CHAPTER I

FROM WORKHOUSE TO WESTMINSTER

[Illustration: WILL CROOKS, M.P.

_Photo: G. Dendry._]

FROM WORKHOUSE TO WESTMINSTER

The Life Story of WILL CROOKS, M.P.

By

GEORGE HAW

WITH INTRODUCTION BY G. K. CHESTERTON

FOUR FULL-PAGE PLATES

CASSELL AND COMPANY, LIMITED

LONDON, NEW YORK, TORONTO AND MELBOURNE

MCMIX

First Edition _February 1907_.

Reprinted _March, June and August 1908_.

_January and November 1909._

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

TO

MRS. WILL CROOKS

THIS SLIGHT RECORD OF HER HUSBAND'S CAREER

IS DEDICATED BY THE AUTHOR

PREFACE

This record of the career of a man whom I have known intimately in his

public and private life for over a dozen years can claim at least one

distinction. It is the first biography of a working man who has

deliberately chosen to remain in the ranks of working men as well as in

their service. From the day in the early 'nineties when he was called

upon to decide between a prospective partnership in a prosperous

business and the hard, joyless life of a Labour representative, with

poverty for his lot and slander for his reward, he has adhered to the

principle he then laid down, consistently refusing ever since the many

invitations received from various quarters to come up higher. There have

been endless biographies of men who have risen from the ranks of Labour

and then deserted those ranks for wealthy circles. Will Crooks, in his

own words, has not risen from the ranks; he is still in the ranks,

standing four-square with the working classes against monopoly and

privilege.

This book would have been an autobiography rather than a biography could

I have had my way. Nor was I alone in urging Crooks to write the story

of his life, as strenuous in its poverty as it has been in its public

service. He always argued that that was not in his way at all--that, in

fact, he did not believe in men sitting down to write about themselves

any more than he believed in men getting up to talk about themselves.

So I have done the next best thing. Since the interpretation depends

upon the interpreter, I have tried, in writing this account of his life,

to make him the narrator as often as I could. Most of the incidents in

his career I have given in his own words, mainly from personal talks we

have had together during our years of friendship, sometimes by our own

firesides, sometimes amid the stress of public life, sometimes during

long walks in the streets of London. Nor do any of the incidents lose in

detail or in verity by reason of many of those cherished conversations

having taken place long before either of us ever dreamed they would

afterwards be pieced together in book form.

Not to Crooks alone am I indebted for help in compiling this book. I owe

much to members of his family, to my wife, and to other friends of his.

GEORGE HAW.

CONTENTS

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INTRODUCTION xiii

CHAPTER I.

EARLIEST YEARS IN A ONE-ROOMED HOME 1

CHAPTER II.

AS A CHILD IN THE WORKHOUSE 8

CHAPTER III.

SCHOOLS AND SCHOOLMASTERS 16

CHAPTER IV.

ROUND THE HAUNTS OF HIS BOYHOOD 25

CHAPTER V.

IN TRAINING FOR A CRAFTSMAN 33

CHAPTER VI.

TRAMPING THE COUNTRY FOR WORK 43

CHAPTER VII.

ONE OF LONDON'S UNEMPLOYED 50

CHAPTER VIII.

THE COLLEGE AT THE DOCK GATES 57

CHAPTER IX.

FROM THE CHEERING MULTITUDE TO A SORROW-LADEN HOME 67

CHAPTER X.

A LABOUR MEMBER'S WAGES 75

CHAPTER XI.

ON THE LONDON COUNTY COUNCIL 85

CHAPTER XII.

TWO OF HIS MONUMENTS 96

CHAPTER XIII.

THE TASK OF HIS LIFE BEGINS 105

CHAPTER XIV.

THE MAN WHO FED THE POOR 112

CHAPTER XV.

TURNING WORKHOUSE CHILDREN INTO USEFUL CITIZENS 119

CHAPTER XVI.

ON THE METROPOLITAN ASYLUMS BOARD 128

CHAPTER XVII.

A BAD BOYS' ADVOCATE 134

CHAPTER XVIII.

PROUD OF THE POOR 144

CHAPTER XIX.

THE FIRST WORKING-MAN MAYOR IN LONDON 154

CHAPTER XX.

THE KING'S DINNER--AND OTHERS 166

CHAPTER XXI.

THE MAN WHO PAID OLD-AGE PENSIONS 175

CHAPTER XXII.

ELECTION TO PARLIAMENT 186

CHAPTER XXIII.

ADVENT OF THE POLITICAL LABOUR PARTY 195

CHAPTER XXIV.

