CHAPTER XXXVIII.

ALARIC AND BONNY AGAIN TAKE TO FLIGHT.

For a full month had our hump-durgin boys occupied the little

cedar-built shack, which now seemed to them so much a home that it was

difficult to realize they had ever known any other. By this time too

they were exercising a very decided influence upon the character of the

camp into whose life they had been so unexpectedly thrown. Light-hearted

Bonny, with his cheery face and abounding good-nature, was as full of

amusing pranks as a young colt, and from every group that he joined

shouts of merriment were certain to arise within a few minutes. Thus

Bonny was very popular and always in demand. Nor was Alaric less so, for

he could tell so much concerning strange countries and relate so many

curious old-world tales, that there was rarely an evening that he was

not called upon for something of the kind. He so often said that most of

his stories could be found in certain books, related a thousand times

better than he could tell them, that in the breasts of many of his

hearers he aroused a real longing for books, and a wider knowledge than

they could ever acquire without them.

At the same time Alaric was not only appreciated for what he knew, but

for what he could do. No one in camp could ride a "turn" of logs,

swaying, bumping, and sliding down the skid-road, with such perfect

confidence and easy grace as he. Only one of them all could outrun him,

and none could catch or throw a baseball with the certainty and

precision that he exhibited, although ever since Buck Raulet discovered

the ball in his young guest's coat pocket the camp had practised with it

during all odd moments of daylight.

So our lads made friends with and knew the personal history of every

occupant of the camp save one, and he was its boss. Since the night on

which they had taken tea in his house Mr. Linton had hardly spoken to

either of them; nor did he ever join with the men in their evening

gatherings to listen to Bonny's jokes or Alaric's tales. At first they

noticed this, and wondered what reason he had for avoiding them; but

they soon learned that it was only his way, and that he never talked

with any of the men except on matters of business. Buck Raulet said it

was because he was a deputy United States Marshal, and didn't know when

he might be called on to arrest any one of them for some offence against

the government.

With all their present popularity the boys were growing weary of the

monotonous life they were leading, of their good-natured but rough and

narrow-minded associates, and of the deadly sameness of the food served

three times a day in the dingy mess-room. They also dreaded the

approaching winter, with its days and weeks of rain, during which the

work of getting out logs for the insatiable mills down on the sound must

keep on without a moment of interruption. They listened with dismay to

tales of loggers who had not known the feeling of dry clothing for weeks

at a time; of "turns" of logs rushing down skid-roads slippery with wet,

like roaring avalanches of timber, threatening destruction to everything

in their course; and of long dreary winter evenings when the steady

downpour forbade camp-fires and prevented all social out-of-door

gatherings.

In view of these things, Alaric was determined that the end of another

month, or such time as his wages should be paid, should see him on his

way to San Francisco and home. He did not anticipate any difficulty in

persuading Bonny to go with him, for that young man had already remarked

that while hump-durgin riding was fun up to a certain point, he should

hate to do it for the remainder of his life. Oh yes, Bonny would go of

course; and Alaric's only fear was that his father might not take a

fancy to the lad, or hold the same views regarding his future that he

did. Still, that was a matter that would arrange itself somehow, if they

could only manage to reach San Francisco, and the "poor rich boy" now

began to long as eagerly for the time to come when he might return to

his home as he once had for an opportunity to leave it.

One day, when matters stood thus, a stranger, past middle age, shabbily

dressed, and wearing a peculiarly dilapidated hat, appeared at the

railway log-landing, and asked of Bonny, whose hump-durgin happened to

be there at the time, permission to ride with him to the upper end of

the skid-road. With a sympathetic glance at the man's forlorn appearance

Bonny answered,

"Certainly, sir; you may ride with me all day if you like, and I shall

be glad of your company."

Thanking the lad, the stranger seated himself in the hump-durgin, and

after he had been warned to hold on tight and watch out for "slews," the

upper journey was begun. At one of the upper relay stations they waited

for a descending "turn" of logs to pass them. Here the stranger visited

the engine-house, and while he was talking with the engineer they came

in sight. Alaric, who happened to be in charge, was at that moment

walking easily forward along the backs of the swaying logs, presenting

as fine a specimen of youthful agility, strength, and perfect health as

one could wish to encounter. He was clad in jean trousers tucked into

boot-legs and belted about his waist; a blue flannel shirt, with a black

silk kerchief knotted at the throat, and a black slouch hat.

[Illustration: "ISN'T THAT EXTREMELY DANGEROUS?" ASKED THE STRANGER.]

"Isn't that extremely dangerous?" asked the stranger, regarding the

approaching lad with a curious interest.

"Not for him it isn't, though it might be for some; but Rick Dale is so

level-headed and sure-footed that there isn't his equal for riding logs

in this outfit, nor, I don't believe, in any other," answered the

engineer.

"What did you say his name was?" asked the stranger, with his gaze still

fixed on Alaric.

"Dale. Richard Dale," replied the engineer. "Why? Do you think you know

him?"

"No. I don't know any one of that name; but the lad's resemblance to

another whom I used to know is certainly very striking."

"Yes. It's funny how often people look alike who have never been within

a thousand miles of each other," remarked the engineer, carelessly, as

he stepped to the signal-box. In another minute Alaric had passed out of

sight, while Bonny and the stranger had resumed their upward journey.

That evening Alaric remarked to his chum, "I noticed you had a passenger

to-day."

"Yes," replied Bonny. "Seedy-looking chap, wasn't he, but one of the

nicest old fellows I ever met. Never saw any one take such an interest

in everything. I suspected what he was after, though, and finally we got

so friendly that I asked him right out if he wasn't looking for work."

"Was he?"

"Yes. He hesitated at first, and looked at me to see if I was joking,

and then owned up that he was hunting for something to do. I felt mighty

sorry for him, 'cause I know how it is myself; but I had to tell him

there wasn't a living show in this camp just now. He seemed mightily

taken with our shack here, and said he once had a house just like it,

but he was afraid he'd never have another. I invited him to stay with us

a few days if he wanted to--just while he was looking for a job, you

know--but he said he guessed he'd better go on to some other camp. You'd

have been willing, wouldn't you?"

"Certainly," replied Alaric. "I've already been in hard luck enough to

be mighty glad of a chance to help any other fellow who's in the same

fix, especially an old man; for they don't have half the show that young

fellows do."

