DICK BAKER.

A man of cheerful, if somewhat rubicund, countenance is Dick Baker. His

outlook upon life is that of one who takes no thought for the morrow,

and can justify this light-hearted attitude of mind by the circumstance

that the world has always treated him well in every sense of the word

“treat”; for Dick acknowledges that he is “very fond of his

refreshment.” There are many people who welcome their acquaintances with

a smile; Dick goes one better, for he generally starts laughing when any

one speaks to him; his risible faculty is so delicately poised, that

“good morning” has been known to provoke a jovial roar. He may be said

to have solved the great problem set by some novelist-philosopher a

generation ago, “How to be Happy on Nothing a Year.”

Dick Baker was born sixty-six years ago. How he came to adopt the career

he has followed since he was twenty-one years of age, he can hardly

explain. He was always fond of horse and hound, and he never took kindly

to discipline; running with hounds therefore appealed to him as the

ideal occupation for an active and hardy young man who liked to be his

own master. Fondness for refreshment, notwithstanding, Dick has reached

a hale and happy old age. He can still “keep going” throughout the

longest day, and thanks to an outdoor life and a sound constitution,

suffers from neither cold nor rain. He dates his career as a runner from

about the year 1860, and probably knows more about the Essex,

Hertfordshire, and Puckeridge countries than any man living, having

spent forty-five seasons running with those packs.

[Illustration:

“DICK.”

_From a Painting by G. F. Thompson._]

]

He was for several years under Mr. Parry, when that gentleman was master

of the Puckeridge, and he tells many anecdotes of the various huntsmen

he has known, Dick Simpson, Hedges, Allen, and Will Wells among the

number. Dick’s early ambition was to be a hunt servant, but the Fates

denied him; he is, he now admits, safer on his own legs than in the

saddle. Upon a day it fell that Mr. Rowland Bevan gave Dick his horse to

lead home after a hard gallop. Dick thought it a pity not to try what he

could do as a horseman, and reflecting that, inasmuch as the horse had

had a long day, it would at least be quiet on this occasion, he mounted.

Before he got the horse home he had taken three heavy falls on the

macadam; but seemingly he was born a master of what some one has called

the “inexact science of falling,” for he boasts that he was none the

worse. He has confidence in his lucky star, and expresses it in a

fashion that has the merit of originality.

“Why, Dick, I thought you were dead,” said a member of the Puckeridge on

one occasion.

“No,” replied Dick, calmly; “God never kills good-looking people.”

How far Dick’s appearance justifies his opinion of his personal

attractions our readers are able to judge for themselves.

His master passion is anxiety to be identified with the hunt; to be

recognised as a member of the staff. To this end Dick, through the good

offices of an indulgent member who at the time held office as hon.

secretary, took advantage of the visit of a photographer to the

Puckeridge kennels to get his portrait taken with a couple of hounds; in

character, as it were. It is probable that this was the proudest moment

of his life. That he possesses some business capacity which might have

been profitably directed into other channels, is proved by the way he

turned this opportunity to account. He ordered a dozen copies of the

photograph at the aforesaid member’s expense, and retailed them to

members of the Hunt at two shillings apiece.

Dick acknowledges but one enemy in this world, and for that enemy he

cherishes hate, the deeper because he cannot be avenged of the outrage

it committed upon him. This enemy is the Great Eastern Railway Company,

which, with the heartlessness peculiar to railway companies, once “ran

him in” for travelling without a ticket. It was really not his fault, he

explains; he finished a long day with hounds many miles from home, and

thinking he had a shilling in his pocket jumped into the train intending

to pay at the other end. The fact that he was mistaken as to the

contents of his pocket does not, in his well-considered opinion, justify

the Company in haling him before the Bench, and getting him fined ten

and sixpence and costs. It was the most costly journey he ever made, and

he is unlikely to forget either it or the sequel.

Entertaining, as already mentioned, strong objections to anything like

discipline, a master of hounds being, in his judgment, the one mortal

being who is entitled to command his fellow-creatures, Dick has rarely

attempted permanent work: and when he has done so it has always proved

temporary after all; for what reason it seems unnecessary to enquire. In

summer he is usually to be found in attendance at cricket matches, and

in less exalted cricket spheres rather fancies himself as a bowler. He

possesses quite a remarkable instinct for discovering occasions, show,

celebration, athletic meeting, or what not, which will yield an odd

shilling; and will put in much more and harder work to earn the odd

shilling than he could ever be persuaded to do to earn the certain

half-crown. He has a family; and it is in no spirit of reflection upon a

hard-working spouse that he responds to enquiries with the

cheerful—always cheerful—assurance that “the cubs are all right.”