THE LIVING WAGE FOR MEN AND WOMEN 202

CHAPTER XXV.

FREE TRADE IN THE NAME OF THE POOR 210

CHAPTER XXVI.

PREPARING FOR THE UNEMPLOYED ACT 219

CHAPTER XXVII.

AGITATION IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS 227

CHAPTER XXVIII.

THE QUEEN INTERVENES 241

CHAPTER XXIX.

HOME LIFE AND SOME ENGAGEMENTS 252

CHAPTER XXX.

COLONISING ENGLAND 264

CHAPTER XXXI.

THE REVIVAL OF BUMBLEDOM 271

CHAPTER XXXII.

APPEAL TO THE PEOPLE 280

CHAPTER XXXIII.

"THE HAPPY WARRIOR" 296

INDEX 303

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LIST OF PLATES

WILL CROOKS, M.P. _Frontispiece_

THE CROOKS FAMILY _Facing p._ 18

WILL CROOKS ADDRESSING AN OPEN-AIR

MEETING AT WOOLWICH " 192

MR. AND MRS. WILL CROOKS " 248

INTRODUCTION

Mr. Will Crooks, as I know him in his own house at Poplar and in that

other House at Westminster, always seems to me to be something far

greater than a Labour Member of Parliament. He stands out as the supreme

type of the English working classes, who have chosen him as one of their

representatives.

Representative government, a mystical institution, is said to have

originated in some of the monastic orders. In any case, it is evident

that the character of it is symbolic, and that it is subject to all the

advantages and all the disadvantages of a symbol. Just exactly as a

religious ritual may for a time represent a real emotion, and then for a

time cease to represent anything, so representative government may for a

time represent the people, and for a time cease to represent anything.

But the peculiar difficulties attaching to the thing called

representative government have not been fully appreciated. The great

difficulty of representative governments is simply this: that the

representative is supposed to discharge two quite definite and distinct

functions. There is in his position the idea of being a picture or copy

of the thing he represents. There is also the idea of being an

instrument of the thing he represents, or a message from the thing he

represents. The first is like the shadow a man throws on the wall; the

second is like the stone that he throws over the wall. In the first

sense, it is supposed that the representative is like the thing he

represents. In the second case it is only supposed that the

representative is useful to the thing he represents. In the first case,

a parliamentary representative is used strictly as a parliamentary

representative. In the second case a parliamentary representative is

used as a weapon. He is used as a missile. He is used as something to be

merely thrown against the enemy; and those who merely throw something

against the enemy do not ask especially that the thing they throw shall

be a particular copy of themselves. To send one's challenge is not to

send one's photograph. When Ajax hurled a stone at his enemy, it was not

a stone carved in the image of Ajax. When a modern general causes a

cannon-ball to be fired, he is not understood to indicate that the

contours of the cannon-ball represent in any exact way the curves of his

own person. In short, we can in modern representative politics use a

politician as a missile without using him, in the fullest sense of the

word, as a symbol.

In this sense most of our representatives in modern representative

government are merely used as missiles. Mr. Balfour is a missile. Mr.

Balfour is hurled at the heads of his enemies like a boomerang or a

javelin. He is flung by the great mass of mediocre Tory squires. He is

flung, not because he is at all like them, for that he obviously is not.

He is flung because he is a particularly bright and sharp missile; that

is to say, because he is so very unlike the men who fling him. Here,

then, is the primary paradox of representative government. Men elect a

representative half because he is like themselves and half because he is

not like themselves. They elect a representative half because he

represents them and half because he misrepresents them. They choose Mr.

Balfour (let us say) half because he does what they would do and half

because he does what they could never do at all.

We are told that the Labour movement will be an exception to all

previous rules. The Labour movement has been no exception to this

previous rule. The Labour Members, as a class, are not representatives,

but missiles. Poor men elect them, not because they are like poor men,

but because they are likely to damage rich men: an excellent reason.

Labour Members are the exceptions among Labour men. As I have said, they

are weapons, missiles, things thrown. Working-men are not at all like

Mr. Keir Hardie. If it comes to likeness, working-men are rather more

like the Duke of Devonshire. But they throw Mr. Keir Hardie at the Duke

of Devonshire, knowing that he is so curiously shaped as to hurt

anything at which he is thrown. Unless this is thoroughly understood,

great injustice will necessarily be done to the Labour movement; for it

is obvious on the face of it that Labour Members do not represent the

average of labouring men. A man like Mr. J. R. Macdonald no more

suggests a Battersea workman than he suggests a Bedouin or a Russian

Grand Duke. These men are not the representatives of the democracy, but

the weapons of the democracy. They are intended only to fulfil the

second of those functions in the delegate which I have already defined.