"I told him you'd feel that way," exclaimed Bonny, triumphantly, "and he

said if there were more like us in the world it would be a happier place

to live in, but that he guessed he'd manage to scrape along somehow

awhile longer without becoming a burden to others. I did insist on his

taking a hat, though."

"A hat?"

"Yes. We were down at the store, and he was asking the price of things,

and looking around so wistful that I couldn't help getting him a new hat

and having it charged; for the one he wore wasn't any good at all. He

hated to take it, but I insisted, and finally he said he would if I'd

keep his old one and let him redeem it some time. Of course I said I

would, just to satisfy him, and here it is."

Alaric looked carelessly at the dilapidated hat as he said: "It was a

first-class thing to do, Bonny, and I only wish I had been here to give

him something at the same time. But, hello! this is a Paris hat, and

hasn't been worn very long, either. I wonder how he ever got hold of it?

Never mind, though; hang it up for luck, and to remind me to do

something for the next poor chap who comes along. I heard to-day that

the president of the company was in Tacoma, on his way to make an

inspection of all the camps."

"Yes," replied Bonny. "They say he is an awful swell, too, and I heard

that he was coming in his private car. I only hope he is, and that I can

get a chance to look at it, for I have never seen a private car. Have

you?"

"One or two," answered Alaric, with a smile.

At noon of the following day, while a fifteen-minute game of baseball

was in progress after dinner, the boss of Camp No. 10 received a note

from the president of the company, requesting him to report immediately

in person at Tacoma, and bring with him the two hump-durgin boys Dale

and Brooks.

Mr. Linton, being a man who kept his own business to himself as much as

possible, merely called our lads and bade them follow him. Of course

this order broke up the game they were playing, and as they hastened

after the boss, Bonny, in whose hands the baseball happened to be,

thrust it into one of his pockets. Although curious to know why they

were thus summoned, the boys learned nothing from Mr. Linton until they

reached the railway log-landing, when he told them that they were wanted

in Tacoma, and that he was instructed to bring them there at once.

From the landing they proceeded by hand-car to Cascade Junction, where

they boarded a west-bound passenger train over the Northern Pacific.

Even now Mr. Linton was not communicative, and after sitting awhile in

silence, he went forward into the smoking-car, leaving the boys in the

passenger coach next behind it. Now they began to discuss their

situation, and the more they considered it, the more apprehensive they

became that something unpleasant was in store for them.

"He's a United States Marshal, remember," said Bonny.

"Yes," replied Alaric; "I've been thinking of that. Do you suppose it

can have anything to do with that smuggling business?"

"I'm awfully afraid so," replied Bonny. "Great Scott! Look there!"

The train was just leaving Meeker, where a passenger had boarded their

car, and was now walking leisurely through it toward the smoker. It was

he who had attracted Bonny's attention, and at whom he now pointed a

trembling finger.

Alaric instantly recognized the man as an officer of the revenue-cutter

that had so persistently chased them in the early summer. Without a

word, he left his seat and followed the new-comer to the smoking-car,

where a single glance through the open door continued his worst

suspicions.

The officer had seated himself beside Mr. Linton, and they were talking

with great earnestness.

"They are surely after us again," Alaric said, in a whisper, as he

regained his seat beside Bonny; "but I don't intend to be captured, if I

can help it."

"Same here," replied Bonny.

Thus it happened that when, a little later, the train reached Tacoma,

and Mr. Linton returned to look for his lads, they were nowhere to be

found.

[TO BE CONTINUED.]

[Illustration: INTERSCHOLASTIC SPORT]

The first meeting of the National Interscholastic Association was held

at the Columbia Oval, New York, June 20, and the records established on

that occasion are something that every school-boy in the country may

well feel proud of. The day was perfect and the track was good; and

although there were only five associations represented, the teams

present were undoubtedly made up of the best scholastic athletic talent

in the United States. As had been anticipated, victory went to the

New-Englanders, with a score of 46 points; the Connecticut H.-S.A.A.

took second honors with 25 points, New York following with 23, while the

Long Island I.S.A.A. was fourth with a score of 7, and the sandy team

from Iowa closed the list with 6 points.

NATIONAL I.S.A.A. GAMES, COLUMBIA OVAL, NEW YORK, JUNE 20, 1896.

Event. Winner. Performance.

100-yard dash W. H. Jones (_P.A._), N.E. 10-1/5 sec.

220-yard dash W. H. Jones (_P.A._), N.E. 22-2/5 "

Quarter-mile run H. L. Washburn (_B._), N.Y. 51-2/5 "

Half-mile run W. S. Hipple (_B._), N.Y. 1 m. 59-3/5 "

One-mile run D. T. Sullivan (_W.H._), N.E. 5 " 10-1/5 "

120-yard hurdles A. F. Beers (_D.L.S._), N.Y. 16-4/5 "

220-yard hurdles J. H. Converse (_E.H.-S._), N.E. 26-2/5 "

One-mile walk A. L. O'Toole (_E.H.-S._), N.E. 7 " 53-2/5 "

One-mile bicycle O. C. Roehr (_P.P._), L.I. 2 " 36 "

Running high jump F. R. Sturtevant (_H._), Ct. 5 ft. 8 in.

Running broad jump H. Brown (_H.H.-S._), Ct. 21 " 1 "

Pole vault R. G. Clapp (_Will._), N.E. 10 " 5 "

Throwing 12-lb. hammer F. C. Ingalls (_H._), Ct. 129 " 10 "

Putting 12-lb shot F. C. Ingalls (_H._), Ct. 43 " 4 "

Event. Second.

100-yard dash R. W. Moore (_B._), N.Y.

220-yard dash R. W. Moore (_B._), N.Y.

Quarter-mile run G. G. Whitcomb (_P.E._), N.E.

Half-mile run R. F. Hanson (_E.H.-S._), N.E.

One-mile run ----------------------

120-yard hurdles F. A. Edmands (_W.A._), N.E.

220-yard hurdles A. F. Beers (_D.L.S._), N.Y.

One-mile walk G. A. Blakeslee (_H.H.-S._), Ct.

One-mile bicycle M. W. Forney (_A._), L.I.

Running high jump T. Flournoy (_C._), Io.

