TO LORD RHONDDA.

DEAR LORD RHONDDA,--When you were an unassuming undergraduate at Caius

College, spending your leisure-time in an eight-or a pair-oar, and

stirring up the muddy shallows of the Cam, as you did to some purpose, I

cannot believe that any premonitions of the heights of celebrity to

which you would some day attain disturbed your mind. And yet here you

are, a survivor from the foul and murderous shattering of the

_Lusitania_, a coal-owner, a member of the Government, a peer, and the

Food-Controller of a whole nation at war.

Your predecessor, Lord DEVONPORT, had no very happy experience of the

post you now hold, and I can well understand that his life during his

tenure of it cannot have been a pleasant one. Every crank with an

infallible recipe for catching sunbeams in cucumber-frames and turning

them into potatoes, or whatever might be the fashionable food at the

moment; every grumbler who imagined that every rise in prices must be

entirely due to the malignity of men and not to the scarcity of the

article; every politician with a grudge to satisfy or an axe to

grind--all these pounced upon Lord DEVONPORT as a victim made ready to

their hands, and gave him a time which can only be described as a very

bad one. Add to this the mistakes almost necessarily made by an office

which was entirely new and dealt with unexampled conditions, and it is

not on the whole surprising that difficulties were encountered and that

the right way for overcoming them was not always taken. Indeed there was

or there seemed to be at one time a lively controversy between Lord

DEVONPORT and Mr. PROTHERO about the true meaning of the words _maximum_

and _minimum_ as applied to prices, and we were left to infer that these

Latin monsters are virtually indistinguishable from one another.

However, all that is now over; Lord RHONDDA reigns in Lord DEVONPORT'S

place and can profit by his experience. I don't want to delude you into

the belief that all is plain sailing for you. You couldn't be made to

believe that if I tried for a month of Sundays, and I don't mean to

spend my time to no purpose. But I think the great body of the nation is

determined that you shall have fair play and will support you through

thick and thin in any policy, no matter how drastic, that you may

recommend to their reason and their patriotism. This business of

food-controlling is new to us as well as to you, but we are willing to

be led, we are even willing to be driven, and we are grateful to you for

having engaged your reputation and your skill and your firmness in the

task of leading or driving us. And if in the course of your duty you

encounter any genuine rascal endeavouring to grind the faces of the poor

or to find his own profit in the misery of his fellow-men we look to you

to give him short shrift.

I am, my Lord, with all goodwill, your Lordship's obliged and

faithful Servant,

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