They are the instruments of the people. They are not the images of the

people. They are fanatics for the things about which the people are

good-humouredly convinced. They are philosophers about the things which

are to the people an easy and commonplace religion. In a word, they are

not representatives; they are not even ambassadors. They are

declarations of war.

Such being the problem, we must reconcile ourselves to finding many of

the Labour Members men of a definite and even pedantic class; men whose

austere and lucid tone, whose elaborate economic explanations smack of

something very different from the actual streets of London. This

economic knowledge may be very necessary. It may remind us of our

duties; but it does not remind us of the Walworth Road. It may enable a

man to speak for the proletarians, but it does not enable a man to speak

with them.

Now, if a man has a good rough-and-ready knowledge of the mechanics of

Battersea and the labourers of Poplar; if the same man has a good

rough-and-ready knowledge of the men in the House of Commons (a vastly

inferior company); he will come out of both those experiences with one

quite square and solid conviction, a conviction the grounds of which,

though they may be difficult to define verbally, are as unshakable as

the ground. He will come out with the conviction that there is really

only one modern Labour Member who represents, who symbolises, or who

even remotely suggests the real labouring men of London; and that is Mr.

Will Crooks.

Mr. Crooks alone fulfils both the functions of the representative. He is

a representative who, like Mr. Keir Hardie and the others, fights,

cleaves a way, does something that only a man of talent could do,

expresses the inexpressible, sacrifices himself. But also, unlike Mr.

Keir Hardie, and the rest, he is a representative who represents. He is

a picture as well as a projectile; he is the stone carved in the image

of Ajax. He is really like the people for whom he stands. A man can

realise this fact, merely as a fact, without implying any disrespect,

for instance, to the Scotch ideality of Mr. Keir Hardie, or the Scotch

strenuousness of Mr. John Burns. They are expressive of the English

democracy, but not typical of it. The first characteristic of Mr.

Crooks, which must strike anyone who has ever had to do with him, even

for ten minutes, is this immense fact of the absolute and isolated

genuineness of his connection with the working classes. To all the other

Labour leaders we listen with respect on Labour matters, because they

have been elected by labourers. To him alone we should listen if he had

never been elected at all. Of him alone it can be said that if we did

not accept him as a representative, we should still accept him as a

type. I need not dwell, and indeed I feel no desire to dwell, on those

qualities in Mr. Crooks which express just now the popular qualities of

the populace. I feel more interest in the unpopular qualities of the

populace.

The greatness of Mr. Crooks lies not in the fact that he expresses the

claims of the populace, which twenty dons at Oxford would be ready to

express; it is that he expresses the populace: its strong tragedy and

its strong farce. He is not a demagogue. He is not even a democrat. He

is a demos; he is the real King. And his chief characteristic, as I have

suggested, is that he represents especially those popular good

qualities which are unpopular in modern discussion. Will Crooks is to

the ordinary London omnibus conductor or cabman exactly what Robert

Burns was to the ordinary puritanical but passionate peasant of the

Scotch Lowlands. He is the journeyman of genius. All that is good in

them is better in him; but it is the same thing. Walt Whitman has

perfectly expressed this attitude of the average towards the fine type.

"They see themselves in him. They hardly know themselves, they are so

grown."

In numberless points Mr. Crooks thus completes and glorifies the common

character of the poor man. Take, for instance, the deep matter of

humour: humour in which the English poor are certainly pre-eminent among

all classes of the nation and all nations of the world. By all

politicians, including Labour politicians, humour is only introduced

exceptionally and elaborately; by all politicians the comic anecdote is

led up to with dextrous prefaces and deep intonations, as if it were

something altogether unique and separate. All politicians take their own

humour very seriously. Mr. Crooks recalls the real life of the streets

in nothing so much as in the fact that humour is a constant condition.

He and the poor exist in a normal atmosphere of amiable irony. If

anything, they have to make an effort to become verbally serious:

something of the same kind of earnest that it costs an ordinary member

of Parliament to become witty. Anyone who has heard Mr. Crooks talk

knows that his permanent mood is humorous. He is never without a story,

but his face and his mind are humorous before he has even thought of the

story. He lives, so to speak, in a state of expectant reminiscence. The

man who said that "brevity was the soul of wit" told a lie; nobody

minds how long wit goes on so long as it is wit. Mr. Crooks belongs to

that strong old school of English humour in which Dickens was supreme;

that school which some moderns have called dull because it could go on

for a long time being interesting.

I have merely taken this case of popular humour as one out of a hundred.

