CHAPTER VI.

Great Queen Street -- Former fashionable Houses there -- Lewis

and Miss Pope, the Comedians -- Martin Folkes -- Sir Godfrey

Kneller and his Vanity -- Dr. Radcliffe -- Lord Herbert of

Cherbury -- Nuisance of Whetstone Park -- The Three Dukes and

the Beadle -- Rogues and Vagabonds in the Time of Charles II --

Former Theatres in Vere Street and Portugal Street -- First

appearance of Actresses -- Infamous deception of one of them by

the Earl of Oxford -- Appearance of an avowed Impostor on the

Stage -- Anecdotes of the Wits and fine Ladies of the Time of

Charles, connected with the Theatre in this Quarter --

Kynaston, Betterton, Nokes, Mrs. Barry, Mrs. Mountford, and

other Performers -- Rich -- Joe Miller -- Carey Street and Mrs.

Chapone -- Clare Market -- History, and Specimens, of Orator

Henley -- Duke Street and Little Wild Street -- Anecdotes of

Dr. Franklin's Residence in those Streets while a Journeyman

Printer.

Great Queen Street, in the time of the Stuarts, was one of the

grandest and most fashionable parts of the town. The famous Lord

Herbert of Cherbury died there. Lord Bristol had a house in it, Lord

Chancellor Finch, and the Conway and Paulet families. Some of the

houses towards the west retain pilasters and other ornaments, probably

indicating, as Pennant observes, the abodes in question. Little

thought the noble lords that a time would come, when a player should

occupy their rooms, and be able to entertain their descendants in

them; but in a house of this description, lately occupied by Messrs.

Allman the booksellers, died Lewis, the comedian, one of the most

delightful performers of his class, and famous to the last for his

invincible airiness and juvenility. Mr. Lewis displayed a combination

rarely to be found in acting, that of the fop and the real gentleman.

With a voice, a manner, and a person, all equally graceful and light,

and features at once whimsical and genteel, he played on the top of

his profession like a plume. He was the Mercutio of the age, in every

sense of the word mercurial. His airy, breathless voice, thrown to the

audience before he appeared, was the signal of his winged animal

spirits; and when he gave a glance of his eye, or touched his finger

at another's ribs, it was the very _punctum saliens_ of playfulness

and inuendo. We saw him take leave of the public, a man of

sixty-five, looking not more than half the age, in the character of

the Copper Captain; and heard him say, in a voice broken by emotion,

that "for the space of thirty years, he had not once incurred their

displeasure."

Next door but one to the Freemasons' Tavern (westward), for many years

lived another celebrated comic performer, Miss Pope, one of a very

different sort, and looking as heavy and insipid as her taste was

otherwise. She was an actress of the highest order for dry humour; one

of those who convey the most laughable things with a grave face.

Churchill, in the _Rosciad_, when she must have been very young,

mentions her as an actress of great vivacity, advancing in a "jig,"

and performing the parts of Cherry and Polly Honeycomb. There was

certainly nothing of the Cherry and Honeycomb about her when older;

but she was an admirable Mrs. Malaprop.

[Illustration: OLD HOUSES IN GREAT QUEEN STREET.]

Queen Street continued to be a place of fashionable resort for a

considerable period after the Revolution. As we have been speaking of

the advancement of actors in social rank, we will take occasion of the

birth of Martin Folkes in this street, the celebrated scholar and

antiquary, to mention that he was one of the earliest persons among

the gentry to marry an actress. His wife was Lucretia Bradshaw. It may

be thought worth observing by the romantic, that the ladies who were

first selected to give this rise to the profession, had all something

peculiar in their Christian names. Lord Peterborough married Anastasia

Robinson, and the Duke of Bolton, Lavinia Fenton.

Sir Godfrey Kneller, and Radcliffe the physician, lived in this

street. We mention them together because they were neighbours, and

there is a pleasant anecdote of them in conjunction. The author of a

book lately published, describes their neighbourhood as being in Bow

Street; but Horace Walpole, the authority for the story, places it in

the street before us; adding, in a note, that Kneller "first lived in

Durham Yard (in the Strand), then twenty-one years in Covent Garden

(we suppose in Bow Street), and lastly in Great Queen Street,

Lincoln's Inn Fields." "Kneller," says Walpole, "was fond of flowers,

and had a fine collection. As there was great intimacy between him and

the physician, he permitted the latter to have a door into his garden;

but Radcliffe's servants gathering and destroying the flowers, Kneller

sent him word he must shut up the door. Radcliffe replied peevishly,

'Tell him he may do anything with it but paint it.' 'And I,' answered

Sir Godfrey, 'can take anything from him but physic.'"[215]

Kneller, besides being an admired painter (and it is supposed from one

of his performances, the portrait of a Chinese, that he could have

been admired by posterity, if he chose), was a man of wit; but so

vain, that he is described as being the butt of all the wits of his

acquaintances. They played upon him undoubtedly, and at a great rate;

but it has been suggested by a shrewd observer, that while he

consented to have his vanity tickled at any price, he humoured the

joke himself, and was quite aware of what they were at. Nor is this

inconsistent with the vanity, which would always make large allowances

for the matter of fact. The extravagance it would limit where it

pleased; the truth remained; and Sir Godfrey, as Pope said, had a

large appetite. With this probability a new interest is thrown upon

the anecdotes related of his vanity, with the best of which the reader

is accordingly presented. Kneller was a German, born at Lubec, so that

his English is to be read with a foreign accent.

The younger Richardson tells us, that Gay read Sir Godfrey a copy of

verses, in which he had pushed his flattery so far, that he was all

the while in dread lest the knight should detect him. When Kneller had

heard this through, he said, in his foreign style and accent, "Ay, Mr.

Gay, all what you have said is very fine, and very true; but you have

forgot one thing, my good friend; by G--, I should have been a

general of an army; for when I was at Venice, there was a _girandole_,

and all the place of St. Mark was in a smoke of gunpowder, and I did

like the smell, Mr. Gay; should have been a great general, Mr. Gay!"

Perhaps it was this real or apparent obtuseness which induced Gay to

add "engineering" to his other talents, in the verses describing

Pope's welcome from Greece:--

"Kneller amid the triumph bears his part,

Who could (were mankind lost) a new create:

What can the extent of his vast soul confine?

A painter, critic, engineer, divine."

The following is related on the authority of Pope:--

"Old Jacob Tonson got a great many fine pictures, and two of

himself, from him, by this means. Sir Godfrey was very

covetous, but then he was very vain, and a great glutton; so he

played these passions against the others; besides telling him

that he was the greatest master that ever was, sending him,

every now and then, a haunch of venison, and dozens of

excellent claret. 'O, my G--, man,' said he once to Vander

Gucht, 'this old Jacob loves me; he is a very good man; you see

he loves me, he sends me good things; the venison was fat.' Old

Geekie, the surgeon, got several fine pictures of him too, and

an excellent one of himself; but then he had them cheaper, for

he gave nothing but praises; but then his praises were as fat

as Jacob's venison; neither could be too fat for Sir Godfrey."

Pope related the following to Spence:--

"As I was sitting by Sir Godfrey Kneller one day, whilst he was

drawing a picture, he stopt, and said, 'I can't do as well as I

should do, unless you flatter me a little, Mr. Pope! You know I

love to be flattered.' I was for once willing," continues Pope,

"to try how far this vanity would carry him; and after

considering a picture which he had just finished, for a good

while very attentively, I said to him in French (for he had

been talking for some time before in that language), 'On lit

dans les Ecritures Saintes, que le bon Dieu faisoit l'homme

après son image: mais, je crois, que s'il voudroit faire un

autre à présent, qu'il le feroit après l'image que voilà.' Sir

Godfrey turned round, and said very gravely, 'Vous avez raison,

Monsieur Pope; par Dieu, je le crois aussi.'"

It must not be omitted that Kneller was a kind-hearted man. At

Whitton, where he had a seat, he was justice of the peace, and,

"Was so much more swayed," says Walpole, "by equity than law,

that his judgments, accompanied with humour, are said to have

occasioned those lines by Pope:--

"I think Sir Godfrey should decide the suit,

Who sent the thief (that stole the cash) away,

And punish'd him that put it in his way."

"This alluded to his dismissing a soldier who had stolen a

joint of meat, and accused the butcher of having tempted him

by it. Whenever Sir Godfrey was applied to, to determine what

parish a poor man belonged to, he always inquired which parish

was the richer, and settled the poor man there; nor would he

ever sign a warrant to distrain the goods of a poor man who

could not pay a tax."[216]

Poor Radcliffe, after reigning as a physician so despotically, that

Arbuthnot, in his projected map of diseases, was for putting him up at

the corner of it disputing the empire of the world, became a less

happy man than Sir Godfrey, by reason of his falling in love in his

old age. He set up a coach, adorned with mythological paintings,--at

least, Steele says so; but soon had to put it in mourning for the

death of his flame, who was a Miss Tempest, one of the maids of

honour. Radcliffe was the Tory physician, and Steele, in the "Tatler,"

with a party spirit that was much oftener aggrieved than provoked in

that good-natured writer, was induced, by some circumstance or other,

perhaps Radcliffe's insolence, to make a ludicrous description of him,

"as the mourning Esculapius, the languishing, hopeless lover of the

divine Hebe." Steele accuses him of avarice. Others have said he was

generous. He was the founder of the Radcliffe Library at Oxford, and

made other magnificent bequests; which prove nothing either way. But

it is not favourable to a reputation for generosity, to own (as he

did), that he was fond of spunging, and to avoid the paying of bills.

