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My name--you know--is Alexey. I was born on the seventh of March and

my name-day is the seventeenth. In accordance with the old-fashioned

custom, I was given the name of the saint whose festival fell on the

tenth day after my birth. My godfather was a certain Anastasy

Anastasyevitch Putchkov, or more exactly Nastasey Nastasyeitch, for

that was what everyone called him. He was a terribly shifty,

pettifogging knave and bribe-taker--a thoroughly bad man; he had been

turned out of the provincial treasury and had had to stand his trial

on more than one occasion; he was often of use to my father.... They

used to "do business" together. In appearance he was a round, podgy

figure; and his face was like a fox's with a nose like an owl's. His

eyes were brown, bright, also like a fox's, and he was always moving

them, those eyes, to right and to left, and he twitched his nose, too,

as though he were sniffing the air. He wore shoes without heels, and

wore powder every day, which was looked upon as very exceptional in

the provinces. He used to declare that he could not go without powder

as he had to associate with generals and their ladies. Well, my

name-day had come. Nastasey Nastasyeitch came to the house and said:

"I have never made you a present up to now, godson, but to make up for

that, look what a fine thing I have brought you to-day."

And he took out of his pocket a silver watch, a regular turnip, with a

rose tree engraved on the face and a brass chain. I was overwhelmed

with delight, while my aunt, Pelageya Petrovna, shouted at the top of

her voice:

"Kiss his hand, kiss his hand, dirty brat!"

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