Running broad jump H. Moeller (_C.G._), N.Y.

Pole vault B. Johnson (_W.A._), N.E.

Throwing 12-lb. hammer W. B. Boyce (_B.H.-S._), N.E.

Putting 12-lb shot F. A. Edmands (_W.A._), N.E.

Event. Third.

100-yard dash Hugh Jackson (_C.R._), Io.

220-yard dash Hugh Jackson (_C.R._), Io.

Quarter-mile run C. F. Luce (_H._), Ct.

Half-mile run C. A. Brown (_S.C._), Io.

One-mile run ----------------------

120-yard hurdles F. W. Shirk (_W.A._), N.E.

220-yard hurdles J. J. Peters (_P.A._), N.E.

One-mile walk ----------------------

One-mile bicycle E. A. Strong (_H._), Ct.

Running high jump ----------------------

Running broad jump W. Hersey (_W.A._), N.E.

Pole vault F. R. Sturtevant (_H._), Ct.

Throwing 12-lb. hammer F. A. Edmands (_W.A._), N.E.

Putting 12-lb shot C. Leo (_C.R._), Io.

ABBREVIATIONS:--N.E., New England I.S.A.A.; N.Y., New York

I.S.A.A.; Ct., Connecticut H.-S.A.A.; L.I., Long Island I.S.A.A.;

Io., Iowa State H.-S.A.A.; _P.A._, Phillips Academy, Andover; _B._,

Barnard School, New York; _W.H._, Worcester High-School; _D.L.S._,

De La Salle Institute, New York; _E.H.-S._, Boston English

High-School; _P.P._, Brooklyn Poly Prep. Institute; _H._, Hartford

Public High-School; _Will._, Williston Seminary; _P.E._, Phillips

Academy, Exeter, New Hampshire; _W.A._, Worcester Academy; _A._,

Adelphi Academy, Brooklyn; _B.H.-S._, Brookline High-School;

_C.G._, Columbia Grammar-School, New York; _C.R._, Cedar Rapids

High-School; _C._, Clinton High-School; _S.C._, Sioux City

High-School; _H.H.-S._, Hillhouse High-School, New Haven.

NATIONAL I.S.A.A. GAMES, JUNE 20, 1896.

TABLE OF POINTS SCORED.

Association. First. Second. Third. Total.

Five Two One

Points. Points. Point.

New England I.S.A.A. 6 6 4 46

Connecticut H.-S.A.A. 4 1 3 25

New York I.S.A.A. 3 4 0 23

Long Island I.S.A.A. 1 1 0 7

Iowa State H.-S.A.A. 0 1 4 6

---

107

N. B.--Out of a possible 112 points only 107 were awarded, there

being no second or third man in the mile run, and no third man in

the high jump or the mile walk.

School. First. Second. Third. Total.

Five Two One

Points. Points. Point.

Hartford School 3 0 3 18

Barnard, N.Y. 2 2 0 14

English High-School 2 1 0 12

Phillips Andover 2 0 1 11

Worcester Academy 0 3 3 9

De La Salle, N.Y. 1 1 0 7

Hillhouse High-School 1 1 0 7

Worcester High-School 1 0 0 5

Poly. Prep., Brooklyn 1 0 0 5

Williston 1 0 0 5

Cedar Rapids 0 0 3 3

Adelphi, Brooklyn 0 1 0 2

Phillips, Exeter 0 1 0 2

Brookline High-School 0 1 0 2

Col. Grammar, N.Y. 0 1 0 2

Clinton High-School 0 1 0 2

Sioux City High-School 0 0 1 1

---

107

Now that the meeting is past and gone, it is very easy for most of us to

make comments and suggestions about what should have been done, but

these suggestions can be of little use to-day, unless they serve to help

matters for next year. Hind-sight is very much better than foresight,

and experience is much more valuable than either. If the officers of the

National Association, and all who are interested in the welfare of that

body, will work next year with wisdom acquired from this year's

experience, the field day of '97 ought to be a perfect one of its kind.

There are a great many things that I should like to say in this

Department about the meeting of the N.I.S.A.A., but there are none of

these reflections which cannot just as well be made a week or two hence,

when there will be more space at disposal, and when there will have been

more time for reflection with all of us. For the present I think that,

in spite of all the shortcomings of the first meeting, we have reason to

congratulate ourselves over the success of the day, and the promise it

holds out for the future.

The New York school-boys need waste no time in regret over the defection

of the Berkeley and Cutler teams. It is certain that had they been

present at the National meet, they could not have altered the result, so

far as victory is concerned. It is possible--it is even probable--that

New York might have secured second place, but nothing better. The

hurdles were 3 ft. 6 in. and 2 ft. 6 in. in the long and short events,

respectively, so that it is not exactly fair to compare the performances

in these events at the National games with those of the New York

Interscholastics, where the hurdles are lower. Nevertheless, Converse in

the low hurdles made better time than Harris, who won at the

Interscholastics.

To make a just comparison, we must leave the hurdles out of our

calculation and take only the other twelve events, which are the same on

both the National and the New York schedules. Of these twelve events

the performances at the National meeting were better in ten cases than

they were at the New York Interscholastics a few weeks ago. The two

which were not surpassed were the pole vault and the mile run. It is

probable that Hurlburt of Berkeley could have defeated Clapp. I am not

so sure that Turner of Cutler's could have defeated Sullivan, who won

the mile in 5 min. 10-1/5 sec. Turner could certainly not have defeated

Mills, but Mills was unfortunately ill, and unable to be present.

Sullivan ran second to Mills at the New England Interscholastics,

Mills's time being 4 min. 33-4/5 sec. Turner's time at the New York

Interscholastics was 4 min. 49-3/5 sec.

But it is hardly fair to compare Sullivan's time at the National games

with Turner's at the New York games, because Turner was pressed very

hard, and did his very best, whereas Sullivan ran around the track alone

at the Columbia Oval, there being no other contestant in the mile event;

furthermore, at the stretch of the third lap he thought he had finished

his mile and spurted, and almost stopped in front of the judge's stand,

when the officials called out to him that he still had another lap to

go; then he merely trotted the remaining 440 yards, so that of course

good time could not be expected. To carry on the speculation further,

and to make the comparison more complete, it may be stated that the

performances at the National games, besides being better in ten cases

out of twelve than the performances at the New York Interscholastic,

were better in six cases out of twelve than the N.Y.I.S.A.A. records.