However, when he lost 5,000_l._ in a speculation, he said "he had

nothing to do but to go up so many pair of stairs to make himself

whole again." He was undoubtedly a very clever physician, though he

made little use of books. Like many men who go upon their own grounds

in this way, he had an abrupt and clownish manner, which he probably

thought of use. According to Richardson, he one day said to Dr. Mead,

"Mead, I love you; now I will tell you a sure secret to make your

fortune. Use all mankind ill." It is worth observing, that Mead acted

on the reverse principle, and made double the fortune of his adviser.

Radcliffe is said have attended the lady of Judge Holt, in a bad

illness, with unusual assiduity, "out of pique to her husband;" a very

new kind of satire. He used to send huffing messages to Queen Anne,

telling her that he would not come, and that she only had the vapours;

and when King William consulted him on his swollen ankles and thin

body, Radcliffe said he "would not have his Majesty's two legs for

his three kingdoms;" a speech which it was not in the nature of

royalty to forgive. His death is said to have been hastened by his

refusal to attend on Queen Anne in her last illness; which so

exasperated the populace that he was afraid to leave his country house

at Carshalton, where he died. He lived in Bow Street when he first

came to London; and afterwards in Bloomsbury Square.

But the most remarkable inhabitant of Queen Street was Lord Herbert of

Cherbury, one of those extraordinary individuals who, with a touch of

madness on the irascible side, and subject to the greatest blindness

of self-love, possess a profound judgment on every other point. Such

persons are supposed to be victims of imagination; but they are rather

mechanical enthusiasts (though of a high order), and, for want of an

acquaintance with the imaginative, become at the mercy of the first

notion which takes their will by surprise. Lord Herbert, who in the

intellectual part was intended for a statist and a man of science, was

unfortunately one of the hottest of Welchmen in the physical. Becoming

a Knight of the Bath, he took himself for a knight-errant, and fancied

he was bound to fight everybody he met with, and to lie under trees in

the fields of Holland. He thought Revelation a doubtful matter, and so

he had recourse to the Deity for a revelation in his particular favour

to disprove it. We have related an anecdote of him at Northumberland

House, and shall have more to tell; but the account of his having

recourse to Heaven for the satisfaction of his doubts of its

interference, must not be omitted here. Perhaps it took place in this

very street. His Lordship was the first Deist in England that has left

an account of his opinions. Speaking of the work he wrote on this

subject, he says:--

"My book 'De Veritate prout distinguitur à Revelatione

verisimili, possibili, et à falso,' having been begun by me in

England, and formed there in all its principal parts, was about

this time finished; all the spare hours which I could get from

my visits and negotiations being employed to perfect this work;

which was no sooner done, but that I communicated it to Hugo

Grotius--that great scholar, who, having escaped his prison in

the Low Countries, came into France, and was much welcomed by

me and Monsieur Tieleners, also one of the greatest scholars of

his time; who, after they had perused it, and given it more

commendations than is fit for me to repeat, exhorted me

earnestly to print and publish it; howbeit, as the frame of my

whole work was so different from anything which had been

written heretofore, I found I must either renounce the

authority of all that I had written formerly, concerning the

method of finding out truth, and consequently insist upon my

own way, or hazard myself to a general censure concerning the

whole argument of my book; I must confess it did not a little

animate me, that the two great persons above-mentioned did so

highly value it; yet, as I knew it would meet with much

opposition, I did consider whether it was not better for me for

a while to suppress it.

"Being thus doubtful in my chamber one fair day in the summer,

my casement being open towards the south, the sun shining

clear, and no wind stirring, I took my book, 'De Veritate,' in

my hand, and kneeling on my knees, devoutly said these words:--

"'Oh, thou eternal God, author of the light which now shines

upon me, and giver of all inward illuminations, I do beseech

thee of thy infinite goodness to pardon a greater request than

a sinner ought to make; I am not satisfied enough whether I

shall publish this book 'De Veritate;' if it be for thy glory,

I beseech thee give me some sign from heaven; if not, I shall

suppress it.'

"I had no sooner spoken these words, but a loud though gentle

noise came from the heavens (for it was like nothing on earth)

which did so comfort and cheer me, that I took my petition as

granted, and that I had the sign I demanded; whereupon also I

resolved to print my book. This (how strange soever it may

seem) I protest, before the eternal God, is true; neither am I

any way superstitiously deceived herein; since I did not only

hear the noise, but, in the serenest sky that ever I saw, being

without all cloud, did to my thinking see the place from whence

it came."[217]

"How could a man," justly observes Walpole on this passage, "who

doubted of partial, believe individual revelation! What vanity to

think his book of such importance to the cause of truth, that it could

extort a declaration of the Divine will, when the interest of half

mankind could not!" Yet the same writer is full of admiration of him

in other respects. It is well observed by the editor of the

_Autobiography_ (in reply to the doubts thrown on his lordship's

veracity respecting his chivalrous propensities, the consequences of

which always fell short of duels), that much of the secret might be

owing "to his commanding aspect and acknowledged reputation; and a

little more to a certain perception of the Quixote in his character,

with which it might be deemed futile to contend. His surprising

defence of himself against the attack of Sir John Ayres, forcibly

exhibits his personal strength and mastery; and his spirited treatment

of the French Minister, Luynes, and the general esteem of his

contemporaries, sufficiently attest his quick feeling of national and

personal dignity, and general gallantry of bearing." There is no

doubt, in short, that Lord Herbert of Cherbury was a brave, an honest,

and an able man, though with some weaknesses, both of heat and vanity,

sufficient to console the most common-place.

With all this elegance of neighbourhood, Lincoln's Inn Fields, in the

time of Charles II., had one eyesore of an enormous description, in a

place behind Holborn row, entitled Whetstone Park. It is now a decent

passage between Great and Little Turnstiles.

"It is scarcely necessary," says Mr. Malcolm, "to remind the

reader of a well-known fact, that all sublunary things are

subject to change:--he who passes through the Little Turnstile,

Holborn, at present, will observe on the left hand, near

Lincoln's Inn Fields, a narrow street, composed of small

buildings, on the corner of which is inscribed Whetstone Park.

The repose and quiet of the place seem to proclaim strong

pretensions to regular and moral life in the inhabitants; and

well would it have been for the happiness of many a family, had

the site always exhibited the same appearance. On the contrary,

Whetstone Park contributed to increase the dissoluteness of

manners which distinguished the period between 1660 and 1700.

Being a place of low entertainment, numerous disturbances

occurred there, and rendered it subject to the satire and

reprehension even of 'Poor Robin's Intelligencer,' a paper

almost infamous enough for the production of a keeper of this

theatre of vice. The publication alluded to says, in 1676,

'Notwithstanding the discourses that have been to the contrary,

the boarding-school is still continued here, where a set of

women may be readily untaught all the studies of modesty or

chastity; to which purpose they are provided with a two-handed

volume of impudence, loosely bound up in greasy vellum, which

is tied by the leg to a wicker chair (as you find authors

chained in a library), and is always ready to give you plain

instructions and directions in all matters relating to

immorality or irreligion.' * *

"Incomprehensible as it certainly is," continues our author,

"the brutal acts of a mob are sometimes the result of a just

sense of the ill consequences attending vice; and, although

almost every individual composing it is capable of performing

deeds which deserve punishment from the police, they cannot

collectively view long and deliberate offences against the laws

of propriety, without assuming the right of reforming them.

'The Loyal and Impartial Mercury' of Sept. 1, 1682, has this

paragraph:--'On Saturday last, about 500 apprentices, and such

like, being got together in Smithfield, went into Lincoln's Inn

Fields, where they drew up, and marching into Whetstone Park,

fell upon the lewd houses there, where, having broken open the

doors, they entered, and made great spoil of the goods; of

which the constables and watchmen having notice, and not

finding themselves strong enough to quell the tumult, procured

a party of the King's guards who dispersed them, and took

eleven, who were committed to New Prison; yet on Sunday night

they came again, and made worse havoc than before, breaking

down all the doors and windows, and cutting the featherbeds and

goods in pieces.' Another newspaper explains the origin of the

riot by saying, 'that a countryman who had been decoyed into

one of the houses alluded to, and robbed, lodged a formal and

public complaint against them to those he found willing to

listen to him in Smithfield, and thus raised the

ferment.'"[218]

In the "State Poems" is a doggrel set of verses on a tragical

circumstance occasioned by a frolic of three of Charles's natural sons

in this place. It is entitled "On the three Dukes killing the Beadle

on Sunday morning, Feb. the 26th, 1671." A great sensation was made by

this circumstance, which was naturally enough regarded as a signal

instance of the consequences of Charles's mode of life. Our Grub

Street writer selected his title well--the "Dukes," the "Beadle," and

the "Sunday." His first four lines might have been put into Martinus

Scriblerus, as a specimen of the Newgate style.

