Yet it is the most melancholy part of all such speculation, to observe

what a wide gloom is cast over them by this severe necessity, which is

nevertheless the great and constant cause of the improvement of their

condition. It is not suffering alone--for _that_ they may be inured to

bear,--but the darkness of the understanding, and the darkness of the

heart, which comes on under the oppression of toil, that is miserable to

see. Our fellow-men, born with the same spirit as ourselves, seem yet

denied the common privileges of that spirit. They seem to bring

faculties into the world that cannot be unfolded, and powers of

affection and desire which not their fault but the lot of their birth

will pervert and degrade. There is a humiliation laid upon our nature in

the doom which seems thus to rest upon a great portion of our species,

which, while it requires our most considerate compassion for those who

are thus depressed, compels us to humble ourselves under the sense of

our own participation in the nature from which it flows. Therefore, in

estimating the worth, the virtue of our fellow-men, whom Providence has

placed in a lot that yields to them the means, and little more than the

means, of supporting life in themselves and those born of them, let us

never forget how intimate is the necessary union between the wants of

the body and the thoughts of the soul. Let us remember, that over a

great portion of humanity the soul is in a struggle for its independence

and power with the necessities of that nature in which it is enveloped.

It has to support itself against sickening, or irritating, or maddening

thoughts, inspired by weariness, lassitude, want, or the fear of want.

It is chained down to the earth by the influence of one great and

constant occupation--that of providing the means of its mortal

existence. When it shows itself shook and agitated, or overcome in the

struggle, what ought to be the thoughts and feelings of the wise for

poor humanity! When, on the other hand, we see nature preserving itself

pure, bold, and happy amidst the perpetual threatenings or assaults of

those evils from which it cannot fly, and though oppressed by its own

weary wants, forgetting them all in that love which ministers to the

wants of others,--when we see the brow wrinkled and drenched by

incessant toil, the body in the power of its prime bowed down to the

dust, and the whole frame in which the immortal spirit abides marked,

but not dishonoured, by its slavery to fate,--and when, in the midst of

all this ceaseless depression and oppression, from which man must never

hope to escape on earth, we see him still seeking and still finding joy,

delight, and happiness in the finer affections of his spiritual being,

giving to the lips of those he loves the scanty morsel earned by his own

hungry and thirsty toil, purchasing by sweat, sickness, and fever,

Education and Instruction and Religion to the young creatures who

delight him who is starving for their sakes, resting with gratitude on

that day, whose return is ever like a fresh fountain to his exhausted

and weary heart, and preserving a profound and high sense of his own

immortality among all the earth-born toils and troubles that would in

vain chain him down to the dust;--when we see all this, and think of all

this, we feel indeed how rich may be the poorest of the poor, and learn

to respect the moral being of man in its triumphs over the power of his

physical nature. But we do not learn to doubt or deny the wisdom of the

Creator. We do not learn from all these struggles, and all these

defeats, and all these victories, and all these triumphs, that God sent

us His creatures into this life to starve, because the air, the earth,

and the waters have not wherewithal to feed the mouths that gape for

food through all the elements! Nor do we learn that want is a crime, and

poverty a sin--and that they who _would_ toil, but cannot, and they who

_can_ toil, but have no work set before them, are intruders at Nature's

table, and must be driven, by those who are able to pay for their seats,

to famine, starvation, and death--almost denied a burial!--Finis. Amen.

Often has it been our lot, by our conversational powers to set the table

on a snore. The more stirring the theme, the more soporific the sound of

our silver voice. Look there, we beseech you! In a small spot of

"stationary sunshine"--lie Hamish, and Surefoot, and O'Bronte, and

Ponto, and Piro, and Basta, all sound asleep! Dogs are troubled

sleepers--but these four are now like the dreamless dead. Horses, too,

seem often to be witch-ridden in their sleep. But at this moment

Surefoot is stretched more like a stone than a shelty in the land of

Nod. As for Hamish, were he to lie so braxy-like by himself on the hill,

he would be awakened by the bill of the raven digging into his sockets.

We are Morpheus and Orpheus in one incarnation--the very Pink of

Poppy--the true spirit of Opium--of Laudanum the concentrated

Essence--of the black Drop the Gnome.