The superiority is in the two dashes, the quarter, the half, the hammer,

and the shot. In the hammer, both first and second men at the National

games made better throws than Irwin Martin did, a few weeks ago, when he

set up the New York Interscholastic record at the Berkeley Oval. In the

shot, all three point-winners at the National games surpassed the New

York Interscholastic figures.

[Illustration: Jackson. Jones. Moore. Robinson.

N.I.S.A.A. GAMES: FINISH OF FINAL HEAT, 100-YARD DASH.]

[Illustration: Jones. Moore. Jackson.

N.I.S.A.A. GAMES: FINISH OF THE 220-YARD, FINAL HEAT.]

It may clearly be seen from this that the field work at the Columbia

Oval was of a very high order. But better still were the performances in

the dashes and the middle distances. Jones of Andover defeated Moore of

Barnard in both the 100 and the 220, running the shorter distance both

in his heat and in the final in 10-1/5 sec. Jones is beyond any doubt

the best sprinter in the schools to-day, and gets down the path in

beautiful form. Moore was never so hard pushed in all his life, and also

ran beautifully, making a close race every time, and his defeat in his

heat was doubtless due to his desire to save his strength rather than to

the superiority of Robinson, who, however, ran much better in his heat

than he did in the finals. The 220 was anybody's race for three-quarters

of the distance, Moore and Jones running about even, with Jackson barely

a yard in the rear; but Jones, being much the stronger man, and with

decidedly more reserve force than Moore, managed to pull out a winner by

a couple of yards.

The quarter-mile was hotly contested, and proved a very pretty race.

Washburn of Barnard was the favorite, but he had two good men against

him in Robinson of Worcester and Luce of Hartford. The bunch went around

the turn at a brisk pace, and when half the distance had been covered

Whitcomb of Exeter developed unexpected speed, and pushed the New-Yorker

strongly. It was plain then that the real struggle was between these

two, and it was not until the last three yards of the race that Washburn

could feel sure of victory. Luce came in a good third.

[Illustration: Hanson. Hipple.

N.I.S.A.A. GAMES: FINISH OF THE HALF-MILE RUN.]

The half-mile was probably the hardest race of the day, and Hipple won

only after the hottest kind of a struggle with Hanson. The bunch started

off at a good pace, as may be seen from the record-breaking time made,

Bedford setting the pace. The Barnard man kept well in the lead for the

first lap, and then surrendered his position to his schoolmate. But the

New-Englanders had no idea of letting Hipple have an easy time of it,

and Hanson, Albertson, and Brown at once began to swing out for

position. Hipple stuck to his colors, however, and strained every nerve,

running beautifully, and on the stretch he and Hanson pulled away quite

perceptibly from the others. Hipple finished about five feet ahead of

the Boston man, and both were entirely played out when they crossed the

line, Hipple so much so that he was unable to enter the mile, a little

later.

[Illustration: Beers. Edmands.

N.I.S.A.A. GAMES: FINAL HEAT OF THE HIGH HURDLES.]

Both the hurdle-races furnished fine sport. Shirk of Worcester Academy

took the first heat, not being pressed very hard by O'Rourke, and the

second heat was an exceedingly hot race between Beers and Edmands, the

time, .16-3/5, being even faster than that of the final. In the final

struggle the race was clearly between Edmands and Beers, and the

New-Englander certainly ran in far better form than did the victorious

New-Yorker. Beers knocked over fully half the obstacles, whereas Edmands

only toppled one. I should pick Edmands as the winner in a contest with

Beers, both men being fresh. At the National games Edmands was throwing

the hammer when the hurdles were called, and he had to leave his

exhausting field work, without a chance for a rest, to start in his

heat, and again in the final. Considering this, his performance over the

sticks was exceedingly creditable. There were only three starters in the

low hurdles, and Beers got off the mark first. He had not gone far,

however, before Converse overtook him and soon passed him. Converse won

in the excellent time of 26-2/5 sec., Beers finishing about six yards

behind, with Peters almost on his heels. Beers ran in better form in the

low hurdles, although doubtless a little fagged from his two high-hurdle

heats. It is only fair to say for Beers that he has been in the habit of

running over the dwarfed high hurdles of the N.Y.I.S.A.A., and thus

Edmands, who has enjoyed the benefit of belonging to an association

which uses recognized standards in athletics, had a slight advantage

over the New York man.

The walk was a gift to O'Toole of English High, there being only one

other contestant, Blakeslee of Hillhouse. Inasmuch as the faculty of the

Hotchkiss School, Lakeville, did not allow any of the Hotchkiss men to

come down to the meeting, Eels, who made such a good record at the

Connecticut games, was not present. This is greatly to be regretted, for

he and O'Toole would doubtless have had a close struggle in that event.

The Boston man was pressed at no time, but he kept up a good pace, and

when he crossed the line he was half a lap ahead of Blakeslee.

There were no accidents in the bicycle race, for a wonder, and the

contestants actually raced from start to finish. The riders remained

pretty closely bunched for half a mile, Roehr of Long Island leading. At

the three-quarter post Poillon of New York dashed from the rear and took

the lead, but he was able to hold it for only half a lap, when the

others all put on steam and left him again at the tail. Roehr won in

good style, with another Brooklynite, Forney of Adelphi, second, and

Strong of Connecticut third.

The field events developed some excellent performances. There were only

two men who answered to the call in the high jump--Sturtevant and

Flournoy. The Connecticut man had the greater reputation, and the event

was conceded to him at once, although the Iowa athlete struggled

bravely, and cleared the very creditable height of 5 ft. 7 in.

Sturtevant showed good form, and went an inch higher. The pole vault was

also well contested, but the winner did not go so high as might have

been expected from the various performances that have occurred at

interscholastic meetings this year. Clapp, the winner, cleared 10 ft. 5

in., although he did an inch better at the New England Interscholastics,

where he vaulted 10 ft. 6 in., and took second to Johnson of Worcester

Academy. At the National games Johnson could only clear 10 ft. 3 in.,

and took second to Clapp.

