The writer has in mind four representative Australian journalists

whose abilities were, or are now, of the very highest. From the ranks

of any profession, or from all the professions together, it would

be difficult to pick in Australia four men who could boast in the

aggregate a greater measure of natural or of practised ability. Each

of these four has, time after time, charmed, interested, and amused,

hundreds of thousands of perceptive and critical readers. Had they

given half the same talent to law or medicine, to science or politics,

each of the four would beyond doubt have become rich and famous. But

what has happened? One of them, possibly the most brilliant of the

brilliant quartette, died early, in some measure a victim to the

hospitality and conviviality that his own unique personality and charm

of manner invited. Journalists in Australia will not need to be told

that the reference is to the late Davison Symmons. The other three are

still living. One of them, whose work conferred lustre on the Sydney

_Morning Herald_ during the middle ’nineties, was in part the victim of

circumstances, in part the prey of his own temperament. The knowledge

that he was receiving 30s. or 40s. a column for his efforts, while

worse writers in England were getting paid for theirs at the rate of

shillings _a line_, drove him first to misanthropy, and afterwards to

other things. The third of the quartette is the writer who is known

throughout the continent by the pen-name “Oriel.” He is at the top of

the profession; he is one of the few men in Australia who have combined

social orthodoxy with newspaper brilliance; he has worked hard, and he

has not thrown himself away. But what prospects of a tangible monetary

reward are there for the gifted “Oriel,” or for writers like “Oriel,”

in comparison with those which always await the cattle dealer, the

rag merchant, or the bluffing attorney? The fourth of these typical

journalists is he who disguised himself in the columns of the Melbourne

_Argus_ and chronicled cricket, football, and other small beer for

quite a number of years. He might have continued to do so indefinitely,

had not the accident of the South African war given him a reputation

and a name.

These are only a few illustrations, but they will suffice. The

individual who launches out on the inky way must be prepared to be

judged critically on his merits, and to be treated without leniency or

favour. He must submit, for a time at any rate, to do the bidding of

a man who is also a journalist, and perhaps a less competent one than

himself. He must throw his illusions overboard; he must learn to give

and take; he must be watchful and ready, prompt to observe, and quick

to act; and he must be prepared to go without the richer prizes that

can be won in the warehouse, or in the domain of medicine, or at the

Bar.

Yet, if the would-be journalist possesses certain qualifications, in

addition to literary skill, he may be recommended to join the ranks of

the unlisted legion. If he has a saving sense of self-restraint; if he

has the faculty for seeing ahead; if he has a definite amount of moral

stamina; if he can treat the profession, not as an end, but as a means

to an end; if he can live through it and eventually rise above it--if

he can do this, the press is his most perfect and his ideal medium.

The monetary test is not the final one. The working journalists can at

least take to themselves one or two reflections. The ways of the grocer

and of the apothecary, of the lawyer and the bill-discounter, are not

their ways. Government House may not know them, and the drawing-rooms

of Toorak and Potts’ Point may forget their feet. But they have their

consolations. They are the rebels and the outlaws, and yet a strange

paradox--the entertainers, the instructors, the beacons of the whole

reading world.

IV

THE GAME OF POLITICS

Is it not better, youth

Should strive, _through acts uncouth_,

_Toward making_, than repose on aught found made?

The game of politics as played in Australia has a certain vogue with

almost every class. In numerous directions are to be found striking

evidences of the pervading character of this form of recreation. Every

state, including those whose population is only half that of a decent

sized English town, has its two Houses of Legislature, and all of the

states in unison have their double-barrelled Federal Parliament. Thus

we get a total of fourteen Houses of Parliament, and nearer seven

hundred than six hundred members to represent barely four millions of

people. The amount of space these fourteen Houses and these six hundred

and seventy odd members take up in the newspapers, and other chronicles

of the time, is enormous. Looking at some of the facts, one would be

inclined to say that the word “recreation” was a misnomer, that the

whole business was intensely and almost preternaturally serious. If a

man confined his reading to the journals of Australia, if he talked to

mechanics on their way home from work, or to business men over their

coffee, if he attended only a few of the open-air meetings that are a

feature of the life of the country, he would inevitably come to the

conclusion that the whole duty of man in Australia was to record his

vote, to watch his representative in Parliament, to burn incense to the

proved and faithful servant, and to hurl violently from his seat any

individual who ventured to tamper for a moment with the principles of

justice, equality, democracy, individualism, socialism, or whatever the

prevalent principle happened to be.