Indeed, gentlemen, you have reason to be ashamed of yourselves--but

where is the awkward squad? Clean gone. They have stolen a march on us,

and while we have been preaching they have been poaching--_sans_ mandate

of the Marquess and Monzie. We may catch them ere close of day; and, if

they have a smell of slaughter, we shall crack their sconces with our

Crutch. No apologies, Hamish--'tis only making the matter worse; but we

expected better things of the Dogs. O'Bronte! fie! fie! sirrah. Your

sire would not have fallen asleep during a speech of ours--and such a

speech!--he would have sat it out without winking--at each more splendid

passage testifying his delight by a yowl. Leap over the Crutch, you

reprobate, and let us see thee scour. Look at him, Hamish, already

beckoning to us on his hurdies from the hill-top. Let us scale those

barriers--and away over the table-land between that summit and the head

of Gleno. No sooner said than done--and here we are on the level--such a

level as the ship finds on the main sea, when in the storm-lull she

rides up and down the green swell, before the trade-winds that cool the

tropics. The surface of this main land-sea is black in the gloom, and

green in the glimmer, and purple in the light, and crimson in the

sunshine. O, never looks Nature so magnificent

"As in this varying and uncertain weather,

When gloom and glory force themselves together,

When calm seems stormy, and tempestuous light

At day's meridian lowers like noon of night!"

Whose are these fine lines? Hooky Walker, OUR OWN. Dogs!

Down--down--down--be stonelike, O Shelty!--and Hamish, sink thou into

the heather like a lizard; for if these old dim eyes of ours may be in

aught believed, yonder by the birches stands a Red-Deer snuffing the

east wind! Hush! hush! hush! He suspects an enemy in that airt--but

death comes upon him with stealthy foot, from the west; and if Apollo

and Diana--the divinities we so long have worshipped--be now propitious,

his antlers shall be entangled in the heather, and his hoofs beat the

heavens. Hamish, the rifle! A tinkle as of iron, and a hiss accompanying

the explosion--and the King of the Wilderness, bounding up into the air

with his antlers higher than ever waved chieftain's plume, falls down

stone-dead where he stood; for the blue-pill has gone through his

vitals, and lightning itself could hardly have withered him into more

instantaneous cessation of life!

He is an enormous animal. What antlers! Roll him over, Hamish, on his

side! See, up to our breast, nearly, reaches the topmost branch. He is

what the hunter of old called a "Stag of Ten." His eye has lost the

flash of freedom--the tongue that browsed the brushwood is bitten

through by the clenched teeth--the fleetness of his feet has felt that

fatal frost--the wild heart is hushed, Hamish--tame, tame, tame; and

there the Monarch of the Mountains--the King of the Cliffs--the Grand

Llama of the Glens--the Sultan of the Solitudes--the Dey of the

Deserts--the Royal Ranger of the Woods and Forests--yea, the very Prince

of the Air and Thane of Thunder--"shorn of all his beams," lies

motionless as a dead Jackass by the wayside, whose hide was not thought

worth the trouble of flaying by his owners the gypsies! "To this

complexion has he come at last"--he who at dawn had borrowed the wings

of the wind to carry him across the cataracts!

A sudden pang shoots across our heart. What right had we to commit this

murder? How, henceforth, shall we dare to hold up our head among the

lovers of liberty, after having thus stolen basely from behind on him,

the boldest, brightest, and most beautiful of all her sons! We, who for

so many years have been just able to hobble, and no more, by aid of the

Crutch--who feared to let the heather-bent touch our toe, so sensitive

in its gout--We, the old and impotent, all last winter bed-ridden, and

even now seated like a lameter on a shelty, strapped by a patent buckle

to a saddle provided with a pummel behind as well as before--such an

unwieldy and weary wretch as We--"fat, and scant of breath"--and with

our hand almost perpetually pressed against our left side, when a

coughing-fit of asthma brings back the stitch, seldom an absentee--to

assassinate THAT RED-DEER, whose flight on earth could accompany the

eagles in heaven; and not only to assassinate him, but, in a moral vein,

to liken his carcass to that of a Jackass! It will not bear further

reflection; so, Hamish, out with your whinger, and carve him a dish fit

for the gods--in a style worthy of Sir Tristrem, Gill Morice, Robin

Hood, or Lord Ranald. No; let him lie till nightfall, when we shall be

returning from Inveraw with strength sufficient to bear him to the Tent.