Sport in the City.

THE OLD YEAR AND THE NEW.

There are times when the tented field is as still as death, times when

even the hub of the universe is as dull as any Little Pedlington in the

Kingdom. We usually make up for it, however, by a great bustle of

company meetings in the concluding month of the year, and these

functions have been characterised during the past few weeks by a quite

unwonted show of animation. The shareholder, as a rule, is a very

patient and long-suffering kind of animal. He pockets his grievances,

passes the resolutions submitted for his acceptance, and goes away

thankful, in most cases, for very small mercies indeed. When he does

break out, however, he is apt to be a very ugly customer, and the lot of

the proverbial policeman is quite a happy one in comparison with that of

the luckless wight whom duty compels to face the music in his capacity

as a director. I do not know whether it is the contagion of heated

political assemblies that is spreading its virus in the City, or whether

we have come under some malign planetary influence; but certain it is

that there is a nasty spirit abroad, and the shareholder goes to his

meeting prepossessed with the idea that it is enough to be a director to

be either a fool or a knave. For several years in succession it was the

fate of the Westralian companies to furnish occasion for these angry

gatherings. They, however, are at length vouchsafed a well-earned rest,

and the miserable wretches who pull the labouring oar in South African

ventures are being given their turn.

That, perhaps, is not altogether surprising. Eldorado has become, in the

popular imagination, a veritable Nazareth, out of which no good can

come, and since shareholders cannot get out to Johannesburg to vent

their wrath upon the heads on which it might with some propriety

descend, they are with one accord taking it out of the English companies

operating in South Africa which lie within their reach. This is not in

consonance with strict justice, no doubt; but it will serve its purpose

all the same, for it can hardly fail to convey a hint to quarters in

which hints are greatly needed that the time has come for setting their

houses in order, lest a worse thing befal. It is probably the case, as I

have seen it stated, that the noise is made in inverse proportion to the

stake. The big shareholder is intelligent enough to know something of

the difficulties which follow upon the heels of a war and broad-minded

enough to make allowances. The man with ten shares or twenty, who gets

no dividend, and sees the market go steadily or unsteadily against him,

loses all patience, and is fired with an ardent longing to break

somebody’s head. What the small man voices, however, the big man feels,

and the moral which these merry meetings should convey to Johannesburg

is that shareholders have not put their money into South African

ventures as an erratic form of recreation, but with the reasonable

expectation of getting in their own lifetime a reasonable return. It is

too much the fashion out there to regard the shareholder as a negligible

quantity. Everybody seems to be bitten with the idea that the thing to

aim at is bigness of aggregate return, bigness of mills, bigness of

expenditure, bigness of everything except of the dividend declared.

Megalomania of this description spells ruin to the proprietorial

interest, and it is not compensated for by all the booby-talk about

prolonging the lives of the mines. It is easy to understand the

advantage of this prolongation to directors and managers and secretaries

and engineers, and all the other hangers-on of the industry; but where

the shareholder benefits from a division of his dividend by two and

doubling the terms of years in which it is paid, is more than the

average arithmetician can understand. The wrong turn was given to

everything by Lord Milner, who saw with his mind’s eye a population of

several millions on the Rand, and laid his lines accordingly. Lord

Selborne, who is apparently a man of sense and moderation, is doing his

best to curb and correct the extravagant ideas that had their genesis in

the time of his predecessor, and there is much reliable information to

warrant the belief that 1906 will be attended with very different

results from 1905. It need be, for only another such year as the last is

required, and South Africa will be for ever and a day undone so far as

the British public is concerned.

The change of Government made no more difference in the markets than if

it had been a change of footmen. The event had, in City parlance, been

already discounted. To men who had imagined to themselves the vain thing

that their exit would shake the financial spheres, as some of them

doubtless did, it must have been gall and wormwood to see quotations

actually rise on the day when their resignation became an accomplished

fact. This could only be due to a sense of general relief, and to the

feeling that the Liberal bark would prove far worse than its bite, so

far as the interests dear to the City are concerned. It certainly was

not owing to the new team being conspicuously strong either in business

or finance. It is an anomaly, to say the least, that the transformation

should result in a barrister being enthroned as the Chancellor of the

Exchequer and a solicitor installed as the President of the Board of

Trade; but Mr. Asquith has shown himself quite at home with figures and

fiscal questions during the past two years, and Mr. Lloyd-George has the

reputation in the House of knowing a thing or two besides the wickedness

of Mr. Chamberlain and the clauses of the Education Act.