This would be a reasonable conclusion in certain circumstances, but

it would be an entirely erroneous one. As a matter of fact the game

is never really serious. In a land like Australia where many things

are dull, and lifeless, and mechanical, the tone and temper of public

affairs must be regarded as a pleasant relief. From the deadly

seriousness of cricket and horse-racing to the essentially humorous

quality of politics, is the most agreeable of transitions. It is an

incontestable fact that Australia is distinguished among all civilised

countries for the buoyant atmosphere, the mirth-provoking attributes,

and the Gilbertian features associated with its politics--features that

constitute, indeed, the whole substance and essence of the game.

To be a successful player, you require a certain amount of aptitude,

and a large measure of good fortune. Let it be assumed that you are a

spectator, and desire to be something more; that you are anxious to get

among the players, to handle the stakes, to hold a winning chance. The

task is easier--much easier--in Australia than it is in Great Britain,

but yet it is never altogether easy. The unwritten laws governing

success and failure are uncertain and peculiar. You are anxious to sit

at the table among the players. It remains to be seen what kind of hand

you have got. There are certain cards it is very desirable to hold;

others you can do without. Take it for granted that fortune has dealt

you enterprise, ambition, intelligence, power of grasping political

questions, faculty of speech, capacity for winning friends. This is a

useful hand, but will not of itself get you what you want. If somebody

plays the stronger card, that is to say the power of the purse, you

will go under in nine cases out of ten; you will remain always among

the onlookers in the outer ring, and will never get to the table. It

is necessary to make this point clear. To say that the moneyed man

can do what he likes in Australia, and that wit, eloquence, industry,

and the rest are always beaten by a large banking account, would be

to commit oneself to a foolish and palpable exaggeration. But no sane

man would deny that, in the game now under consideration, Power of the

Purse is the Ace of Trumps, and that to counterbalance it a very strong

collection of cards indeed is required.

There are many things that have to be reckoned with by the man who

desires to enter politics in Australia, but there is little outside

the cloven hoof of mammon that he can safely reckon on. The sands of

public opinion are shifting, changing. Even that useful attribute,

gift of speech, is by no means a certain passport to the post of

command. The crowd is jealous and suspicious of too much ability. It

is not pleasant for mediocrity to see itself outstripped by talent.

A man may talk himself into Parliament. On the other hand, he may

talk himself out of the possibility of ever getting there. So much

depends on the impression the crowd gets of the speaker’s sincerity,

of his earnestness, of his moral, social, and other qualities. It may

happen--in thousands of cases it has happened--that a man who can

speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and whose whole life has

been patriotically unselfish, has been unable to gain a place in the

counsels of the nation. For some reason the onlookers would not take

to him; they have disliked or misread his cards, disliked or misread

the man. The influence of the Trades’ Union is one powerful lever.

Many a man has succeeded in entering public life by its aid; but the

Trades’ Union is becoming to a greater extent each year a political

conglomeration of fiercely ambitious units, and nine-tenths of the

speakers who declaim at a Trades’ Hall or Union meeting have Parliament

in view. Every speaker watches, criticises, and mistrusts every other

speaker. In the rush for the spoils it is difficult to say who will,

and who will not, come eventually to the front. Capacity has to be

shown, friends have to be made, opponents have to be silenced, rival

interests have to be placated, cliques have to be frustrated, logs have

to be rolled, wires have to be pulled, and much else has to be done

before the goal can be attained. To the participant it is all very

exciting, and to the onlooker it is very droll indeed.