But hark, Hamish, to that sullen croak from the cliff! The old raven of

the cove already scents death--

"Sagacious of his quarry from afar!"

But where art thou, Hamish? Ay, yonder is Hamish, wriggling on his very

belly, like an adder, through the heather to windward of the croaker,

whose nostrils, and eyes, and bill, are now all hungrily fascinated, and

as it were already fastened into the very bowels of the beast. His days

are numbered. That sly serpent, by circuitous windings insinuating his

limber length through among all obstructions, has ascended unseen the

drooping shoulder of the cliff, and now cautiously erects his crest

within a hundred yards or more of the unsuspecting savage, still

uttering at intervals his sullen croak, croak, croak! Something

crumbles, and old Sooty, unfolding his huge wings, lifts himself up like

Satan, about to sail away for a while into another glen; but the rifle

rings among the rocks--the lead has broken his spine--and look! how the

demon, head-over-heels, goes tumbling down, down, down, many hundred

fathoms, dashed to pieces and impaled on the sharp-pointed granite! Ere

nightfall the bloody fragments will be devoured by his mate. Nothing now

will disturb the carcass of the deer. No corbies dare enter the cove

where the raven reigned; the hawk prefers grouse to venison, and so does

the eagle, who, however, like a good Catholic as he is--this is

Friday--has gone out to sea for a fish dinner, which he devours to the

music of the waves on some isle-rock. Therefore lie there, dethroned

king! till thou art decapitated; and ere the moon wanes, that haunch

will tower gloriously on our Tent-table at the Feast of Shells.

What is your private opinion, O'Bronte, of the taste of Red-deer blood?

Has it not a wild twang on the tongue and palate, far preferable to

sheep's-head? You are absolutely undergoing transfiguration into a

deer-hound! With your fore-paws on the flank, your tail brandished like

a standard, and your crimson flews (thank you, Shepherd, for that word)

licked by a long lambent tongue red as crimson, while your eyes express

a fierce delight never felt before, and a stifled growl disturbs the

star on your breast--just as you stand now, O'Bronte, might Edwin

Landseer rejoice to paint thy picture, for which, immortal image of the

wilderness, the Duke of Bedford would not scruple to give a draft on his

banker for one thousand pounds!

Shooting grouse after red-deer is, for a while at first, felt to be like

writing an anagram in a lady's album, after having given the

finishing-touch to a tragedy or an epic poem. 'Tis like taking to

catching shrimps in the sand with one's toes, on one's return from

Davis' Straits in a whaler that arrived at Peterhead with sixteen fish,

each calculated at ten tun of oil. Yet, 'tis strange how the human soul

can descend, pleasantly at every note, from the top to the bottom of

passion's and imagination's gamut.

A Tarn--a Tarn! with but a small circle of unbroken water in the centre,

and all the rest of its shallowness bristling, in every bay, with reeds

and rushes, and surrounded, all about the mossy flat, with marshes and

quagmires! What a breeding-place--"procreant cradle" for water-fowl! Now

comes thy turn, O'Bronte--for famous is thy name, almost as thy sire's,

among the flappers. Crawl down to leeward, Hamish, that you may pepper

them--should they take to flight overhead to the loch. Surefoot, taste

that greensward, and you will find it sweet and succulent. Dogs,

heel--heel!--and now let us steal, on our Crutch, behind that knoll, and

open a sudden fire on the swimmers, who seem to think themselves out of

shot at the edge of that line of water-lilies; but some of them will

soon find themselves mistaken, whirling round on their backs, and vainly

endeavouring to dive after their friends that disappear beneath the

agitated surface shot-swept into spray. Long Gun! who oft to the

forefinger of Colonel Hawker has swept the night-harbour of Poole all

alive with widgeons, be true to the trust now reposed in thee by Kit

North! And though these be neither geese, nor swans, nor hoopers, yet

send thy leaden shower among them feeding in their play, till all the

air be afloat with specks, as if at the shaking of a feather-bed that

had burst the ticking, and the tarn covered with sprawling mawsies and

mallards, in death-throes among the ducklings! There it lies on its

rest--like a telescope. No eye has discovered the invention--keen as

those wild eyes are of the plouterers on the shallows. Lightning and

thunder! to which all the echoes roar. But we meanwhile are on our back;

