WHISKY AND WATER.

In the embryo city springing up under the protection of Fort Inge, the

"hotel" was the most conspicuous building. This is but the normal

condition of every Texan town--whether new or founded forty years ago;

and none are older, except the sparse cities of Hispano-Mexican origin--

where the _presidio_ and convent took precedence, now surpassed by, and

in some instances transformed into, the "tavern."

The Fort Inge establishment, though the largest building in the place,

was, nevertheless, neither very grand nor imposing. Its exterior had

but little pretence to architectural style. It was a structure of hewn

logs, having for ground-plan the letter T according to the grotesque

alphabet--the shank being used for eating and sleeping rooms, while the

head was a single apartment entirely devoted to drinking--smoking and

_expectorating_ included. This last was the bar-room, or "saloon."

The sign outside, swinging from the trunk of a post-oak, that had been

_pollarded_ some ten feet above the ground, exhibited on both sides the

likeness of a well known military celebrity--the hero of that quarter of

the globe--General Zachariah Taylor. It did not need looking at the

lettering beneath to ascertain the name of the hotel. Under the

patronage of such a portrait it could only be called "Rough and Ready."

There was a touch of the apropos about this designation. Outside things

appeared rough enough; while inside, especially if you entered by the

"saloon," there was a readiness to meet you half way, with a mint julep,

a sherry cobbler, a gin sling, or any other _mixed_ drink known to

trans-Mississippian tipplers--provided always that you were ready with

the _picayunes_ to pay for them.

The saloon in question would not call for description, had you ever

travelled in the Southern, or South-Western, States of America. If so,

no Lethean draught could ever efface from your memory the "bar-room" of

the hotel or _tavern_ in which you have had the unhappiness to sojourn.

The counter extending longitudinally by the side; the shelved wall

behind, with its rows of decanters and bottles, containing liquors, of

not only all the colours of the prism, but every possible combination of

them; the elegant young fellow, standing or sidling between counter and

shelves, ycleped "clerk"--don't call him a "barkeeper," or you may get a

decanter in your teeth--this elegant young gentleman, in blouse of blue

_cottonade_, or white linen coat, or maybe in his shirt sleeves--the

latter of finest linen and lace--ruffled, in the year of our Lord

eighteen hundred and fifty--this elegant young gentleman, who, in mixing

you a sherry cobbler, can look you straight in the face, talk to you the

politics of the day, while the ice, and the wine, and the water, are

passing from glass to glass, like an iris sparkling behind his

shoulders, or an aureole surrounding his perfumed head! Traveller

through the Southern States of America you; cannot fail to remember him?

If so, my words will recall him, along with his surroundings--the saloon

in which he is the presiding administrator, with its shelves and

coloured decanters; its counter; its floor sprinkled with white sand, at

times littered with cigar stumps, and the brown asterisks produced by

_expectoration_--its odour of mint, absinthe, and lemon-peel, in which

luxuriate the common black fly, the blue-bottle, and the sharp-tongued

mosquito. All these must be sharply outlined on the retina of your

memory.

The hotel, or tavern, "Rough and Ready," though differing but little

from other Texan houses of entertainment, had some points in particular.

Its proprietor, instead of being a speculative Yankee, was a German--in

this part of the world, as elsewhere, found to be the best purveyors of

food. He kept his own bar; so that on entering the saloon, instead of

the elegant young gentleman with ruffled shirt and odorous chevelure,

your "liquor" was mixed for you by a staid Teuton, who looked as sober

as if he never tasted--notwithstanding the temptation of wholesale

price--the delicious drinks served out to his customers. Oberdoffer was

the name he had imported with him from his fatherland; transformed by

his Texan customers into "Old Duffer."

There was one other peculiarity about the bar-room of the "Rough and

Ready," though it scarce deserved to be so designated; since it was not

uncommon elsewhere. As already stated, the building was shaped like a

capital T; the saloon representing the head of the letter. The counter

extended along one side, that contiguous to the shank; while at each end

was a door that opened outward into the public square of the incipient

city.

This arrangement had been designed to promote the circulation of the

air--a matter of primary importance in an atmosphere where the

thermometer for half the year stands at 90 degrees in the shade.

The hotels of Texas or the South-Western States--I may say every part of

the American Union--serve the double purpose of exchange and club-house.

Indeed, it is owing to the cheap accommodation thus afforded--often of

the most convenient kind--that the latter can scarce be said to exist.

Even in the larger cities of the Atlantic states the "club" is by no

means a necessity. The moderate charges of the hotels, along with their

excellent _cuisine_ and elegant accommodations, circumscribe the

prosperity of this institution; which in America is, and ever must be,

an unhealthy exotic.

The remark is still more true of the Southern and South-western cities;

where the "saloon" and "bar-room" are the chief places of resort and

rendezvous.

The company, too, is there of a more miscellaneous character. The proud

planter does not disdain--for he does not dare--to drink in the same

room with the "poor white trash;" often as proud as himself.

