MAN OVERBOARD.

Aboard a ship where there were a lot of young men passengers, and

jumping back and forth over open hatches, diving from the yardarm,

catching sharks, and revolver practice at men-of-war hawks, molly

hawks, cape pigeons, catching albatross with a hook and line, etc.,

were among the amusements, some of us met at about 11 A. M. to

breakfast in a cabin the owner of which had a hamper of cakes and two

boxes of Partaga and Regalia Brittanica cigars, these men amongst whom

were a T-- and two M's--had been brought up on civilized things so the

unfortunate owner's cigars went fast. One of us poor fellows was too

fond of drinks and other things and had no business to have come as

he soon got d.t's. and was shut up in his cabin with a sentry. Some

way he got out, ran the length of the saloon, and dived through the

big stern window, through the glass, bending the guard rods right and

left. A man standing by the wheel on deck above, looking aft, saw the

head and arms of a man rise on the top of a following wave, shouted

"man overboard", and threw a preserver. The captain was very good

and we went astern for an hour or more which was dangerous with the

sea that was running; had a boat out too. Then we picked up the boat

and went ahead and he floated alongside near where he went overboard.

They tried everything, though he had already been a little eaten by

fish. Several of our crowd on this ship could not stand the new life

after landing. H shot himself. W shut himself up with brandy and drank

till he died; and so on.

[Illustration: Coaling--Rio Janeiro.]

[Illustration: Man Overboard--Bay of Biscay.]

"THE OLD OAKEN BUCKET."

If you do not know what baldearing is and are short of amusement, tie

the end of a well rope to your cinch and then walk your horse away

eighty feet or so till your bucket comes up full, if you like to and

have a trough along side, arrange it so that bucket catches and tilts

at the top so as to let the water into the trough, or 'troff' as I

suppose it will be spelled later. Then walk your horse back and down

goes your bucket. The first time one man tried, as he turned he let

the rope touch the horse and this horse did not approve. It whirled

around a few times, tied himself up in a knot, and over they went.

Horse up again some way and got to the end of his rope in a hurry. The

two brick pillars of the well (the pride of the man's heart) crumbled

away and off went that animal with eighty foot or so of suga, the

bucket, and the cross beam, into a drove of mares which stampeded

all over the world. Don't know what became of the mares but we got

the horse fifty miles from home next day. He was a good beast but

nervous about ropes apparently. It is better to have a quieter gee for

baldearing.

[Illustration: Act I.--The Great Baldearing Trick.]

[Illustration: Act II.]

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