Until the elections are over and done with, it is not probable that we

shall witness anything very theatrical in Throgmorton Street; but the

knowing ones are counting upon a marked improvement of gilt-edged

securities when things have settled down. Just as Nature abhors a

vacuum, so does the Stock Exchange abhor stagnation, and the one

question on everybody’s lips is what to go for in the New Year. Yankees,

too dangerous; Home Rails, not to be touched with a barge-pole; Foreign

Rails, quite high enough already; Foreigners, not another eighth to be

squeezed out of them; Breweries, wait a bit; Copper stocks, a gamble for

lunatics. Such is the rough-and-ready pronouncement of three out of four

of the old hands one meets. What all are agreed upon is that gilt-edged

descriptions must advance and that Kaffirs cannot, the one owing to the

plethora of money they see looming in the near distance, the other to

the alleged but scarcely demonstrated fact that the public have spewed

out their mining stocks and will not have them back at any price. I

always like to note these confident predictions. They are so often made

and so seldom borne out by the event. How easy it would be to make

fortunes if they were! Except for the puff palpable—the price of which

is as well known as that of a postage stamp—the financial press is

shrewd enough for the most part to refrain from prognostications after

the manner of the vaticinators in the sporting journals; but how much it

would add to the gaiety of nations if they made selections for the rise

and fall after the fashion of their compeers in Fleet Street! The only

thing that may always be predicted with certainty of markets is that

what will happen will be the unforeseen, and this is intelligible

enough. The calculable influences are few in comparison with the

incalculable—something occurs to upset the best-laid schemes of mice and

men—and you will meet a dozen men who have made their little pile out of

the short view for one who has staked his fortune without regret upon

the long one.

I will not emulate, therefore, the fame of Zadkiel. I shall not prophesy

because I do not know; but it scarcely needs a prophet to perceive that

much in the coming year, if not everything, turns upon the course of

events in the Empire of the Czar. It is easy to see how pregnant with

possibilities is the situation if one takes into account that big

dominating factor, and rules out all the rest as of minor account or of

no account at all; and it is equally easy to perceive that we are at the

mercy of a chapter of accidents. None will undertake to say what the

outcome will be, least of all a Russian himself who knows his people and

the subtle influences by which they are or may be moved. I have had the

advantage during the past few weeks of coming into contact with several

recent arrivals from that unhappy country, and the accounts they give

are so confused and so contradictory as to leave one in a more

impenetrable fog than if one had never taken any pains to learn the

truth at all. On some things, however, they are all agreed. Russian news

in the newspapers, so they say, must be taken with a liberal quantum of

salt. The Jews, not without reason, hate Russia, or rather the

established order in Russia; they control, directly or indirectly, the

bulk of the leading journals of all countries, and the news agencies as

well; their mission is to set down things in malice, to paint everything

in the blackest colours, to ruin Russian credit abroad, and to bring

down upon the Russian people the execration of the civilised world. The

fires of revolution are alight, it is true, but the conflagration is not

so widespread nor so all-consuming as the enemies of Russia would have

the world believe, and a free and purified Russia will emerge. What will

happen then is the problem; and all my Russian friends are at one in

saying that any representative Government that may be established will

set before itself two objects of policy—a better understanding with

England, based upon a solemn renunciation of any designs against India,

and development of the resources of the Empire by the aid of foreign

capital.

So far as the former of these objects is concerned, it goes almost

without saying that any English Government in power would go more than

half-way to meet amicable and sincere advances; and as to the

latter—with another _entente cordiale_ once established—the chances are

that British capital will flow into Russia as it has flowed in turn into

America, North and South, into Africa, into Australasia, into India, and

into every quarter of the globe in which capital can be freely and

safely employed. It is premature, perhaps, to say that Russian ventures

will be the outstanding feature of 1906; but the event is on the cards,

and the pioneer enterprises are already on the stocks. The world has not

been standing still while the nations have been at war and the heathen

have been raging furiously. During the past year or two, no end of

little expeditions have been poking their noses into the recesses of the

Ural region and the vast areas of the Siberian provinces, sending back

reports of riches, mineral and agricultural, beyond the dreams of

avarice. It is difficult to believe that resources of this description

still exist in their virgin state so near comparatively to the Western

capitals; but the evidence, coming as it does from so many capable and

unimpeachable sources, is quite irresistible, and the inference appears

to be inevitable that the exploitation of Russia is the next big task to

which the world of finance and industry will direct its attention. The

exploitation of China may wait, or be relegated to our friends and

allies, the Japanese.