"Near Holborn lies a park of great renown,

The place, I do suppose, is not unknown:

For brevity's sake the name I shall not tell,

Because most genteel readers know it well."

The three Dukes pick a quarrel with one poor damsel, and "murder" was

cried.

"In came the watch, disturbed with sleep and ale,

By noises shrill, but they could not prevail

T' appease their Graces. Strait rose mortal jars,

Betwixt the night blackguard and silver stars;

Then fell the beadle by a ducal hand,

For daring to pronounce the saucy stand.

* * * * *

See what mishaps dare e'en invade Whitehall,

This silly fellow's death puts off the ball,

And disappoints the Queen, poor little chuck;

I warrant t'would have danced it like a duck.

The fiddlers, voices, entries, all the sport,

And the gay show put off, where the brisk court

Anticipates, in rich subsidy coats,

All that is got by necessary votes.

Yet shall Whitehall, the innocent, the good,

See these men dance, all daubed with lace and blood."[219]

The "subsidy coats" allude to Charles's raising money for his

profligate expenditure under pretence of the public service. The last

couplet would have done credit to a better satire.

As we are upon the subject of a neighbourhood to which they apply, we

shall proceed to give a few more extracts from Mr. Malcolm, highly

characteristic of the lower orders of desperadoes in Charles's reign.

"The various deceivers," he tells us, "who preyed upon the

public at this time were exposed in a little filthy work called

the 'Canting Academy,' which went through more than one edition

(the second is dated 1674). I shall select from it enough to

show the variety of villany practised under their various

names. The _Ruffler_ was a wretch who assumed the character of

a maimed soldier, and begged from the claims of Naseby,

Edgehill, Newbury, and Marston Moor. Those who were stationed

in the city of London were generally found in Lincoln's Inn

Fields and Covent Garden; and their prey was people of fashion,

whose coaches were attacked boldly; and if denied, their owners

were told, ''Tis a sad thing that an old crippled cavalier

should be suffered to beg for a maintenance, and a young

cavalier that had never heard the whistle of a bullet should

ride in his coach.'

"There were people called _Anglers_, from the nature of their

method of depredating, which was thus.--They had a rod or

stick, with an iron hook affixed: this they introduced through

a window, or any other aperture, where plunder might be

procured, and helped themselves at pleasure; the day was

occupied by them in the character of beggars, when they made

their observations for the angling of the night.

"_Wild Rogues_ were the offspring of thieves and beggars, who

received the rudiments of the art even before they left their

mothers' backs: "To go into churches and great crowds, and to

_nim_ golden buttons off men's cloaks; and being very little

are shown how to creep into cellar windows, or other small

entrances, and in the night to convey out thereat whatever they

can find to the thievish receivers, who wait without for that

purpose; and sometimes do open the door to let in such who have

designed to rob the house; if taken, the tenderness of their

age makes an apology or an excuse for their fault, and so are

let alone to be hanged at riper years.'

"_Palliards_ or _Clapperdogeons_, were those women who sat and

reclined in the streets, with their own borrowed or stolen

children hanging about them, crying through cold, pinching, or

real disease, who begged relief as widows, and, in the name of

their fatherless children, gaining by this artifice, 'a great

deal of money, whilst her comrogue lies begging in the fields,

with climes or artificial sores.' The way they commonly take to

make them is by sperewort or arsenic, which will draw blisters;

or they take unslacked lime and soap, mingled with the rust of

old iron: these being well tempered together, and spread thick

upon two pieces of leather, they apply to the leg, binding it

thereunto very hard, which in a very little time would fret the

skin so that the flesh would appear all raw, &c. &c.

"_Fraters_ were impostors who went through the country with

forged patents for briefs, and thus diverted charity from its

proper direction.

"_Abram men_ were fellows whose occupations seem to have been

forgotten. They are described in the 'Canting Academy' in these

words:--'Abram men are otherwise called Tom of Bedlams; they

are very strangely and antickly garbed, with several coloured

ribands or tape in their hats, it may be instead of a feather,

a fox tail hanging down, a long stick with ribands streaming,

and the like; yet for all their seeming madness they have wit

enough to steal as they go.'[220]

"The _Whip-Jacks_ have left us a specimen of their fraternity.

They were counterfeit mariners, whose conversations were

plentifully embellished with sea-terms, and falsehoods of their

danger in the exercise of their profession. Instead of securing

their arms and legs close to their bodies, and wrapping them in

bandages (as the modern _whip-jack_ is in the habit of doing,

to excite compassion for the loss of limbs and severe wounds),

the _ancients_ merely pretended they had lost their all by

shipwreck, and were reduced to beg their way to a sea-port, if

in the country; or to some remote one, if in London.

"_Mumpers._--The persons thus termed are described as being of

both sexes: they were not solicitors for food, but money and

cloathes. 'The male mumper, in the times of the late

usurpation, was clothed in an old torn cassock, begirt with a

girdle, with a black cap, and a white one peeping out

underneath.' With a formal and studied countenance he stole up

to a gentleman, and whispered him softly in the ear, that he

was a poor sequestered parson, with a wife and many children.

At other times, they would assume the habit of a decayed

gentleman, and beg as if they had been ruined by their

attachment to the royal cause. Sometimes the mumper appeared

with an apron before him, and a cap on his head, and begs in

the nature of a broken tradesman, who, having been a long time

sick, hath spent all his remaining stock, and so weak he cannot

work! The females of this class of miscreants generally

attacked the ladies, and in a manner suited to make an

impression on their finer feelings.

"_Domerars_ are such as counterfeit themselves dumb, and have a

notable art to roll their tongues up into the roof of their

mouth, that you would verily believe their tongues were cut

out; and, to make you have a stronger belief thereof, they will

gape and show you where it was done, clapping in a sharp stick,

and, touching the tongue, make it bleed--and then the ignorant

dispute it no further.'

"_Patricos_ are the strolling priests: every hedge is their

parish, and every wandering rogue their parishioner. The

service, he saith, is the marrying of couples, without the

Gospel, or Book of Common Prayer, the solemnity whereof is

thus: the parties to be married find out a dead horse, or any

other beast, and standing the one on the one side and the other

on the other, the patrico bids them to live together till death

them part; and, so shaking hands, the wedding is ended.'"[221]

[Illustration: OLD THEATRE IN PORTUGAL STREET.]

On the southern side of Lincoln's Inn Fields, at the back of Portugal

Row, is Portugal Street, formerly containing a theatre, as celebrated

as Covent Garden or Drury Lane is now. This was the Duke's Theatre, so

called from the Duke of York, afterwards James II., who, at the

Restoration, patronised one of the principal companies of players, as

his brother Charles did the other. The latter was the Drury Lane

company. Readers of theatrical history are generally led to conclude

that there was only one theatre in the Lincoln's Inn quarter; but this

is a mistake. There were at least two successive houses in two

different places, though usually confounded under the title of "the

theatre in Lincoln's Inn Fields." The first was in Gibbon's

tennis-court, in Vere Street, Clare Market, where the actors who had

played at the Red Bull opened their performances in the year of the

Restoration, under the direction of Killigrew, and with the title of

King's Company. These in 1663 removed to Drury Lane. The Duke's, or

Sir William Davenant's company, removed in 1662 from Salisbury Court

(see Fleet Street) to a new theatre "in Portugal Row," says Malone,

"_near_ Lincoln's Inn Fields."[222] Malone is a correct inquirer: so

that he makes us doubt whether the name of Portugal Row did not

formerly belong to Portugal Street. The latter is certainly meant, or

he would describe it as _in_ and not _near_ the Fields. Davenant's

company performed here till 1671, when they quitted it to return to

the renovated theatre in Salisbury Court, under the management of his

son, Charles Davenant (the father being dead), and the famous

Betterton, who had been Sir William's first actor. The two companies

afterwards came together at Drury Lane, but again fell apart; and in

1695 the Duke's company (if its altered composition could still

warrant the name), with Betterton remaining at its head, and Congreve

for a partner, again opened "the theatre in Lincoln's Inn Fields,"

which was rebuilt for the purpose, and is described as being in "the

Tennis-court." Was this the tennis-court theatre in Vere Street? or

were there two tennis-courts, one in Vere Street, and one in Lincoln's

Inn Fields? We confess ourselves, after a diligent examination, unable

to determine. At all events, the latest theatre of which we hear in

Lincoln's Inn Fields, was not in Vere Street. It stood in Portugal

Street, on the east end of the present burial ground, just at the back

of Surgeons' College, and was subsequently the china warehouse of

Messrs. Spode and Copeland.[223] This theatre, which was built of red

brick, and had a front facing the market, is the one generally meant

by the theatre in Lincoln's Inn Fields. It finally became celebrated

for the harlequinades of Rich; but, on his removal to Covent Garden,

was deserted, and, after a short re-opening by Gifford from Goodman's

Fields, finally ceased to be a theatre about the year 1737. Since that

period Covent Garden and Drury Lane playhouses have had this part of

the town to themselves.

It is conjectured, that the first appearance of an actress on the

English stage, to the scandal of the Puritans, and with many apologies

for the "indecorum" of giving up the performances of female characters

by boys, took place in the theatre in Vere Street, on Saturday, Dec.