A similar case of Mr. Crooks's popular sympathy might be found in his

pathos, which is equally uncompromising and direct. Even his political

faults, if they are faults, against which so much criticism has for a

time been raised, have still this pervading quality, that they are

essentially the popular faults. This instinct for a prompt and practical

and hand-to-mouth benevolence, this instinct for giving a very good time

to those who have had a very bad time, this is the very soul of that

immense and astonishing altruism at which all social reformers have

stood thunderstruck: the kindness of the poor to the poor. This attitude

may or may not be the great vice of the governors; there is no doubt

that it is the great virtue of the people. The charity of poor men to

poor men has always been spontaneous, irregular, individual, liable

therefore in its nature to some faults of confusion or of favouritism.

It is the misfortune of Mr. Crooks that alone among modern

philanthropists and social reformers he has really been the typical poor

man giving to poor men. This quality which has been seen and condemned

in him is simply the quality which is the common and working morality of

the London streets. You may like it; you may dislike it. But if you

dislike it you are simply disliking the English people. You have seen

English people perhaps for a moment in omnibuses, in streets on Saturday

nights, in third-class carriages, or even in Bank Holiday waggonettes.

You have not yet seen the English people in politics. It has not yet

entered politics. Liberals do not represent it; Tories do not represent

it; Labour Members, on the whole, represent it rather less than Tories

or Liberals. When it enters politics it will bring with it a trail of

all the things that politicians detest; prejudices (as against

hospitals), superstitions (as about funerals), a thirst for

respectability passing that of the middle classes, a faith in the family

which will knock to pieces half the Socialism of Europe. If ever that

people enters politics it will sweep away most of our revolutionists as

mere pedants. It will be able to point only to one figure, powerful,

pathetic, humorous, and very humble, who bore in any way upon his face

the sign and star of its authority.

G. K. CHESTERTON.

FROM WORKHOUSE TO WESTMINSTER

CHAPTER I

EARLIEST YEARS IN A ONE-ROOMED HOME

Difference between "Will" and "William"--Early Memories--Crying for

Bread--An Aspersion Resented--A Prophecy that has been

Fulfilled--Will earns his First Half-Sovereign.

Will Crooks!

In the little one-roomed home where he was born at No. 2, Shirbutt

Street, down by the Docks at Poplar, it was the earnest desire of all

whom it concerned that he should be known to the world as William

Crooks. The desire found practical expression in the register of Trinity

Congregational Church in East India Dock Road close by. Thither, within

a few weeks of his birth, in the year 1852, he was carried with modest

ceremony and solemnly christened by a name which everybody ever since

has refused to give to him.

For somehow "William Crooks" does not sound like the man at all. Looking

at it gives you no suggestion of the good-humoured, hard-headed Labour

man, known as familiarly to his colleagues in the House of Commons as

he is to the great world of wage-earners outside by the shorter and more

expressive name of Will Crooks.

Born in poverty, the third of seven children, Will Crooks, who is

blessed with keen powers of observation and a good memory, can carry his

mind back to the days before he was put into breeches.

"I remember before my fourth year was out," I have heard him tell,

"something of the public rejoicings on the declaration of peace after

the Crimean War. The following year was also memorable to me as the time

I witnessed troops of soldiers marching to the East India Docks on the

outbreak of the Mutiny."

Those were days of want and sorrow, as were many days that followed, in

the little one-roomed home in East London. His father was a ship's

stoker, who lost an arm by the starting of the engines one day when he

was oiling the machinery as his vessel lay in the Thames.

"My very earliest recollections are associated with mother dressing

father's arm day after day. I was only three years old at the time, but

I know that all our privations dated from the day of this accident to my

father, because he was forced to give up his work.

"It must have been with the aid of some good friends that at last my

father got an old horse, hoping to earn a little by leading and carting;

but nothing came of this small venture, and in time the horse had to be

sold to pay the rent. Almost the only work of any kind that father,

being thus disabled, could get to do was an odd job as watchman.

"Those were very lean years indeed, and I don't know what we should have

done but for mother. She used to toil with the needle far into the night

and often all night long, slaving as hard as any poor sweated woman I

have ever known, and I have known hundreds of such poor creatures. Many

a time as a lad have I helped mother to carry the clothes she had made

to Houndsditch. There were no trams running then, and the 'bus fare from

Poplar to Aldgate was fourpence, a sum we never dared think of spending

on a ride.

"My elder brother was as clever with the needle as many a woman, and

often he would stay up all through the night with mother, helping her to

make oil-skin coats."

One night, as the mother worked alone, young Will woke up in the little

orange-box bedstead by the wall where he slept with a younger brother.