It must not be presumed from our readiness to settle the affairs of the

nations that we have lapsed into indifference in the City as regards

various little matters of domestic concern with respect to which

agitation has been simmering for some time past. The relations of the

House and the public are being canvassed more freely now than I have

ever known, from within as well as from without. There is a consensus of

opinion that things are not quite what they ought to be, as indeed they

never have been and never will be even in this best of all possible

worlds; but the insiders are afraid of pulling bricks about lest they

should bring the entire edifice about their ears, while the outsiders

are wanting in the organisation to give the old walls such a shove as

would be felt by those within. It will not be long, however, before

events compel the general overhaul which is recognised as a prime

essential to the revival of business on such a scale as will enable the

Stock Exchange man to live without sapping the very vitals of his

clients. The complaints of the latter go to the very foundations of

business as it is carried on to-day. Why should one pay brokerage when

he buys? In every other business, it is the seller alone who pays. The

answer is that the buyer must pay, or the broker, who deals with a

jobber, would get no benefit from the transaction; to which comes the

rejoinder that the jobber is the fifth wheel on the coach, and should

not be privileged if he wishes to dispose of his wares. The force of the

argument for dispensing with the middleman is perceived by all who are

not hide-bound by tradition, use and custom, while practical recognition

is being given to it in much of the business that is being transacted

outside.

Then it is perceived that no sort of logical justification exists for

the enormous difference made in brokerage between one class of goods and

another, and between one client and another. For example, bonds are

bought and sold on a commission of 1/16 per cent., mining shares on

varying scales which work out at an average of ¾ per cent., which is

enough to kill the finest business in the world. This excessive charge

is not defended; but it is explained. When mining shares were first

introduced, the public were very shy of them—and the House, too, for

that matter—and promoting firms were ready to pay liberal commissions in

order to get them placed, an operation often attended with difficulty

and risk. Thus there came to be established a standard of expectation,

the public paying whatever charge the broker chose to exact, and the

mining market became the happy hunting-ground of new recruits by the

thousand, who perceived in it the opportunity of quickly getting rich.

Short cuts of this kind, however, generally prove the long way round in

the end. Brokers as a class cannot thrive by bleeding their clients

white by excessive commissions and contangoes. Either they make losses,

which wipe out their gains, and more, or they kill the goose that lays

the golden eggs. They cannot acquit themselves altogether of some share

in the collapse by which speculation of this character has been

overtaken. Commonsense and competition point with unerring finger the

direction of amendment and reform, and I expect to see established at no

distant date an almost universal charge of ¼ per cent. upon the money,

whether shares are bought or sold, or ½ per cent. if commission be

charged on sales alone. Pending this concession, it is not probable that

speculation will revive upon any considerable scale in the market which

has been in the past the most attractive of all markets, and may be

again if things are well and wisely handled. The loss of it would not be

compensated for by rubber trash and cab companies, over which there will

be some burning of fingers before long. “Trash,” did I say? Well, of

course, that is much too sweeping a generalisation. As a fact, the great

majority of the rubber concerns are moderately capitalised, and the

demand for their product is going up with such leaps and bounds that

they can only be regarded as sound and stable concerns. That, however,

is where the trouble comes in. On the back of every successful form of

enterprise kindred ventures are too often floated without much regard to

the question whether they contain the elements of success or not. Like

the razors that were made to sell, and not to shave, these undertakings

are launched for the sake of the promotion, and for no other reason

apparent to the wit of man. Promotion in the miscellaneous market has

seldom much behind it. The shares once placed, those who are in may

whistle for the day they will get out. There is but one fitting

inscription for that section, regarded as a whole—“Abandon hope all ye

who enter here.” Mining descriptions, with all their drawbacks and all

their dangers, have as a rule at least the inestimable advantage of a

“shop.” Mining promotions, I am given to understand, are likely to be

almost nominal in the coming year; but there are miscellaneous things

enough to stagger humanity awaiting a favourable moment to be launched.

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