But it is in Parliament that the fascination of the game really begins.

So fascinating is it to the great majority of the participants who

have reached this stage, that you will scarcely find one in a hundred

who will offer to give up his place at the table, no matter how his

chances of winning a large stake may have dwindled, no matter how

much he may be out of pocket, no matter how his fellow-players may be

wishing him somewhere else. To say this is not to suggest the worst

kind of motive, or to cast reflections on individuals. The writer knows

a great many Australian politicians, and is inclined to think that on

the whole he likes them better than any other class. He regards them

as, for the most part, genial, pleasant fellows. Speaking broadly, they

are not dull-witted, and they are not corrupt. There was a time when

the average member of an English Parliament was both. The Australian

politician is usually a good sportsman: he can take his winnings

without boasting, and he can take his failures like a man. He is under

no illusions as to his own aims, or his own qualities. He knows that

it is to his interest to be considered as a patriot, and he knows

also, in his heart of hearts he knows, that he is only a player. Let

us quote Browning, and thank God that the meanest politician boasts

two soul-sides, one to face his constituents with, one to show to the

man or woman who knows him. Let us thank God, for if it were otherwise

the race of public men would cease to exist. They would be consumed in

the fires of their own simulated fervour. And some highly interesting

proceedings would be lost to the world.

It is assumed, then, that the first step has been taken, that you

have got to the playing table, that you are directly under the eye

of the marker who calls the game. The fun is now about to commence,

and with it the danger. You are untried, and practically unknown. The

first thing to do in the circumstances is to get into opposition. The

manner of doing this requires a great deal of tact and finesse. Many

a man, and many a possessor of a naturally strong hand, has spoilt

it irrevocably by playing a wrong card at this early stage. The

probabilities are that you were carried into Parliament on a wave of

enthusiasm for the Government. You were chosen to sit behind the front

Ministerial Benches. Your constituents expect this of you. Now, it is

just possible to do precisely what your constituents do not expect of

you, and yet, not only keep their good opinion, but rise very much

higher in it. This, I say, is possible, but so far from being easy,

it is distinctly the hardest piece of strategy in the whole political

manœuvre.

However, something has to be done. You are unknown, and far from

rich; you are ambitious, and cannot afford to remain for years

an obscure unit among the followers of the party in office. The

fascination of the play is upon you; there are tens of thousands of

spectators watching intently, keenly interested, waiting to applaud.

The temptation to catch their eye--that large collective eye which

overlooks the continent--is irresistible. You are invisible because of

the Ministerial phalanx in front of and around you, and it is necessary

to get clear, to break away.

The opportunity will almost certainly arrive before long. The clever

gamester is he who recognises the chance when it appears and makes

the most of it. You must have a certain amount of patience. It is

ruinous to be too precipitate, but it will almost certainly happen, and

probably before the end of your first triennial term, that the Premier

will come down with certain proposals to which you are not committed

before the eyes of your constituents, and which are intrinsically

important enough to arouse popular feeling. This is the opportunity

to break with the Government. But as you represent a government

constituency you must be careful. You must go to the electors and take

them into your confidence; you must explain that after a tremendous

and heart-breaking struggle between devotion to a political leader and

devotion to principle, the latter carried the day. It is well to point

out--as truthfully you may do--that your threats, tears, and entreaties

have been fruitless to turn the Premier from his fell purpose; that

your expostulations have fallen on deaf ears. Henceforth, you may

add, all personal attachments, all private longings, all political

amenities, are to you as nought; all the friendships of a lifetime have

been laid on the altar; for the future you live only in the endeavour

humbly but unswervingly to give effect to those eternal principles in

comparison with the majesty of which, the life and aspirations of the

individual are as the small dust in the balance, are a not worth naming

sacrifice.