8, 1660. The part first performed was certainly that of Desdemona; a

very fit one to introduce the claims of the sex.[224]

Mr. Malone has given us the prologue written for this occasion by

Thomas Jordan; which, as it shows the "sensation" that was made, sets

us in a lively manner in the situation of the spectators, and gives a

curious account of some of the male actors of gentle womanhood, we

shall here repeat. It is entitled "A Prologue, to introduce the first

Woman that came to act on the Stage, in the Tragedy called the Moor of

Venice:"

"I came unknown to any of the rest,

To tell the news; I saw the lady drest:

The woman plays to-day; mistake me not,

No man in gown, or page in petticoat:

A woman to my knowledge, yet I can't,

If I should die, make affidavit on't.

Do you not twitter, gentlemen? I know

You will be censuring: do it fairly, though;

'Tis possible a virtuous woman may

Abhor all sorts of looseness, and yet play;

Play on the stage--where all eyes are upon her:

Shall we count that a crime France counts an honour?

In other kingdoms husbands safely trust 'em;

The difference lies only in the custom.

And let it be our custom, I advise;

I'm sure this custom's better than th' excise,

And may procure _us_ custom: hearts of flint

Will melt in passion, when a woman's in't.

But, gentlemen, you that as judges sit

In the Star-chamber of the house--the pit,

Have modest thoughts of her; pray, do not run

To give her visits when the play is done,

With '_damn me, your most humble servant, lady_;'

She knows these things as well as you, it may be;

Not a bit there, dear gallants, she doth know

Her own deserts,--and your temptations too.

But to the point:--in this reforming age

We have intents to civilize the stage.

Our women are defective, and so sized,

You'd think they were some of the guard disguised;

For to speak truth, men act, that are between

Forty and fifty, wenches of fifteen;

With bone so large, and nerve so incompliant,

When you call Desdemona, enter giant.

We shall purge everything that is unclean,

Lascivious, scurrilous, impious, or obscene;

And when we've put all things in this fair way,

Barebones himself may come to see a play."[225]

The epilogue, "which consists of but twelve lines, is in the same

strain of apology."

"And how do you like her; Come, what is't ye drive at?

She's the same thing in public as in private,

As far from being what you call a whore,

As Desdemona injured by the Moor;

Then he that censures her in such a case,

Hath a soul blacker than Othello's face.

But, ladies, what think _you_? for if you tax

Her freedom with dishonour to your sex,

She means to act no more, and this shall be

No other play, but her own tragedy.

She will submit to none but your commands,

And take commission only from your hands."[226]

From the nature of this epilogue, and the permission accorded by the

ladies, the women actors appear to have met with all the success they

could wish; yet a prologue to the second part of Davenant's "Siege of

Rhodes," acted in April, 1662, shows us that the matter was still

considered a delicate one upwards of a year afterwards.

"Hope little from our poet's withered wit,

From infant players scarce grown puppets yet;

Hope from our women less, whose bashful fear

Wondered to see me dare to enter here:

Each took her leave, and wished my danger past,

And though I came back safe and undisgraced,

Yet when they spy the wits here, then I doubt

No amazon can make them venture out,

Though I advised them not to fear you much,

For I presume not half of you are such."[227]

It was in the Theatre at Vere Street that Pepys first saw a woman on

the stage.[228] One of the earliest female performers mentioned by him

was an actress whose name is not ascertained, but who attained an

unfortunate celebrity in the part of Roxana in the "Siege of Rhodes."

She was seduced by Aubery de Vere, the last Earl of Oxford of that

name, under the guise of a private marriage--a species of villany

which made a great figure in works of fiction up to a late period. The

story is "got up" in detail by Madame Dunois, in her "History of the

Court of Charles II.;"[229] but it is told with more brevity in

Grammont; and as the latter, though apocryphal enough, pretends to say

nothing on the subject in which he is not borne out by other writers,

his lively account may be laid before the reader.

"The Earl of Oxford," says one of his heroines, "fell in love

with a handsome, graceful actress, belonging to the Duke's

theatre, who performed to perfection, particularly the part of

Roxana in a very fashionable new play; insomuch that she ever

after retained that name. This creature being both very

virtuous and very modest, or, if you please, wonderfully

obstinate, proudly rejected the presents and addresses of the

Earl of Oxford. The resistance inflamed his passion; he had

recourse to invectives and even spells; but all in vain. This

disappointment had such an effect upon him, that he could

neither eat nor drink; this did not signify to him; but his

passion at length became so violent, that he could neither play

nor smoke. In this extremity, Love had recourse to Hymen; the

Earl of Oxford, one of the first peers of the realm, is, you

know, a very handsome man: he is of the order of the Garter,

which greatly adds to an air naturally noble. In short, from

his outward appearance, you would suppose he was really

possessed of some sense; but as soon as ever you hear him

speak, you are perfectly convinced to the contrary. This

passionate lover presented her with a promise of marriage, in

due form, signed with his own hand; she would not, however,

rely upon this; but the next day she thought there could be no

danger, when the Earl himself came to her lodgings attended by

a clergyman, and another man for a witness; the marriage was

accordingly solemnized with all due ceremonies, in the presence

of one of her fellow-players, who attended as a witness on her

part. You will suppose, perhaps, that the new countess had

nothing to do but to appear at court according to her rank, and

to display the earl's arms upon her carriage. This was far from

being the case. When examination was made concerning the

marriage, it was found to be a mere deception: it appeared that

the pretended priest was one of my lord's trumpeters, and the

witness his kettle-drummer. The parson and his companion never

appeared after the ceremony was over; and as for the other

witness, he endeavoured to persuade her that the Sultana Roxana

might have supposed, in some part or other of a play, that she

was really married. It was all to no purpose that the poor

creature claimed the protection of the laws of God and man;

both which were violated and abused, as well as herself, by

this infamous imposition: in vain did she throw herself at the

king's feet to demand justice; she had only to rise up again

without redress; and happy might she think herself to receive

an annuity of one thousand crowns, and to resume the name of

Roxana, instead of Countess of Oxford."[230]

This scoundrel Earl (whose alleged want of sense is extremely

probable, and was his best excuse, as well as the worst thing to say

for the lady), died full of years and honours, and was buried in

Westminster Abbey.

In 1664, Mr. Pepys witnessed a scene in the theatre in Portugal

Street, which shows the extremity to which the speculation of managers

and the curiosity of the British public can go. This was no other than

the appearance of an imposter, called the German Princess, in the part

of her own character, after having been tried for it at the Old

Bailey. She was tried for bigamy, and acquitted; but she had inveigled

a young citizen into marriage under pretence of being a German

Princess, the citizen pretending at the same time to be a nobleman.

The impudence of the thing was completed by the badness of her

performance. Granger, however, who appears to have read a vindication

of her, which she published, thinks she had great natural abilities.

The following is curious:--4th (Feb. 1666-7).

"Soon as dined," says Pepys, "my wife and I out to the Duke's

playhouse, and there saw Heraclius, an excellent play, to my

extraordinary content; and the more from the house being very

full, and great company; among others Mrs. Stuart,[231] very

fine, with her locks done up in puffes, as my wife calls them:

and several other great ladies had their hair so, though I do

not like it, but my wife do mightily; but it is only because

she sees it is the fashion. Here I saw my Lord Rochester[232]

and his lady, Mrs. Mallet, who hath after all this ado married

him; and, as I hear some say in the pit, it is a great act of

charity, for he hath no estate. But it was pleasant to see how

everybody rose up when my Lord John Butler, the Duke of

Ormond's son, came into the pit, towards the end of the play,

who was a servant to Mrs. Mallett, and now smiled upon her, and

she on him."[233]

One little thinks, now-a-days, in turning into Portugal Street, that

all the fashionable world, with the wits and poets, once thronged into

that poor-looking thoroughfare, with its bailiffs at one end, and its

butchers at the other. The difference, however, between beaux and

butchers was not so great at that time as it became afterwards; though

none arrogated the praise of high breeding more than the fine

gentlemen of Charles II. Next year Pepys speaks of a fray at this

house between Harry Killigrew and the Duke of Buckingham, in which the

latter beat him, and took away his sword. Another time, according to

his account, Rochester beat Tom Killigrew, at the Dutch Ambassador's,

and in the King's presence. Blows from people of rank do not appear to

have been resented as they would be now.

In the following passage we have an author's first night before us,

and that author the gallant Etherege, with dukes and wits about him in

the pit. He makes, however, a very different figure in our eyes from

what we commonly conceive of him, for he is unsuccessful and

complaining.

"My wife," says Pepys, "being gone before (6th Feb. 1667-8), I

to the Duke of York's playhouse, where a new play of

Etheridge's, called 'She would if she could;' and, though I was

there by two o'clock, there was one thousand people put back

that could not have room in the pit; and I at last, because my

wife was there, made shift to get into the 18_d._ box, and

there saw. But Lord! how full was the house, and how silly the

play, there being nothing in the world good in it, and few

people pleased in it. The King was there; but I sat mightily

behind, and could see but little, and hear not at all. The play

being done, I into the pit to look for my wife, it being dark

and raining; but could not find her, and so staid, going

between the two doors and through the pit, an hour and a half,

I think, after the play was done, the people staying there till

the rain was over, and to talk one with another. And among the

rest here was the Duke of Buckingham to-day openly sat in the

pit; and there I found him with my Lord Buckhurst, and Sedley,

and Etheridge the poet; the last of whom I did hear mightily

find fault with the actors, that they were out of humour and

had not their parts perfect, and that Harris did do nothing,

nor could so much as sing a catch in it; and so was mightily

concerned; while all the rest did through the whole pit blame

the play as a silly, dull thing, though there was something

very roguish and witty; but the design of the play and end

mighty insipid. At last I did find my wife."

