When a sucker sees a corner turned up, or a little spot on a card
in three-card monte, he does not know that it was done for the
purpose of making him think he has the advantage. He thinks, of
course, the player does not see it, and he is in such a hurry to
get out his money that he often cuts or tears his clothes. He
feels like he is going to steal the money from a blind man, but he
does not care. He will win it, and say nothing about how he did
it. After they have put up their money and turned the card, they
see that the mark was put there for a purpose. Then they are mad,
because they are beat at their own game. They begin to kick, and
want their money back, but they would not have thought of such a
thing had they won the money from a blind man, for they did think
he must be nearly blind, or he could have seen the mark on the
winning card. They expected to rob a blind man, and got left. I
never had any sympathy for them, and I would fight before I would
give them back one cent. It is a good lesson for a dishonest man
to be caught by some trick, and I always did like to teach it. I
have had the right card turned on me for big money by suckers, but
it was an accident, for they were so much excited that they did
not get the card they were after. I have also given a big hand in
poker to a sucker, and had him to knock the ginger out of me, but
this would make me more careful in the future. I've seen suckers
win a small amount, and then run all over the boat, telling how
they downed the gambler; but they were almost sure to come back
and lose much more than they had won.
I have often given a sucker back his money, and I have seen them
lose it with my partner, or at some other game on the same boat.
I have won hundreds of thousands from thieves who were making tracks
for some other country to keep out of jail and to spend their ill-
gotten gains. I enjoyed beating a man that was loaded down with
stolen money more than any one else. I always felt as if it was
my duty to try and keep the money in our own country.
Young men and boys have often stood around the table and bothered
me to bet. I would tell them to go away, that I did not gamble
with boys. That would make some of the smart Alecks mad, and they
would make a great deal of noise. So, when I was about to close
up, I would take in the young chap. He would walk away with a good
lesson. But when I had to win money from a boy to keep him quiet,
I would always go to him and return the money, after giving him a
good talking to.
I meet good business men very often now that take me by the hand
and remind me of when I won some money from them when they were
boys, and returned it with a good lecture. I have sometimes wished
I had one-tenth part of what I have returned to boys and suckers,
for then I would have enough to keep me the balance of my life.
I had the niggers all along the coast so trained that they would
call me "Massa" when I would get on or off a boat. If I was waiting
at a landing I would post some old "nig" what to say when I went
on board, so while the passengers were all out on the guards and
I was bidding the "coons" good-bye, my "nig" would cry out:
"Good-bye, Massa George; I's goin' to take good care of the old
plantation till you comes back."
I would go on board, with one of the niggers carrying my saddle-
bags, and those sucker passengers would think I was a planter sure
enough; so if a game was proposed I had no trouble to get into it,
as all who play cards are looking for suckers that they know have
money; and who in those old ante-bellum times had more money than
a Southern planter? I have often stepped up to the bar as soon as
I would get on board and treat every one within call, and when I
would pay for the drinks I would pull out a roll that would make
everybody look wild. Then I was sure to get into the first game
that would be started, for all wanted a part of the planter's roll.
I have downed planters and many good business men, who would come
to me afterwards and want to stand in with my play; and many are
the thousands I have divided with them; and yet the truly good
people never class such men among gamblers. The world is full of
such men. They are not brave enough to take the name, but they
are always ready for a part of the game. A gambler's word is as
good as his bond, and that is more than I can say of many business
men who stand very high in a community. I would rather take a true
gambler's word than the bond of many business men who are to-day
counted worth thousands. The gambler will pay when he has money,
which many good church members will not.