There is no _peasant_ in that part of the world--least of all in the

state called Texas; and in the saloon of "Rough and Ready" might often

be seen assembled representatives of every class and calling to be met

with among the settlements.

Perhaps not upon any occasion since "Old Duffer" had hung out the sign

of his tavern, was he favoured with a larger company, or served more

customers across his counter, than upon that night, after the return of

the horse-hunting party to Fort Inge.

With the exception of the ladies, almost every one who had taken part in

the expedition seemed to think that a half-hour spent at the "Rough and

Ready" was necessary as a "nightcap" before retiring to rest; and as the

Dutch clock, quaintly ticking among the coloured decanters, indicated

the hour of eleven, one after another--officers of the Fort--planters

living near along the river--Sutlers--commissariat

contractors--"sportsmen"--and others who might be called nondescripts--

came dropping in; each as he entered marching straight up to the

counter, calling for his favourite drink, and then falling back to

converse with some group already occupying the floor.

One of these groups was conspicuous. It consisted of some eight or ten

individuals, half of them in uniform. Among the latter were the three

officers already introduced; the captain of infantry, and the two

lieutenants--Hancock of the dragoons, and Crossman of the mounted

rifles.

Along with these was an officer older than any of them, also higher in

authority, as could be told by the embroidery on his shoulder-strap,

that proclaimed him of the rank of major. As he was the only "field

officer" at Fort Inge, it is unnecessary to say he was the commandant of

the cantonment.

These gentlemen were conversing as freely as if all were subalterns of

equal rank--the subject of the discourse being the incidents of the day.

"Now tell us, major!" said Hancock: "you must know. Where did the girl

gallop to?"

"How should I know?" answered the officer appealed to. "Ask her cousin,

Mr Cassius Calhoun."

"We have asked him, but without getting any satisfaction. It's clear he

knows no more than we. He only met them on the return--and not very far

from the place where we had our bivouac. They were gone a precious long

time; and judging by the sweat of their horses they must have had a hard

ride of it. They might have been to the Rio Grande, for that matter,

and beyond it."

"Did you notice Calhoun as he came back?" inquired the captain of

infantry. "There was a scowl upon his face that betokened some very

unpleasant emotion within his mind, I should say."

"He did look rather unhappy," replied the major; "but surely, Captain

Sloman, you don't attribute it to--?"

"Jealousy. I do, and nothing else."

"What! of Maurice the mustanger? Poh--poh! impossible--at least, very

improbable."

"And why, major?"

"My dear Sloman, Louise Poindexter is a lady, and Maurice Gerald--"

"May be a gentleman for aught that is known to the contrary."

"Pshaw!" scornfully exclaimed Crossman; "a trader in horses! The major

is right--the thing's improbable--impossible."

"Ah, gentlemen!" pursued the officer of infantry, with a significant

shake of the head. "You don't know Miss Poindexter, so well as I. An

eccentric young lady--to say the least of her. You may have already

observed that for yourselves."

"Come, come, Sloman!" said the major, in a bantering way; "you are

inclined to be talking scandal, I fear. That would be a scandal.

Perhaps you are yourself interested in Miss Poindexter, notwithstanding

your pretensions to be considered a Joseph? Now, I could understand

your being jealous if it were handsome Hancock here, or Crossman--

supposing him to be disengaged. But as for a common mustanger--poh--

poh!"

"He's an Irishman, major, this mustanger; and if he be what I have some

reason to suspect--"

"Whatever he be," interrupted the major, casting a side glance towards

the door, "he's there to answer for himself; and as he's a sufficiently

plain-spoken fellow, you may learn from him all about the matter that

seems to be of so much interest to you."

"I don't think you will," muttered Sloman, as Hancock and two or three

others turned towards the new-comer, with the design of carrying out the

major's suggestion.

Silently advancing across the sanded floor, the mustanger had taken his

stand at an unoccupied space in front of the counter.

"A glass of whisky and water, if you please?" was the modest request

with which to saluted the landlord.

"Visky und vachter!" echoed the latter, without any show of eagerness to

wait upon his new guest. "Ya, woe, visky und vachter! It ish two

picayunsh the glass."

"I was not inquiring the price," replied the mustanger, "I asked to be

served with a glass of whisky and water. Have you got any?"

"Yesh--yesh," responded the German, rendered obsequious by the sharp

rejoinder. "Plenty--plenty of visky und vachter. Here it ish."

While his simple potation was being served out to him, Maurice received

nods of recognition from the officers, returning them with a free, but

modest air. Most of them knew him personally, on account of his

business relations with the Fort.

They were on the eve of interrogating him--as the major had suggested--

when the entrance of still another individual caused them to suspend

their design.

The new-comer was Cassius Calhoun. In his presence it would scarce have

been delicacy to investigate the subject any further.

Advancing with his customary swagger towards the mixed group of military

men and civilians, Calhoun saluted them as one who had spent the day in

their company, and had been absent only for a short interval. If not

absolutely intoxicated, it could be seen that the ex-officer of

volunteers was under the influence of drink. The unsteady sparkle of

his eyes, the unnatural pallor upon his forehead--still further clouded

by two or three tossed tresses that fell over it--with the somewhat

grotesque set of his forage cap--told that he had been taking one beyond

the limits of wisdom.

