“BACK TO THE ARMY AGAIN”
I'm 'ere in a ticky ulster an' a broken billycock 'at,
“BIRDS OF PREY” MARCH
March! The mud is cakin' good about our trousies,
“SOLDIER AN' SAILOR TOO”
As I was spitting into the Ditch aboard o' the _Crocodile_,
SAPPERS
When the Waters were dried an' the Earth did appear,
THAT DAY
It got beyond all orders an' it got beyond all 'ope,
“THE MEN THAT FOUGHT AT MINDEN”
The men that fought at Minden, they was rookies in their time,
CHOLERA CAMP
We've got the cholerer in camp -- it's worse than forty fights,
THE LADIES
I've taken my fun where I've found it,
BILL 'AWKINS
“'As anybody seen Bill 'Awkins?”
THE MOTHER-LODGE
There was Rundle, Station Master,
“FOLLOW ME 'OME”
There was no one like 'im, 'Orse or Foot,
THE SERGEANT'S WEDDIN'
'E was warned agin 'er,
THE JACKET
Through the Plagues of Egyp' we was chasin' Arabi,
THE 'EATHEN
The 'eathen in 'is blindness bows down to wood an' stone,
THE SHUT-EYE SENTRY
Sez the Junior Orderly Sergeant,
“MARY, PITY WOMEN!”
You call yourself a man,
FOR TO ADMIRE
The Injian Ocean sets an' smiles,
L'ENVOI
When Earth's last picture is painted and the tubes are twisted and dried,