The ensuing is a specimen of the manners of one of the fine ladies:-

"5th (May, 1668), Creed and I to the Duke of York's playhouse;

and there, coming late, up to the balcony-box, where we find my

Lady Castlemaine (the King's mistress) and several great

ladies; and there we sat with them, and I saw the

'Impertinents' once more than yesterday! and I for that reason

like it, I find, the better too. By Sir Positive At-all I

understand is meant Sir Robert Howard. My lady pretty well

pleased with it; but here I sat close to her fine woman,

Wilson, who indeed is very handsome, but they say with child by

the King. I asked, and she told me this was the first time her

lady had seen it, I having a mind to say something to her. One

thing of familiarity I observed in my Lady Castlemaine; she

called to one of her women, another that sat by this, for a

little patch off of her face, and put it into her mouth and

wetted it, and so clapped it upon her own by the side of her

mouth; I suppose she feeling a pimple rising there."[234]

More manners of this gallant reign. Pepys says he went to see a woman

with a great bushy beard, "which pleased him mightily."

"Thence to the Duke's playhouse, and saw 'Macbeth.' The King

and Court there; and we sat just under them and my Lady

Castlemaine, and close to a woman that comes into the pit, a

kind of a loose gossip, that pretends to be like her, and is so

something. And my wife, by my troth, appeared, I think, as

pretty as any of them; I never thought so much before; and so

did Talbot and W. Hewer, as they said, I heard, to one another.

The King and Duke of York minded me, and smiled upon me, at the

handsome woman near me; but it vexed me to see Moll Davies, in

the box over the King and my Lady Castlemaine, look down upon

the King and he up to her; and so did my Lady Castlemaine once

to see who it was; but when she saw Moll Davies, she looked

like fire; which troubled me."[235]

Modes of thinking. Mr. Pepys is of opinion that the "Tempest," which

he saw at this house, is an "innocent" play; "no great wit, but yet

good above ordinary plays." This appears to have been his general

opinion of Shakspeare. That year he says,

"After dinner to the Duke of York's playhouse, and there saw

'Sir Martin Mar-all,' which I have seen so often, and yet am

mightily pleased with it, and think it mighty witty, and the

fullest of proper matter for mirth that was ever writ; and I do

clearly see that they do improve in their acting of it. Here a

mighty company of citizens, 'prentices, and others; and it

makes me observe, that when I began first to be able to bestow

a play on myself, I do not remember that I saw so many by half

of the ordinary 'prentices and mean people in the pit, at 2_s._

6_d._ a piece, as now; I going for several years no higher than

the 12_d._ and then the 18_d._ places, though I strained hard

to go in them when I did: so much the vanity and prodigality of

the age is to be observed in this particular."[236]

What he calls the vanity of the age, was one of the best signs of its

advancement. Plays, at the time above mentioned, began as early as

they did before the civil wars; and when they were over, people rode

out in their coaches to take the air. Our author, when the King

visited the theatre, speaks of being there by one o'clock to get a

seat. Kynaston, a favourite actor at this house, used to be taken out

airing by the ladies, in the dress which he wore as a female. Cibber

mentions this particular among others in an entertaining account of

Kynaston, whom the ladies do not appear to have spoiled:--

"Though women," he says, "were not admitted to the stage till

the return of King Charles, yet it could not be so suddenly

supplied with them, but that there was still a necessity, for

some time, to put the handsomest young men into petticoats,

which Kynaston was then said to have worn with success;

particularly in the part of Evadne, in the 'Maid's Tragedy,'

which I have heard him speak of; and which calls to my mind a

ridiculous distress that arose from these sort of shifts, which

the stage was then put to. The King, coming a little before his

usual time to a tragedy, found the actors not ready to begin,

when his Majesty, not choosing to have as much patience as his

good subjects, sent to them to know the meaning of it; upon

which the master of the company came to the box, and rightly

judging that the best excuse for their default would be the

true one, fairly told his Majesty that the queen was not

_shaved_ yet: the King, whose good humour loved to laugh at a

jest as well as to make one, accepted the excuse, which served

to divert him till the male queen could be effeminated. In a

word, Kynaston, at that time, was so beautiful a youth, that

the ladies of quality prided themselves in taking him with them

in their coaches to Hyde Park in his theatrical habit, after

the play; which in those days they might have sufficient time

to do, because plays then were used to begin at four o'clock:

the hour that people of the same rank are now going to dinner.

Of this truth I had the curiosity to inquire, and had it

confirmed from his own mouth, in his advanced age: and, indeed,

to the last of him, his handsomeness was very little abated;

even at past sixty his teeth were sound, white and even, as one

would wish to see in a reigning toast of twenty. He had

something of a formal gravity in his mien, which was attributed

to the stately step he had been so early confined to, in a

female decency. But even that, in characters of superiority,

had its proper graces; it misbecame him not in the part of

Leon, in Fletcher's 'Rule a Wife,' &c., which he executed with

a determined manliness, and honest authority, well worth the

best actor's imitation. He had a piercing eye, and, in

characters of heroic life, a quick imperious vivacity in his

tone of voice, that painted the tyrant truly terrible. There

were two plays of Dryden in which he shone with uncommon

lustre; in 'Aurengzebe' he played Morat, and in 'Don

Sebastian,' Muley Moloch; in both these parts he had a fierce,

lion-like majesty in his port and utterance, that gave the

spectator a kind of trembling admiration."[237]

Pepys does not speak much of Betterton, the chief performer at the

Portugal-street playhouse. The reason must be, either that Betterton

played chiefly in tragedy, or that his comic talent (which is

probable) was not equal to his tragic. He was the great actor of his

time, as Garrick was of the last century, and Mr. Kean lately. His

most admired character appears to have been that of Hamlet; though

Steele, in a paper to his memory in the '_Tatler_,' seems to have been

most impressed by his performance of Othello. If an actor's Othello is

really fine, perhaps it must be his best part, as in Mr. Kean's

instance, owing to the nature of the character. Hamlet speaks to the

reflecting part of us; Othello to the sensitive. We will not present

the reader with extracts from Cibber which contain little respecting

this actor that might not be said of others; only it may be observed,

that in the better parts of the performances of the old players we

have something perhaps handed down to us of the manner of these

ancient ornaments of the stage. The liveliest idea remaining of the

genius of Betterton is furnished by an anecdote of Booth, who, when he

first performed the Ghost to Betterton's Hamlet, is said to have been

so astonished at the other's look of surprise, that for some moments

he was unable to speak. Betterton died old and poor, rather, it should

seem, from misfortune than imprudence. The actors in those times,

though much admired, were not rewarded as they have been since; nor

received anything like the modern salaries. His death is said to have

been hastened by tampering with the gout, in order to perform on his

benefit night. His person was rather manly than graceful. He was a

good-natured man; and, like Molière, would perform when he was ill,

rather than hinder the profits of his brother actors.[238] At Caen

Wood, Hampstead, the seat of Lord Mansfield, there is a portrait of

him by Pope, who was an amateur in painting. They became acquainted

when the latter was young, and the actor old; and took such a liking

to one another, that Pope is supposed to have had a hand in a volume

of pieces from 'Chaucer,' purporting to have been modernised by

Betterton.

Another celebrated actor in Portugal Street during the reign of

Charles II. was Nokes, who appears, from Cibber's account of him to

have been something between Liston and Munden. By a line in one of

Dryden's Epistles, the town seem to have thought a comedy deficient in

which he did not make his appearance. The poet says to Southern on his

play of the '_Wives' Excuse_'--

"The hearers may for want of Nokes repine,

But rest secure, the readers will be thine."

Nokes was one of those actors who create a roar the moment they are

seen, and make people ache with laughter.

These were among the older performers in Portugal Street. When

Congreve took a share in the theatre, some others had joined it, and

become celebrated, two of whom, Mr. Mountford and Mrs. Bracegirdle, we

have already described. Another two, whose names remain familiar with

posterity, are Mrs. Mountford and Mrs. Barry. Mrs. Mountford was a

capital stage coquette; besides being able to act male coxcombs and

country dowdies. Mrs. Barry was a fine tragedian, both of the heroic

and tender cast. Dryden pronounced her the best actress he had seen.

It is said she was a mistress of Lord Rochester's when young; that it

was to her his love-letters were addressed; and that she owed her

celebrity to his instructions. She was not handsome, and her mouth was

a little awry, but her countenance was very expressive. This is the

actress, who, in the delirium of her last moments, is said to have

alluded in an extempore blank verse to a manoeuvre played by Queen

Anne's ministry some time before:--

"Ha! ha! and so they make us lords by dozens!"