Once in opposition it will be found that your sphere has extended,

your reputation increased. It is now possible to marshal all your

forces. Allusions can be made that would previously have been

inadmissible; words can be used that before would have been treason.

At this period of the game it is advisable to cultivate a method, a

manner of your own. It is desirable to be in some way _distinctive_.

There is much virtue in a particular look, in a mode of speech, in a

mannerism. If you have not the main thing, which is natural ability

and power of carrying conviction, it is possible to get something

else--something that will focus the attention of the spectators in the

outer ring. Every one knows the story of the man who laughed. He has

had his counterpart, and a very successful counterpart, in Australian

politics. It will be recorded of one man of obscure beginnings that

he was a genial, capable, extremely popular person, who laughed, and

became Premier of Victoria. If laughing is not your _metier_, if it

goes against the grain, it is just as effective, or even more so,

to cultivate a cast-iron demeanour. The “cool, calm, strong man”

has been played admirably on several occasions, by none more finely

and successfully than by Mr W. H. Irvine, of Victoria. Yet another

pose that will often be found extremely useful is that of the bluff

devil-take-you kind of individual, as impersonated by Mr Thomas Bent,

of contemporary fame, and by Sir George Dibbs, of happy memory. The

astute Cornwall in _King Lear_ says some words to the effect that this

kind of knave--the bluff, outspoken knave--has more craft than any

other kind that could be mentioned. However that may be, the gruffly

candid demeanour has proved useful in Australian politics in the

past, and is likely to prove useful again. Then there is the humorous

pose, of which Mr G. H. Reid furnishes the best living example. This

is invaluable at times, but its successful adoption is so difficult

that it cannot be generally recommended. Only the highest kind of

ability should venture to undertake this manner. It may be of advantage

to affect a plain, or even a dowdy, appearance. The first Federal

Treasurer wore an old suit of brown clothes for a lengthy period, and

with conspicuously good results. But, whatever you cultivate, whether

it is the manner of the sage or the buffoon, of the circus or of the

graveyard, it is necessary to cultivate something, and to cultivate it

well.

With a modicum of good luck, and a sufficiency of good management,

almost any one can rise to Ministerial rank in Australia, or for

that matter can obtain the highest post of vantage, namely the

Premiership. The comparative shade of private membership is no sooner

left behind than the game takes on still different phases. The cards

are reshuffled, the partners are altered, the rules are revised. The

play is as fascinating as ever--even more so--but it has become much

more difficult, much more complex. One has only to reflect for a

moment on the absence of any really live question in colonial politics

to understand the trouble that the head of a Government must have to

keep up some semblance of enthusiasm in the country, and to retain

his place. There is no large Imperial question. There is no Home Rule

question. There is no longer a tariff question, although there are

occasional murmurings and mutterings from one or two sections of the

people, and from one or two dissatisfied newspapers. It is impossible

to beat up a party, either in the State or the Federal Parliament,

on such lines as Imperialism, Nationalism, Jingoism, Fiscalism,

Conservatism, or any other “ism” belonging to the larger domain of

national affairs. What is there left to fight about? There is very

little. In three cases out of four the incoming Government takes

up the measures of its predecessor. In three cases out of four the

differences, other than the personal ones, are barely discernible.

In this political atmosphere of Australia, Amurath with Amurath is

eternally being confounded.