"Come, gentlemen!" cried he, addressing himself to the major's party, at

the same time stepping up to the counter; "let's hit the waggon a crack,

or old Dunder-und-blitzen behind the bar will say we're wasting his

lights. Drinks all round. What say you?"

"Agreed--agreed!" replied several voices.

"You, major?"

"With pleasure, Captain Calhoun."

According to universal custom, the intended imbibers fell into line

along the counter, each calling out the name of the drink most to his

liking at the moment.

Of these were ordered almost as many kinds as there were individuals in

the party; Calhoun himself shouting out--"Brown sherry for me;" and

immediately adding--"with a dash of bitters."

"Prandy und pitters, you calls for, Mishter Calhoun?" said the landlord,

as he leant obsequiously across the counter towards the reputed partner

of an extensive estate.

"Certainly, you stupid Dutchman! I said brown sherry, didn't I?"

"All rights, mein herr; all rights! Prandy und pitters--prandy und

pitters," repeated the German Boniface, as he hastened to place the

decanter before his ill-mannered guest.

With the large accession of the major's party, to several others already

in the act of imbibing, the whole front of the long counter became

occupied--with scarce an inch to spare.

Apparently by accident--though it may have been design on the part of

Calhoun--he was the outermost man on the extreme right of those who had

responded to his invitation.

This brought him in juxtaposition with Maurice Gerald, who alone--as

regarded boon companionship--was quietly drinking his whisky and water,

and smoking a cigar he had just lighted.

The two were back to back--neither having taken any notice of the other.

"A toast!" cried Calhoun, taking his glass from the counter.

"Let us have it!" responded several voices.

"America for the Americans, and confusion to all foreign interlopers--

especially the damned Irish!"

On delivering the obnoxious sentiment, he staggered back a pace; which

brought his body in contact with that of the mustanger--at the moment

standing with the glass raised to his lips.

The collision caused the spilling of a portion of the whisky and water;

which fell over the mustanger's breast.

Was it an accident? No one believed it was--even for a moment.

Accompanied by such a sentiment the act could only have been an affront

intended and premeditated.

All present expected to see the insulted man spring instantly upon his

insulter. They were disappointed, as well as surprised, at the manner

in which the mustanger seemed to take it. There were some who even

fancied he was about to submit to it.

"If he does," whispered Hancock in Sloman's ear, "he ought to be kicked

out of the room."

"Don't you be alarmed about that," responded the infantry officer, in

the same _sotto voce_. "You'll find it different. I'm not given to

betting, as you know; but I'd lay a month's pay upon it the mustanger

don't back out; and another, that Mr Cassius Calhoun will find him an

ugly customer to deal with, although just now he seems more concerned

about his fine shirt, than the insult put upon him. Odd devil he is!"

While this whispering was being carried on, the man to whom it related

was still standing by the bar--to use a hackneyed phrase, "the observed

of all observers."

Having deposited his glass upon the counter, he had drawn a silk

handkerchief from his pocket, and was wiping from his embroidered shirt

bosom the defilement of the spilt whisky.

There was an imperturbable coolness about the action, scarce compatible

with the idea of cowardice; and those who had doubted him perceived that

they had made a mistake, and that there was something to come. In

silence they awaited the development.

They had not long to wait. The whole affair--speculations and

whisperings included--did not occupy twenty seconds of time; and then

did the action proceed, or the speech which was likely to usher it in.

"_I_ am an Irishman," said the mustanger, as he returned his

handkerchief to the place from which he had taken it.

Simple as the rejoinder may have appeared, and long delayed as it had

been, there was no one present who mistook its meaning. If the hunter

of wild horses had tweaked the nose of Cassius Calhoun, it would not

have added emphasis to that acceptance of his challenge. Its simplicity

but proclaimed the serious determination of the acceptor.

"You?" scornfully retorted Calhoun, turning round, and standing with his

arms _akimbo_. "You?" he continued, with his eye measuring the

mustanger from head to foot, "you an Irishman? Great God, sir, I should

never have thought so! I should have taken you for a Mexican, judging

by your rig, and the elaborate stitching of your shirt."

"I can't perceive how my rig should concern you, Mr Cassius Calhoun;

and as you've done my shirt no service by spilling half my liquor upon

it, I shall take the liberty of unstarching yours in a similar fashion."

So saying, the mustanger took up his glass; and, before the ex-captain

of volunteers could duck his head, or get out of the way, the remains of

the mixed Monongahela were "swilled" into his face, sending him off into

a fit of alternate sneezing and coughing that appeared to afford

satisfaction to more than a majority of the bystanders.

The murmur of approbation was soon suppressed. The circumstances were

not such as to call for speech; and the exclamations that accompanied

the act were succeeded by a hush of silence. All saw that the quarrel

could not be otherwise than a serious one. The affair must end in a

fight. No power on earth could prevent it from coming to that

conclusion.

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