Cibber's sketch of Mrs. Mountford, in the character of Melantha is the

masterpiece of his book, and presents a portrait sufficiently distinct

to be extracted.

"Melantha," says our lively critic (himself a coxcomb of the

first water), "is as finished an impertinent as ever fluttered

in a drawing-room, and seems to contain the most complete

system of female foppery that could possibly be crowded into

the tortured form of a fine lady. Her language, dress, motion,

manners, soul and body, are in a continual hurry to do

something more than is necessary or commendable. And though I

doubt it will be a vain labour to offer you a just likeness of

Mrs. Mountford's action, yet the fantastic impression is still

so strong in my memory, that I cannot help saying something,

though fantastically, about it. The first ridiculous airs that

break from her are upon a gallant, never seen before, who

delivers her a letter from her father, recommending him to her

good graces, as an honourable lover. Here now, one would think,

she might naturally show a little of the sex's decent reserve,

though never so slightly covered. No, sir, not a tittle of it;

modesty is the virtue of a poor-souled country gentlewoman; she

is too much a court lady to be under so vulgar a confusion; she

reads the letter, therefore, with a careless dropping lip, and

an erected brow, humming it hastily over, as if she were

impatient to outgo her father's commands, by making a complete

conquest of him at once; and that the letter might not

embarrass her attack, crack! she scrambles it at once into her

palm, and pours upon him her whole artillery of airs, eyes, and

motion; down goes her dainty diving body to the ground, as if

she were sinking under the conscious load of her own

attractions; then launches into a flood of fine language and

compliment, still playing her chest forward in fifty falls and

risings, like a swan upon waving water; and to complete her

impertinence, she is so rapidly fond of her own wit, that she

will not give her lover leave to praise it: silent assenting

bows, and vain endeavours to speak, are all the share of the

conversation he is admitted to, which, at last, he is relieved

from, by her engagements to half-a-score visits, which she

swims from him to make, with a promise to return in a

twinkling."[239]

Three of Congreve's plays, '_Love for Love_,' the '_Mourning Bride_,'

and the '_Way of the World_,' came out at the theatre in Portugal

Street. In the first paper of the '_Tatler_,' Steele gives a criticism

on the performance of '_Love for Love_,' which contains one or two

curious points of information respecting the customs of play-goers in

the reign of Anne. The "article" begins like that of a modern

newspaper.

"On Thursday last was acted, for the benefit of Mr. Betterton,

the celebrated comedy called 'Love for Love.' Those excellent

players, Mrs. Barry, Mrs. Bracegirdle, and Mr. Dogget, though

not at present concerned in the house, acted on that occasion.

There has not been known so great a concourse of persons of

distinction as at that time: the stage itself was covered with

gentlemen and ladies; and when the curtain was drawn, it

discovered even there a very splendid audience. This unusual

encouragement, which was given to a play for the advantage of

so great an actor, gives an undeniable instance that the true

relish for manly entertainments and rational pleasures is not

wholly lost. All the parts were acted to perfection: the actors

were careful of their carriage, and no one was guilty of the

affectation to insert witticism of his own; but a due respect

was had to the audience for encouraging this accomplished

player. It is not now doubted but plays will revive, and take

their usual course in the opinion of persons of wit and merit,

notwithstanding their late apostacy in favour of dress and

sound. The place is very much altered since Mr. Dryden

frequented it; where you used to see songs, epigrams, and

satires, in the hands of every man you met, you have now only a

pack of cards; and instead of the cavils about the turn of the

expression, the elegance of the style, and the like, the

learned now dispute only about the truth of the game."

The last proprietor of this theatre was Rich, the famous harlequin,

who, having a poor company, unable to compete with Drury Lane,

introduced that love of show and spectacle which has ever since been

willing to forego the regular drama, however reproached by the

critics. Pope has hitched him into the 'Dunciad,' (book iii.), as one

of the ministers of Dulness.

"Immortal Rich! how calm he sits at ease,

'Midst snows of paper, and fierce hail of pease;

And proud his mistress' order to perform,

Rides in the whirlwind, and directs the storm."

He had the merit, however, of producing the 'Beggar's Opera,' which

was acted scores of nights together all over England, and finally

rendered its heroine a duchess, and is said to have made "Gay Rich,

and Rich Gay." Rich had no education. He was in the habit, when

conversing, of saying mister, instead of sir.

One of Rich's actors was Quin, of whom more by and by. Garrick was

never at this theatre. It closed a little before his time, and was

never reopened. The vulgar attributed its desertion to a supernumerary

devil, who made his appearance in the pantomine of '_Harlequin and Dr.

Faustus_,' and took his exit through the roof instead of the door;

which so frightened the manager that he had not the courage to open

the theatre again. The only memorial now remaining in Portugal Street

of theatres and play-goers, and all their lively generation, is a

table set up in the burial-ground to the memory of the famous Joe

Miller, author of so many posthumous good things. He was an actor in

Congreve's time, and has the reputation of having been an honest, as

well as a pleasant fellow. The jest-book, which passes for his

publication, was collected by a companion of his, who is thought to

have owed to him nothing but his name. It is but reasonable to

conclude, however, that many of the jests were of the comedian's

relating.

In Carey Street, when she was first married, lived Mrs. Chapone. She

afterwards resided in Arundel Street. When we have no greater names to

mention, we think it our duty to avail ourselves of those of any

intelligent and amiable persons who are really worth mention, though

they may not be of the first order. They will be welcome to the

inhabitants of the street, and perhaps serve to throw a grace over

neighbourhoods that want it. It is better to think of Mrs. Chapone in

going along Carey Street, than of bailiffs and lock-up houses--unless,

indeed the latter should make us zealous to reform the debtor and

creditor laws; and even then we might be glad of the refreshment. Mrs.

Chapone was one of the disciples of Richardson, and is well known for

her '_Letters on the Improvement of the Mind_.' Ten months after her

marriage she lost her husband, to whom she was greatly attached, and

then she left Carey Street; so that the pleasantest part of her life

was probably spent there.

Clare Market stands on a spot formerly called Clement's Inn Fields,

the property of the Earls of Clare, one of whom built the market about

the year 1657. He is said to have lived close by, in a style of

magnificence. The names of the family, Denzel, Holles, &c., are

retained in some of the neighbouring streets.

Clare Market became notorious in the time of Pope, for the

extravagance of Orator Henley, a clever, but irregular-minded man, who

overrated himself, and became, it may be said, mad with impudence.

Some describe his Oratory as being in the Market, others in Duke

Street, which is the street going out of the western side of Lincoln's

Inn Square through the archway. Another writer says it was the old

theatre of Sir William Davenant, in Gibbon's Tennis Court, of which we

have just spoken, and which is said to have been in Vere Street. Most

likely all these accounts are to be reconciled. A tenement is often

described as existing in a certain street, when the street presents

nothing but a passage to it; and we take Henley's Oratory to have been

the old theatre, with a passage to it from the market, from Vere

Street, and from Duke Street. Having settled this magnificent point,

we proceed with the no less magnificent orator.

He was a native of Melton Mowbray, in the county of Leicester, the son

of a clergyman, and after going to St. John's College, Cambridge,

returned to his native place, and became master of the school there.

"Feeling, or fancying," says the author of the 'Lounger's

Common-Place Book,' "that a genius like his ought not to be

buried in so obscure a situation, having been long convinced

that many gross errors and impostures prevailed in the various

institutions and establishments of mankind; being also

ambitious of restoring ancient eloquence, but as his enemies

asserted, to avoid the scandalous embarrassments of illicit

love, he repaired to the metropolis, and for a short time

performed clerical functions at St. John's Chapel, near Bedford

Row, with the prospect of succeeding to the lectureship of an

adjoining parish (Bloomsbury), which soon became vacant.

"Several candidates offering for this situation, a warm contest

ensued; probation sermons were preached; and Henley's

predominating vanity made him expect an easy victory.

"We may guess at his disappointment, when this disciple of

Demosthenes and Cicero was informed that the congregation had

no objection to his language or his doctrine, but that he threw

himself about too much in the pulpit, and that another person

was chosen.

"Losing his temper as well as his election, he rushed into a

room where the principal parishioners were assembled, and thus

addressed them, in all the vehemence of outrageous passion:--

"'Blockheads! are _you_ qualified to judge of the degree of

action necessary for a preacher of God's word? Were you able to

read, or had you sufficient sense, you sorry knaves, to

understand the renowned orator of antiquity, he would tell you,

almost the only requisite of a public speaker was action,

action, action.

"'But I despise and defy you; _provoco ad populum_; the public

shall decide between us.' He then hastily retired, and, to

vindicate his injured fame, published the probationary

discourse he had delivered.

"Thus disappointed in the regular routine of his profession, he

became a quack divine; for this character he was eminently

qualified, possessing a strong voice, fluent language, an

imposing magisterial air, and a countenance, which no violation

of propriety, reproach, or self-correction, was ever known to

embarrass or discompose.

"He immediately advertised that he should hold forth publicly,

two days in the week, and hired for this purpose, a large room

in or near Newport Market, which he called the Oratory; but

previous to the commencement of his 'academical discourses,' he

chose to consult Mr. Whiston, a learned clergyman of

considerable mathematical and astronomical research, but who

had rendered himself remarkable by eccentric simplicity of

heart, and the whimsical heterodoxy of his creed.