Silently he watched her plying the needle at the table until he noticed

tears trickling down her cheeks.

"What are you crying for, mother?"

"Never mind, Will, my boy. You go to sleep."

"But you must be crying about something, mother."

And then, in a doleful tone, she said, "It's through wondering where the

next meal is coming from, my boy."

The little chap pretended to go to sleep soon after; but now and again

he would peep cautiously over the side of the box at his mother silently

crying over her work at the table. And he puzzled his young head as to

what it all meant.

"My mother crying because she can't get bread for us! Why can't she get

bread? I saw plenty of bread in the shops yesterday. Do all mothers have

to cry before they can get bread for their children?"

It was the first incident that made him think.

There was one morning, the morning after a Christmas Day of all times in

the year, when his mother refused to let him or the others get up, even

when she left the house. It was not until she returned after what seemed

a long time, bringing with her a portion of a loaf, that she allowed

them to get out of bed.

"It was many years afterwards before I learnt the reason for her strange

conduct that Boxing Day morning. Then I found out that she had made a

vow that her children should never get up unless there was some

breakfast for them.

"We were so poor that we children never got a drop of tea for months

together. It used to be bread and treacle for breakfast, bread and

treacle for dinner, bread and treacle for tea, washed down with a cup of

cold water. Sometimes there was a little variation in the form of

dripping. At other times the variety was secured by there being neither

treacle nor dripping. The very bread was so scarce that mother could not

afford to allow the three eldest, of whom I was one, more than three

slices apiece at a meal, while the four youngest got two and a half

slices. Whenever we could afford to buy tea or butter, it was only in

ounces. Once my brother and I were sent to buy a whole quarter of a

pound of butter--it turned out that auntie was coming to tea--and on the

way we speculated seriously whether mother was going to open a shop."

Perhaps the first occasion upon which Crooks as a lad showed something

of that spirited resentment at aspersions on the poor which ultimately

led him into public life was one that arose in a cobbler's shop. He was

about eight years old, when his father sent him back with a pair of

boots that had been repaired to ask that a little more be done to them

for the money.

"I don't know what he wants for his ninepence," said the cobbler,

referring to the lad's father; "but, there!"--throwing the boots to his

man--"put another patch on. He's only a poor beggar."

There was an angry cry from the other side, of the counter. "My father's

not a poor beggar!" shouted the boy. "He's as good a man as you, and

only wants what he has paid for."

If the boy thought much of the father the father thought much of the

boy. It had often been his boast that "Our Will will do things some

day."

One little fancy of the old man's was brought to my notice the morning

after Crooks was first returned to Parliament for Woolwich. His elder

brother told me then of a little incident that took place over

forty-five years before.

"We children were playing in the home together when young Will said

something which made the dad look up surprised. And I heard him say to

mother, 'That lad'll live to be either Lord Mayor of London or a Member

of Parliament.'"

The poverty deepened and darkened in the little one-roomed home during

Will's boyhood. It soon became impossible even to spend an odd ninepence

on boot repairs. The mother met this emergency as she met nearly all the

others. She became the family cobbler, as she had all along been the

family tailor. Often would she go on her knees, hammer in hand, mending

the boots. The children could not remember the time when she did not

make all their clothes.

"God only knows, God only will know, how my mother worked and wept,"

says Crooks. "With it all she brought up seven of us to be decent and

useful men and women. She was everything to us. I owe to her what little

schooling I got, for, though she could neither read nor write herself,

she would often remark that that should never be said of any of her

children. I owe to her wise training that I have been a teetotaller all

my life. I owe it to her that I was saved from becoming a little wastrel

of the streets, for, as a Christian woman, she kept me at the Sunday

School and took me regularly to the Congregational Church where I had

been baptised.

"I can picture her now as I used to see her when I awoke in the night

making oil-skin coats by candle-light in our single room. Youngster

though I was, I meant it from the very bottom of my heart when I used to

whisper to myself, as I peeped at her from the little box-bedstead by

the wall, 'Wait till I'm a man! Won't I work for my mother when I'm a

man!'"

He thought he was a man at thirteen, when he could bring home to her

proudly five shillings every week, his wages in the blacksmith's shop.

There came a memorable Saturday night when, having worked overtime all

the week and earned an extra five shillings, he was paid his first

half-sovereign. He threw on his coat and cap excitedly and ran all the

way home from Limehouse Causeway, the half-sovereign clenched tightly in

his hand, until he burst breathlessly into the little room, exclaiming:

"Mother, mother, I've earned half a sovereign, all of it myself, and

it's yours, all yours, every bit yours!"

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