COLLARED THE WRONG MAN.

I had been attending to business pretty faithfully, and had

accumulated some wealth, when it struck me I must take a rest; so

when I arrived in New Orleans I laid off. I was playing the "bank"

one night, and was a big loser. There was a big fighter came in

and sat down at the same table, and in a short time he began to

pick up checks. I thought he would take some of mine next, and I

was not in the humor to let any one take my checks. Sure enough,

he clinched onto a stack I had on the nine. I said to him, "Those

are my fifty." He raised up, took me by the collar, and said,

"You're a d----d liar." I thought I would get the old head ready

for business once more, so I argued the question with him until I

saw an opening, and then I let him have it just between the eyes.

He dropped all in a heap, and it was some time before they could

get him to sit up. He was pretty badly hurt; his nose was broken

down flat with his face; the blood was running out of his ears,

and I thought it was about time for me to get out. I cashed in my

checks and quit the game over $6,000 a loser. So you see a man

must fight at times, even when he has quit his regular business,

and is laying off for a rest.

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