

The Norwegians confine themselves to square dances, somewhat similar

to the Lancers, and to the waltz. This last dance is very much like

the American step, with much more of a hop to it and a larger interval

between the man and his partner. I insisted on teaching several of the

women to two-step. They were very pleased with it, but had difficulty

in becoming accustomed to such proximity to their partner. One woman

became very fond of this near feature, but insisted on my resuming a

distant position as we passed her husband, who was seated at one end

of the room. Those who didn't care to dance played cards and smoked.

The dainty way in which the women handled their cigarettes killed any

prejudice I had nourished about the feminine use of tobacco.

One meal during an evening is evidently not considered sufficient in

Norway, for at four in the morning the same folding doors were opened

and another array of refreshments lay spread before us. The second

assortment was by no means the scraps of the previous meal. It was an

entirely new lot of a different variety, and consisted of pudding, cake

and coffee. All the participants had danced so diligently that they had

acquired new appetites, and the food was all consumed as though it were

the only lot of refreshments served at the party. This second feast

was the customary conclusion of Tromso social functions. Farewells

followed, and the guests departed. We Americans arrived home at six

o'clock, changed our clothes, concluded that it was useless to go to

bed and went directly to the office for the day's work. The dancing

party was a great success, and I could easily have imagined it a New

York affair instead of an Arctic Zone function.

It was now only a couple of weeks before the company's boat, _Munroe_,

was scheduled to make its initial trip to the mine on Spitzbergen. The

office staff had an immense amount of work to dispose of in this time.

Men from all parts of Norway were slowly drifting into Tromso to sign

contracts for summer employment. Supplies were being rushed in. A new

propeller shaft for the _Munroe_ was _en route_ from England. Cabin

fixtures were being installed and many matters were being adjusted to

comply with the maritime regulations of the Norwegian government before

the ship would be permitted to leave port.

The last week several American engineers and their wives began to

arrive. Turner had made arrangements for these experienced men, and

they had signed contracts with the company for a period of two years. A

score of English miners, who had been engaged through a British labour

bureau, also arrived.

With the influx of Norwegian miners and labourers the streets of Tromso

were thronged with drunken, fishy and rough-looking men, and the

sailing of the _Munroe_ for the far North was the most discussed topic

in town.

Two days before the scheduled time for her departure the _Munroe_ was

launched from the dry-dock and crews were kept busy loading her with

supplies of provisions and other merchandise. Twenty men were put to

work building bunks in the hatchways for the miners, and the final

touches were rushed to completion.

At midnight on the 25th of May everything was ready. About one hundred

Norwegian peasants filed up the gangway and boarded the ship. They

were the most forlorn set of adults I ever saw. I should have said one

hundred drunks--for I don't believe that there was one entirely sober

man among them. Some were completely out as the result of a week's

intoxication and had to be packed aboard like sacks of bran. Fifty

were conducted from the town jail by several policemen, assisted by

Superintendent Gilson and myself. They had been locked up on account of

disorderly conduct and had been in prison awaiting the departure of the

_Munroe_.

At four o'clock in the morning every one was aboard, and the little

ship, loaded to her water line and carrying a hundred helpless

inebriates, turned her bow towards the North Pole and started on her

way.

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