The rise of the Labour Party has been the most remarkable feature

of the situation during the past three or four years, and the whole

history of the Labour Party is the most conspicuous illustration of the

general truth of what has just been said. In Opposition it has been

magnificently strong and war-like. It has talked, through its leaders

and its units, firmly and finely of the necessity of checkmating

capitalistic greed, of nationalising industries, of abolishing the

large land-owner, of setting up a State Bank, of establishing a State

iron industry, of taxing the wealthy for the benefit of the poor,

of granting pensions to the aged workers, of saving the weak from

the strong, of improving industrial conditions, of giving every man

a fair return for his labour, of shortening hours, of widening the

avenues of employment, of adding something material and tangible to

the pleasures of the people. The Labour Party out of office has talked

impressively of all these things--so impressively, indeed, that it has

been taken at its word. During the last year or two, Labour Ministries

have been in power in the Federal Parliament, in Queensland, and in

Western Australia. What has happened? Where is the monopoly that has

been nationalised? Where are the wages that have been increased? Where

is the Bank that has been established? Where is the land tax that was

promised? Where are the old age pensions in Queensland, in Western

Australia or in the Federal Parliament? More than this: where are

the records of any serious attempt on the part of one of the Labour

Ministries of Australia to nationalise even one industry, to check

capitalisation, to pay old age pensions, to run a State Bank, or to do

anything that the average Liberal, or even the so-called Conservative

Opposition would not cheerfully undertake? Not only has there been

nothing revolutionary accomplished, but nothing revolutionary has been

even tried.

To keep your place at the inner table, to be able for any length

of time to set the pace for the rest of the numerous company, it is

necessary to remember that the other players, and not yourself, are the

actual masters of the situation. By proceeding warily, and by showing a

thorough knowledge of every unwritten rule and precept, you may get as

much as a reasonable man should require. You may have the appearance,

if not the substance of power, and all the honours, emoluments,

lime-light and other accessories connected with it. But to attempt

to run a crusade of your own, or to attempt to put into practice the

sentiments you preached in opposition, is merely to commit hari-kari,

to rush on your own doom. The Labour Party, or the more intelligent

members of it, have found this out. My own opinion is that the Labour

leader is a trifle less insincere on the whole, than the average leader

of any other party or section. Yet the difference between the fighting

Labourist’s word in opposition and his performance in office is great

and ghastly. It is not necessary to blame him. He has simply _had_

to realise that Australia is in a condition, politically speaking,

of being willing to listen to everything, and of being able to

accomplish nothing. It is always talking about its breathless speed,

and perpetually falling down in the mud.

Undoubtedly the most humorous, the most delightful, and at the same

time the most useful institution known to the continent is the Upper

House, or Legislative Council. What the Premier of the day would do

without this stand-by, it is barely possible to surmise. To the head

of an allegedly Radical government, the Tory Chamber is always a

God-send. Even the cleverest tactician finds now and again that he

must press forward when in office with measures that he advocated when

sitting on the left hand benches. It is an awkward predicament for

many reasons. He knows that if the reform is carried, it will probably

bring about a reaction, and that he himself will almost certainly be

hurled from office at the next election. Yet he dare not jettison the

principal plank in his fighting platform. What is he to do? Amid the

storm clouds that are all round him, out of the night that encompasses

him, above the tempest that is driving him irresistibly forward there

gleams one ray of light--the light of the Legislative Council. There

it is, straight ahead, standing between himself and swift and sudden

extinction. Confidently he presses on. His vessel triumphantly breasts

the waves of the Representative House, and is dashed to pieces on the

adamantine rock of the Council’s inaccessibility. But he himself is

safe. He gains breathing time while the fragments of his craft are

being pieced together again. His constituents are satisfied. He comes

back stronger than ever from the next election, and goes through the

performance again.

Will any one deny that all these possibilities, all these variations,

all these moves and countermoves, all these chances of success, all

these risks of failure, go to make the pursuit of the political prize

in Australia one of the most absorbing in which man can engage? The

governing fact as already stated is that the game is not confined to

a privileged class, as is practically the case in England. Subject to

certain conditions, it is open to all. It is true that the possessor of

a banking account has an advantage. In the language of pedestrianism,

he beats the pistol; he gets a certain start every time. But the start

is not so great that it cannot by a display of agility be overtaken.

And the fact remains that the chief attraction of Australia from the

player’s point of view, and one of the chief risks from the point of

view of the spectator, is that political competitions are conducted

actually, as well as nominally, irrespective of wealth, or rank, or

status in life.

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