Ingalls of Hartford, with Jones of Andover, enjoyed the honor of scoring

a double win. He took first place in both the hammer and the shot, and

his performances are something to be proud of. He established records in

both events which will probably stand for some years to come. Boyce of

Brookline High-School threw 125 ft. 3 in., and took second in the

hammer, Edmands of Worcester being third. The latter also took second in

the shot, coming within eight inches of the winner. Edmands is a very

good all-round athlete. Leo of Iowa took third in the shot, and was only

an inch behind Edmands.

Although every athlete who appeared at the National games is to be

congratulated on his sportsmanship, and on the determined way in which

he set about his work, especial commendation is to be given to the four

young men who came on all the way from Iowa. They were outnumbered by

every team, but they nevertheless succeeded in making creditable

performances, and in carrying off six points. They are not of the stuff

that goes home with a zero, and we may confidently expect, if Iowa sends

on a team next year, that the experience of the Iowans this spring will

have been profited by, and the Westerners will put up even a stiffer

competition than they did a week ago.

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the best things in Prose and Poetry, always including good Songs and

Hymns. It is surprising how little good work of this kind seems to be

done in the Schools, if one must judge from the small number of people

who can repeat, without mistake or omission, as many as =Three= good songs

or hymns.

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and accurate Memory work is a most excellent thing, whether in School or

out of it, among all ages and all classes. But let that which is so

learned be worth learning and worth retaining. The Franklin Square Song

Collection presents a large number of

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and Hymns, in great variety and very carefully selected, comprising

Sixteen Hundred in the Eight Numbers thus far issued, together with much

choice and profitable Reading Matter relating to Music and Musicians. In

the complete and varied

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which is sent free on application to the Publishers, there are found

dozens of the best things in the World, which are well worth committing

to memory; and they who know most of such good things, and appreciate

and enjoy them most, are really among the best educated people in any

country. They have the best result of Education. For above Contents,

with sample pages of Music, address

Harper & Brothers, New York.

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This Department is conducted in the interest of Bicyclers, and the

Editor will be pleased to answer any question on the subject. Our

maps and tours contain many valuable data kindly supplied from the

official maps and road-books of the League of American Wheelmen.

Recognizing the value of the work being done by the L.A.W., the

Editor will be pleased to furnish subscribers with membership

blanks and information so far as possible.

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It is advisable at this point to leave Connecticut and Massachusetts and

describe one of the best--and practically the only--ways of going on a

wheel from the Hudson River to the Berkshire Hills. We have already

given in former numbers of HARPER'S ROUND TABLE the route from New York

city to Hudson, on the Hudson River. For any one making the trip from

New York city to the Berkshire Hills, the best route is to follow this

already described, and at Hudson to take the following trip to

Pittsfield.

Leave Hudson by Warren Street, and run along the trolley-line to the

Boston-Albany railroad tracks, and then make for what is called the

Columbia turnpike by turning to the left around the park, and still

keeping to the left into Green Street. Continuing along this road, you

will run into Claverack, four miles away. The road is good, but begins

to be hilly towards the last. Claverack is then left, the rider moving

eastward and taking the right turn, which carries him by the Red Mills.

Then comes a long ascent, and at the end of three miles Hollowville is

passed. The road runs clearly, and is practically unmistakable to

Martindale, and with the exception of the few hills, it is capital

bicycling. Four miles further on, Craryville is reached, the hills

becoming a little more frequent, but the road-bed is in such good

condition that all are rideable. Three miles further on you pass through

Hillsdale, and then run into South Egremont, and then, keeping to the

right on leaving South Egremont, climb a long hill with a long coast on

the other side, and by Maple Avenue run into Great Barrington. From

Great Barrington the road to Pittsfield, through Stockbridge, is along

the railroad track through Van Densenville to Housatonic, thence through

Glendale to Curtisville, through Stockbridge, and leaving Stockbridge

Bowl on the right, up West Street to Lenox. To go from Lenox take Main

Street and run direct into the town of Pittsfield itself.

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This Department is conducted in the interest of stamp and coin

collectors, and the Editor will be pleased to answer any question

on these subjects so far as possible. Correspondents should address

Editor Stamp Department.

One of the stamp papers reports that a Washington philatelist has had

two U.S. 1847 ten-cent stamps made up into a pair of cuff-buttons. This

is an old idea. I remember seeing a number of similar buttons many years

ago in Germany.

A rumor is current that a new series of stamps is under contemplation by

the U.S. government, or that there will be a change in the color of

several denominations.

The Olympian stamps continue to be used on letters received in New York,

and several foreign papers state that the set will be used until next

October, and possibly longer. The official report of the number printed

of the different denominations shows clearly that the speculating

element was in the mind of the officials of the Greek government. For

instance, they printed 20,000 of the 60-lepta stamp (12c.), and 50,000

of the 10 drachmai ($2). The 60 lepta advanced in price to $1.25 within

a few days, as all the 60 l. were sold out on the first day to a few

favored ones. The outcry from the other speculators was so loud that the

government ordered 50,000 more printed, and the price dropped to 30c. It

is a pity that the Greek government should humiliate itself in this way,

and the first step to make these Olympian stamps "regular" should be an

order to print as many copies of any denomination as may be asked for.

The stamps themselves are so pretty and interesting that every collector

wants to see them established as a regular issue.

BEV.--The U.S. 1870 stamps were printed by the National Bank-Note

Company. In 1873 the contract passed to the Continental Company.

They added secret marks to the 1c., 2c., 3c., 6c., 7c., 10c., 12c.,

and 15c., and probably to the 24c., 30c., and 90c.; but these last

have not been identified to the satisfaction of all philatelists.

In 1875 the American Bank-Note Company succeeded to the contract.

They printed the stamps on a peculiar soft porous paper, which

identifies their issues. They also added a secret mark to the 3c.

stamp, and some years later they re-engraved the 1c., 3c., 6c., and

10c. As to U. S. stamps on ribbed paper, I personally do not

believe in them. I have seen many collections of unused U. S. in

blacks, and never saw one on ribbed paper. The used stamps which

looked like ribbed paper were probably accidentally produced by the

paper to which they were affixed.

W. K. DORT.--To answer all your questions would take at least two

columns. U. S. Revenue stamps, perforated, are still very low in

price, with the exception of the few scarce and rare stamps. You

can get a full catalogue of all postage-stamps and of the U. S.