for of all the recoils that ever shook a shoulder, that one was the

severest--but 'twill probably cure our rheumatism and----Well

done--nobly, gloriously done, O'Bronte! Heaven and earth, how otter-like

he swims! Ha, Hamish! you have cut off the retreat of that airy

voyager--you have given it him in his stern, Hamish--and are reloading

for the flappers. One at a time in your mouth, O'Bronte! Put about with

that tail for a rudder--and make for the shore. What a stately creature!

as he comes issuing from the shallows, and bearing the old mallard

breast-high, walks all dripping along the greensward, and then shakes

from his curled ebony the flashing spray-mist. He gives us one look as

we crown the knoll, and then in again with a spang and a plunge far into

the tarn, caring no more for the reeds than for so many windle-straes,

and, fast as a sea-serpent, is among the heart of the killed and

wounded. In unerring instinct he always seizes the dead--and now a

devil's dozen lie along the shore. Come hither, O'Bronte, and caress thy

old master. Ay--that showed a fine feeling--did that long shake that

bedrizzled the sunshine. Put thy paws over our shoulders, and round our

neck, true son of thy sire--oh! that he were but alive, to see and share

thy achievements: but indeed, two such dogs, living together in their

prime at one era, would have been too great glory for this sublunary

canine world. Therefore Sirius looked on thy sire with an evil eye, and

in jealousy--

"Tantaene animis caelestibus irae!"

growled upon some sinner to poison the Dog of all Dogs, who leapt up

almost to the ceiling of the room where he slept--our own bedroom--under

the agony of that accursed arsenic, gave one horrid howl, and expired.

Methinka we know his murderer--his eye falls when it meets ours on the

Street of Princes; and let him scowl there but seldom--for though 'tis

but suspicion, this fist, O'Bronte, doubles at the sight of the

miscreant--and some day, impelled by wrath and disgust, it will smash

his nose flat with the other features, till his face is a pancake. Yea!

as sure as Themis holds her balance in the skies, shall the poisoner be

punished out of all recognition by his parents, and be disowned by the

Irish Cockney father that begot him, and the Scotch Cockney mother that

bore him, as he carries home a tripe-like countenance enough to make his

paramour the scullion miscarry, as she opens the door to him on the

fifth flat of a common stair. But we are getting personal, O'Bronte, a

vice abhorrent from our nature.

There goes our Crutch, Hamish, whirling aloft in the sky like a rainbow

flight, even like the ten-pound hammer from the fling of George Scougal

at the St Ronans games. Our gout is gone--so is our asthma--eke our

rheumatism--and, like an eagle, we have renewed our youth. There is hop,

step, and jump, for you, Hamish--we should not fear, young and agile as

you are, buck, to give you a yard. But now for the flappers. Pointers

all, stir your stumps and into the water. This is rich. Why, the reeds

are as full of flappers as of frogs. If they can fly, the fools don't

know it. Why, there is a whole musquito-fleet of yellow boys, not a

month old. What a prolific old lady must she have been, to have kept on

breeding till July. There she sits, cowering, just on the edge of the

reeds, uncertain whether to dive or fly. By the creak and cry of the

cradle of thy first-born, Hamish, spare the plumage on her yearning and

quaking breast. The little yellow images have all melted away, and are

now, in holy cunning of instinct, deep down beneath the waters, shifting

for themselves among the very mud at the bottom of the reeds. By-and-by

they will be floating with but the points of their bills above the

surface, invisible among the air-bells. The parent duck has also

disappeared; the drake you disposed of, Hamish, as the coward was

lifting up his lumbering body, with fat doup and long neck in the air,

to seek safer skies. We male creatures--drakes, ganders, and men

alike--what are we, when affection pleads, in comparison with females!