"In a letter to this gentleman he desired to be informed,

whether he should incur any legal penalties by officiating as a

separatist from the Church of England. Mr. Whiston did not

encourage Henley's project, and a correspondence took place,

which, ending in virulence and ill-language, produced, a few

years after, the following letter:--

"'To Mr. William Whiston,

'Take notice, that I give you warning not to enter my room in

Newport Market, at your peril.

'JOHN HENLEY.'"[240]

Henley succeeded in his speculation, by lecturing, in the most

important manner, on all sorts of subjects, from the origin of evil

down to a shoe. He also published a variety of pamphlets, and a

periodical farrago called the 'Hyp Doctor,' for which he is said to

have had pay from Sir Robert Walpole; and as his popularity rapidly

increased in consequence of his addressing himself to uneducated

understandings, he removed from his Oratory in Newport Market to the

more capacious room in Clare Market; for he seems to have had a

natural propensity to the society of butchers, and they were fond of

his trenchant style. He sometimes threatened his enemies with them.

Pope, in answering the assertions of those who charged him with

depriving people of their bread, asks whether Colley Cibber had not

"still his lord," and Henley his butchers.

"And has not Colley still his lord----

His butchers Henley, his freemasons Moore."

Pope had been attacked by him. The poet speaks of him again, several

times, in the 'Dunciad:'

"Imbrown'd with native bronze, lo! Henley stands,

Tuning his voice, and balancing his hands.

How fluent nonsense trickles from his tongue!

How sweet the periods, neither said nor sung!

Still break the benches, Henley! with thy strain,

While Sherlock, Hare, and Gibson preach in vain.

O great restorer of the good old stage,

Preacher at once and zany of the age!

O worthy thou of Egypt's wise abodes,

A decent priest where monkeys were the gods."

Book iii., v. 199.

Pope says he had a "gilt tub," and insinuates that he sometimes got

drunk. Among the sleeping worthies in the 'Dunciad,'

"---- Henley lay inspired beside a sink,

And to mere mortals seemed a priest in drink."

A contemporary journalist, who says that the fame of Henley induced

him to be present at one of the lectures in Newport Market, describes

him as entering like a harlequin by a door behind the pulpit, and "at

one large leap jumping into it, and falling to work." "His notions,"

he says, "the orator beat into the audience with hands, arms, legs,

and head, as if people's understandings were to be courted and knocked

down with blows." The price of admission was a shilling. The following

are samples of Henley's extraordinary advertisements:--

"At the Oratory in Newport Market, to-morrow, at half-an-hour

after ten, the sermon will be on the Witch of Endor. At

half-an-hour after five, the theological lecture will be on the

conversion and original of the Scottish nation, and of the

Picts and Caledonians; St. Andrew's relics and panegyric, and

the character and mission of the Apostles.

"On Wednesday, at six, or near the matter, take your chance,

will be a medley oration on the history, merits, and praise of

confusion, and of confounders, in the road and out of the way.

"On Friday, will be that on Dr. Faustus and Fortunatus, and

conjuration; after each, the Chimes of the Times, No. 23 and

24. N.B. Whenever the prices of the seats are occasionally

raised in the week days, notice will be given of it in the

prints. An account of the performances of the Oratory from the

1st of August is published, with the Discourse on Nonsense; and

if any bishop, clergyman, or other subject of his Majesty, or

the subject of any foreign prince or state, can at my years,

and in my circumstances and opportunities, without the least

assistance or any patron in the world, parallel the study,

choice, variety, and discharge of the said performances of the

Oratory by his own or any others, I will engage forthwith to

quit the said Oratory.

"J. HENLEY."[241]

In the bill of fare issued for Sunday, September 28, 1729, the most

extraordinary theological speculations are followed by a list of the

fashions in dress.

"At the Oratory, the corner of Lincoln's Inn Fields, near Clare

Market, to-morrow, at half-an-hour after ten: 1. The postil

will be on the turning of Lot's wife into a pillar of salt. 2.

The sermon will be on the necessary power and attractive force

which religion gives the spirit of a man with God and good

spirits.

"II. At five: 1. The postil will be on this point: in what

language our Saviour will speak the last sentence on mankind.

2. The lecture will be on Jesus Christ's sitting at the right

hand of God; where that is; the honours and lustre of his

inauguration; the learning, criticism, and piety of that

glorious article.

"The Monday's orations will shortly be resumed. On Wednesday,

the oration will be on the skits of the fashions, or a live

gallery of family pictures in all ages; ruffs, muffs, puffs

manifold; shoes, wedding-shoes, two-shoes, slip-shoes, heels,

clocks, pantofles, buskins, pantaloons, garters,

shoulder-knots, periwigs, head-dresses, modesties, tuckers,

farthingales, corkins, minikins, slammakins, ruffles, round

robins, tollets, fans, patches; dame, forsooth, madam, my lady,

the wit and beauty of my grannum; Winnifred, Joan, Bridget,

compared with our Winny, Jenny, and Biddy; fine ladies, and

pretty gentlewomen; being a general view of the _beau monde_,

from before Noah's flood to the year 29. On Friday will be

something better than last Tuesday. After each, a bob at the

times."[242]

Henley must have lectured a long while; for one of his "bobs at the

times" was occasioned by the dismissal of Dr. Cobden, a chaplain to

George II. in the year 1748, for preaching from the following text:

"Take away the wicked from before the king, and his throne shall be

established in righteousness." The wicked, we believe, meant the

king's mistresses. Next Saturday, Henley's advertisement appeared

with an epigram on this text for a motto:--

"Away with the wicked before the king,

And away with the wicked behind him;

His throne it will bless

With righteousness,

And we shall know where to find him."

This must be what the reviewers call a "favourable specimen."

"Sometimes," says the 'Lounger's Common-Place Book,' "one of

his old Bloomsbury friends caught the speaker's eye; on these

occasions, he could not resist the temptation to gratify his

vanity and resentment; after a short pause he would address the

unfortunate interloper in words to the following effect: 'You

see, sir, all mankind are not exactly of your opinion; there

are, you perceive, a few sensible people in the world, who

consider me as not wholly unqualified for the office I have

undertaken.'

"His abashed and confounded adversaries, thus attacked in a

public company, a most awkward species of distress, were glad

to retire precipitately, and sometimes were pushed out of the

room by Henley's partizans."[243]

It is probable that Henley's partizans were sometimes necessary to

secure him from the results of his imprudence, though his boldness

appears to have been on a par with it. He once attracted an audience

of shoemakers by announcing that he could teach them a method of

making shoes with wonderful celerity. The secret consisted in cutting

off the tops of old boots. His motto to the advertisement (_omne majus

continet in se minus_, the greater includes the less) had a pleasantry

in it, which makes the disappointment of the poor shoemakers doubly

ludicrous.

Henley, on one occasion, was for several days in the custody of the

King's messenger, having incurred the displeasure of the House of

Lords. "Lord Chesterfield, at that time secretary of state," says the

'Lounger,' "amused himself and his associates in office by sporting

with the hopes and fears of our restorer of ancient eloquence; during

his examination before the privy council, he requested permission to

sit, on account of a real, or, as it was supposed, pretended

rheumatism. Occasioning considerable merriment by his eccentric

answers, and sometimes by the oddity of his questions, he was observed

to join heartily and loudly in the laugh he had himself created.

"The Earl having expostulated with him on the impropriety of

ridiculing the exertions of his native country, at the moment

rebellion raged in the heart of the kingdom, Henley replied, 'I

thought there was no harm, my Lord, in _cracking a joke on a

red-herring_:' alluding to the worthy primate of that name, who

proposed, and, I believe, had actually commenced, arming and

arraying the clergy.

"Many disrespectful and unwarrantable expressions he had

applied to persons high in office, being mentioned to him, he

answered, without embarrassment, 'My Lords, I must live.'

"'I see no kind of reason for that,' said Lord Chesterfield,

'but many against it.' The council were pleased, and laughed at

the retort; the prisoner, somewhat irritated, observed, 'That

is a good thing, but it has been said before.'

"A few days after, being reprimanded for his improper conduct,

and cautioned against repeating it, he was dismissed, as an

impudent, but entertaining fellow."[244]

To complete the history of this man, he struck medals for his tickets,

with a star rising to the meridian; over it the motto, _Ad summa_ (to

the height), and below, _Inveniam viam aut faciam_ (I will find a way

or make one). As might be expected, he found no way at last, but that

of falling into contempt. He appears to have been too imprudent to

make money by his vagaries; and his manners, probably in consequence,

became gross and ferocious. He died in 1756. His person makes a

principal figure in two humorous plates, attributed to Hogarth.

Duke Street and Little Wild Street have had an inhabitant, as

illustrious afterwards as he was then obscure, in the person of

Benjamin Franklin, who, when he was first in England, worked in the

printing office of Mr. Watts, in the latter street, and lodged in the

former. When he came to England afterwards, as the agent of

Massachusetts, he went into this office, "and going up," says his

biography, "to a particular press [now in America], thus addressed the

two workmen: 'Come, my friends, we will drink together: it is now

forty years since I worked like you at this press, as a journeyman

printer.'" The same publication gives an account of him during this

period, which, besides containing more than one curious local

particular, is highly worth the attention of those who confound

stimulus with vigour.

