A PAYMASTER'S BLUFF.

The yellow fever was raging in the South in 1867, and nearly every

one was trying to reach the seaboard, as it is considered that the

disease is not so violent there. On the steamer to Mobile one

night a big game was in progress. Ten dollars was the ante; no

limit. I was $1,300 loser, and soon resolved that I must stir

myself and do something. There was no time to lose, so hurrying

to the bar, upon some excuse, I got a deck such as they were using,

and ran up four hands, being careful that I got the best of it.

Returning, I played fully half an hour before I came out with my

deck. At last it came my deal, and I gave them threes and let them

fill. It would have brought a smile to a dead man to have seen

them bet, for they put up all the money they had, and one of them

went to the office, and bringing out a valise, said, as he laid it

on the table, "There is $18,000 in that valise, and I raise all of

you that much." What to do I did not know. I was in a quandary,

when, quick as thought, a plan flashed upon me. I jumped up, and

rushing to the office, got all the small bills they had--mostly

ones and twos--and securing a piece of brown paper, wrapped these

bills around it, which made an enormous roll. There was a five

hundred-dollar bill on the outside, and, putting a strip of paper

around it, I marked it $20,000. Then rushing up, I said, "Boys,

I have at last raised the money;" and as I was about to put it on

the table to call the bet, the owner of the valise snatched it off,

saying, "That was only for a bluff." So I deemed it best to show

down for what money we had up, as I knew all the rest were up all

they had, and I have always made it a rule never to bet a man more

than he had, to run him out, but always to give every man a chance

for his money.

Turning to the fellow with the valise, I said, "I will bet you

$1,000 on a side bet that my hand beats yours." He counted out

the money and put it up, and there was nothing to do but show hands;

but in the draw I took in another nine, which made four, and a five

spot. That broke up the game, as that was all the money, except

what the man with the valise and I had, and he got cold, for the

money he was playing with belonged to the Government. He was a

paymaster, and had I won his money I should undoubtedly have got

into trouble again. Paymasters in the army were among the best

suckers we ever had, and I fear we never shall have such fat plucking

again.

"PRANKIN'" WITH A NEW GAME.

I had a partner at one time by the name of Tripp, and he was one

of the smartest gamblers I ever worked with. He would play any

and all games of chance, and would play them as high as any man in

the country, and come as near winning all the time at most of them.

He was a good, clever fellow.

He and I were on the Michigan Southern Railroad at one time. Tripp

was to do the playing with the three cards, and I was to be on the

look-out. I began my part of the business; and in looking around,

I saw an old gentleman that I thought might be well fixed in money

matters; and if he was, I judged he would be a good subject; so I

sat down and opened up conversation. I told him I was a miner from

Colorado; that I had some of the richest mines in the country, and

that I was on my way to Washington to take out a patent on a crushing

machine that I had invented. He became very much interested, and

I learned that he was from the State of Michigan, and was very well

fixed in this world's goods. I gave him some big talk about the

mining business, telling him I often took out $1,000 a day--and

much more of the same sort. He did not let me do all the blowing,

but gave me to understand that, while he was not taking out of

mother earth $1,000 per day, he was--and had been for many years--

getting out of the ground quite a number of thousands.

While we were telling each other how much money we had accumulated

for a rainy day, a cow-boy came up and took the seat just in front

of us, and in a few moments he turned around and said, "Be you

gentlemen going to New York?"

The old gentleman said, "I am, but this gentleman is going to

Washington City."

"I be going to New York with my steers, for them fellars in Chicago

won't pay my price, and some of them beat me out of $2,000 in less

than no time," said the cow-boy.

I then told him to turn his seat over and tell us how they got his

money.

He got up, turned his seat, and said, "They had some kind of a game

that they bet on; I got to pranking with it, and I just lost $2,000

afore you could say Jack Robinson."

"It must have been seven-up, or some game of cards," said I.

"It wasn't no seven-up, for I reckon as how I can play seven-up

with any of the boys."

"Well, tell us about the game," said the old gentleman.

The cow-boy then took out an old dirty rag, which I suppose he

called a handkerchief, unfolded it, and produced three cards,

saying, "Them thar fellows gave me these ar cards, and I'm going

to larn that ar game, so as when I get back to Texas I can beat

all the boys."

I told him to show us how they could bet on three cards. Then he

bent them up and began throwing them on the seat beside him, saying

at the same time, "I'm not as good at it as those Chicago chaps,

but I'm going to practice, and when I get down in Texas I'll get

even on our boys."

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