In our passions, we are brave, but these satiated, we turn upon our heel

and disappear from danger, like dastards. But doves, and ducks, and

women, are fearless in affection to the very death. Therefore have we

all our days, sleeping or waking, loved the sex, virgin and matron; nor

would we hurt a hair of their heads, grey or golden, for all else that

shines beneath the sun.

Not the best practice this in the world, certainly, for pointers--and it

may teach them bad habits on the hill; but, in some situations, all dogs

and all men are alike, and cross them as you will, not a breed but shows

a taint of original sin, when under a temptation sufficiently strong to

bring it out. Ponto, Piro, and Basta, are now, according to their

abilities, all as bad as O'Bronte--and never, to be sure, was there such

a worrying in this wicked world. But now we shall cease our fire, and

leave the few flappers that are left alive to their own meditations. Our

conduct for the last hour must have seemed to them no less unaccountable

than alarming, and something to quack over during the rest of the

season. Well, we do not remember ever to have seen a prettier pile of

ducks and ducklings. Hamish, take census. What do you say--two score?

That beats cockfighting. Here's a hank of twine, Hamish, tie them

altogether by the legs, and hang them, in two divisions of equal

weights, over the crupper of Surefoot.

THE MOORS.

FLIGHT THIRD--STILL LIFE.

We have been sufficiently slaughterous for a man of our fine

sensibilities and moderate desires, Hamish; and as, somehow or other,

the scent seems to be beginning not to lie well--yet the air cannot be

said to be close and sultry either--we shall let Brown Bess cool herself

in both barrels--relinquish, for an hour or so, our seat on Shelty, and,

by way of a change, pad the hoof up that smooth ascent, strangely left

stoneless--an avenue positively looking as if it were artificial, as it

stretches away, with its beautiful green undulations, among the blocks;

for though no view-hunter, we are, Hamish, what in fine language is

called a devout worshipper of Nature, an enthusiast in the sublime; and

if Nature do not show us something worth gazing at when we reach yonder

altitudes, she must be a grey deceiver, and we shall never again kneel

at her footstool, or sing a hymn in her praise.

The truth is, we have a rending headache, for Bess has been for some

hours on the kick, and Surefoot on the jog, and our exertions in the

pulpit were severe--action, Hamish, action, action, being, as

Demosthenes said some two or three thousand years ago, essential to

oratory; and you observed how nimbly we kept changing legs, Hamish, how

strenuously brandishing arms, throughout our discourse--saving the

cunning pauses, thou simpleton, when, by way of relief to our auditors,

we were as gentle as sucking-doves, and folded up our wings as if about

to go to roost, whereas we were but meditating a bolder flight--about to

soar, Hamish, into the empyrean. Over and above all that, we could not

brook Tickler's insolence, who, about the sma' hours, challenged us, you

know, quaich for quaich; and though we gave him a fair back-fall, yet we

suffered in the tulzie, and there is at this moment a throbbing in our

temples that threatens a regular brain-fever. We burn for an air-bath on

the mountain-top. Moreover, we are seized with a sudden desire for

solitude--to be plain, we are getting sulky; so ascend, Surefoot,

Hamish, and be off with the pointers--O'Bronte goes with us--north-west,

making a circumbendibus round the _Tomhans_, where Mhairhe M'Intyre

lived seven years with the fairies; and in a couple of hours or so you

will find us under the Merlin Crag.

We offer to walk any man of our age in Great Britain. But what _is_ our

age? Confound us if we know within a score or two. Yet we cannot get rid

of the impression that we are under ninety. However, as we seek no

advantage, and give no odds, we challenge the octogenarians of the

United Kingdom--fair toe and heel--a twelve-hour match--for love, fame,

and a legitimate exchequer bill for a thousand. Why, these calves of

ours would look queer, we confess, on the legs of a Leith porter; but

even in our prime they were none of your big vulgar calves, but they

handled like iron--now more like butter. There is still a spring in our

instep; and our knees, sometimes shaky, are to-day knit as Pan's and

neat as Apollo's. Poet we may not be, but Pedestrian we are; with

Wordsworth we could not walk along imaginative heights, but, if not

grievously out of our reckoning; on the turnpike road we could keep pace

with Captain Barclay for a short distance--say from Dundee to Aberdeen.

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