"After the completion," says the writer, "of twelve months at

Palmer's" (in Bartholomew Close), "Franklin removed to the

printing-office of Mr. Watts, in Lincoln's Inn Fields, where he

continued during the whole of his subsequent stay in the

British metropolis. He found a contiguous lodging with a widow

lady in Duke Street, opposite the Catholic chapel, for which

he paid at his old rate of three and sixpence weekly, and

received no new impressions in favour of Christians from his

occasional notices of the Romish superstitions in this family

and neighbourhood. His landlady was a clergyman's daughter,

who, marrying a Catholic, had abjured Protestantism, and became

acquainted with several distinguished families of that

persuasion. She and Franklin found mutual pleasure in each

other's society. He kept good hours, and she was too lame

generally to leave her room; frugality was the habit of both;

half an anchovy, a small slice of bread and butter each, with

half a pint of ale between them, furnished commonly their

supper. So well pleased was the widow with her inmate, that

when Franklin talked of removing to another house, where he

could obtain the same accommodation as with her for two

shillings per week, she became generous in his favour, and

abated her charge for his room to that sum. He never paid her

more during the rest of his stay with her, which was the whole

time he continued in London. In the attic, was a maiden

Catholic lady, by choice and habit a nun. She had been sent

early in life to the Continent to take the veil; but the

climate disagreeing with her health, she returned home; devoted

her small estate to charitable purposes, with the exception of

about 12_l._ a-year; practised confession daily; and lived

entirely on water gruel. Her presence was thought a blessing to

the house, and several of its tenants in succession had charged

her no rent. Her room contained a mattress, table, crucifix,

and stool, as its only furniture. She admitted the occasional

visits of Franklin and her landlady; was cheerful, he says, and

healthful: and while her superstition moved his compassion, he

felt confirmed in his frugality by her example, and exhibits it

in his journal as another proof of the possibility of

supporting life, health, and cheerfulness on very small means.

"During the first weeks of his engagement with Mr. Watts, he

worked as a pressman, drinking only water, while his companions

had their five pints of porter each, per day; and his strength

was superior to theirs. He ridiculed the verbal logic of strong

beer being necessary for strong work; contending that the

strength yielded by malt liquor could only be in proportion to

the quantity of flour or actual grain dissolved in the liquor,

and that a pennyworth of bread must have more of this than a

pot of porter. The Water-American, as he was called, had some

converts to his system; his example, in this case, being

clearly better than his philosophy.[245]

"Franklin was born to be a revolutionist, in many good senses

of the word. He now proposed and carried several alterations in

the so-called _chapel_-laws of the printing office; resisted

what he thought the impositions, while he conciliated the

respect of his fellow-workmen; and always had cash and credit

in the neighbourhood at command, to which the sottish part of

his brethren were occasionally, and sometimes largely indebted.

He thus depicts this part of his prosperous life:--'On my

entrance, I worked at first as a pressman, conceiving that I

had need of bodily exercise, to which I had been accustomed in

America, where the printers work alternately, as compositors

and at the press. I drank nothing but water. The other workmen,

to the number of about fifty, were great drinkers of beer. I

carried occasionally a large form of letters in each hand, up

and down stairs, while the rest employed both hands to carry

one. They were surprised to see by this and many other

examples, that the _American aquatic_, as they used to call me,

was stronger than those that drank porter. The beer-boy had

sufficient employment during the whole day in serving that

house alone. My fellow-pressman drank every day a pint of beer

before breakfast, a pint with bread and cheese for breakfast,

one between breakfast and dinner, one at dinner, one again

about six o'clock in the afternoon, and another after he had

finished his day's work. This custom appeared to me abominable;

but he had need, he said, of all this beer, in order to acquire

strength to work.

"'I endeavoured to convince him, that the bodily strength

furnished by the beer could only be in proportion to the solid

part of the barley dissolved in the water of which the beer was

composed; that there was a larger portion of flour in a

penny-loaf, and that, consequently, if he ate this loaf, and

drank a pint of water, he would derive more strength from it

than from a pint of beer. This reasoning, however, did not

prevent him from drinking his accustomed quantity of beer, and

paying every Saturday night a score of four or five shillings

a-week for this cursed beverage; an expense from which I was

wholly exempt. Thus do these poor devils continue all their

lives in a state of voluntary wretchedness and poverty.

"'My example prevailed with several of them to renounce their

abominable practice of bread and cheese with beer; and they

procured, like me, from a neighbouring house, a good basin of

warm gruel, in which was a small slice of butter, with toasted

bread and nutmeg. This was a much better breakfast, which did

not cost more than a pint of beer, namely, three halfpence, and

at the same time preserved the head clearer. Those who

continued to gorge themselves with beer, often lost their

credit with the publican, from neglecting to pay their score.

They had then recourse to me to become security for them,

_their light_, as they used to call it, _being out_. I attended

at the table every Saturday evening to take up the little sums

which I had made myself answerable for, and which sometimes

amounted to near thirty shillings a-week.

"'This circumstance, added to the reputation of my being a

tolerable good _gabber_, or, in other words, skilful in the art

of burlesque, kept up my importance in the chapel. I had,

besides, recommended myself to the esteem of my master by my

assiduous application to business, never observing Saint

Monday. My extraordinary quickness in composing always procured

me such work as was most urgent, and which is commonly best

paid; and thus my time passed away in a very pleasant

manner.'"[246]

[Illustration: THE PRINTING PRESS AT WHICH FRANKLIN WORKED.]

FOOTNOTES:

[215] Anecdotes of Painting, in his Works, 4to. vol. iii., p. 364.

[216] Walpole's Works, _ut supra_, vol iii., p. 364.

[217] Life of Edward Lord Herbert, of Cherbury, in the Autobiography

p. 145. It is an honour to Grotius, who wrote a book, De Veritate, on

the other side of the question, that he encouraged so renowned an

antagonist to publish: though, perhaps, he saw less danger in it than

singularity. At all events, he could anticipate no harm from the

close.

[218] Malcolm's Customs and Manners of London, from the Roman Invasion

to the Year 1700, vol. i., p. 318.

[219] Poems on Affairs of State, from the Time of Oliver Cromwell to

the Abdication of King James the Second, vol. i., p. 147.

[220] It is still a phrase with the vulgar to say, a man "shams

Abram."

[221] Manners and Customs, vol. i., p. 322.

[222] Historical Account of the English Stage, p. 320.

[223] It has recently been pulled down to make room for the

enlargement of the museum of the College of Surgeons.

[224] See Malone, pp. 135, 136.

[225] Malone, p. 135.

[226] Ibid., p. 136.

[227] Malone, p. 136.

[228] Memoirs, _ut supra_, vol. i., p. 167.

[229] Memoirs of the English Court in the Reign of Charles II., &c.,

by the Countess of Dunois, part ii., p. 71.

[230] Memoirs of Count Grammont, 8vo. 1811, vol. ii. p. 142.

[231] With whom Charles II. was in love--afterwards Duchess of

Richmond.

[232] The famous wit and debauchee.

[233] Pepys' Memoirs, vol. iii., p. 136.

[234] Pepys' Memoirs, vol. iv., p. 99.

[235] Id. p. 222.

[236] Pepys' Memoirs, vol. iv., p. 2.

[237] Cibber's Apology, chap. v., &c.

[238] See Tatler, No. 167.

[239] Cibber's Apology, 2d edit. p. 138.

[240] "Lounger's Common Place Book," vol. ii., p. 137.

[241] Malcolm's Anecdotes of the Manners and Customs of London during

the Eighteenth Century, vol. i., p. 417.

[242] Malcolm, _et seq._, p. 421.

[243] Lounger's Common-Place Book, vol. ii., p. 139.

[244] Lounger's Common-Place Book, vol. ii., p. 141.

[245] "For," says the note, "while the mucilaginous qualities of

porter may form one criterion of the nourishment it yields, it does

not follow that mere nourishment is or ought to be the only

consideration in a labouring man's use of malt liquor, or any other

aliment. It is well known that flesh-meats yield chyle in greater

abundance than any production of the vegetable kingdom; but Franklin

would not have considered this any argument for living wholly upon

meat. The fact is, that the stimulating quality of all fermented

liquors (when moderately taken) is an essential part of the

refreshment, and therefore of the strength they yield.

'We curse not wine--the vile excess we blame.'"

[To this Franklin might have answered, that the want of stimulus is

generally produced by a previous abuse of it, and that the having

recourse to fermented liquors is likely to continue the abuse,

whatever may be said about moderation. The moderation is so difficult,

that it is better to abstain than to hazard it. It is true (not to

quote the words irreverently) "man does not live by bread alone," but

by sociality and good-humour; and that even a little excess

occasionally is not to be narrowly considered; but for the purposes of

labour we may surely gather from the recorded experience of those who

have laboured most, whether physically or mentally, first, that the

more temperate our _habits_, the more we can perform; and, secondly,

that an habitual abstinence from some kinds of refreshment is the only

way to secure them.]

[246] Life of Benjamin Franklin, 1826, p. 31.

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