A GOOD NIGHT'S WORK.

There had been quite a number of communications received by the

officers of the Michigan Southern, complaining about the gamblers

beating the passengers on that road, consequently orders were issued

to the conductors not to allow any gambling on their trains. They

did try to prevent it, but the boys were too smart for them, and

got away with many a good dollar while the conductor was collecting

fare or out on the platform at a station. The result was, the

complaints continued to go to the officers of the road, and some

of them went so far as to claim that the conductors were in with

the gamblers. The poor conductors insisted that they could not

watch the rascals and their trains at one and the same time; but

the superintendent thought they could, and threatened to discharge

any one who was complained of again. He found out one day that he

conductors were right and he was wrong. I will tell you how he

was convinced.

Tripp, Adams, and myself got on a train going out of Chicago on

the Michigan Southern one evening, and took seats in different

parts of the car. In a few moments after the train started, the

conductor and a fine looking old gray-headed gentleman came into

the car where we were seated, and something told me that he was

one of the officers. I saw them talking together a short distance

from where I was sitting alongside of a big fat man. The conductor

was evidently pointing us out, for I could see by his actions that

they had us spotted. The other boys knew what was in the wind,

for we had all been there before and understood our business. The

conductor left the car, but the old gentleman took a seat facing

us; so we began to think the jig was up for that trip, for there

was a pair of eyes constantly upon us. But as we did not make a

move, the old fellow got a little careless, took out a package of

papers, and began to look over them. When I saw he was very much

interested in the papers and began to use his pencil, I gave Tripp

the wink, and he slipped over to my seat. We went through the old

business about the same as if the old pair of eyes was not in the

same car, only we talked low, and while the car was in motion no

one could hear what was going on.

Just before we reached a station, Tripp beat the big fat man out

of $600, and he had beaten me out of $500 before we got him to put

up. I gave him the office to get off at the station; so when the

cars stopped, he was on the platform.

There was a Jew sitting just behind us who had been watching the

game, and he saw Tripp out on the platform, so he laughed and said,

"You see that fellow? He gets off when he wins your moneys."

The old superintendent jumped up, put away his papers, and said:

"What's this? Some one been _gambling_ in _this_ car?"

The Jew told him that the fellow with the slouch hat had won $600

from the big fat man, and $500 from me. I told my fat friend it

was no one's business if we lost our money; so when the old gent,

who had been watching his papers just long enough for us to get

our work in, came up to us and asked if we had lost our money, my

fat friend said, "It's none of your business; the money did not

belong to you."

Just then the conductor came in, so the superintendent said to him:

"Those d----d villains have played their games right under my very

nose, beat these d----d fools out of over $1,000, and got off.

Now, if any one comes into my office and tells me our conductors

are in with the d----d gamblers, I will take a club and knock his

d----d brains out. You attend to the train hereafter, and let the

d----d suckers take care of themselves."

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