Revenue stamps for 25c. from any responsible dealer.

EDGAR HILL, 3612 Columbia Avenue, Cincinnati, O., wishes to

exchange stamps.

J. H. DE JARNETTE.--No premium on the coins.

J. K. DENNON.--Postal cards are collected by some of our leading

philatelists. As there is very little demand, the prices are low;

but, on the other hand, dealers do not pay much attention to them,

and carry very little stock. Personally I prefer adhesive postage

stamps to U.S. Revenues.

W. P. KELLMOND.--Dealers ask 15c. for the U.S. 1804 half-cent. No

"flying eagle" cents are worth more than face, except the 1856,

which can be bought for $4.

A. HALL.--The Franklin-head U. S. carrier stamp used in 1851 is one

of the rarest U. S. stamps. If the U. S. government had not

reprinted this stamp it would be worth $250 to-day. The reprint was

made on the same paper, with the same color of ink, and from the

original plates.

A. REICHMAN.--My advice is to keep all your stamps, whether

duplicates or not, until you know more about them. Buy a catalogue,

and carefully examine the stamps by it. After you have selected all

the varieties, sell or trade the rest. Do not keep them, expecting

to make a fortune by their rise in value. They may go up according

to catalogue, but you will find it impossible to realize. Cornering

stamps is about as unprofitable a thing as cornering stocks. For

instance, so many people bought quantities of Columbian stamps on

speculation that the dealers in New York are buying them at ten per

cent. discount. One dealer bought a lot of nearly $11,000 face

value at that rate, and the lot contained a quantity of the $1 and

$2, which still other parties have cornered.

E. R. N.--Your stamps are worth 5c. each. The only way to tell the

date of issue is by reference to one who knows, or, still better,

by reference to a catalogue which gives illustrations, dates,

prices, etc. Such a catalogue you can buy of any dealer for 25c. or

50c.

HAWLEY, PA.--1. "Pneumatic" envelopes are those used in Berlin,

Paris, etc., for letters sent through the pneumatic post-tubes.

Some day we hope our government will wake up and give us a

pneumatic service in the large cities. 2. See answer to O. H.

Schell. 3. Technical terms in stamp-dealing are too numerous to

mention in one answer. 4. By looking carefully. 5. The centennial

of the first settlement.

R. H. ANDERSON, 121 East Forty-seventh Street, New York, wants to

trade stamps for mineral or botanical specimens, or curios.

E. B. BRADLEY.--You ask too much. Refer to a catalogue, which can

be had of any dealer for 25c.

H. BEVIS.--Unless you know what the genuine stamp is, or have a

copy before you, you cannot expect to detect counterfeits.

S. GARMLEY.--The 12c. 1872 is worth 50c. The 30c., worth 12c. The

24c. is 1861 issue, worth 25c. Your 3c. 1861 is probably the rose,

worth 1c.

PHILATUS.

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Bringing up a Humming-bird by Hand.

Some time ago we found in an oleander-tree in our garden a

humming-bird's nest. Our curiosity and interest were so great that

we could not resist peeping into it. We found two tiny birds, only

a few days old, and as there were several of us children examining

it we shook the nest considerably, and as it seemed insecure we

changed it. The mother bird did not return that day, and we feared

that by our carelessness we had driven her off, but the next day

she appeared.

One of the birds fell from the nest and was killed, so that only

one remained for us to watch. It happened that the tree was

infested with ants, who soon discovered the little bird and bit it

terribly. To relieve it I ventured to try and bring it up in the

house, and so made a little nest out of cotton for it, and kept it

on a shelf of flowers in my room. I fed it many times a day, on

diluted honey, through a medicine-dropper. We were delighted to see

that the little thing survived on this treatment, and we soon had a

well bird on our hands.

One day while in my room I heard a strange noise outside the

window, and looking out, I saw the mother bird, who had caught

sight of her little one inside on one of the flower-pots. The

little one had learned to fly by this time, so I opened the window

and the two flew away together. We felt that we had accomplished

the "wellnigh impossible"--bringing up a humming-bird by hand.

GERALDINE SCUPHAM.

OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA.

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In Distant Australia.

In the eastern part of Victoria, nestling among the mountains, lies

Warburton, one of the prettiest countries in this colony. It is

fifty miles from Melbourne and twenty-five from Lilydale, the

nearest town from which the coach runs daily. The mountains are

thickly covered with gum-trees, many of which reach the height of

300 feet, and sometimes 400 feet. In the evenings the mountains

vary in color from deep pink to a very deep purple, reflected from

the setting sun. The effect is grand.

In the valleys are beautiful gullies, full of ferns, varying in

size from a foot to about sixty feet high. It is delightfully cool

in the gullies, as they are pleasantly shaded by trees with closely

matted tops that we often go and sit in, especially at a place

where there are many comfortable swings and hammocks formed of bark

which is shed from the gum-trees.

These gullies abound with most of our native animals, such as

bears, wallabies, wombats, dingoes, opossums, etc. Warburton has

numberless creeks, and a river called Yarra Yarra, which is a

native name, meaning flowing. The river is very winding, and is

flecked with rocks here and there, and shaded by trees which bend

their branches over to the water. The river is full of rapids and

little cataracts, and is not navigable except within about twelve

or fifteen miles of its mouth. It is a beautiful place in which to

enjoy peace and rest.

DAISY DAMMAN, R.T.P.

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The Music Rack.

Not long ago I read an explanation stating that to the public, not

understanding music, classical music sounds like the tuning of

instruments. Don't some of the Round Table Knights and Ladies think

this an error? I think the strains of _Tannhäuser_ and Wagner's

_Lohengrin_, as also _Träumerei_, _Bohemian Girl_, _Cavalleria

Rusticana_, _Maritana_, and ever so many other masterpieces which

are certainly classed as classics please anybody. Of course they

have not any similarity to "Liberty Bell," "Maggie Murphy's Home,"

and other compositions of this order, but they do please the

masses. The Grand March from _Tannhäuser_ always does catch popular

fancy. Also the "Bridal March" from _Lohengrin_.

