ON a Saturday afternoon about this time, Uncle Isaac, in his best black
suit and very tall hat, and with the Turk's-head walking-stick in his
hand, started out to see a foreman. Work was rather slack just now
(shipwrights' work was slack everywhere), and the three holidays a week
that once were the glory and boast of a free and independent shipwright,
were now apt to be a woeful compulsion. Uncle Isaac had been of late
poorer (because idler) than he liked, and in such case it was his way to
seek the chance of meeting his foreman out of hours, in order to a
display of rhetoric, oblique flattery, and dexterous suggestion, that
might influence a distribution of short time that would be more
favourable to the orator.
He had wondered much as to the fortunes of Nan and her children, but as
it has been said, his tenderness of heart kept him as far as possible
from what he believed must now be a scene of sheer failure and
destitution: if, indeed, the shop were not abandoned; and he was by no
means anxious that his poor relations should discover his new lodgings.
So now he picked his way with circumspection, and with careful cogitation
of a mental map of the streets; because a thoughtless straightforward
journey would take him much too near to Harbour Lane.
He crossed a swing bridge that gave access to a hundred and fifty yards
of roadway ending in another swing bridge. But there was a crook in the
road, and when he passed it he found that the second bridge was open.
Now in Blackwall an "open" bridge did not mean one that the passenger
could cross; that was a "shut" bridge. The "open" bridge was one swung
aside to let a ship through, as a pair of gates is opened for a carriage.
So Uncle Isaac resigned himself to wait, with an increasingly impatient
group, till the bridge should swing into place again and give passage.
He stood behind the chain that hung across the road to check traffic, and
meditatively rubbed his nose with the Turk's-head. Presently he grew
conscious of a rusty figure on his left, edging unsteadily a little
nearer.
"'Ow do, Mr. Mundy?" came a hoarse whisper. And Mother Born-drunk, a
trifle less drunk than usual, but careful to grasp a post, leered a grimy
leer and waved her disengaged hand in his face, as one saluting a friend
at a great distance. Uncle Isaac emitted a non-committal grunt--one that
might be taken for an accidental cough by the bystanders--and sidled a
foot or two away. For he, too, had known Emma Pacey in her more decent
days, and, with other acquaintances of that time, was sometimes put to
shifts to avoid her.
Mother Born-drunk left the post and followed her victim. "Don' run
'way," she ejaculated, unsteadily. "I'm ole pal. Mish' Mundy!" She
thrust out a foul paw, and dropped her voice coaxingly. "Len'sh
twopence!" Uncle Isaac gazed uneasily in another direction, and took
more ground to the right. The waiting passengers, glad of a little
amusement, grinned one at another.
"J'year, Mr. Mundy!" This in a loud voice, with an imperious gesture.
"J'year! Can'tche' answer when a lady speaks t'ye?"
"Go on, guv'nor!" said a boy encouragingly, sitting on a post. "Where's
yer manners? Take auf yer 'at to the laidy!" And there was a snigger.
Uncle Isaac shifted farther still, and put a group of men between himself
and his persecutor. But she was not to be so easily shaken off. Drawing
herself up with a scornful majesty that was marred by an occasional
lurch, and the bobbing of the tangled bonnet hanging over one ear, she
came after Uncle Isaac through the passage readily made by the knot of
men.
"Ho! so it's this, is it," she declaimed, with a stately backward sweep
of the arm. "If a lady asks a triflin' favour you insult 'er. Ye low,
common, scoundrel!" This very slowly, with a deep tragedy hiss and a
long pause. Then with a piercing note of appeal: "Mr. Mundy! I demand
an answer! Once more! _Will_ you lend me twopence?"
The people (a small crowd by this time) forgot the troublesome bridge,
and turned to the new diversion. "Give the laidy twopence!" roared the
boy on the post, in a deep bass. "'Arf a pint 'ud save 'er life!"
Uncle Isaac looked desperately about him, but he saw no sympathy.
Dockmen, workmen, boys--all were agog to see as much fun as possible in
the time at disposal. The pursuing harpy came a step nearer, and bawled
again, "_Will_ you lend me twopence?"
"No!" cried Uncle Isaac, driven to bay at last. "No, I won't! Go away!
Go away, you--you infamious creacher!"
"You won't?"
"No, not by no means. Go away. Y'ought to be ashamed of yerself,
you--you--you opstroperous faggit!"
"Calls 'isself a gen'leman," she said, lifting her gaze to the clouds.
"Calls 'isself a gen'leman, an' uses such language to a lady!"
"Shockin'," said one in the hilarious crowd. "What a wicked ole bloke!"
Uncle Isaac gave another unquiet glance about him, and moved another
yard. The woman brought her eyes to earth again, and: "Won't gimme
twopence," she proclaimed, "an' I'm a orficer's widow! Never mind, len'
me a penny; on'y a penny, Mr. Mundy. Do, there'sh a dear! O you _are_ a
ole duck!" And Mother Born-drunk stumbled toward Uncle Isaac with
affectionately extended arms.