I have often heard _Martha_ played and treated to deafening

applause, and no music-studied audience were the people who

applauded. Have players ever heard that when rosining the bow they

should not draw the bow up and down rapidly? A great many know

this, but many more do not. The reason is because the bow becomes

warm and melts the rosin and spoils the hair, whereas if you go

slowly the rosin comes off crisp and fine. Another thing, for

orchestra playing tighten the bow, but for solo playing leave it

slack, as the sound is finer.

I would be very glad to hear of some music Chapter, as I would like

to join one.

C. ARNOLD KRUCKMAN, R.T.K.

1235 NORTH THIRTEENTH STREET, ST. LOUIS, MO.

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Why He Sawed Wood.

The Bishop of Pennsylvania was formerly a frontier or missionary bishop

in Nevada. While in the West he had a loyal friend in a man noted for

his big heart and his wonderful combination of profane words. He was the

possessor of a good carriage and a pair of fast horses, and was always

ready to stop swearing for half a day or long enough to take the Bishop,

whom he greatly admired as a man, out on worthy errands.

One day the Bishop had accepted the use of the team to go in search of

funds to build a small chapel. Passing a rough shanty at a smart pace

they saw a man before it sawing wood. The day was hot and the man

bareheaded.

"Stop a moment," said the Bishop. The team was halted. "My good man,"

said the Bishop, addressing the wood-sawyer, "put on your hat. The sun

will bake your brain."

The man looked up in surprise, and then a look of disgust came over his

face.

"D'you s'pose," said he, "that 'f I had any brains I'd be sawing wood in

this land of silver?"

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Any questions in regard to photograph matters will be willingly

answered by the Editor of this column, and we should be glad to

hear from any of our club who can make helpful suggestions.

SEPARATING GOLD FROM ALLOY.

Gold coins and gold jewelry always contain alloy. Gold being too soft a

metal to use alone is mixed with some harder metal, so that the article

will wear longer. Pure gold is 24 carats fine. Before the metric system

was adopted, a mark--a gold coin--was used as the unit of standard

weight, and a carat is 1/24 of the weight of a mark. A carat is used to

express the proportion of gold in the alloy. If a coin is 22 carats

fine, it means that it contains 22 parts of pure gold. An article that

is 18 carats fine contains 18 parts of pure gold and 6 parts of alloy.

Gold coins contain so little alloy that it is not necessary to separate

the gold from the alloy; but if one is preparing chloride of gold from

old jewelry, in which are found perhaps only nine parts of pure gold, it

is best in using it for special work to separate the two metals. This

can be done with very little trouble.

Dissolve the gold in "aqua-regia," according to the directions given in

the last number of the ROUND TABLE. When it is dissolved and the acid

evaporated, dilute the chloride with clear water, and add a small

quantity of ferrous sulphate. This will cause the gold to be

precipitated, and it will settle to the bottom of the vessel in the form

of a brown powder, while the alloy will remain in solution. It will take

some time for the gold to settle, and when it is all deposited or

precipitated turn off the water carefully, wash the gold in distilled

water, and then redissolve it in fresh aqua-regia, following the

directions in our last paper on preparing chloride of gold. Ferrous

sulphate, the substance which precipitates the gold, is also called

sulphate of iron. It is a chemical compound, and the chemical formula is

FeSO_{4}+7H_{2}O, meaning that one atom of iron, one of sulphur, and

four of oxygen are added (+) to 7 molecules of water (7H_{2}O).

In the directions for preparing printing-paper for violet prints the

directions for the coloring-bath read as follows:

SEL D'OR (DOUBLE SALTS OF GOLD).

Sel d'or 7-1/2 grs.

Distilled water 15 oz.

Hydrochloric acid 1 drachm.

A member of the Camera Club, wishing to try the formula, wrote to the

editor that he went to a druggist for the "sel d'or," but was unable to

obtain it, nor could the druggist tell him what it was. An explanation

was sent by mail, but we repeat it for the benefit of the club. "Sel

d'or" is a double salt of hyposulphite of soda and gold chloride. It is

formed by adding chloride of gold to a hyposulphite solution, and mixing

with alcohol. Take three parts of concentrated solution of chloride of

gold and one part of concentrated solution of hyposulphite of soda. Mix

thoroughly, and add alcohol till it is well covered. Shake well, and

then set it aside. The alcohol will cause the chloride of gold and

sodium sulphite to be precipitated in the form of delicate needlelike

crystals, almost transparent, and readily dissolved in water.

If one cannot, obtain "sel d'or" ready prepared, it is not much work to

prepare it. This double salts of gold is the form in which gold was used

for toning daguerreotypes in the early days of photography. The silvered

plate on which was the picture was coated with a solution of "sel d'or,"

and then heated. The gold was melted or decomposed by the heat and

deposited on the picture, giving it not only a beautiful tone, but also

preserving it. That this preparation made the picture durable is shown

from the fine daguerreotypes which, though taken so many years ago,

still retain almost their first freshness.

SIR KNIGHT W. BAKER asks if there is any difference between a

sulphite and bisulphite. A sulphite is a salt formed by the union

of sulphurous acid with a base. For instance, sulphite of soda is a

_salt_ formed by the union of sulphurous acid and sodium, the

sodium being the _base_. A bisulphite is a sulphite in which the

metal has replaced but half the hydrogen in the acid. "Bi," used

chemically, means that the compound contains two equivalents of the

substance named.

SIR KNIGHT LESTER R. MOSS asks which camera to buy--a "B." daylight

or a Kodak, both same price. Would advise a Kodak with glass plates

for a beginner. A camera in which films are used is not so

satisfactory as one for glass plates, and one can learn how to

manage a camera much better if plates are used. Sir Knight Lester

asks how he may become a member of the Round Table. Your name has

been placed on the membership list. To become a member all that is

required is that one should send name and address, and state that

he wishes to become a member.

SIR KNIGHT F. G. CLAPP sends grateful acknowledgment for query

answered in the ROUND TABLE for March 31.

Will Max Miner be kind enough to write to the editor and give the

name of the camera which he used in making the picture, reproduced

in the ROUND TABLE, called "Sweeping a Sliding-Place"? A member of

the Camera Club is anxious to know. Will Sir Max also add the name

of lens and plate used?

THE PUDDING STICK.

This Department is conducted in the interest of Girls and Young

Women, and the Editor will be pleased to answer any question on the

subject so far as possible. Correspondents should address Editor.

I am fond of perfumes myself, and so I know just what Elizabeth Rosa

means when she sighs: "Oh, how I wish I could have all the violet

extract I want! But I cannot afford to buy it, and nobody ever gives me

any, except sometimes Aunt Susie at Christmas. There is Lettie, whose

writing-paper always reminds you of flowers, a faint far-away sweetness,

and Norah, who leaves a dream of roses in the room she has been sitting

in, and Eleanor, whose gowns have a delicate fragrance; but there, it's

of no use; I am poor, and I can't compete with those girls!"

Really, my dear, your style is poetical. A dream of roses is very

impressive. Now let me give you one or two secrets of perfume.

To have your writing-paper, whether note or letter size, or a plain

businesslike pad, carry with it a breath of dainty sweetness, you must

keep it in tightly closed boxes in which are little packets of orris

powder. Your bureau drawers will be perfumed, and the perfume will creep

into your handkerchiefs and ribbons and your under-clothing if you will

line the drawers with tissue-paper; sprinkle this with powdered orris,

and lay a sheet of tissue-paper above it. A prettier way is to make a

sachet the exact size of your drawer by quilting orris powder between

folds of China silk. Little bags of silk filled with orris and kept in

the pockets of your gowns will give them a very delicate fragrance.

A pronounced perfume is vulgar. You must have merely a suggestion of

it--a whiff--gone in a breath, not a coarse heavy odor which makes your

friends think of musk or patchouly. Perfume poured from a bottle is apt

to scent a handkerchief too strongly to please a fastidious taste. You

may use your cologne or your violet essence a few drops at a time in the

water in which you bathe, or you may finish your toilet by wetting your

hands with a tiny drop or two of your favorite perfume. Liquid perfumes

must be used sparingly.

In toilet soaps for the face and hands select the nicest you can afford.

Do not be afraid to use soap on your face. At least once a day wash it

thoroughly with warm water and soap, as only thus can you get rid of the

dust which clogs up the fine lace-like net-work of the skin. Make a

lather and rub the face thoroughly. Then wash it off with clean water.

I may add that fresh rose leaves sprinkled plentifully in bureau drawers

or in the linen closet give a very agreeable perfume to their contents.

And we have all heard of the delicate sweetness of sheets and

pillow-slips laid away in lavender.

Remember that the nicest people are fastidiously clean. The dainty girl

uses a dash of ammonia in the bath, and keeps everything belonging to

her spotlessly neat. Clothing should be frequently changed, and every

detail of a girl's should be fresh and pure. One who is careful in this

way needs no perfume in her toilet.

MARGARET E. SANGSTER.

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No other soap is found in so many homes.

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The Professor was crossing a small lake in Ireland. After admiring for

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would like to try and row. John, nothing loath, surrendered the blades,

and the Professor essayed the task of rowing. Things developed rapidly

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"Well, well," said the Professor, "rowing is quite a difficult thing,

after all. Dear me, how my back aches!"

"Faith, yer know," said John, "it's all in the sculls."

The Professor is still pondering over what John said; whether he meant

the oars or the heads of the oarsmen. The sly twinkle of John's eyes

when he said it rather inclines him to believe the latter.

* * * * *

A PISCATORIAL OBSERVATION.

TOMMY. "Isn't it funny, mamma, that these eels live in the wide, wide

ocean?"

MAMMA. "I don't think it's funny, Tommy."

TOMMY. "Well, I do; I should think them built for narrow winding

streams."

* * * * *

Patrick was lying in bed in a hospital. He had been brought in a few

days before after a severe fall from the top story of a building on

which he had been working. With all his suffering he never lost his

cheerful spirits, and livened up many of the other patients with his

bright remarks and short stories. The doctor happened along, and asked

him how he felt.

"Fairly well, doctor; this right leg of moine is a very ungrateful

spalpeen consitherin' that it wuz only broke in wan place whin it moight

have been smashed in a dozen."

"How did you fall, Patrick?" I asked. "Did you lose your head?"

"Faith, no; sure it was me footin' oi lost."

"What time did it happen?"

"Well, oi wuzn't so sure before I fell, but I wuz thinkin' comin' down

that it wuz near dinner hour, an' oi wuz convinced of that same as oi

passed the second story, fer oi saw the people in there atin' dinner."

* * * * *

In the days of Emperor William the cadets in Berlin were obliged to

adhere very closely to the rules of their respective academies. They

were not allowed to go to entertainments at night without the escort of

an elder relative. One evening, a cadet thinking he would escape

observation, slipped into an entertainment, and taking a back seat

quietly enjoyed the performance. He presently entered into conversation

with his neighbor, a very pleasant gentleman. An academy officer passing

spotted him, and the cadet, seeing that he had been observed, whispered

to his new acquaintance, "Will you be my uncle?"

The gentleman, understanding the position of the cadet, smilingly agreed

to be his uncle. Next morning the cadet was sternly called from the

ranks.

"You broke the rules last night, sir."

"Yes, sir," replied the cadet; "but I was with my uncle."

"Hum! Well, your uncle last night happened to be the Crown Prince, and

he wrote me this morning begging that you should be let off. Remember

next time that your alliance with the royal family is a strict military

one only."

* * * * *

THE REASON.

WILLIE. "I know why the Chinese send all their fire-crackers over here?"

MAMMA. "Why, Willie?"

WILLIE. "Why, because they don't have any Fourth of July over there."

* * * * *

THE PIN-WHEEL.

I love to watch the pin-wheel go

A-spinning round so free,

To make its goldfish dive into

The starry night's black sea.

* * * * *

A ticket-seller in a theatre once owned a parrot that was quick at

learning to repeat the phrases he heard. Thus, among other things, he

was soon able to exclaim, "One at a time, gentlemen! one at a time,

please!" for this sentence was constantly in the mouth of his master.

The ticket man went to the country for a summer vacation and took the

educated parrot along with him. One day the bird got out of his cage and

disappeared. His owner searched all about for him, and finally toward

evening found him despoiled of half his feathers sitting far out on the

limb of a tree, while a dozen crows were pecking at him whenever they

could get a chance. And all this time the poor parrot, with his back

humped up, was edging away and constantly exclaiming, "One at a time,

gentlemen! one at a time, please!"

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