The crowd shrieked with joy, but Uncle Isaac turned and ran, one hand
clapped to the crown of his very tall hat. He would wait for no bridge
now, but get away as best he could. The boys yelled and whistled, and
kept up at an easy trot with the quick scuttle of his short legs; behind
them came Mother Born-drunk, tripping and floundering, spurred to
infuriate chase by sight and sound of her unchanging enemies, the boys,
and growing at every step more desirous of clawing at one of them than of
catching Uncle Isaac.
As for him, he dropped his hat once, and nearly fell on it, in looking
behind. So he thrust it under his arm as he scurried past the bend in
the road; and there despair seized him, for now the other bridge was open
too. Which escape might he make first? At the end from which he had
turned back, a great liner was being towed through at a snail's pace,
funnels and masts scarce seeming to move across the street. But at this
end a small coaster went out briskly, and her mizzen was more than half
over now. The woman was less than twenty yards off, but though she still
staggered nearer, she was engaged with boys. Uncle Isaac put panic
aside, and resolved on dignity. He took his hat from under his arm, and
began to brush it on his sleeve.
Mother Born-drunk was in the hands of her enemies, though there were
fewer than usual. She swore and swiped at them, and they flung and
yelled and danced. But they drew nearer Uncle Isaac, for it was a new
variation in the sport to involve an old gentleman with his Sunday
clothes on. Then shouted the woman breathlessly: "P'lice! p'lice! Mish'
Mundy, I'll give y' in charge for annoyin' me. 'J'ear!" She came very
near and made a catch at him, which he dodged without regard to dignity.
"Mish' Mundy! Stand a drop--just a little drop for ole times! If ye
don't stand a drop I'll give y' in charge!"
The coaster was through, and soon the bridge would shut. Uncle Isaac
moved up toward the chain amid shouts and jibes. "Y'ought to be ashamed
o' yerself," bawled the woman, "a ole man like you, annoyin' a lady!"
But the men were at the winch, and the bridge swung. First of all the
impatient passengers, Uncle Isaac sprang on the moving iron and got
across at peril of life and limb ere the sections were still. He heard a
louder shout of laughter from behind, where Mother Born-drunk, forgetting
the chain as she made for the bridge, had sprawled over it where it hung
low in the middle; and he quickened his pace.
Now it chanced that Johnny May had been taken that week to his first
out-door job, on a large steamer; and, full of the wonders of the ship,
he had made interest with the "shippy" (who was officially called the
shipkeeper) to bring Bessy on board on Saturday afternoon. The visit was
a pure delight for both, with more than a spice of danger for Bessy in
climbing gangways, companions, and greasy engine-room steps; indeed, the
"shippy" carried her down the lower flights of these last. Johnny
explained the prodigious engines with all the extreme technicality of a
new hand, and with much pride pointed out the part whereon he (with the
help of three or four journeymen) had been at work. Bessy stared and
marvelled, and her admiration for her brother waxed into reverence. For
was he not an engineer, master of these massy, shining immensities, so
amazingly greater than any engines she had dreamed of, so awful in their
monstrous stillness? Bessy peeped along the tunnel of the great shaft,
and then, a minute after, up into the towering complexities above, and
she was almost afraid--would have been afraid to stay there alone.
They walked home gay and talkative, and Bessy's face had a light and a
colour that it had lacked since Johnny and gran'dad had seen it together.
For she had seen great things, and had walked in passenger saloons more
wonderful than all her palaces of romance. It struck Johnny, for the
first time in his life, that Bessy was rather pretty; and as to her
lameness though some would call it a blemish (as it certainly was a
misfortune), yet she carried it trimly, and he almost thought it suited
her.
And so they went till at a corner a hurried little man with a moon-face
ran into them, hat first,--for he was brushing it again.
Now both Johnny and Bessy wore their best clothes, and both looked happy
and well, so at a glance Uncle Isaac guessed that things had gone aright
at Harbour Lane after all. Just as distress troubled and repelled him,
so good fortune pleased his amiable genius and attracted his regards. So
though he was still a little flushed and uneasy, he was glad of the
encounter. He had been unwell, it seemed, and--and busy, and all that.
But how was trade at the shop?
Johnny and Bessy told the tale of the new ship-yard gate, and of the cold
bacon and the pickles and the new prosperity. Uncle Isaac was greatly
pleased. He was sorry, very sorry, he said, that he had not been able to
call lately, but he would delay no longer--he would be round that very
evening. And, indeed, he came, and immensely approved of the bacon. And
he came again, and approved immensely of the cheese and the pickles and
whatever else there was for supper, and again after that, and usually
carried something home for trial in the calmer mood of the morning. And
thus family ties were made whole, and avuncular love continued.
"Jest to think," Uncle Isaac would say with a wave of his fork, "what a
quantity o' blessin's you owe to my advice, Nan! What was my words o'
counsel to you prefarrotory? 'Enterprise,' sez I. 'Enterprise is what
you want,' I sez; there's alwis money in Enterprise! An' what's the
result? Enterprise, representin' biled 'ock o' bacon, is done the trick
wonderful. But, in regards to enterprise, why not call it 'am?"